Honest Trailers - The Oscars (2018)

It's time once again for the Oscars Hollywood's annual award show for the best films released between late November and late December Only one of these nine films will win the coveted title of best picture unless the guy in charge of the result screws up because he was on his phone backstage And they accidentally give it to someone else. There's a mistake. This is not a joke. Moonlight has won best picture. Best Oscars ever! Here are your nominees: You've seen Dunkirk's breathless portrayal of h

eroism in the face of death; Now prepare for a movie about all the talking that was going on at the same time Would you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! and get ready to see Gary Oldman acting like you've never seen him before In a fat suit! Hey, I'll take wearing a fat suit to win an Oscar over eating a bison liver or something really bad like being Casey Affleck Grumpy Old Man. From visionary director Guillermo del Toro who's contractually obligated to be credited as visionary

director Guillermo Del Toro comes a love story between a woman and the fish prisoner in her lab ... which sounds creepy when you strip the art away from it, but trust me: in the context of the story you will totally be okay with this woman having sex with a fish man. It's actually a really beautiful story about finding your voice and- oh man. This is gonna be known as the fish banging movie. Isn't it? The FISH BANGING MOVIE Set during the great Italian shirt shortage of 1983 Comes a touching ro

mance between this grown man, and this seventeen-year-old Which also sounds creepy when you strip the art away from it. In this film full of lush cinematography, moving performances and groundbreaking visual effects that removed Armie Hammer's balls from his short shorts critics are saying it's visually stunning transcendent, and one of the most mesmerizing films of the year while the Peach Farmers Association is saying: "That's not why we grow them... but hey! You do you! Loheta! In the sleepin

g town of Ebbing,Missouri one wronged mother will right injustice the only way she knows how: LOCAL. ADVERTISING. In a film with such powerful performances you'll stop referring to Sam Rockwell as "that guy" and start referring to him as... "That guy! You know, from Three Billboards?" What...Three Racists Inside Ebbing Missouri You've seen him play historical figures, obsessed madmen, and Hawkeye! No, not that one. The Last of The Mohicans guy. That's the one! Now, witness Daniel Day-Lewis's stu

nning farewell performance as an obsessed craftsman who has trouble separating his art from his personal life. ...so, Daniel Day-Lewis? some actor! Method Man... From Greta Gerwig, the talented actor/director so indie you've definitely pretended to know about her already, comes a note perfect coming-of-age story about the most difficult challenge a teenager can face: having to grow up in Sacramento. I wanna go where culture is like New York. who has such a tough time navigating her friendships,

boyfriends and family you'll almost forgive her for defending Crash by the Dave Matthews Band. I fucking hate this song. I love it. Ah, who am I to talk? I listened to Papa Roach in high school. Put a Bird on it From the best director of all time ... according to every anonymous online metric comes a WW2 story so visually beautiful, so clinically brutal, and so needlessly out of sequence it could only be made by Christopher Nolan Not everything has to be a puzzle box Chris! Saving lots of privat

es. From two-time Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg, the Academy award-winning writer of Spotlight, two-time Academy Award winner Tom Hanks, and twenty-one time Academy Award nominee Meryl Streep comes a timely movie about the media resisting an unpopular Republican president! In a film so calculated to win Oscars they may as well have just put "Academy Award nominee" in the title. Academy Award nominee The Post From the production company that's gone from the Teen Choice Awards to

the Academy Awards, Comes the directing debut of the player formerly known as Mouse Cop. In a horror thriller that holds a mirror up to smug affluent white progressives In other words... the Academy? Well, it's an honor just to be nominated, right guys? Let the White Ones in Starring The following comic book movies that nerds think were snubbed and the categories they should have been nominated for Thor Ragnarok For best Goldblum Wonder Woman for best two thirds of a movie Justice League for be

st picture but only the Snyder cut Logan Man with all the sexual harassment exposed this year This is gonna be a really sensitive emotional ceremony. Take it away, host of the main show! Are you guys excited about seeing a few girls jump on trampolines?