this game is so [ __ ] loud also it says horror like when I I once again of course I got bored and I went on Steam and I went through the discovery queue and I saw oo cool horror game let me see this and then I liked and I was like oo let's play it oh it's free even better anyway it says horror it's the tap tap top tag for the game but then look in genre and it's just action so I'm going to classify it as horror and you cannot tell me otherwise because you all suck also I am going twitch would l
ike to find and connect your devices on your local network [ __ ] off anyways sorry I need to get my [ __ ] situated because once again I did not plan beforeand and I just hit start streaming watch this game like completely lag out my computer as well just like all the other games I've played in the past it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine can you even hear can you hear the game watch this game like completely I don't care medium this this game is so [ __ ] loud I can't tell if like it's jus
t loud in my headset or loud overall why is a clock ticking oh I don't know if I like it or if I'm just used to it but I do know this is there a story to this because I just kind of saw a cool Fun Shoot Monster game and I really don't care enough to look at the story better and angry all the time just way at you I really don't care I really don't care guess we're gonna get a intro I'm not g to judge the game came out in 2013 right the game came out in 2013 I can't say or judge bully ma that's su
ch a [ __ ] weird thing to shout out of excitement hi hello how are you I have not seen you in a while to be fair I have not streamed much but hi I'm playing a game I know I'm so very can I skip this apparently I could okay okay last time you were here I played a lot of Minecraft um still do just got wait what waiting for my phone to be ready to board how are you I'm all right playing a can I do anything are there like I didn't just do that it's fine why am I so so fat I guess I have to go to th
e X do I have to take picture oh I hate you that one didn't show anything that's a door this is that's a dead body that's also nothing that's a vent also nothing fun last time I was here my twitch was giving me proper notifications okay well now I'm in nothing no I keep like scaring myself sorry can I okay do I just oh sweet that was cool I like that I don't like how I can never figure out where these X's are hello is it just a hallway I walk down whoa okay wait let me orientate myself and then
just walk yeah I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing am I supposed to go in there cuz I don't can I crouch oh I can Crouch oh there we go I he really does hate me okay I can't take something um okay this is weird I was in for an impression that I would just be shooting at [Applause] monsters okay what the [ __ ] was that I'm dead in an alley oh no I'm alive in an alley how did I get here oh plane I read phone the first time that makes a lot more sense plane good luck I hate planes I really
hate so good luck with that I will see you bye-bye thank you for stopping in I haven't seen you in forever holy [ __ ] o I have a knife yeah plane makes a lot more sense than phone can I still Crouch I can still Crouch very very loudly oh I have like a jump bar I can't jump much I guess can I overexert myself or do I just start panting I just start panting if I have a low bar I guess stab stab sauce sweet sweet creepy Alleyway oh I have a phone come home as soon as possible it's getting dark um
oh I can use my phone as a flashlight or just punch okay um can I call my mom e f no notes why do I have a notebook if I can't use it that's stupid um easy to handle but rather weak when ineffective range B screen can be accessed by selecting oh one how do I get out of this how I just took a picture I'm so confused quip I guess I'm so confused too and then aha is that a creepy person up there or just a really weirdly placed light oh come on I could totally get up there I could totally jump that
that's stupid oh do I not get my energy back oh no I'm getting my energy back I'm fine okay I'm going to use the flashlight because I am a [ __ ] I thought that trash can was like an alien or something am I going to get jumped I feel like I'm going to get jumped hey man I don't like like that it just told me how a Sprint I can't open it strange there's no lock oh God okay why am I crouching so help me okay I need to figure out a code I'm going to assume it's further down the hallway B find a coa
t yeah I figured that out thanks oh off to my death I go I guess paint Ranch R why are my footsteps so [ __ ] loud yeah I don't think the code of the padlock is out here bye shter is closed I don't want to budge I can't use it I can't search the traft can or anything is there somewhere here I could have gone I don't think so no okay just started the game and I'm already confused let's go good start can I Brute Force the path lock maybe okay it's fine and none of the doors will [Music] budge wher
e am I great well well up there is definitely where I meant to go so I'm going to go everywhere but that okay [ __ ] you completely and utterly [ __ ] you or am I supposed to go there I don't know I'm going to go up the scary I can't Sprint jump that's stupid look now you wasted your energy you dumb [ __ ] sorry why do you breathe so loud this game is so this game said it was overwhelmingly positive I don't see anything positive about this I'm just gonna yeah I figured that out a while ago thank
s to activate your light mobile light does not require batteries oh thank you Jesus a dim light will shine through your bag wait what huh oh cool um I'd rather keep my light out though so I'm just going to jump around this corner all right something will jump at me once I go through this door and I'm going to far for it and cry no I don't need this right now I don't need any of this right now but I'm choosing to play a hor game because I'm a [ __ ] masochist oh there's spatial sound okay I just
need a code is that blood on the wall down there there's a lot of graffiti here I have to take one year for my sanity just why are there so many lions lion door handles okay I'm disoriented that's where I came from can I fit in there no I am not going up there no way and this is the other hallway I guess what are these lion door hinges is am I supposed to be finding like a puzzle within the lion door hinges or something I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand
I am so confused okay I guess I have to go up the stary scary staircase can I pick up the coke bottle I cannot pick up the Poke bottle what are the point of all these Lions I don't understand oh great now I'm in an open area where anything can attack [Music] me [Music] I don't like that clock I don't like the clock I don't like the clock I don't like the [Music] clock did I not update the [ __ ] how far in the Stream did it take me to notice that how far into 20 minutes took me 20 minutes to rea
lize that the information was not correct okay whatever whatever it's fine whatever I hate hello stuck are we sure this isn't a puzzle game because this is [ __ ] weird I'm going to get like 50 minutes into the game and then it's going to give me the code to the padlock that's what's going to happen Okay I feel like I shouldn't be exploring these people's houses but damn 14 I don't understand this game it was supposed to be I saw a gun in the trailer and I saw dark spaces and I saw a creature so
I figured it would be kind of like seven days to die kind of [ __ ] where you like shoot the monsters try to survive but no it's turned into a puzzle game game why are there so many okay um hello I'm so confused last plant can I do anything Paige Jill and David I guess that's the username what's the password Jill and David what's your password Jill EA 45 sweet Jill and David E e 45 I can do that did I type jillen David wrong Jill and maybe it was an David 45 what that was literally correct Jill
and David okay ea4 five okay why would EA 45 be your username though that's so weird yikes somebody just walked around in the house 3697 that's the code we can go back do this who why oh the door's open fantastic wow would you look at that um I'm not afraid to stab you I also don't remember the way back at all I think it's this way I don't know it is this way what was it again 3697 3897 3697 I don't know why did I have to go all the way over there for a passcode that's so weird why would your p
asscode be I don't like how it had like buffer but whatever it's [Music] fine three six 9 s sweet what hores am I going to why is it always a basement why is it always a creepy ass basement does the light stay the same I don't think it does it doesn't for me you can put up to three items in your quick slot what other item would I use was I supposed to found a gun or something and can save your life I will immediately quit this game if I get scared by the way I will something's going to pop up so
mething's going to pop up and I'm G to [ __ ] scream I don't like this who is my knife one is my phone who is my knife one is oh there was a person there I didn't see that okay I was supposed to get scared by that sorry I was kind of distracted I'm not going to follow the dude right I'm going to go in any other direction except this looks like there's meant to be a door here but there's not and that trips me out I don't like that okay uh walk around the corner there's a person in the door ah goi
ng to go follow him because that's a smart idea look to the right ah oh thank you I think I guess why is it blinking red what's this doing here looks like an old tape recorder I should be able to record my thoughts and experience here saved games oh my goodness I can save the tape can only be used five times that's [ __ ] stupid what why are you telling me that okay there's heavy breathing in my ear I just say it's fine am I supposed to be seeing a black screen right now cuz that's oh is that bl
ood on the floor oh no Christ it looks like it how the [ __ ] did I even get here watch out behind you zombie die [ __ ] die [ __ ] die [ __ ] why are you not dying what the hell who was he zombie I got to call police uh your phone is not going to work if it worked you would have called your mom by now no service damn it signal why did he just disappear oh I can do wield can I swap hands okay I guess it's only in my left hand whatever once why would I want to go down there which way did I come f
rom this way I think so yeah I came from here so I have to go down the ladder fun why can't I loot the body though that's stupid oh there was a glowing red thing was I supposed to get that go back up hello go back up there's a glowing red thing syringe okay now you can go is there like a strategy to get about this I feel like there should be one dose of morphine restores Health but too much can be dangerous use it this is strong stuff all right e why do you move like that why do you move like th
at I don't like how you move I don't like how you move I don't like how you move give me your Hammer I want your Hammer give me I want your Hammer okay well um yon this s for leaf whatever um oh [Music] no whatever come here can you how can you hit me from that far that's stupid can I have your Hammer please whatever why can't I have your Hammer that's so annoying jump scare at the top of the ladder oh no but there's a take reporter I can only save five times can I like okay whatever creepy fan
double tap directional keys or hold alt to why would you tell me that now why would you tell me that after I fought three zombies but not before that would have been [ __ ] helpful oh [Music] no how come you can hit me from so far away that's so stupid I'm gonna die here because of you [ __ ] po can I have your Hammer did I use my syringe I did I'm just going to die so I can [Music] restart hello kill me thank you Game Over oh no whatever will I do you got the switch blade so Alt okay hello why
can't I take your Hammer afterwards though that that's so I should be able to do that okay and you come here right here thank you ow [ __ ] okay I can't see [ __ ] but but whatever I guess hello any zombies want to come over no okay at this point I should just you [ __ ] [ __ ] you this is why I should have a proper flashlight because I cannot see opacities oh I guess I just opened that gate I was smacking at yeah I'm ouch what's the objective of this again couldn't I press B for like objectives
that's stupid whatever cool um help me please help they are coming I'm inside the apartment hurry how do you have my number that is obviously a trap and it looks like the same [ __ ] number that texted you before look to the right dude this is how you die am I supposed to be crouching while doing this why are you making me do parkour that's so [ __ ] thank you how I don't I don't [Music] understand what am I supposed to do can I jump up on the I could totally jump up there oh my God oh my God t
hat fit is fantastic oh my God that fit is T it looks like I have to go over there but how do I go over shut up you're fine why do I always rage quit on horror games like you think I would leave because I got scared but no I leave because I'm incompetent and I immediately think if I am not good at this game then I can't play it oh hello I'm here to help because I'm so smart and I know this isn't going to be a trap to like kidnap me or something there's totally going to be somebody here that want
s my help this place doesn't feel right maybe because the apartment building has a brade of furniture help the person on the fourth floor I cannot read that they say curiosity killed the cat three little kitties played in the park said the first Kitty let's go home before it gets dark the first two went on their merry way home the third stayed playing all alone come here little child come to me the bushes whispered softly they say curiosity killed the cat okay the cat died by going to a bush tha
t said come here that's its own [ __ ] fault it's stupid I feel like I should be going straight to the first floor but I'm not so o yeah I can override the saves I think yeah I can override the saves all right that's fine um well you're going to definitely ew what is that ew what why does it like that I don't like that why is it like that ew ew can I have your knives at least oh you're a child for you um these Coke bottles are like so high res compared to the rest of the game you think you'd be
able to like pick them up and drink them for energy or something but no they're just Coke bottles why would I want to go down down a floor supposed to go to the fourth floor right watch the fourth floor be miraculously locked do I have to go up a floor and then go down or morphine no I guess I just have to go to the third [Music] floor okay I have to go down a floor that doesn't make any sense I feel like oh why are there children and why do they have knives get away get a get a get away stab yo
urself at least it gives me like full health you know I should be able to steal your knives I should be able to loot them that's stupid that I can't whatever oh my God that is fantastic who's crying I heard somebody crying are you in live in here are you going to kill me oh something broke somebody's in here and I bet you when I look at this note those little kids are so cute they look so lovely I just want to touch them that's why I have to kill them is was there like a child murder or somethin
g is that why there's so many dead kids the [ __ ] is this oh I didn't mean to do that um I'm going to open this door what the [ __ ] wasn't I taking pictures in the beginning of the game ew oh I was looking at the pictures so hold on can I pick up is that say tasted bad you ate them why is there a collection of toilets come and play [Music] 3rd of November collection 1 collection 4 28th January 4th tasted bed rotted too quickly slowest slowest death yet 3rd of June which one's this house I mean
well not this is there any where I like was in the house and then the kid came at me alive like he was dead is it this one I think it was this one like the one where the kid was surrounded in trash and then came alive and attacked me I don't like this game that much I'm just going to say it the [ __ ] was that for dude oh lovely now he's gone um I don't really like this apartment just leave neighbor across oh no I I didn't want this one oh my God that fit is fantastic oh my God that fit is no y
ou then okay well I have the key oh my god oh wait I could just press tab again I'm so smart why are your lights switches wonky there's a child in there I see a child a murder child to be with knives come here murder [Music] child ow murder child murder child murder child ow why is there a hole in your wall murder Child come on I just need to thank you why is there a hole in your wall what the [ __ ] why am I taking damage from walking what is this can I pick up the coffee cup excuse me coming t
hrough ah why were you under the bed you're [ __ ] weird you're [ __ ] weird why were you under the bed why were you under the bed I'm going to die I'm going to die um I'll be right back just give me a second
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