My mom came to visit me, but the problem was
my roommate was a girl. She came over for dinner, but she would not
stop talking about how pretty my roommate was. And throughout the whole dinner, she was really
observing me and my roommate. I was starting to notice that she was getting
a little bit suspicious about it. So I noticed it and said, mom, I know what
you're thinking, but we're just roommates. The dinner passes, and around a week later,
my roommate comes up to me and says, ever since your
mom has been here for dinner, I
can't find any of the silver plates. My roommate looked at me and said, I'm not
saying that your mom took them, but do you think she took them? I replied, no, I don't think so, but I can
text her and ask. I texted my mom. I'm not saying that you took the plates, but
I'm also not saying that you didn't. But the fact of the matter is, ever since
you've been here, they've been missing. Felt bad that I had accused my mom, but I
already sent the text, so I waited for
her response. She texted me back. I'm not saying that you sleep with your roommate,
but I'm not saying that you don't. But the fact of the matter is, if she was
sleeping on her own bed, she would have noticed them under her pillow.
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That mother is brilliant.
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