Harry Potter Videos of Studio C

Hi guys, and welcome to our magical Harry Potter compilation! [Italian accent]: A'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiero! That is definitely more Italian than British. A'Hogwarts! Still Italian. Would you like a cup of tea'a? I'm nailing it. Enjoy. I think you're being hard on me. I'm being accurate on you. A'Hermione! [laughing] ♪♪ [door creaks open] Are you sure this will work? Hermione: It has to. The Mirror of Erised shows you your deepest desire. If we want to find the horcruxes, it can s

how us where they are. I don't know. Seems kind of mental. Worked for the Sorcerer's Stone. Remember, Harry, you want to get the horcruxes. It has to be your deepest desire. ♪♪ What did you see? Huh? Uh-- Nothing. Just my family. My dead family. Whoa, really? What are they like? Doesn't matter. No, come on. Describe them to us. Um-- Well, my mom has green eyes, like me. Ooh. And my dad has dark hair and all that. Well, no horcruxes here. Well, I better try. ♪♪ [gasps] ♪♪ What do you see? [gas

ps] Uh-- I'm top of our class. Isn't that already real? It sure felt real. I'll say. Okay. It's up to me. [inhales] [Irish dance music plays] I'm-- Quidditch captain. Hermione: Well, we shouldn't give up. Yeah, worth another try. So we can find the horcruxes. Yes. Yeah. [pastor speaking indistinctly] [magical zap] [body thuds to the floor] ♪♪ Uh-- It's my grandparents. [romantic music plays] I-- Aced my exams. [giggles] [ Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy plays] Still quidditch. Manly quid

ditch. ♪♪ So sorry, but the cancer's terminal. [magical zap] [upbeat music plays] [flames crackle] [muffled crying] [sad music playing] [upbeat music plays] ♪♪ [muffled sobbing] [magical zap] [bodies thud on the floor] [exhales] That was easy. A little too-- [gasps] ♪♪ ♪♪ Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin? Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was the bravest man I've ever known. But just say that I am. Then Slytherin house w

ill have gained a wonderful young wizard. ♪♪ Dad, what if I get put into Slytherin? Lilly Luna Potter, you were named after two heroes. My mother, and a really weird girl I went to school with, and she got into Ravenclaw, so anything's possible. Well, what if I get put into Slytherin? Yeah, like I said, it's possible. ♪♪ But Dad, what if I'm put in Slytherin? Minerva Bellatrix Potter, you were named after a caring professor and my godfather's murderer. What? I kind of resent you because of that.

Really? Dad, what if I'm put in Slytherin? Vernon Dudley Potter, you were named after my emotionally abusive uncle and his idiot son. They ruined my childhood. Why would you do that? Daddy has some issues. Dad, what if I'm put into Slytherin? Tom Voldemort Potter, have fun in Slytherin. Dad! What if I'm put in Slytherin? Filch Squib Potter, for the last time, you were not accepted to Hogwarts, we are just dropping off your brothers and sisters. All right, Dad. Love you. Wingardium Leviosa Potte

r. Aragog Spiderman Potter. Nagini [parseltongue noises] Potter. Adolf Stalin Mussolini Potter, you are definitely going to be a Hufflepuff. Ooh! [German accent]: I just want to hug everybody. Oh! Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin? Harry Ron Riddle, you better be. Bring it in. There it is. Crucio. Happy 11th birthday Harry dear. Now, finish your butterbeer. I'll go purchase the books you need for first years. Thank you Mrs. Weasley. Mhm. Uh, quick question before you go-- Yes Harry dear? Do yo

u know when I'll get to meet the headmaster? You know, Albus Dumbledore? Soon enough, Harry dear. Soon enough. I say, the Prancing Pony has gone downhill. Can I help you sir? I doubt it. I'm looking for a very short person who lives with his uncle and carries a great burden. Is this great burden the result of a dark lord? A dark lord who once had extreme power but lost it all? And currently resides in spirit form until he can be brought back? [gasps] Both: It's you! It's an honor, sir. Wait! I h

ave to be absolutely certain. Describe your best friend to me. Shaggy red hair, lives in a burrow, and what he lacks intelligence he makes up for in loyalty. That's the one! [laughs] Now, getting back to the uh, you know what-- Oh yeah. Is it secret? Is it safe? Uh, not really. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about it. Fool of a Took! You must destroy it! How? I've tried everything. Neutrogena, Proactiv, Dove moisturizer. Might want to try something a little stronger. Oh no, it's him. Gandalf: W

ho? That man with the long blonde hair who thinks he's better than everyone else. I think his name is Lucius. Actually it's pronounced Legolas. But you're right, he's very pretentious. Yes, and he's obsessed with blood. I know! Yesterday he was like, a red sun rises. Blood has been spilled. And I was like, cut the riddles man, just say people died here. Where are you sir? Dobby wants to give you another glass of butterbeer. Oh, I'm sorry sir. It's that tortured and sympathetic bald creature

who's both a help and a hindrance to me. Does he speak entirely in the third person? Bad Dobby! Very bad Dobby! [glass breaks] Exactly. He's a little bit obsessed with me probably because I'm a pretty well known wizard. [giggles] You're a what? Hey, look everyone, it's Frodo the Grey! [laughs] Oh, that is hilarious. But an eight-foot tall giant named Hagrid told me I was. Have you been eating Farmer Brown's mushrooms again? No, sir. I-- I just-- Oh no sir, it's one of them. Cast a patronus!

Yes, one of the nine. They are drawn to it and they will not rest until they-- Kiss me, yes, I know sir. They're obsessed with kissing. So you have been eating those mushrooms. Oh! Good heavens they are obsessed with kissing. Buy me dinner first you dragon riding Nazgul freak! [yells] That was brilliant Dumbledore! Dumbledore? Peek-a-boo! [gasps] Why Gandalf! You look confused. Uh, no he's not. I'm fairly certain we're on the same page. Allow me to demonstrate. I will describe someone and you te

ll me who you think it is. All right. Okay. Skinny, longhaired, threatening person who ends up being good. Aragorn. Snape. Mischievous comic relief duo always playing with fireworks. Merry and Pippin. Fred and George. Giant spider. Shelob. Aragog. Crazy, short, brown-haired person always trying to prove to everyone how great they are. Gimli. Hermione. Evil, power hungry, assistant. Both: Worm-- Tongue. Tail. What? You seriously have a different bad guy with worm in his name? [screams] [glas

s shatters] Whoa! Oy! You going to pay for that mate? [mumbling] [eagle call] That's my cue to leave. You can't get out of everything that way, Gandalf! This is the weirdest looking eagle I've ever seen! It's a hippogriff. Dang it! ♪♪ Harry: Do you think she'll notice? Ron: Yeah. All right. When Cho comes around the corner, send her this way and I'll just be casually walking by. Got it? Got it. [footsteps] Well, you must not tell lies Mr. Potter. Wha--? Oh. [kissing sound] Happy Christmas

. [footsteps] Mr. Potter? Well okay. [little giggle] Ron! It worked! No it did not work! It kind of worked! Ron, when Cho comes around the corner-- Cho Chang? Cho Chang-- Okay. Comes around the corner send her this way. Ah-- Nobody else. Nobody else. Got it! Okay! She tasted like cat. Ron: That's not Mcgonagall. Straight up. I wouldn't even-- I wouldn't even question it. I'd just go for it. That's kind of the Weasley way. That's-- I'd probably wait for them to make the first mo

ve, but then after that-- Expecto-- Welcome to the dueling club, everyone. Harry. [gasps] Speaking of magic. Yeah. In light of your inevitable doom as Hogwarts students, we'll be using this time to teach you all how to die gracefully. Who would like to go first? Ah, yes, Miss Weasley, come on up, but try not to say anything stupid. A Weasley's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left closed. Ron: Amen. [chuckles] Who else? I'll go. And you are? I'm Moira Ratcarrow. I'm not a Hogwarts student. I

'm just here visiting my aunt. Which wizardry school did you attend? I'm homeschooled. [collective gasp] Oh. What does that even mean? Why would you choose not to attend Hogwarts? Well, for one, homeschool has significantly higher survival rates. [scoffs] Rubbish. [gasps] I've been cursed. It's okay. He's not a Gryffindor. All right, come on-- What do we do with him? Oh, just shove him under the table. We'll solve that mystery in June. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Plus, my parent

s wanted me to understand things like math and science. What's math? Now, now, let's get on before we're all attacked by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Who? He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. My dad? No. My mum? He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Oh, right, right. Dumbledore. For goodness' sake. Voldemort. [collective gasp] Don't say his name, child. Why? As Shakespeare wrote, "a rose by any other name--" What's a Shakespeare? What's a rose? Okay, okay. Wands at the ready. One, two, three. Expelliarmus! Fenite Flipe

ndo! She's dead! Oh. Two deaths in one class. 10 more and I'll set a record. Let me have a look at her. No, no, I'll take care of this. She just needs a little magic. Stupefy! No! What are you doing? Everyone, cast your best spell on Ginny. One of them is bound to help. That's a terrible idea! James: Expecto Patronum! Eat slugs! Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! That's not a spell. Oh, right, right, right. Avada Kedavra! [collectively]: No! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My dear boy. Crucio! No! Stop, stop! All of y

ou! She's not dead. She just needs medical attention. More like a cry for attention. Gingers. She needs CPR. No one knows what you're saying. Swab the mouth, tilt the head, hands over the sternum-- What sort of dark magic is this? [coughs] She's alive! How? She's a witch! We're all witches. Yes, but not all of us are competent. What are you even saying? Yeah. Well done, Miss Ratcarrow. Thank you. I hope all of you will see the value in learning something other than magic. Nope. I don't feel well

. She needs to rest and elevate her legs. Allow me. Wingardium Crucio! Stop, stop-- I see that you're halfway through! Please subscribe and watch the other half! There's much more magic in front of you. Ooh! [singing]: There's more magic in front of you than behind you! ♪♪ Keep looking forward, be your wand. ♪♪ [laughing] ♪♪ Well, Mallory, you have a difficult decision to make today. You have to send two guys home tonight. I know, Chris. It's just going to be so hard. I just feel like I've made

a really deep connection with all of the guys. Well tell me about the guys. Um, well, you know, there's Jeremy and Adam. And they're both so funny to me in different ways. If Mallory doesn't pick me I'm going to be crushed. Going into this rose ceremony I'm all out of jokes. And I'm terrified. Mallory: And then there's Stephen and Stacey, and they're both really sensitive. I just don't want to walk out of here tonight. I really don't. Mallory? She's the girl of my dreams you know? And James,

he's very kind and intelligent. I didn't come here to get my heart broken, but tonight I'm really worried I might. And then there's Snape. Snape yeah, he's something special. I came onto this show because I have been stuck on one woman for a very long time. If Mallory sends me home tonight I shall be severely disappointed in her. Snape is by far the most mysterious guy in the house. Snape? Hey Snape, Mal's coming up with a date card so-- Get out! I think he makes a lot of soup-- He's not like

anyone I've ever met. He's really passionate. What? You've never finished the book before? No, Harry Potter was just so annoying you know? Oh! Okay. I could listen to his voice all day. So pretty. You are my chocolate frog. My Bertie's Bott. That cloak he wears-- So hot you know? It just leaves everything to the imagination. I'm just like wow. ♪♪ Hey Snape, put on your suit and get in! [all urging Snape] ♪♪ Not cool. I don't know. Yeah. That's just how I feel about him. Chris: Gentlemen,

it's time for the rose ceremony. ♪♪ I just want to say, that from my heart, this is the hardest decision that I have ever had to make. ♪♪ James. Avada Kedavra. Oh no! Stacey. Avada Kedavra. Jeremy. Adam. Avada Kedavra. This is the final rose. When you're ready. Snape. [exhale] Snape, will you accept this rose? Fine, but wear this always. Okay, just like this? You like it? Yes. Let's go, Lily. It's Mallory. Shh. What? Cute. I can't believe I let you guys talk me into this. I hate blind dates. Re

lax, Whit. Besides, what did you do last Friday night? Stayed home and watched Full House? Hey, cut it out! Yeah, when's the last time you went out with a guy? Tuesday. James: Who wasn't your cousin? Whitney: It's been awhile. James: Trust me Whitney. Tom and I go way back. He's great. Yeah. I haven't seen him since his parents died. Oh yeah. But I really think you're going to like him. His parents died? They were murdered. [doorbell] [gasps] Whitney Call. Come to die. It's nice to meet you

. I uh-- Oh. Oh, okay. I will have her home by nine. ♪♪ So Nellie's, huh? It's an old favorite. I'm glad I dressed up. Welcome to Nellie's Diner. My name's Jeremy. I'm going to be taking care of you this evening. I love your haircut, sir. All right, can I get you started with anything to drink? Just water for me, thank you. And I will have a glass of snake milk. Jeremy: We only have Pepsi products. [sighs] Root beer is fine. I'll be right back with those. So, um, where are you from, Tom? Well,

it depends. I've moved around a lot, actually. I once lived on the back of a man's head. Yeah, that housing market's pretty brutal, huh? Indeed. James tells me you're a Democrat. I've formed my own little club, actually. Would you like to meet some of the members? I can send for them. Ahh. Oh, that's the wrong arm. No, no no. That's really okay. Don't lick your arm. Very well. Are you carrying a stick, Tom? Yes, I call it my lucky stick. I also carry a wand. Are you a magician? I love magic tri

cks. Show me a magic trick. All right, root beer for you, sir-- Avada Kedavra! Sorry, that's the only one I really know. That was awesome! Do it again! Actually, I think we better get going. I already have two strikes against me for trying to kill a little boy. Oh, Tom, you're so bad! You don't know the half of it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring him with. Well, Tom, I had a really nice time tonight. You know, I did too. I really feel like I can be myself around you, which is saying a lot. I f

eel like I have this reputation I have to keep up, and it's really a lot of pressure, but sometimes I think, this isn't me. Just let it out, Tom. Just one day I'm in law school, and the next, I'm out cursing babies and eating unicorns. Shh. Let's finish this the way we started, Tom. Together! Oh! Oh, uh, Whitney, I-- Oh, sorry. It's a little-- I was just really caught up in the moment. It's a little bombarding. I just really see this going somewhere. Okay, that's a little too eager for the Dark

Lord. Come on! I'm sorry Whitney. I just-- I can't. But Tom! Goodnight Whitney. Tommy! Oh, hey Sevy. How you been? I've moved on, Whitney. It's time you do the same. Whitney: Padfoot? When you are through here, you'll be known as Jason Bourne. I'll be whoever you need me to be, sir. That's what we like to hear. Take him out, and your training will be complete. Who is he? We've been through that, Jason. You came to us. You volunteered. What did he do? That doesn't matter. Are you willing to give

yourself to this program? Yes. Good. You have five minutes. Who are you? Dobby, sir. What? Ahh. Listen, Dobby, I don't want to do this, but I have to. Can Dobby say something before we begin? Yeah, sure, I guess. Dobby loves you. Okay. You don't even know me. Dobby just has a feeling, sir. It's a bad feeling, Dobby. Nope. Dobby just feels safe when he's with you. Like no matter what happens, you will always be there to protect him. He can give you a big hug and you will make all the bad things

disappear. No. Here, Jason. No, what are you doing? Okay. You're just trying to get in my head! You must be horrible for them to have brought you here! It's true. Dobby is horrible. I knew it. What did you do? There was one time that Dobby's masters beat him for ten straight hours for breaking a dish. On the eleventh hour of his beatings, Dobby asked them to politely stop. It was an awful thing to do! [moaning] Yeah, you definitely deserve to die for that. I know. But it gets worse. There was o

ne time I took a knife to my stomach for defending a young man's life. Woah, how is that worse? Because I spilled my blood on his robe! Dobby should have been more careful with his blood! Okay. I don't want to, Dobby, but I have to. Dobby understands. He must die so that you can join a shady governmental program. I can't do this! I can't do it! [door opens] I warned you, Jason, there's no going back! You shall not hurt friends of Dobby! [snaps] Ah, yes! Did you just knock out my boss, Dobby? I'm

sure he's fine, we just need to-- [snap] Ooh! Oh! More powerful than I remembered. Better get going, things are happening. What happened? What's going on? You came in here and totally Avada Kedavra'd that guy. What? How did-- Who am I? You're a wizard, Jason. Wow. Yeah, here's your acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Better get going, don't want to miss the train. Wait, Jason. Before you go, there's a professor there named Severus Snape. Yeah? Take him out. Matthew, I need to talk to you for a mome

nt! Sure, boss. What is it? You've been a great store supervisor, but it's time to trim the fat. I need you to fire our door greeter. Really, but he's the nicest employee we have. I mean, hence the greeting. The man wears a pillowcase to work. I mean, we have standards here at Walmart. [laughing] Seriously, though, fire him. Otherwise you're back to butchering meat with LaMilda. [speaking Russian] Just you, me, and dead cows. But how can I fire someone so innocent. It's easy, I do it all the t

ime. Just give him this two weeks notice, and avoid eye contact. Otherwise it will be like trying to kill a freakishly cute kitten with adorably huge eyes. I'm keeping this. Oh, my daughter gave-- I know. Okay. Gloria, could you please send in the door greeter to see me? Oh, never mind. Dobby's only desire is to but make his supervisor happy. Thank you, Dobby. Please come in. Hug. Oh-- Can Dobby say something before we begin? Sure, but make it brief. Dobby loves you. Please, don't make this any

harder than it has to be. Just take this. Oh, paper! The greatest of all gifts! No, Dobby, it's not like that. This is the happiest day of my life. Dobby, please. Before you say another word, just read what it says. Well, unfortunately, Dobby cannot read. Will you read it for him? Oh. Dear Dobby. Be still my beating heart. We here at Walmart thank you for your years of faithful service. Oh, say it again! But unfortunately, in this economic climate, we have to roll back our prices and sometime

s our employees. That's insensitive. Dobby does not understand your cruel euphemisms. You can pick up your final paycheck in two weeks after your job officially terminates. Oh, Dobby. Dobby. Your eyes. Dobby doesn't need his eyes anymore. Wait, Dobby, there's more! This is so that we can promote you to chief door greeter of all Walmart! Ah! Put mine eyes back in! Yes. Both of them! Ah, yes. Oh, good. I warned you, Matt. You're back with LaMilda. You shall not hurt friends of Dobby. [yells] Dobby

! Did you just kill my boss? He had it coming. I mean, he may have survived the wound. Nope, he is dead. What are we going to do? I take care of body. It's good. For Russia! [yelling] All right, you all know the drill. Last night we got a tip that a crazed madman has plans to destroy the world. We've rounded up the only criminals who could be responsible. Darth Vader, Voldemort, Bane, and of course Mahatma Gandhi. You are making a huge mistake. Stephen: Save it Gandhi. Now we're fitting you all

with our most advanced mind reading technology. Whenever I ask you a question, these caps are going to answer for you. But I am innocent. We'll see about that. All right, let's go over our culprit's profile. The villain probably has a band of loyal followers who obey his every word. [three dings] [ding] A match on all four, sir. Good. Yes, but my followers are all pacifists. A likely story. The villain probably doesn't go by his given name. [three dings] [ding] Another match. Well no one's goin

g to be afraid of the Dark Lord Tom. You got that right. You think that's funny Antonio? [laughter] Oh, look who's talking Anakin, or should I say, little Ani. [laughter] All right, the villain probably has a dark catch phrase, such as, "I am your father." [ding] "Come to die." [ding] "I was raised by darkness." [ding] Or "an eye for an eye makes the world blind." [ding] What does that even mean? It is a proverb, not an evil saying. Oh, but it gets better. The villain is probably bald. [four din

gs] What does that have to do with anything? No, he's right. The insecurity makes you evil. This mask does nothing. It merely draws the eye away from my shiny dome of shame. The villain has probably been to prison. [ding] I was protesting unjust laws. And besides, what about Bane? I was born there, convict. The villain has probably overthrown a government-- [four dings] And his new regime may still be in power. [ding] What? How? Can your henchmen actually fight? Because my clones are total pansi

es. Vader, I told you a thousand times, clone Darth Maul, but no. Really? Well didn't I say, watch out? Snape is in love with your enemy's dead mom. Vader, you're in love with your enemy's dead mom. Touché. Well played. All right, somebody talk! The guilt must be killing you! Oh sure, we all cry ourselves to sleep at night. [laughter] [ding] Still not over Padme. Look, we know it's one of you. The villain has a super weapon that can change the world. [ding] You think that I am the one with the w

eapon? Look at what I am wearing. Where would I hide it? Well who else could it be? The Death Star blew up, the Elder Wand broke, and that Al Ghul girl didn't detonate the bomb in time. Well we can't have two of Batman's girlfriends blow up. Am I right? Too soon? Vader and Bane: Too soon. I felt it as I was saying it. We know it's you Mahatma! We know that your weapon is called non-violence. Nun-violence? Who attacks nuns, sicko? Non-violence, it means not violent. Save it for the judge Gandhi.

Save it for the judge. You're going away for a long time. [cell phone rings] I told you turn that off-- Sorry. Hello? Oh yeah. The Indian Parliament is looking for their spiritual leader. Small, skinny, incredibly wise. I'm really sorry about this. Oh, yes. Well, uh, you know, it happens all the time. Don't even worry about it. Antonio, Ani. Thanks for watching, guys. Please subscribe. Yes, and also comment on this video! And like our channel please. Thank you! Mischief managed. [magic sounds]

Make a magic sound. Baa. Beh. Low. Baa. More in the nose. Aah. That's it.