you may have defeated me hero but so long as my Flory remains hidden I shall simply revive where it lies the is the matter with you you already defeated me I may not be able to finish you for good but I can stop you from hurting anyone else but you forget hero my Undead form will simply regenerate which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again you what think I'll cut out that pretty little tongue too so you can't cast those pesky spells um and I'll I'll sharpen a pole stick
it up inside you out through your mouth and wear you on my back a wling trophy for all to see what the [ __ ] dude okay here my my false eye it's my Flory you sick [ __ ] huh or maybe maybe I do kill you let you rejuvenate inside my bowels just to know what it feels like you you're a [Music] monster
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I need a whole series of this barbarian immediately. Thanks
"I may not be able to finish you for good... but i can finish you for evil"
This goes from "Sounds like a brutal, yet effective way to deal with the situation" to "... is he getting off to this?" REAL fast...
chad chaotic good barbarian
...The fuck, dude. I don't even think D&D has an alignment for this.
Infinite lich jerky im guessing.
There is this story about a goblin (I believe) that ate a lot of troll meat. The troll regenerates inside his belly, but get's digested at the same rate. So the goblin is now incredibly strong and fat. This video reminded me a lot on that story.
"wRRRigling trophy for all to see" 👁👄👁
Carrying around a mutilated lich in a back pack just to torture it by not letting it get to be evil and forever watch someone be a common and boring hero? That’s going straight into my notebook for character ideas
And like that, in his final moment, the fear of death once again inflicted its horror into the Lich’s mind. The irony ends for the self-proclaimed king of the dead.
If the lich keeps regenerating, you can harvest their bones for an infinite source of bonemeal, which is valuable in agriculture.
That NumNumNumNum at the end was all I needed.. This one is my favorite so far.. Wizards Court Ending is top shelf too!
I love this, it's like a love child between steve litchman and meatcanyon
You are definitely going to blow the hell up, dude. All your content is incredible so far.
"That level in Rogue to gain expertise in Intimidation was totally worth it."
God, I love it when youtube actually takes a look at my shit and actually suggests some quality content This was fucking hilarious, you're gonna take off the moment the algorithm takes its thumb out of its ass. Theres no other reason as to why you dont have more subs yet
If I ever get into a similar situation with a Lich, my barbarian will definitely remember this vid from a past life. I don't think my DM is familiar with this, should be funny. Hella edgin for the next Lich encounter.
Is this the start of a chaotic hero, traumatizing all the villains to be good? Amazing work!
Wow can't believe how underappreciated this channel is
I need more of this Barbarian in my life. What a great content creator. 10/10