Irish People Try British Food For The First Time

We are eating British food, or UK food. British food! (wooh!) What's the difference? Janey Mac! Is that a Scotch egg? They actually really smell nice. It actually smells like a full breakfast. It's an egg wrapped in sausage meat and bread crumbs. Rule number one, don't put an egg in a pig, and rule number two, you can other things in pigs (David Cameron). Oh my god, that is beautiful Egg in a sausage, Jesus That is tasty Texture wise, that's attrocious Imagine that, after a night of drinking, a

nd someone just gives you one of those, blam Protein, hangover'd be gone Is it a findus pancake? This is exactly the food you'd see on Downton Abbey A crescent moon... sausage roll Cornish pasty? Ah-ha, okay. From Cornwall? Why don't they call it a Cornish pastry? Why is it called a pasty? Cornish pasty is like... minced beef, uhm, gravy, onion, and mashed potato You can smell the grease of it can't you? It tastes quite similar to the Scotch eggs So good, thank you Facts Yeah, it's sort of fine

Two for two Britain Two for two, well done, well done Is it haggis? It's haggis Lung, brain, anus of a sheep boiled in its own stomach Where did you get this, and how can I have more of it? Isn't that amazing? NO! It's the same taste as the Cornish pasty isn't it? Yeah, it's just meat That's a horror film of a sheep boiled in its own stomach but it tastes pretty damn good Yeah, it's a resounding no It's seven thumbs up from me This is nice, at least you're not throwing away parts of the animal I

t had to die Waste not, want not What could it be? It could be sausage rolls It could be ah, em....Yorkshire pudding Just a big cake of the queen's face! Oh, it's this Sticks, is it? Twizzlers? They've gone mad! Crackling? Deep fried bacon? No. Skin. Pig skin Pigs crack, pigs cracks, is it? So is this something you might get in a pub? I could imagine someone eating these on a table *Chewing sounds* Crackle Like, again, you're not wasting any of the animal, which is nice But maybe you should wast

e some of the animal Yeah, whatever, whatever created the universe, right? That was its enemy All felt like breakfast food Yeah Or hangover food as well, especially Greasy food So we can appreciate that I liked the haggis Haggis, yeah, Scottish can do a meal, I give them that I can see why Britain invaded all those countries for years just in search of better food