(electronic transitional tones) I try to be open-minded
so I can be understanding of people's perspective,
because that's important, 'cause sometimes you will be less mad if you understand that
person's perspective, you know? Like for example, I'm a straight guy. I like all the breastestes.
(audience laughing) - Yeah, I like the small
ones, the big ones, the left one, and the right one. (audience laughing) - They're not equal, 'cause one of 'em is always
like, "Where you looking?" (audience laug
hing)
- But I like all of them, and I love the big ones, but
I also love the small ones. Sometimes people hate on the
small ones, one sad "yay" (audience laughing) - This is how you make them feel. Love the small ones! I have a wife, I told you, she's real, and she's got the small ones, and I love it, because guess what? If there's an apocalypse
and the zombie's coming, she is ready.
(audience laughing) - She is aerodynamic.
(audience laughing) She's not gonna say sh*t like,
"Oh, f*ck, my back h
urts." (audience laughing) - Yeah, the big tittle
girls is getting eaten by the zombies. (audience laughing)
- Not my wife! She is away from the zombies! (audience laughing) My point is I'm a straight guy, and but sometimes, I
want to be open-minded, and so I think to myself, "How do I know I'm not a little bit gay?" Because I never think
that, I never think that. So I want to think about it, because I have a friend who's bi, and I'm not bi curious, but
I am curious about the bi. It's a little b
it different.
(audience laughing) - Just to see how it works. But I went to my friend
who is very masculine, which is the wrong decision to do. I was like, "Bro, how do
you know you're not gay?" And he was like, "Bro,
you should just know." I'm like, "Yeah," but I'm like, "How do you know you don't like something if you've never tried it?" He's like, "Bro, you're gay."
(audience laughing) - "You're 100 percent, full gay." I'm like, "You're not listening to me, and that's a problem!"
(audience la
ughing) - How do you know you don't like something if you never tried it? To me, it's like oysters. Nobody's seen the oyster
for the very first time and was like, "Oh my gosh,
this looks appetizing!" (audience laughing) "Let's eat this goo in the rock." (audience laughing)
Nobody. We only started to eat oysters because we saw other people do it and we're like "Oh my gosh, they look like they're
having so much fun." Right?
Yeah. And that's why I put my finger
up my ass a couple times. (audience l
aughing) Because I'm open-minded.
(audience laughing) Now this part of the joke,
all the black people. (audience laughing) "That's f*cking gay, dude!" I'm just trying to be open-minded. Thanks you guys, I've been Jason Cheny You guys have been a fun crowd! (audience laughing) (electronic transitional tones)
Comments
I love Jason every time he appears on chocolate sundaes.
Love Jason's unique humor, always delivers! 😂😘👏
Bruh where has this guy been all my life. Just went to check out some of his other work and bro is HILARIOUS lmaooo
Funny as f#ck 🤣🤣🤣 This is wat comedy is missing telling these jokes without someone getting offended 👏🏾🤣🤣
He's funny in a unique way😂
I love his “peanut butter bullet sandwich” joke from another clip.
He said he was “curious about the Bi“ that was hilarious on a few different levels
Dude is funny as hell
Dude is a genius, funniest 2 minutes of my life
Hahahaha. I love this guy!
He got 'em good with that last bit.
He is always good!!!!!!!!!!
The FINGER test 😂😂😂
always NAILING IT!!!
What a Schrodinger cat-type situation ... 😂😂😂
He never mentions how that finger test went 😂
never saw him but i gotta see a full set!
He's funny!!😂😂😂
Was so happy to see a new Jason video!
Why’d he call my people out at the end 😂😂😂