Uh, so what do you want to do today? I don't know, I'm sort of sick of doing the same dungeons over and over again Yeah same I was thinking that maybe we could- Wait, who's that? Oh I've heard about this I think it's something to do
with the Skyrcraft pets or something? Ohhh I've always said that pets are like underused in this game Yeah, same Shall we check it out? yea! Ah hello Trainers! I'm Professor Pine! Wait, Professor Pine? That's right! Why does that ring a bell? There's something about
this feels strangely familiar What? I'm glad you've arrived Trainers! You see, this world is full of creatures called Skycraftmon For some people Skycraftmon are just pets But others use them for fights OHHH okay Skycraftmon? I mean that's obviously a rip-off of Poke- Nonononono no it's not What are you talking about? It's EXACTLY like Poke- Nononono don't say it What? Don't say Poke- Ooh $@#% up! Nono no it's not! This is SKYCRAFTMON A completely original thing uh huh You can even catch wild Sk
ycraftmon with these Skyballs I mean, that's a bit blatant... Yeah... But first, you can choose your own Skycraftmon! You see, when I was young, I used to be a serious Skycraftmon trainer But in my old age, I've only got three left You can choose one of these to be your starting Skycraftmon Okay, let me guess... There's the Fire Skycraftmon Schmarmander Outrageous There's the Water Skycraftmon Blurtle! Oh my god... And there's the Plant Skycraftmon Schmulbasaur And there it is Come on, this is l
ame Yeah, agreed Oh look! It's my grandson Grey! He's been your rival since you were a baby Hey I'm Grey I'm 10 years old LET'S BATTLE! DININEOW I wanna be pretty good... DININEOW Like other people aaaaaare DIN DIN DEOW This is aaalll original DININEOW Just don't think too hard! DININEOW I will travel pretty far DININEOW Searching here to there! DIN DIN DEOW Skycraftmon is the best DININEOW And it's our own idea! SKYCRAFTMON! So, what do you say? This is bullsh*t, right? Yeah... I mean, I know i
t's difficult to come up with an original idea these days but this is a real doozy Yuuup Chickens Okay, I can see that Skycraftmon might not be for everyone Maybe I can interest you in something else Like what? There's a new card game Care to play some Skwent? You son of a bitch I'M IN $@#% sake Guild thief And then I play my beautiful girlfriend vampire spawn And I play my other beautiful girlfriend MOSSBEARD ANCIENT And then I play my adopted daughter I'm still looking for her Who's winning??
No one! EVERYONE
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Well, you never turn down a game of Sqwent.
I also thought Palworld was similar to Pokemon... Until I cooked the lambthing and gave it to another lambthing to eat.
At least Palworld finally addresses the problem of "Why not just shoot them to win the fight?"
The way Greg goes "let's battle" with 0 enthusiasm is great.
I was really hoping they would say “you can also craft equipment for your skycraftmon” and then whip out an ak47
You don't pick a starter in Palworld. More like you wake up on a beach, and start punching things to death till you either come across, or learn and craft, a Pal sphere to throw at a rolling sheep or whatever you almost beat to death.
"I wanna be-- pretty good." is now my motto in life.
I was expecting Team Sprocket to come out of nowhere to challenge the professor’s grandson to a Slycraftmon duel.
Kinda disappointed that Greg isnt the Skycraftmon Centre nurse
I still remember when blizz added pet battles to WoW and everyone thought it was a joke
"I wanna be.. pretty good... like other people are." That one hit way too close to home.. 😅
"and then I play my adopted daughter I'm still looking for her" 2:43 best line
What? Nobody got shot, no slave labor, no human trafficking, I didn't see 1 animal get butchered. What does this have to do with Palworld?
Technically, this is more like Pokemon than Palworld is. 😅
I died in Palworld in the middle of the open desert. After playing the game for a while, I forgot that torches warm the player up, so I started freezing to death. So I built three campfires around my character, and summoned a literal fire creature to keep me warm, but still died from the cold. I only remembered after I died that only the mighty torch can save one from the cold.
'Be you a Lass or be you a Gent you'll never pass on a round of Skwent!'
How you guys can pull these scenes off with a straight face is beyond me... I'm dying over here... 🤣🤣🤣
the call back to looking for the daughter got a good laugh from us
I was low-key expecting: "But our skycraftmon have guns." "Damn it I am in!"
I think you really improved the lyrics "I wanna be pretty good, like other people are" Relatable!