Happy Death Day | Ghosts | Funny Parts

Allison my Allison you are like a sorry appreciate short notice in that but um we've just got so much rubbish to clear up I mean loads of it seriously Builders are awful aren't they I had a terrible time when I was extending the Brampton back in 86 it's a modest Oxford chipile 11 bedrooms tennis courts wet room blah blah blah blah sounds expensive oh no I didn't pay for it I ran it through MP's expenses Great British taxpayer covered it wonderful idiot now where was I oh yes Builders well I mean

they're all thieves aren't they Tinkers to a man all the noise the football chat the potty banter ooh wait a minute that's it what's what all we have to do is watch these Builders closely until they commit some sort of misdemeanor report it to Allison and she'll send them away with a flea in their ear yeah let's get organized I have flee in ear but you're dead so is flea I also have worms ah there's two in here a proper pair of OES would be like shooting fish in a barrel which um I did for real

once Party Conference Bourn great fun I might sneak off a bit earlier today wixie this is is going to be easy shouldn't be a problem why you have to then I need to get back to that Community project thing oh yeah the kids playground at the hospital yeah that's I mean that's being nice that's one thing but that's just weird nice all right there's plenty more where they came from come on oh you all right tomorrow's my death day oh happy death day really sorry Pat I've actually never asked you how

did you die exactly sorry no I'm kidding I'm kidding uh I just wanted to light in the mood um and it hasn't worked sorry that must be really hard for you yeah it is yeah but on the plus side I get to see my family so oh what what yeah every year they come to pay the respects they'll be here tomorrow over there oh yeah it used to be a tree but it blew down in the great storm of 1987 I mean people say it was a storm but it was a hurricane Allison well that'd be nice to see your family and I thoug

ht wouldn't it be great to pass on a message to them oh no per I don't think that's such a great idea oh it is I could let Carol know that I was okay the whole family come daily he's my son and his girlfriend they'll be there and and Carol's husband Morris she remarried it's fine fine I'm very happy for them Morris was actually my best mate so it was really lovely when he married Carol he was always such a support to her even before I died he was always around he had his own set of keys I rememb

er one Sunday I came back from camp and I found all his clothes in the hallway everything his socks his knickers they were all strewn up the stairs oh no yeah oh no oh no