India's Best Dancer का तड़का | Sonali, Geeta, Terence | The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Ep 315 | NEW FE

- Come on! Thank you! - Kapil... Please take a seat. Archana, after giving India some amazing dancers in two seasons, Sony TV is proud to present India's Best Dancer Season 3. I'd like to show you a glimpse of it. Please welcome the new talent with a huge round of applause. A huge round of applause for Sonali, Geeta and Terence. - Welcome, beloved judges. - Thank you. - Sonali, it's your first time on the show. - Yes. Terence and Geeta have a monthly pass! They keep frequenting! We're free. Sona

li, it's your first time. What would you like? Tea, coffee or Archana's chair? [laughs hysterically] You look lovely. Thank you. Thank you so much. I wanted to answer that with Archana's chair so I could be entertained daily, - but I can't. - Be content with your chair! Stop eyeing mine. [laughs hysterically] Seeing you reminds me of your longest dialogue in'Sarfarosh'. Um... - Sorry. - [laughs hysterically] Admit that you forgot! - I... - Don't mind, but how could you forget that dialogue? Long

est dialogue! "Don't mind..." So, if you don't mind, may I ask you a question? You're lovely and laugh your heart out. We've been trying to make people laugh for 10 years. Why'd you take so long to come on the show? You didn't invite me. I didn't think you would come or I'd have called you sooner! [laughs hysterically] I feel like singing her song 'Aankhon Mein Base Ho Tum'. Why talk about all three judges? - You can speak about one. - We're leaving. I know! - We know where the focus has been fr

om the time we got here. - True. Geeta, baby! - Baby! - No baby, please. [laughs hysterically] Geeta Kapur doesn't seem like a choreographer today, but the CEO of a private bank! Look at her. From the time I saw your account, I decided to work at this bank! Your account is the reason I stayed! Friends, nobody is going home after the shooting. We will all play chess on Terence's pants. I am ready, if the queen is nice. [laughter] Friends, now dreams come at the shop. This talent that you've disco

vered, is amazing. They've given an amazing performance. Judges, what do you have to say about them? We have said what is to be said. - Okay. - How did you find them? We found it very amazing. Archana and I have no link with dance, after seeing their wonderful performance, the entire audience is astonished. [applause] She is now the managing member of our show. Our rich judge, our classy judge, our best, our popular, you can ask her. Because she is new to the panel. These two have teamed up to m

ake fun of me. I am sure. Sorry, my voice is low today. I am only going to laugh today, I can't talk more. Again I feel threatened. - What? - I am only going to laugh. Is there an audition going on here? [laughter] No, it's dangerous to laugh here. She's always after her chair. I don't know what her problem is. Shivam, are your curls natural, or do you have to curl them? No, these are natural. When you did the headdress style, it looked very good. Thank you, Kapil. I play with my hair. Is your s

hirt like this or you didn't wash it after Holi? [laughter] - But you danced really well. - Thank you. I want to get familiar with Norbu. Where are you from, Norbu? Basically, I am from Darjeeling, Siliguri. Okay. [applause] Representation. You've raised your hands as if you're from Darjeeling. You're from Nashik. India has a lot of talent. This is the speciality of this show that they find talent from every corner of the country. Norbu, you danced really well. Thank you so much. Sushmita, where

are you from? I am from Kalimpong, Darjeeling. Okay, from Darjeeling. Now again, from Kalimpong. - Kapil, they are also best friends. - Yes. Besties. [laughter] All three of you are very talented. We don't know who is going to win. We think that all of you are winners. Thank you so much for coming, and for this wonderful performance. Thank you very much. - Thank you. - Thank you, dear. Please get the sofas. We are about to sit. [energetic music] Sonali, as you have come today, we're getting nos

talgic. We remember old things. Your ad on the soap made us, people who bath with curd, also started bathing with soap. [laughter] Even after the soap melted, people used to keep the cover as it had her photo. Mr Das started bathing after seeing your ad. [laughter] So sweet. In the movie Takkar, he was a photographer, but he clicked your pictures with his eyes. Mr Das had a request, Sonali, if you would give the permission? He wants to become the Suniel Shetty of Takkar. - Oh! My god. - Mr Das,

- we will accept your request. - Go on. I've no idea what steps I did. Ten on 10 for Mr Das. What will Mrs Das say after seeing this video? His numbers will be reduced after going home. [laughter] The point is, we didn't know which dance form was it? But it was great. They've all. Thanks. This year, - you guys continue. - This song didn't have any steps. How can two women shoot together? That's why they ask Terence to sit in the middle. So that they don't talk directly. When Terence's hair is ge

tting arranged, we used to talk. - Seriously? - My hair? The coffee-flavoured beard of yours, - awesome Terrence. - Thank you. I agree that I arrive late on the set because they take three hours to get ready and I need half an hour. Of course, When they reach the set, they ask, "where are you"? I used to be at home. [laughs] He wakes up after we reach and then he leaves. Do you come from your home after waking up? [laughter] Even we want to know it. [laughter] Good one. If his hair is not arrang

ed, then we know where he is coming from. It will be better if some things are not told. Geeta, do you take three hours to get ready? - Do you think so? - No. I think that you will get ready in five minutes. Yes, because I can't hide anything. [laughter] [laughter] In the previous season, there was Malaika Arora. Beauty replaced beauty. When Mr Sidhu left, we, too, were looking for a man. [laughter] Then! If you break this glass today. We didn't find a person with Mr Sidhu's calibre. Then we fou

nd a woman, who was stronger than Mr Sidhu. [laughter] - There can be no show without Geeta. - True. Whatever show Sony makes, once the first season is over, the second begins instantly. Even before the foam of her chair could reset. [laughter] Ask me, who is my master? - Who? - There is my master. Don't leave the chair after getting it. She is my master. Don't you know about her? She has stitched the chair. When she stands, the sofa also goes with her. [laughter] Mrs. Sonali, when Terence learn

t that you would be on the show, he started going to the gym for two extra hours. Seriously! - You may check his social media site. - Yes! Every other photo he posts is topless! Do you feel hot in the upper half of your body, or did you not have time to buy a new t-shirt? [laughing] Tell them how often you have taken off your shirt in the audition. This is an inheritance! - Inheritance? - Huh? - Genetics! It is just genetics. That's it! He works really hard. - You always look so fit and fine...

- Thank you! Terence sir! Very nice! Friends, before we move on, it is time to welcome the anchor of India's Best Dancer! With a big hand, please welcome Jay Bhanushali! [cheering] - Hey! - Jay! [audience applauding] Welcome, bro! A big hand for Jay! [cheering] - Wow, Jay! That's a loud applause! - Thank you! [cheering] - Wow! - Come on! I get it! Jay invited them. [laughing] I know where Jay's relatives are seated. You've been seeing Jay Bhanushali for so many years. He is good at his work. He

is a sweet person. But now he is a fortunate one as he is on our show. Congratulations to you! Jokes apart! He is doing great! From Monday to Friday, you will watch him on daily soap. And on Saturday and Sunday, he will be hosting India's Best Dancer! You have found a way to stay out of your house for a week. You've been married for how long, Jay? [laughing] You are right! Everyone told me that I had not acted in daily soaps for the last 15 years. That I have not acted in a fiction show. They su

ggested I should, so I said I will. The producer said that he would cast my wife - with me. - Okay! I said I am coming here to get some time off from her. [laughing] How mean! Jay's wife, Mahhi Vij is here with us. And so is their cute daughter, Tara. Hi, Tara! And there are Khushi and Rajveer too. - They are my children too! - Hi, Khushi and Rajveer! How are you? Jay, does Mahhi love you, or does she doubt you? She has come here too. [laughing] Hi, Mahhi! Welcome! - Welcome, Jay! You look good.

- Thank you! Millions of them audition to be on India's Best Dancer. It is obvious you can only choose a few. Terence sir, tell me something! Are you pressurised but everyone who you are acquainted with? The milkman who visits you in the morning and says... Does that happen with you? [laughing] I am sure people try. To please... There is no pressure. But they request if they can audition. I ask them to give the audition. There are many who come and meet me. But it's a show, and... It is a huge

show! So, we cannot do all these things. We cannot get you in! Geeta ma'am is always smiling. But we've heard that when she is teaching, she scolds a lot. - Yes? - Everyone addresses her as 'Geeta Maa'. Do you lose your cool on those contestants? Or do you look at someone's dad and see that his dad looks old and he is addressing you as 'Geeta Maa'. Do you get angry? I have always seen you smile. Do you get angry? I can get furious. - Really? - Yes! - I do get angry. - What makes you angry? The f

act that they have a dad. [laughing] - Oh! - And my children don't have a dad. [laughing] This is a huge compliment. Being called a mother is so respectful. - Yes! - There is no other word above it. When your students address you as a mom, they obviously respect you a lot. It doesn't work the same the other way around. If someone addresses Terence as 'dad'... [laughing] Then his dad... That might be true! [laughing] Kapil, you should ask why he is not getting married. - He is so handsome and goo

d-looking. - Ask my brother. Please tell us, why you are not getting married? - Jay! - Tell him how much you enjoy being married. Jay, you host today. I have been doing this for ten years. Seriously! I want you to. He is a good host. Jay, please! You work with them. You are an insider. Give some gossip! Geeta knows a lot of things about him. - Who was it... - I am the gossip queen. Yes! She made a surprise visit to his place all of a sudden. - Who was over there? - I cannot tell you. What? I can

not tell you, I will show it to you! [laughing[ The day I see her passing by, I will point at her. [laughing] I can do the same with you, Jay! [laughing] She's just joking! [laughing] "Mahhi!" Hi! Hello! - Hello! - Hi, Jay! Hello! How are you? - How are you, gorgeous? - Good to see you again. - Good to see you once again. - Welcome to the show, Sonali ma'am. - This is your first time! - Looking good! - Thank you! - Looking beautiful! What have I done? - Geeta ma'am! - Welcome back! - From across

the table? She is only greeting the rich. She forgot about me. Come on! I thought she is will greet me. But she went to them. Your wife is very friendly! We are from daily soaps. We are the same! Did you hear her? She said my wife is over-friendly. I said she is friendly! She said you are over-friendly and that you've applied mustard oil. - [laughing] - What nonsense! I went on a vacation - and he is so jealous of me. - Extremely jealous! He is so jealous! You draped a curtain as a sari. [laugh

ing and applauding] She uses everything she finds at home. Are you done? Shall we move on? Done? Mine already started walking! Come on! [laughing] Terence sir, it's a coincidence. I was headed to your academy to meet you. But he has someone who washes his clothes. Excuse me! I was going to ask him to teach both of us to dance. - Okay! - Both of you? Yes! I've heard that when partners dance, their closeness and intimacy grow fonder. Geeta and Terence wouldn't have been single if that was the case

. That is not true! Those are rumours! - True. - It's true... - Yes. - Isn't it a fact? [laughs] It's true. You care about her. What about our chemistry that is no longer there? Is it because of me? - Yes! - It's because of you. Before our honeymoon, I asked her which suite I should book. She replied 'imarti'! [laughs hysterically] Wow! I am not to blame. How much will you laugh? [unanimous laughter] Two episodes ago, I noticed that there are more close-ups of those who laugh. That's why! - What

did you think? - There's one more thing. His wife is sitting quietly and he's talking! That could also be the reason. Mr. Sharma, be serious for a change. Be funny for a change! - I am funny. - Oh, no! He's making excuses. You have to take dance lessons with me. My cousin from Delhi is getting married next week. She's getting married again! Again? - How does she find a groom year after year? - Oi! What do I say about her cousin? - I asked... - Introduce me to her. - I didn't get one marriage pr

oposal! [laughs hysterically] Mr. Sharma, I want to give an electric performance at her wedding. I want the whole world to remember it forever. - I have an idea. - What? Obstruct her rituals and give me a divorce. All the wedding guests will remember it forever. [laughs hysterically] Why don't you admit it? You're scared to dance with me. - Yes! - That's the bottom line. - Yes. Hmm. - He knows I'm an amazing dancer. Basically! We must see you dance. - Give us a demo. - No. Geeta, I danced so wel

l in college that the judges of the competition would say "once again" and ask me to dance again. He knows that. They were decent people and couldn't give negative comments. So, the plan was to make you dance until death! [laughs] That's why they kept asking her to dance. - Terence. - Sir. Teach me a dance step. If you dance with me, he might just get jealous. I'll only get jealous, but you'll get a nasty itch later! - Whoa! - [laughs] I'm not joking. God knows what brand of perfume she wears. Y

ou get an itch from miles away! - Are you serious? - Yes. [laughs hysterically] [Kathak talas] - Whoa! Whoa... - Oi... Greetings, judges. Greetings. Greetings. - Judges. - Greetings. I am Manju. I am a greedy and gluttonous person of the first order. And not to mention obstinate. My husband and I quarrel all the time. Our son-in-law is fed up with us. What are you saying, Mom? Look, Bindu. I don't want my son-in-law to say all of this during my auditions. That's why I said it myself. - Oh! - [la

ughs] Hang on. What auditions? There are no auditions here. - No auditions! - No. Then let's begin anyway. [laughs] I will clear IBD's audition this time come what may! Geeta, you can't imagine where I've been to give auditions for IBD. Where have you been? Nowhere! I headed straight here! [everyone laughs] Judges, I will perform Kathak for you. Hang on. Do you know Kathak, Mom? Seriously! - It courses through my veins! - Courses through... - Nice. - I tell the 'paan' seller to add Kathak in my

'paan' instead of 'kattha'(catechu)! [everyone laughs] Killer! You've started eating 'paan'! No. I met your dad at the 'paan' shop. He tried to impress me not with slaked lime, but a lie! [laughs hysterically] Where do I begin? Mom, do you even know how to dance? Have you danced before or have you just up and come here? Of course, I can! Just as Geeta is fondly called 'Geeta Maa' in the world of dance, - I am called 'Aunt Manju'! Yes! - Whoa! It's because you resemble a Himachali ant! As do your

actions. She has nine kids, you know. - Whoa! - Why blame the Himachali ant? Blame her father, the army ant! It's all his fault! [laughs hysterically] Believe me, he's unstoppable. Hang on. - Sonali, you wrote a book, right? - Yes. On parenting principles to raise a child. I suggest you write another book called 'How To Dodge Your Husband'! [laughs hysterically] That's enough, Mom. Stop with your nonsense. Do you have anything else to say? - Am I talking nonsense? - Yes. Then hang on. Let me ge

t down to business. So, Terence, my son. - I've heard you're the youngest of all the siblings. - Yes. And single too. Her younger sister is single too. If you say yes, I'll fix your marriage. Then we can proudly say we, too, have a terrace flat in a city like Mumbai! [laughs hysterically] Am I right? Seeing how happy they are, I don't want to get married. Oh, no! Curse my luck! He's right. You've already destroyed my life. Why do you want to destroy his too? Wait. How have I destroyed your life?

Don't ask him! He'll divulge everything. [laughs] Why do you always favour him? Bindu, you have nothing. The benefit lies in favouring him! Am I right? - Yes! - Mom! Yes or no? Crafty, bro. Very clever! Abdu, right. [laughs] It's him wearing lipstick! [laughs hysterically] - No! - [laughs hysterically] - It does look like him. - Look at me closely. Oh my God! - Good one. - No! That was on the spot! Are you done with your rubbish? - Just wait, Bindu. - I don't want to. Your rubbish doesn't end.

You embarrass me. Let me take the golden buzzer. Where is it? - Oh, there it is. - You won't get it. Thank you, judges. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. - Hurray! - Hey... Yay! I got it. This guy needs dry fruits to munch on. That was my family for you! - Mind-blowing. - Huh! - Superb. - Then take them home. - Should I pack them? I don't want to take them along. I'd rather join them. Geeta, tell me something. You take numerous auditions. Have you come across a contestant whom you rejected who ref

used to leave? - Or their parents were adamant? - Countless times. - It has happened many times. - Really! - Yes. - What do you do then? Nothing. After pack up, find an isolated alley and make a run for it! - Reject... - You have to check if your tyres aren't punctured! I'm past the age where I can survive a thrashing. [laughs] Actually, parents get more upset than the contestants. I saw on a show once. - The guy took on Anu Malik. - Hmm. "What makes you say I can't sing?" He replied, "You just

cannot!" [laughs] Sonali is so sweet. The contestants will be bound to accept her judgement. - Yes. - She used to judge a kids show. - Do your kids listen to you? - No. [laughs] They don't! Their father? Not at all! Oh my god. - How are you, bro? - Very good. - No, be seated, how are you doing? - How are you? Hello. Why am I feeling you all are behind bars? [crowd laughing] You were looking handsome, with that on. [laughing] Now, that's a good one. Very nice. - Thank you. Your creativity on to c

over this lipstick mark is... But it's really good. Lipstick mark is covered expertly. Hang on, what's this written on the back? This isn't creating memories, instead, it's deleting memories, which he has done. I'm telling the truth. I understand everything. How did you manage to get your head inside this veil? Where are you going, wearing this veil? I'm going to attend, The Oscars ceremony. Where does a man usually go, wearing a veil? Where? - I'm getting married, bro. [crowd applauding] Wow. W

onderful. Were you not aware? I'm going to be on horseback. Wow, but does that horse know, it'll be its last outing? [laughing] Mr Sharma, for this same behaviour of yours, - I've started respecting my buffalo more. - Why? Despite having four legs, she never even stuck one, while I'm talking. [laughing] Unbelievable. Killed it, bro. I'm feeling so good, Mrs Sonali. - I've been your huge fan. - Oh, thank you. Wise ones can't understand, what it means to be free, find love, then you'll know what l

ife's all about. - Wow. - You are amazing. Thank you. - What I was saying was, - Yes. Because you're a heroine, Your name is Sonali. - Okay. If you were a hill station, then what would your name be? Manali. [laughing] That was a bad one. Oh no. If you were a gun, then it would've been, Donali. [laughing] - Imagine you were a singer, then? - Kawali. No' it'll remain Sonali. Why change it? [laughing] - This is the same. - Correct. Well, Mrs Sonali. Please, say hello to Miss Geeta for me. Ohh. You

say it directly. No, Mr Sharma. You don't understand. In our tradition, boy and girl can't talk openly before marriage. Oh, God. [crowd applauding] Geeta. Bachha, how did you even think that she'll marry you? I've already said yes, inside my mind. Keep thinking. Keep thinking about it. Look, Mr Sharma, the thing is, Kiara got married. - Yes. Katrina got married. - Yes. - Alia too got married. - Yes. So now... You mean, you thought of marrying them? No, I thought of giving them a chance to be mar

ried to me. But they missed the chance. But they missed the chance. - They missed it. The same chance I'm giving it to you. As actually, I like you very much. Till when you'll keep doing 'contemporary' stuff? It's about time for something permanent. [laughing] Good one. Why do you want to get married? It's because of a carpenter. - Carpenter? I've asked him for a single bed, instead, he made a double bed. [laughing] - Geeta. - There's no space left in the room. But my bed has plenty of space. Bu

t that's not the only reason, there's one more. I'll tell you. The thing is, my life has become so free of foundations, - Freedom? - Yes, a lot. Yesterday, I got home at two in the night. But no one's there to ask me, where were you? Oh. - I want someone to ask me that. - Where were you? [crowd hooting] I really want someone, who can doubt me. - To doubt me. - Where were you? Someone who can spot hair of another woman on my shoulder and ask, whose hair is this? Whose hair is it? And I'd be like,

erm, er. If you want to do this, then that bed will remain single. [laughing] Look, like everybody, I also want to feel suffocated in my own house. [laughing] Just like, Jay. Well, Mr Sharma, you, too, must have an idea about this, right? Yes, of course. Look, I'm really telling you, get married to me. Because the groom is here, we have the guests outside. The band is also here, along with the dancers. [crowd hooting] Relatives are also present. - Hello, they're judges. Well, nowadays, relative

s judge you anyway. Oh yeah. Good one. - I said something deep. I said something very deep, you know. And we also have 'sali' for shoe-stealing rituals. - Where? - Bhanushali. [laughing] This was also good. Bachha, you're inviting everyone except Archana ma'am. No, it's not like that. Look, Alia didn't invite her. Kiara didn't, even Katrina didn't. If only I invite her, won't she feel bad about it? [laughing] Bachha, you have spoken enough. She won't marry you. Why are speaking on my behalf? I'm

ready. But I want to marry you. She is ready to marry me. She said it. Look, before marriage, let's do - a couple dance. - No, I've changed my mind. No, one couple dance should be there. Hang on, one minute. Will you be like this only? Starting with a girl and ending with another? Look, you've already started doubting me. [laughing] I'm very pleased to see these many notes, Mr Bachha. Please note it. Note it down. - Yes. I'm yours now. - Oh my God. [crowd applauding] I'll be back, I've to make

preparation for the wedding. I hope your head antenna stays like this. [laughter] This is a token of good luck from me. - Please have it. - Thank you. You've got to come as well. Please do come to the wedding. Sorry, you're the bride. I will have your bank balance as a token of good luck. Everything is yours. First, tell me who prints a 475-rupee note? [laughing] I'll see you soon. [crowd applauding] When you do something new, you post it on social media for your fans. They write funny comments.

I want to show it to you. No! - Hold on! - No! Please show it to us. ?Ms. Geeta posted the first photo. Some friendships are deeper than just friendship. Thank you, Remo and Terence, for loving me so equally, if not more. Let's read the comments. Some friendships last for as long as you are buying beer for them. [laughing] When you run out of money, your friendship ends. I have experienced it. Good one! The three of them leave for Mumbai after being told, 'you are going to Mumbai!' Good one! -

Show me more! - I get sweet comments. Wow! Jai, Veeru and Basanti! [laughing] Just that technology took away Dhano's job. [laughing] I love it! Very nice! Show us more! I can't make it. I am busy tonight. I have plan... - Plants! - Plants! What a wordplay! - Very nice! - Plants! Let's read the comments. Looks like you know a lot about plants. We've planted a money plant for five years. But there is no money! Can you tell us whether we should blame our plant or our fate? [laughing] There is green

ery even without trees and plants if girls like her are in the area. [cheering] So true! Let us see more. - Be happy! It drives people crazy! Wow, Jay! - Oh! Let us read the comments. People go here in underwear, but he is wearing a coat! [laughing] He was so excited about his friend's wedding that he got ready even before they set up the wedding dais. Show us more! Oh no! Ms. Geeta posted this photo with Farah ma'am. Thank you for always holding my hand. Thank you for never letting me fall. Tha

nk you for sharing your craft. Thank you for selflessly honing my skills and graciously letting me fly! I love you forever. That's a very nice picture. You wrote it with your heart. Happy Guru Purnima. Mamma(mom)! Guru! - Do you address her as 'Mamma'? - Yes! - Very nice. Let us read the comments. If the student is talented, only then the teacher clicks a picture with them. My teacher would have flung his footwear at me from a distance. [laughing] Oh, God! Only two knowledgeable can click a pict

ure like this. A stranger was standing behind my mom at a wedding. She robbed the necklace and the earring in the left ear. Good one! Show us more! Holding your teacher's hand will do no good. If you hold my hand, we can start a family. Who is this? Someone replied to him. If you hold a live wire, we can end this matter right away. [laughing] Superb! - Good one! - Show us more. Looks like the King of Mandwa is clicking a picture with his queen. The king of Mandwa! - Oh! - Oh my! Show us more. Ne

xt! Yes! Wanna sail with me? What was the poet trying to say? Very nice picture! Very nice body! That is it! Let's read the comments. Ask who clicked the photo! - Who clicked the photo? - Yes! Moving on! Let us read the comments. Are you running away with someone's boat, or did someone run away with your shirt? Someone ran away with his shirt. He somewhat made it in the Navy. Once he gets the full-time job, they will give him a shirt too. Good one! When the vehicle that runs on water has a flat

tyre it becomes obvious as it leaves bubbles. Oh! Who is this? Where do they come from? Show us more! - Look! Happy birthday Goldie Behl! - To Goldie Behl! - It is a nice photo. - What did they comment on this? Let us read the comments! You are so nice to call your husband Goldie. My wife calls me an alcoholic! [laughing] Someone replied to him. His name is Goldie. He replied to it, but my name is not alcoholic! They started a thread! The wife's name is Sonali and her husband's name is Goldie. D

o you live in your home or in a jewellery showroom? Good one! Show us more! When a husband showers you with too much love, this is how a wife checks whether he is drunk. [laughing] A husband goes to his wife looking like this when she has returned from her parents' place after a long time or when he has done something wrong. Correct! - Correct! - Correct! Terence, how can you say 'correct'? You have no experience. My friends tell me. You have an experience with one person. He has a lot of experi

ence! Show us more! - Thank you! - Wow! Tell me one thing, Sonali, when you started doing movies, you got crores of fans from just the first movie. So when you got married to Goldie Behl, were you mesmerised by him, or he came to you? [laughing] - Tell him. - Yes. We both were mesmerised by each other. From each other? And then we even flowed in love. [laughing] I want to tell you a secret about Jay. When he got married, he kept his marriage hidden for one year from the entire industry. - Really

? - Were you scared of giving a party or you had promised others for marriage? What? Mahhi is also sitting here today. No one can lie today. You tell this, Mahhi. What was the reason? See, you have come like a guest, so sit quietly and watch from there like a guest. Because there were many others on standby. So, he thought of keeping it a secret for one year. It happened like this that I decided to get married to Mahhi. The problem was that before this my marriage was fixed with multiple girls.

Okay. The stress was that when people will get to know that I am getting married, all the girls will come and bitch about me to her. That is why I kept it hidden for one year. After around ten years I asked her randomly while talking that I tried so hard to keep it hidden for one year and then I don't know who was it who leaked it in the newspaper. After ten years she told me it was her. [laughing] Really, Mahhi? Good option. Very nice. I am so proud of you. I told him to open up about it as one

year had gone by. Everyone has seen that we live together. No, no, no. Then I said okay if he is not saying it, I will say it. [laughing] We have been coming for so many years, the way you sing, your tunes and the metre, sir, - big respect, superb. - Thank you. He is the king of rhythm. Hearing a compliment from you. Thank you very much. - Genuine. - It is about the feel. You were sitting in front. So, from my heart, I was both Aamir Khan and Jagjit. Oh, man. This is a very weird combination, b

ut it will work. - What a combination! - It will work. Do you know Sonali? Divya Dutta came to our show once and told us a story. I want you to listen to it. Please, have a look. Show it. Divya, there is a rumour about you that you and Sonali Bendre used to jump walls to see the shooting of Andaaz Apna Apna. - Is it true? - We used to watch. We were doing the acting course together and Andaaz Apna Apna was being shot in the adjacent bungalow. So, I jumped the wall and I said, Sonali, come quickl

y, they are shooting here. Salman, Aamir, everyone's there. She is saying, let it be. We will work with them. - Wow. - Woah. You manifested that one. It is something, Sonali. You said it and then even did it later. Divya is saying this. I don't know, I can't remember it. She said that Sonali told her that leave it, we will work with them one day. When did you think about becoming an actress, Sonali? I never thought about it. That is why I could say all that. If it was in my mind, speaking this,

I couldn't have said it. But I never thought I could be an actress. You know, opportunities kept coming and... You will be a fool if opportunities come your way, and you don't make use of them. Opportunities kept coming, and I kept working. I kept learning while working, and today I am here. Whatever you did, Sonali, it was amazing. - Thank you so much. We have even heard about Terrence that he wanted to become an actor when he was a child. So, someone saw your dance and asked you to become a ch

oreographer or someone saw your acting and telling you to become a choreographer. Both of them were in front of me but I was getting more money in choreography and repeatedly. Also, I come from a family where there was a need for money. I am a practical person. I saw the money and I chose it. - I got success in it. - Great. [applauding] Practical. I am saying that you are so handsome, sir. Also, tall. You have an amazing personality. If someone casts you as a hero, now which heroine would you li

ke to do romance on-screen? There are many. Priyanka Chopra, I like her personality. Alia, she is confident and a good actress. But yeah, all these are dreams. Nothing is real. What is there in dreaming? Geeta ma'am, everyone calls you Geeta Ma. It is good. My boat sank because of this. [laughing] The acting boat. Don't you ever feel like acting in a movie and saying to your hero that, everyone keeps calling you Maa, but you say it yourself that Prem, I am going to be your kid's choreographer. I

want to be his choreographer. [laughing] It starts from there only that I want to be your kid's and then it turns towards the choreographer. That is what has been going on. But you are doing it so well. If you leave it, who will do it? That's the thing. You are doing it so well that you should continue. You watch India's Best Dancer. The kids who have come on it now they are beyond choreographers. That means their talent is much more than ours. And also watch "Hum Rahe Na Rahe Hum" on Sony TV.

- What? - Where are you going? No, no. My two shows are launching. Oh, okay. Your promotion also in the middle of it. What should we do? See, Kapil, you will come on Saturday-Sunday. But I am going to rule on Sony from Sunday to Sunday. Oh, ho. I have heard that Sony has removed its logo and put Jay's face there instead. [laughing] He will be seen on Sony all seven days. All three of you are working with Jay. Do you know he was in a controversy not long ago? So, Mahhi blocked him on social media

. So, he wrote to Mahhi's fans to request her to unblock him. What had happened? Now also she went in the middle. Has she gone happily or was she angry? - Now she has gone to block. - I am also scared now that what wrong did I say today that she went from here. Believe in this that those who love with their eyes closed are lovers, the one who loves till the eyes close, she is mother, and [applauding] and the one who shows her eyes and loves... [laughing] She is the mother of your kids. [laughing

] But yes, I have experience. I believe, for all the husbands here and those who are about to marry, I believe that if your wife puts her head in your arms and asks you the question that where were you last night. Danger. Heart attack. The answer doesn't matter if you tell the truth. It is more important to keep your heartbeat in control. This is a narco test taken by a wife on her husband. Wow, my brother. I honour you. This amazing gift that you have given to all husbands. This was a very tech

nical thing. They are all ECG machines. The answer doesn't matter, you have to keep your heartbeat in check. Friends, it will also reduce any blockage in future. Correct. Otherwise, you are gone, then and there. And I can guarantee that only those men in the audience laughed at this who have experienced this. This was very good. Thank you very much. - You are feeling it. - For giving this knowledge. Kapil is saying this from his heart, with full feel. If the wife even asks randomly that where ha

ve you come from the person who is not experienced, his lips start drying. What do you mean from where? The man himself gets caught, the girl never says anything. Before this, you did not understand the husband-wife jokes, Kapil. But now I can see that even you are feeling all this with depth. I feel that humans, I mean, the man is always wrong. Wives are very good for the health and we also learn a lot from them. It's also good for our country. Okay. [laughing] Why are you trapping me? We did a

moment with them last time, that they can dance even on the news. Let's push forward that creativity because this is March end, year-end. Why will we think of new creatives? [laughing] I read out a dialogue. - You have to give expressions. You go first, Terence. - Okay. - Gestures or expressions. - Okay. Here's the dialogue. 'A pinch of vermilion...' Oh, my! Impromptu. 'You wouldn't know the value of a pinch of vermilion, Pramod.' - 'It's God's blessing.' - Who's Pramod? 'It's the adornment of

a married woman.' 'It's every woman's dream.' 'To hell with the world. Bang!' [everyone laughs] To hell with the world! Bang! That was fantastic! He's so spontaneous. He did four people's jobs single-handedly. He also fired the gun! Bang! - Geeta, since you are... - Who Geeta? Who's he talking about? The dialogue has been chosen - keeping in mind you're a girl... - Seriously! [laughs] Had you not mentioned it, we wouldn't have known. [everyone laughs] Here's your dialogue. 'I fear not a slap...'

'It is love I fear.' [enchanting music plays] I want love. I'm not afraid of it. So, IBD's new season is coming out. We, too, have a lot of talent here. - You can't audition everyone. Those whom you don't... - True. Come here. - Wow! - So, some talented people will be coming who'll dance to dialogues. - Look, everyone can dance to songs. - Yes. Contemporary, Bollywood, hip hop, salsa... - Yes. These people will dance to dialogues. My friends, who're interested in coming on TV, please come here.

Please come. - Wow! - Here too. Are you coming here or going to the toilet? Oh, please come. Please come here. Thank you so much. Thank you. Please, you don't have to. How'd you manage to get a body inside that T-shirt? [everyone laughs] Give the mike to me. 'I'm wearing bangles on my wrists.' I'm wearing... Yes! That's amazing. I never said anything about the legs. [laughs hysterically] One more time. 'I'm wearing bangles on my wrists.' 'Wait a while, beloved.' 'I'm baying for your blood, scou

ndrel!' [laughs] Is that how you bay for blood? He's got talent. - You did very well, sir. - Thank you so much. This takes years of hard work. - Thank you. - You've to practice for years. It's the result of police complaints and spending nights in jail. - Where are you from? - Benaras, sir. What do you do, sir? I'm a small-time artist and I do mimicry. - Okay, mimic someone for us. - Sure. 'Oi!' - [crowd cheers] - Oh, my! 'Archana, you said there was just one lovesick person here.' 'My, oh, my!'

'But everyone here is lovesick!' - Lovely! - 'Lovesick!' - Yay! - Good job. - Very nice. - Come, sir. Next time, don't tell anyone you can do mimicry, okay? - Thanks. It was great indeed. We loved it. - Thank you, sir. - What's your name, brother? - Vishal Kumar Sharma. Vishal Kumar Sharma, where are you from? - Jharkhand. - A warm welcome to you. I'll give you this dialogue here. Give the mike to me. 'These are the hands of a labourer, Katya.' 'Iron...' [laughs hysterically] 'These are the han

ds of a labourer, Katya.' 'They can melt metals and mould them into something else.' 'It happened to me too.' What's he doing? Not bad. - Good. - Very nice. What do you do, Mr. Sharma? - Not bad. - I perform at Bandra, Bandstand, as the silver man statue. - Yes, street art. It's amazing. - Nice. - Show us one or two stances. - Yes. - That's a tough one. - Change. You get paid to stand! That's great. Very nice, bro. Thank you. - Thank you so much. - Please come. - What's your name? - Nitya Jaiswa

l. Here's your dialogue, Nitya Jaiswal. 'You've been surrounded by the police.' Did the police swim? [laughs hysterically] Now you know why I don't like to do this. 'You've been surrounded by the police.' The goons reply, "Same to you." [laughs] Look. It's not that hard. Very good, Nitya. - What do you do? - I'm a student. - Which grade? - Twelfth. You're cute and you performed well. Yes, next. Who else is left? Yes, ma'am. Your dialogue is a little intense. It's in the hospital and you're a doc

tor. You have to say, "I'm afraid you're a bit too late." Emote that. "I'm afraid you're a bit too late. I was just stepping out for lunch." "I'm afraid you're a bit too late. I was just stepping out for lunch." - Good. - Lunch. She did it well. - Good. - Very good. Very nice. Yes. This will be fun. What's your name, brother? My name is Aman, sir. - Where are you from? - Indore. Here's your dialogue. "Mom, I got a job." Please start. "Mom..." She's not your mom! [laughs hysterically] "Mom, I got

a job." The mom says, "Which moron gave you a job?" - I'm ready this time. - Okay. Let's do this again. "Mom!" Is there cow dung on the floor? Why are you hopping? Walk properly, man. Walk normally. "Mom!" "Mom!" Knock on the door. She has not left it ajar! The door is shut. Yes, okay. "Mom..." I'm saying "Mom!" and you keep knocking on the door! [laughs hysterically] Again. One more take. Kapil! The dialogue could just be impromptu. Okay. "Mom..." "Dad is having corn with Sunita!' [laughs hyst

erically] You have nothing left to do, right? Okay, thank you. What do you think of our contestants? - That was great. Thank you. - Nice. [music plays] What is that? Yes? Where are you from, sir? - Delhi. - From Delhi? - Have you made this yourself? - It's embroidered, sir. - You embroidered this! - Yes. Wow! So beautiful. May I see it? It's the first time I've seen an embroidered sketch. - I've seen sketches. - Oh! It's embroidered. It's so beautiful. - Can we see it? - Wow! [crowd applauds] I'

ve seen sketches and paintings. - He embroidered this. - Wow! It's beautiful, sir. Thank you. Please come. Oh, it was this picture. - Thank you for your love... - This is embroidery. Wow! - I have no idea... - But. But I'm sure you must have worked very hard on this. - Yes, sir. - Thank you. - So fine. Fabulous. Beautiful. - Delicate work. It's really pretty. Thank you so much for this beautiful gift. Thank you. - May I keep this? - Sure. - Thank you. Please come. - Thank you. I am Michael Jacks

on's distant friend's nephew's uncle's half-brother, Cycle Jackson. Ouch! Cycle Jackson! Why don't you get rid of whatever is troubling you beneath your pants? You call that dance! Raju, I will send you a video of this. Watch it at home. Then you'll realise what we have to put up with. You had to take my name! You revealed my identity. As if they really took you to be Michael Jackson, right? [laughs] What is this? What was the need for it? You're the only one... Here! Oh, my! [laughs] You're the

only one who's never impressed by me. It was hard for me to come up with this character. Ouch! I see how hard it is for you to perform as well! [laughs] Creating it wasn't the only hard part. You had received Michael Jackson - when he came to India, Sonali. - Yes. He's posing as Michael now. You can register an FIR if you want. [laughs] Mumbai Police has built a special cell for such people. They don't go themselves. They send a leopard. The leopard bites the person in such a place... That you

say ouch! [laughs] Look, I'm in no mood for jokes today. Have you ever been in a mood to joke? I'm not in the mood for jokes, but in the mood to dance. Dance and people will laugh! Go on! [laughs] I feel he has the backing of a foreign country. What! They fund him so that he can bore the citizens of India. [laughs] Let me tell you, sir. I got fed up with him and started a dance academy here at the talkies. You need to get a comb and set that hair first. May I first do what I'm about to do? - Yes

. This is for you. Are they flyers? - Wow! - In English. 'Raju Dance Academy.' - 'We teach hip hop...' - One for you too. - 'Tap dance, ballet...' - Yes. 'Jazz...' - You gave them one each but a whole bunch to me! You can't dance. At least distribute the flyers so that you have some contribution to the dance episode! Wow! He thinks I can't dance. But he thinks he's Remo D'Souza! - Whoa! - [laughs] He did a few steps with Remo sir. He climbed with him on a coconut tree. He asked if he knew how to

get off the tree. He said no. So he told him he knows. He lived on the tree for six months. Sir, collaborate with my academy. You have to make a video. You have to say that the winner of India's Best Dancer will be from my dance academy. - Okay! - Or you can make a video and say that a man disguised himself as an artist, and is bothering you. - You can tag Mumbai Police. - Correct. Sir, he is jealous of me. - Why? - When we were in college, I was good at hopping and popping! - Hopping popping?

- Yeah, popping! - Locking and... - Locking, popping, hopping! - Everything! - Copying? Yes! He got stuck once while trying locking movements! We had to call the locksmith. He danced in college. Our principal's dog was old. He was sitting in one place for three years. He danced, and the dog jumped on his chest and attacked him. After that, the dog bit the principal. Why did you tie me up if he is roaming freely? [laughing] That is how his locking popping was. [cheering] If I am a bad dancer, why

do they book me for their wedding? Are they crazy? A person had come to book him for a wedding. He asked if he is such a good dancer! The groom said he isn't getting married willingly. He is unhappy with it. But a few people are happy, so he wants them to be unhappy too. Which is why the groom booked him. Locking popping! Because of your behaviour I will quit this show. - Really? - Sir, hire me on your show IBD. I can host the show, dance, and I also do comedy. You can ignore him or beat him up

. Do whatever you want to! [laughing] Keep such baseless things to yourself. Don't put things in their head. She might want to take me out for dinner. - What? - He assumes things. - Yes! - Do you want to? - You want to? - What? - Who me? - Yeah! I am with Baccha. I don't look at anyone else but him. He assumes rubbish! You won't believe it. - He laid down inside a public restroom. - Okay. A person asked are you resting? He said it says this is a restroom! He threw him out. He opened another rest

room to compete with him. That fellow wrote the amount is Rs. 2. He wrote unlimited for Rs. 2. What do I do with him? - Oh my God! - You cannot do much! I have incurred a loss by working for my friend. He takes me lightly! - Okay! - You should be grateful that I am taking you lightly! No one used to carry him when he was young. The cradle was invented when he was born. The doctor said, you cannot carry such things all day long. [laughing] There are masseuses who massage babies. When a masseuse c

ame over to his place, she massaged his tongue instead of massaging his body, because he uses that the most. - Oh my! - Thank you! - Back in the time, the doctors never wore gloves. - Okay. When he was delivered, the doctors set up a meeting. They discussed they should wear gloves it might not always be a baby! Something like him might show up! [laughing] So sad! I can talk about his birth! But I am not in the mood to say ordinary things. Okay! I have started an international academy! - I want t

o teach international dance. - International! What makes you think you can teach how to dance? I saw the mirror when I woke up. That is when I realised that there is a dancer hiding behind this person. If God is hiding it, why do you want to explore it? [laughing] This episode was complete without you anyway. But you already wore the coat, so we had to do this. There is one solution to this, Geeta ma'am. Show me one step you've performed in your career. I want to shut him up by showing him I can

dance. I don't want to ruin my career! [laughing] I will learn. Believe me! Terence sir, collab! - Collab! - Sorry! If you fail to shut me up, then I will not shut you up! - What will you do? - I... Will you lock him up in a room? [audience applauding] A big hand for our guests! Please come, ma'am! Why didn't you collab? It is our dear friend's birthday. We would like to wish him. We have a small gift - for our dear friend! - What? Yeah! Oh! Thank you, ma'am! - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

- Thank you, ma'am! Thank you so much! - Happy Birthday! Wow! What a cake! [Cheering and applauding] Come on! First! Second, Ten! [in Unison] Happy birthday to you! [in Unison] Happy birthday to you! [in Unison] Happy birthday, dear Kapil! - Thank you! [in Unison] Happy birthday to you! [cheering] Happy birthday to me! [audience applauding] - Thank you! - Have some! - Thank you, bro! May you live a long life! - Continue making people laugh! - Thank you! Thank you so much for entertaining us. Go

d bless you! Thank you, ma'am! Geeta ma'am! Sonali ma'am! Terence sir! Jay! Thank you so much for coming. Thank you! - Thank you so much, Kapil! - It was fun! All the best! - Good luck for India's Best Dancer Season 3. - Thank you! Thank you all of you! - Thank you! - Thank you! May you always keep smiling and laughing! And continue meeting us every Saturday and Sunday. Good night! Thank you! [cheering] - Come on! - Come on! [cheering] [cheering] [audience applauding] - India's Best Dancer! - Wo

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