Art association "Rhythm" Vladimir Menshov Aleksander Pankratov-Chyorniy Valentina Telichkina Lyudmila Shagalova Nikolay Parfenov In Film "Where Is Enohp Located? (gde Nakhoditsya Nofelet?)" So, see, that's how it turns out for you, my dear Senseless chores at work -Yeah Your all problems are coming from the Queen of Hearts She is standing on your way See, you shed tears because of her And will waste a lot of money But The Jack of Diamonds will solace you It is a lover? Shush! The man will hear.
He's no man! Pasha, don't listen to us! Okay, I'm not listening And please, don't look I'm not looking Pasha! I did it right this time Just as you told me to Well, looks better this time Listen, if I defend my thesis, I owe you a present! By the way, did you go there yesterday? Yeah So? I repaired her tape recorder And how did you find the lady? Masha, well she's not my type. Oh, I see She is surely pretty, but, well...you understand.. Got it, got it! Listen! There's such a great option! My sist
er's friend needs to get her amplifier repaired! Marina, don't you think this is all waste of time? Pasha, you can't even imagine... Hey, boss Sign my entrance permit! Sure Please Listen! You life will change very soon! What kind of changes? Income increase New working schedule Differential switch Patent Such things, girls, you predict on your machines. But I'm speaking about life. This man is on fire like his soldering-iron. Can you see me and hear me? Yes, sure. A new person will come to your
life very soon! Deal, Marina! Call about your amplifier lady! Maybe today, at least, happiness will be on our side No way, it's hopeless! He is a forever bachelor! You see! Who will marry such guy? You are wrong, Fedya. He's got his own charm! So, are we going? Sure, dear Pashenka! There's no way back! Don't get distracted Aunty! Come, come here! Couldn't you find anyone even worse? You are totally crazy! What, Am I such a loser? He is a very good person Intelligent From a great family, we have
known each other for a long time! You have burnt yourself so many times Aunty! It's better to burn 100 times than marry such a weirdo! Yes Of course Okay we' will chat No, better tell.. Why?Why? Just like you, that's why! I wish you the same! Yes, yes.. Maybe we'll turn on the TV. Today is What?Where?When? (Tv Show) TV is unfortunately nor working right now. Right on time! Pavel can fix it! Would be great! Yeah! Do well He can fix anything Well, thanks for that. Wait a second... Someone's here I
'm very sorry Who,who? Guests I totally forgot what I wanted to say My darling! Come here! Pavel Fyodorovich will be fixing the TV! When he fixes, then I'll come Everything is fine! Negative result is also a result One option is less meaning that the probability in the rest of attempts will be higher. Will hope so This Emma turned out to be a woman with a lot of demands! With neurasthenic personality! If only we could meet a simple, cute, sincere, kind.. Even I couldn't find such kind of girl in
my young age She found you herself. Otherwise you would have lived alone! By the way, these are your genes Fyodor, Open! Oh, how I wish, Pashenka, to hear the sound of children's laughter the smell of diapers and toys everywhere Don't you want it? I do Otherwise I wouldn't have tried so hard Please, enter Pass Pass it on, please Here Natalya asked me to give you this for your work Oh, Pashka! Foregn chocolates!
scarce goods I don't eat chocolates. You take it! Enjoy! No way! Pasha! Maybe you c
ould sell it to someone, like our co-workers, for instance, they will not get poor by buying it! Hello! -Hello, Klara Semenovna! Golikov! How are the things with dechronization? Almost ready! I'm finishing the settings! Oh, very good! Then please start working on three-stage differential switch I promised boss that we would do it! What do you say, Pavel? We'll do it! I did not doubt in your answer. You know, this jacket is too small for you, Senukova! This is my size! Do you mind me trying it on
? No, no, please go ahead Oh, even colour is mine! You know, I'll try it on and give you my answer And what is it? Also selling? - Yes, but very expensive, buffet price! Gorikov didn't want to buy! - Good for me. I'll take it! Cos I enjoy these chocolates, let's go I'll pay you You'll get some money Oh, Genochka! Hello there! -Again without sending us a telegram and all of a sudden Aunty Lena! When guests are arriving to your house from the province, be happy that those are not undertakers! Chek
hov's words. I would not dare to say so! Oh, Fyodor Mihailovich! Hello! -Still as strong as a horse! You don't change, old folks! Look at you! God Bless let it be so forever! Is Pashka still plowing like a horse? -Yes! He'll be home soom. How long are you going to stay here, Gena? My business trip lasts as much as I want My wife sent me to buy some furniture. She is eating my head! "I want Roxana (furniture brand)"-she said And this is for you! Thank you. And here are greens, grapes, asian pita
bread And fruit And here all the rest. Whatever I could I brought to you Oh Thank you And from this place I'm taking sausages, buckwheat, chocolates, candies. Valya told me so. But to be honest,I'm fed up with this material stuff. Fyodor Mihailovich, as a veteran, can get some deficit products for you! Well, if once you take something away from your heart, I won't say 'no' Well, sure Pashka still has all same stuff in his room Here! -Still a Bachelor! Oh yeah, wait till he gets married. No way O
nly his micro scheme Is he still brazing? - Yeah And I'm, aunty, only controlling my staff. - Yes, you are different Genochka You are a boss, married, have 2 kids already While Fyodor Mihailovich and I will die without seeing grandchildren! We are going to leave Pavel alone on this Earth without kids and a wife! Let me tell you one thing, aunty! You don't die until you see your grand and great grandchildren! Well, we are not Caucasian centenarians and our son is not Appolon! Gena, we took him to
so many houses but nobody liked him. And in case the girl does he doesn't like her. Wow! Yes! Yesterday at the Lookouts. Emma, a lady from our family's friends Assistant Professor She's got a child, however, she's little anxious Indirectly she was For it but as soon as she saw Pavel, she cut him out! She's Crazy! Who should pity her? In addition she's with a child! If your boy Pavel only whistles you know what will happen? what? Bunch of women will run towards him! not divorced and not crazy! B
ut we agree! We agree on a divorced lady, let there be a child with her and let her even be little crazy. She should most importantly be a good person! She should love our Pavel and that's all No problems, Aunty 'You whistle, I will not myself wait'-one poet said. Everything will be great with Pavel. Just remember! Only Whistle! Would he whistle? He cannot do it! You whistle for him, Genochka. While you are here looking for furniture, try to whistle I will! If only you told me before I would onl
y come here for this deal! Oh! That's a good Omen! Everything will be great! That's it! Let's go! I've not been here for 100 years! You will take me to my beloved places of the city of my youth We'll go out and breathe fresh air! Get dressed I'm already dressed up! Only tie left Where do you normally go like this? For work! But I'm taking you out. Wear something bright! Okay, got it. I have this for a day off! Hang it back now! It's not a suit but a robber's outfit I'm not even talking about the
tie Too bad that you are saying so. It's a very good suit. It's an 8 old Crimplene German Costume. And it still looks like new. And the tie is also a foreign one. Papa got it as a present from his Iranian friend during war. Well. If I didn't know your father, I would think that you are speaking about World War 1 I didn't know the things are so serious with Pasha! Take off this rubbish just like before entering sauna! Why? Because You'll wear my clothes! -Why? Because I should be dressed the way
you are dressed No, but you still tell me why? Because my song is over! I'm married with 2 children, I came to buy furniture. Can't you see? The rest I have! I see that Gena, but I don't feel like wearing your clothes. I have never worn other people's clothes Brother's things are strange for you? You think what you are saying! -But Gena, please... Ha! We were growing up together, wearing the same clothes You ask your mother if you don't believe me! Yes, jackets, stockings, coats-everything was
the same Genochka, he always loved you! You think I loved him less? You wear my trousers and a shirt. And do what your eldest brother tells you Pavel is older! It's according to the age, and only 2 years difference whereas I'm much more mature than him in some questions! I can see that! Here! Now he looks like a human! Look at him! Oh, Pashenka! And I look perfect, but there's something missing for a full harmony. Yeah, a tie! The tie Fyodor Mihailovich got from the king William II What can I
say, Pasha? You must get married! In a year or two it might be already late for you! I know this without you telling me, but I cannot marry the first lady I meet, a stranger. Well, at first they all are strangers, you know. Look at those! They are strangers but so pretty! Look at this yellow one with a polka dot. - Yeah, she's cute! How can she be a stranger? You need to come and start a carefree talk. Can you? Are you kidding? - No, not at all! But, unfortunately that's like a science. I canno
t demonstrate it to you because I swore my wife on my health, that Nee-nee (no no)! She did not let me go until I swore She wanted me to swear on my children, but I changed it to health! But still..I can teach you though That's a waste of time. I can't do it! - Don't say so! The desire is important, and skills, at least the most shabby ones. Your brain should work just a bit. And you have it. That's enough. - Thank you, yes Listen to me, it's easy. You come to a lady you choose and ask her "Wher
e is enohp?" What enohp? See! The same question she will ask! And enohp is P-H-O-N-E, but Vice Versa Eno...aah N yeah.. I can read any word vice versa, I was known for this in University. Give me any word! dechronizator Great! That's a gift from God! But unfortunately this is the only talent I have So, yeah, you come and ask her what ENOHP is and while she is thinking you can already start a chat and try to arrange a date with her Does it usually go well? Sure it does! If you wanna know I chatte
d up my wife Valka with the help of ENOHP Can't be! - Yeah, but how could I know she'd turn out to be such a snake! Thought I got a golden fish You know, to be honest, don't get married. Screw them! Let's better go to the cinema! Let's go So what, Genochka? Did you guys whistle? - No, to be honest. And you said about a bunch of ladies.. Aunty and uncle. Please understand, why whistle? What's the purpose? To get Pavel married? Of course! Why? - What do you mean why? We just talked about it yester
day! To have children, not to be alone by the time he's old. You are married, Gena! That's the reason I don't want the same for Pavel. Why should he commit suicide voluntarily? You are such a
misogynist! You, Gena seems to be turning in a wrong direction. First saying "I'll whistle". Then "committing suicide" So you want Pavel to put on a yoke on his neck? You want him to kill himself for some crazy woman? - Yes, we do. Because she won't be crazy, but a very good, positive, well rounded and well
- balanced lady. Aunty Lena. If there was a real girl like this I would whistle her for myself! But I have Valka! -So what's wrong with Valya? She's a very positive, strong-willed and energetic lady! Without her what kind of person would you be? Well deal. What is it to me? If you want I'll get him married. Indeed! I'm already up to ears in s**t and he's still flying high. Blazing his micro-schemes. Butterfly! Let him also go search for furniture for his wife like me! Let him Good colour. Let m
e try on the pants Girls! A man's here! Well, Hello, Pasha. Are you co-workers tamed? -How so? -They are not scared of you but running away from me as if I'm a plague You are a stranger but I'm a their own. And I would like to become their own for such girls. Although I've given an oath to my wife. -True So what? Let's go out tonight like yesterday? -To the cinema, you mean? No, looking for a bride! But we decided not to! - Correct, but in order to come to such conclusion we have to check all po
ssible options first We haven't even tried yet! Oh, Genka. Hi! -Hi there! I know everything about you. You haven't changed a bit, only grown such mustache! And you have been a cutie and remained the same House, family and also work! How could I remain a cutie? Are you going to defend? -From whom? -Still fooling around? And I'm going to defend my thesis and Pavel is helping me so much. This he can. But He himself doesn't even think of completing his Phd I bet. - We will make him later. Gena, solv
e one question! -Sure, report to me. I'm listening. You understand, Gena, Pasha has fixed one video recorder for my
acquaintance, however, doesn't intend to take money for his hard work You must take money! -Yes! It was not really a repair but a Lookout for a girl. Under the pretense of repair? Heh, you arranged it? But anyways the tape recorder was broken. Gena, the lady is fully packed: a car, country house..you know what? Have you fixed it? -Yes. -What have you fixed? - I changed 2 capacitors
and 1 transistor. How much did you get for your work? You know what, Gena? But initially the fees were in a shape of chocolates. -Marina! -What? So, Pasha was working, changed and bought the details, the video is working, but the lady did not like him so he should take the money! Never! That's it. The question is solved and is not subject to appeal And now, respected ladies, me and Pavel must change the clothes. We have to. Please go out or turn away!-You Genka are the same, shameless type! Pas
ha, you got an amplifier girl today, don't forget! Hello!-Hi there! Are you from Marina? Why are there 2 of you? Who are you? as a matter of fact I'm alone.. We are from Sanitary-epidemic station. We get rid of mice, cockroaches and other insects. Any complaints? No, thank you. -Very good. Marina should repent for offering us such a bride Who does she think you are? God only knows what could have happened to you tonight! No! I have come on time! Now Pashka, listen to me and life will turn to you
from its smiling side! But don't have such a look as if people owe you some money! But look as if you are a surprise for everyone! From head to toes! So, smile! To whom? To nobody! Let a soft smile of a happy man be always on your lips! Just like me! See? (Singing) Now you try! Heh, I'll try. Did I do well? Oh, almost But you keep on trying Now Pasha, due to a dreadful circumstances I have found you in..I gave an oath to Valka not to flirt with girls for myself And what if I do it for you? I'm
not an oath breaker then, right? Basically yes Let's go ahead, my friend! The pipe is calling us! Excuse me girls, could you tell us where enohp is located? Enohp? No, what is it? If only you knew. We've been looking for it for 2 hours and they told us it's in the centre. Right, Pasha? And by the way, girls, do you know how much wool should be bought to knit him a sweater? Well, 500-600 grams. See now? And you kept on saying '2 kilo 2 kilo" You see girls, it's Pasha's birthday today and I promis
ed him to gift him wool for knitting the sweater just like you said 500-600 g And he said 2 kilo not a gram less. He found a fool See what I'm wearing myself? Well of course, as humans we could understand him. As a matter of fact he turned 75 years old today. Great jubilee! Tomorrow he'll get retired from the Academy of Science but today we would like to celebrate the day with beautiful ladies like you! And believe me, after that he will happily get retired. And after that there'll be Nobel Priz
e, crematorium, personal graveyard. That's it, Gena. Enough! Sorry, ladies. Pash, Pash where're are you going? Well, Pashka. Why did you run away? Is that because I mentioned crematorium? Or that you are 75 years old, well that's a joke even a fool would get! And what about me demanding 2 kg of wool for my own gift? You made me a racketeer! That's also a joke! A game! You think they believed? By the way they told me they liked you and conveyed their greetings to you. Thank you! -Welcome! Here
are the coordinates of those beauties. Wait, where is that piece of paper? Ah Lyuda and Natasha. By the way Natasha lives alone and she invited us to her place! Did you what, like her? aaah? I liked the one with the freckles. - Well, sure, she is yours. I'm trying not for myself, old man, Don't forget. And you know now there will be so many of them With freckles and with curls, stripes or spots patterned, you can gather them with a spoon. Listen to uncle Gena and everything will be fine! But let
me tell you one thing-not all girls get chatted up, only around 50% get fooled with 'enohp' It all depends on the season and time of the day. And this is not a bad coefficient for such a deal. Well now the percentage will be lower because my clothes is stupid. Excuse me, do you know where is 'enohp", oh sorry that's not the right city... Nile crocodile, comparing with them, is Mona Lisa. There can be such errors while in a hurry. Excuse me, do you know where 'enohp' is? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not l
ocal, I don't know anything here And where did you come from? -Ural. -We are terribly lucky. The place of great people, heavy machinery, Malachite Boxes How many days are you going to be here? Maybe you'll meet my friend? Oh, you know, today I'm leaving. - Pity. Happy Journey, beautiful Mistress of Copper Mountain Sorry, girls, could you tell us..-We don't have time. - oh oh oh oh Well, I have predicted the bad luck like Mendeleev with his atomic weights of the elements of the periodic table Wai
t a minute That's better, hah? Participant of the symposium on pathophysiology in the city of Atlanta, Georgia Where did you get it from? I took it from one foreigner 2 years ago But I replaced his photo with mine. It helped me a lot those days. Excuse me ladies, could you tell me where enohp is? What did you say? Repeat please Okay, I will ask you another question Could you come with a stranger to the end of the world? - With you? Let's suppose so Today I'm like Harun al-Rashid dressed as Dervi
sh walking around the city and asking people such simple questions. So, could you go? -Where is the End of the World? He knows No problems. -Well, when? Why delay? We could do it now! There are no lunch - breaks at the end of the world! No, now we can't go there. You give us a call and we will certainly go! Interesting right? - Yeah, I'm very curious, besides I have never been there before. Give me the pen ("hand" sounds same in Russian) Which one? Left, right? Writing pen Here you go - Thank yo
u - Good job! -Thank you That's our contact, call us and we will arrange the date! And tell us about symposium next time! -Sure thing! - See you Remember! Gena and Pasha! -Password: to the end of the world Did you see how my fake id worked? These are our people.Which girl did you like? I don't even know, both are cute. And here I guess even a better option Sorry, could you tell where...-No we couldn't Well, then go go go Yep, being dressed up like this is same as begging in the streets That's it
. We should buy something for you until the shops are closed I have everything, I don't need anything Marina's money are there and the rest I'll add It's time for another stage Look at me wearing you clothes. I have gone to the bottom of the society. Seriously. By the way, you are judged by appearances at first but by your mind later on - He-he-he There's nothing wrong in giving first impression Like Chekhov said “Everything should be first-rate in a person, his face, clothes, soul and thoughts.
” But your thoughts are yet much more beautiful than the rest Should we throw away this rubbish as a symbol of the new beginning? What is there inside? Ciphers, codes and addresses of agents Leave it with me, I might use it at work. No, you won't Let it flow the shore of the village "Kukuyevo" God damn it I liked the suit, though Oh My! What have I done? My passport, business trip ID and money for the furniture are left there! Can't swim well Girls, please don't mind me drowning in my underwear
I can't swim either Should we better look for a boat? What boat! It will about to get drowned and we'll have to look for a diver! Faster! Faster! He won't make it. -Gena! Gena! I'm coming with you! No need, you can't swim! -Let me go! Got it! Be careful, Gena! And you told us you can't swim! Now I can get cold! Come to our house! We live nearby. You will get dry and get warm. We will have some tea! Oh, for such a thing I would jump into the ice-hole! Lyudochka! Do you have 15 kopek? Will you ret
urn it? -Will see..-Okay, wait. -Wait a second, I got it Dear friends! Now I'm going to demonstrate the greatest trick of all time! The secret to this trick was revealed to me by the famous magician's son. Attention! Let me see once again Please Now this trick will be performed by our lovely ladies But with my kind help Your hand, please Say "Madame Parrot" Madame Parrot Once again That's it! Now let's dance! Pasha, ask Irochka to dance! Please May I? My friends! I want to inform you that today
is the International Day of Love! This date is not yet in our calendar and not even even UNESCO calendar But it's in the hearts of four people gathered together tonight And let's sweat to meet each other at the embankment every year wherever we are. Do you swear? We swear! I've gotta go Shall I see you off? -Only to the bus stop We will leave not saying goodbye Well,okay Where's Genadiy? And what kind of suit are you wearing, Pasha? I bought it Gena lent me some money Really? It suits you Let it
be a gift from papa and me Well, how was the evening? -Normal Oh, why is it wet? -It fell into the river How? Genadiy was wearing it. Where is he? What happened? Everything is fine. He is wearing his own clothes and at his classmates' place right now Really? -Yes He'll be home soon. Good night, mama Good night Tell me - I could not pull out a word out of his mouth Genadiy is not here. Pasha said he's at his classmates' place He went for a spree just like before Hey, old man -Oh, hi Why did you
run away yesterday? You left me and because of you I broke my oath But if it's because of you then it's not counted, right? Of course, although you could also leave after me Unfortunately, Pasha, if I left the situation would have been misunderstood. It's all because of you.Don't argue I have sworn on my health -No, no I'm not saying anything -Good for you Alright, where is Marina? She is at the University - Clever lady By the way, old man, what's your value? In the sense? I mean how much do the
y pay you for sitting here the whole day? 160 rub And not for just sitting. I'm working here. Why don't you ask your boss to increase the pay? You are an experienced specialist. Well, I feel uncomfortable She will increase when she wants to. - She won't I know 'cos I'm a boss myself Until you shake us we won't move Listen, your staff is quite valuable But God forbid to work together with your own wife. What about Pierre and Marie Curie? You might be Pierre Curie but Marie Curie can't be found
with "Enoph" There's no such kind here Please, don't look at us. - It's impossible! If I was a painter I would not paint a lady with a child, or a lady with a hand fan, but a lady trying on a foreign dress So much of expression, passion and grace You are embarrassing us If not my oath, I would... shake this place up Alright, see you in the evening. Dress code is formal Come in Good afternoon - Afternoon I'm the boss of the head of the same lab as yours, but in the post office My name is Valentin
Henrick Libersone -Please sit down I came to ask about Golikov. I want to take him from you, do you mind? What do you mean "to take"? Who will give him to you? Hmm, noway! Well, it's not for you to decide. There's no slavery for scientists, fortunately. I have offered him an income of 200 rub and gave him some time to think Listen.. - Golikov's value is even more, but sadly enough I can't afford to offer him more right now. My duty was to tell you as we work in the same system. Excuse me.. Good
bye You will not get Golikov, comrade Libersone. I have raised him up and you want to take him?! No Chance for that! Well, very good then Attention now! Follow me! Whoever passes between us will win a lottery! -We shall try! But how will we find out that when you win? Pasha, don't fall behind! -From the news. -But I would like to hear it from you personally! Please, give me your number, I have an incredible memory! Pasha, admit it! We don't give our phone numbers to strangers - If we knew it, w
e would not let you pass between us. -We didn't ask you for that Pity, pity Nevertheless, wishing you to win something great! For today we are having Tamara and Zoya They have a room in the hostel - What about those you arranged dates with? We must warn them not to wait for us. - So what? Let them wait, nothing will happen. You know how many broads I used to wait for in vain. They'll never pay me back You chip in as well, help me Now , combat readiness number 1 Excuse me, girl? -Sorry, what? Cou
ld you tell us where..Pasha, do you remember? ENO..and then? Well, this one,,enoooo..He knows but keeping quiet What is it so hard to say "ENOHP? - What is it? -He knows but doesn't tell me. Do you know? Enohp..no...Something familiar... Give us your phone number. We'll call you and tell you the right answer, what do you say, Pasha? Would you tell us, even this lady is interested to know. - I'm Alla I must know now what Enohp means. -Very well. I'm Gena, Pasha. He's a distinguished scientist! -S
ee you -Bye See, that's our person! She's not playing a fool. But you, Pasha, like in kindergarten. At least play along once. It's hard to play alone in the arena. -Sorry, I can't. I swear. Okay, wait a minute Excuse me, do you know where enohp is? -You have already asked me. When? 100 years ago, when I was at school. Look what a coincidence! However many things could have changed since then It seems you don't have anything else in mind apart from your "enohp". -No, why are you saying so? -Ther
e, your phone. Wait, where are you going, your ladies? It happens Hi, girls! -Hi! Same to you, comrade! Hello! Where is this big guy coming from? Today is football match! European League! All decent men are sitting at home now but look at him. Oh, Pashka! I surrender! -Stand at ease! Aye, Aye, miss! Isn't she beautiful? But Ensign-wife is not for you I, on the other hand, would love to...But that would be a violation of the oath Gena, I liked the girl, who wanted to find out what "enohp" was, A
lla. Why didn't you tell me before. I wouldn't have let her go Okay, here is her phone number. -No, she's given it to you, not me. So what, you will call and tell her that I died the other night and conveyed my regards to her. That's all! -No, no I can't do it! Okay I will have to prepare and give her to you in a gift wrapper. And you will come, see and win! Only Smile! No, Gena, I just said it for fun..-Oh, you are already scared. Tomorrow is not soon, but tonight we must go to Tamara and Zoya
Singing Well, today is not coming out so well... Enough, enough Now we are playing "Limpopo" What is it? It's called "Limpopo" in Portuguese but 'Spin the Bottle" in Russian. Do you konw the rules? -We do. Let me remind you: A player spins the bottle, and must kiss the person to whom the bottle points when it stops spinning Is it clear? -Yes, it is But aren't we too old for 'Limpopo"? "Limpopo" knows no age. Brazilians succeeded in it. If I have to, I'll kiss my cousin as well! Spin! Nobody wan
ts to play anyways. -Why not? We have started and shall continue. Spin it! He'll be lucky now, you'll see It's like a lottery! Well see? Wish I was that lucky! So go ahead, lucky boy, do it! So? -What? Stand up and kiss Tamara! We have strict rules, it is not subject to appeal Why? I'll give you now Questions later Come to aunty and kiss her Aunty Tamara is very good. If I were you I would do you know what? Inaudible, words vice versa Maybe he's being shy Not everyone is like you, Gena Alright t
hen. Let's turn off the light! Will you kiss her in the dark? Get ready! I'm turning it off... Well, what is happening? Toma, can you answer me? -I can, nothing is happening Pasha, why? The conditions are ready, don't delay Maybe he's kissing Zoya by mistake? Is it so, Zoya? - No, not at all. Pasha! You're like a child. What shall I do? -Don't do anything. Tell me why didn't you kiss Tamara? Well, I just can't kiss a stranger! First of all, not a stranger, but a beautiful lady! Girls can't be s
trangers, even those we don't know yet. Because we are bound together forever by nature, understand? Excuse me, I'm a collecting Graphic T-shirts. What is written on yours? -Please, you can read You are collecting, but not even able to read. I love men of middle and old age Really? -Yes! -Wait a minute then! If it's true then we are yours from head to toes. We are of middle age. -I prefer old men Do you know where enohp is located? -I don't know and don't wanna know! See, she's not a stranger! H
ey, Pashka, you and I have different platforms but mutual goal. Let's go to our girls! Nee-nee..-Okay okay, we won't be kissing them, we'll just sit there. Gena, but after what has happened I feel so embarrassed to be honest. One minute! We made bet with my friend whether we can kiss a girl in the first night or not. What do you think? Who is saying what? -My friend says you can and even must. That's not true, I swear! He's lying! It's opposite. -Well, bad for you! Good girl! Good girl! It's no
t a Medical College Hostel. It's a garden, orangery, greenhouse! Oh, if not my oath I would have stayed here forever. Miss, do you know where enohp is located? Well, how is it going, Gena? What's new? Everything is going great. Gradually he's getting used to a new role of a groom Getting used to women's society and he even liked one girl. What? Impossible! I always do my job well Enohp tactic is working very well! Gena, if needed you can invite your Enohp to our house. I'll bake a pie. Celebrati
ons can be held later. Tomorrow we are having a date with her at 7.30 in the corner of Tolstoy and Frunze st. What do you mean "we". Are you going for a date together with him? No, first I'm going to meet her and after I give a special secret signal (combing hair) Pavel is supposed to come, as if accidentally bumping into us. Everything will be great. Don't you worry. Now let's disappear. Good night Borikov! Yes. - Why did you all of a sudden come in a new suit today? I just bought it and also I
'm having an important meeting today. With Libersone I suppose? No, with my cousin -Really? -Yes With brother you can meet, but apart from that I will not let you go anywhere -Yeeah, our old woman is being weird today... As I see Gena is trying really hard with you But remember, Pasha - the woman, who by God's grace, you get married to, should know how brainy you are, but unfortunately only I'm aware of that. However I'm married and in love with my husband. That's why Gena thinks that he should
work very hard on me. Well he is certainly right. The suit also suits you well. See what result the machine issued according to the latest program. So, from here you'll be observing us. I'm gonna tell her whatever is needed and as soon as I give you a signal, come out. She will be thinking you are going to meet me, not her. The rest is just technique. Well my technique is certainly fantastic! Listen, maybe we shall cancel the whole thing. -Too late, comrade! Once decided, it is fixed! If you pr
omise sth you have to fulfill it. Stand and watch! 2 minutes left!That's it. You're such a handsome man, no need to shiver! Well, heh! Gena is there. - What about her? Not there yet and our Don Juan hasn't appeared so far Well this I know. He should be in ambush She came -Did she? So how does she look? -More than better Almost a beauty Such girl would never marry our Pasha. -Give me! Maybe we will not let him marry her! What do you feel about her? -You know, I also like her. For our Pavel she's
a suitable match! You? What are you doing here? -We? We are walking, Pashenka. Your papa and I haven't been to the center for a long time. -Then what do you need a binocular for? Why are you so curious? -But you're our son. Please, calm down, Pasha. Pashenka. our sweet boy, please forgive us. We won't do it again. He's combing his hair! It's time! Oh, you even know about this... What kind of weasels you are! Overhearing, spying on! -Pashenka, dear, please forgive us! There are the things throug
h which decent people do not overstep I got it, Pashenka. But you are the only son we have! -He's combing a lot! Let him be combing! You go to him, you have come here anyway. Pasha, Pavel where are you going? See Allochka, he is so shy that he couldn't even come. Moreover Oh, I can't believe it! Good evening! - Good evening! -Evening Please be acquainted, Allochka, these are the parents of Pavel, Elena Arkadievna and Fyodor Mihailovich. Amazing people! I'm Alla. Pity that the family is not full
today. -Well, where is your son? They must have apparently scared him -Yes, but but by mistake We were not planning to come here at all, Genochka! -Yes, I know you just went for a walk with your military binocular. So what shall we do now? Come to our place! I have baked a pie! -Yes -Indeed, let's go. We will catch Pavel there! Thank you, I can't. I have to be home. Genadiy, I hope you will see me off? Well, well... Such a shame! -True Where is he? To see off our Pavel's girlfriend..how much tim
e would it take? Maximum 1 h or 1.5 hours To see off, yes, but if you stay and drink some tea with her, this and that. He may come only by tomorrow morning I wonder where you got such information from? Tea, this and that... Only theoretical knowledge I can't doubt it, because our son takes after you! If he'd had at least one gene of mine he would have been married a long time ago. Get down! Pasha, are you sleeping? Sorry, old man, I have an important message for you The moment you ran off I was
doomed. She is a really amazing lady! Sorry, old man. Now I want to marry her! Do you mind? But what about Valya? And your children? You wanted to buy furniture! -I don't have money now for an imported furniture anyways! I increased the budget today. Alla and me have been to Yubileyniy restaurant. I have ordered to play the same song 5 times! This and that... But children... That's who I'm thinking about right now. Do I have to bear all the humiliation by that despotic and insane woman, their mo
ther? Oi, he's gone mad! He's crazy! I don't want to put up with the fact that I'm not a free person anymore, but a small screw in the family mechanism Knowing that nothing striking is going to happen in my life till the end No! It's inhumane! Not only towards me but towards my children as well Alla! What kind of person she is, if only you knew... I felt 20 years younger with her! And so many more times happier! Old man, I'm so lucky to have been dragged into that story! And at the end we will b
e at fault! By the way, Alla and I have arranged another match for you If you like each other let's both get married at once Two weddings in one day! It's gonna be fun! And cheaper Maybe he's right? Gena, you have to first file for a divorce! It will take some time So what? Won't you wait for me? -I will Let's sleep now, okay? -Sure I have to get up early tomorrow "I have to be sure in the morning that we will see each other again" (reciting a poem) I guess it's by Pushkin or something like tha
t.. But right now even I would be able to compose such a poem! Even in rhyme Pass What's wrong, old man? Why are you nervous? Look there, as if by accident. There is a girl sitting near the window So? I like her a lot Heh, that crocodile in a yellow blouse? You are crocodile! How dare you speak about her in such manner? Don Juan! Marcello Mastroianni! (Italian film actor) Raimonds Pauls (Latvian composer) Calm down, Pasha! I was just joking, I swear! She is very attractive If you want we can cha
t hook her up on Enohp? Enohp? She won't even speak to you after that! Leave this stupid word for your Neanderthal girls! Don't you dare speaking to her! Okay, if you don't want "enohp", let it be so I won't even look in her direction! Listen, boss I've brought you a great jacket! It's not expensive, take it, you won't regret! Thanks, I don't need it. I have already bought a suit. Suit is not a jacket, at least try. You will always have time to refuse. Pasha, really try it on! Why do I need a ja
cket, especially like this? Am I punk or what? See? I knew what exactly to bring him! What do you say, girls? Pasha! -Gorikov is becoming a real playboy! -Yeah, in front of such a man we can't be changing clothes anymore. Listen if Gorikov doesn't buy this jacket I'll take it for my husband! Ah, Zemfira's here! What do you have today? No,no,no, If I were you, I would take it, Pavel Fyodorovich! It suits you! Especially since you have a raise 200 rub Not less than at Libersone. Congrats, Pasha! F
inally! You deserve it! It means we're next. I'll take it! I don't have money now, though Pay me back once you have. I believe you. -Thanks Now everything will be fine! By the way, Zemfira, do you know if he's going to leave us? What are you saying, Klara Semenovna? How can I leave? My thesis is not ready yet After such a raise? Until he pays me back he won't go He's an honest person! Oh, what took you so long? Oh darling, if you only knew how I was missing you today Thank you. Well, here is Pa
sha.-Yes, sure I remember Good evening! -Evening! And here's Galya! Pleased to meet you, Hello Let me introduce myself, I'm Gena, but not a crocodile Gena (Russian cartoon character) My lover's friends are automatically my friends Alla, let Pavel come in I need one minute to talk to you Please, come in Thank you You're incredibly lucky. Pavel is a treasure for a smart, tactful lady He's humble, quiet and scared, almost schizo in life, but genius in science! He's into such things at work! He's ab
out to become a laureate of state award And after that a hero of social work. In short, please forgive him few little harmless things Deal, Galochka? -Sure thing! No problem! I like shy men. -Very well then. If possible take initiative in your hands! Don't wait for a compliment from him at this stage. However in real life he's a tender creation You are a beauty! -thank you We are waiting for you. -Allochka, you've got an adorable friend! If not you, I would be charmed by her. Pavel May I invite
you? Don't move! Let's wait for the next dance! Do you mind? -How could I? Now Pasha after your salary raise you have a full right to marry Galya I'm sorry Gena, but Galya is not my type at all I can't marry her Could you marry Alla? Tell me honestly, don't hesitate! For you happiness I'm ready to leave her I can't marry Alla at all! I'm already looking at her as your wife Why aren't we moving? Really, why are we staying here for 10 minutes? -More than 10. Maybe we won't move at all? Let's go!
Taxi, taxi, taxi! Why aren't we moving, comrade? -No electricity Why didn't you announce it before? Am I an inquiry office? My work is to drive So then tell us that you can't drive What if the electricity will turn on? -What do you mean? Passengers should know why they are wasting their time If everyone knows they will all become professors just like you! Hey, you, comrade! Close the door! Where is the Complaint Book? Let me write there something! I will also do something to you now! What do yo
u think of yourself, comrade? -Get out of here now! Do not mess around with him. Let's go Get outta here! -How can you! Hooligan! Get out! That's just outrageous! If only you could spend this much of your energy on something else, you would have been married by now! You see, Gena, he should have told us at least 'No electricity!' Right! Right! But as you know 'smart man gives way to tram not out of politeness' -said by Ilya Ilf. Here! Here! So we deserve So, Pashka It'll be hard for you to live
in this crazy crazy world! There was a movie called like this. I wouldn't make it up Just know Pasha I won't leave you alone. We'll live together in the same city and I'll be fighting for your happiness! As for my happiness, it has already taken shape, Impossible! It's close to 2 a m Where did you hang out? We were at the cinema We were playing on slot machines And after that we were sitting in the trolleybus. There was no electricity! Why did you suddenly come, Valya? I came because I know you
too well. Did you buy furniture? I'm looking for 'Rozana' brand day and night. It's not there what can I do? Pasha can admit! And what the hell is it? -What? -Come here I said! Hah, Valya, you are like "Gestapo" (official secret police of Nazi Germany) Anything can happen, you know Here it is, lipstick! And you are smelling of french perfume. And he gave me an oath, you know! Scoundrel! Where is his luggage? We are leaving immediately! And I was thinking why he didn't call and keeping quiet? Wh
at is bred in the bone will not go out of the flesh Folk proverb, but I myself would have guessed. Change your shirt now! 2 children in the house and he's still taking up that 'ENOHP! I will "ENOHP you now! Valya, I swear Enohp didn't come here. -What about the furniture? We lived without furniture and we'll survive without it further on.-Aha It's always like on volcano with you! Not like normal people! Excuse me, he can't be treated differently! It's like in a circus with the beast! All the tim
e you need to keep on the stand Get up, my unhappiness! Let's go! Say Goodbye! Goodbye! -Goodbye, Gena Pasha, close my business trip! And send it back to me. -Tell them to call... No whispering! And you, Pavel, are also a 'good' lad.
Still waters run deep. -Don't touch him! All the best! Well... That's a wife God forbid out Pavel from such kind Better like now Excuse me, please! Could you tell me where is enohp? How nice that you decided to talk to me I myself could not
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