welcome to the fantasy world of your dreams looks like I've got a whole bunch of quests already to take on like this guy's been yapping but he's going to give me a weapon to go kill some goblins give me a throwing Hatchet I'm sure all these quests are going to be like extremely serious and okay well this guy wants me to get his hat actually I just gotta climb up the wall all right no I get it can I just jump up the wall oh yes like Link in breath of the wild or I just got thrown off but I took n
o damage sweet there you go buddy here's your hat back actually he wants me to keep it I'll go wear this when I'm killing the Goblins also give me my throwing Hatchet come here my walking experience orbs how do I throw the throwing Hatchet okay this is it's just a hatchet there's not really much throwing going on oh but that golden diamond that's appearing that's like an enemy weak spot so I can do big damage when I actually hit it back guys I'm out of stamina can we take a second just give me l
ike one moment for a quick breather maybe no oh get parried idiot I didn't even know I could do that can you oh yeah you pathetic Beast got some more experience and more gold for that and just by sprinting I level up my running I also see some shiny mushrooms over here give me level up my foraging I can probably make some potions with these can I chop trees with this no oh I'll just chop this guy instead I have heavy attacks I do oh that's how I throw it yeet yep that's oh that's efficient hello
golden diamond hey Goblin welp die no wait how are you still alive die there we go come on get back up get back up please I'm so lonely am I gaining accuracy XP every time that I hit this Goblin even though they were just dead what does accuracy XP do for me I don't know but I'm intrigued hey buddy here's some stuff Quest completed and now I have to go to the steps of Esros can I like call an Uber instead doing a lot of running game I don't know if I got much more in me oh I was just hitting bu
ttons but I've got skill trees okay going to my ranged never mind there's nothing with ranged in here melee is there throwing hatchets no wait there's literally magic necromancy okay I'm just going to get the random necro bolt and then this absorb spell seems cool oh I did I die I just hit hit a random button and I fell over is this the ragdoll button what what just happened to my spleen oh here we go skill book let's put these in here and then I okay that's cool my absorb just kind of does noth
ing but hangs out oh more mushrooms any more goblins want to appear can test my fun new things I've got oh there's a level up okay what's this what is it this my stand ability is that what's going on here oh I've got my level UPS stamina lets me run more and do more attacks I want that like twice and I don't know a little bit more Mana I did just get necromancy to the Overworld I go I think it's just like yeah I click and my little guy moves but then can I like mine this very clearly iron deposi
t oh I can and then I can speed up time so it goes by faster oh my guy's all the way over here and the elderland woods is all the way over here I think I'm running a good uh Marathon I believe oh look at my guys I am booking it go go go go go go oh this is a neat little camp that I've just set up for myself oh those steps are very far away hello Mr chicken can I interest you in getting necromancied did you are you dead did I delete you out of existence I'm sorry buddy I wanted to try absorbing b
ut he's just dead now no way it's a level one slime absorb that did five damage all right well okay this one does more so have at thee absorb eventually I think it'll kill him yeah I just need one more get absorbed idiot okay oh my gosh is this going to hurt me if I step in it no doot dodo just walking along oops slippery oh playing in the corpse I just killed I know these guys are evil because they're crouching slightly that's just good game design can you what the hell I don't want to fight th
at guy how did he do that get back get back Bandit this is why you take a ranged weapon idiots oh you want to poke me with that stick you got too bad so sad hey also necromancy hey also absorb also get the crap kicked out of you can I hey nope get absorbed again back back this is not fair oh I am just spamming this and then if I do absorb do something happen oh I thought I would get more things back but I didn't hey buddy hey necromancy what are we friends oh no we're not sorry you just started
standing still I thought we were good all right well time to farm accuracy on your dead corpse what is this are we hello are you na'vi you're following me whoa what is that what are you shooting at are you trying to hit this chicken I think it is it's just hey buddy the chicken's tiny down there you're going to need to did I just launch that chicken all the way over there here let's see if that'll home to him yeah I got him and I got the items oh sweet speaking of witch 50 damage on this thing t
hat's so much more than mine I mean I can't throw the sword but still if I run into a tough enemy that might come in handy hey buddy I killed all your friends hope you don't mind there's 50 Necromancer bolts oh and then my little skeleton guy threw one at him yeet I missed what there we go didn't miss that time whoa you've got a lot of HP oh he's got his defenses up oh no whatever will I do learn magic idiots we're in a fantasy setting why would you not know anything about it now you're dead see
that's what you get study harder give me my accuracy XP what you guys have in here just a bunch of random resources I'll take it oh a little baby tree I can Harvest okay there wasn't a mini game in the Overworld I guess it's just a good way to get twigs and sticks for crafting stuff if need be excuse me ma'am help me can I interest you in no you're dead already what is this like a goblin Outpost I just stumbled across what is this something I want to go touch what what do you do nothing blast m
an there's oh my gosh a lot of weapons in here Goblin axe does 35 damage if I hey no guys I'm doing something right now sorry wait your turn go and wait your turn oh he's confused I think he's murdered I put the goblin axe on can I throw this thing oh man I was hoping for more damage what is oh oh I learned something from a book I didn't know that was possible said I learned poisonous bolt alright put you on too a large band of goblins are attacking rotwood fort I don't know where that's at get
poisoned idiot get wow that does so much damage ow where'd you come from back well it's simple when you're fighting a group ton of enemies it's important you put as much distance between you and all of them as possible keep your back to the wall keep your poisonous bolts going on them and I think magic gets shot out of like my kneecap cuz I just hit the floor a whole bunch stupid idiots he can't even get up here it's just a pure magic Fest go magic absorbing spell get head shot can I oh I summon
ed an auto shoot skull oh yeah this is just a nice experience Farm now Goblin Bonker well you're poisoned and then you're getting magic bolted a whole bunch and I parried him too well I mean thanks for raiding guys we done with that now though we probably should be I did just kick everyone's butt in there and I wow that was brutal oh I gained four accuracy XP for hitting this guy from up here now it's 9 15 dude I'm just keep chucking it from up here what am I doing what other necromancy skills c
an I learn looks like I need Mortal fear if I just want to develop through the list so might as well get that and there's like points I can use to expand on my spells this a lost Spirits nearby where will I just automatically get it if I do that no I think I need to be closer okay can we like Google Maps my way there or something what is this guy doing what was that what was that plan make enemies scream in fear all right let's put that on we've got a necromancy proficiency Point too so let's ju
st put that into gaining two more necro bolt charges that should be good I don't even know what I just shot over there do it again I'm beating the crap out of something oh was that the Lost Spirit whoops that's my bad ew words oh hey there's another one over here I think he's kind of kind of groovy with it get Arcaned oh my gosh that's beautiful that do anything for me or hey buddy can I do the scream thing no okay well that was a PowerPoint presentation of the scream also where did every one of
these guys just come from all right well you're getting magic spammed I don't even care give me these purple blue orb things back back back back poison bolt yeesh well if my throwing hatchets broke let's put on the knightly Greatsword this thing does a crap ton of damage so these guys are like nothing to me oh I didn't mean to scream again okay yeah this is that's that's painful all right pyromancy just went up to level two what am I doing that's pyromatic what alright I guess hey thanks game c
an I climb up this rock answer to this looks like a yes let me on yes and we're up wait didn't it say it was supposed to be steps I think I might have accidentally skipped quite literally every step oh yeah lucky they're all right there oops show me My Destiny game can I oh I'm actually I'm taking I'm praying to what the Aurora Borealis *scary noise* yeah that was the scariest noise I've ever heard in my life oh it's still going can I stop praying I don't want to pray to anything that sounds lik
e this well I mean quest done cool all right well looks like I need to start destroying warp stones for a God that scares the hell out of me I did get a new skill though which will be putting into deathly touch put you right there how does that look like okay it's just a little hand yeah I'm sorry does that I have no Mana cost oh cool I love when things are just free these all fireflies what's going on over here thought the area was like on fire oh hello big guy Mana hand poisoned you have rot l
ung Back nah back uh-uh don't come up here nope down down that's just so unfair for these guys back idiots oh this guy's still alive how much health do you have buddy oh none glad we solved that hey you got him Auto shooting skull guy thank you don't mind me he weakens him up like butter and I put him down like a sick dog also now that I think about it who would ever use the Expression put him down like a sick dog it's just sad although I must say feels pretty good to just be a murdering psychop
ath like this these skills flow into each other so well all right going into the dark cave oh this is okay weird and scary can I oh I didn't mean to pray *music* what's this smoke even for I feel like I saw a skill thing earlier that said I can attach this to goblins yeah I think it's going to be like shot put pull yep there it was sliced him in half off that I want to do that again this guy's got a bomb doesn't matter pull hey no guys I'm trying to get my stamina back everyone needs to give me
a second this is not nice I need stamina for all my attacks stupid jerks ow something's still alive well not anymore there's just a bunch of random materials in these dungeons that I can get I mean this one's just Stone but it's boosting my mining ability up and I mean I'm kind of using a stone Hatchet right now so silver needs mining level five man oh more little gemmies what are you copper level two oh yes if I can get some weapon upgrades off this sweet this is just coal which I assume I'll n
eed to cook pull mind if I do ow something just poisoned me what did oh this guy probably can I I can't like pull him over here how do you like being poisoned idiot how do you like being hit with a bunch of random goop idiot this is nice this is fair and balanced I think that just said I got like a random item though I'm not really seeing anything of note that happened maybe it was just like an achievement also if I shoot this straight up is there an enemy here okay wait I saw that just do damag
e can I just yeah I can't even see him I'm just aim lock pelting all of these guys don't mind me anyone still alive over there yeah there's clearly someone at least don't worry it's got the autolock on it oh someone up there huh it's absolutely burning my Mana but still and hello Crystal I'm fairly certain I was supposed to walk up these steps but instead I just used my grappling hook pray to be destroyed idiot is that a big old chest over there and I got zero XP and zero gold for this man take
my anger out on these idiots stupid jerk why is everything ruined all right get me up here this looks interesting it's got *incoherent gibberish* in it like a is it a wizard spell and I didn't mean to drop that all the way down there oh man well let's get out of here then why did this bridge do that I don't can I swim oh I can my stamina's running out though I I don't like the sound of that it's fine just jump out we're good we're safe everything's safe I'm not going to die from drowning time to
go report my overwhelming amount of success and can I get like a bow I think a bow would be real fun I kind of forget that I should be uh leveling up here I'm going to go into more Health to give me 400 and then another Point into Mana to give me 300 of that it says I'm at 400 out of 400 Health but because I leveled it up while I was healing is the bar just glitched I hope I still have 400 Health if not I'm going to get my teeth kicked in here you go buddy I did the thing and can I dump in all
these ores that I have at least part of it to start rebuilding the office construction I think that's just like a general goods store a stable construction would also be very helpful just dump all those in I don't have any wood bundles or any more ores I should definitely be working towards those though but now it looks like my adventure is going to take me over to Wolf Dover Timberland where I'm assuming I'll just get even more stupidly strong so if you want to see some more bloodline leave me
a comment down below letting me know I'm having a blast with the game and until then I'll just be trying to get resources to make those buildings
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