(Narrator) That is my main man, Derek, Derek got bills up the
ass and he can't pay them. Check this out! We can expect payment any time? We can expect payment any time? But that shit won't be today! (Narrator) Derek has
some built up frustrations, probably resulting from his upbringing. Poor guy! Daddy! Shut up boy! Vivica why you got on my shirt. Vivica I'm tired of your naggin' ass! I'm gone! What do you mean you gone? I'm leaving! You can have the house, the
kids, the furniture. I'm gone! You
always talk about you leaving
Damon, then go, get on then. I'm Gettin'! You know what? There is one thing that I... Naw boy, it ain't you, move! Move! Come Here Baby, Come
Here! (Dog Barking Sounds) Daddy!! You know, you ain't shit, Damon! I hope you live a miserable
life, you evil bastard! Daddy!!! (Narrator) Man! That
was the cold is right there, but that is just half of
the story for Derek Yall. Yeah yeah yeah like
like... You can't hurt me! You can't fade me! You ain't hard girl. You aint s
carry, (sheesh)
I'm about to killem'. You don't even know. I've been writting. All right. I don't give a damn if you
was my sister's name Sherry... Hittin' like Bruce Lee
fist full of fury. Errauh!!! Pftftftftfft! (Narrator) Derek Got Ryhmes. But seriously, who wants to listen to an album about a dude getting
his ass wooped by his sister? (Narrator) That is the homie A-Twizzle. He thinks he is God's blessing to all
women throughout the freaking galaxy. From the looks of it, he done
convinced thi
s chic he is also. Come here you little cublet! Let me buy you a drink! Let me take you home with me. My Husband is gone for the week! Uh urrgh..! OK! You seen my bra? Naw I ain't seen it... I ain't seen it since I took it
off with my teeth last night. Ha Ha! (Chuckles) But I'm going to look for it though. Hey There you go... Now give your man a kiss
so I can get outta here girl. (Narrator) Damn huh huh
huh what a gentleman yall! He didn't have to help her find her bra. I'm just saying he didn't
. (Narrator) This sad, sap is Danny... Now Danny has a situation
that is most guys nightmare. Forget a horror flick, a chick like
that is one of the scariest things to deal with on God's green earth. (Gasp) Your son is crying, why don't you
get up and see what's wrong with him? You know I was sleeping, and why would you
plug my nose up like that? Because I can, and I knew you would get up, once you felt yo ass about to die! (Narrator) And what is really messed
up, this fool might not even be the
daddy, but his coochie whooped ass
won't even get a DNA test to find out. Damn shame yall! damn shame! (Narrator) That pathetic soul
right there is me! I am L-roy. I'm 27 years old, still living
with moms and dealing with her smelling like bengay! Missed me ma! Why are
you always messing with me? You know I'm concentrating on the game! Because you don't do nothing you
lazy pickle headed lookin' bastard. Just made me lose the game mom. Boy! watch out boy I'm yo oi! Boy awe arg Oooooooh get
yo bo
y no no no I'm yo mama! Get off me! Fool! Huh! Now Take this list. Go to the store! And get me some chicken, and don't you give me
that organic crap either!? (Narrator) As you can see,
me and the hommies aren't exactly shinin' stars at
this point in our lives... (Narrator) Derek's mortgage
company, Trust US bank, those greedy bastards
slogan is if you only pay us partial payments, you can
only use part of the house. (Construction Noises) Damn! I can't take this shit man! I need some weed, I need
some drank, I need some women, or a house where I can
use the fucking kitchen. (Narrator) I know what you
thinkin', that is some evil shit! I'm not going to lie though, it's kind of funny in a sick way! I can't believe you cheatin' on me! Coming over here with hickies on yo neck! Get yo ass... Liar! Fruit!?! (Cricket sounds) Get out my house! (Narrator) There goes his meal
ticket, she was caked up too! (Woman) lose my number. (Narrator) That's Tony,
Derek's boss! He's cool! If I ever worked a j
ob, I
would want a boss like that! Tony is a big old school hip hop guy. I think he is still mentally in
the nineties most of the time. Too bad his music career
never really took off for him. But his insurance company is one
of the most successful in this city. (Narrator) That is Jasmine. Derek has been wantin' that for two years? I can't blame him, though... And there is, Chris. He's just a hatin' ass window licker! I'll tell you more about him later. Hello, this Chris. How may I help you? Nah
nah na nah na nah... Derek isn't in yet, I think he got a case of crabs so, he won't be in til late r, but I can help you. (Narrator) Derek is lost a lot
of business because of Chris always doing something to
scare away Derek's customers. There is no level of low Chris
won't stoop to sabotage Derek. Whatup Tone got them donuts! You got them glazed (yay e yay!) You know how the brothas'
feel about them glazed donuts! Yo whats up with the
retro nineties clothes man? Oh, that's my favorite time per
iod. Best times in my life. Really? Hell yeah! Fasho! It was the times when it was all about art. (Mm hmm). It wasn't about this money
and all this materialistic shit. Yeah, I feel ya I'm going through
some stuff with the music right now trying to figure it out, you know? Well, you've got to stop rappin'
about yo sister whoopin yo ass first because nobody want to hear that! I'm working on it. I guess I got some stuff I
got to overcome, you know? (Cricket Sounds) I'mma get back over here. You wan
t any more of these doughnuts dude?
You good? All right. Appreciate you man. Alright hanks for the doughnuts man Hey Derek! Can I get a donut? You can have whatever you want gorgeous! Thought you knew that! Oh... Whats up Chris!? Yo! You stick your hand in my donut box, and the only thing you
can come up with is Yo? Look hommie you might
have everybody else fooled but I can see right through you. What can you see, Chris? You just try to be nice
by bringing in donuts so you can get Jasmine to lik
e you. And you aint got nothin
better do it than to hate on me for bringing in the donuts
in you eating on right now! They aint even that good by the way! I like the donut shop up the street better! (pft) First you stealin' my
clients from behind my back. Now you fucking donut hater. Also, who hates on donuts? Donuts good Chris you Trippin. Yeah. Like I said, that don't mean you going
to get Jasmine like you. She needs to get with a real man... Like me! You Know I only date
established guys Chri
s. Plus I know how much Y'all make. That ain't going to work for me. You work here too! Exactly. But I'm trying to upgrade. You are cute, though, Derek. I will give you that. Well, thank you. I... I do what I can do. You know? If you ever get more
established, Derek, give me holla. I just might let you get a crack at this. Oh, my God. Like I said, Derek you wastin' your time homie. Least she said, I was cute. She aint' say nothing about you
getn' a run at her, did she! Well..exactly. Well.. Exac
tly! Let me tell you why. Well, why don't you
tell me Mr. know it all? I told her your secrets. I know all about you big boy. What are you talking about? I did a background check on you? I want to know why you was so mentally messed up in the head. You just wolfing, you
ain't got nothing on me. Oh, really? Hey! (Mockingly Whispering) ...Yeah! (Stomping and Slamming) (Narrator) Here's the story on why Chris is so emotionally
broken up right now. There, Chris is a little
baby with his mom, Tammy.
Let's have a look back in time
with this lovely family, shall we? Hello? Oh, hey, Doc, what's going on? A mix up! You mean to tell me I
got a test tube crack baby? Oh naw, y'all gone have to tell me
where I can drop him off somewhere, don't ask, don't tell! I knew I aint' liked kids.. (Narrator) Tammy was pissed off and went on to sue and settled
out of court for $10 million dollars. Dr. Rippinoff Attorny... Oh, snap, ooooh, oh snap, it's goin' down. Yeah, I guess that crack baby paid off! I'm g
oin' to the mall. (Narrator) Tammy is selfish and hasn't
shared the money with Chris to this day. No wonder he is so hateful. You aint' hitting your quota Danny. What do you mean I'm not meeting my quota? A-Twizzle, of all people is
the best collector we've got. And you barely even doing half
the numbers of what he's doing. (Narrator) Man, he is so screwed,
he gets it at work and off the clock. Just plain miserable. He needs to man up and leave her. Hello Miss Lady. I'm calling to inform you've
been
delinquent on your credit card payment. (Lady on Phone) Sorry, I
haven't had the money lately. Times have been tough. I'm sorry to hear that. By the way, you sound kind of cute. We should get together sometime. (Lady on Phone) Really? Wow! You are forward! That's just how I do things, you know? But first, we got to take
care of a piece of business. (Lady on Phone) What is that
and what is your name again? I didn't catch it. Thats because I didn't
give it to you, baby. My name is A-Twizzle.
Oh, really? They let you call yourself
A-Twizzle at work? I legally changed it to that three years ago, so they
can't do a damn thing about it. (Lady on Phone) Oh, OK,
then go on with your self. Come on now lets handle
some business real quick! (Lady on Phone) Ha Ha Ha!
Handle your business boo. Well, lookin at your records, and unfortunately, looks like you've been untruthful to me. Your record shows you got
like $8,000 in your bank account. So how much are we going to pay today? (Lady on Phone
) I don't have any money. What did you mean? Now lady come on! I got your records is right
here on the computer screen. I can see your name,
number, address, social, what you have for breakfast all that shit! Quit playing with me... Now either we gone' make an arrangement, or I'm coming after that eight grand. (Lady on Phone) Well, well, uh I can pay $400 today and $400 each additional month. Now we're talking business girl. (Lady on Phone) so $400 is ok then? It sure is. I can work with that. H
ey since I got your
address and your number, I'm a come swoop by and pick you up around, 8:00 on Wednesday ok? Look sorry I had to be
so rough on you earlier. Just business baby. (Lady on Phone) Hooking
up like this is a little weird, but you kind of turned me on when you started getting on my case. I guess, I need me a daddy every now and then? Haha ha. Yeah, sounds like a date. I got to go got more payments to collect. BYE! (Narrator) A-Twizzle does
that at work all day long! He only calls the
females that
are on the debt collection list because he figured he can run game on them. It's been working for
him quite well so far. I'm saying! My boys! (Humming and Karate Sounds) oooohhh duh Duh Duhhh! Yo the bank weren't playing with that yo! The bank wasn't playin
about that whole huh, partial house thang were they? Not at All Fam.. The banks tried to charge
me an extra $420 dollars, just to get in the kitchen again. That's why I just stick with moms man. I don't even deal with The Matrix
. Yo what are you listening to? This is ridiculous. The hell y'all doing here anyway? Cause ain't drama over here man! You know mom's always be on my case. And as for me this the only
place I get a break from Erika. And she's on my ass every day. That girl ain't never happy. Danny! You get a DNA test to make
sure that baby was yours? No man why would I do that? Because people talk, man! Man word on the street! Man that's just people
hatn' because Erika is fine, and they jealous cause I got her.
Danny! You really think that baby look like you? Erika says I just don't
have strong genes that's all. His hands are kind of shaped like mine, and his feet are also. Heh Heh... Aye, Danny is convinced! He, like one of them them
dudes on the talk shows. You know the wants to stay with the
chick, even though the child ain't theirs. Yeah. Pathetic, man. Man, I Love that kid like. (Cricket Sounds) Man, I Love that kid like... Like it's one of your own. I think Danny's blinded by
the powers of the bo
oty y'all. How in the hell you know about
the powers of the booty L-Roy! Boy when is the last
time you even had some? Man you know I be handling mine man! Just don't want my business
all in the street like that! (Singing Lonly Lover) OK L-Roy, whatever you say man! But hey Derek man, since we all over here
cracking on each other. That's what we do. That's all we've been doing lately. Man, what happened? Yeah! When's the last time we did
get together to do some music? Awe man, seems like we'd giv
en up on
our dreams of being heard y'all.. That's true. Fellas, we lettn' life kick us in the
nuts with steel toed boots on. I think we lose focus with the music because of all the distractions
we've got to deal with on a daily basis. Real talk! Real talk! Man, I'm sick of this shit. I'm broke! I can't be with Jasmine because I'm broke! And this fool Chris, keeps coming up to my
job stealin all my clients. Man, I feel you bro! Man my main one dumped me today... What? She found out I was cheating
on her. I shouldn't let the other
girl put the hickies on me yo. That sounds like a song you
should write about Twizzle. Damn A-Twizzle! That lady was caked up, too! I know! Well, it was fun while it lasted. He he heh! That's it Twizzle that's
the name of the song It was fun while it lasted. Yo man it would be cool
to start doing things again. You know fellas maybe everything that
happened to us is a sign that we need to get focused and back on track with the music in a whole new way. I agree.
Yeah but, how are we going to do
things in a whole new way? (Preaching Music) I think
we need to get out there and get some promotion and
let the people see our faces. Well, that's what I'm
talking about, preach on. I think we need to be around
the finest tendas on the planet and chillin on exotic beaches. Oh, I'm feelin' yaaaa. Sounds good to me, Reverend. The vision, Huh! Done came down to me now! Ah what you got homie! I said the vision and then came down to me. Ah what you got homie! I was t
hinking Huh! We should move to another country!?! Ah huh!?! (Narrator) When Derek said that you would
have thought someone was just diagnosed with an unknown, incurable disease. Alright, let me get this straight. So, you want us to uh, leave our jobs, leave our lives here, move to another country and start over? Yeah... Man, I thats gotta be the craziest
shit I ever heard you say Dee. Thats about as crazy as a plot
in a low budget B rated movie. Who does that? No, you know what? I think about it
, it might work. I'm kinda feelin' the idea. Are you serious homie? Yeah man! Yo, we get out there, yo, to a whole new country smash on a whole new crop
of cougars and fine honeys yo thats what I'm talkin bout son. Yeah, because, you know, them cougars be traveling. Yo man. We go out there, get that international paper son, (Sheesh) (Yeah!) Yo I'm fellin it. Im in count me in son! (Yay!) OK! What about you two? Man I do need a break from moms. (Ok Ok.) You know, I've been there for a while now.
Man you've been in
that house so long L-Roy. Boy, you startin' to smell like old, pft! You know! Well, I do need a fresh start. Literally! Count me in! Yeah thats what I'm talkin bout man! (Claps) OK, Danny Boy it's on you
what you going to do, man? I can't go. (What?) Erika wouldn't let me. No, forget that man. Yo check! You caring about a chick that don't give a shit about you, man. Treat you like hot shit. She claims you're the father of a kid, that dont look like you bro! (It don't look like
you) Man remember when
you first started talking, she was cheating on her
ex-husband with you bro. Wake the hell up Danny. And matter of fact, y'all aint even married or anything. Don't your parents got
that house free and clear, and you aint never there. Dude. C'mon man You can
rent that vacant joint out man get you some money, do your own thing ball out bro. Y'all do make some good points, and I have been throwing
extra money away not focusing, and only worrying about
getting me some ass. And
Danny you one of a few
people that don't owe the bank squat. Unlike my broke ass, and if you really think, what leverage does Erika really have? I do have my doubts about the baby. But every time I bring it
up, she start an argument. You know what? Women are good at arguing, especially when you
bring up some real points. You right, L-Roy. Yo I don't get how you know
so much about relationships since you've never been in any. TV and internet that's how (Laughter) Man I hope I don't regret this b
ut... I'm in as well lets do it! (Yeah) Thats what im talkin' bout! Where we gone go. How about Costa Rica? Yeah, it's a nice place,
but it still kinda rural, and it don't have the, right audience we need, to get it cracking. Well, you sound like, you
know, we should go then Derek. What you thinkin homie? Spit it out? Look Man, Mexico. Let me be more clear. Pureto Lisco Me Xi Co! That's what I'm talking about man. I follow you, bro. Yo get out there man them
cruise ships you know them cruise and
all them rich ass cougars. man
floatin out that way takin' vacations. Yeah, a lot of Americans
and Canadians live there. Man how you know so much about this place. You've been reading
travel blogs or something. Y'all know my big uncle, Mr. Gators Right? You mean, the one that uh, got the fortune in the pimp
game back in the seventies? (Yeah!) Exactly he bought a house out there. We used to travel with his staff
and ladies, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, OK! As a matter of fact, I'm a call ri
ght now. Good job, baby. Thank you
for bringing me my money. You know, daddy loves you. I love you too, daddy. Yeah I know. Is this my oldest nephew? Derek? The first one out the womb. What's going on pimpin? Hey, what's up unk you know
me and the fellas just sitting around talking about leaving California
and moving to Puerto Lisco. What are you gonna do out there, player? Well, basically, we wanna get the music
crackin out there, set up camp out there. You know, I think we got a
chance to make
it out there, unk You finally got to go and
grab the bull by the horns and live your dreams, huh, Derek? I got to do it big unk. Let me guess you want
to use the Love Shack? Yeah, man, it will be totally appreciated, and I
promise I will not mess it up. Yeah, I ain't worried about that. Now, who's going with you? Lazy ass L-Roy? A-Twizzle, and Danny the one with the baby don't look like him? Yeah, that's my crew Unk! Man when you get out there,
go ahead and get that label. Keep it poppin entert
ainment
working like it supposed too! So I can use the place. It ain't nothin but a word young pimpin. Hmm hmmm! Good looking out big Unk! How's yo sister Sherry? Is she's still kicking yo ass boy? She ain't normal Unk! You know that she ain't changed one bit. You know that girl ain't normal. I remember she used to
beat the snot out of you. I know unk, I live with
the nightmares, every day! You still aint writting raps
about them ass kickin's are you? No, big Unk. I am not. Good then you need to
come
by the office before you go. Um, the one street corner
from last time I saw you. Yeah, that's the one hold on I think I have a
money situation right here. Tell your mom man that she
still got a brother that loves her. OK, Unk, I'll talk to you later. Bye. So you think you're going
to have insufficient funds? Sorry, daddy, I didn't get any trix today. What? You know its got to
be some type of discipline. I know I know. Oh yeah! THE BOOK!!! No daddy, anything but THE BOOK daddy! Oh yea THE B
OOK!!! Anything but the book. THE BOOK!!! You know, I want you to do a three
page summary after you read this of American history. GIT!!!!! Hey, fellas, guess what? We got it y'all!! We here Puerto Lisco. Oh Word! Yo that means the plan is
officially in effect. You know it! Yo guess we all got
jobs to quit (Bye) And me, I got a crazy ass baby mama to shake. And me, I got a crazy
mama to ditch you know. Lisco here we come, baby. All right my man. Alright y'all check y'all later Easy, mayne! All r
ight, y'all My Buddies! Whats up everybody! (Hey whats going on Dee Hey Derek) Looks like you in a great mood. Yeah, I had an epiphany
yesterday. (What?) Yeah, me and the homies are
deciding on getting serious about taking keeping
it poppin entertainment, to the next level. Don't be bullshittin'. (Yeah, ) Whatever, how are you going to do that? First of all, we're going to leave. California and move to Puerto Lisco Mexico and began promoting ourselves on the beach. You got any investors to get i
t going? No, not quite near that Tony. Oh, really? Hold on one sec. Well, (oooh!) I want to be an investor, (oooh!) Wha? You giving him money too? Yeah I'm given him some money,
you know, mind yo business. Go make some phone calls or somethin. Go make some calls to somn'! Mind yo business! Yeah! Ooh Derek Looks Like you
ballin now with all that money. Do it? Yes, I would love to
come visit you sometime. I think we will have a great time. Oh, You know what I mean? Damn girl! I'ma send for you soo
n as everything
get right out here, I promise baby! Oh, I can't wait. (Narrator) Derek's in trouble now. Yeah, man, I'm proud you guys gone down there and takin' care
of yo business, you know what I'm saying? Go ahead and kick it with them fine
chiquitas, you know what I'm saying? Can you dig it? I can't wait to get out there, Mr. Gators. I hope we really make our mark big Unk! Awe naw y'all going to make a
real big cuz you got a little bit of me in you can you dig it? (Yeah.) Excuse me, miss. W
hat are you reading? Oh naw, man. She can't answer you
man she'll be in violation. She got to go head and give
me a book report, three pages. My bad. My bad. No disrespect, Mr. Gators Damn Mr. Gators It's like that. Oh yeah, man, you got to keep
it P I You know what I'm saying? I have to keep it real, I guess, you know whats best then Unk! Oh yeah, man can'tbe in
violation. Can you dig it? Hey, Mr. Gators thank you for
helping me find a renter for the house. Oh man, no problem, man. My boy Mike
move out of Detroit. Man he's going to take you, and you will have your money
on the first of every month. That's whats up Mr. Gators. Mr. Gators you got to send
us footage of the player's ball. I heard it was crazy. Oh yeah, man, you know, I going to make a big deal out of
it because, you know, Tony Diego he took my women the last time,
so I got to go head and show him up. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. So what I'm going to do
is, go ahead and film it. We're going to go ahead
and take
it to another level. Can you dig it? But I'ma have my secretary, as soon as we go to the players ball
to go ahead and email y'all information. You know what I'm saying? So you
can be proud of me can you dig it? Yeah, that's right. (Narrator) Vamos a ir
Puerto Lisco Mis Amigos... That shit sounds good doesn’t it.. Here's yo keys slimy prick, and as for the other 20% kiss my ass. Mom's trying to play me out. Didn't even hurt tho! I'm out of here! I'm
gonna get the last laugh. Purto Lisco, here I c
ome! I'm doin it big ballin' out! Im outta here! Yo those songs sound ok man, they might go hard out here. So, Danny, I can't believe you
actually broke up with Erika? I kinda did but I didn't. What you say to her? Told her I was going to Mexico. She said, Hell to the No. You're not going! Oh, that's what happened
to the job the other day. Yeah. She started yelling at me. So I just ran away and left. She tried to chase up after me when I ran up out the office, but since she had to stay at work.
I ran home, packed my
stuff and left before she came. That's how you got up otta' there. That makes sense, that's why you've been
M.I.A. for the last few days. She left you alone, right? Hell no, she been blowin' my phone up, leaving messages saying, This ain't over, and she coming down here, she's saying things like, I can't
run away from the responsibilities of taking care of my child, and I'm a deadbeat dad. But it ain't yo kid!!!! Well Erika, or the damn
boogeyman ain't here. I say we crash,
hit the beach tomorrow, so we can go check out some señioritas (Yeah, yeah.) (my phone) I got a text from Derek. He's sending me a ticket to come see him. Really? Yeah, look like him and his
homies gonna come up out there, and make that papper real soon. I find a man making money so sexy. I can make money too baby. How are you going to make money Chris? As a matter of fact, I'm going to make money the same
way Derek and his homies are doing it. So what you gonna to do? You gonna move to Mexico
also Chris? As a matter of fact,
that's exactly what I'ma do. Really, you playing right? No I'm serious. I'm going to get the homies. We gone move out there
and do our thing as well. Oh, wow. I'm actually thinking, you're serious. I am serious. We even came up with the name for a label while back called
on the strength records. So when is all it is going to take place. (Hmm.) Now that you mention it
right now, I'll be right back. Okay. Yo Tony! Yeah! I'm taking an official
leave of absence from
work. I don't give a shit what you do? Pay your desk fees! Well Uh... Oh, OK then. I'll see you later then. Yeah Hey man we gone smash on Derek, and them when we get out there. Awe I cant wait to flex on these fools man. Look, we make our mark out
there, Jasmine will be mine. Derek and his hommies will
be shit otta luck. And broke! Whoohoo we doing this! I can smell it. How we gonna get the
money to get out there fool. Ima ask my momma. She owes me. Oh, you mean the money for
You being a test to
crack, baby? Yeah, you little fuck!
The settlement money. Yo, watch yo tone little man. I'm on edge right now. Chill that shit out, we're
on the same side remember? Oh yeah, aight', Look, I'll call my momma, and get this money situation taken care of. Ahhhhh bitch niggaz. Ahh! Gimme this shit man! (Narrator) His mom eventually
broke down and gave him the money. He's done took this hatin' thing
across international borders now. Mmm Oooh! woooo Goodness! Look at the
body on that one right there!
Wooooow! That girl is the lick! Man she can teach me
español all night long! I ain't going to even lie. I might even drink her bath water! I'll do better than that. I'll wait for it to get home from the gym, wring her yoga pants out and drink the sweat! Salud! Ha hah ah. You going to hell for that one A-Twizzle... (Coughing) Oh! Excuse me man... I think I'm getting sick. Oh shit! Why? Catchin' feelings for that
fine ass girl over there! Looks like things are about
to open up huh? L-Roy. Yo I don
't know if it's the beer, the beach women or all three, but it's on! It's on! Man the next group of bad
ones walk by, I'm hollerin'! Streight up yo! A-Twizzle bout to start
cuttin up right here.! Hell, yeah, man, I ain't playing. Damn! Look at that one right there. I gotta get a shot to that one! Oh my god! Hey, is it just hot in
here or is it just me? Man thats just you L-roy! Looks like them girls
got yo antennas up fasho! Appears that way then, it's on! C'mon lets get otta here boy! Y'all luc
ky! Sup Danny? Yay yay! I guess it's just me and you. Yeah, man! Why you ain't talking to nobody out here. I'm still trippin' off this Erika drama yo! You think she gone be out here? Hell yeah! Man! You got to get rid of her for good! I mean, fast! Real fast! Man... Why you ain't talking to no chicks? Oh, I got Jasmine coming out here real soon. So! You gonna finally smash that or what? That is in the plans. Man, don't you find it odd, she's all of a sudden on your nuts, now that you got some pa
per? What? Man! She's just really felling me right now because I'm out here
shinin' like my big uncle, Mr. Gators, naw mean! All right. Be careful, man. You don't wanna have to deal with no
crazy female drama like me right now. I feel you, I don't want that at all. Forget all that tho, when we gone get started
with selling this music? We're going to get cracking
down here tomorrow man. I'm tellin you we can't be playing around. We can easily get distracted out here man. Pshh I hear you on that o
ne. This place is paradise. Let's make a toast. Salud! Say bro! Damn! Man! I didn't sell nothing all day. Me, neither! Man same for me, man! I ain't even get no phone numbers... And what the hell are we doing wrong? Man, what you got on Danny? Man, I figured if I dressed just like all
the other salesmen on the beach, maybe that will help. Don't look like it did! This one dude did ask me could
he buy some mota from me tho? Really? Yeah, I told him dont have any mota music. I only got rap! You idi
ot! Man thats Kush man, sticky icky weed man!
Its not a type of music. You could be a real dumb
ass sometimes Danny! Man how do you know what mota means, L-Roy? Mr. never get the fuck out the house? Watching Narcos! That's how Danny. Damn ain't this about a bitch! Hey, man, the energy we
spend out here been out here baging on each other and cracking jokes. We need to put that together and
figure out, what are we going to do? Yeah, man, I feel you,
man. This ain't swag. Yeah, we need to come up w
ith a new strategy or something. Well this rain definitely ain't helpin us! Man you writin' four year old remixes about you getting yo lil ass whooped by your little sister ain't helpin' us either! Hell Naw! Yea man talking about you sister
that shit ain't helpin us out bro... Man! Y'all know that girl ain't normal!!! Man we can sit here snapping on each
other all day but the bottom line y'all, we need progress. At least we are the truth about the music. Yeah. So what are we going to do, y'all?
Well, y'all. I want take time out to
tell you, I've been tripping. You know, nobody really understands
me and the pain and turmoil I go through. Besides, we haven't been selling
any music out here on the beach no way. So, we got to get together, get a plan man, and fast. Yeah, we are in a whole new country now. So what are we going to do now? Yeah? Look, man, it's cold out here, It's fucking raining. I'm hungry. There's a spot up the street, I heard they got some chicas bonitas! Let's get it! Oh
hell yeah I need that! (Narrator) Luckily, we was
able to escape Hurricane Sherry! Barely! (Daaaamn). I'll be back to come
and take your orders. OK? OK. Dayum! Damn she fine! Thats for damn sure! I think I'm catchin' feelings again! Man I seen her she was on you boy! I seen her Derek. Man you trippin'. She's all smiling, giving you play when she was talking to you man. She was smilin'! And don't front I seen you man over there gettin nervous, you was on her too when
she was over there talkin to
you man in your face bruh. Yeah, man, you know, she
caught me off guard a little bit I ain't gone lie she caught me off
guard alittle bit, she sexy you know. Any girl like that catch you off guard, he ain't ready. Wait a minute. Wait a min,
hold on. I can't talk to her. I got Jasmine coming to visit me tonight. So what man, whatever naw. So what, man? Look man if I was you,
and she was feelin me. I 'd be all up in that! You Trippin'. What can I get to start with? Oh..Oh, yeah. Let me get a beer
with the
special and the number one. (Mmm hmm.) Thank you. Uhh yeah. Let me get uh the number
two with the rum with the cola, ah porfavor. (Yeah.) And what are you having? Let me get a number four with a root beer. Root beer? What is that? Uhh make that a cola. Ok All right, I'm going get the
Jamaica to drink and a number three. You mean Jamaica? It's pronounced with an H, not a J. Like the country, Jamaica. My bad? Excuse me. Let me get the Jamaica with
the H, not the Jamaica with J. Yeah yea,
that's the one. Man you gotta get yo customs game up Danny. Yeah. Man, you trippin man you gotta learn some better
Spanglish or sumthin' man, you sound crazy as shit! (Laughter) Don't feel bad. Where are you guys from? California! Oh yeah what part? Inland Empire, about an hour outside Los Angeles Yay Yay! Nice okay... Are you guys on vacation? Naw we just moved out here. Yeah, yeah! You know, we out here, you know, slang'n and
CDs on that Master P shit! Okay. And how's it going? Well, we haven
't sold
anything yet, but we here. Doin our thing ya know. We let a couple of people listen
to it or whatnot, but they keep tellin' us it needed, more like the Mexico vibe or something
like that and put that in the music. Yeah. Now we're just trying to figure
out what our next move is. Right? This sounds so amazing. I'm going to go put your
orders in and I'll be right back. (Mmm you see that turnaround). Yo Derek ifyou dont get
on that thats all me son! I'ts all me. I hear you man. Whats that bu
zzing noise? Whats that sound? Man it's Erika Blowin up my phone up again. Oh, she's sendin' me crazy messages
talking about she on her way out here. Oh awe, Man if Erika comes
out here trippin and shit man, its gonna be funny as hell yo! Man I hope she come out here man! So this cat finally grow a pair, and tell her to step for
once and for all man. You know what i'm sayin! Oh yeah, he need that! You know how that girl is. (Awe yeah) Beer? Yes. Rum and Cola. Cola. Good lookin'. Yeah... Jamaica.
Ja, thank you. So tell me about your music. I'm interested. Uh what are you interested in? Well, I have some ideas.. Like what? I think you guys should have a showcase. Oh, you know that's not a bad idea. Yo that might be the
way to go, fellas. Yeah. Can I hear your music? Uh you mean now or later? Now, now, I want to hear your music. I got a little ear wax on it, but go ahead. Give it a listen. Yea I can see what everybody
saying your music is is angry, it needs to be more nice and
fun and, yo
u know, romantic. That's what the dudes on the beach said. Uh who was talking about
their sister beating them up. Don't put that in the music here. No one here in Mexico wants to
hear about their sister beating them up. (Exactly) Gracias? I don't think they want
to hear that anywhere. Thank you, sweetheart. I think you guys should, you
know, meet some new artists that can, like, help you find a
new sound, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't think we should
be the only ones on on the re
cord label. We need to get our people
for the label right fellas? I can't belive this girl I
would've have changed your life. Can I ask you for a favor? I want to sing also in the showcase. I think it would be a great opportunity
for me and you guys also to entertain the people of Puerto Lisco. Well, I think it'd be a good thing
for us to have you in the show. (Oh!) Right fellas Oh, yeah, sure. Oh.. I can't wait. So exciting. Everyone is going to
love it in Puerto Lisco. Oh, I forgot about your
food! I'll be right back. You know uh she has some good points, man. Some great ideas. Her plan was a hell of a
lot better than ours. (Yeah.) (Oh yes yes woo good lookin this one). Hey hold on fellas. I'd like to propose a toast to keeping it poppin entertainment
for finally getting it poppin. Thanks to Illiana for helping us
out with ideas no doubt no doubt! Salud! (Narrator) I thought I was
dumb with women. Derek is an idiot for not
seeing the she liked him.. She still should have chose me, th
ough. You dumb boy... Who is that? So you thought that this was over huh? Well, yeah I left didn't I? Well, I'm here now. Yo how in the hell did you find me? I work at the damn collection
agency stupid! I know people! Yo I don't want to be in a
relationship anymore, Erika. It's not about what you want, Danny,
it's about me and the baby wants! Man this is crazy yo. You just can't be coming
in our pad like this, Erika! Danny I'm not finna' to play with you! You leavin with me
first thing in the mo
rning. Oh hell no, man, this is
going way too far Danny man you got put your foot
down once and for all? If not now, then when Danny? When? You know what guys, I need
y'all to leave the room for a second. I got to talk to Erika. This some some bullshit man. You know what Erika? Sit down we need to talk. I've been doing some thinking
about me, you and the baby. Oh, really? You have. Yeah, I've been thinking
about our future together. So what about our future
have you been thinking about? Oh, how
grim of a future I'd
have if I stayed with you. What? Yeah! Stayin' with you would be
the dumbest shit that I ever did. You better take that back! I ain't taking shit back! You still bitter and angry
from your past marriage and you trying to pin a baby on
me that I might not be the father of? Oh how dare are you! Yeah I said it, and what? And I want a DNA test too,
and if you dont get it done. I'll make sure it happens. I can't believe you talking to
me like this Danny, I kinda like it. Girl ain
't even about the sex right now. It's about my happiness. What? Take your shit and get the hell out! Right now! We are done! I can't believe you doing me like
this Danny you break'n my heart! Save those tears for somebody that
cares, and I will be gettin' that DNA test! You can believe that! Oh, yea we in here now. On da Strength Records is in the building! (Dafuq?) How long we gonna stay in this hotel man? You know, for about a week or so till
we can find an appartment. Can't wait to see the lo
ok
on they candy ass faces man.. Hell Yeah! When they see that we
came out here to run things, they gone piss themselves. You know what, when I see
Derrek I'm beat his ass worse than could have ever imagined
his sister beatin his ass! Yeah man I'm diggin that! Let's do this! Hey, hey, hey, everyone I see we got company. Yeah! Everybody knows who Jasmine is. This is Mandy, this is Gabby. This is my boy A Twizzle, this is my boy dancing Danny. And this is my boy L-roy. Pleasure to meet you, ladies
. Come on in, Have a seat. Take a load off. Thanks! Sounds good to me. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. We got drinks in the kitchen
if you want something? Make yourself at home. Oh, it's caught up in the moment. Y'all want some wine coolers? I'll go grab one if y'all want. That would be so nice. This is a nice spot you got
y'all out here doing a big! Yea you know, trying to
make it here, you know? Oh, thank you. Why don't you show me
the rest of the place, Derek? OK, My bad. Great go on now! Go ahead now
and show her the rest of the place, and all that good stuff y'all talkin' bout. Get well aquainted to catch
up and all that. That's right. OK, we're going to get to
know each other around here. Y'all want to watch a movie or something. You got any games to play. We got some dominoes, and some cards. Yeah, let's play some dominoes. I love me some bones! Bones! Yeah, I'm domin-ologist myself. Let's get it in. Last time we played you lost. I keep score this time. Now, if I wasn't pulling
doubles a
ll night I would've won! We should play for something. Yeah we should play for something. Strip dominoes. Yeah, we should play for that, and we should play for some money. Yeah, I feel you, girl. I
could use some pesos. Mama needs some spending money. OK then but you girls
ain't coming up off of me! Look, ladies, don't get mad when you
end up broke and butt naked. It's just business never personal. Let's get it in. Get the dominoes. Lets do it right here on the
floor L-roy get the dominoes. Now
come on lets get it right here! Come on! All right. Last but not least, baby, the bedroom! Ahhh! Oh this is comfortable. I had a long day too this feels good. So you still a lil tired from the flight? Tryin' to get used to the time zone? Yea my back is a little sore too. Sorry to hear that. Would you mind giving me a massage? Ouch!!! Oh!, ow!!!! Oh!, ow!!!! Oh!, ow!!!! This is nice?!?! Ouch! What the Massage? No! I mean, everything Ow ahhh! The lifestyle out here.. Ahhh! The beach, the restauran
ts, going shopping, and kickin it with you... Damn it's like that? Yea its like that. I mean, I am in to you Derek. You have so much more
confidence about you now. I'm just trying to get focused on things. How about you get focused on me? Like right now! Oh. Damn! Oh someones a sore looser! (I told yall!) You suck Danny! (I told yall! Awe..) You suck! Take em off! Take em off! Take em off! Give us all your money! Take them off, boys getting naked and giving all they money away! Oh...! G'mornin b
aby! Hey, Derek... Hey what you going to do today? Me and the girls are going to
go shopping and see the town. That sounds like fun. Damn, I... Forgot all about them last night. Oh don't trip they text me this morning they took a cab back
to the hotel last night. Oh, OK. I was wondering, (Uh oh, ) sweetie. What you wonderin' bout? If you can help me with
some spending money. Well, I guess I can. I'd sure appreciate that, Derek. Promise I'll make it up. Well... I get extra wet for a generous man.
Well, let me grab my wallet for you then. Oh, thank you boo. Let me get dressed so I can, meet up with the girls. Oh, OK! Well, I mean, you could join me if you don't mind getting your
mouth washed out with some soap. Mr Nasty Man! Damn! You ain't gotta tell me twice. (Narrator) The booty powers
have now been exercised! What's up Derek? I told you this wasn't over. Remember? Man I can't shake yo ass for nuthin'. I move to another country
and I still run into your ass. Oh yeah! All of that and s
ome! Me and the homies we
setting up shop out here. Yea thats right fool! On da Strength Records is in the building! Yeah man we taken over this city! And our music, is way better than that
garbage yo ass is doing. Man you take hatin'
to an international level. So yall came all the way out here, and started a record label also? We like Lions out here man! Just eatin weak ass marks like you! Survival of the fittest nitty! MAN! This is some bullshit right here! Handle yo lil ass! Make your move pu
nk! Fall back Twizzle... Yeah yeah! Thats what we thought y'all dont want it! You don't want it! You punks have been
officially put on notice. Come on, y'all, let's go. Yeah, that's what we thought! Beech boi. Phuk boi! Look like this dude got
makeup on heh he heh.. Man, you are going to
get what's coming to you. Get your ass out of here,
you karaoke gangsters Gotta come say the word, I'm on it! What we gone do man
they town man, what is that? What we goin do? We got to work sumn' out. We gone h
andle our business.
We got some work to do. Hey guys! (ILLIANA!!! HEY!) So I have a friend, who has the perfect place for the showcase. Cool! I have all the information. You guys want to go check it out. (Lets do it. Yeah lets go.) She's just gone grab him. (What you got on Derek?
Change that ugly ass shirt!!) You see how much I already got
Derek wrapped around my fingers. What do you mean? You see all this stuff I bought today? Yeah of course we do we
was with you, duh remember? Derek gave me t
he money to buy all of this! You go, girl, what did you do to him? You know how we do it! I put the body powers on him! I will have him trained soon. And you think he's going to
keep spending money on you? Hell yeah! Can't no man resist this
when I'm put'n it on him! I hear you mama! They all have the same weakness. When I'm done with Derek. Most of that money will be spent on me. OK! You crazy girl! But that
is why we're best friends. And when the money is gone, I will chew him up and move on t
o the next! That's right because, you know,
men ain't shit without that paper! I got to find me a whale like that so you
can spend money on me too... (DEREK!!!) Hi sweetie how are you? Wow... So much love in the room right now. I wonder what the special occasion is. Oh were just uh in a
mood enjoying our vacay. Yeah, we were having fun and talking
about how awesome you are. Yeah sweetie you're the best!?! Wow... I find that pretty funny. What you mean funny? Well, when I was walking in the hallw
ay I happen to over here
y'all talking shit about me saying that I was a sucker. Oh no, no, no, no, no. I think you heard it all wrong sweetie. Quit calling me, sweetie. Most girls they used the word sweetie, are waitresses that work for tips, strippers that are hoes who get tips, and hoes like you three, Sweetie! But baby! But baby my ass! Get your shit every last bit of it, down to the microscopic
DNA of your muff hair, and get the fuck out! Right now! And you better be going when I get back!
Shit! At least you got one
shopping trip out of that whale! No! Self five! No. Hey, Chris! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whats up Jasmine? How you doin'? Im a lil sad but I'll be alright. What you sad for? Me and Derek got into a fight, he turned out to be a jerk! Don't even sweat it you
know what I'm sayin? I'm a take care of you alright? Hey! Fuck Derek! You right... So I'm saying you hungry or sumn'? I am a lil hungry I kinda
got the taste for some shrimp. Well ship it's your world baby. Lets go! Alrig
ht lets get sumtin' to eat... ohh... Ahh... Hey Derek! How are you? Feeling a little down right now. Down? Meaning sad? Yeah. I'm sorry I'm not really
sure what the English slang, I was just making sure. Its ok. So what is wrong? I really like this girl named
Jasmine from the states. So what happened with
you and your friend Jasmine? She came to visit me and I overheard her and her friends talking about how she was going to use me for my money. Sorry Derek. Really sucks. But I think it's good th
at
you found out now you know. Think so? Yeah, you don't want to be with a
woman that doesn't care about you. You're right about that. Plus, I don't know what it is. I keep attracting the same type of woman. You know, maybe because
they're not your destiny. What do you mean? I just think that, if your life would've
worked perfectly before, and with that woman you would have never came here. That's true. Just think that life puts this in places that we're supposed to be. I'm agreeing with you. Yo
u know, if you would've never came, I
wouldn't have the opportunity to sing in the showcase. That's for sure. And now, because of you, I'm going to sing in the showcase in front of all of these people, that I never knew that I could sing. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah. You see Derek, you never
know what life has in store for us. I surely don't know the reasons why. Especially now. Derek don't feel bad about that girl. There are plenty of other girls in Puerto
Lisco that just want to find a good
man with a good heart! Oh, really? Where could I find one? I know you can find one, but
I just want you to figure it out for yourself you know first. Well, OK. I think when your mind is clear,
you'll know exactly where to look. I hope you're right for my sake. You know Derek before I
leave, I just want you to know and remember, when people care about you,
they're going to be with you through the good times and in bad times. ¡Tengo que irme! Audios! Derek! Oh this is the thing Derek is doing. It'
s tomorrow afternoon. Yeah. Hmm... Me and the homies going
to have to crash this lil thing they got going on. Oh, really? Are you really enjoying yourself with me? Of course I am, sweetie. I'm just so exhausted from shopping. Well, you did buy a lot of stuff. Could ou do me a favor sweetie. Can you spot me some money. I really want to get my nails
done with the girls, please. You know I got to look good for you. I mean, are we going to kick in tonight? Look, I'm just saying, every time I spend m
oney
on you and your girls, you fall asleep because y'all
exhausted from shopping all day. Of course I am, sweetie. It's just, we just gett'n used to
the time change out here! That's all! Well, OK, then... I'll just tell the hommies that, y'all gettin' adjusted to the time change? Wait wait wait.. Thank you sweetie. (Narrator) When a woman
has her mind set on getting paid, I don' t care what dude
it is they're doomed! Just like this fool right here! What up Dee! What up what up! (Banter), Yo! wh
at's crackalackin'? You know how we do I got my boy Big Dee up in this
piece to see what y'all got poppin'. Yeah, where Big Dee dip too. Yo he in the restroom
with them bubble guts. I told him to leave
that orange salsa alone, but he didn't want to listen to a brotha! What I'm tryn' to tell you, I stick to the
mild salsa I aint pissin out my ass man! Yeah, I'm sure we'll all be up
to talk plenty after the show. Yo, if we can get Big Dee
out the restroom. Yeah, Yeah, Yo, this spot is popping tho
Yo I'm surprised and nervous. Yea I'm all that and excited! Let's go! Yo as long as y'all don't
shit yo pants you good! Enough with the restroom jokes, man. We go holla at you later man. Enjoy yourselves man! In a minute! Yeah! Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoy it. Damn, girl, you are amazing. Do you really think so? Hell Yeah! Yeah we really need
someone like you on our songs, and on the label. Well, to be honest, I didn't like it. That you were that good! That was great! Hi. Hi, guys... Wh
at yo diggin' asses want? Damn! Why you got to be like
that? We're just businesswoman? I'm sure Illiana understands that, it's all about the money, right, girl? Actually, I don't understand. It's supposed to be about love and being true and honest
to the person you are with. Truth and honesty is something
they know nothing about. I'm sick of chicks like y'all. Between you three and Erika,
your priorities and outlook on life is just out of whack. What do you want? Well, I was just coming by to sa
y that, tonight is my last night here, and if you want me to swing by later, I could accommodate your needs. I thought we were going
to hang out tonight, Jasmin? You see, Derek, this is all your fault! Trying to swoop in on
me and salt up my game! Salt up your game? She came over and
tried to holler at me first! Whatever hommie! You just mad because I got her now, and
you can't stand taking a backseat to me. There is no need to fight. I got plenty of love to give. Only if the price is right. (Oo
ooooh!) Yeah, yeah. Hey! Y'all need to quit trippin'. Skanky ass ho! Yeah and in both your cases, it should always be bros before hoes! Whatever! We ain't homies. We ain't never got along. This fool came all the way
out here just hate on me. Man this dude is a straight chump and
he's trying to take Jasmine away from me. I'm sorry I would've
introduced myself earlier, but I had to go take a shit, because I ate the orange salsa. Never eat the orange salsa. Anyway, I digress. It should always be, b
ros before hoes. Sorry Big Dee, but I don't
think that applies in this case. I beg to differ, son! Why are you calling me son? Son! I'm your pops! I ran out on your mama, you
and your little sister a while ago. Man are you serious right now? What do you think that the
Dee in Big Dee stands for? Oh damn, I guess it would be, Damon then. Bingo!!! This is some crazy shit! Hell yeah! Yo, shut up! I'm trying to hear this! My bad. I had to come out here and support my boys! (Boys?) What you mean boys?
Ha ha nah, you must be
trippin right now mister. Actually Chris, I'm your father too. Oh hell no! (Hell naw Hell naw.) Let me explain when I left
your mom, Derrick, I was, I was in a bad place. I was doing drugs and alcohol. And you remember Chloe the dog? (Yeah.) I sold Chloe for some crack. What does that have to do with me? It was some good crack,
and if you shut the fuck up, I'll tell you! Now I was hard up for some money and I would go to the blood bank, and I got tired of going to the blo
od bank. So I figure I'd go to the sperm bank too.! What? Yeah that's right Chris, I'm your crack head daddy! (Damn!!!!) The nineties were tough on me. (Damn!) But I want to make up for the lost time. So you mean to tell me
that Chris is my half brother, and Sherry's his half sister? Exactly. (Damn!) Heh! Uh huh.. Ain't that the one that used to
be beatin' yo ass all that time? Yeah, but you don't
understand that girl's not normal. Back to the point, I get side tracked every now
and then because
of drugs. But you two need to stop
fighting because your family! Well, Chris, he's right! Since you, my little bro. I need to do this favor for you... Hey Jasmine! Lets go Yo! (Narrator) A-Twizzle got it in all right. He ended up shacking up with a rich
cougar living out in Marina, Puerto Lisco, who allows him to have his other
girls come visit on the weekends. He sure knows how to
pick him. Lucky bastard. (Narrator) Illiana releases her first album
and it becomes number one in Mexico. She knoc
ked off the
previous number one album, which was Pacific's finest featuring us! (Narrator) Derek and Illiana tied
the knot and they eventually had twins. (Narrator) My mom tried to move in with me. That lasted about a week. I had to throw her ass out... Karmas a bitch ma! I hope you still got wigs!!! Jesus still oves my baby! Why? Why he do me like that? Whyyyyy? (Narrator) I know, I know,
but I couldn't take it anymore. Can't have my mom all in my mix now! (Oh, my hair...!)... (Narrator) Danny
convinced
Erika to get a DNA test to see if he was the baby daddy by going
on a popular daytime talk show... You are not the father. What? Nooooo! It's wrong! Oh I only slept with... Aaaahhhh! We gotta take it again! It's wrong! It's wrong! It's wrong! You have to re take it! Its wrong! It's wrong! It's wrong! Oh my Gah..ha.ha... Oh my Gawd.. Danny we have to
retake the te... he... awe.. King Kong ain't got shit on me! Oh Zel! (Narrator) Big Dee and
Vivica got back together after all of these ye
ars. They argue a lot, but they always make up. (Screams Ohhhhhhh!) And if he's not baby daddy, then maybe it's you! (Rewind!) I really want to bang mandy. Get yo hand out my pocket. Chris, got long hair!?! Baby Bay bay! Oh, no, Jasmine, oh, Jasmine no Jamine! nooooo.. (Scary Sherry!) Derek
I'm Hungry! Feed Sherry!
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