How to NOT Host a Game Day Party

ah the Euro Cup I have been around for a few of  these and if there is one thing I learned now is the time to get ready you heard me it is time to  get ready for one of the greatest sporting events on Earth with these Hot Tips you will be the life  of the party piece of resistance the Ronaldo of the living room to start you got to to train for  the Euro Cup like an athlete no not like running laps you have to practice your goal cele ations  penalty shootouts against your cat of course and well y

es maybe do a bit of Sprints to the fridge  during halftime for a cold brew you need to get your liver in the right shape too I know what  you're thinking and yes you can call this a workout number two start slow cooking meatballs  now nope it is not too soon work on your Shak ter and pulled pork nachos taste test everything there  is no such thing as not enough room you're doing this for the double three you should geek out a  bit too practice daily research and rehearsals to perfect your rende

r of national anthems chants  and team songs endless friends neighbors and pets as an audience if they understand half of what you  say smile and sway their heads one way or another you nailed it next try a bit of ref roleplay  some of you here role play and your heads go straight to the gutter well pick yourself up and  practice your best referee moves in front of the mirror Master the art of dramatic card displays  and use household items as Flags while you blow your whistle you have taken it

too far when  you hold your cat up by the tail ah and just improvise V AR decisions it's your home field  it's your rules for fourth get borderline OCD and develop a repertoire of absurd superstitions  lucky socks pregame rituals and a collection of talismans are mandatory convince yourself that  your actions directly impact the outcome of each game it's science right lastly impress friends  with an arsenal of soccer related phrases in multiple languages go beyond basic and learn  how to trash t

alk with a touch of international flare it's the linguis key to dominating urup  banter it's about turning your living room into the epicenter of football Madness time to turn it  on Sports Fan oh and time to subscribe thank you