let me guess let me guess oh [ __ ] no way my PC is still on what the [ __ ] can't teach an old dog new
tricks let's go wait chck is this chat is this chat is this where I was left out at left off
that yes or no we need to get the Covington engineering supplies off this what chat okay
is this where I left I was at yes or no okay I'll rephrase that I forgot to hit you over
the head and drag you there I can drive good yes okay good think I herniated a disc lugging
you the other day yeah small
consolation the [ __ ] chill yo alotabi stop text you're the
only [ __ ] that's texting me man can you stop [ __ ] alabi stop taxing car taxpayers
treating you [Music] right damn bro call Franklin Clinton oh [ __ ] yo what are you dog can y'all hold on guys hold on y'all let me charge my slave monkey boy bro [ __ ] chill dog let go tell him to meet us at the lot
Franklin who don't drag this out he's in your crew we know that we need him G I got
a question he friend what's the percent C how
long would it take me to finish this
whole game y'all how long would it take how long would it take me to finish
this whole game y'all how long would it take it's happening I'm lot
off El Rancho quick let me know 40 hours yeah I'm sorry right 40 hours but
your skill is 100 no oh my Trevor pH it would take 40 hours Trevor are you really that
stupid he's waiting there I had him picked up [ __ ] the kid from your crew is going to
play Lookout Phillips is going to fly you in and you're going t
o repel down and oh my God
that is long Mr K Trevor Trevor 12 hours if him close you keep an eye on him and he knows
I'm in with the FIB you struck a deal you watch him I'll try to keep out of wa chat yeah
let me see how long GTA 5 how many hour does it how many [Music] hours
hours does it take take to beat def so 32 hours so 32 hours 32 hours and
said how many hours is all right bet so 32 hours so chat how many hours am I in right
now then Chad how many hours am I in right now you know wh
at you better keep a low profile
yeah I think I will see you later I'm only 2 hours in who's that kg [ __ ] huh no it's another
kg [ __ ] all right not you hey T enough with the faux political [ __ ] I'm only 2 hours in Franklin
bro how do I turn it yo [Music] [Applause] bro where is notifications you better take off really
[ __ ] I'm good I ain't bailing come on what am I detecting some uh some sort of uh son
I never had [ __ ] here Mikey huh Hey listen if you want to replace some father f
igure you can
do a lot better than this fat snake all right this [ __ ] would eat his own kids like I said
Franklin deranged yeah and best friend exactly that's Trevor my best friend that's Franklin the
son I always Chad do I skip this cut scene yes or no two hours left you're only doing main missions
I'm going to do all the heavy lifting on this job okay Trevor all I need you to do is fly me to the
Target copyright music cover me from across the street we're going to make these [ __ ] happ
y and
we going to walk away from this thing clean got it okay got you all right and we do this and they
help us spring Brad right yeah we'll talk about Brad later all right I got to change you better
grab a head start nice to meet you homie yeah whatever the government
[ __ ] at last yeah bite me oh all right let's do this thing we need to go to the agency Headquarters downtown bro why do I have to your new friends are a riot no wonder you
said sayara to the old crew walking away ain't easy
Trev sometimes I guess you got to make
compromises what happened to D why do they always make me like ride these helicopters and
[ __ ] annoying wife two kids remember them you get tied down you can't move anymore they keep
making me drive these helicopters and [ __ ] Bro those ties why you got roped in on this F
suicide P for as long as it keeps me amused I am n I'm not going to lie bro there's no way
I'm only 2 hours in this game bro there's no way you know you there's no way I'm only 2
hours
in game I've been playing this game so long bro that's C there's no way I'm only two hours
in this game bro I can't believe I've been playing this game way longer than 2 hours bro
there's no way yes you are no I'm not I I've been playing this game for more than two hours
bro you feel what I mean bro there's no way I'm two hours in is on the west side of the tower get
us in position so I can repel down how the [ __ ] I get out of the chopper
here I'm going to pass out bring it down I
am [ __ ] how do you bring it down oh how do you think down how do you bring it down bring us down a little like that no way you [ __ ] around while I'm out there I'll
climb back up this rope and strangle you with it yeah ramp CH wait what do I
oh rle down all right okay okay what am I exactly
doing chat hey we're looking good F your tonsils will be playing
shadow puppets you think we can't do that we can it's in our guidelines I
don't know what you're talking about I st cinemon equipment n
ot surveilling
grab his other arm no no no no no oh [ __ ] you think you're impenetrable see how you feel with this
is 18 in deep inside get the lube what the [ __ ] [ __ ] the lube let's dry do oh my
God the thinks you're dead genius oh my God I want to see this you be wishing you were put
it in him oh my God put it in him oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this terminate him close this problem
right now yeah can use a little back up here get me the station Chief 36 flow [ __ ] [ __ ] fire
on [ __ ]
come [ __ ] slow down [ __ ] get off me I'm freck [ __ ] what's happening hey give
us some Mo here don't shoot me who else do I shoot who else do I shoot who else do I shoot damn do I shoot what oh rooms clear T get the witch get us out
put him down people get your ass back we need the hey we need to be clear of this
building the guy what do business clean it up we'll move on you damn softy
I knew you were a liability you [ __ ] T trying to shoot you Mikey shoot the G eat your Dr go up why
is he
not please why is he not going up get out of here oh [ __ ] somebody called me attracted the attention of their air unit
yo hello sir what is it um I just got some fresh hot pizza do you want a fresh hot piece of
pizza I literally just ordered F wow [ __ ] it just give it to me I'm might to just kill some
yo look look what I found all right bring it bring it bring it well I don't have I don't
have this but I got the plug I'm about I'm about to start buying hella okay all right just
b
ring I'm might to kill some my L just come all right well I cancel that order you got a
boogey coming at you Franklin the [ __ ] [ __ ] God an attack on US government agent is in Act
of War we are clear to engage you D mother hey I'm clear oh yeah good work land immediately
this mission is crazy wait instruction we will shoot you down I don't want to disturb
you Mike but you might want to do something about the coer before we're blown out
of the sky Mike who is Michael who is Mike what do I
do I got one thank you [ __ ] you're very welcome I got a
I got uh brownie as well if you you got wings no bro white no chicken no [ __ ] chicken no bro
I got pizza pizza you don't have to get wings with pizza who orders pizza with Just Pizza
Chad do you order wings when you order pizza yes yes no yes everybody will say yes no no no that's C no hell no no no no
no no no exactly you're weird that's cut bro must be an urban thing that's CP that's CP bro oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going
to fall
just STP in you'll be fine bro what is he how do
I beat this this Mission bro where am I getting shot at you're good
sit back and enjoy the ride sh how do I beat this I don't see the helicopters
[ __ ] this what the [ __ ] is going on bro there's no way these bullets are not [Music] hitting bro there's no this Bullet thank you dead here to do a job Clear set us down
at that lot finally rer that Comm Commander stop saying well well well bro come
in Franklin this might be the time to make you
r exit we'll talk soon piece of good though what
the [ __ ] people that doesn't matter this why this piece of good I do home theater I'm not
I don't care who you are now why are you doing this to me hey why this P so good we got some
friends with the bu they'll explain everything seriously you saved me thank you thank you
don't mention it the bureau the FIB they will make everything okay I'm sure don't worry
they'll look after you the things those people did to me bro I just wish I had chic
ken BR citiz
chicken and bro chicken and Pizza is like the best combo chicken and Pizza is
the best combo y'all the best combo the best M that's good okay I'm good oh [ __ ] oh wait come down in the lot Trevor let's go yeah we you go easy H thank
you oh want you save me hey hey no huh no no no no no no no no hey hey I said easy
Fu we did all that just to kidnap him bro I'm go get out like [Music] what all of that just a kidnapper in bed with the
bureau and a new running buddy yeah he's more
of a Protegé yeah what you going to teach him to be
old before his time yeah to Never Grow Up that seems like a good kid Michael look at this huh
new city new set of problems but the idiots ah they stay the same yep I guess all right Chev I'll
see you later oh you better believe it buddy well that that mission went is easy Mission passed pop
up pop up pop up pop up what I don't get a mission passed what prizes I love a work
shows they make me cry there we go really fantastic all right CH
what do we go to now we go to m Chad do we go to the m what do we do now we go to the mm all right bet
the pop video awards so relevant so controversial yeah fantastic like the [ __ ] next caller
hey there I'm sa bro I just yo C I just can't believe I just can't believe that bro I'm only 2
hours and inside this game when I've been playing this game for hours bro more than 2 [Music]
hours shoot I just can't believe that why do I need a personal trainer to me Me Hold Me To
The Ground tell me
that I'm worthless sweating on me who wants to share sweaty equipment or get
disgusting you're so loud be quiet was what you nuts damn just speed found the perfect fail safe
solution surgery thank you that's a guy after your own heart L idiotic and superficial go to the
Shrimp Club no bro what's up every time I go to the strip club hey buddy I get too crazy bro and
I don't want to do that again IED you I get way too crazy when I go to the strip club bro are
you going to drive yes call her h
ey llo that's offensive what you said about fantasy football
you mean when I said it was for creepy perver to holy [ __ ] strap pecking away at a laptop I'm
not a just really a fantasy sports I football team I think about it for two CL God I literally
turn right and the next person turn right too then dead me and my friends get together with our laptops and watch the game it's really
exciting I love statistics okay so oh yeah baby there's only one statistic
I'm that was dope come on now it'
s too easy really classy that's one day you
understand about I good driver speaking of here's an interesting caller that wants to talk about well it is the fourth planet from
the sun and my good driver iron oxide this is your space moment of chap feere I
mean why do we have a dune buggy up there I don't even have a dune Bugg Mars is [ __ ]
godam love to go to Mars or a space station you know get some groupies up there watch my
DNA fly across grabity be amazing [Applause] finally I just went
here for no
reason bro I wanted to do like a a [Music] mission bro I wanted to do the mission bro wait is it outside CH I'm confused dude triangle right oh it's right here what is wrong with you smoking in my house you
know ever since that psychotic pal of yours turned up you've turned into an even bigger
[ __ ] shut up [ __ ] thank you your support in my difficult times means the world to me I've
supported you I left everything to come here with you and still that crazy bastard turns up sh
ut
up I'll handle it how I don't know oh you know what just keep him away from me and the children
you low life wh mongering [ __ ] did someone say yoga oh my not this oh my God [ __ ] hello Fabian
darling Namaste Amanda are we ready to practice yes oh yes she's very center a regular Oasis
de [ __ ] it is hawaian Fu and worst friends no wonder I'm so upset you to please Namaste we
practice Miguel join us please no please no no no hell no bro come come come awesome what the
[ __ ] am I doin
g so FB if you can make me as happy and melow as my wife it'll be a job well
[ __ ] done we are all on our own Journeys Mel yeah no doubts why is she driving a tank on
hers Chad Chad Chad do y think he's [ __ ] my wife perhaps to deal with your hostility
Michael now here is good we have this son you got think he's [ __ ] my wife the [ __ ] now
we begin and put the [ __ ] to the Earth yes we begin each sequence kadana bro what is this
missing bro or Mountain po all [Music] right bro mouth an
d anos are perfectly in line show him
Amanda bro I'm skipping this [ __ ] bro I don't know about this bro what am I doing and out the
mouth Let It Go wow Michael I never thought I'd see the day Micha that I never need a day you
cheating bastard drink [Music] M bro no way I'm stretching in GTA bro now like what is this and
out through those wrinkled lips feel all that hostility insecurity and self-centeredness drift
away oh my this is going to have to do now we will do something more complic
ated sometimes when
I do this pose I weep uncontrollably for hours bro oh wow you that the [ __ ] emotion
inside I feel like I'm channeling [ __ ] right now Chad this can't be real bro
breathe this can't be real he's got great course strength for someone
who's totally rotten there breathe Mel erect Ted hold it stroke it stroke it
oh yeah breath I'll stroke it all right out through the mouth I'll stroke it big
he's actually trying I can't believe it bro my wife is so annoying bro like I
wa
nt to like chat I really yo chat in this game like it's is it the option where I
can like divorce or the silly man forgets to breathe bro I want to divorce her so
bad think of all the strippers who've been over to pick up your dollar bills
what I'm about to feel some emotions all right what remember children do not feel
the unknown is a way where I can divorce her somewhere in this game show us Amanda
I don't think Michael's up to this h he may surprise you bro why am I stretching bro
yeah
feel the flow everything is flowing in me oh hell no bro mik CH is he gay you CH he got to be gay right there's no
way hope there is time for yoga to save you your lungs they work yes Michael you
have to search like this my friend let it out baby when we met he was actually limber
breathing is almost the most important thing no fabian's body with your bank account would
be the perfect man what bro take in the air and release it did she just [ __ ] say that for real
Breeze out please this i
s what I was talking about can't you see how blocked he is Breeze please
she's an [ __ ] bro can you wash that mat later it's going to smell all bloody and Smoky and
mich bro your LS why bro why am I with this girl bro isn't this better than robbing murdering
and being an [ __ ] bro D the oh my God she about to make me say it I swear to God important thing
no I promise you she's about make me say it m the backward eye I promise you this girl is about to
make me say it bro I don't even give
a [ __ ] bro takeing the air and release it she's like just
like edging me and keep edging me no vanity come on you have come a long way today
Mikel yes later you will cry like a baby right CH what is the point of bro CH
what is the point of yoga is it down though I'm glad we have helped with your
impotence Miguel bro get me off this [ __ ] bro get me off this [ __ ]
Jimmy you still here get me out this [ __ ] dumb ass [ __ ] mission bro bro where do I go James leave me alone oh my God my f
at ass
[ __ ] son you got to be [ __ ] kidding me oh yeah [ __ ] you you know what if there was
a rape button I'd be using it right now unless you're a [ __ ] and you like that sort of [ __ ]
then I'll just rape your I'm talking in your TV hope it's not did I pay for that yeah you smashed
the other one didn't you you just got him in the face all right come on I want to go for a ride
El SK what did I do all right so I'll go meet him with you come on I want to get out of the
house I'm not go
ing alone come on this is [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] threatening to molest your
online buddies is [ __ ] hey they're not my buddies they're the only people you speak
to chat well I molest no what never mind bro what was this skip so where's your
friend check can you like replay it Burger Shot everybody keeps saying L skip what was it yeah nice to see the kids are still hanging
out at the burger joints me and the guys we' go down to the diet every day get milkshakes fries
e please you know you're
really creeping me out I'm trying to relate to you send me the send me
the link of the uh video so I can watch it you're trying to take me on oh my God you're such a
cliche oh says the dope smoking game playing live at home world owes him a living living home
world owes him a living Millennial I knew it I knew was going to slip the monsters been exposed
what the hell are you talking about the real you that bitter and addictive old man you pretend
you're being a father but you hate me don't
you I don't hate you Jim how many times I love
you I'm sorry if I don't express that correctly but why do you think we're here together because
you're scared [ __ ] watch on YouTube bro what was it bro you're an armchair psycholog y' are being
annoying bro all right what CH what would help out is when it's a good scene be like don't skip don't
skip don't skip like how supposed to know that the like I I keep telling you I I never played story
mode W bro one God I never I I I never played GTA
story mode really so yall going to have to tell me
when it's a good skip or not I really do our BAS there he is the friendly neighborhood drug dealer
yo what up you know what bro let me watch it real quick you have come a long way today Mikel yes
later you will cry like a baby yeah right his chakras are completely blocked don't worry
about him show is it downward dog I'm glad we have helped with your impotence Miguel
what' you say your sexual energies have been blocked for back into my pel
vis hey
back back yes there hey oh oh oh oh my God enough of that sh oh hell no beat his gay
ass man Mel but what is the question uh why am I such a [ __ ] we are leaving and
he's [ __ ] my wife good you are alone you pathetic psychopath that's that's what
the [ __ ] I skip H it bony oh hell no bro yeah back to my [ __ ] game hey Chad don't
ever tell me to skip some [ __ ] like that don't ever y [ __ ] life don't ever yall [ __ ] [ __ ]
life bro that [ __ ] bringing back memories don't eve
r yall [ __ ] life tell me to skip some [ __ ]
like that don't ever when it's a scene like that don't tell me to skip that [ __ ] don't [ __ ]
tell me bro cuz that's exactly what the [ __ ] happened to me IRL bro this like that this
real [ __ ] this ain't GTA now this ain't no game [ __ ] don't [ __ ] tell me to skip some
[ __ ] like that when it pop up man good to see you what are you turning tricks to pay for this
[ __ ] huh hey who's the old man the [ __ ] man D oh all right forever your
damn life yeah you the
kid selling Jimmy pot by the pound this [ __ ] is annoying bro a Jimmy bro your dad's funny man
come on do this [ __ ] and let's get going oh yeah don't laugh me on life bro oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah come on what the [ __ ] Jimmy just hold on a seconden with a gar got relaxing and inspiring
flavors like Irish coffee fruit juice hamburger meat or I'm careful with that hey let's bounce
bro this was the most dumbest Mission evering now is that what we're doing Jesus [ __ ]
Christ
bro this mission is so dumb now what can we just get back to the house please can we just get
back to the house please Dad Dad is the [ __ ] so I [ __ ] hate you Dad I'm driving because
normally you're such a between the white lines friend to The Pedestrian bro this kid is so like
bro Chad this kid is so disrespectful bro I wish it was a scene where I could whoop his ass I want
to whip his ass bro oh man this trash ass Mission bro your turn I'm over here taking out my fat ass
son h
is fat [ __ ] ass what the [ __ ] going on starting to feel a little the [ __ ] no I ain't
even what is oh just paranoid is that paranoia yo what the [ __ ] jern you should see yourself yo
what is going on drive home I a even take a shot of that whiskey oh [ __ ] you quit bro I got to
pull over what is happening in it it's harmless FS have been using it for decades antiz me what
happened F [ __ ] protecting you why am I drunk also I took money open your bank account and I'm
moving out corre
ct you're too crazy dad goodbye [Music] what why am I drunk I drank lean [Music] what what the [ __ ] is going [Music] on what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] is going on what the [Music] [ __ ] what in the [Music] hell bro I'm tweaking
bro I'm so [ __ ] hot right now I always thought I was the good guy I'm
so [ __ ] [Music] high holy [ __ ] I got in a bit of an awkward situation holy [ __ ]
you ruined my life I'm weakend bro you are nothing but a murdering cheating hypocrite
I'm so [
__ ] gone man oh my [ __ ] god holy [ __ ] you took a wrong turn a long way
back I'm so [ __ ] gone chat oh my God two [Music] different Jimmy you little [ __ ] oh Jimmy I'm about to
kick your ass dude Jimmy I'm about to kick your fat ass man I a about to kick the [ __ ] out
of Jimmy fat ass I'm about to kick his ass bro I'm sick of this [ __ ] kid bro he pisses me
off he's [ __ ] fat he's annoying he sits on the game and play the game all damn day he
talks about molesting children I'm sic
k of this [ __ ] I can't do this anymore that [ __ ]
can't act better than me [ __ ] shut up [ __ ] shut your black ass up you know what black
[ __ ] I don't get this shut your black ass up bro oh my God shut your oh my God oh my God
oh my God get away shut the [ __ ] up dumbass civilian shut your yeah run oh my God what like
I [ __ ] killed her or something get your little dumb ass on y'all pissing me off bro everybody
pissing me off bro my kid my wife damn sick of this [ __ ] family bro I
'm like my somebody some
[ __ ] yoga instructure is [ __ ] my wife are you serious and yoga instructure is [ __ ] my wife oh
yeah and not [ __ ] follow all right bro yeah bro today is not my day today bro I swear today's
not my day man this is some BS dog B [ __ ] s insane man I'm about to kick Jimmy fat ass
right now let's go 101 hello come here boy hey come here I'm home come here where you at
anyone here you [ __ ] kid oh hell no the [ __ ] honey honey honey what the [ __ ] you're
at wh
ere's everybody at what the [ __ ] hey Jimmy where your fat ass oh Jimmy where's your fat
[ __ ] ass at he's hiding in the house he's hiding in chat he's hiding in the house where
is he he's probably in a [ __ ] kitchen I'm back Michael I think you finally lost
your mind your recent Behavior and the company you've been keeping already had me very concerned now you've taken to attacking my
Fabian who is a close friend and then Jimmy said you took drugs while driving him in your
car we've dec
ided to move out for a while you promised me you'd change and you haven't changed a
bit I know you say always act like I'm in a movie well this isn't that I think I'm going to speak
to a lawyer I'm just really confused why please don't try to contact us and try not to get
yourself killed Amanda she broke up with me [ __ ] she broke up with me I got she broke up with me bro I'll stay getting cheated on bro
I'll stay getting [ __ ] cheated on what up chat it's time to switch
characters it's t
ime [Music] for [Music] Blaster stat chat stop spamming her
name bro y'all pissing me off bro y'all about to make me really in my stream bro I got
to shave my back to be part of this Club I bet none of you [ __ ] even know how to fight
man let's [ __ ] fight buff [ __ ] buff piece of [ __ ] hey get your man you black son of a
get your black ass on man [ __ ] off you know I don't even want to fight you you too black
get away that's [ __ ] wait go to Franklin or Lester but CH Lester has a mis
sion
you about to get go to Lester [Music] oh [Music] [ __ ] myud oh God Chad doesn't ler has an ability
too Chad what is Lester ability again I forgot I forgot what it was what is lesser ability oh [ __ ] help me get the [ __ ] out the way I don't feel like having a cops on me Santos [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that's that is Franklin
Mission it says L return that oh it's Franklin Mission oh so why the
[ __ ] y ain't why is it called L then L for Lester right go to F oh
holy [ __ ] that says Fran
klin go to T what Lester oh I'm tripping no F better go to F bro that says Franklin oh y'all are pissing me off broing me go to F I'm going to f what are you talking about
what the [ __ ] are you talking about fool you're a blind [ __ ] fool who the
[ __ ] is this [Applause] hello is he even talking oh we can do more than talk my friend sucker bro yo y'all bro y'all people in
the chat are disrespectful as [ __ ] very very disrespectful y'all think it's
funny for a man to get cheated on I hat
e that it's not funny at all for a man
to get cheated on just let y'all know it's not funny at all and and if you genuinely
think that's funny bro wait till bro wait till you get cheated on I would never
laugh at him man forget bro can these [ __ ] bro can these [ __ ] drop please bro wait chat I got to switch to
Franklin to do this Mission yes or no y I got to FST to Frankin to do this Mission I just told that broke your godamn oh [ __ ] no okay okay baby the easiest way I
think I had to s
witch chat I think I had to switch of course smoking a cigarette man quit
that [ __ ] man yeah I know I take speed mostly and look at me boom best [ __ ] for my life
yeah yeah I can still take you sugar tits that's because you're [ __ ] deranged because
you're in good [ __ ] why don't you stick doing [ __ ] crunches and feeling bad about yourself
all right pork chop hey [ __ ] you you know I'm beginning to think that's exactly what you want
we called him deranged yeah Jesus just said the sa
me [ __ ] thing to my wife you see his face
that last time I popped it boom Oh ladies god you're an [ __ ] you you back there I know
you but you you I don't know yeah well until I see a reason otherwise why don't we just
keep it that way Steve what a pleasure bro oh he reminds me of one of those guys you
see advertising pills for middle-aged men that can't get erections hey Devon Weston very
good do I got problems catching the boner yes or no cuz let me tell you something that guy get
it's
more tail than uh than a tail catcher have to [ __ ] remember that line you where did we
meet nowhere pal yeah we did nowhere pal what are we doing here huh this please keep this s
basted away from me no no Ferdinand he's gone skip this he's gone it's okay I've got some new
friends here you want skip this this is Michael and this this is tror no now our friend here
he claims he doesn't know anything I I don't know anything I don't know I already told nothing
nothing I don't know anything p
lease please sir you know about the azanis huh azanis I do audio
visual highi audio visual it's top man good priz VIP you know you're [ __ ] spy what the hell
you know this do I need to know what did you tell them and what did they tell you I told
I told them what' I tell you uhhuh what I hey who what is this the house in Rockwood Hills the
man who owns it he works at the consulate what is the point that's all I know that's it that's it
that's it I go you going to make him speak no no no no
you two are going to drive up to Rockford
Hills and when we find out which man is the man with the problem you put him down cuz I'm tired
of these [ __ ] nitwits at the agency taking all the glory let me go all right [ __ ] is all
this huh I think it's a good time buddy you know go for a drive waiting no you get to work
and uh I'm not here bro what am I about to do to this young man the guy's your neighbor Caesar's
Place Hills I did not want to see that [ __ ] let's go yeah the more I see
of your boss the more I
like it if I was you I wouldn't be so critical of who hey gosh I'm not going to lie bro I want
to hurry up and finish this game y'all there's nothing we can do like bro like I just want
to finish the game already bro but it's like this game is so freaking long [ __ ] and that
would make it very difficult so freaking long oh well for you you know who else is having
trouble keeping secrets as so long me after you brought Trevor in on this like CH like
I probably won't
ever beat it your you like 70% shut the [ __ ] up no I'm Noto you're
just trying to make me keep playing a game if we didn't control I'm not 70% bro he une
Earth disc you're just trying to make me then whoever flips out beheads me kills my family
or first I said I got 20 some more hour damn I don't know which is worse [ __ ] anyway any
of that could happen at any time slow No you're almost done bro stop lying to me bro I'm like
[ __ ] 20% bro he knows I got money and now he knows I'm worki
ng with the FIB does he know how
long you've been working with the FI 70% wah you just said wah too either you were working I
might actually be 70% then he just said into an ambush one of them spent 10 years on the run
and the other landed in a federal penitentiary or he just say I am we stumbled on the cash
Depot job Brad went down you went down Trevor got away bro just quick you don't even follow
the story I hey shut up bro whoever just said that dumb ass I'm not following the story you
dumb [ __ ] I know what's going on a matter of fact [ __ ] ass [ __ ] and you end up who's
to say which of those is true you're not even following the story being alive you think I'm
about to quit when I just play Bob playing this game for hours the second remember shut your
ass up you just said the most dumbest [ __ ] ever bro hey you remember after the bust I was
in all the papers I was on the Evening News the man who killed Michael Town yeah I was quite a
trophy a good head to hang on yo
ur wall about to Quick after I just wasted all my time on this
this place hell no Davey they've been shooting the real [ __ ] of Suburbia here the last few weeks
no way that's your guy [ __ ] you are kidding me I'll call Steve all right so realistically
how many hours do I have to play for this to beat it wrong house realistically this guy is
an our guy okay okay okay you sure you don't silence them just to make sure we're silencing
someone we're silencing the right someone get me another a
ddress can I get you anything 1
hour CAT bro hey you want a coffee have to go again oh [ __ ] turns out that was the wrong
AER bani we need a new address from Mr K choose your instrument and go to work on it where do
we start hey buddy wait what are you talking about the wrong guy no who do you want just tell
me what you want huh man huh please look at me please use a to Pi exit torture Chad which
weapon do we choose which weapon do we choose know what this is about which weapon do
we choo
se the problem is pillars so what are pillars I know Asis kistan pillis whatever
you want huh hey hey please order pillars just tell me what to say there'll be plenty of time
to try all of them I I don't know what this is about what is a pillar look nothing here is
screaming new address the rant I know azanis tianis Tajikistan whatever you want huh this
right here hey hey please please just tell me what to say I can't legally tell you to
do this but do it let be wed please don't that my tee
th are perfect Chad that's called a
[ __ ] I don't I don't know waa what grip his [Music] tooth oh [ __ ] my oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] that's way to make a man talk is to stop him being able
to talk that too much oh [ __ ] I feel that [ __ ] I had braces bro
a [ __ ] oh bro Mr Phillips [Music] about dier losing too much right under
rested Highway well that wasn't so tough was it huh did you get that you
hear him lives in Chumash the Western Highway the [ __ ] bro you're driving rememb
er
her does not take coffee breaks e what a dick God I felt that [ __ ] you're
about 1 hour away from ending actually I'm 1 hour away from the ending am I so how
are Steve and Trevor getting along seems like a productive relationship hey the car seems like
a productive relationship now like I said he's got his uses and as you can see we're trying to
take full advantage of him then what this thing with the agency gets put to rest and we don't
need you anymore right now what about Trevor wha
t about him I need some resolution Davey you
let him walk you said you'd clean the whole thing up back in north yton and you told be a clean
job no casualties man I don't know bro I wish somebody could just give me an accurate [ __ ]
I really wish somebody could just give me an accurate like just something accurate nobody can
ever give me an accurate answer bro has he said anything about I'm sick of it [ __ ] yeah he has
I'm sick of it I keep changing the subject you know he none of y' boys
can never give me an
accurate answer on how long I am that's good fine work we'll send another letter it's about
time anyway oh so that's you sending those [ __ ] letters to Trevor huh 4 hours okay 4 hours is it
4 hours locked up in high security and not well not 6 ft under in a grave marked Michael town the
train is right from it's a good exercise is it 4 hours go to [Music] settings all
right find out who we're looking for yeah we need the description of
the target yeah uh I'll take car
e of it loosen him up no no please I tell
you you again please Bro not [Music] again can you please get to work let me
get the chainsaw the anticip let's get the chainsaw always worse really
let's get the chainsaw [Music] what [ __ ] hey hey now huh now you ready to
talk I ready to talk the day I got K six weeks ago afid of yeah yeah this guy we're after what
does he look like I was like middle age yeah sounds like you're stalling this going to be
enough middle age middle Height Middle bui
ld whatever he's dark okay he's aani for God's
sake look around that enough for you bro we going to kill this man Chad which one is it
CH which one is it middle a you see anyone down there who might be in aani [ __ ] do I
know you might be in Aina for all which one is aani one look like they look eastern half
this town look Flor Davey you got to follow the Sha and the collapse of Comm that yeah Chad
that looks like a aani out he looks like a aani in make a call Dave rir some more info on th
is guy
there having a party down there oh heit him right here that's a aabani isn't it that ain't
going to cut it my friend [ __ ] [ __ ] let me see I remember sorry too late Trevor
show our contestant what he's W today I remember I [Music] remember oh let's do
gasoline nothing to complain about here pal this is totally legit what if you get it
wrong my mou I was drown I got blood in my mouth oh torturer bye-bye bye-bye little boy you're going night night look at me I am a
genuine governme
nt man oh my God wait CH he's going to die let up let's
get him up right he's going to die terrible the government knows what's best for
you then the government should kill me so what have you got for us H we need treb
to shake up your memory again no no please he's got beard he's got beard uh-huh I think
you're making this up no no I'm not no yeah I'm telling the truth pushy beard got any beardy
types at this party huh because that's all Mr K is giving us no you know I'm thinking maybe
we
ought just take two bullets and put them in our informance and just call an air strike
on Chumash Beach get out the scope who am I looking for a beard Steve saying beard what do
you got anything specific or is some stubble going to cut it let's start at Mountain Men and
we'll work our way down till someone fits the profile ah there's a few beards at this party
Vine Wood's full of weak chins place is famous for it is it him him right here in fashion
in Chumash land of beach hipsters we need
more first shirt bearded cigarette long day why
am I keep torturing this [ __ ] dude got he smokes he smoks like a [ __ ] CH I don't know Trev maybe
one more time just to be sure please no I told you he smokes that's all I know let's electrocute this
[ __ ] put hair on your chest you going to kill me yeah no no y no a my heart he's done he went pissed himself hey
you [ __ ] piss her pants Mr K Mr K anything you please okay he chain smoked and he's left handed
bro why can't bro it follows h
im up smokes and he's left handed ah okay well if I was him I would
have just said it like right right away guys at the party smoke cigarettes Mr K says if he smokes
like a pack of two a day red with cigarettes thank you Mr K if I was him I would have he's telling me
he chain smokes redwoods it ain't the cigarette I would have B said it bro top level the weing red
with bear top left wearing red with bear oh now I get it you're telling me to assassinate a guy
because he's got facial hair a c
igarette and he's left-handed bro at 6:00 a.m. should I sleep
wait for you to end I might finish the game I mean go to sleep I guess but I might finish the
game today I might just finish it today I'm I'm feeling like it some top left where a cigarette
him him right here yes or no I see someone he fits the profile yep fits it all the way I got a good
feeling good as you can get while clipping a guy who probably don't deserve it now I'm taking the
shot shoot it shoot baby I got someone defini
tely a lefty Redwood smoking bearded maybe used to
be aani good enough for me Steve it's done woo that is a wrap my friend Steve it's done work the
pairview now I got a rack ball game to get to so Trevor if you take care of Mr K I think we're
all set what the [ __ ] do you want me to do with him say he's outlived his usefulness
oh come on please shut up ah the [Music] support let's go come on I'll finish the game if I
only got 3 hours left go okay I ain't I'll finish it but if it's more tha
n three I'm not finish it
today I'm not going to cap you just tort me but if I only got 3 hours left [ __ ] questions let's
go get up I'll finish it today [ __ ] stairs why haven't finished the game if you don't know
what's going on bro Domingo shut your fat ass up [ __ ] sakes yeah do it bro
if it's only 3 hours bro I'm only if I only got 3 hours left I'll
finish it okayy let's get you to the airport oh Safety First wait can I check like how long
I'm at [Music] I can't check how long I am
you can't never mind it hurts can you speak kind of are you going
to hold it together I my go [Music] stats stats oh stats this but I'm only 19% bro
I'm not being this [ __ ] Bro oh [ __ ] no bro nah ain't going to
lie I'm about to end stream now hell no chat I'm ending stream now bro only
19 [ __ ] per that's some [ __ ] Liars bro y'all are some [ __ ] Liars bro I'm about
to end stream now hell no bro there's no way I'm being this [ __ ] today bro [ __ ] is
over I'm only 19 you [ __ ] li
ar I love him very much and you said I was 70% bro life
that's over now you're off the grid you're one of the inv who said I was 70 [ __ ] per take
me a you lying piece of [ __ ] to the airport you're going to get on a plane you're flying
a long way Ling ass piece of [ __ ] bro your message I don't have a message your you're a
torture Advocate Advocate the media and the government what's going on yo you don't you don't
have to beat the entire game to get 100% oh you don't no so it just beat
the story mode that's
all you need to focus on but how long is that bro I would do it bro I will beat it today right now
if it's only hours you're probably like halfway maybe like 40% so I'm only 40 % yeah probably all
right so how many hours in on the story mode how many hours but it'll tell actually it'll tell
you in the menu it should break it down go in the menu and look at the percentage it should
have like a percentage of what you've done bro story mode like it says story mode missio
ns 22 out
of 69 okay so you're a third of the way through a third oh my God bro something like that I don't
know I can't really do math that's is yeah I can't [ __ ] do math either you got me [ __ ] up no no
you're a third like yeah you're a third you're a third away 33% so if I didn't so wait so so so so
if I did 29 out of wait what was it 22 out of 69 that's 22 out of 69 right a little bit less than
33% so so what's 69 minus 22 real quick I don't [ __ ] know I don't [ __ ] know bro Chad w
hat is
69 minus 22 40 uh 47 oh [ __ ] so 47 holy [ __ ] yeah I'm I'm not being this today all right bet
all right bet peace out bro all right all right yeah nuclear waste theck of tank that's a lot
chat we're not chat we're not beating this [ __ ] today I'm about to get off is ludic I got to be
I got to do 47 missions chat 40 [ __ ] seven Miss that's like 10 hours bro fans of the American
automobile industry worry transition whoosh bro what am I doing don't take rection that's at
least 10
hours eyewitnesses bro what am I doing bro Arena that's exactly what happened when the
relatives of singer attacked La the host of the show who was chased from the scene the call to llo
agent was not returned Los Santos that's 10 hours bro dead ass and bro trust me I know what it What
stages look to the way point I just did this like 20 times embarrassment to not have a football team
it's embarrassing the city's nobody visit and we don't one of them I miss the energy and domestic
violence o
f vience game officials say that the city is one step closer to getting a team as it is
planning to give hundreds of in taxpayer money to milon let me focus on the game yeah let me focus
on the game My you're only 70% in yeah buddy I got like 10 more hours left bro to do 47 missions
47 mission is like 10 hours bro no cap tell me I'm wrong 69 mission is is is a lot I beat this
game in 6 hours that's Cas thing about a punk rock be no [ __ ] game in 6 hours probably beat your
dick in 6 hours n
ot this game you're lying stop lying I might beat this game in
6 hours that's [ __ ] man cut the [ __ ] am I here [Music] now it takes five run you're free what but my family
is here your family is probably the ones who got you [ __ ] in here all
right now look trust no one all right you're alone now really yeah
really now let's go [ __ ] off come on oh I'm tier well we beat that mission
God damn it we beat that damn Mission final fuckingly all right CH what mission now t t or F F go to F w
ith him Chad can I go to F with Lester no 46 left God damn 46 left I'm never be this game
bro that's a lot bro 46 left ID I don't think I'm never being his game bro you're a blind [ __ ] fool oh no sorry [Music] Ladi my Grandma beat this game in one day bro your grandma is bro your grandma ain't beat
[ __ ] stop lying especially seriously it's probably the most place grandma
didn't be [ __ ] bro bro what is this [Music] radio turn on S request bro [Music] finally here I say left you say right
I
say become a doctor you say become a patient I say who is that hello Missy wow Franklin you never
told me that you had a sister I'm Denise Franklin this aunt and Aunt my mother's old dried up ass
Shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up here Dar why don't you go get yourself something nice okay
thank you yo Trevor's trying to [ __ ] his auntie is is it $7 I said something nice not expensive
you want to be a greedy [ __ ] cow huh no now get the [ __ ] out of here all right you man all
the s
ame shut your ass up black [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] you doing here here with the boy the
boys he gave her $7 [ __ ] new in town I'm making friends all right now let's party look I had plans
on getting some rest until this clown in my aunt came and [ __ ] that up my [ __ ] I just came
over here to holl at you about the little thing man I said I'm tired dog what [ __ ] thing I love
things I'm the king of things I ain't talking to you homie hey let's go do something about the
thing okay what
thing talking about about the little stretch thing man speed perfect it's a
gang bang let's go come on come who is this man what is [ __ ] come 46 missions sh get in here
and chop That's My Boy where's this that's my boy down street my boy chop [ __ ] That's My Boy
chop we shooting [ __ ] up spraying some [ __ ] I can That's My Boy behave yourself man more wait
if I do a mission every day it would take 46 days for me to be GTA if I do a mission every day
nothing's real in this town [ __ ]
right where you in stress concern man this is an investment
opportunity you got to speculate to accumulate it take 46 days I do a mission every day hey since
we're out here banging either you got some dust this the Homie house right here hey everybody be
cool man Lamar about to do his thing all right yes you calling me a snitch man why you staring
in my place snitch you stupid ass pun hey your straight hey be on point what if I do
a mission every month by the time GTA 6 come out if I do one
Mission every month
that take 46 months GTA 6 is coming out in 4 6 months M you got the grip M
pres in the cter fall you like that huh yeah sample this now we talking is that cocaine my throat getting numb
already so we good [ __ ] right well let's go how about a taste no man we leaving I want a
taste to the other side of the brick now you heard what your boy said you're leaving hey give
me give me the give me the whoa what the [ __ ] did we ask for a key or a [ __ ] ounce man
that's [ __
] drywall hey we got some [ __ ] B remorse out here you can't [ __ ] hustle a
hustler oh [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] not de oh we got to get off Home Street [ __ ] they buff
the get him CHP on foot now get the [ __ ] out lame ass you boys in the hood nothing to see here we got to keep moving apprciate come on [ __ ] we look like jumps to you to my pres all Chad what is this y'all what is
this ability like Chad what does this do what is CH what do this ability
do you way out your craer this is bad
business like Chad what is it like Chad like I don't find any difference from it
you good to me out let's clear out of here man I'm about to be the again who the [ __ ] is shooting at
me where's he at oh he's right here hey we hey kicked out of here a
long time ago don't want to get [ __ ] [ __ ] bro got to get off bro [ __ ] they br the
F we on foot now get the [ __ ] somebody got you bad name bro kill
this [ __ ] more these fo go right here those [ __ ] get the we got to keep Mo we out of
here [ __ ] bro get the grip I'm say get the
grip where they gripping from come on we rolling man we rolling man all over me [ __ ] bro come on SO CH so CH I
take no damage when I do this no way chat I take no damage actually so chat I'm taking no damage the work's done here hey we out of here really like you [ __ ] Bro oh my God [ __ ] is annoying we got
get off God damn [ __ ] up we got walk get the [ __ ] out of here I guess keep going up here up here get we rolling man we rolling [ __ ]
down more they're ganging up on me took me for a Ain no green flag on let's get we got many [ __ ] bro like what are you supposed to do about all
these [ __ ] it's just so much Dad and there's more this is
my business God damn let's move let's clear out you are coming boys this [ __ ] don't look here we C the left the [ __ ] we trapped here let's go down to the
river come on damn MC clip that's the fastest shoot MC clip clip wait right there dog hold
up hold up he and Jack they ass homie tha
t's all way up out of here get the seash put
your [ __ ] hands up I don't care who you is you get jacked World hey they taking clip
[ __ ] Franklin hurry the [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] are you doing oh God drop the weapon
let's go man finally bro damn this stink in this [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't no River man it's
a [ __ ] sewer then we in the right place come you are under arrest stop
the craft and wait for police B let's spit my [ __ ] and keep our
hands down we ain't going to lose the gos on th
ese things yeah
man [ __ ] we need to get the lean where the [ __ ] are we going hey weird dude let's get out of here kid
follow me all right I'll get us out of this I don't know where the [ __ ] to go
oh look a black man with a gun fo what wait CH what do I do oh [ __ ] let's
find the ride homie wait where do we go hey K if you can keep up stay with
me oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do we do [ __ ] bro I'm dead we need a ride I
can't even [ __ ] [ __ ] move don't break up the B Brother come on
I can't [ __ ] get up good look oh [ __ ] bro got down bro oh my God bro I'm not playing this Mission bro I'm not playing this [ __ ] mission
bro this Mission so [ __ ] ass Bru holy [ __ ] let's split my [ __ ]
and keep our hands down [ __ ] is ass man mission is so [ __ ] ass crazy man we moving come on kid follow
me all right I'll get us out of there find a ride homie Hey kid if you can keep
up stay with me we got to lose this heat I guess the moral of this story is the hood
a holy [ __
] guys killing each other over drywall seemed pretty funny to me when you
got to authentic GTO experience homie RVE by running from the cop yeah it they got it
all you should be a tour guy you b a damn [ __ ] your five o Cates we ain't going to be able
to please selfdefense they aren't catching us all right we're getting away or dying trying [ __ ]
that's deep I feel like spray somewhat off the tourist Trail oh no man this L could yo my [ __ ]
seeing as I've prevented you from getting rippe
d off I'll take my cut of the investment all you
going to get is a cut of lead in your ass that ain't the generosity of spirit I was hoping how
long is this [ __ ] Bridge known you were this green I would have pushed a couple pounds aboard
your way myself you saved us this hassle I was about to cop this [ __ ] bu laying and B homie
[ __ ] this guy talking about me crazy oh my God that's enough gang banging for you fool you got
your Feld but I've got so much to learn from you crazy Street c
what was your daddy drinking
these ho [ __ ] bro let's get of these cops man oh no Stu man you a uncinated [ __ ] let's find a ride [Music] homie don't break up the band Brother come on
damn it look like straight now take me to the hood most dumbest Mission ever bro literally
the dumbest Mission ever bro G in that was the dumbest Mission ever Bro [ __ ]
you who the [ __ ] is that bro get up you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] tell me something what's that
why aren't you like head to foot in green wi
th the ballist like head foot in purple man this
old school man we don't do that [ __ ] no more oh yeah but how you know what side someone's
on Dam just know them Ballers might wear a purple hat or like a shirt with some purple in
it all right Chad I think I'm about to get off this game bro for the baller [ __ ] you know
how we get down we rock I think I'm about to get off y'all this my last mission bro you know
what I'm saying Rock the green kicks with the green La it's my last Miss it's m
y last mission
man everybody already know who everybody is it's just the law to say certain gang ins signals make
you part of some ass criminal conspiracy or some [ __ ] they just want to hit you with that Reco
charge so am I families now nah homie you you you just a weird crazy dude bro I'm not playing
this game any long I've been playing the game for like 3 hours bro literally I don't care
I've been playing this game for 3 hours bro you man I jump out right here get
out D L on crazy dude
see you get Out [Music] [Music] Boy okay now [Music] what do I go here do I go to the T now yeah I do don't know that was close you want to end up in the trunk of
this thing I go to the T yeah I know I know I know I know why y bro y'all stay want me
to go to the freaking strip club for [ __ ] sakes go to the Shrimp Club bro it's
the same booty at the shrimp Club Jesus W oh on there we go 911 what's your emergency
what the [ __ ] why am I here [Music] then [Music] what this is my house I'm s
o stupid and Trevor
is it the Trevor Trevor is a Trevor is a what is a good guy he's like family that's it ain't he
FL that that's it right yes Trevor but but the thing is um I ain't been with that many women I
don't find it easy and um and deah we're getting married so oh that's beautiful he really just
want to call me a [ __ ] leave me I mean this is her place and the fornication there was Mr
raspberry jam whoa whoa now Mr raspberry jam he died a noble death bringing great joy to a high
scream L man I ain't got a very big penis some girls laugh when they bro was that a when they
look at it w show me show me I don't want to mine ain't nothing special but this boy
gets the job done all right now Wade here says that you work at the Docks yes look
at me can you just put your Johnson away sir oh Jesus yes I work at the Docks and
anything uh just solded his ass I mean I I don't rather I want to [ __ ] Trevor nowly no
what kind of person are you oh I'm that kind of person Floyd I
am that kind of person now
let's get you Wade and that little Tormentor down there to put these on WE who gentlemen
the gateway to America awaits run we got an inside man at the Port of Ls I'm going to
send you some information I need you on point to help plan things I got it te I really
bro no way this mission is still Ono there's no [Music] way what no way this mission is
still Ono bro yeah yeah yeah this for sure is my last mission like I said I don't
this is for sure my last mission y
ou're going to have to be more this is the longest
Mission I ever played uh we're looking for something to steal sir I stole a pencil
element I've been regretting it ever sincey it's super long just don't do it bro it won't
save unless I finish the whole mission bro so I got to finish the whole mission you and
got bro y don't listen here's the problem I don't know what I want it's a bit well like
pornography or a perfect turn I can't my last Miss bro I can't play this any longer bro I can't
I can't play this any longer you ain't aiding my compreh [ __ ] you ain't aiding my comprehension
all right all right well how's this 200 no more longer wor of cargo came through the port this
mission is like 30 minutes real good with maybe an hour bro it's the most longest Mission ever
bro you holy [ __ ] the inside track on what's coming through we don't know what's in the
containers they certainly don't put that's insane yall know bro yall know that's said
y y know that's insane too bu
t don't even lie anything that might indicate something
I mean to run over like that there's been all these uh Mary weather folks hanging
around Merryweather security Consulting private Army to the New World Order my
God waging Outsource Shadow around the globe and recently cleared to operate on us
it's not that um sounds like d so there's [Music] private 24 out of 6 tell what's 24
- 6 what's 69 24 this one freighter what 69 - 24 y'all let me know right now what is it
right a fre what is 6
9us 24 what is it get on board no no no they won't let you anywhere
45 they're kind of [ __ ] about it actually the other day my colleague Ralph I don't give
a [ __ ] about Ralph we got to take a look is there anything else go park and get the dispatch
yep will do yep where there disch just about to start yep where there terrible to
hear about the storm and flood in Liberty City here comes the suit I got
to check in remember Floyd this can go real wrong or real particular Dr okay P we
got
a was spillage and I got a slot on the cleanup crew there is nothing that Wade
here ain't going to do for a warm meal how was my cover blown all I did was
walk in the hell how was my cover blown oh [ __ ] how we do with this I'm tripping somebody says 69us 24 equals rope
here comes the suit the goat check in the bowler of the goat this can go real wrong
real quick 45 what came out we got a was spillage and I got a slot on the cleanup
crew there is nothing that Wade here ain't going to do fo
r a warm meal hope you got a
strong stomach son what do I do get in there what I guess I'm take me to see this freighter
I'mma guess I'mma just follow this [ __ ] youever got helicopters coming in and out of here you
know those big sky crane things that can pick up a whole container now this is restricted
black speed black too much out of here without clearance shoot it down if they have to so how's
a man in a hurry supposed to get in and out of this place well we got a y it's 26 60 m well
they got that's still insane how I did bro I did wait yeah I did 24 missions bro that's
pretty insane of me you're not going to move 24 Mission sh that's insane bro carry that's
insane they'll have to saddle you up and ride you across the Miram Turner overpass that's
generally insane they have the water surface real covered so that is the Freer I told
you about what do you think they got on it we just stor we ain't meant to know what's
in the container why is everybody spamming four but th
ese are marked military government
anything weird about that the government stuff is hot freight pulls up goes right through
this stuff's just been sitting here you are beginning to arouse my respect for government
War M wither guys at 2:00 they're giving Forest a hard time all right why everybody spending
four you you we need two guys on the Handler couple of containers and Bay B got to be brought
up to f a [ __ ] that ain't a question get on it now what do I do get up we got to do this
w
e got to do this get up how about I run that prick over in this thing I thought
you wanted to scope the place we don't get the containers they're going to check
your card I'm getting nervous nous you're always nervous don't get up they're going to
get our Famers just around you and it's just cousin W on his own cousin wave on his own
hold it together stick to the story stick to the story fine'll be fine clearance crew he's
never happening when he's neck deep and [ __ ] tror bro why the [ __
] am I doing like
professional office work G May oh the blue ones holy be careful oh hell no bro what clamp it on now okay we got it now let's
take her down to Bay I know why they call them handlers because they handle like a dream
that was so funny it's heavy machinery thank [ __ ] I'm high as a kite you should not
be operating this vehicle while Under the Influence I'll operate you under the influence
if you're not careful bro this [ __ ] is stupid man like why am I doing this you happy
now I'll get the other one for
you me anyway I'm going to need a better view of that freighter I'm sorry but this is as
close as you going to get n no no I need take send them to my guy Ron I need a proper
view there's the cranes but cranes perfect oh shoot like I'm moving some fat ass container
n DTA chat this is Chad this is insane isn't it please just don't bro shut the [ __ ] up
look it up yeah you keep talking who's Dick you have to suck to get this job being a stor
used to be back br
eaking work now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping
cart I did not fellatiate no one to get this job yeah you're pissing me off with the well with the
with the with the say no more you didn't flate no one but darling Debbie probably did she probably
enjoyed it oh left through the right through the right through the right through the right no CH I
don't miss nobody bro I promise you bro the only person I miss is uh Cristiano Ronaldo I'm going to
lose my job I don't
give my done I'm going up the Gantry I don't give a rat's ass boy damn God damn hey man what's up hey stop climb the crane I got
to climb this y'all oh holy [ __ ] play Vice City bro yeah you must be
out of your damn mind if you think I'm about to play that old ass game hey there ain't time
to admire the view I've been waiting on a crane driver nearly an hour I'm not permitted to
drive cranes buddy hey you need me to get your union rep up here right now sooner you get
in the cab sooner we c
an get out of here this is on you get up on this walkway climb down
the ladder and go into the cabin wait how do I no no no I knew that was going to
happen bro I [ __ ] knew it bro I literally knew that [ __ ]
was going to happen bro I knew it bro but when now why y'all saying
seven now what the hell is wrong with y'all why are y'all saying seven how do I get up there how do I get up there though is it even possible hey there ain't time to admire
the view I've been waiting on a crane driver
nearly an hour I'm not permitted
to drive cranes buddy hey you need me to get your union rep up here right now sooner
you get in the cab sooner we can get out of here this is on you all right all right all
right okay I'm sitting here what do you want pick up the red containers down at this end
and put them on the trucks at the other end bro this [ __ ] is boring bro I'm about to
get off bro we got scientists in our looks like you're in line you're in position
so drop the spreader down and
secure the load looks good to me grab on to it to tell you got it now pick it up so it'll
clear the other containers and move it down to the end we need to go go to the other
end Bay five bay five all the way to the end God damn there's the truck set it down
gentle you want to line it up with the frame of the truck truck is clear
to go and you said you wasn't qualified go back up to the other end and start
again oh my yo take us back up to the other R chat yeah y out chat I'm not going
to
lie I'm getting off this [ __ ] I can't bro I can't bro line up the second red container BR
y'all want me to play Vice City GTA 5 which one yall want me to play bro like
I can't play two GTA at one time y are tripping damn bro like y bro like y'all
me to play too many too many games like y'all don't even know which game bro like
y'all bro like y bro like y'all want me to play bro how do I go up we playing music that just might wake you up
from that vomit and the stereo holy [ __ ] maybe ma
ybe do do what we say this is the
last mission it is bro this Mission sucks I'm moving [ __ ] containers bro containers man you got to be [ __ ] me yeah I like to go
out on Dan see you communicate man that's so fun am I done thinks you'll get ey strain
if you work any longer have a break this is [ __ ] bro how about this view huh I'm going
to take some photos for the kids this is [ __ ] bro get me out of this game get me out give me U bro out of this God
bless Australia give me out of this
game thank you now what what do I do now go go back go back where bro go back up go back up and take a pick up the boat mom yeah go all the way [ __ ]
back up I could have B said it how the [ __ ] do you take a p is that good enough the other side what other [ __ ] the other side that bro oh my God you guys
have to be [ __ ] at me bro this side there's only one
[ __ ] boat bro hell are y'all talking about other side of the crane oh that boat this one bro I can't I can't bro I can't I can't
h
oly [ __ ] I can't oh this side ah God bless now is that enough take a photo of a guard on a boat [ __ ] boom take a long shot of the back of the ship a long shot how do you
how do you do that bro get the [ __ ] how you do a long shot how do you do that take a
long shot of the back of the boat bro is is that enough bro I don't know bro just delete the game bro
yo shut up he the bag that's the bag [ __ ] [Music] bro get in the truck M what do you see it's on the other side
of Port City so the
y've been guarding one of them dry Ducks we can take a look at it but no one's
allowed around there normal rules don't apply to us Floyd we're going in holy [ __ ] CH rules
apply toly [ __ ] I like rules and look at [Music] you you're a failure you're in a Loveless
relationship what do you mean Loveless I love Deborah my goodness bro you she'd be here
wouldn't she Chad I got to make up 2 days off of not streaming so how many hours should I stream
D what what is 2 days of streaming Floyd is
that like how long is that and our unionized long shid
are one of the best paying jobs in the country you tell people around laa that's what you do they Li
to rob you you're so jealous no no one's jealous of you Floyd they pity you you're abused by
that woman you're Abus sorry you're abused by these slave drivers I mean I've never worked so
hard in my life it ain't so bad I've been doing this every day [ __ ] usually with less of the
criminality you're wasting your life Floyd it's lucky we
turned up when we did hey hey hey hey
you can't come through here restricted access oh the endo ah no understandable huh Manifesto
Manifesto say deliver here hey stop the [ __ ] think got confused God don't speak
English must read the manifesto he said he said he sorry we going to have to go It Alone about the ship if we put a man with a gun on
the bridge next to it and get a guy on board God up is the moment yeah of course I just found
a manifest we're testing something out is this [ __ ]
over with now now get back to work the
TPI conglomerate a driving there only one man responsible finally cuz this mission was [ __ ] a n n o y i
n g annoying as [ __ ] moving [ __ ] containers and trucks and God a bless man [ __ ] bro intense
up here this [ __ ] was annoying I'm driving in a goddamn cement truck like why am I driving in a
damn C truck you see what I be talking about bro like sometimes [ __ ] does not just make any
sense bro I'm driving in a SE fourwh truck to like it's rock
s in the back of my truck dumb ass even don't dumb
ass don't even know how to play you bro shut up I just that broke
your godamn neck exactly bro me too back up bro y piss me off I'm not in the
mood to really cutting ass bro well we rolled up Interstate 44 like a rocketed on shut down the
radio wow I kind of like the music it's kind of giving me into a VI you know you know it makes
me want to you know rub my you know my Willie down there you know it makes me want to rub my C
there's armore
d Jeeps bricks of every yeah them chicken coops was full of bears and choppers
fill the skies well we shot the line we went for bro with a thousand scream to the right to
the right here friends of Jesus in the sh micr bro what time did I started my stream at bro
how long have I even been streaming foric jocky yeah how long have I been streaming for 5 hours this's a rubber d we just to 5
hours in what so we crashed do 98 ready from the news here it is that
was entirely your fault 5 hours and
25 minutes watch it what the Jesus Christ Jesus Christ why is he walking all slow
and all got damn like he's like he's like he's godamn [ __ ] like he's the
president of Albania or some [ __ ] come on man what the [ __ ] what in the name of all
things holy what is that is that [ __ ] I I tried to stop it but it just kept coming coming
oh they there wait look you're just not cut out for honest work all right what is that did you
get what you needed yeah yeah yeah more or less yeah I just go
t to uh figure out a place to
plan oh [ __ ] now all right this will do oh [ __ ] that woman ain't even fine skip it hey
all right so based on my observations I'd say these M [ __ ] snots are sitting on something
real valuable I think they got two of these things but we only one first one is on that
Freer and it can the air land don't care now don't care nice don't care select an approach
for the heist firefighter hey firefighter or offshore y'all let me know firefighter or I
or or offshor
e which one which one which one which one hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey B offshore deeps the adventure let's go B let's go B oh I should
have chose a confirm you and Floyd can help and we'll bring along Michael no right okay all
right all what is that smell oh we I don't give a damn i d g a d I don't give a damn tonight
is that it finally please please please please finally holy [ __ ] longest [ __ ] mission
I've ever done in my damn life the longest da
mn Mission I've ever done in my damn
life I can't even believe I finished it 25 out of 69 40 9 - 5 is 4 44 more misses left 44 more misses [Music] left holy
[Applause] [ __ ] oh I'm tired
Comments
No way you got English subtitle for 2 hour video
part 7 sometime?
Turn into Franklin
Trevor