Everywhere you look online right now, we're seeing variations
of the same video ordering. Every single fast food burger. Every single. Fast food burger, every single burger, every major
fast food burger, everybody trying every burger from every restaurant but,
seriously, who has time for all that? We here at Theorist are all about efficiency,
a smarter approach to things. If I'm going to be having myself a burger
from every restaurant across America then I'm going to be doing it
in one big bite.
That's why today we've concocted
a new unholy creation that the Internet has never seen before: a single burger
formed from mixing together all the elements of all the most popular
joints across America a Frankenstein's monster of a creation,
a Frankenburger to use my friend
Safiya Nygaard's terminology. It is the distillation
of the perfectly average burger. But what's it going to taste like and what secrets will we learn
along the way in creating this puppy? Hope you're hungry, friends, becau
se we've got a beef with beef. Hello, Internet. Welcome to Food Theory, where today
we're serving up a quarter pounder with knowledge.
Save the cheese for another day. So I don't know if you've noticed
this recently across YouTube.com, but a lot of content today seems to be focused around this idea
of going to every drive thru ever. Well, my friends, Food
Theory wanted to be a part of that trend and then we thought, you know what,
we don't got time for that. So instead,
what if we did it the Foo
d Theory way? What if we did it the smarter way? What if we went to one of each
of the major fast food drive in restaurants
across America and fuzed all of their burgers together
into one average fast food burger. The ultimate burger. The ultimate average fast
food burger. Right? Like basically if you took
like the high highs and the lows and fused them together,
who is your C average student? I'm very excited for this,
as you should be. I am. Too. There's a lot of excitement for me. A I have no
t eaten today
and you know me, I get very cranky. Oh, he is. He is a hungry boy. He's got big muscles
that need a lot of energy. You can't see them in this jacket
that I'm bustin' out of. Yeah. Don't flex too hard. I don't want to I don't want to bust
through that quality Theorywear. New FNAF merchandise which is available
via the merch shelf down below. Nice plug. Dang, how smooth. I have practice. So goal one here is to just get a general
lay of the land and not just identify who's got the bes
t fast food burger
because that's been done to death. Oh, no. Friends in true Food Theory style we're overthinking this
to a critical level. Fast food will never be the same. Nor will our stomachs. Let me introduce you to the contenders
for today's episode, and then you can point out
the ones that you haven't you haven't experienced before. So we've got yourself,
you know, your mainstream boys, you got your McDonald's,
your Burger King's, your Wendy's. We've got kind of your guys
have really sur
ged onto the scene over the last couple of years,
which is Five Guys. You've got that ultimate classic, Sonic,
fastest thing alive. You've got Hardee's or Carl's Junior,
depending on where in the country you are. You've got Culver's,
which is another one of those boys that looks like
it's kind of surging through the rankings. And lastly, we have our regional favorite,
which is Cookout. If we were filming this over on the West
Coast, this would have been In-N-Out. Yeah, but because we're filming
this one
in North Carolina, we thought Cook Out
was a good example of that. I'm a creature of habit as well. So whenever I do have my cheat day
that I have like fast food and I go all out, it's usually McDonald's. And I thought Sonic went
bankrupt circa 2005. And so I'm really excited
to try most of these. All right. So the way this is ultimately going
to break down is in three separate phases. Phase number one, what you've seen
on YouTube a thousand times before. We're going to try
all the diff
erent burgers and just give our general assessment
of the full, complete package. Then for phase two. We're going to look under the hood
and look at the individual components of each burger. So we're going to look at the bun,
we're going to look at the patty, we're going to look at the toppings,
basically. Deconstructing the burgers
so we can get an analytical assessment of who's
got the best individual elements there. And then finally, in phase three,
the monstrosity comes to life. We take all
the buns, we take
all the patties, we take all the toppings and fuse them together into one beautiful,
beastly, disgustingly wonderful burger: the Frankenburger. Probably
should have done this on Halloween. So without any further ado, I'm hungry. He's hungry. His muscles need feeding. Let's get to tasting. All right,
let's just work our way down the line with a standard and a classic here,
the quarter pounder with cheese. Now, Santi, what was the rationale
for choosing these particular burgers?
So we wanted to make sure
to equalize them across the board. So we stuck with one patty. All of these will have onions, pickles
and the condiments that come as is. But because McDonald's has such
an iconic sauce and the Big Mac sauce, we will be experiencing that here. Classic, iconic. I'm actually not a quarter pounder
with cheese guy. If I'm going to McDonald's, I'm getting a single hamburger
with only ketchup and pickle. That's it. I know. We can't be friends.
So this is really interesting. U
sually when I'm eating burgers,
I don't get the onions on them because the onion dominates
the flavor of the burger. Yeah, I'm getting onion, I'm
getting the Thousand Island. Everything else is kind of getting lost
in the sauce. Funny enough, as it is, Big Mac
sauce does not have an island in it. Get out of here. So the tang that most people think is
that is thousand island comes from the white wine vinegar
that they put in and the pickle juice. Wait, so what is McDonald's special sauce? They're
going to come after me for this. It is mayonnaise, yellow mustard. You can get fancy with the mustard,
but keep it to yellow mustard, white wine, vinegar, paprika, garlic powder,
onion powder, pickle juice and relish. And what you want to do is really finely
dice onion. Mix it all in. There you are.
You got a Big Mac sauce. How do you know that?
Because I make my own Big Mac sauce. That's awesome. Yeah, it's one of those things
people think that ketchup goes into it, but it doesn't.
The red hue
comes from the paprika. So if you ever see out there
someone saying, Oh, I got a Big Mac recipe and they bust out the ketchup, they're wrong. Next up is the Whopper. There's no onion on this guy. In the like in the Mayo. It's kind of hidden
in there. Oh, interesting. So because of the mayo,
I actually don't get the onion on this in the same way that I got the onion
on the on the Quarter Pounder. And it's funny because all I get is mayo.
I feel the crunch of the pickle and the flavor of the meat
,
which I will say I do like. I would agree the mayo dominates
the entire flavor of this, as well as that flame grilled flavoring that you get
that is iconic at Burger King. It is an actual seasoning or some additive
that's added into this to make it taste flame grilled. So we've been dunking quite a bit on Burger
King over the last couple of episodes. And this one is no exception.
Santi and I both remembered having heard at some point in our lives that the flame
grilling flavor of a Burger King
burger is actually an artificial seasoning
added onto it after the fact. But we did some research
and we actually found that the flame grill taste actually does come from real flame
grilling. Statements from previous employees
do verify that they take the frozen patties
and cook them over a flame grill. Burger King even did a whole ad campaign to tell people that there isn't
some sort of secret to their iconic taste. It is truly just real fire. So this time,
I guess we owe Burger King an apolog
y. It is the only time that will ever offer
that creepy face in apology. It is the stuff of nightmares. Wendy's! Excited for the square patty. Yeah. The flavor is off the bun, my friend. I probably shouldn't
keep handing them to you. I'm sure you don't want my hands
all up in your business. I love it. But you can have. Never mind. Okay, let's move on to. Oh, my God. This is by far the least flavorful,
the lowest quality bun. And overall, just kind of like,
eh, yeah, I don't love it. All right. N
ext up, Five Guys. Now, this one is a bit of an outlier
because this is the only one not available through a drive thru. Right. All the other guys here are like you could run through a drive thru
and get it really easily. Five Guys is more of a fast casual, but because it's surged on
a lot of people's lists recently, because it was on our healthiest
fast food burger that we did a couple of weeks
ago, felt like it should be included here. You remember Five Guys
when it was just starting out? Yeah
, kind of. And maybe not just starting out,
but just trying to hit the scene. I went there once and never went back there again
because of how they served their fries. Dump it in the bag. Wait, you never went there again
because of that? Yep. What is. Wrong...? It was the grease. They gave you a bag. Yeah. Full of fries and grease at the bottom
where the burger was like wrapped. So by the time you get to the burger,
your hands are disgustingly greasy. The, the fries are just all over. And it's t
he bag of grease. It's a bag of
grease. Oh, my gosh. That's the best
part of Five Guys is the baglers. And so you get like triple the amount of
fries that you paid for as a bonus. It's so exciting. Like, I look inside the bag and I'm like,
Wow, look at how many fries I've gotten that I didn't pay for. It's like free, free fries. I need a fry receptacle. I can't just have them free in the bag
with no worries. No, no, no. I want them
worried in a little cardboard thing. Agree to disagree I guess h
ere. Boop. It is so much more flavorful and so much more explosive in your mouth
compared to anything else. And even though there's mayo
and onion on here, I feel there's a lot better balance
of those flavors. Yes. Than any of the burgers
that we've had so far. Yeah, this is cool.
I like that. Well done. All right. Now into the back half. And this is the territory
where he's not familiar. So this is pretty exciting right here. We got Sonic. Hmm... Oh, that's really interesting.
That pickle. That
's all I'm getting. There's like nothing here. Same flavor combination
as all the other guys. But I'm not getting a whole lot of flavor
at all, period. Yeah, there is mayo, but it's not really giving me any flavor. Yeah, there's onions,
but it's not really giving me anything. Yeah, there is meat, but again,
kind of flavorless. I can feel the mayo. Like from a textural standpoint. I know it's there. I feel the creaminess
that it's delivering to the burger, but when it comes to flavor,
there's jus
t no flavor here. No, it's shocking. And then a strong start
for the ones I don't know. Well, maybe you don't know them
for a reason, right? Sure. Sonic, like, it's
not necessarily known for its burgers per say. Hardee's on the other hand
it has the meats, right? I mean, that's Arby's. But by the end of the day, Hardee's,
you look across their menu and they got two things. They got a bunch of big burgers and
they got a bunch of chicken sandwiches. And that is what they are known for. And they ha
ve a thick burger. Yeah, their whole thing is the thick
burger, hard bun. Oh, oh. Hmm. *Maniacal laughter* Mm hmm. This feels like the bad version
of the Burger King burger. Yes! It is... It has the same, like, flame grilled style that it's going for,
but a thousand times less good. Santi and I both picked up on this flavor profile,
and it turns out that it's largely thanks to the so-called charco-broiled cooking that Hardee's does
with their patties process similar to the flame grilling
a Burge
r King, but using Char Rock broilers, essentially what these broiler
is, you can put charcoal or lava rocks underneath to enhance the cooking
and flavor of the burger as fat from the patty drips onto the rocks,
the smoke that rises back up should be rich in flavor,
getting infused into the meat. But considering Hardee's
is probably trying to remain as cost efficient
as possible with their process, the charcoal that they're using
might not be the highest quality or might be use a little bit past
its prime, thereby giving the patties here
the unfortunate flavor that we witnessed. Charbroiled Thick Burger. More like Charbroiled Ick Burger. Wow. I'll get better at these, I swear. So already you can see this guy is definitely
hanging off the bun with its flavor. I'm getting actual flavor from the meat. Whoah. Shocking, everyone at this point, I can actually taste
the burger, and it tastes like meat. This feels like something that I cooked on
the grill and that I slapped onto a bun. And I ca
n taste the actual, like, realness
of the meat and the cook of the meat. Like, that's cool. And last but certainly not least,
is the local favorite Cook Out. I like onion. I don't like it that much. It is a lot of onion. This is the first burger that's out of the
like charbroiled and fresh out of the charbroiled and flame grilled
that the the meat itself is well-seasoned and you don't find that a lot with fast
food burgers just because they just make 'em, sear 'em.
And that's it. And they rely o
n the condiments
and the other toppings. But this meat is actually well-seasoned. Yeah, it is.
And and that makes it much more enjoyable. It makes it seem much more homemade
than all the other ones. I tend not to get a whole lot of burgers
from from Cook Out. This, though, it's changed my mind. I might be dipping into burgers
more often there because this is solid. I like this. All right. So with our first wave of taste test
and we've got eight burgers, give me your ranking as someone
who has ne
ver tasted any of these before. Okay. Well, easy, easy,
dead, last place Hardee's. Wow... Sonic. I will put. Sorry, second to last. I'm
going to put Wendy's in that in that spot. So this is where it gets a little bit
harder. Sure. I think Culver's will have to go here
with Burger King. These were kind of middle of the road.
I did. I did like Burger King
more than I remembered. Yep. So I think I'm going to put Five Guys. Yeah. What ages you for me,
it's the nostalgia of the Quarter Pounder. I was
going to say, I think you were letting
your nostalgia you blind you to this one. But I do think the balance
and kind of the sweetness of this just is in a different league
than the other one. So I'm going to put a quarter pounder and I'm actually going to put Cook Out
because of the meat and just because of that
right there, a little bit too much onion. But I'm going to put Cook Out right above. Wow. Yeah, that is wild. Congratulations
to Cook Out as the hometown hero. Right? So, yeah, I think
this is the ranking
I feel most comfortable with. I feel sad about McDonald's. I don't think you have to feel sad
about McDonald's at all. I think they're doing just fine. I feel like I've betrayed them. It's
all right. You know what
a way to support a hometown hero. Yeah, the local upstart. I got to say, though, In-N-Out,
that has nothing on In-N-Out. I know. I'm that guy. We all he's been one of those California
guys who stans in and out way too hard. It's just it's the truth. It's fine. The b
urgers are decent. The fries are terrible. That is not true. That is so definitively true. No, the... Fries let down that entire restaurant. The thing about In-N-Out is
you have to get the fries well done. The fact that I... No, no, no, no. The fact that you're already saying
that I have to do something special with the fries to make them
palatable is not okay. It should not be on me as the consumer
to make your product better. But that's the entire point of the place. You got to find your custo
mization
for your burger. You got to find your customization
for your fries. You like them
well-done, extra toasty salted, no salt. You got to do all of that. And that's the great thing
about In-N-Out. And that's why it's number one. As far as my rankings
go, though, In-N-Out excepted. I have to agree with these four
right here. As you were saying it, I'm like,
yup, yup, yup, yup. 100% very clear division between the
bottom half and the top half. For the top, I will say, you know, for me, McDona
ld's very solid standard burger. When I want a burger, though,
I want it to be umami flavored. I don't want a whole lot of sweetness. So I feel like McDonald's safe middle
option. As I said when I was ranking it, you know, that flame broiled flavoring
that they put on there, I like that better. So I always up for Burger King
if they were just a little bit faster. And then between Cook Out and Five Guys
I really like the Cook Out. It stood out to me a lot more than I expected
it to, but a little
bit too much onion and the condiments weren't really mixing
in as well as I would have liked, which means that Five Guys,
the definitive number one for my rankings. I'm out of it. But again,
I love the fact that that we both agree there's a very strong division
between the bottom four and the top four. And let's see if that holds true
when we pick them apart. I look at this table
and it makes me so happy because this this is what I've envisioned
for this episode. Anyone can do a fast food taste
test
and rank their burgers. Not everyone is going to break it down
by the component and tell you which is best
based on each individual ingredient. This is type A to the max, which satisfies
my little control ridden heart. So much so since we've already tasted all
these, we can speed through most of that. I feel like. But because we also have to do this like
four times around the around the block. But I think the best way to do this
and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the best way to do th
is is to tackle each individual
component down the line one at a time. So we get back to back to back
to back to back. Yeah, I'm fully agreed. Sam, Yes? Did you write it as Wen nuts? I did. Yes. You did. You did get them. Thank you. Thank you for that. I'm glad our team so professional at all. All of the time. That is bread. Totally fine. Which brings us to BK. Oh, that's fascinating. When these nuts. There you go. And not a really pleasant
flavor. No. Oh, okay. There's five guys. Five Guys. Oka
y. Five Guys. It's not as like bready. It's more full of a flavor,
I would say, than the Burger King one. Next up, Sonic. He can really move. He's got an attitude,
but does he have the buttons? Does he have the buttons
or is this just cheeks? This bun is a nothing burger.
It really is. Oh, well, welcome. Welcome, Hardee's. Here. Let me just break this cracker in two. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. It's like jerky. It's bread jerky. This is so bad. Follow me up with some Culver's, please. The butter isn't
making
as big of a difference as I would expect, but I can get it. Cook Out a top performer
in our collective burger assessment. I mean, it's a bun. Looking at the patty. I'm very intrigued
about how all the patties look and feel. Yeah, this is really weird, but it tastes very like pickly,
like it's been brined. Hmm. All right, let's go into BK. Oh. That's a good patty. It's a. Good patty. Next up, Wendy's. Wow criminal, how unseasoned this is. There's nothing on this. Okay. Next up, Five Guys.
Okay. It's a better version of Wendy's. Yes, it is better seasoned. I can taste that meat. It Sonic. Is that cow? No, no, no, it's not. It's a it's gamey. It's gamey.
That is not. It's not beef. It's not beef. No that is weird, man. Mm hmm. It's so fundamentally different
from everything else. This one was a surprise, to say the least. Thanks to Sam behind the camera
and his lightning fingers, we figured out that since 2018, Sonic's been implementing mushrooms
into their beef blend. Sonic says
that this move
was to increase the flavor of the patty, mixing the umami of the mushrooms
with the umami of the beef. They also said that this was to remain
more eco friendly since using less beef would lead to less cows and overall
less greenhouse gas production. Is that true
or is it just a bunch of marketing spin to cover up a cheaper patty? It's probably the latter,
but without knowing their actual production pipeline and the costs associated with that,
we can't really make the judgment call
. Regardless, this blend gave the patty
an overall gaminess that was not our favorite. So we've done
the major components of the burger so far. We've done
the patties, we've done the buns. Now I think we just do collectively,
the toppings like pickles and condiments and onions. Let's do it all in one fell swoop. So without any further ado,
let's start with the McDonald's, which has the smooth pickle.
It is so sweet. The pickles are not that like briny flavor
that you expect to pickle. It is swee
t. BK whoa. Yeah that is so weird. Is that so salty? It is unbelievably salty. Wendy's. I like the onion, which is mild. It's so mild. Onion here. Kind of a middle ground between
the Wendy's and the McDonald's. Sonic. The unexpected child of this. It's a very young pickle. It's not. Yeah. You can taste the age of that pickle.
Oh, yeah. It's figuring itself out. It's not a phase, Mom. It's a lifestyle. Wooh, with all of that out of the way,
we now have the best and worst of all, your fast food bu
rgers. We have our top contenders. When combined,
we have your best individual elements across the board,
hands down we've solved it. But what if you merge them all into one? What if you took
all eight of these restaurants and fused them together,
super saiyan style to create one massive mega burger that represented them
all. The Lord above all burgers but actually just like mid-tier burger because again,
you're taking an average of everything. The median burger. That's what we've got. Santi, ar
e you ready? I wish I could say I was,
but I have to be. Oh, it's time. It's time to make a Frankenburger. Santi, I liked you doing the Dragon Ball thing. I Oh, wait. Did you do the Dragon Ball thing? Oh I missed it - when you said Dragon Ball Z I was like... Man, here I'll fuse with you. Yeah. Where is it? Where is it? It's hard to find. That's
what they had to practice like we did it. I don't know if the kids get that anymore.
I'm sure. Dragon Ball Z is old school. FrankenBurger final taste te
st. Oh, look at it. Look at this monstrosity. Oh, it is a thing of beauty
and also a thing to be feared, my friends. Eight fast food burger all combined into this. What I'm curious about is what layer to me
will be the most overpowering, whether it's the bun or the condiments
or the patty. I'm very curious to dig into this. I don't want to look at it
straight on. It's kind of like an eclipse. And we did our best with the bun. Obviously, you can't re bake a bun. You can't re bake bread. So here i
t is. Yeah, I feel like it's like a Thanksgiving
turkey right here. Oh, look at that. Oh, it is a thing of beauty. Yeah. Keep it together. I'm trying to keep it together, Matt. I'm really trying. Oh, buddy, that is a hefty boy. Wrapping my mouth around this is going to be a mission. Yeah, I know. I heard it.
I heard it. I heard it just now. Wrapping your mouth around it. So here we go. I should have meditated before this. Here we go. Well, we got it. So bear with me. Somehow it got so much sweet
er. It is. Unbelievably sweet. Shocking how sweet this is. Yeah. Once you're done
with the sweetness of the bread, the sauces,
the condiments have all gotten sweeter. The pickle sweet,
the patty sweet It's very odd. I'm not sure why that's the thing
that's cutting through. And I think the when you mix everything
together, especially the condiments, there's the stronger flavors
get drowned out by the mayonnaise. Mustard get lost completely. Yeah, I can taste more than anything
the Culver's red on
ion, which is the sweetest
of the ones that we had. I think you're right. The mayonnaise is doing a lot here
to cancel out any of the stronger flavors. Is that sweet pickle? Is that sweet bun? Is that sweet meat, I guess? This was far and away
the biggest surprise of the day. Neither one of us could have expected
so much sweetness to cut through
this abomination of a burger. After doing some research, though,
the answer became perfectly clear. Working our way from the top,
the buns themselves we
re all varying levels of sweet. McDonald's, for instance, admits that they add a small amount of sugar
to their buns. Wendy's falls into a similar boat. They changed their bun recipe back in 2016
and have also leaned into the sweetness to balance out the savory flavors
of the rest of the burger. Most of the buns that we tried out here
follow the same profile, so it makes sense that thinly slicing and mashing together nine separate sweetbreads
would give us an overall sweeter flavor. The meat, me
anwhile, seems to fall
into a sort of circle of life situation where the cow ends up tasting exactly
like what it was fed. See, commodity beef or the beef
that's quickly produced and distributed at a massive scale doesn't tend to be fed
the tippy top of luxury ingredients. This stuff is no Wagyu, my friends. There's no classical music
or massages for these cows. Instead they're fed things like soy
sugars, corn, which, when processed, gives the cows meat
a sweeter flavor than grass fed beef. Taki
ng a look at the ingredients
for the burgers we used, none of them claimed to use grass fed
beef. Sure, there's a lot of 100% Angus
or 100% beef or 100% all natural. But that's 100% meaningless
when it comes to what they're actually feeding the cows. So in the process of deconstructing
and reconstructing the patties, we were left with a sub optimally fed. Sweet beef underneath. Really makes
you think twice about what me and Santi just shoveled into our mouths
for the better part of 3 hours. But
if I can say one thing
is that despite the monstrosity, despite the layers of bread
and everything else, this is still better than Hardee's burger
as a whole. Here's the thing. Looking at this,
I would place this as a solid five. Right? Which is exactly where it needed to be because it's the average burger. We did it. Well done, sir. Oh, this is great. I think Mission accomplished. The Frankenburger. If you truly want to understand
what the median burger is in the fast food landscape,
it is just
a very sweet, neutral burger. That's it? Yeah. I did not anticipate that. And again, that's one of those fascinating
things about food and flavor science that, you know, we continue to explore
and investigate here in Food Theory. And I look forward
to doing something like this again. Heck yeah. What do you think, average
chicken sandwich next time? Oh I mean, we were saying there's
so many ways to go and I'd love to hear what everybody wants because we could do fries,
we could get a fryer, we c
ould do chicken nuggets,
we could do the whole Happy Meal. You know, there's
a lot of different directions we can take. Wow. So let us know down in the comments
below. Santi, congratulations on this one. This is a definite win. This has been a joy to go
on this little ride with you. So in the meantime, my friends, remember,
that's just the theory. A Food Theory. Bon appetit. Speaking of mixing and blending products into something great,
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I appreciate how, as an entire audience, we thought they were gonna combine the best of each component
Would have been fun to combine the best parts of each one. Or maybe combine the worst parts of each one and see if it tasted good.
Matpat and Santi are the duo that always study together but almost get nothing done because they play too much. Itβs so funπ.
One thing I really love about these videos, Matt's hysterical laughter of disgust lol. When he starts laughing, you know it's not going to be good lol
I love Matt saying that he doesn't have time to try every fast-food burger... and then proceeds to try every fast-food burger π€£
The Frankenburger was not what I was expecting. I thought they were going to take the best parts of each burger and put it together.
There's something about MatPat laughing maniacally after taking a bite of something that just cracks me up... Not sure if it's genuinely funny or a nervous laughter...
This is literally two grown men playing with their food, I love it
You should really take these results and make the ultimate fast food burger. Find the best patty, the best bun, the best toppings and condiments to make the best fast food burger
Just curious. For any of the food theory episodes including this one, is it ever considered how the more you eat, the less tasty it would be? Could be a theory on its own. For example: eat the burgers blindly and rank them, next day eat them in reverse order and see if the ranking changes.
I'm with MatPat on the bag fries from Five Guys, they're the best part! When you're done the fries from the container, then you look in the bag, and there's more!
santi and matt work so well bouncing off each other comedically - more santi on food theory please!
You should have taken the best patty, bun & condiments from each category and build the best burger possible
Gotta love how there was an argument for In and Outβs fries and your βneedβ to find your customization, but no similar argument for Wendyβs burger needing you to season it.
22:38 matpat was cycling through the 5 stages of grief like a washing machine
matpat and santi have the funniest, nerdiest, and most wholesome bromance. so fun to watch
I would've liked to see the best individual ingredients combined into one burger to make the ultimate fast food burger
Stacking all the burger types into one and I'm out here eating like Shaggy.
I like how Mat started just laughing randomly. Eating that much fast food will make you go crazy for sure. Knowing the Dragon Ball βfusionβ means that youβre old?! πππ