🎈Hadi İnşallah - Tek Parça Full HD Film İzle

No, I’m not the one who is kissing. I’m this girl here. The one who was dumped. But there was so much to live together, so many adventures. What a big surprise! Go on, hug her. You hug him, too. He’d ask for her hand in marriage in a bus terminal if it was appropriate. No way! Are you doing all this just to harass me? Ankara man! My Ankara man has come! He didn’t leave me! My first love. My dark eyebrowed man. Sister, why don’t you sit down? My love. Didn’t you forget something? I couldn’t let y

ou leave like this. We had a promise. I think he’s going to pull out a ring. You were going to pay half of the internet service provider bill. Did you think you can run away without paying up? 128 liras. If you don’t believe me, believe the invoice. Look at it, don’t refrain, look at it! Did you come here for this? Is this why you came here? Of course, this is not the only reason. -Then why else did you come? -Our half witted Mahmut is going… …for his military service I came to see him off! Aunt

ie! I hope they make you an auntie! God damn you! You’re an animal, you know that, right? Here! Treat it as a handout to a beggar! 20, 30, 50, 55… Take this, you can have pancake or something on the road. Don’t let that tummy get thin. All aboard the Izmir bus! And he’s dancing now! Let's Hope So How can she sleep like that? My lovely hometown. My Izmir. Nothing can beat home. Here it is. The street where I grew up. I confessed my love to a boy for the first time in that corner. -Shall we get ma

rried? -Two boys can’t get married, stupid! I’m not a boy, I’m a girl, okay? And this is where my dad caught me with a boy for the first time. Sister, do you have spare change? -Get out! -Dad! How dare you walk around the neighborhood with your lover? What lover, Dad? Do you think that I’d go out with an addict? -Take the money and leave this town. -Thank you, Uncle. You see? When he saw the cash, he left you in a flash. That’s enough, Dad! It’s still shameful. And this is the place where my boy

friend brought me home… …the first time with a car. Was this what you meant with, “let’s go for a spin in my dad’s car? ” Girl, how much is a kilo of tomatoes? How much was a kilo of tomatoes? Sister, you made her go away! Shoes! Does this mean… Did my father die? Open up! How can you leave me behind? Daddy! -My niece is here! -Daddy! Why didn’t you tell me? He was my life! -What the hell are you saying? -My dad is dead! Shush! Don’t talk like that! Why would he die, you stupid? So many shoes at

the door. The girls are here. We’re having a party. If my father is okay, I wouldn’t care even if I died. Don’t eat so much! You became 300 kilos. -Look who’s here! -Welcome! How are you? -Auntie? -She’s veiled herself. I’m going to say that you’re very beautiful but I just came from Hajj… …it wouldn’t be appropriate to lie. May God accept your Hajj, Pilgrim Aunt Senay. Girl, you studied in Ankara for so long, don’t you have a boyfriend? -Actually, there was but… -But you ate him up as well, ri

ght? Don’t tease her. What happened, why did you break up? Our relationship wasn’t working so we agreed to go on our separate ways. If you could agree so easily, why did you break up? But… Did he cheat on you? And with my best friend as well. -What? With Faruk? -Yes! Girl, did you manage to make him gay? What are you saying? He went to a Russian girl with Faruk. Faruk came and confessed to me. -What? -I had enough? So much drama! Just like a art film. Turn on the “spotifie” and let’s dance! That

’s spotify, not spotifie. The seamer has arrived, let’s go, girls! My girl. Wear longer skirts. You’d regret it otherwise. Auntie, I’m sorry but I remember the skirts you were wearing last year. And bread is dropped on the floor, you pick it up and kiss it! But why, Dad? Is going to a fortuneteller a bad thing? Of course it’s not, but why are going as a fortuneteller? You talk like that but I earn 60 liras an hour. Does it pay so much? Hello! Hi. And you run away from the police. Are you a begga

r? Go and give yourself up! Who’s going to save you from me? -Girl! -My sister. My girl is here! Sister, welcome! -I missed you so much. -Welcome. My dear girl. Say something, Dad! Say something and save my from this dump. -Give me a cigarette. -Dad, I don’t smoke. -I was just testing you. -I’m making the coffee. No fortunetelling for you until the evening! -Did you finish school? -Yes. There was a marriage project, what happened to that? That’s finished, too. I’m finished, too. Waiting for a do

uble jackpot. Then, you’ll work with me. At your service. Attention, ladies. Your seamer is here. Carpets, rugs, curtains and couches can be seamed at your home. Just for you ladies! No, no way, Dad! I graduated, I’m going to do my own job. Is there a job? Don’t pressurize me, Dad! You depressed me in a few seconds. If I run away from home, who’d be responsible? If bad people kidnapped me, they’d cut off my arm and legs… …and force me to beg. A car would hit me and I’d be waiting for… …an ambula

nce, that never arrives… How did we come to this point? I’m not alright, at all. I’m really depressed, Dad. I really wasn’t alright. Firstly, there were some syndromes I needed to get over. YILDIZ TILBE SYNDROME What the hell is this? It’s only chocolate. Take it! Come on! IBRAHIM TATLISES SYNDROME DEMET AKALIN SYNDROME -What’s up, my love? -What did you do, sis? Depression is a dead end. I met someone, we’re going to go out. Where and when did you meet? At Facebook. “When even an ass has two bu

tts, why are we alone? ” group. Look, he’s got a nice name as well. Satisfier1907. Such a nice brother-in-law name. Maybe it was his grandpa's name. What have you done? -She’s going on an online date. -Through the internet? They might rip your kidney off or something… …God forbid, we’re going as well. We’d get some fresh air. -But no screwing up my date! -No way. We’re partying tonight! -Where were you? -I was dancing. Where’s your satisfier? Am I carrying a pepper spray for nothing? -Don’t ask.

He was a 12 year old boy. -What? Look. We were looking for a satisfier, he came up as an animator. Such a cute boy as well! -Girls, don’t turn immediately… -What? Don’t turn immediately but the guy there is looking at you. Where? Which one? What kind of a stare is that? He almost fell in you. Is he looking at me or at you? I can’t tell from the glasses. He’s looking at me. He’s looking at me. He actually bit me now instead of that hazelnut, I felt it. Sister, try to play it cool this time. Don’

t babble around. I’m not going to babble, I’ll go directly and meet him. No! You naughty men! You stare at a beautiful girl like you’re watching a soccer game… …but never think about jumping into the field to join the game. Am I correct? You’re absolutely right. I loved your voice. -What? -I said I loved your voice. What else did you love about me? What are you doing? What? Do like this… Your lips are beautiful as well. So full. And I wonder about your eyes. They’re so nice. Let me see. I’m curs

ed. A blind only kisses what he can catch. -You’re not going anywhere. -I’m not going anywhere. I’m just going to freshen up and come back. The hell with make-up. I can’t see your makeup anyway. I don’t put on makeup for you, I do it for myself! Control your lips! Where are you going? -What happened? -We’re leaving immediately. -I’ll tell you on the way! -Are you leaving? Because I’m blind, right? -Just because I’m blind. -Shame on you! You’re accusing me. -Hello, auntie. -Who are you calling au

ntie? You can’t treat a handicapped person like this, heartless girl! -Yes, sister! -The guy is a pervert! We’re going all out now! God fearing people, come and help me! Give me that! I never saw a bill like this in my life! That’s a good joke! You’re so funny. -Because I’m blind. -I’m paying the bill. You should not treat 200 liras so badly. He said 200. 200! I see that your eyes opened up when you saw the money! -You crook! -You bastard! Stop! Stop! They’re taunting me! I’m blind! I’m blind! T

hese are not my shoes! Where are my own shoes? I want my own shoes! For the love of humanity! -What’s happening here? -Dad? Put me in a nursing home. Leave me there to die. Brother, I’d never leave you. Don’t worry, we’ll get old together. That’s what I’m afraid of. You don’t have a job. You don’t plan to get married. Go, please go, so that I can find some peace. Dad, I’m just a teenager, your words are hurting me. I mean to hurt. If you get hurt, you may want to pull yourself together. And you!

Don’t say a word! I didn’t say anything, anyway. What are you going to say if you did? What can you tell me? Brother, we talked. She’s going to have a job, she’ll get married… …she’ll be the daughter you always dreamt of. We talked, right? We never talked about these, when did we talk? You really are a retarded girl. Brother, smash her to bits! I already found a job for her. -Grocer Ahmet has a sister, right? -No. -What does he have? -A brother. Ahmet the grocer’s brother has a friend called Ha

san. He’s going to arrange an interview for her. I pray that they accept her. I pray to God. Auntie, let me live. Daddy! Daddy! Why don’t you fix the announcement tape? It’s been broken for years. I don’t care about it. I’m happy. Well? Are you nervous? What? Wait a second! Are you nervous? So what? It’s only a job. What can it be? For example, if they ask me “money or career? ” I’d reply as love. Love? My girl, may I be frank with you? Of course, Daddy, you can talk anything with me, anytime. Y

ou are a retarded person! You always said that I took after you, not my mum. I caught you now, right? Here it is. Look, listen to me, now. Girl, Seda! Why didn’t they shoot you? What? Why? They shoot horses when they break their legs. You are on leave for a week! -Mind your own business, you pervert. -We’ll see each other next week! Why are you laughing, pervert? Go on! Go! Excuse me, sir. We were looking for Mr. Hasan. -Mr. Hasan? -Yes. Why are you looking for him? Did he harass someone you kno

w? Are you going to beat him up? He was going to help my girl get a job. A girl? You mean Mr. Hasan! The famous Mr. Hasan. Where’s the girl? Where’s she? -Where? -Here she is. May God bless you 23 times! That should be 41. Your looks only deserve 23. Look at her. Come on now, Mini Mouse. -What are you doing? -Come on, now. Please take your hand off me. I humiliated you beside your father so that you can stay with me… …anytime you like. -I’d prefer to stay at home. Manager, a girl has arrived. Sh

e applied for a reporters post. I’ve never seen anything like her. She’s so clever! I vouch for her from top to bottom. Then let her fuck off! I’ve never seen a guy as unreliable as you! Really? I’d fire you in a minute if I could but your compensation is too much! Anyway, tell her to come in. I did the preliminary talk, I gave you a nice assist… …the ball is in your court, now. -Stupid! -Hello. -Hello. Please. -Sticks and sweats, right? -Yes. The network has financial problems. Artificial leath

er. Look! My ass is on fire. -May it heal soon. -This is the healed state. Would you like to talk about your working conditions. -Do you have health insurance? -Would you like one? -Who wouldn’t? -For example, we don’t. -Do you have a service bus? -We have self service. -Lunch? -Fast or homemade? -It doesn’t matter for me. -We have neither. Do I have a chance to get a promotion? That we have! We had a secretary, Ms. Mucella. She went to bed with the boss… …and now she’s marketing manager. They t

alk about a marriage but I don’t think that’s possible… …the woman is married to someone else! Do you have any other questions? Actually, there’s something I’m wondering, are you joking with me? This is a serious network. What are you saying? I’m saying that the satellite which broadcasts this network… …had a loose screw and the astronaut that fixed it can screw you, too! I wouldn’t use this network to even clean my teeth! And he claims that it’s a serious network. You have a pervert who acts li

ke my protector. Birds would migrate to the other world… …if they saw him. No insurance, no salary, no lunch, what do you have? I was just about to say these things… …if I hadn’t seen him. Molasses. The love of my life. That’s not a son of a human, son of a gun, what a beauty is this? The father of my children. Son in law of my father. There’s a fortune to be made in the seaming business! My dear son! Uncle of my nieces and nephews. Come on now, the chicken has cooked like a dream! The grandfath

er of my grandchildren. My lady, come and see our visitors. Everything I seek and want was coming towards me. Are you going to stay for long? I really hope so. Is this the new reporter? We’re waiting for her reply. Yes, anything you want to say? Of course not, my dear manager, what more can I ask or request… …may God bless you all. You’re creating jobs here. There’s no unemployment, everyone is looking for an easy office job. Yes! Yes! Vocational schools are gone. They finished them off! They al

l became gamblers! God bless you! That’s what mean! -What are you saying? -It’s so. Are you accepting the job? Let me give you 120 liras worth of food coupons. You’d starve to death. -I’ll take it. -But we have a 10 day trial period. What do you say to that? Of course, you’ll try us out. That’s your God given right. -Easy job with fat pay days are over. -Of course. Who says that I’m not a thief? I might be a mugger, a snatcher… …a dirty old maniac, who should see how I behave. I might be a sick

psychopath. Zodi… …little sister, make me a cup of coffee. -Would you like lunch on the side? -No, coffee is enough! Come on! I found a hunk! You need to look at our fortune… …and I need to check his facebook page. -What did you do, my chubby niece? -I fell in love, Auntie. -We sent you there for a job. -The job is done. -Auntie, look at him. -Let me see. Nice guy. Think about him embracing me with those arms… …think about it for a second or two. If someone is going to make my life hell, let him

be the one. He can smash my head from wall to wall, rip me apart and… Shouldn’t he? Sister, does he have a brother? Bring it here. May my fortune be told from this cup! Check it out, it’s already done. I’ve never seen anything so arousing. Repent at once. I won’t look at this. And he won’t even look at you. -I got an invitation. -Check the page. This one may look at you. Look at him… …he looks like he ate bread in the toilet. Block him out. The laptop is frozen. For the love of God, turn it off

. That’s nerve racking. Go back to my loved one. -My love. -Let me see, does he have a brother? -Repent at once. -He’s mine. Mine. How does it look? Sister… …I think you should try the cute girl act. -You say? -Yes, my girl, you are cute. We used to call you cutie when you were a baby. I think it’s beautiful. Tuck your tummy in. -Should you show more bosom? -Molasses! -Sister! -That’s how everything began! -I’m coming as well. -Don’t be stupid. The whole country is expected to be affected by thi

s cold front. Especially the low pressure area coming from the north will… …cause low temperatures and windy conditions. We have to warn the state officials, please… Where the hell is this guy? I’ve lost my breath. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Where did this bitch come from? I think this fell from you. No, it wasn’t from me. Thank you, I was looking for that. Give it to me. You are that new reporter, right? Yes, who told you? Is everyone in the network talking about me as the “new g

irl? ” No, it was by chance. Can I trust you? -Of course. -Who’s that woman? That’s Ms. Bitch. You must be new to Izmir as well. She’s the face of our network. She and Molasses are our news anchors. What? I hope they’re not lovers. I think they’re only hanging around. We’ve just met, I wouldn’t want to talk behind my colleague but… Go on. …she’s a real bitch. Way to go, girl. We’ll get along very well, carry on. -They say she caged him in. -Slut! Yes! She might have even used black magic. That s

nake! Yes, when a poor girl accidentally texted Molasses, she got her fired! -No way, that’s going too far! -Exactly. I think Molasses deserves better. I think so, too. -You can’t be serious! -Look, she’s taking him out. -Where to? -It’s lunch time. Follow me. Okay. Don’t forget, we’re taking your mother out to dinner and… …you should wear that suit I bought you. And there’s an hotel opening gala in Alacati and we have to be there… …as we need to be seen at these places as a couple. That’s her!

This girl is hilarious. Let me invite her for a chat. Who’s she? Why are you calling her? He’s calling me. Such a coincidence. Yes. -Can we sit down? -Of course, please do. Here you are, double portion meatball on bread. Must be his, not mine. -Is that so, here you are. -No, that’s not mine. Must be hers. I didn’t order this. But I’m a vegetarian. It’s not mine either but we shouldn’t let it go to waste. How can you say that? You especially asked for a double. No, I didn’t say anything. You even

asked whether the meat smells of sheep. No, I didn’t say that. You said that you can’t get full without eating bread. God damn you. -And these are your sauces. -Pour plentiful. Okay. Actually it smells so nice. I’ll have to eat it now. I do love people like you, who are in peace with their bodies. I wonder when was the last time I ate something like this. You are a reporter now, Pucca. What’s your next goal? Are you thinking of becoming an anchorwoman? Don’t kick us out. -What are you saying? -

You are absolutely correct. We both need to be kicked out for her to take our place… …as she’d only fit there then. Are you the joker of the network as well? They only said that you were the slut. Molasses, shall we leave? Our program will start soon. -Can I have the bill. -You eat so passionately… …that I craved for the same plate. Here, take some. As a boy, your private parts would swell otherwise. How dare you! What are you doing? Was it my fault, now? Was it my doing? Give me the salt. Let m

e shake it! But it can’t be done like this. -There’s no need! -It’s good for evil eye. I must have a spare one in the office. Let me take that, please. It was because of me. For the love of God, let me pay. Please, please. Did I get stuck up with the bill, now? Next one will be on me, thank you very much. Don’t mention it. All you ate was a two bit plate. We asked for the bill but you sent us the password of the wireless. Here you are. Go on! As we paid, it shouldn’t go to waste. But that was an

end. I’m not going to eat these anymore… …and I’m not going to let that bitch slurp up my Molasses. When I saw it, I thought it’d suit you. My darling, it’s so beautiful. Look at it, just like how I like. Thank you very much, my dear. There was no need for such a thing. But, it really is elegant. I’m saying that we should go to Milan together. There are some boutique shops, which I’d like to show you. Of course, if the gentleman doesn’t spoil the holiday as well. You fell into your phone again,

listen to what she’s saying. I was looking at the list of tomorrow’s news. What happened? I was asking whether we are going to this holiday or not? Of course. If there’s no problem, why not? What? Again? We’ll manage. Look how cute he is. I’d die for you! I’d lie for you! You slut! I don’t like you at all! I’ll save my prince from the hands of this witch, you’ll see. Get out! You have no chance, sister. Mercury is on the retrograde. Down the hell with Mercury. Look, I think he doesn’t like her

either. He never looks at her. He looked now but that was for work. He usually… He’s so cute. If that retarded bitch wasn’t there… I say, I go up to him and directly shout, “I’m dying for you, baby! ” My girl, did they drop you on your head too many times as a baby? I admit that I dropped you a few times but… …others must have dropped you as well. Do you agree with her, sis? That’s the most ridiculous plan I heard in my whole life. She talks like she’s 110 years old. How many plans did she hear

in her life? Auntie, say something. Come here. Come here. Us women never do anything directly. We make very detailed plans and think 10 steps ahead. You know, this bitch is just for fun. A short term investment. And you are a girl to get married to. Think of yourself as an estate. An investment for your grandchildren. Experience of age. Here’s the plan. All men love women who cook good food. First of all, we’ll make him see how handy you are. -Me? -Her? We’ll manage. Where the hell are you, girl

? Yes, I’m here. Where’s Molasses? Where is he, really? -Let me call him, now. -Yes, call him. Are you out of your mind? The guy is the network’s anchorman… …is he going to come here to teach you how to do a job? But I even prepared stuffed vine leaves for lunch. Stuffed vine leaves? Who’d eat your stuffing anyway? Why? I brought an egg to a chicken coop. Come on then. -Where are we going? -Where’d you like to go? -France. -Like you know five languages. -We’re going to Turkey! Turkey! -What did

I say? -Peace be upon you. -And peace be upon you. Welcome. It got soaked in the dish. 3, 2, 1 and you’re on! Dear viewers, we’re at Izmir International Golden Ladle… …Food Competition. This is the 7th year. Within this fierce competition where the world cuisines clash… …our country is represented by the famous chef Mr. Rustem. Mr. Rustem, what’d you like to tell us about the competition? -I’ll fight until I drop! -Tell them, Rustem bro! God willing, we’ll show the power of Turkish cuisine to th

e world! That’s who you are! What are you going to tell us about the rivals? -What? -To him! Ask him! How are your rivals and what’d you like to say about them? Rivals? The Japanese who refrain from cooking fish and… …serving them raw, are they going to win? They push every insect as food to people. It’s said that they even eat dogs. Mr. Rustem, those are the Chinese. I don’t know, they all look the same. Japanese, Chinese, Eskisehir people. -He means the Tatars. -God damn you! My son, there’s a

lso stomach stuffing. The jury liked your food and you’re going to win! The guy cursed. Who put the vine leave stuffing here? -That’s yours, right? -Shut up! Quiet! These are not mine. Me no vine stuffing. It has nothing to do with me! -Don’t exaggerate, please. -Try the zucchini mince. Who put the vine stuffing here? I’m sure it was those, line eyed bastards! -That may be true. -They plotted against me! I’m going to line those fish up your ass! -But they’re guests! -What guest? A guest can’t be

like this. Mr. Rustem, please don’t! For the love of God! Please don’t do it! Okey, ı confess. Mr. Rustem! Please, stop! Why are you filming me? Turn to them! What the hell is this? Such a big laugh! I’d have gone if I knew. Darling, look at the magazine cover. THE SEXY DUO OF NEWS What do they mean by sexy? We present the news. I’ll look at it later, I’m watching something now. I’m dying with excitement here and you’re watching how an imbecile… …ruined a news. Sister, if they’re the sexy duo o

f news… …all you can be is the two of clubs. Look, I’d stick this pink nail polish in your mouth and you’d shit pink… …for a week like Candy Girl. -Be patient, my girl. Slow surely wins at the end. -You can be on a cover one day, too! -Yes! For example, on a diet brochure. Auntie, why do you tease me like that? Don’t forget that… …Rustem lost the competition because of the stuffing you prepared. -Who is Rustem? -Auntie, let it go… …and tell me what I need to do. So simple. Men look for a mother

for their children rather than a wife… …and we’ll show him what a good mother candidate you’d be. Very logical. I’ll beat up that bitch with my maternity. Beat her! Look, maternity card. My dear sister. Molasses, look at the beauty of that animal… …then look at the animalistic beauty of this creature. If the guards saw me here, they’d put me inside the cage and… …no one would even visit me! I’d be all alone here. I’ll hang out alone. Hasanus Sapien. -So, you… -I think… -You talk first. -No, plea

se, you go first. I was going to say “so you came to be my guard. ” Let’s call it an observer rather than a guard. Let’s call it that. If you were my guard, I’d be willing for a life sentence without parole. -What? -Nothing. The baby elephant is very cute, right? The babies of everything is cute. If I knew that it’d be that cute… …I’d make a baby right here, right now. I’m sure it’d be. Is there a candidate elephant? I didn’t mean it that way. You understood me! Some women don’t like to breastfe

ed… …as their breasts would sag. But I’d breastfeed my children… …even if my breasts sagged like my grandfather’s wet socks. Your grandfather’s what? As an example. That was an example. It’s impossible for my breasts to be like that. You’d know that I’m right if you saw them. -I understand. I’m happy for you. -Thank you. Look how cute it is. You ate four packets. Do you want more peanuts? Get over here, uncle. Tell us about your baby elephant. Let’s film it and leave. What a stench! Here, you ta

ke this. Action! -Izmir’s symbol, baby elephant… -Izmir. Izmir is 3 years old today. And we came to visit it at… …it’s habitat, Izmir Nature Park… I’m so sorry. And his keeper, Mr. Sencar is with us now. Mr. Sencar, what’d you like to tell us about Izmir the baby elephant? Elephants are very hard to keep. We need to give utmost attention to what they eat. Interesting? What do you feed them? -They are actually herbivores. -Yes. But the baby elephant Izmir has a special condition. Interesting. Lis

ten carefully. The baby is allergic to peanuts. -Peanuts? -Thankfully, people are sensitive… …and we have warnings everywhere. What happens if someone threw him peanuts? Why would they do that? Are they crazy? Of course, they wouldn’t but let’s say that someone did. Are these people oafs? We have warnings everywhere. I’m sure that they’re not oafs. Maybe they’re in love… …and because of that… What happened to you! Izmir! -Quick, call for an ambulance! -Izmir! Peanuts! Someone threw peanuts at hi

m! -How can you do that? -Heart attack! Where’s its heart? Where’s the heart of this animal? I’m going to give it a CPR. God, give me strength! What are you laughing at? Auntie, the stretch film is burning me! I can’t believe what you make me do on my only day off. And I killed the elephant. What did you want from an elephant that came from Africa? -It’s an Asian elephant. -Yes. It hasn’t died! It won’t be able to… …use its trunk and eat liquid food via a pipette. What can an elephant do without

a trunk? How could you do that? You are heartless. Molasses is calling! What shall I do? Molasses... Don’t answer, the stars say that you should’ve talked yesterday. Answer it but wait for a while so it can be a busy girl’s trip. I slid it the wrong way. Yes. Pucca, the father of the mayor has died. I’m sorry for your loss, did you know him? I mean as a reporter. The other reported called in sick… …and I need to send you. It’s going to be a live broadcast. Please accept and help me. I have comp

lete trust in you. And I have in you. Thank you but what for? I mean, I’m on my way, I’m coming immediately. She’ll manage it. She’s very clever, you’ll see that she is. Let’s hope so. What is this? Is this your funeral gown? Or are we going to call the soul of the 60’s? Look at you! I put on this gown as a respect to the funeral and you’re talking. Please realize that this is a funeral and look a bit sad. Why should I be sad? The guy was a 92 year old national gymnast… …and he died the night he

wed his 5th wife. I wonder what he was doing that night! Let his wife be sad. Take this. Put it there. -Is this okay? -Yes, put it there. Give me the water. Dear guests and members of the press. The ceremony will commence in 10 minutes when the coffin arrives. Thank you. -We still have time. -That’s good, I can do a sound check. Take the microphone. Talk, go on, talk. Death is bitter. But you’re still alive. Think of it like that. Can you check it out, is there still no sound? Strange, why can’

t we get the sound? Let me check the cables. Brother Hasan, be careful. Look at the guy. Onion would cry, if he cut it up! Where do you get these from? The guy is 92 years old and they’re saying that it was a surprise death. The real surprise is him reaching this age! -Let me say you something. -Yes? Even his memories must be black and white. -He’s so old! -He’s the first man! First man! Incredible. The man was so old that even Noah would call him grandpa! During the 1071 war, he opened the gate

s of Anatolia to the Turks. -Come quick! -What’s happening? There’s a scene in the funeral. Somebody is babbling. That’s the real news, where’s our team? And the guy died on the night he got married. While his peers die in their summer house in Erdek… …he died on the pillow of the bridal bed! Actually, he always wanted to be with older women… …but he couldn’t find any! Where is it? It's not here. -It's not. We can’t have any action at this age, if he managed it at that age… …he’d have died very

happy. If not, at least he’d have died trying! Is this voice familiar? If this guy didn’t load up on Viagra and died of heart failure… …my name is not Pucca! -Not Pucca! -Pucca? Which Pucca? Our Pucca? Quick, call her now! Look at the face of that guy. I won’t be able to eat pudding for a while. That’s peace. And he’s a national gymnast. She’s not answering! We’re finished! We’re doomed! -God damn it! -Please, shut up. How can you jabber for so long, shut up. I have 14 unanswered calls. And Mola

sses called me. That guy is handsome and that but he’s like a girl… …he panics immediately. Whatever is the problem. The mayor is here. And this is the microphone show! We’re doomed now. Mayor. Didn’t I tell you not to send that stupid girl, that she’d mess it up? Yes, you did! I trusted the wrong person. What can I do? I can’t rewind back. Let’s hope that they don’t shut down the network. Here she goes. Don’t you worry, my friend. You’ll find another job. You’re out of this world. I have contac

ts everywhere, I can find you something. Let me put this over your head. -Don’t you worry. -Alright. Okay. Thanks. That’s enough. Take your hands off! My lamb. Please don’t be upset. I’ll call you and tell you about Molasses. Forget about him. Here, you can keep this. But wash it before you it. -And you take this. -Really? I’ll be leaving now. Dreams Are Paris, Reality Is Mus Why are you onto me? Loser! Loser! This is not the end of it! The reporter scandal at the mayor’s father’s funeral is the

big news. We’re going live to the mayor’s press conference about this incident. I thought that I needed to make this announcement after… …the reporter incident we all witnessed today. My late father was an easygoing guy who liked to joke around. He’d make everyone around him laugh with jokes and pranks he did. He never wanted people to mourn after him. But I’m guessing that he didn’t expect to be a laughingstock. But I’d like to thank to the reporter who made it possible for us to… …send him on

his last journey with a smile on our faces. I’d like to give her a special interview the first chance I get. Can I take a picture, please? And my phone is ringing. Dear God. Yes, hello? I told you! I knew she’d be a legend if she had an opportunity! What do you mean? Do I come back to work? The legend has returned! And with a residency as well! Thank you very much! And I’d like to thank you for giving residency… …to my friend Redhead as well, you gave me the world. My girl, residency. I gave yo

u the world, right? -Yes, you did! -I really did. I’m going to give the phone to someone else now. -Hello? -Hello, I didn’t recognize you. So, you didn’t recognize my voice. Don’t you know me anymore? Of course, I did. You’re Molasses. Thank you for not disappointing me. I admit, it was not the path I expected but look at the result. The path doesn’t matter at all. We have to celebrate. Let me take you to dinner tonight. He’s inviting me to dinner. But it’s my father’s birthday tonight. Would yo

u come to our house for dinner? For your father’s birthday? Alright. Text me your address, we’ll see each other tonight. Molasses is coming to dinner! Molasses is coming to dinner. I got to go. I don’t know, auntie. I just invited him out of courtesy. Even in the fairytales, Cinderella goes to the prince’s ball. What do I do? I invite him to our back garden like an imbecile. Isn’t the example you gave a bit childish? Only the example is the problem. Everything else is super… …only the example is

bad. What are you fussing about? We’ll manage. What about these burnt vine stuffing? -Turn them upside down. -Turn them. -And the birthday boy is here. -Auntie, nothing is ready yet. My brother won’t interfere, he’ll sit at the corner. We’ll manage until the boy comes. How am I going to turn them? Was the knife in left or right? Strange! What is this table for? Napkins. Quick, we don’t have much time. I’m just wondering whether today is a very special day or not. My girl, answer me. Why did you

set this table up? Is it a special day? Or are you going to surprise me? A friend of Pucca from work is coming to dinner… …that’s why we’re setting the table. -A friend who is a boy. Why are you telling him? One second, Daddy. It’s not important, only for the birthday. The hell with the birthday. This is more important. We need to make the table more orderly. What is this? You can’t eat chicken in this weather! Take it away, are you going to poison him? Take the parboiled wheat as well. He’d sw

ell like a balloon. What is this stuffing and pastry. Take them away! -Did you buy fish? -No. I’m going to go and buy fish. I’ll do a nice fish in the oven. And you wear something appropriate. -I’m dressed, Daddy. Wear something white, like a wedding gown, to work on his subconscious! -What shall we do? -Stay put like this. Stay ugly so that she looks semi beautiful. Semi beautiful? -Ugly? -Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh, I’ll kill you. Daddy, check me out. How am I? Daddy. Get out! Out! He’s here! Do

n’t open the door! My job is not finished yet! Flowers! Are they for me? -No, for your father. -My father? Isn’t it his birthday? My Dad’s birthday and we didn’t get him anything. Look, who’s here! Welcome! Come in, don’t stay there. Let’s hope so. Let me introduce you. My aunt. -Really? You look so young. -How much? -I’m sorry? -How much young do I look? Guess my age now. 38 or something. My dear, you’re so sweet! I’m 40 years old. 40! -Can you believe it? -I can’t believe it, aunt, really! -Ho

w wonderful. -You’re the wonder here. My little sister, she’s a girl as well. -Hello! -Hello! Have we met somewhere before? -I’m an anchorman, you saw me on TV. -No, I have no business with news. Do you hang out at Goztepe Playstation Cafe? -Playstation Cafe -You see, teenagers get together… …to kick ass in FIFA soccer tournament… …loser pays the bill, fights and all. It’s nice, I sometimes go there. -Kick ass? -Kick hand, if you will. Let me take the flowers. Take your jacket off. Be comfortabl

e as you’d be in your own home. Is your dad ready? -My dad. -Hello, sir. Hello. May you have plenty children to kiss your hand. May you be a saint like water. Shall I give him water? What shall I do? No! He’s probably confused. Go and sit at the table. My girls organized a surprise birthday dinner for me tonight. I know, sir. Happy birthday. Thank you, my son. What’s this? Son, if you came to this house being so handsome and all… …do you have a problem in the psychology department? -Dad? What ar

e you doing? -What? Are we going to hide what God sees anyway? This boy must have a problem of some sort. In the head! -Would you like something to drink? -Raki! -Sit here. -Raki has its own manners. You need to treat it like a lover. You should frequently meet. You should drink it like a kiss. It was year 1998. She’s 7 or 8. The municipality is organizing a mass circumcision ceremony. I had a hell of a time trying to persuade the circumciser… …that she’s a girl. I’m in hell again. Come on, drin

k up! Let me say this. You’re a celebrity so you must know Fedon for sure. -Auntie, don’t tell that. -Fedon? The guy with the tan. We hang out for a while… …I made him fall in love with me then left him. Fish is here! Do you have a big brother? Little brother? What about a father? Because you have such good genes. Listen to me. I said listen to me! Do you know the secret of overlock seaming? The customer is always carpet. -Oh, brother. -Carpet? -His tongue slipped. I’m going to kiss this boy. I

loved him like my own son. Come here! Come on. What happened? What? Why is it dark? I can’t see anything. Did they cut off the electricity? -Happy birthday to you. -Happy birthday to you. -Happy birthday to you. -Happy birthday to you. Okey, very nice. I want music. I’ll find music for you. Take some pictures. Let me. Are we ready? So nice! We don’t have a picture, just the two of us. Let’s take one. If you say that life should stop… So, you listen to the rock group Manga. I’m a fanatic fan of M

anga. Did you take my phone. You were playing music, so it’s still outside. No, I don’t mean that. Did you take my number? We’d chat online. With WhatsApp. Would you like a surprise? What kind of a surprise? Manga’s singer Ferman is a very close friend of mine. Don’t lie! Shall I call him? Call him if you can. Hello? Ferman. I have a very valuable gentleman here, he’d like to talk to you. Sir? Phone. -Are they calling me? -Manga. -Who? -Manga. Manga. Hello, Mr. Manga. He’s swearing at me. -No wa

y. -Really! He’s mentioning my mother. What? Is he swearing at your mum? Give that phone to me! Mr. Manga, are you the sultan’s decree or Manga’s Ferman? Asshole! What’s happening? I wanted to surprise him. So? Please accept my apologies. It’s late, I should go now. Would you like to take a walk? -Okay. -Shall we go out? -Okay. My father drank quite a bit. I’m so sorry. No, not at all. I had so much fun. Aren’t you ashamed by making fun of people at your father’s age? -You misunderstood me, I… -

I was joking. Come here. What’s this place? You’re a Goztepe boy, you won’t know this neighborhood. Wait up. Our family is a bit strange. We didn’t scare you, did we? What do you mean? On the contrary, I enjoyed it very much. You know? I went to a boarding school when I was 12. I don’t know the family environment and coziness of a home. I grew up in Istanbul and lived as a teenager there. Started work in Istanbul as well. Then… …one day… …my mother called. He said that my father went to chemothe

rapy. Really? In which place did he finish? In what? In Camel Trophy. Didn’t you say Camel Trophy? What Camel Trophy? I said chemotherapy. I’m really an imbecile. -I’m so sorry. -No problem. Shall we go up there? It’s a very nice spot. Alright. Let’s go. But your father got better, right? No, it was at a very late stage anyway. It didn’t work out. When my mother said that she can’t stay all by herself… …I moved back to Izmir. That’s nice, you didn’t leave your mother alone. Maybe. My mother didn

’t take her role very seriously. But I try to play the role of being a son very seriously. Although I don’t know how it’s done. The instincts should help you out. Might do. I… …would like to thank you for tonight. At least for showing me how and where I can be happy. Take that hand off me! That was a joke. I got nervous for a second. I’m sorry. Kiss me to prove that you are. I shall kiss you then. Don’t kiss! I thought you were serious. Alright, I won’t kiss. -Did you get upset? -No, I’m not goi

ng to kiss. I mean, I didn’t get upset. But this is a very nice place. Of course it’s nice. This is Karsiyaka. But the scenery is the Goztepe side. Idiot! That’s a very good idea. I think he arrived. Where have you been? You don’t even answer your phone! What are you doing here? -We’ve been waiting you for dinner. -Mother, please. Have a good night. -Look at him. -Come here, darling. These are the love balloons. We’re with the love ballooner, Mr. Erol! I was watching it. And we’re talking someth

ing here. I could hear myself think. THE WILD GIRL OF NEWS PUCCA What is this? Carry on! -We need to distribute these. -Alright. Thanks. Guess what happened? A statesman wants you for his funeral. Don’t joke around. My father won two tickets for a Manga concert from a radio station. In case you don’t know, let me explain. You, me, us, everyone in here are broadcasters. Moreover those guys… …are my close friends and we can get in without a ticket if we wish. But this has a different joy to it. Ar

e you coming to the concert? I beg you! If you don’t come, I’ll have my father harass you via WhatsApp. He already has. Look at the pictures he’s sent me. I give up. So you’re coming. You can keep the tickets because I’ll surely lose them. We need to fill up the time. We need another news in the middle. Give it here. We were going to make a report on the mating season of bats. Shall we include that? But the team can only return by midnight. I know which team should go. Hasan! Hasan! No, she sent

me here on purpose. Just so that I miss the concert. What is it? Bat mating season. Isn’t it ridiculous? Ridicule at its peak! How can you have a season for mating? Like seasonal workers. I’d mate in all four seasons. And God is testing me with you. It’s a good thing we have a camera with us. They’d have thought that… …you’re kidnapping me here. Don’t you yearn for it? I do yearn but not with you, you imbecile. Go on. Where are they? There are no bats here. What were they going to do? Greet you

at the door? Did you expect cologne as well? Don’t you ever watch documentaries? Bats are shy animals. They cover themselves with their wings… …while they’re doing it. Bats! Where are you, bats? Dear birdies! Hang out a bit so that we can get you on film! I’m going. Shall we go somewhere tonight. I’m really bored. I don’t feel so well. I’ll go home and sleep early. Would you like me to cook you a soup? No, I’m a bit out of energy, that’s all. Don’t you bother. I’ll be in top shape if I rest a b

it. Alright then. Bats! Here they are! I wish I was filming! You’d be a Youtube hero once again. Is it so funny? You hold the light for yourself and I can’t see a thing. Am I to be blamed again? Don’t jump around like a swelled up Heidi in the prairie. Who are you calling swelled up? I said that I’m going to a concert with Molasses. I need to hurry up. Are you the only one with a date? I have a sex life as well. And it’s not a waste of time like yours, mine is guaranteed. Waste of time? What can

your sex life be like, you horny imbecile. Your sex life can only be in dreams! -Is that so? -Yes, it is! You call me a brother but you rub yourself to me every chance you get! I pretend not to notice! -Would I rub myself to you? I would rather rub myself on that rock! You’ll see that rock in a while! What would Molasses find in you, Heidi! Don’t sing that song to my face! -Don’t shout at me! -I’m not shouting! -You are! -This is my normal voice! That’s not shouting! Shouting is like this: My G

od! The cave collapsed. What are we going to do? Thank you. Where are you? We don’t have a reception. We’ll be like survivors with dead batteries. The bats will mate on top of our dead bodies, big news. In the depths of the cave, two nude skeletons were found… …locked in an embrace. Nude? Brother Hasan! Don’t call me a brother! Everyone calls me brother. That’s why I can’t date anyone. Look, I’m a virgin. -What? -I’m a virgin! Virgin! I was born as a virgin and I’ll die as a virgin! What about g

irls you dated? You had an appointment tonight. That was a dentist appointment. My God, I even paid for it! -I’m poor and a virgin! -What have I learned here? I’m a blank white page. I’ll die without even a kiss from the lips. -We’re going to die! -We’re going to die! You waited for so long! See you. -Pucca? -I’m not Pucca, I’m her aunt. I’m so sorry, she didn’t come to the concert, that’s why I answered. How can she come? Don’t you feel any shame? Aren’t you the one who sent my girl to a mounta

in cave? I can’t even reach her by phone! To a mountain cave? That bitch. And he hung up to my face. Brother! Come on Pucca! Come on! We don't have reception here either. Molasses is calling. Hello, Molasses? I’m sorry, I couldn’t come to the concert because I’m in a cave… …but you can go alone if you wish. Are you alright? What’s happening there? Are you out of your mind? Hello? Hello, Molasses? The cave collapsed, we’re stranded. -Hello? -A bird in the air, come and save me! If something happe

ns to me, I swear I’d seek justice in court. -How is this his fault? -Shut up! -You’ll be… Hello? -Hello? It’s cut off. Did you hear what he said? Yes, he said that he’d come after the concert. The hell with your concert! I couldn’t hear anything. Did he say that he’ll go? Is he going alone? Where are you in the cave? Where are we walking? Where? Pucca! You know, it’s as if Molasses is quietly whispering my name to my ear. -Hasan! -I feel the same. He’s gently blowing into my ear. Why would he b

low to you, Brother Hasan? I’m not happy either but I hear it. He’s blowing. Pucca! Hasan! Now I see a white light. -Pucca! -The light is calling me. Am I dying here? Molasses! Molasses came to save me! -Molasses! -Molasses! -I’m here! -Molasses! -Molasses! -Molasses! Wait there! I’m going to get a rope. You see, my Molasses didn’t abandon me here. Children and Hasans first. -Pull! -Will I be alone here? I! Here! Come on! You can do it. Peace be upon you! My lion! I knew that you’d come! I knew

that you’d save me! My brother! My hero! Hasan, where’s Pucca? Is she down there? She was there the last time I saw her. Pucca! It’s your turn! I can’t do it! I’d be scared. I have that "afraid of height" thingy. Okay, keep calm. I’m coming down. Really? Hasan! Drive back when I give you the go ahead. -Molasses! -Come here. -Are you ready? -Yes. Come on. Hasan, pull! Hasan, slowly! Molasses, are you alright? He can’t breathe. I need to do a CPR. -What? -I can’t breathe. You can’t breathe. -Get o

ff me. -Am I too heavy? I’m going to bring help! Wait for me! CPR might have worked fine. The cave is really chilly. I feel cold. Come here. -Are you cold as well? -A bit. Not very much. And we missed the concert. Let it go. Our aim was to be together. Yes. And I can sing for you. Do you sing? Of course. I’d make you cry. -Would you sing for me? -Gladly. Shall I? I’m waiting. What are you doing? I was singing. But don’t. The cave would collapse. Really? Well, I collapsed in the inside. -Was it t

hat bad? -Yes. -Shall I sing another one? -No, please. -I insist. -Please, I’m not ready for this. I’m going to sing. -It didn’t collapse. -In a while. I don’t know how long we stayed down there and how much we talked. But we never got cold. Attention, ladies. Your seamer is here. Don’t panic. Calm down. Everything is under my control. I sent down the team. They’re going to bring them up. We’re here! Don’t be afraid. What a nice timing. We’d have died if you had waited another 2 minutes. I see t

hat you’re fine. Shall I go back? Come on. They’re here! They’re here. Thank God. Be careful, auntie. My girl! -Are we saved? -Yes. But be careful. You be careful, too. Are you alright? -No. -I’m fine. -My girl! -Sister. -Dad? -We’re fine. -What’s she doing here? -Thank you, my son. You did say so. -I told you so. Thank you very much, Mr. Hasan. Molasses, ı was so scared that something might happen to you. Aren’t you the one who sent us here? But I was more scared for the baby inside my womb. He

’d have been fatherless. What do you mean? Pucca, I didn’t know! I wasn’t aware. -She’s pregnant. -Shame on you. I didn’t expect this from you. I’ll never forgive you. Pucca! Some of us haven’t reached first base yet. Look at those babies. What are you doing, Hasan? You should be filming me! -I’m the one getting married. -Yes, later. See you. What the hell is that? They can go ahead and get married. I’ll start a new life. In another city. I have a Daddy, who’s behind me like a mountain. I’m stil

l young. And beautiful, too. I’ll find someone who’ll love me, one day. I’m not going to curse at other peoples’ happiness. A garden full of dogs. A good husband. Cheery, happy children playing ball. What would I say to a life like that? -Yes. -Yes. And years later, in a matinee, which I go to every Sunday… Molasses? Yes, Molasses. I’m not molasses anymore. I turned into a dry prune. No, you still have some life in you. Your reflexes are not bad. What about that bitch? Where is she? What is this

? What is this? Why isn’t this woman getting old? Does she eat up a goblin every morning? You bitch. Bitch! Well? How are you? -Like this. Did you ever think… …what kind of a life we’d have had… …if it was you and me? Every day. Every second. What about you? No, I didn’t think much. I’m fine, thank God. God damn you. May you enter andropause. Luckily, it didn’t happen like this. Molasses, you are mine! Alright, it didn’t exactly happen like this either but… The mug I gave as a present to Redhead

, when I left work… …saved both of our lives. -My God. -And thus… What’s happening? Where’s Pucca? Pucca! Pucca! Get up! -I’m going to show you something. -What’s happening? -Where’s the remote? -What are you doing here? Drink slowly, girl! What are you doing? The baby will join the AA before it’s born because of you. What baby? It’s barren down here. -What a bitch! -She’s not pregnant. Would I deform my body by bearing a child at this age? Your mother in law shouldn’t hear you! Mother in law is

eating from my hands. Don’t worry about her. -See! -What a bitch! She’s not pregnant! She’s not pregnant! They might have already got married. What time was the wedding? -The invitation. -I ate it, Auntie. And we’ll put this here. The piece with the hour on it is missing. -Where’s that part? -One second. It stuck to my teeth. -It’s at 8 o’clock. -What? We have one hour. How can we reach there without a car? Attention, ladies. Your seamer is here. Come on, let’s go! Daddy, we need to go! The bit

ch was not pregnant! She played a number on Molasses. We need to go and stop the wedding. I won’t let that woman win over a boy like Molasses. -Don’t let her, Daddy. -Where’s your aunt? -Where the hell are you? -I’m coming! Auntie, please give me logical explanation on why you dressed up. We’re going to a wedding, we need to be prepared. Look! You should’ve brought something for us, too. Come on, jump in! Let’s go, girls! I love action! Hasan, you have to stop the wedding! Don’t let them get mar

ried, okay? How can I stop the wedding? What’ll I say? “You can’t get married, I’m in love with that man? ” Everything will be revealed when he sees those images. -Which way do I go? -One second, I’m on the phone! You have to hurry, the wedding has started. What? We have to hurry! Step on it! Shall we give a whole gold coin or half? A quarter is too much for him. We’ll sing a song and then drive to Cesme. -Welcome. -Thank you, how are you? -Ferman. -Bro, congratulations. -Thank you very much. -T

he stage is yours. Wonderful! I wouldn’t like to be seen as a husband hunter but step on it! -What about makeup? -Give me a black liner. Now a slideshow that tells the story of our couple with a song… …sung by the bride herself. Darling, I sang this song for you. My son, are you alright? You seem to be frowning. I’m fine, mother. I guess I’m a bit tired. -Must be due to wedding jitters. -I understand. What? -What’s happening? -Stop! This woman is not pregnant! -Pucca? -Throw her outside immediat

ely! Throw them all out! Brother Hasan, take this and play it immediately. Molasses, this woman is not pregnant! My regards, mother in law. -Is this true? Is this true, tell me! -Shut up now! I told you to throw them all out! What are you waiting for? Molasses. What are you doing? Let me go! I told you to let me go! The baby will join the AA before it’s born because of you. What baby? It’s barren down here. I have one day left to sign the marriage papers… …I’ll have a miscarriage after that. Wou

ld I deform my body by bearing a child at this age? Your mother in law shouldn’t hear you! Mother in law is eating from my hands. Don’t worry about her. -Mumu? -Not Mumu, Muzeyyen. Did you believe me? Brother Hasan, play it again. Calm down. You saved my life. My hero. Can you forgive me? It looks like that we’re going to have a romantic chat so I should go… …and freshen up first. I’m back. -Can I kiss you? Of course, you’ll kiss me. We raided your wedding. Was it for nothing? We almost died on

the way. What if something happened to my father’s car? Property is a life insurance. -I love you. -I love you, too. Wait, one second. Can I take this? What’s happening here? I didn’t understand it either. -Did you recognize me? -Where did you come up from? You cursed my mother the other night until the morning. Don’t make these youngsters sad. Sing a song so we make up. -Can this be our song? -Yes, my love. He says my love! There was no wedding that night. But I danced so much, they even gave f

our quarter gold coins to me. Then what happened you ask? Then what happened? We’re fine now. Of course, this is just a beginning. Who knows what more we’ll go through. We’ll wait and see. Let’s hope so.