and then as I barely doing Fridays I engage in da activities at test club with my cohor that's pretty sweet what was your streak this time 140 nice this is Eugene Eugene resident nerd and Aid thesaurus user he can struggle to fit in at times they didn't kick me out because nobody wanted to play with me oh nuts and this is not a cop mix student despite what his name implies he is secretly an undercover cop and absolutely nobody suspects anything your badge is kind of poking out oh uh thanks he's
coming take your oh no not him again all tremble before me by the mighty jock strap first thing jock last name strap oh dick it hey there Eugene your mom pack you one of those uh pbjs today yeah with the cross cut off just how I like it yeah I told my mom to start doing that just just just just for you good give me here thank you so so so we're cool well I woke up this morning wanting to kick somebody in the crotch so hey why don't you pick on someone your own size all right man I didn't mean me
necessarily I mean if if you maybe you had the right idea before if you're going to pick one of us he's probably closer to you shut just kidding man my tummy see you later chks need help yeah just my back not again oh transition time over sorry buddy I got to go I can't be late again sorry I'm sick and I'm tired of jock ja bullying every single person in this school mainly us there's a study saying that the leading cause of bullying is actually the feeling of isolation from your peers are you s
aying that jock is lonely excuse me I'm hearing a lot of talking can we please keep it down class I have a plan not a cop what's that not a cop if I hear one more word come out of your freaking filthy mouth I'll Ki you out of the starting classroom you understand me sir uh yes sir sorry sir sorry Mr death King it's okay Mr Eugene you can keep talking you are my favorite well since the rapidly approaching prom is you know rapidly approaching what if we find Jack's rapid dat maybe he'll turn over
a new Leaf by us finding some love what do you think for the love of God stop saying M and give me a proper answer now we have to find someone to date him that might be difficult not a cop I've been mentally exploring our candidates and our fannies seem to be our best option you you know the fanes correct uh they sound familiar let me check my uh scrapbook you're an idiot not nice ps36 and A2 is a pretty normal school with pretty normal students we've already seen some of the classic archetypes
the nerd the bully the undercover cop who is painfully bad at concealing his identity but everybody just kind of plays along because they feel bad for him his life seems a bit sad he takes any slight win he can get the only cool teen stereotype missing is of course the three popular girls who all share the same name there's Fanny number one the leader of the group she's seemingly the most conniving of the three then there's Fanny number two mainly a follower of Fanny number one she seems like a
nice person who's just in the wrong crowd and then there's Fanny number three a bit of an enigma she's pretty quiet nobody really knows what's going on in her head oh so it's like Heathers wait no haven't seen the movie no me neither I just I listen to the musical I was meant to be you it's pretty good you should give it a okay shut up Jack STP is decently popular among AirHeads and ignores of the school I believe the only way a human female would possibly want be willing to make any sort of phy
sical contact with him would be to advance their social status and that's something the fan are very focused on and I say we talk to them one onone and gouge their interests do we do we have to they're kind of mean not aop if we pull this off we could singlehandedly in Jack threat reign of terror all right fine let's do this hey Fanny sorry to uh pull you from your lunch what do you degenerates want well that's not nice you two are the crossest guys in the school you're making me miss lunchtime
lunchtime is Bluey time you guys watch Bluey during lunch I may be a cynical popular girl but I have emotions too we'll be out of your hair in a second vny but first Jack strap what do you think of him they're fine I guess no the the student first name Jack last name St oh oh we want Jack to stop being a big mean horrible bully so we want we think that giving him a date to the rapidly approaching prom will soften him up altruistic but I'm not touching him with a 20ft pole fair enough try asking
Fanny her standards are lower I don't know I don't really like him that way trust me we get it nobody likes him in anyway what if we pay you $20 maybe 15 deal wait wait we were already going to give you $20 why not just take that well there's a game I want that's 15 bucks okay but you could just buy the game for $15 and spend the other five on something else like buy a different game or save it or give it to someone in need I've already got a lot going on I don't want to add any more complicatio
ns to my life you know what I understand I respect that 15 bucks it is but what are you waiting for you were the one who offered the money it this is all I have this is all I have for rest of the month give for the money looks like we don't have to talk to family number three maybe that's for the best yeah no yeah understandable so F number two is willing to go to the rapidly approaching PR with shck Strat but how are we going to get them together worry not my companion I have a plan well I for
one have full you guys I always been talking to you I wish we didn't have so many classes with this guy I don't know I just get the sense that he doesn't like me yeah that's right I could be wrong I just got that Vibe all right class um first of all Eugene Eugene as an extra credit assignment that he would like to show us today yeah so over the weekend I found a dead frog in my backyard I tampered with the microwave and got it to emit radiation directly into the Frog's heart sparking an electric
signal throughout its body offensively bringing it back to life for a short period of time until I turned my microwave off you brought a creature back from the dead that's that's incredible a 95 5% I defied God for a 95 whatever I didn't even need the grade how about this you do me a favor instead anything for you Eugene well actually do you think you good and make it settle I'll see what I can do all right class for this group project I'm going to sign you on to pairs um Eugene Eugene and not
a cop will be a pair and then Fanny one and Fanny 3 will be a pair and uh I think the best uh solution to this would be FY 2 and jockstrap that's the last pair all right class all right what about us Mr D chain ah who cares you're not main characters all right let's buyology this is physical science they're all kind of the same right so Jo I was thinking that's funny can I get the answers to the worksheet pretty please to be specific I was thinking about the rapidly approaching prom yeah I was t
hinking about how I'm failing this class and it's the middle of May and if I don't AG this worksheet I might not graditate now for the love of God what is the answer to question three what is the name of the famous scientist who gave us Newton's three laws of motion is it like George Washington be right [Music] don't I don't know what to tell you he's an idiot he just is he's an idiot what's with you why is your mouth all curved downwards like that I need guys talk to the rapidly approaching P b
ut he doesn't seem very interested in me are you really letting that guy get your bananas in a bunch hey dude how much you Dam to eat this dude's algebra homework no it's it's not like that I just I don't want them to take away my $15 all right Fanny if it'll stop your whining we'll get them to notice you you could just give me the $15 and I guess they could help us [Music] too imagine me and you I do I think about you day and night it's only right to think about the girl you love and hold her t
ight so happy together if I should call you up invest a dime and you say you belong to me my mind imagine how the world could be so very fine so happy [Music] together I can't see me loveing nobody but you for all my life when you're with me baby the skies will be blue for all my life me and you you and me no how they the dice Benny you and Jack have become tighter than two Adams in a coent bond boy oh boy does a montage and make wonders and hey working with you guys to manipulate emotions has m
ade me realize maybe you fannies aren't so bad you two are still ugly and dumb well that's just unnecessary if jock doesn't want to go to the rapidly approaching prom with you now he never will I think it's time to ask $15 here I come all right class I have some news to divulge the rapidly approaching prom is well the rate at which it approach roaches has come to a screeching halt it's cancelled what what the heck you five and jocker are the only ones who bought any tickets none of you guys were
interested in the formally rapidly approaching prom they all kind of just do their own thing in the background usually they're not even in every shot we actually like if you talk we have to pay you you guys are getting paid guys what are we going to do now our plan's ruined plan what plan uh uh uh uh what what what what plan you've got to be a terrible cop cop some pretty wild accusations flying around tell me what you fart Wards are talking about or I'll pum you both can you shut up of course
you're the victim here the biggest victim the only victim because there's always some way for you to twist it like that in your head I should be afraid of you stabbing me nobody in this stupid place has been anything but good to you since the moment you came to the city they tried to befriend you take care of you feed you be had far too much pride to accept any of that instead you chose to suffer you ate that stupid mushroom and we had to make sure it wasn't poisonous for you cradle you back to
health as you had your little nightmares and you know what I felt bad for you I'm sure it fills your heart with rage to hear it but we all felt bad for you as we watched you stand there with your jaw slack desperately trying to cough it back up because you are pathetic jockstrap and you've been doing a pretty horrible job at hiding it I'm pretty sure I have no idea what she's talking about yeah yeah me neither no she's right nothing more than a stupid bully huh to be honest the leading cause of
my bling is a feeling of isolation from my [Music] [Applause] peers but Fanny these past few days you made me feel like I'm not alone that's the first time I've ever felt that way really my mom left me when I was young and my father only ever taught me aggression but now I see there's more than that so I have one question to ask you yeah will you make me the happiest guy in the world and let me join the fannies huh I want to be Fanny number four I mean sure Fanny is that okay with you I mean I g
uess Fanny is that okay with [Music] you okay she's back to normal Chuck you're a fanny now thanks guys I'm sorry for bulying you all those years but now that I found a group that accepted me that's all over now if y'all will excuse me I got to go take a dump yay we did it not in the way we expected not at all but we did it yes for the love of God will you just stop being loud while we're having moments of self-actualization there's something I should tell you all I'm not really an undercover cu
p I've just been pretending because I thought it would make me seem cool that feels really good to get down actually finally finally you know I've been chasing you down since you were in diapers and I finally caught you wait what you see I actually am an undercover cop and you are under arrest for impersonating for for impersonating an officer of the law don't look at me like that that word's hard to say sorry I mean I I I I this can't be happening I I I plead the whatever Amendment it is that w
ould help me right now I please not a if you keep talking young man I'm going to give you detention Sor sorry sir thank you you going behind barers for a very very long time next we're going to be going over the layers of the earth remember we're going to have a quiz on the 26th I'm rolling stop roll I'm rolling rolling I'm rolling he doesn't really like Andrew tape it's just a video I swear just the rapidity of which it approaches is can't as come to a I hate this light I hate this so you guys
don't get it you guys don't get [Music] it that's good I think oh you were in Fr you were in frame for like a second oh my what's wrong with that guy what that was horrible okay say one two one two three what what oh we say what what she didn't like the rest you guys the camera keeps focusing on River that's because I'm a star okay what plan no one said anything about a plan scared but now that I found a group that accept me that's all over oh my go what am I do with [Music] this excuse me I'm s
orry hey don't hurt light bulb she's okay isn't it a light bulb light bulbs don't have genders it's just a light bulb it's an anim inanity wa that's so cool it's not it's actually [Music] not oh I was on sale for $5 now it's 20 you guys want to have a bab yeah sure sequel thanks so much for watching this video I know it was very different from the type of thing that I usually make but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless
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