If Minecraft's Mob Vote was Good

we all know Minecraft's mob vote this year is going to be disappointing they're probably going to make you pick between like the dirt golem the glow zombie and something even lazier like the slightly bigger Pig so I thought I'd give you guys my own Bob vote you'll be able to pick between the Iron Golem Golem the liquor and Manny Heffley who brings an entire new dimension with him last year the mob vote winner was the sniffer in keeping with that theme I made my own her mob the liquor unlike the

sniffer who doesn't even have a nose the liquor is just a tongue it goes around the world licking whatever it wants if it's a humid biome like this jungle the liquor will be moist and leave saliva on what it licked sometimes little spits will come out of it they're like slimes but they want to jump back into the throats of mobs that have mouths if a liquor is in a dry biome like the this desert it'll be dry and cracked looking and it'll pick up a few particles from the block it licked I also gav

e every block in the game A Taste blocks like mud and dirt taste bad but pumpkins and iron blocks taste good if the liquor doesn't like how a block tastes it'll shrivel up for a bit but if the liquor does like how it tastes it'll keep licking at the Block until the whole block gets licked away like a lollipop if you have a yummy food skin like this burger the Liquors will be all over you you can't run from them either they're slippery and boneless so they can go under half slabs and even through

the gaps and fences the liquor mob also comes with a tongue man so keep that in mind when you vote the second mob you can vote for is the Iron Golem Golem Mojang always adds a Golem but I thought this guy guy was way cooler than anything they've done you can spawn one by building a big 3x3 Iron Golem like this and they're a bit much for protecting regular Villages especially because they have this new crushing [Music] attack but they're perfect for protecting these new Village Villages and all

of the Villager villagers that live in them since villager villagers have way more mouths to feed they grow new crops like these carrot carrots that fill you up completely when you eat them you can also trade with these villagers for new blocks like this bookshelf shelf which is exactly what it sounds like villager villagers aren't scared of tiny regular zombies but they are scared of these new zombie zombies their heads are made from small zombie heads their arms are made of small zombie arms a

nd they move around with the help of all their little legs if you vote for the Iron Golem gold you'll also get these villager villagers and zombie zombies along with some Easter eggs like this baby baby villager last but not least if you vote for Manny hefley you'll get the Diary of a Wimpy Kid biome which comes with these new Diary of Wimpy Kid villages in them you'll find Greg hefley NPCs and if he hits you you'll be transported into the wimpy kid Dimension everything here looks like the books

mobs like these pigs and cows are now 2D and handdrawn Greg's mom and dad are the new villagers because they can have babies and Rowley is the snow golem because he's kind of built like one what usually are end rods have become End Rod Ricks and there are these new fragle Mobs which are one of the only 3D mobs in the dimension he likes to crawl around caves and make Eerie sounds and sometimes he'll hop across your screen if you say ploopy in chat you'll summon Manny he's basically a God he can

change Minecraft's core code to make you an angel or even trap you inside a Diary of a Wimpy Kid oh me that was my little take on this year's Minecraft mob vote Mojang if you're watching this you rejected me for a job last year so you can't take any of these ideas if you like this video subscribe next week I'm going to add all three of Mojang's actual mob vote options to the game goodbye