Garbage Pail Kids was both a box office
bomb and whipping boy for film critics. It was based on the insanely popular chewing
gum trading cards and stickers that adorned my school's lockers and toilet cubicles.
Garbage Pail Kids was conceived as being a spoof of Cabbage Patch Dolls. A toy line that
caused riots in the run up to Christmas in 1983. The sometimes violent, often disturbing and
plain gross lead to them being banned from school playgrounds all over the world. Time has been
kind to
them and the art style is just fantastic. Drawing influence from old horror films,
celebrities, pop culture and bodily functions. The series was revived in 2003 tapping into our
universal obsession of everything retro 80s. The film is about Dodger, a young teenager who
works in Manzinis antique shop. He never goes to school and seemingly doesn't have any parents.
Dodger gets regular beatdowns for inexplicable reasons by much older kids, I say kids, grown
ass men and women. After a fight in
Manzini's the garbage pail kids get awakened - Gremlins style.
Dodger tries to date older fashion obsessed, Tangerine. He tries to win her over with the
garbage pail kid's custom fashion designs, that he passes off as his own. What
a sneaky little bastard. The bullies are of course after his ass and rat on the
garbage pail kids leading to their arrest. The film starts off promisingly with a
surprisingly well done trading card intro. The garbage pail kids maintain a fittingly,
cartoonishly
cute, but grotesque look. We've also got Anthony Newley who is fantastic as
Manzini. With a lot of these kids films the older characters can look a bit like lecherous
dirty old men. Characters like Mr Miyagi, Doc Brown and Willy Wonka get the balance
right of eccentricity and fatherly sage. Captain Manzini is no exception; with old school
manners and the childlike preoccupation of magic. That's were the good points end. The bullies
look a bit cheesy in an 80's way, maybe at the time they w
ould be menacing to younger viewers,
but now look like extras from a bad Troma film. The bullying acts are also surprisingly mean for
a kids film. Compared to Home Alone with the Wet Bandits being ridiculous, but also believable
enough to be ruthless criminals. GPK doesn't get the balance right as the bullies have none
of the charm or humour of Harry and Marv. Another problem is the repetition of jokes
that aren't good enough in the first place. Windy Winston never plays his trumpet which
would have been a hoot for anyone under the age of 46. Instead we get comedy fart noises
and that's it. Nat Nerd who constantly pees his pants had potential for comedy. Then we have
snot and vomit jokes which just don't work. Kids love gross out humour but it has none of the
wit of the 'Captain Underpants' books or Doc Croc in 'Round the Bend'. What should have
been a vulgar, anarchic experience is a dry, by the numbers largely family friendly
film. The worst thing about it is Gremlins, Leg
end and Ghostbusters were all out before this
one and are love letters to the horror films and b-movies the directors and writers grew up on.
Garbage Pail Kids is 80s nostalgia personified from the frankly laughable 80s fashions, the
animatronic effects to the dodgy synth pop soundtrack. It 's nowhere near one of the worst
films of all time or even one of the worst kids films, but it's films like this that show us
just how difficult it is to craft a kid's film and just how rare great family
friendly films
like Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Matinee and the less kid friendly monster squad are. Watch
those instead of this oddball curiosity.
Comments
I had those cards on my school books
I had the cards, I loved the movie and I’m not ashamed to admit it
❤I LOVED THEM CARDS PLUS THE MOVIE