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Girls is like horses

a penny saved is a penny earned From Episode: S5E36 "Dungeon Train" I do not own the rights to adventure time or any of the characters, all of Adventure Time belongs to Cartoon Network and Pendleton Ward.

Cqzmic

5 years ago
Finn: Not a lot of instructions forth coming y'know Jake: Yeah, well, sounds like you're sad. Jake: Listen, Finn Jake: Girls is like horses. When you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again Jake: On a DiFfErEnt horse Jake: And there's a lot of fish in the sea, a lot of fish Jake: Penny saved, is a penny earned. Finn: yuh

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@prestongayz

Not a metaphor, Jakes into horses

@rowatever7295

This is funnier when you remember jake dated two diferent horses

@MrH2O1998

Sounds like Lady wasn't Jake's first rodeo.

@noahclark7603

I love how unrelated each sentence is from the last

@maxg3140

Props to script writers for not turning this into a sex joke

@TheLogondo

Misses the best part! Jake: Actually, girls are more like bicycles Finn: You're right! Jake: I am? Finn: Because if you mess up real bad, you could hurt yourself or someone you really care about forever. Jake: Uuuuuuuuuh

@letsmakethis

Jake just rattles out a string of nonsequiters, and yet is better dating advice that 95% of what’s out there.

@powerchimp

"sometimes you ride it, and sometimes it rides you"

@charliewarlie31415

I’m glad he specified that you should get back on a DIFFERENT horse

@Daniel-vd4uy

I wish I had a Jake that was always encouraging me like this.

@TheClassyArchitect

“Yeah…” - Finn

@wisegoongala4305

Sounds like when you're cycling through dialogue options in an rpg

@ninjaslash52_98

The horses kick me before I get on and my face has been hurting a while I don’t wanna get kicked anymore

@xxx-ff9gw

Im not gonna lie, me and my gf of 5 fucking years just broke up, this kinda helped a bit

@ararepotato1420

Translation. Relationships are complicated, sometimes they end badly and you break up. Should that happen, don't let it keep you down. Go out there and start a new relationship with another girl. And there are plenty of other girls out there to date. Just remeber what caused the break up, and don't do that and things should go smoothly.

@bubbles2785

“ penny saved penny earned “ Finn: yEaH~

@wyrn_slater

this show taught me so much

@evapreciouss

This is so much cheaper than therapy. Thanks Jake.

@swolejeezy2603

People not used to giving advice when someone unloads on them:

@alix6xgorg839

Inatruction unclear: i ended up riding a donkey.