From producer Tim Burton and replacement director Joel Schumacher comes a Batman movie that replaces the 80's gothic look of the first two with the ecstasy soaked fever dream of the mid-90's. Yup, this is definitely the worst movie I've seen 30 times Batman Forever After Tim Bburton made Batman cool for the main stream, then put too much kinky stuff in the sequel to sell kid's toys, Warner Bros. picked Joel Schumacher as the pariah-- err... director to push the franchise in a more family-friendl
y direction -Holy rusted metal, Batman!
-Uh? But hey! If this was the way we had to go through to get Nolan... take it away, Joel -Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
-I'll get drive-through. [sigh] Meet Val Kilmer's unique take on Batman He's not weird like Keaton, charming like Clooney, intimidating like Bale, swoll like Affleck, or emotional like a human. But he does contribute one major unique trait to the Batman legacy: His mouth is always open! I mean. bats do eat bugs...
I guess that's one way to catch'em Watch Batman face Two-Face: A man with the power of not being a threat half the time But there's also the onesy-wearing Riddler: Jim Carrey, at the height of his powers, brings the same manic energy he brings to his other roles Joygasm! Ssssssmokin'! while Tommy Lee Jones makes the horrible choice to bring the same manic energy as Jim Carrey ...aand meee!!!! Watch these two actors try to one-up each other on camera ...while the real drama was apparently going d
own off-screen -He got up and hugged me, and said 'I hate you. I really don't like you' Drill, as Batman faces his greatest danger yet, the only thing that can actually stop him for good: A therapist! Dr. Chase Meridian takes her place alongside Vicki Vale, as the latest Bat-girlfriend you'll never hear from again. She's got brains, brawn, and she's not using either of them Because all she does is perv out on a stranger in a rubber suit You ARE interesting Well, I wish I could say that my intere
st in you is... purely professional [many moans] My place. Mightnight I've imagined this moment since I first saw you. Your eyes. Your lips. Your body. Experience the Bat-family grow bigger with Chris O'Donnell's Robin, whose lame origin story of the Robin name I flew in like a Robin is still better than The Dark Knight Rises' -You should use you full name: Robin
-Thanks Witness a mid-twenties actor, who is best to play a cool teen, complete with cool motorcycle and learher jacket, giant 90s coo
l guy earring, and something no-one will ever make cool: Laundry Karate! Holy 'dry clean only', Batman! This makes me wanna drink some bleach! So, witness the begining of the end of the original Bat-quadrilogy that put nipples on the Batsuit, launched Akiva Goldsman's career, and cut out the insane sub-plot with the giant bat, but survives today by hanging on to its three redeeming qualities: The Thumbs-up .gif The epic Seal song And the fact that no matter what you have to say it's not as sh*tt
y as Batman & Robin [Ka-ching] Never leave the cave without it Starring Hello, Reddit! I am actor and artist Val Kilmer. AMA! A chewed up Starburst! Jim Carries the movie Dr. Girlfriend The Adult Wonder Didn't sign up for this The world's craziest Laser Tag arena The "Batman! Yeah!" guy Batman! Yeah! The "Boiling acid!" guy Oh, no! It's boiling acid! and What's that, girl? Batman fell down a well? [bark] Batman Begins
...to suck Did anyone notice Two-Face's lair only works if he is facing one di
rection? Do they have to rearrange the furniture when he turns around?
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I remember going to Blockbuster and asking them if I could rent out “Batman Forever.” They replied, “No, you have to bring it back in a couple of days...”
"Jim carries the movie" was the reason I watched this film so much as a kid.
"... and cut out the insane sub-plot with a giant bat" .......... the... the what?
Nicole Kidman was so incredibly beautiful in this that she almost makes up for the rest of the movie.
4:26 "OH, NO, IT'S BOILING ACID!!" xDD that was one of the funniest lines in the film. And of course, Nicole Kidman was hotttt af in this one, who could resist that from 2:32-2:56? lol she got Batman all worked up lol
To be fair to Val Kilmirs open mouth, I don't think he could breathe out his nose in that outfit.
I forgot how pretty Nicole Kidman was. Have mercy.
"... definitely the worst movie I've seen 30 times." Same, buddy. Same. 🦇
Say, "This is my Epic Voice Credit Card, I never leave the Epic Voice Cave without it."
"Too much kinky stuff in the sequel..." which I loved even as a kid. That's why Returns is my favorite. Nothing wrong with two consenting adults who dress up in animal themed costumes at night and dive off buildings, it's a perfectly healthy relationship to me.
I think the "Batman, Yeah!" Guy & the "Oh No, It's Boiling Acid!" Guy may be the same character, if not the same actor...
“His mouth is always open” IM CRYING XD
Also the boiling acid guy deserves an Oscar.
DC: "We never thanked you for saving the Batman franchise." Christopher Nolan: "And you'll never have to."
The whole boiling acid moment had me dying of laughter OMG
4:31 “Batman Begins To Suck.” Lol that had me going 😂
PLEASE SAY: "OH NO! IT'S BOILING ACID"!
can't wait for them to rip apart The Emoji Movie
He was right, Nicole Kidman was a total pervert in this movie lol
Not gonna lie, I'm still digging that Seal song after all these years. "Kiss From a Rose" is quite beautiful.