FE LI CI A: YO U TH IN K TE SS I S GO IN G TO B UY T HI S? MA C: AS S OO N AS W E DO TH E FI NI SH IN G TO UC HE S. OH ! [T EL EP HO NE R IN GS ] MA C: YE AH ? FE LI CI A: IT 'S M E. I JU ST W AN T TO M AK E SU RE Y OU 'R E AL L RI GH T. MA C: NO A CT IO N SO F AR . FE LI CI A: I DO N' T GE T IT . WH ER E IS S HE ? MA C: TH E ST OR M WA S WO RS E UP NO RT H. MA YB E SH E' S BE EN T AK IN G ME ET IN GS IN D UN ST ON . FE LI CI A: YO U ME AN WI TH T HE F AK E MO RG UE A TT EN DA NT
? MA C: YE AH , MO RE T HA N LI KE LY HE A ND T ES S AR E WA IT IN G FO R TH EI R NE XT B AT CH OF I NS TR UC TI ON S FR OM T HE B OS S, WH OE VE R HE I S. I TH IN K TH E TO WN 'S M AI N AT TR AC TI ON I S PR OB AB LY IT S PR OX IM IT Y TO T HE C AN AD IA N BO RD ER . LO OK , HO W' S OU R PA L JA ME S? FE LI CI A: I JU ST S PO KE W IT H V. HE 'S U ND ER C ON TR OL A ND O UT OF S IG HT . BU T HI S ME MO RY L IN GE RS O N. EV ER YB OD Y KE EP S AS KI NG M E AB OU T OU R UP CO MI NG W ED DI NG
. I RE AL LY H AT E HA VI NG T O LI E AB OU T IT . MA C: CO ME O N, F EL IC IA , YO U CA N ST AY E NG AG ED T O ME IF I T' S ON LY F OR A F EW D AY S, CA N' T YO U? FE LI CI A: WE LL , IT 'S A T OU GH JO B, B UT S OM EB OD Y HA S TO D O IT . AN YW AY , YO UR J OB I S A LO T TO UG HE R AN D PO TE NT IA LL Y A LO T MO RE D AN GE RO US . MA C: AN D TH E ON LY W AY T O FI ND OU T WH AT T ES S AN D HE R CR EW H AV E BE EN U SI NG J AM ES F OR . FE LI CI A: JU ST B E CA RE FU L, PL EA SE . AN
D CA LL M E IF Y OU N EE D ME . I' M AT K EL LY 'S . MA C: OK . [D OO R OP EN S] MA C: TR Y NO T TO W OR RY . TE SS : WH AT T HE H EL L HA PP EN ED HE RE ? JA X: IT 'S T HE " HU RR Y UP AN D DO N OT HI NG " MO DE OF O PE RA TI NG , AN D I DO N' T LI KE IT . I ES PE CI AL LY D ON 'T L IK E BE IN G KE PT I N TH E DA RK A BO UT TH E RE AS ON F OR I T BY M Y PA RT NE R. NE D: JA X, T HI S IS N OT A CO NS PI RA CY . WH EN T HE T IM E IS R IG HT , TH E SH IP S CO NT RO LL ED BY Y OU A ND Y
OU R BR OT HE R JE RR Y WI LL S AI L TH EI R FU LL C ON TA IN ER S PR OU DL Y IN TO T HE N EW LY R EB UI LT PO RT C HA RL ES H AR BO R. JA X: VE RY I NS PI RI NG . BU T, Y OU K NO W, T HE H AR BO R' S NO T GO IN G TO R EB UI LD I TS EL F. EV ER YO NE W HO M AT TE RS H AS S EE N TH E VI DE OT AP E AN D HA S AP PR OV ED TH E PL AN . WH AT I S TH E HO LD UP ? NE D: WE LL , TH E PR OJ EC T IS GO IN G FO RW AR D. WH AT D O YO U WA NT U S TO D O, SH OW U P WI TH O UR B UL LD OZ ER S AN D OU R OW N
CR EW S? TH E UN IO NS H AV E TH EI R OW N WA Y OF D OI NG T HI NG S, A ND W E HA VE TO M AK E SU RE N OT T O ST EP O N AN Y TO ES . JA X: UN IO NS W ER E NE VE R TH E PR OB LE M. TH E OR GA NI ZA TI ON I S. NO W, I F TH EY W ON 'T C OM E TO R EA SO NA BL E TE RM S IN A R EA SO NA BL E AM OU NT O F TI ME , YO U' LL H AV E TO W OR K AR OU ND T HE M. NE D: GI VE M E SO ME C RE DI T FO R KN OW IN G MY O WN B US IN ES S. TH ES E PE OP LE W IL L RE TA LI AT E IF W E CU T TH EM O UT O F TH E AC T
I ON . JA X: WE LL , RE TA LI AT IO N GO ES BO TH W AY S. SO ME TI ME S YO U HA VE T O FI GH T MU SC LE W IT H MU SC LE . I HA VE P AR TN ER S IN T HI S VE NT UR E WH O AR E WI LL IN G TO D O TH AT . NE D: WE LL , DO M E A FA VO R -- JU ST K EE P TH EM O N A LE AS H. JA X: OH , YE AH , LI KE Y OU 'R E KE EP IN G YO UR C OU SI N JA SO N ON A L EA SH . TH AT 'S W HA T TH IS D EL AY 'S R EA LL Y AL L AB OU T, I SN 'T I T? YO U' RE T RE AD IN G LI GH TL Y FO R HI S SA KE . NE D: WE LL , BE F
O RE J AS ON , TH ER E WA S SO NN Y. BE FO RE S ON NY , TH ER E WA S SO ME BO DY EL SE . I' M RE AL LY N OT H AN DL IN G TH IS A NY DI FF ER EN TL Y TH AN I W OU LD WI TH A NY O F TH EM . I AM S HO WI NG A W IL LI NG NE SS TO N EG OT IA TE . JA X: I DO N' T PU T MU CH F AI TH IN N EG OT IA TI NG W IT H TH UG S. NE D: I SE E. SO Y OU W AN T TO L AU NC H TH IS PR OJ EC T WI TH A G AN G WA R? JA X: GO T O TH EM W IT H HA T IN H AN D, A ND T HE Y' LL C UT YO UR H EA RT O UT . NE D: YO U' RE
S EL LI NG J AS ON SH OR T. JU ST L ET M E HA ND LE M Y EN D OF T HE D EA L. JA X: I HA VE B EE N. BU T WH AT I N EE D TO K NO W NO W IS AR E YO U WI LL IN G TO P LA Y RO UG H WI TH J AS ON - - TO H AV E HI M AR RE ST ED , TO W AT CH H IM G O DO WN IF I T CO ME S TO T HA T? BR EN DA : OH . HE Y. HO W' D I GE T SO L UC KY - - TW O OF M Y FA VO RI TE M EN I N TH E SA ME RO OM ? AR E YO U GU YS G ET TI NG R EA DY TO B RE AK S OM E FU RN IT UR E? AU DR EY : HE RE W E GO . EL IZ AB ET H: I CA
N' T WA IT . I HA VE T O SE E IT A GA IN T HI S SE CO ND . OH . OH , TH ER E YO U AR E, Y OU SC RU MP TI OU S, G OR GE OU S TH IN G. AU DR EY : IT I S BE AU TI FU L, ES PE CI AL LY O N YO U. EL IZ AB ET H: OH , TH AN K YO U, GR AM . TH AN K YO U, T HA NK Y OU , TH AN K YO U. AU DR EY : FO R WH AT ? FO R HE LP IN G MY G RA ND DA UG HT ER PI CK O UT A B RA ND -N EW D RE SS ? EL IZ AB ET H: OH , FO R NO T MA KI NG ME T RY O N TH AT R UF FL Y, PA ST EL -B LU E NU MB ER I K NO W YO U LI KE D
BE TT ER . AU DR EY : OH , IF T HE RE 'S O NE TH IN G I' VE L EA RN ED T HI S LA ST YE AR , YO U' RE N OT A P AS TE L PE RS ON . EL IZ AB ET H: TH AT S HO UL D GO IN T HE Y EA RB OO K -- " EL IZ AB ET H WE BB ER - - NO T A PA ST EL PE RS ON ." TH E DR ES S WO UL D LO OK G RE AT ON Y OU , TH OU GH . AU DR EY : OH , WE LL , IF I W ER E 16 , I GU ES S. EL IZ AB ET H: I BE T YO U WE RE A KN OC KO UT . AU DR EY : WE LL , I WA SN 'T B AD . BU T NO W, C OM E ON , LE T' S GE T BA CK TO Y OU
. I PR ED IC T WH EN L UC KY S EE S YO U IN T HA T NU MB ER , HE I S NO T GO IN G TO W AN T TO D AN CE WI TH A NO TH ER G IR L FO R TH E RE ST OF T HE N IG HT . UH -O H, T HE RE 'S J US T ON E TH IN G MI SS IN G FR OM T HE T OT AL P IC TU RE . DO N' T GO A WA Y. I' LL B E RI GH T BA CK . EL IZ AB ET H: WE LL , WH ER E AR E YO U GO IN G? AU DR EY : YO U' LL S EE . [D OO RB EL L RI NG S] EL IZ AB ET H: HE Y. LU CK Y: HI . HO W' S IT G OI NG ? EL IZ AB ET H: GR EA T, B UT A RE N' T YO U
A LI TT LE E AR LY ? I TH OU GH T WE W ER E GO IN G TO M EE T EA CH O TH ER A T TH E DA NC E. LU CK Y: TH AT 'S W HY I C AM E OV ER . EL IZ AB ET H: OH . OK , CO OL . WE LL , CO ME O N IN . LU CK Y: TH AN KS . EL IZ AB ET H: I JU ST G OT IN M YS EL F. LU CK Y: TH ER E' S JU ST S OM ET HI NG I WA NT ED T O RU N BY Y OU . ■ EL IZ AB ET H: ST AR T RU NN IN G. LU CK Y: I JU ST W AN TE D TO B E SU RE W E' RE O N TH E SA ME P AG E AB OU T TO NI GH T. BE CA US E, Y OU K NO W, W E SA ID W
E' D CA TC H UP W IT H EA CH O TH ER AT T HE D AN CE , BU T SI NC E IT 'S N OT A DA TE D AT E, Y OU K NO W, I C AN - - IT 'S O K IF I B RI NG S OM EO NE , RI GH T? EL IZ AB ET H: YO U WA NT T O BR IN G SO ME ON E? [C AP TI ON IN G MA DE P OS SI BL E BY A BC , IN C. ] ♪ IF I COULD ♪ ♪ I'D PROTECT THE SHINING SMILE
THAT'S IN YOUR EYES ♪ TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY
ISN'T EASY. SO WHEN IT COMES TO TEETH,
HERE'S REAL POWER TO HELP
KEEP THEM CLEAN AND HEALTHY. NEW CREST MULTI-CARE. ITS FOAM REACHES
TINY CREVICES... HELPING TO PROTECT AGAINST
CAVITIES AND VISIBLE TARTAR. IT EVEN KILLS BACTERIA
TO HELP LEAVE TEETH... FEELING CLEAN
AND BREATH REFRESHED. HELP KEEP SMILES HEALTHY
WITH NEW CREST MULTI-CARE. ♪ YES, I WOULD
IF I COULD ♪♪ IN THE SEARCH
FOR "MR. RIGHT," YOU'LL RUN INTO BIG EGOS, SMALL MINDS, AND NOT A SINGLE
PRINCE CHARMING. HOW ABOUT A REWARD
FOR NOT COMPROMISING? NUGGETS FROM HERSHEY. 2 RICH BITES
OF HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE. LU CK Y: WE LL , YO U KN OW H OW BU MM ED S AR AH 'S B
EE N EV ER S IN CE NI KO LA S GO T HU RT A ND B LE W HE R OF F. EL IZ AB ET H: YO U' RE T AK IN G SA RA H. LU CK Y: WE LL , SH E KI ND OF A SK ED I F I' D GO A LO NG SO S HE W OU LD N' T HA VE T O WA LK IN A LO NE . I ME AN , I' M JU ST G LA D SH E' S GO IN G AT A LL . I ME AN , SH E' S SI CK O F SI TT IN G AR OU ND A ND C RY IN G OV ER T HE G UY . SH E' S RE AD Y TO H AV E A LI FE AG AI N, Y OU K NO W. I ME AN , TH AT 'S G OT T O BE A G OO D TH IN G, R IG HT ? YO U CA N ST IL L CO ME A LO N
G AN D HA NG O UT W IT H US - - I ME AN , IF N OT HI NG B ET TE R CO ME S UP . SE E, S AR AH A ND S OM E OF T HE G IR LS AR E HA VI NG D IN NE R AT D EA NI E' S, AN D TH EY 'R E GO IN G OV ER T HE RE LA TE R, S O I MI GH T BE A L IT TL E LA TE T O TH E DA NC E BE CA US E I GO T TO G O PI CK H ER U P. IS T HA T CO OL ? EL IZ AB ET H: CO OL ? IT 'S B EY ON D CO OL . I ME AN , I CA N' T BE LI EV E TH IS . TH IS I S SU CH A MA ZI NG T IM IN G. CH AD R EN DE LL J US T CA LL ED . YO U KN OW C HA D,
R IG HT ? HE 'S P AR T OF T HE B AS KE TB AL L TE AM ? LU CK Y: LE T ME T HI NK - - DO I K NO W CH AD ? HE 'S T HE G UY W HO S CO RE D 42 P OI NT S LA ST T IM E, I SN 'T H E? EL IZ AB ET H: YE AH , TH AT 'S H IM . WE H AV E A ST UD Y HA LL C LA SS TO GE TH ER A ND H AV E BE CO ME P RE TT Y FR IE ND LY . AN YW AY , HE C AL LE D AN D WA S FI SH IN G AR OU ND W HE TH ER I W AS GO IN G TO G O TO T HE D AN CE O R NO T, AN D I TO LD H IM T HA T I DI DN 'T EX AC TL Y HA VE A D AT E BU T I WA S ME
ET IN G SO ME ON E TH ER E. BU T NO W I CA N JU ST C AL L HI M BA CK AN D MA KE A D EF IN IT E PL AN . LU CK Y: AL L RI GH T. WE LL , HE Y, I T' S A WI N- WI N SI TU AT IO N. I ME AN , I DO N' T KN OW C HA D, BU T HE S EE MS P RE TT Y CO OL . OK , WE LL , I WI LL M EE T BO TH OF Y OU A T TH E DA NC E, T HE N. OK . I BE TT ER G ET G OI NG . OH , SA Y HI T O YO UR G RA ND MO TH ER . EL IZ AB ET H: YE AH , SU RE . LU CK Y: AL L RI GH T, I 'L L SE E YO U. EL IZ AB ET H: OK . BY E. LU CK Y
: BY E. AU DR EY : OH , EL IZ AB ET H. I HO PE Y OU 'R E NO T HA VI NG S EC ON D TH OU GH TS A BO UT T HA T DR ES S. I PR OM IS E YO U, Y OU A RE G OI NG TO B E TH E BE LL E OF T HE B AL L. NE D: NO T TO W OR RY , BR EN - - FU RN IT UR E' S SA FE . JA X: NO W TH AT Y OU 'R E HE RE . BR EN DA : WE LL , MA YB E I SH OU LD ST IC K AR OU ND F OR A W HI LE . JA X: BY A LL M EA NS . YO U CA N HE LP M E RE AS ON W IT H NE D. NE D: I RE AL LY D ON 'T T HI NK BR EN DA W AN TS T O GE T IN VO L
V ED IN O UR B US IN ES S. JA X: WE LL , TH AT 'S U P TO H ER . SH E KN OW S I VA LU E HE R OP IN IO N. BR EN DA : AC TU AL LY , I CA ME BY T O AS K YO U A BU SI NE SS QU ES TI ON . BU T I AM A LW AY S WI LL IN G TO D O WH AT I C AN T O SA VE A NT IQ UE FU RN IT UR E. NE D: JA X AN D I AR E CI VI LI ZE D ME N, N OT A BO UT T O IN DU LG E IN B RA WL S TO S ET TL E OU R DI FF ER EN CE S. JA X WA S JU ST W ON DE RI NG IF I W OU LD B E WI LL IN G TO S PI LL JA SO N' S BL OO D AL L OV ER T HE D
OC KS IF I T LO OK ED L IK E IT M IG HT B E GO OD F OR B US IN ES S. BR EN DA : HM M. JA X: I NE VE R SA ID T HA T. NE D: IT 'S W HA T YO U ME AN T. BR EN DA : WE LL , I DE FI NI TE LY CA N' T BE C OU NT ED O N TO T HR OW MY B OD Y IN F RO NT O F JA SO N' S BO DY IF Y OU G UY S AR E GO IN G TO G O AF TE R HI M. JA X: TH AT 'S O NE F OR M Y SI DE . BU T, H EY , I WO N' T TA KE A DV AN TA GE OF I T TO DA Y. I' LL W AI T TI LL T OM OR RO W. NE D: I' M SU RE T HA T WA SN 'T ME AN T AS A
N UL TI MA TU M, SO I W ON 'T T AK E IT A S ON E. JA X: SO T HA T YO U' RE H ER E FO R BU SI NE SS A DV IC E -- T HA T MU ST ME AN T HA T YO U' RE W OR KI NG A GA IN . BR EN DA : WE LL , I' M EA RN IN G MO NE Y, Y ES . JA X: GR EA T. WH EN D O WE G ET T O SE E SO ME RE SU LT S? BR EN DA : AC TU AL LY , YO U MI SS ED IT . I AP PE AR ED D OW N AT T HE A UT O SH OW RO OM D OW NT OW N. YE S, I T' S TR UE . I WO RE A L IT TL E HA RE M CO ST UM E, AN D I PI TC HE D TH E 19 98 G EN IE SU PE RS
PO RT . YO U GU YS K NO W TH E ON E, R IG HT ? 20 0 HO RS EP OW ER S -- JA X: RI GH T. BR EN DA : AT 5 ,8 00 R .P .M .s AN D A FU EL -I NJ EC TE D EN GI NE . OH , AL SO , FO R BE TT ER OF F- TH E- LI NE P ER FO RM AN CE , LI MI TE D- SL IP R EA R DI FF ER EN TI AL WI TH 3 :7 1 GE AR S. 3: 71 ? JA X: YE AH . BR EN DA : YE AH . AN YW AY , OB VI OU SL Y I WA SN 'T V ER Y GO OD A T TH AT , SO I T HR EW T HA T WH OL E TH IN G AW AY , AN D I JU ST ST AR TE D TE LL IN G TH IS S TO RY A BO UT T
H IS E X- MA ST ER O F MI NE . HE U SE D TO A SK M E FO R TH ES E WI SH ES T O TA KE H IM F OR R ID ES ON M Y MA GI C CA RP ET T O, Y OU K NO W, TH E GR OC ER Y ST OR E OR T HE M OV IE S OR W HE RE VE R. AN YW AY , I TH IN K I MA DE I T SO UN D PR ET TY G OO D. JA X: WE LL , TH AT 'S E XC EL LE NT . BR EN DA : I AC TU AL LY r AS N' T ■■ SU RE W HE TH ER O R NO T IT W AS EX CE LL EN T AT T HE T IM E. I DI DN 'T K NO ■■ WH ET HE R I WA S GO IN G TO G ET F IR ED O R GE T A BO NU S. NE D: WH I
C H WA S IT ? r BR EN DA : WE LL , TH EY 'R E TA LK IN G TO M E AB OU T PO SS IB LY D OI NG TH EI R CO MM ER CI AL S. D: GR EA T. BR EN DA : I ME AN , TH ER E' S NO T A SO LI D OF FE R YE T, S O I' M NO T GO IN G TO G ET M Y HO PE S UP B EC AU SE - - WE LL , YO U KN OW , SI NC E TH E JA CK S- ST AR ! TV L IT TL E SC EN AR IO , I AM A R IS K TO A NY AD C AM PA IG N. BU T TH IS I S AC TU AL LY W HA T I CA ME BY T O AS K YO U AB OU T. YO U' RE O VE RS EE IN G AL L OF M Y LA WS UI TS , SO J US
T, YO U KN OW , BE H ON ES T WI TH M E. IS T HE RE A NY C OM PA NY IN T HE C OU NT RY T HA T WO UL D PO SS IB LY I NS UR E ME ? MA C: SH E JU ST W AL KE D IN . YE AH , SO RR Y TO B OT HE R YO U. MA C: TH AT W AS T HE S TA TE TR OO PE RS O N TH E PH ON E. I WA S BU GG IN G TH EM T O SE E IF Y OU W ER E LY IN G ON S OM E IC Y HI GH WA Y WI TH Y OU R HE AD S MA SH ED TH RO UG H TH E WI ND SH IE LD . WH ER E TH E HE LL H AV E YO U BE EN , TE SS ? TE SS : NE VE R MI ND T HA T. WH ER E TH E HE
LL I S MA C SC OR PI O? MA C: I CA ME B AC K HE RE BE CA US E I HA VE N' T HE AR D FR OM Y OU . AN D WH EN I G ET B AC K, W HA T DO I FI ND ? SC OR PI O, F RE E AS A B IR D, AB OU T TO F LY T HE C OO P. TE SS : YO U LE T HI M GE T AW AY ? MA C: I DI DN 'T L ET H IM D O AN YT HI NG . AN D I HA VE T HE S OR E KN UC KL ES TO P RO VE I T. TE SS : SO , TH EN W HE RE I S HE ? ON H IS W AY B AC K TO P OR T CH AR LE S? MA C: HE 'S N OT A NY WH ER E, NO T HA NK S TO Y OU . HO W CO UL D YO U LE
AV E HI M AL ON E FO R SO L ON G? YO U KN OW , YO U' RE T HE O NE T HA T DR UM ME D IN TO M Y HE AD T HA T SC OR PI O SP EN T HI S LI FE G ET TI NG OU T OF T IG HT S IT UA TI ON S. TH IS W AS R IG HT U P HI S AL LE Y. AL L HE H AD T O DO W AS G ET O UT OF T HE H AN DC UF FS , A TO OL FR OM H IS O LD T RA DE . YO U KN OW , TH AT 'S E AS Y, AN D HE H AD N OT HI NG B UT T IM E TO D O IT W IT H YO U GO NE . TE SS : JA ME S, S HU T UP . JU ST T EL L ME W HA T HA PP EN ED TO M AC . MA C: LO OK , I
HA D TO H AN DL E TH E SI TU AT IO N, O K? SO W E GO T IN TO I T. LO OK , I HI T HI M. I HI T HI M GO OD , AN D HE W EN T DO WN . AN D ON H IS W AY D OW N, H E HI T HI S HE AD O N TH E CO RN ER O F TH IS TA BL E. TH E NE XT T HI NG I K NE W, H E WA S DE AD . RO BI N: FE LI CI A. FE LI CI A: OH . HI . RO BI N: HI . SO RR Y. FE LI CI A: OH , TH AT 'S O K. I ME AN , I TH IN K I WA S SO ME PL AC E EL SE . RO BI N: YO U SH OU LD B E CE LE BR AT IN G YO UR E NG AG EM EN T WI TH U NC LE M AC
. WH Y AR E YO U AL ON E ON VA LE NT IN E' S DA Y? FE LI CI A: HE 'S I N AL BA NY D OI NG SO ME B US IN ES S, B UT I A M EX PE CT IN G HI M BA CK . RO BI N: WE LL , I' M GL AD T O HE AR TH AT . FE LI CI A: AN D I' M HE RE BE CA US E TH EY 'R E HA VI NG A P RI VA TE PA RT Y AT T HE O UT BA CK AN D I DI DN 'T R EA LL Y FE EL L IK E BE IN G -- C HA RM IN G, F OR L AC K OF A B ET TE R WO RD . RO BI N: I KN OW W HA T YO U ME AN . TH AT C OU PL E TH AT 'S S IT TI NG BE HI ND Y OU - - HE 'S G
IV IN G HE R A VA LE NT IN E' S DA Y PR ES EN T. Wa it . Sh e' s op en in g it . FE LI CI A: CA N YO U SE E WH AT I T IS W IT HO UT B EI NG T OO O BV IO US ? RO BI N: IT 'S A L OC KE T WI TH S OM ET HI NG E NG RA VE D ON T HE B AC K. WH AT EV ER I T IS , SH E LI KE S IT A LO T BE CA US E IT L OO KS L IK E SH E' S GO IN G TO C RY . FE LI CI A: I HO PE I T' S NO T TH E PR IC E TA G. RO BI N: SH E' S GI VI NG H IM A KI SS . IS T HA T WH AT T HE Y CA LL L IV IN G VI CA RI OU SL Y? FE LI CI
A: YO U ST IL L MI SS H IM A LO T, D ON 'T Y OU ? RO BI N: NO , I' M NO T GO IN G TO G O TH ER E. I WO UL DN 'T D RE AM O F BR IN GI NG YO U DO WN A T A TI ME L IK E TH IS . FE LI CI A: A TI ME L IK E TH IS ? RO BI N: YO UR E NG AG EM EN T TO U NC LE M AC . I ST IL L CA N HA RD LY B EL IE VE I T, BU T I TH IN K TH AT I T' S RE AL LY WO ND ER FU L TH AT Y OU G UY S FO UN D EA CH O TH ER A FT ER A LL T HI S TI ME . FE LI CI A: OH , RO BI N, T HI S IS RE AL LY W RO NG . I CA N' T DO T HI S
AN YM OR E. INTRODUCING
GLADE VOTIVE CANDLES. SURROUND YOURSELF
WITH VOTIVE CANDLES. NEW... [ Woman #1 ]
NEXT UP, LITTLE DANNY DOWD. [ Woman #2 ]
MOM'S CHECKING
HER LINEUP CLOSELY, AND SHE'S SENDING IN
ONE OF HER
QUAKER BAGGED CEREALS. SMART MOVE AGAINST
THIS PICKY LITTLE GUY. WELL, SHE'S GOT CONFIDENCE
IN QUAKER'S MAJOR LEAGUE TASTE. - AND CHECK THESE STATS.
- YEAH, QUAKER BAGGED CEREAL
IS... HERE'S THE MILK, THE BITE. IT'S GOING, GOING, GONE ! WHOA, IT IS OUTTA HERE ! [ Announcer ]
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UAKER BAGGED CEREAL. LOOKS LIKE EXTRA INNINGS. MOTHER? HI, SWEETHEART. ARE YOU HUNGRY? MY MOMMY USED TO
FIX ME THIS SOUP. MY MOTHER USED
TO MAKE IT FOR ME TO0. WHY DON'T I TELL
YOU ABOUT MY MOM, AND THEN YOU CAN
TELL ME ABOUT YOURS. FE LI CI A: FO RG IV E ME . I' M SO RR Y. I DI DN 'T M EA N TO S OU ND SO D RA MA TI C. RO BI N: WE LL , I MU ST H AV E SA ID SO ME TH IN G TH AT B OT HE RE D YO U. FE LI CI A: NO , NO , NO T RE AL LY . I JU ST - - I TH IN K TH AT Y OU K NO W MO RE T HA N AN Y
B OD Y HO W TO UG H IT HA S BE EN F OR M AC A ND I T O GE T TO GE TH ER . RO BI N: YE AH . I HO NE ST LY - - I WA S RE AL LY SU RP RI SE D WH EN Y OU S AI D YE S. I ME AN , TH AT T IM E AT T HE O UT BA CK WH EN H E PR OP OS ED T O YO U IN F RO NT OF E VE RY BO DY , YO U WE RE S O MA D I TH OU GH T YO U' D NE VE R SP EA K TO H IM A GA IN . I ST IL L CA N' T BE LI EV E HE 'D D O SO ME TH IN G SO O UT O F CH AR AC TE R. FE LI CI A: YE AH , WE LL , YO U DO N' T KN OW T HE H AL F OF I T. MY P OI
NT I S IS T HA T TH IS R EA LL Y IS N' T ON E OF T HO SE S TO RY BO OK RO MA NC ES . IT 'S J US T RE AL LY T WO P EO PL E DO IN G TH E BE ST T HA T TH EY C AN . RO BI N: TH AT 'S A LL A NY BO DY C AN DO . AN D MA YB E -- Y OU K NO W, MA YB E YO U' RE A L IT TL E SC AR ED N OW BE CA US E YO U' VE B EE N HE RE B EF OR E WI TH U NC LE M AC . YO U WE RE A LM OS T MA RR IE D, AN D YO U CA LL ED I T OF F. BU T, I M EA N, F OR W HA TE VE R RE AS ON , YO U GU YS D EC ID ED T O GI VE IT A NO TH ER S HO
T. TH OS E MU ST H AV E BE EN R EA LL Y PO WE RF UL R EA SO NS , IN S PI TE OF T HE U PS A ND D OW NS . FE LI CI A: YE AH , WE LL , MA YB E IT 'S J US T SO S PE CI AL FO R SO ME P EO PL E AN D SO R IG HT TH AT Y OU C AN S PE ND T IM E TO GE TH ER OR Y OU C AN B E AP AR T AN D BE A WA Y WI TH O TH ER P EO PL E AN D ST IL L IT 'L L JU ST N EV ER D IE . RO BI N: I WA S TH IN KI NG E XA CT LY TH AT A LL D AY . FE LI CI A: YO U' VE B EE N SO W OR RI ED A BO UT B RI NG IN G ME DO WN . IN ST EA
D, I T HI NK I 'V E DO NE T HA T TO Y OU . RO BI N: IT 'S A R EL IE F TO S AY IT O UT L OU D. FE LI CI A: YO U KN OW Y OU C AN S AY WH AT EV ER Y OU W AN T TO M E. RO BI N: IT 'S J US T TH AT I T' S A BA TT LE T O ST OP T HI NK IN G AB OU T JA SO N, TO S TO P CA RI NG A BO UT J AS ON . TO DA Y I WA S IN T HE C AR , AN D TH IS RA DI O DE EJ AY , HE W AS T AL KI NG AB OU T TH IS V AL EN TI NE 'S D AY DE DI CA TI ON F RO M A YO UN G MA N IN A N AR MY C AM P TO H IS GI RL FR IE ND T HA T WA S
AT H OM E. IT W AS S O SW EE T TH AT I H AD TO P UL L OV ER T O TH E SI DE OF T HE R OA D BE CA US E I WA S CR YI NG SO H AR D. I' M TH E ON E WH O LE FT H IM , BU T I CA N' T. SH OW S YO U CA N RU N BU T NO T FA ST EN OU GH , HU H? FE LI CI A: WO UL D YO U LI KE TO H AV E A CU P OF R UB Y' S HO ME MA DE CH IL I WI TH M E? RO BI N: I -- I W OU LD L OV E TO , BU T AC TU AL LY I H AV E SO ME TH IN G TO D O, A ND I W AS J US T GO IN G TO P IC K UP S OM E SO UP T O GO . FE LI CI A: OH . RO B
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N HE LP . TE SS : YE AH . YE AH , YO U CA N HE LP , AL L RI GH T. YO UR C ON TR AC T TO P LA Y MA C SC OR PI O HA S JU ST B EE N EX TE ND ED IN DE FI NI TE LY . BU T YO U DO N' T MI ND T HA T ON E LI TT LE B IT , DO Y OU ? IN F AC T, Y OU K NO W, I W ON DE R IF Y OU D ID N' T KI ND O F HE LP TH IN GS A LO NG O N AC CO UN T OF Y OU R LI TT LE J ON ES FO R FE LI CI A. MA C: WA IT A M IN UT E. DO Y OU T HI NK T HA T I KI LL ED SC OR PI O TO G ET R ID O F HI M? YO U KN OW , GE T TH IS S TR AI GH
T -- WH AT EV ER E LS E I AM , I' M NO T A MU RD ER ER . BU T I CA N' T SA Y TH AT I 'M N OT UN HA PP Y TH AT H E' S GO NE . YO U KN OW , BE IN G MA C HA S WO RK ED OU T PR ET TY W EL L FO R ME S O FA R. I' M NO T GO IN G TO M IN D KE EP IN G IT UP . TE SS : HM M. WE LL , LI KE T HE Y SA Y, W AT CH O UT WH AT Y OU W IS H FO R. MA C: CA RE T O EX PL AI N TH AT ? TE SS : JU ST D ON 'T B LA ME M E IF T HI NG S GE T MO RE C OM PL IC AT ED NO W BE CA US E YO U' RE T HE O NE W HO 'S AT F AU LT
. MA C: WH AT D O YO U ME AN , "C OM PL IC AT ED "? TE SS : LI KE Y OU S AI D, IT 'S A W HO LE N EW B AL L GA ME . JU ST G O ON B AC K TO T OW N, J AM ES . I GO T TO F IG UR E OU T HO W TO C LE AN UP T HI S ME SS . MA C: LO OK , I CA N ST AY AN D HE LP . TE SS : JU ST G O. IT 'S V AL EN TI NE 'S D AY , IN C AS E YO U FO RG OT . YO UR L IT TL E SW EE TH EA RT W IL L BE WA IT IN G FO R YO U. YO U MI GH T AS W EL L GO B AC K AN D TR Y TO E NJ OY I T -- W HI LE YO U ST IL L CA N. EL IZ AB
ET H: NO , GR AM , I' M NO T HA VI NG S EC ON D TH OU GH TS A BO UT TH E DR ES S AT A LL . I LO VE I T. I WA S JU ST T HI NK IN G TH AT TH ER E' LL B E OT HE R DA NC ES I C OU LD WE AR I T TO . AU DR EY : OH , YE AH , TH AT 'S V ER Y PR AC TI CA L OF Y OU . IT 'S A S HA ME T O WE AR S UC H A LO VE LY D RE SS J US T ON CE . EL IZ AB ET H: NO , I ME AN A ND N OT WE AR I T TO NI GH T. I' M NO T SU RE I 'M I N TH E MO OD AF TE R AL L. AU DR EY : OH , DE AR . I RE CO GN IZ E TH E SI GN S. EL
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"I ND OM IT AB LE "? TH AT 'S H OW I T HI NK O F YO U. EL IZ AB ET H: RI GH T, IN DO MI TA BL E. AU DR EY : MM -H MM . NO W, A RE N' T YO U JU ST A L IT TL E BI T CU RI OU S WH Y I WE NT U PS TA IR S? I WA NT Y OU T O WE AR T HI S, MY D EA R, F OR G OO D LU CK . IT W AS A G IF T FR OM Y OU R GR AN DF AT HE R WH EN W E WE RE F IR ST ST AR TI NG T O GE T SE RI OU S. DO Y OU K NO W I AL MO ST D ID N' T GE T IT ? HE T OO K ME O UT T O DI NN ER , AN D HE H AD I T IN A B OX IN H IS C OA T PO CK E
T T O GI VE T O ME LA TE R, B UT T HE C OA T CH EC K PE RS ON GA VE H IM T HE W RO NG C OA T WH EN WE L EF T, A ND N EI TH ER O NE O F US NO TI CE D IT U NT IL W E WE RE S IT TI NG IN T HE C AR , AN D HE 'D G IV EN M E TH IS L OV EL Y SP EE CH , AN D HE R EA CH ED I NT O HI S PO CK ET A ND - - NO B RA CE LE T. AN D TH E MA N WH O HA D ST EV E' S CO AT HA D LE FT H IS N AM E AN D NU MB ER AT T HE R ES TA UR AN T, S O WE W EN T OV ER A ND M AD E TH E SW IT CH , AN D I GO T MY P RE TT Y BR AC EL ET
. EL IZ AB ET H: AN D YO U' RE L EN DI NG IT T O ME ? AU DR EY : MM -H MM . YE S, I A M. EL IZ AB ET H: AR EN 'T Y OU A FR AI D I' M GO IN G TO L OS E IT , TH OU GH ? AU DR EY : UH -U H. NO , NO , NO T IN T HE L EA ST . IT H AS A V ER Y FI RM C LA SP . YO U CA N DA NC E AL L NI GH T LO NG , AN D IT W ON 'T F AL L OF F. I CA N AT TE ST T O TH AT . EL IZ AB ET H: TH AN KS , GR AM . AU DR EY : OH , YO U' RE SO W EL CO ME , MY D EA R. [T EL EP HO NE R IN GS ] EL IZ AB ET H: HE LL O?
SA RA H: HI . IT 'S M E. I NE ED T O TA LK T O GR AM . I WA NT T O LE T HE R KN OW A BO UT MY P LA NS F OR T ON IG HT . IS S HE T HE RE ? LI Z? H EL LO ? AU DR EY : HE LL O? SA RA H: GR AM , HI . IT 'S S AR AH . AU DR EY : OH , HI . SA RA H: I WA NT ED T O LE T YO U KN OW I 'M G OI NG T O SL EE P OV ER AT D EA NI E' S TO NI GH T AF TE R TH E DA NC E AT S CH OO L IF I T' S OK . AU DR EY : OH , NO , TH AT 'S F IN E. I' M SO G LA D YO U' RE G OI NG TO T HE D AN CE A FT ER A LL . HA VE F
UN . BY E- BY E. EL IZ AB ET H, A RE Y OU A LL R IG HT ? EL IZ AB ET H: IT 'S L AT E. I HA VE T O GE T RE AD Y. I SLIP IN UNNOTICED. PENETRATE THE DEFENSES. SECURE THE DISCS. THEN DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THERE'S NO WRONG WAY
TO EAT A REESE'S. THIRTY-FOUR BOYS,
THREE BATHROOMS. AND A NEW GLAD SPIN-FRESH
IN EVERY ONE. 'CAUSE IT NOT ONLY KEEPS
THE BATHROOM FRESH CONTINUOUSLY, GLADE SPIN-FRESH DELIVERS
AN EXTRA BURST OF FRESHNESS
WITH EVERY SPIN. [ Announcer ]
REFILLABLE SPIN-FRESH.
FRESH FROM GLA
DE. AND HE HUFFED. AND HE PUFFED. BUT HE COULD NOT BLOW DOWN
THE STEEL-FRAME HOUSE. WHY ALL THESE LAXATIVES? WHY NOT? THEY HAVE INGREDIENTS
THAT MAY CAUSE CRAMPS. SAYS WHO? SAYS ON THE LABEL. PHILLIPS' IS THE ONLY
ONE THAT DOESN'T. DON'T YOU KNOW
NOTHING'S BETTER? HE KNOWS NOW. PHILLIPS'. EFFECTIVE RELIEF
WITHOUT HARSH INGREDIENTS. CHINESE TONIGHT ? NOPE. AMERICAN
AND WE'RE GONNA EAT SMART. I'VE GOT LEAN CUISINE
AMERICAN FAVORITES. WHAT'S AMERICAN FOOD ANYWAY ?
SOMETHING THEY ATE
AT VALLEY FO
RGE ? [ Laughing ]
YEAH. NO, IT'S POT ROAST
IN A BURGUNDY WINE SAUCE. - BURGUNDY WINE ? FRENCH.
- YEAH. YEAH, UM,
HOW 'BOUT MEATLOAF,
MASHED POTATOES AND PAPRIKA ? PAPRIKA ? YEAH. PAPRIKA ? HUNGARIAN. UH-HUH. WHY WOULD YOU KNOW
SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? HOW 'BOUT SALISBURY STEAK ? ENGLISH. - DUKE OF SALISBURY.
- I DATED HIM. STOUFFER'S LEAN CUISINE. AU DR EY : EL IZ AB ET H? I CA LL ED F OR A C AB . TH EY S AI D IT W OU LD B E HE RE IN F IV E MI NU TE S. YO U KN OW , I DO N' T ME AN T O BE A NA
G, B UT W AS N' T TH E DA NC E SU PP OS ED T O ST AR T AN H OU R AG O? OH , EL IZ AB ET H. YO U LO OK A BS OL UT EL Y BE AU TI FU L. I SH OU LD T AK E A PI CT UR E. EL IZ AB ET H: NO , GR AM . PL EA SE D ON 'T . IT 'S W AY T OO E MB AR RA SS IN G. AU DR EY : NO W, L IS TE N, I W ON 'T TE LL I F YO U DO N' T. AL L RI GH T. AL L RI GH T, N O PI CT UR E. WE LL , I GU ES S TH ER E AR E JU ST SO ME T HI NG S I WI LL N EV ER UN DE RS TA ND - - NO T TH E LE AS T OF W HI CH I S WH Y YO U' RE G ET TI
NG TO T HE D AN CE W HE N IT 'S HA LF -O VE R. EL IZ AB ET H: OH , WE LL , LU CK Y CA LL ED F RO M KE LL Y' S. HE S AI D TH ER E WA S AN E ME RG EN CY . NO TH IN G IM PO RT AN T, B UT H E HA D TO S TA Y A LI TT LE L ON GE R TH AN PL AN NE D, S O WE A RR AN GE D TO M EE T LA TE R. AU DR EY : AH . WE LL , I DI DN 'T H EA R TH E PH ON E RI NG . EL IZ AB ET H: OH , IT D ID N' T. I PI CK ED U P TH E PH ON E TO M AK E A CA LL , AN D HE W AS O N TH E LI NE . AU DR EY : OH , I JU ST W IS H YO U
R G RA ND FA TH ER W AS H ER E TO S EE YO U NO W. HE W OU LD N EV ER B EL IE VE Y OU 'R E TH E SA ME L IT TL E SC AM P WH O US ED TO H ID E HI S CA R KE YS A ND P UT FR OG S IN H IS B OO TS . EL IZ AB ET H: I ON LY D ID T HA T ON CE . AU DR EY : WE LL , ON CE W AS EN OU GH . [C AR H OR N HO NK S] AU DR EY : UH -O H, T HE C AB I S HE RE . HE RE , LE T ME H EL P YO U WI TH Y OU R CO AT . NO W, D O YO U HA VE M ON EY ? EL IZ AB ET H: YE AH . AN D YO U DO N' T HA VE T O WA IT U P FO R ME . I
WO N' T BE H OM E LA TE . AU DR EY : WE LL , LI ST EN - - I' M TO O EX CI TE D TO S LE EP . I WA NT T O HE AR A BO UT T HE F UN TI ME Y OU H AD , HU H? AL L RI GH T, D AR LI NG . NE D: TH AN KS , CA RL . WE 'L L GE T BA CK T O YO U. WE LL , I GU ES S YO U GO T TH E GI ST OF T HA T. BR EN DA : WE LL , LE T ME G UE SS - - IF I C AN F IN D A CO MP AN Y TO I NS UR E ME A ND T HE C OM ME RC IA LS CO ME T HR OU GH , I' LL P RO BA BL Y EN D UP H AV IN G TO G IV E EV ER YT HI NG U P JU ST T O CO
VE R MY L AW SU IT S. RI GH T? NE D: WE LL , IT 'S N OT A S BA D AS T HA T. JA X: AN OT HE R AT TO RN EY M IG HT FI ND A W AY A RO UN D TH E PR OB LE M. NE D: I ST IL L TH IN K TH E BE ST WA Y TO P RO TE CT Y OU R MO NE Y IS TO C OM E TO W OR K FO R L& B, LI KE I S UG GE ST ED A F EW W EE KS AG O. I CO UL D SE T UP A S PE CI AL F UN D. DI D I MI SS S OM ET HI NG ? JA X: DO Y OU W AN T TO T EL L HI M OR S HO UL D I? BR EN DA : OH , I' LL T EL L HI M. I CA N' T CO ME T O WO RK F OR L &B
BE CA US E IT W OU LD B E TO O EA SY AN D SA FE . I HA VE T O LE AR N TO P UL L MY SE LF UP B AC K ON M Y FE ET . [T EL EP HO NE R IN GS ] NE D: EX CU SE M E. HE LL O? WE LL , HE LL O. RI GH T ON T IM E. WH ER E AR E YO U NO W? UH -H UH . WE LL , HO W LO NG W OU LD T HA T TA KE ? UH - - HO LD O N A SE CO ND . I' M GO IN G TO T AK E TH IS IN T HE O TH ER R OO M. BR EN DA : OK . GO T A DA TE F OR V AL EN TI NE 'S D AY ? NE D: IF I 'M L UC KY . I' LL B E RI GH T BA CK . JA X: HA PP Y VA LE
NT IN E' S DA Y, BR EN DA . RO BI N: YO U' RE T HE O NL Y ON E TH AT K NO WS S TR ON G, B RA VE R OB IN 'S AN A CT . JA SO N: YO U' RE A L OT B RA VE R TH AN M E. RO BI N: JA SO N, I F YO U HA DN 'T DO NE T HI S, I F YO U HA DN 'T CO ME H ER E, I W OU LD H AV E GO NE TO F RA NC E TH IN KI NG I R UI NE D EV ER YT HI NG B ET WE EN U S. TH AN K YO U. RO BI N: OH , MY - - INTRODUCING
GLADE VOTIVE CANDLES. SURROUND YOURSELF... WITH NEW... TWELVE-HOUR DAYS,
ENDLESS NIGHTS, NO WEEKENDS
TO CALL
THEIR OWN. THIS IS THE STUFF
YOUNG LIONS ARE MADE OF. AND NO HEADACHE
WILL LIMIT THEIR IMAGINATION... BECAUSE THIS
IS THE ADVIL GENERATION. THE ADVANCED MEDICINE
OF ADVIL... IS FREEDOM
FROM HEADACHES. JUST LIKE THAT. HEADACHES
TO MUSCLE ACHES, ADVIL RELIEVES
ALL KINDS OF PAIN. ADVIL SIMPLY LETS PEOPLE DO
WHAT THEY LOVE TO DO. YOU KNOW HOW YOUR PERIOD
CAN START OFF REALLY HEAVY ? AND THEN END UP
KIND OF LIGHT ? - OH, YEAH.
- SO I THOUGHT-- WHY AM I USING ONLY
ONE KIND OF TAMPON ? ONLY TAMPAX MAKE
S
THE DIFFERENT ABSORBENCIES
I NEED. AND PUTS 'EM ALL IN ONE BOX. SUPER FOR THOSE HEAVY DAYS. REGULAR IS FOR THE MIDDLE. AND THESE GREAT LITTLE LIGHTS-- WAY MORE COMFORTABLE
ON MY LIGHT DAYS. ALL IN ONE-- - ONE--
- ONE BOX. THE TAMPAX MULTI-PACK. MAKING PERIODS MORE CONVENIENT-- ONE BOX AT A TIME. RO BI N: SO W HA T MA DE Y OU C OM E HE RE ? JA SO N: I WA S TH IN KI NG O F YO U. RO BI N: TH AT 'S W HA T HA PP EN ED TO M E, T OO . YO U TO LD M E A LO NG T IM E AG O TH AT YO U WE RE N' T GO
IN G TO C OM E HE RE A NY MO RE , TH AT I T' D HU RT YO U TO O MU CH . JA SO N: IT D OE S. DO ES H UR T TO O MU CH . RO BI N: ME , TO O. JA SO N: WE LL , WH AT W AS T HA T YO U TH RE W IN T HE W AT ER ? RO BI N: A WI SH . TH ER E WA S TH IS C US TO M IN T HE M ID DL E AG ES . TH EY W OU LD W AI T TI LL T HE L ON GE ST NI GH T OF T HE Y EA R AN D MA KE T HE SE LI TT LE B OA TS O UT O F PA PE R, PU T A CA ND LE I N IT , AN D WA TC H IT FL OA T AW AY . AN D IF T HE C AN DL E ST AY ED L IT ,
TH EN T HA T ME AN T TH AT Y OU R WI SH WO UL D PR OB AB LY C OM E TR UE . JA SO N: IT D ID N' T LO OK L IK E A CA ND LE . RO BI N: NO , I -- WE LL , IT 'S W AY T OO W IN DY T ON IG HT TO K EE P A CA ND LE L IT , AN D, I M EA N, T HE L ON GE ST N IG HT OF T HE Y EA R IS M ON TH S AW AY , AN D I HA VE N O CL UE H OW T O MA KE TH OS E PA PE R BO AT S, S O -- SO ME TH IN G JU ST M AD E ME W RI TE A WI SH D OW N ON A P IE CE O F PA PE R AN D TH RO W IT I N TH E WA TE R. JA SO N: WE LL , WH AT
EV ER I T IS , I HO PE I T CO ME S TR UE . RO BI N: IT W ON 'T . I WI SH ED T HA T TH IN GS W ER E DI FF ER EN T. BR EN DA : HA PP Y VA LE NT IN E' S DA Y TO Y OU , TO O. IT 'S K IN D OF A S IL LY D AY , I GU ES S -- H EA RT S AN D CU PI DS AN D AL L TH AT M US HY S TU FF . I RE AL LY F EE L BA D FO R RO BI N BE CA US E SH E' S TR YI NG S O HA RD TO M AK E IT O N HE R OW N RI GH T NO W. JA X: LI KE Y OU . BR EN DA : RI GH T, L IK E ME . YE AH . WE LL , SO ME D AY S IT F EE LS R EA LL Y
GO OD , AN D - JA X: AN D OT HE R DA YS ? NE D: LI ST EN , I' M GO IN G TO T AK E OF F. I' M GO IN G TO L EA VE T HI S MA TE RI AL WI TH Y OU . TH E AT TO RN EY J US T FA XE D IT O VE R. SO F EE L FR EE T O ST AY A ND L OO K IT OV ER . IF Y OU H AV E AN Y QU ES TI ON S OR C OM ME NT S, J US T JO T TH EM D OW N AN D WE C AN D IS CU SS I T TO MO RR OW . OK ? BR EN DA : OK . NE D: CA N I DR OP Y OU O FF ? JA X: NO , TH AN KS . I GO T MY C AR O UT SI DE . NE D: TA KE C AR E. BR EN DA :
I WI LL . HA VE F UN . BR EN DA : YO U KN OW W HA T? I DO N' T RE AL LY F EE L LI KE D EA LI NG WI TH T HI S RI GH T NO W, PR OB AB LY B EC AU SE I H AV EN 'T E AT EN YE T. YO U WA NT T O HE LP M E SP EN D SO ME OF M Y NE W MO NE Y BE FO RE TH E LA WY ER S TA KE I T AW AY FR OM M E? I ME AN , I KN OW A FT ER E VE RY TH IN G YO U' VE D ON E FO R ME T HA T BU YI NG ME S OM ET HI NG T O EA T IS N' T RE AL LY TH AT B IG O F A DE AL , BU T MA YB E IT 'S A G OO D ST AR T. WH AT D O YO U SA Y? TE
SS : YE AH , WE H AV E A NE W WR IN KL E. YE AH , MA C SC OR PI O? YE AH , HE 'S H AD A L IT TL E AC CI DE NT AN D IS O UT O F TH E PI CT UR E. HE 'S D EA D. IS T HA T CL EA R EN OU GH F OR Y OU ? WE LL , HE W AS T RY IN G TO E SC AP E, AN D HE F EL L AN D HI T HI S HE AD . NO , NO , TH ER E' S NO R EA SO N TO P AN IC . EV ER YT HI NG 'S G OI NG T O WO RK O UT JU ST F IN E. JA ME S HA S FA LL EN F OR M AC 'S G IR L, SO H E' S NO T GO IN G AN YW HE RE . AN D WH EN T HE C OP S ST AR T LO OK IN G F
O R TH E ON E WH O PU LL ED TH E TR IG GE R, H E' LL B E RI GH T WH ER E MA C WO UL D' VE B EE N. RI GH T, S O IT D OE SN 'T R EA LL Y MA TT ER W HO T HE F AL L GU Y IS AS L ON G AS W E' VE G OT O NE , RI GH T? GO OD . YE AH , SO , IN T HE M EA NT IM E, I' M GO IN G TH RO UG H TH E FI LE ON O UR I NT EN DE D TA RG ET . IN YOUR HANDS YOU HAVE THE POWE■
TO SAFEGUARD THE HEALTH
OF YOUR LITTLE ONES. TO NURTURE AND PROTECT. AND YOU CAN COUNT ON
CHILDREN'S TYLENOL WHEN THERE'S A FEVER OR WHEN THERE'S
A HURT. CHILDREN'S TYLENOL
HAS THE STRENGTH, THE PROVEN, GENTLE RELIEF
YOUR CHILD NEEDS WITH THE SAFETY RECORD
PEDIATRICIANS HAVE RELIED ON FOR MORE THAN 40 YEARS. ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU. CHILDREN'S TYLENOL.
THE... HIS WORLD, YOUR TOUCH. [ Baby Cooing ] EVERYTHING IS
A GENTLE SENSATION. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ONE THING
THAT TOUCHES HIM OVER AND OVER ? HIS WIPE. IS IT
GENTLE ENOUGH FOR EVERYDAY ? [ Baby Fussing ] PAMPERS BABY FRESH ARE QUILTED. ...THAN THE OTHER LEADING WIPES
WHICH CONTAIN COARSE BITS
. AND PAMPERS CLEANS SO GENTLY... IT'S SOFT ON SKIN
WIPE AFTER WIPE. GENTLE.
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. [ Baby Giggles ] MMM.
♪♪ [ Humming ] IT'S JUST AS STRONG
AND EFFECTIVE AS EVER. BUT NEW COMFY, COTTONY
KLEENEX COTTONELLE... IS NOW EVEN SOFTER
THAN THE LEADING BRAND. OH ? MMM. NO WONDER MORE PEOPLE
PREFER IT. AHH. HEY, GUYS,
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE. NEW KLEENEX COTTONELLE. YEAH. JA SO N: DO ES T HE A CH E EV ER G O AW AY ? RO BI N: I TH OU GH T IT W OU LD . BU T RU NN IN G DO ES N' T HE LP
. NE IT HE R DO ES B EI NG H ER E. OH , IT M AK ES M E SO A NG RY SO ME TI ME S. AN D TH EN I F EE L GU IL TY FO R TH E AN GE R AN D -- I ME AN , WH Y CA N' T I JU ST B E HA PP Y WI TH W HA T WE H AD ? BU T I CA N' T HE LP I T, Y OU K NO W? SO ME TI ME S AL L I TH IN K AB OU T NO W IS W HA T WE D ON 'T H AV E AN YM OR E. SO ME TI ME S AL L I CA N TH IN K AB OU T IS T HI S. JA X: I WO UL D LO VE T O LE T YO U TR EA T ME F OR D IN NE R, BU T I CA N' T. I HA VE O TH ER P LA NS . BR EN DA : WE
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M OR E PA RE NT S TH AN T EA CH ER S TH ER E. WH O PI CK ED T HE B AN D, A NY WA Y? DE AN IE : I KN OW . KE NN Y SI MP SO N GO T TH E DA NC E CO MM IT TE E TO H IR E HI S KI D BR OT HE R. LU CK Y: OH , FI GU RE S. YO U KN OW , I' D ST IL L LI KE T O KN OW WH AT H AP PE NE D TO E LI ZA BE TH . IT 'S K IN D OF W EI RD S HE AN D HE R DA TE D ID N' T SH OW U P AT A LL . SA RA H: I DI DN 'T E VE N KN OW SH E HA D A DA TE . WE LL , TH EY P RO BA BL Y JU ST D EC ID ED TO G O SO ME WH ER E EL SE .
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YE AH , TH AT 'S M E. LU CK Y: I' M LU CK Y SP EN CE R. CH AD : RI GH T, R IG HT , RI GH T. NO , I' VE S EE N YO U AR OU ND . WH AT C AN I D O FO R YO U? LU CK Y: SO ME O F US W ER E WO ND ER IN G AB OU T EL IZ AB ET H. SH E SA ID S HE W AS G OI NG TO T HE D AN CE , BU T SH E WA S A NO -S HO W. CH AD : WE LL , IS T HA T SU PP OS ED TO M EA N SO ME TH IN G TO M E? LU CK Y: EL IZ AB ET H WE BB ER . YO U KN OW , SA RA H' S SI ST ER ? YO U CA LL ED A BO UT G OI NG TO T HE V AL EN TI NE 'S
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H: NO . LI Z IS M AK IN G UP S TO RI ES A LL TH E TI ME . I ME AN , IF S HE W AN TS S OM ET HI NG TO B E TR UE , SH E JU ST P RE TE ND S IT IS . LI KE - - OK , IF S HE H AD B EE N DA TI NG N IK OL AS I NS TE AD O F ME , SH E WO UL D HA VE T HE W HO LE W OR LD BE LI EV IN G TH AT S HE B RO KE U P WI TH H IM I NS TE AD O F TH E OT HE R WA Y AR OU ND , YO U KN OW . LU CK Y: MA YB E, B UT , YO U KN OW , I' M ST IL L CU RI OU S AB OU T WH ER E SH E IS . SA RA H: HO NE ST LY , I WO UL DN 'T WO RR
Y AB OU T IT . I' M SU RE T HA T LI ZZ IE J US T HA D A HU GE C RU SH O N CH AD A ND H AD SO ME M AS TE R PL AN T O FL IR T WI TH H IM A T TH E DA NC E, F OU ND O UT HE W AS N' T GO IN G, A ND D EC ID ED TO H AN G OU T WI TH F RI EN DS . LU CK Y: EL IZ AB ET H DO ES N' T HA VE AN Y FR IE ND S, S AR AH . SA RA H: LU CK Y, C OM E ON . SH E DO ES S O. SH E PR OB AB LY R EN TE D A MO VI E AN D ST AY ED H OM E. LU CK Y: WE LL , I' D ST IL L LI KE TO F IN D OU T. SA RA H: NO W? I ME AN , WH Y
DO N' T YO U JU ST C AL L? LU CK Y: BE CA US E SH E MI GH T NO T AN SW ER A ND I 'D J US T LI KE T O FI ND OU T FO R MY SE LF . SA RA H: OK . WE LL , YO U WA NT M E TO G O WI TH Y OU ? LU CK Y: NO . LO OK , YO U' RE S TA YI NG O VE R AT D EA NI E' S TO NI GH T, A ND T HA T' S TH E OP PO SI TE D IR EC TI ON . SA RA H: WA SN 'T T HI S SU PP OS ED TO B E SO RT O F A DA TE ? LU CK Y: OH , DO N' T TE LL M E YO U' RE G OI NG T O MI SS M E. SA RA H: WH Y DO Y OU S AY T HA T? LU CK Y: LO
OK , NO O FF EN SE , SA RA H, B UT Y OU 'V E BE EN G OI NG ON A BO UT N IK OL AS A LL N IG HT , AN D TH AT 'S N OT M Y ID EA O F FU N. JU ST K EE P EA TI NG Y OU R PI E. FE LI CI A: OK , I' M NO T GO IN G TO S TA RT B AW LI NG . MA C: GO OD . I HA TE T O MA KE A W OM AN C RY ON A N EM PT Y ST OM AC H. FE LI CI A: TE SS B OU GH T YO UR S TO RY ? MA C: SH E BO UG HT I T. AL TH OU GH S HE W AS M AD A S HE LL WH EN S HE C AM E IN , SA W TH AT TH E RO OM W AS T RA SH ED A ND T HE RE WA S NO M
AC I N SI GH T. FE LI CI A: YE AH , WE LL , WE E XP EC TE D TH AT . SH E NE VE R DO UB TE D TH AT Y OU W ER E JA ME S? MA C: NO PE . FE LI CI A: GO OD W OR K. MA C: CO ME O N, F EL IC IA . IF T HA T AI RH EA D JA ME S CO UL D PL AY M E -- FE LI CI A: YE AH , RI GH T. SH E DI DN 'T G IV E YO U AN Y CL UE W HY HE W AS D OI NG W HA T HE D ID ? MA C: NO . NO . AS S OO N AS I B RO UG HT U P TH E SU BJ EC T, S HE B RO UG HT D OW N TH E ST EE L CU RT AI N. I MU ST S AY , SH E CE RT AI NL Y
SE EM ED TO T AK E MA C' S DE AT H IN S TR ID E. I ME AN , NO T EV EN A T EA R WA S SH ED FO R TH E DE AR LY D EP AR TE D. FE LI CI A: HM M. HO W' D YO U LE AV E TH IN GS ? MA C: JA ME S HA S TO P LA Y MA C FO R GO OD . AN D I GO T TH E FE EL IN G TH AT T ES S AC TU AL LY F EL T SO RR Y FO R HI M. FE LI CI A: SO RR Y? W HY ? MA C: I DO N' T KN OW , FE LI CI A. BU T SO ME TH IN G TE LL S ME T HA T WH EN TH IS W HO LE T HI NG W IN DS U P, NO BO DY 'S G OI NG T O WA NT T O BE M AC SC OR PI
O. TE SS : MM -H MM . NO , NO , I AB SO LU TE LY A GR EE . YE S, I W OU LD H AV E TH OU GH T HE W OU LD H AV E BE EN D EA D AN D GO NE LO NG B EF OR E NO W. BU T YO U HA VE T O RE ME MB ER , IT G ET S A LI TT LE M OR E CO MP LI CA TE D WH EN T HE T AR GE T HA S SU CH H IG H VI SI BI LI TY . >> S TA Y TU NE D FO R SC EN ES F RO M TH E NE XT " GE NE RA L HO SP IT AL ." ICE CREAM ! COME ON,
ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE. OH, NONE FOR ME, THANKS. WHY ? DAIRY FOODS DO A NUMBER
ON MY STOMACH. YOU'RE LACTO
SE
INTOLERANT ? HUH ? YOU KNOW, GAS, BLOATING.
I GET IT TOO, BUT IT'S
NO PROBLEM ANYMORE. TRY THIS. LACTAID ULTRA. ONE LITTLE CAPLET
JUST BEFORE EATING... LETS YOU DIGEST DAIRY FOODS
EASILY AND NATURALLY. NEXT TIME, LET'S GO
FOR MILK SHAKES. WITH A LITTLE
LACTAID ULTRA ON THE SIDE. LACTAID ULTRA: CALL: FOR A FREE SAMPLE. KNOW WHAT I USED TO HATE
ABOUT HAIR SPRAY ? EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY
THE STIFF, STICKY FEEL. KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT
NEW PRO-V FLEXIBLE HOLD ?
EVERYTHING. NOW, THAT STIFF, STIC
KY FEEL
MOST HAIR SPRAYS LEAVE BEHIND ?
HISTORY. [ Announcer ]
THAT'S THE BRILLIANCE
OF ELASTESSE, PANTENE'S REVOLUTIONARY, NEW
HOLDING INGREDIENT. YOU GET NATURAL, TOUCHABLE,
FLEXIBLE HOLD. ALL THE HOLD YOU NEED
PLUS A HEALTHY, NEW FEEL
YOU'LL LOVE. NEW PANTENE PRO-V FLEXBLE HOLD. FOR HAIR SO HEALTHY,
IT SHINES. IT'LL CHANGE THE WAY
YOU FEEL ABOUT HAIR SPRAY. ON LY A V ER Y SP EC IA L MO IS TU RI ZE R
CO UL D PU LL T HI S OF F. ONE THAT LEAVES
NO GREASY FEELING BEHIND. ONE THAT O
FFERS CLEAN MOISTURE. THAT WOULD BE LUBRIDERM. LATER, 'GATOR. HELLO, CLEAN MOISTURE. CLOGGED SINUSES. PRESSURE ? PAIN ? I'LL TAKE SOMETHING. NOW I'M GROGGY,
DISCONNECTED. MEDICINE HEAD.
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SUDAFED. SUDAFED SINUS RELIEVES PAIN AND
PRESSURE, WITHOUT DROWSINESS. [ Sniffing ] SUDAFED: STATISTICS SHOW
THAT 40% OF ALL KIDS... WHO SMOKE MARIJUANA... LIVE IN THE CITY. GUESS WHERE
THE OTHER 60% LIVE ? KA TH ER IN E: YO UR M OT HE R IS ST EF AN 'S D EE PE ST S EC RE T. AL EX IS : WH
Y DO N' T YO U CO ME IN A ND S HO W ME W HA T YO U HA VE . NE D: WE LC OM E TO O UR A NN UA L VA LE NT IN E' S DA TE . [W HI MP ER IN G] LU CK Y: WH O' S TH ER E? [C AP TI ON IN G MA DE P OS SI BL E BY A BC , IN C. ] [C AP TI ON IN G PE RF OR ME D BY TH E NA TI ON AL C AP TI ON IN G IN ST IT UT E, I NC .] ■H H■ YO OF T HE N EW L OC AT IO N, I C OU LD N OT AS CE RT AI N. HE LE NA : NI KO LA S. MY D AR LI NG . OH , I' M SO RR Y TO C OM E UP ON Y OU U NA NN OU NC ED , BU T I JU ST CO UL DN '
T W AI T AN OT HE R MO ME NT . YO U WO UL D LI KE M E TO S TA TE MY B US IN ES S AN D LE AV E. VE RY W EL L. I HA VE C OM E TO O FF ER YO U TH E GI FT O F TR UT H. NI KO LA S, I F YO U OW N IT , YO U CA N MA KE D EC IS IO NS A CC OR DI NG LY . YO UR U NC LE L IV ES H IS L IF E NO T BY H IS A LL EG IA NC E TO T HE F AM IL Y NO R HI S CO MM IT ME NT T O TH E FU TU RE . ST EF AN A NS WE RS O NL Y TO H IS O BS ES SI ON . AL EX IS : TH AN K YO U VE RY M UC H. WA IT ER : TH AN K YO U. AL EX IS :
HE LL O TH ER E. NE D: HO W DI D YO U KN OW I T WA S ME ? AL EX IS : TH E UM BR EL LA . I' D RE CO GN IZ E TH AT A NY WH ER E. NE D: HM M. AL EX IS : I TA KE I T IT 'S RA IN IN G? NE D: WE LL , I HA VE R EA SO N TO B EL IE VE T HE RE 'S A S TR ON G PO SS IB IL IT Y. AL EX IS : YO U' RE H ID IN G SO ME TH IN G BA CK T HE RE , AR EN 'T Y OU ? NE D: OH , YO U SE E, T HA T' S WH AT I HA TE A BO UT Y OU C LE VE R TY PE S -- IT 'S A LM OS T IM PO SS IB LE TO S UR PR IS E YO U. AL EX I
S : I' M SU RP RI SE D, RE AL LY . LO OK A T ME . WH Y DO N' T YO U CO ME I N AN D SH OW ME W HA T YO U HA VE . NE D: WE LC OM E TO O UR A NN UA L VA LE NT IN E' S DA TE - - AN O CC AS IO N MA RK ED B Y FL OW ER S, CA ND Y, A ND O F CO UR SE , TH E TR AD IT IO NA L MY ST ER Y GI FT . AL EX IS : I DI DN 'T R EA LI ZE WE H AD A N AN NU AL VA LE NT IN E' S DA TE . NE D: NO W WE D O.
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