Hey Priya, why do
you look so angry? Hey, Priya...Priya! What's this? What's this? Look at this Has she sent you too also? Priya, that's nothing but... 'I'm Jealous of you', meant
that she envy's you Won't she be, because I'm yours
and she couldn't have me Are you trying to be funny? Will someone send a bouquet of
this sort for the engagement? I'm Jealous of you, what
is she trying to say? I don't know She doesn't like that we're getting
married, is her stomach burning? I don't know Because you
told me
all about your ex-girl friend ...would she behave she thinks? Yes, it's wrong Listen, she is only your ex-girl friend... ...but not my friend at all That's fine, she should have
sent you the bouquet... ...why is she sending it to me? I don't know What's with you ranting, I
don't know...I don't know 'I don't know' Oh, she has sent one
to you as well Yeah, Priya I Miss You! Let it go Priya,
It's a silly matter 'I Miss You', looks like a
silly matter to you, Kumar? That's not it Priya,
She'
s an idiot Just ignore this Priya, please Today she has sent a bouquet,
tomorrow she'll send texts Then it'll be Facebook, WhatsApp, parties
and she'll eventually land at our house I don't like this
even a bit, Kumar She shouldn't be in your
life hereafter, Dot I swear she won't be
Dot, dot, dot Give me your phone For What? Give it to me What is she doing? Not only in your life, she shouldn't be
in your phone contact list too You haven't said anything
about how I look It's fantastic,
you're look
ing good You're looking good too - Get ready soon
- Thank you What's happening here? I don't know Blessed beginnings! It's an invite to the
occasion of engagement During the upcoming auspicious
day for the wedding... ...hey hold on, hold on These day, they're meeting on Facebook,
then send invites on WhatsApp... ...get married on Skype and
make babies on Twitter You're still stuck
with old methods Make it soon, buffet
is going cold Exchange the rings Please have food Please eat - Dad
- What's it
, son? I had made a promise to Lord Vinayaga
to break coconuts, if all went well Really, didn't know
you were so pious Didn't I say, the guys have arranged
a Bachelor Party in Pondicherry? Bachelors Party in Pondicherry Yes Priya, why are you so
surprised about that? Kumar, our Wedding
is in two days We still haven't tried
out our reception dress Haven't checked
the decors of the Hall You haven't trimmed your beard You haven't met
my entire family yet What's wrong with you Kumar? Please, Priya!
This is once in a
lifetime opportunity How can you plan
this last minute No way! I'll leave now, finish with the party
and will be back in the morning What if you get late? No need to take that risk It's fine, Priya If I had gone to the party
and meet my friends... ...thought it would help me,
get over my ex-girlfriend That's why I had asked you It's okay, nothing can be done My situation is always Miracle You can go to
the Bachelors Party But for god sake, don't
speak in English Why shouldn't I
? Then how will I prove that
I passed out of CBSE Hey, never mentioned
that you're from CBSE Yes, Corporation Boys
School, E Section Kumar! Leave - Leave now
- Okay, bye One good thing about Kumar
getting married is... ...the curse of
virgin boys etc... ...he won't curse anymore
of that crap here after Kumar! I was just talking high about
you in Virgin Boys Group Hey, where did you get lost What happened to the party? Do you think ours is
an ordinary party? It's a grand, gala mega event Just lik
e how one is given an award
for just attending the show Similarly, we will give booze to
those who just come to the party Buddy, I shouldn't
praise you myself You're at a different level I don't agree to it, I won't
Definitely I won't Hi Baby! Hey, speak to Priya
and get her car keys Why? are we not able to take it
out, is her car in front of ours? That's not it, I
booked Ola for us But that driver seems to be... Please talk to Priya You can't organize a party, and
call yourself my best man Just
talk to her Priya, can you come
down for a moment? I can't I won't leave until you come down
and bid me goodbye with a kiss Okay, I'll come Is she coming? That's great Will she pay for
the fuel as well Priya, will be happy
on seeing me Hey Priya, I'm the admin
of the Virgin Boys group Hey, take your leg off it He's my friend, Balaji Don't you remember me, I sent
you smileys on WhatsApp Pleasure to meet you You called me, to
introduce your friend? That's not it, Priya We had booked a BMW car,
to
go to Pondicherry It had a flat Tyre, so thought
of borrowing your car You need my car for the trip and
that too for Bachelors Party No Way! In this dire situation,
this help of yours... ...I won't forget
until my last breath I didn't even speak even one
word in English, Priya Okay, do you know to drive? - I'm an expert at driving
- Is that so? Do you have a license? I have a heavy duty License,
I can drive a truck too Look here, I'm entrusting
you with my car Don't let this truck
driver handle
the car Not at all You'll regret for this Oh no, Nancy is calling Bye, Priya Kumar, hold on a minute What happened, and
who's on the phone? It's nothing, Priya Then why do you look tensed? Show me the phone - No need, Priya
- Show me the phone Answer the call, and
put it on speaker Let's not do this Answer the call and
put it on speaker Hello! Hey Kumar, I just your
Fiance's photo on Facebook She looks really ugly Hey...Hey...Hey! You don't speak out of jealousy My fiance is a good looking one
Kumar, it doesn't matter if you
don't get married to me... ...atleast get married to an
average looking girl, rather her I'm keeping my cool,
because I'm at an event You're talking too much If I see you in person,
will break your jaw Hey, stop the wedding How can
you manage your life with her I told you, that won't
pick up the call You were the one,
forced me to do so If she calls, I shouldn't
pick the call... ...that's the reason,
I had saved it again What If I pick, thinking
it's someone else
If at all you speak
another word about her... ...I will cancel this wedding I will not, definitely will not I'll take care of him along with
the car, I guarantee his virginity What does Nancy,
think of herself She's drunk and insulting
my to be bride Nancy is a good girl, can't you
make that out from her nose Her dad must have
bought the alcohol She must have mistaken
that for digestion syrup Buddy, don't irritate
Call Nancy, right away Why should I call
your ex-girlfriend? That's not it, Priya
might check on me
If I'm talking to Nancy If at all she does that,
and my line is busy I'll get caught - Shall we cancel the wedding?
- Why do you say like that? Priya is calling,
put it on speaker Sorry, I won't talk
to Nancy anymore 'I don't wish to waste my
time, speaking about Nancy' 'Get done with your Bachelor party
and return to Chennai ASAP' 'Kumar, this will be
your last party' 'Let all your friends
know about it' 'Especially to that dorky idiot' 'Because, he seems
like a freeloader' 'Y
ou will never be in
order, if you're with him' Okay, Priya
I'll call you later You heard that right?
This will be my last party Drink as much as you can, this time But if at all you come
again, asking for booze I won't ask, I won't
definitely I won't ask You said Bachelors Party,
but it looks like a foreigners' party You can't make head or
tails out of it, right? Have ever combined
Pasta and leftover rice? Ever got drunk, mixing
international and local alcohol? Ever seen Pamela Anderson
dating a
Pig face? Impossible! Look there - Hi Dude
- Hi Dude! Hi, Balaji
How are you? He's my Facebook
friend, Kundalakesi - Hello
- That's okay Maria Sharapova - Hi!
- No...no It's their first marriage That's why it has been
decorated in a grand way We can booze all
night free of cost You made me drink free of
cost on my Bachelors Party Buddy, I shouldn't
praise you myself - Keep saying budding
- You're at the next level I will not agree to it,
I will not- Why are you giving
me weird looks? Are you lo
cal boys? No! Then are you from the City? No! Then who are you guys? The boys who live in
the city are called City-Boys And the boys who are local,
are called Local-Boys But do you know what they call
the boys, who are Local in the City? Locality Boys! Nancy! Nancy, who are you? Whenever I call out your name,
I see angels in Santa's attire... ...singing "La la la...la la la" I can't be without seeing
you, even for a day Weekdays at School Sundays at Church If it's a Holiday,
at your place And wh
en my friends say that you're
mine, it feels really great Nancy, I love you, Nancy Hey, my name is
Akhilandeshwari I've never been to
church even for a day I'm an Hindu,
can't you see that Bloody, you insulted
me at my own college Just wait and see,
I'll get you bumped by my cousin Hey, Stop right there How dare you hit me I dare you to come to my
place, you'll be done I will scar your face... Swear, keep swearing This is damn insulting There's no feel to
it, neither emotion Below average, 2 Sta
r - Then out of 100?
- 38 - Then out of 5?
- 2.5 Why has my situation
come to this? It's because, you still
have shame and ego Buddy, she hit me
on my forehead If you start to fall
in love with a girl... ...first she will hit
directly at you Then she will... Hit you without your knowledge Have you seen the film,
7G Rainbow Colony? I've seen it on KTV many times How sad, Sonia
Agarwal looks in that? Propose with that emotion I love You! I asked you to mock Sonia
Agarwal, not Kajal Agarwal Say tha
t with a sad face I love you Freeze that emotion It's time she will be here, propose to her
My battery is low Buddy, one favour Give me that
Akhilandeshwari's number Just watch,
what I'm about to do Father, Amen...Amen...Amen! Give me three of
those communions Three communions? That's right, one for one Amen and
I said three so give me three Son, who are you?
Never seen you before I'm from the church close
by, came here for a change For a change?
What's your name? Kumaru! Albert Kumar Einstein E
instein? That's a scientists name,
recite a dialogue Juts like the Tamil film
thug, with a hideous wart... I asked you to recite a words from Bible,
but you're blabbering something Please give me the communion,
I'm a Christian too Why don't recite a verse Shall I sing it, Father? "The day I met you first..." - Hey!
- Sorry, Father "Jesus is calling us,
Jesus is calling us" Is this a verse to you? Sorry Father, just hear me out What are you doing? It's coming, wait for a moment "Jesus is calling
us,
Jesus is calling us" Get out, Get out, Get out! Are you insane? When asks to recite a bible words
you're saying Kabali dialogues When asked to recite a verse,
you're singing film songs - What do you thing?
- Sorry, Nancy I went overboard in desperation
to get the communion Hey, tell me the truth Were you following me all this
while, just for this communion? That's right There's no other reason
for me to follow you For my status,
you're an average girl - You very well know that
- Don't follow
me again - Hey, Nancy...Nancy
- What's it? This a memorable
moment in my life Shall we take a selfie? Selfie! Smile please I'll kill you What are you saying? Where? Start the car! - What happened?
- Start the car! What was the issue? I don't know, sir We don't know what they were arguing about How did he look? But he...
Oh my God! Dude, why are they talking to the cops? He was dark and tall Hey, call her quick
There are another guy - Priya!
- After throwing the acid... Hey come!
riding a bike..
. So what is...?
Hey! You come here What happened to upset you? What happened, baby? Tell me, hon... It's okay there, there What happened? It's nothing... Some guy threw acid on someone... So she's upset Were you hurt? And here? It's nothing... He's spooked 'cause a guy
broke the windshield - They broke the windshield
- It's okay It's okay
Come I'll buy you ice cream It's very late Where are you two? We are leaving I'll be there shortly Please deal with the warden Come soon
Yes yes okay Bye Priy
a! Is this salmon? No! That's Nagma Shut up and eat Dude! Today was f***ked up! Was that just today? I couldn't go for my interview They broke the windshield They nearly threw acid at my girl's face! That face already looks like
acid has taken a lick Forget it What would you have done
if she had been acid-attacked? I would've escaped, dude! I will slipper you! Priya! Sorry dude... How much more will you eat? Come!
if something like... I'll kill him, dude! Is this enough? Just one more half-boil
please... The warden is already
pissed off come, let's go Abbas, take the car for repair
Saro, wait! Later!
I'm talking to you And you are walking away I will stab him! Don't stab my eye Sit Acid! I will not stop until I find you... ...and kill you! How, dude? Like this? Like this I'll take a knife... and if I stab from the back,
it'll come out in the front He'll die, dude This is hilarious to watch! One more, please! Do it again!
If I take this knife and... and stab the nape of his neck, it'll
come out the front! He'll die, dude One more, please dude!
Get lost! Thanks dude! Hey Acid! If I don't find and kill you... ...my name is not Bruce Lee! is not Bruce Lee! is not Bruce Lee! Dude, your name is not Bruce Lee... It's Gemini Ganesan That's what my dad named me Mummy calls me Bruce Lee So, Bruce Lee Okay Bruce Lee, sir Careful else someone might poison you Oh no! Oh no! My car! Hey guy-who-broke-my-car... I will find you and kill you too Him, too? How is he going to die?
The same way
Super, dude! We're killing everyone... ...and going to jail Hey! Where are you guys? I was beaten badly that day I never mention
Bruce Lee to anyone, since I only say Ganesh What a flashback! Look! Even he looks pissed off Maybe I can believe you But the police won't The police will arrive and shoot you dead What s**t! Get lost! Go! Idiots! You don't be scared, baby Damn! She escaped before
I could try anything Poor guy Will the police come? No darling...They won't But he said so No! He's just t
easing you Moron! You don't stress Keep combing my hair You told me to relax but you seem tensed Tensed? Who me? I'm not - Then why is your heart beating fast?
- Is it? Here...check again? Shall I? Bruce Lee! - That's a horse?
- Dude! I always wanted to ride a horse But you do it everyday - Talk too much and I'll kick you
- Wait But he is telling the truth You're taking his side?! Are you photographing girls? I'm catching Pokemon Pokemon! Get lost! Jobless!
The joker Idiot
Dude! That's our chief
!
It's a conference Our chief! Brother!
When is he expected? In 10 minutes Dude! Today we should meet
him and get an autograph Super! Yes! Hey! Come here What? An old game Why does she like old things? 6 rings for 50
You win what you catch We know! You shut it
Give me the cash 50 sir, 50 - Hey get the cash
- What do you want? Sunglasses You? Umm
Watch You? Dude! I want that alcohol That's my boy! Watch Aim correctly
Don't miss it Come on, alcohol! Damn! Dude! Throw higher Throw!
Alcohol! Alcohol
! Alcohol! Alcohol! Isn't there one more? Last try Come on Try it Don't listen to her
Bag the alcohol We hit it
We take it Throw now How long will you take? Do it Alcohol! Dude!! Sunglasses!
Throw it! Throw it! What are you going to do with this? Boss! You keep the camera and give us the bottle No way
You can leave The leader of the people's party This is such an old camera
This is a digital camera - Is it working condition?
- Go go go! Let's click pictures
Come Go fast With a heart as huge as M
ount Everest
a person who is forever young A Tamil artist Our brother I invite Mansoor Ali Khan
to address the gathering Chief! Chief! Chief! My dear people,
who mean more than my life My warriors in veshtis My bulls in dhotis Come! The ladies who are waiting to
take a selfie with me, In our government
of the golden-age the ginger pickle vendor is
running an engineering college A beans vendor
runs a Pizza Corner Where did this change come from? Without arguing that it's Sunday,
we attended parli
amentary sessions Chief! Once every 5 years to
pass by the constituency is not the kind
of inept chief I am - Yes, Chief!
- You are right! Yes! Ask about our achievements
from your house pressure cooker Even it will whistle! Because the railway station
is unveiling my statue I take leave of you Long love
The People's Party Thank you Chief!
Just one autograph please! I have finally seen you
in person, Chief! I can die peacefully now! - That's too much
- Today I'll die happily! Think of your paren
ts! Chief!
Just one autograph please! Long live Chief! Chief, you must act
in Avatar Part 4 I will place a billboard for it Chief, you can leave The future President of Africa,
Mansoor Ali Khan! The future Ward Councillor,
Mansoor Ali Khan! The Voice winner,
Mansoor Ali Khan! Dancing with the Stars winner,
Mansoor Ali Khan! 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'
winner, Mansoor Ali Khan! - Absolutely crazy, man!
- Fool, you fool I asked you so many times
for a photo Why didn't you click one? It's just
a photo
Why make a big deal Dude!
Bruce Lee I got an autograph
from our Chief! - For me?
- What he said? I got it for you Autograph?! A match stick sparked, a match stick sparked
My dear bird Are you idiots? People will be
fans for heroes Why are you
fans of a villain? How dare you talk
about my Chief? - What?
- Have you seen him dance? Mass appeal! Want to see?
Let's go dude Sir... Have you seen a fat, ugly, despicable... ...guy who comes here everyday to drink? I don't know him You seem to be
new... I'm looking for my friend, Mr John This is him... ...missing days before his wedding Have you seen him? Of course Similarly... Let us know if you see our friend OK?
Super, sir Thank you!
Thank you Oh and,
Yes? There's food on your beard That's OK... I'll take care of that
Let me He transforms into an action hero
every time he has alcohol - Mr John Abraham
- Yes...! What would be the
reason if you suicide? I never get more than 5 likes for
any of my photos on Facebook You no more have to l
ive! He'll definitely be committing suicide!
Let's ask the reason I never get 6-packs
how much ever I run! - What's your take on suicide?
- I already got married boss! People ask me to turn on A/C in auto I'm pestered to reach school by 9 am They ask me to stand surety! No girl looks at me or falls in love! I dialed my wife, she seems to have
got connected to someone else! I don't know whether these
people will suicide... ...I will, for sure! Do you know who launched
a fans club for James Camero
n? It's me! I desire to film
such magnum-opus movies I ended up taking this movie
without getting any opportunity! Tamil cinema lost James Kumaran The whole world stands behind
as reason for my death Oh god! I never received these many likes even
when I posted a pic with Sunny Leone You people have given these many
likes when I told I'm about to die! Where do you come from? Mr Kathir, what are you
thinking so intensely? Your mind may change
if you think too much Be strong
We'll suicide today for
sure Did you both get
introduced to each other? Nisha, meet my friend
Kathir, greet her We're at the verge of dying
Why should we greet? Let's enjoy at least before we die We've decided to die
as we aren't happy Exactly Why should we die
if we're enjoying lives? We lost all peace, happiness and joy! The only knot is to suicide! Why are you wasting time? I feel like dying right at the moment
thinking of that arrogant woman! For all the problems I have,
I should no more delay to die! I should hav
e got
buried one month ago! If something is getting delayed,
it's definitely for some good reason If it had happened that day,
you would have died in your home! But today? I've booked a beach house for you How's my plan? Let each of us die in a room... ...roam there again as ghosts,
and threaten every visitor! Don't worry! We'll have our
breakfast tomorrow with ghosts Okay, come, let's go for shopping What's the need
to shop before dying? How will you die?
We need something for it, isn't it? Wha
t are you all planning together? We're planning for a tour to
Kanyakumari, and buying the essentials There's nothing to hide
Give us your opinion Which of these will help us die soon? Are you trying to involve me in this? Wait, I'll be back Hey, stop it - Why are you behaving so indecent?
- Come again? We'll have someone to dance for our
death only if we do the same to others And this is my last wish too! Have you got any last wish in life? I got one I need to go for
a long drive before I die Su
re I need to settle things with a fellow Let me do it Whom does he mean now? Welcome to Valet Parking sir
Please give your keys Get lost you useless fellow Hurry up dude Oh god, such a nasty car! Move...move! Do you know who I'm?
I ask this to the opposition party I'll clean shave your head
during the next election Here's my talk...touch my party men
and you'll feel the shock If you slap me on one side,
I'll show you the other too Really? Yes, I'm serious Why are you doing like this? - Boss
- St
op it I know what you'll tell You'll say committing
suicide is cowardly Set aside your flaws, gain
confidence and face the life! Who said so? We're here to commit suicide! Welcome to death troop! Your good name? Adhisaya Raj It doesn't match Leave that, may I know
your reason to die? A Malaysian flight went
missing with 272 people... ...my heart went missing similarly! - Who's this new tune?
- What's he doing here? You were the one who jumped
in front of the jeep, isn't it? Hi, I'm Adhisaya Raj
from UK Move away and talk man Jealous guy! - What's UK?
- Urayur Kuppam I desired to get married to my
uncle's daughter right from childhood But she said she'll marry me
only if I appear on TV I took lot of effort for it
but it never happened That's why I've decided to suicide Why have you got
a camera around your neck? Selfie bro She may find me on TV if my death gets
recorded and is telecast in a channel That's enough for me That's enough - Don't you need Biryani?
- Yes, I need Order a Chicke
n Biryani dude Biryani is too tasty You're eating for free
That should obviously taste good! How and where are we going to die? Nearby only! We were happy till now Now... ...we're going to die Why are you saying that sadly bro? Say that happily, energetic! We'll die happily Hey, bulldog is fast approaching Who are you? Don't panic Your owner told to receive
3 guests, isn't it? Yes! - We're the guests
- You're 4 people, I won't let you in We're only three here Me, this girl and the guy Is someone
else visible to your eyes? Kathir, he has got some
supernatural power Don't look at him for long time
You'll fall to death Yes, he looks scary I'll be visible only to your eyes This is not a usual home
This has supernatural powers inside Three people have died here so far A fellow drunk poison and died here A fellow cut his neck and died here A fellow hung himself and died here That's why I tell you,
it's not safe to stay here This is where a fellow had Paratha This is where he vomited the Para
tha Get away, man We play by dressing up ghosts Hey... You will only hear my voice If you let them
stay here tonight... ...this home will then be
referred as Seven Spirits home Listen to me Who were you talking to? Who were you talking to? Hey, come on
You look darker than me! Come on blacky What were you looking for? Do you need a candle? You made a beautiful move
from the left to right Extraordinary it was! Awesome, excellent, spectacular! Director has come
Fall at his feet and get his blessin
gs He's about to make a movie
by name 'Dash in the Dark' - Fall at his feet
- He's not a normal human He is supernatural He communicates only with ghosts Will he talk with ghosts? Are there ghosts here? We'll get to know about it tonight
Let's see to it after we die All three seem to head
from the same family This house is haunted! Yes, this house is haunted! This corner has got a mat! The roads have dogs and cats! Look at his getup in a home
where ladies roam You got cataract in your eyes
Did y
ou check with a doctor? Get lost You need to be near the gate
What are you doing here? Go I say Narnias, blabbering something! - Was he visible to your eyes?
- Go!
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