Huh? W-...where am I?
Hotel OJ? Woah, who are you?
Cool teleportation power! I’m MePhone4.
And thanks, but uhhh, I was TRYING to teleport back to season 2. Well I’m Two, and this IS my season, so
I guess you made it! Welcome to TPOT! No I mean, MY season two. I’ve gotta get back to it now that I’ve finished season 3. Wait, season 3 THEN season 2?
Saving the best for last, eh? It’s a…long story… Aw, don’t worry buddy, I’m sure you’ll get the hang of teleporting in no
time! Your name’s MePho
ne FOUR, you said? Well any friend of Four’s is a friend of mine! I am NOT your friend. I’d be happy to help see you to your destination! Gee, really? Thanks!
I think I’m ready to give it another shot. Hold on tight! Ugh, I messed it up again…
where are we now? Big Apple. Oh, we’re in New York City? No, over there. Wait, what’s New York City mean? WOAH!
Apple, when did you get so big? How long was I gone…? New York City means EVERYTHING!
Pizza pies, Broadway shows, Central Park, and there’s n
owhere better on Earth to get a bagel! Hey wait, I-I’m not a bagel! Yeah, I’ll say you’re not.
You need some schmear! Wait, NO! AAAAAA!!! Get back here, you!
Ugh, I cannot believe this un-schmeared schlemiel is making me schlep! Um, what language is that? Ooh, those bagels DO look good.
Wanna stop for a bite? Nah, one minute in New York and I’m
already exhausted. Lemme try this again… [DRAMATIC STING] Hmm, where are we now? Oh, this is LA! We better keep a low profile… In Hollywood, stars li
ke us can barely
go anywhere without being mobbed by adoring fans! Uh, no offense MePhone, but I’m not sure
that’s something YOU have to worry about. Oh my stars, is that MePhone 4?? Ha! See, Two?
I got recognized! I thought I made it clear that you could
NEVER work in this town again! Uhhhh… It’s cool, he’s with me. Oh my Academy, you’re Two! I’m a HUGE fan! Please, you HAVE to come leave your mark at the Chinese Theatre! It’s where all the
biggest celebrities leave their legacies! LOSER!
LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! Agh, HELP me!
Why is no one paying attention to ME anymore?? I’m flattered, but I think I’ll pass.
It seems a bit shallow. Oh no, IT’S DEEP!!! Like my music... So, you wanna catch a movie or something? No, I NEED to get back to season 2! We have to keep moving. [DRAMATIC STING] Ugh, what is THIS?
It’s so humid… …wait, where’s Two? Two: ON YOUR LEFT! WOOOOHOOOO!!! Where are we? We’re in Florida, the Theme Park Capital
of the World! So much fun and excitement, leisure and
amusement for days
and days! Look, there’s even a giant Golf Ball over there! Isn’t that the Epcot Ball? Some malicious Malus domestica made off
with my Growth Ray! Have you seen it? Sorry Golf Ball, we’re too busy
having FUN! Woohoo, hahahaaaa! Come on MePhone, put your arms up like this– Two, there’s no time! I’ve already spent SO long procrastinating and distracting
myself, I-- I can’t put this off anymore! Woah woah woah, hold the you for a sec. Look, if it’s that important to you, I can
snap my fingers and put you back where you belong lickety split. What? You could do that this whole time?? Sure, but this isn’t about that. Honestly, what good are you going to be to your contestants if you’re too stressed to take care
of yourSELF? You JUST finished hosting a season, you deserve a minute to relax and celebrate! But they’ve been waiting for so long– So let them wait a bit longer.
Take a second to stop, look around, and appreciate where you are before you keep going. Will you t
ry that with me, MePhone? Well… …all right… [LAUGHTER] Ah…So, how do you feel? I feel like a new phone! Who dis? [LAUGHTER] But seriously, I feel a lot better.
I think I really needed that. And I think…I’m really ready to go back now. Glad to hear it!
Want me to snap you back? No, I think I got it this time. I can
feel it. Thanks for everything, Two! You got it, buddy! [DRAMATIC STING] Oh, uh.
Hello there. Do I know y- [SNARLING] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA– [CHANTING]: Meetup! Meetup! Meetup! Meetup
! Meetup! [DRAMATIC STING] [SCREAMING] Woah guys, stop screaming! It's time to be quiet, because we have to listen to what those guys have to say! Yes, we're really excited to be here to announce the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity 2024 Tour! Woohoo! We're gonna be selling tickets at two different tiers: $35 for regular admission, and then $75 for V.I.P. BOTH tiers are gonna be followed by Q&A after the screening. Yes, and we're going from two cities to not three, not four, not five, but SIX differe
nt cities, which is pretty cool! And we're really excited to announce that one of the episodes that we're going to be showing during the tour is Inanimate Insanity Season 2, Episode 15! So season 2 is coming back, after a nearly 4-year hiatus. So if you wanna be one of the first people to see it, you gotta come to the tour! Don't miss it! For the first three cities, we'll be premiering a TPOT episode. And then for the next three cities, we'll be premiering a BFDIA episode. We'll also be selling
never-before-seen merch, such as this Evil Leafy plush! BM! And the "Pin" pin! BM! So where are we going? We're gonna be starting in New York City on June 29th and June 30th. Next we're gonna be heading over to Houston, Texas on July 6th. Then we're gonna go to Seattle, Washington on July 13th and 14th. After that, headed to Los Angeles, California on July 20th and 21st. Then we're going to Chicago, Illinois on July 27th. And then we're wrapping up in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on August 3rd and 4
th! So what are you waiting for? Buy your tickets now! Link in the description! [DRAMATIC STING]
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