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Baby! - Daddy! Daddy, shoot him! Baby, please listen to me. It's not like you think. Please listen to me. Don't you dare! 'There are just two things in this world..' 'That can scare anyone.' 'A gun.. and a girlfriend.' 'And today, both have scared to hell.' 'Only because of my bloody friends.' 'A month back, the whole report was okay.' 'I am Tejpal Singh Cheema and this is my story.' "Let me tell you what I went through." "Last month I met a beautiful girl." "I gathered some courage and stopped

her." "I gave her the number of my cell phone which lied in my pocket." "Firstly pride made me befriend her." "Secondly, I had a petrol Gypsy with me." "Firstly pride made me befriend her." "Secondly, I had a petrol Gypsy with me." "I had to pay off dearly for showing off." "I was forced to buy her a LV bag." "I had to pay off dearly for showing off." "I was forced to buy her a LV bag." "Alfaaz has rightly said.." "Alfaaz has rightly said.." "It's very risky to fall in love with them." "Firstly

pride made me befriend her." "Secondly, I had a petrol Gypsy with me." "Firstly pride made me befriend her." "Secondly, I had a petrol Gypsy with me." "She always wanted to go for long drives!" "She kept having Breezers!" "She always wanted to go for long drives!" "She kept having Breezers!" "She also kept having tequila shots!" "She also kept having tequila shots!" "She said, forget red wine, let's have whiskey." "Firstly pride made me befriend her." "Secondly, I had a petrol Gypsy with me." 'E

very story has a villain. My story had one too.' 'My best friend, Gurpreet Singh Gura.' 'He was born just to get me killed.' Brother! Give me my birthday gift. Let's do one thing. Let's go to Goa. Forget Goa. Poor Kimmi has been calling you non-stop. She has called ten times. Yes, tell me. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Gura. Happy birthday to you. You know, I too am cutting a cake. I called you ten times. It's okay. You must have been busy. Listen.. Wear a re

d coloured t-shirt tomorrow. Okay? Red is a lucky colour. And we are getting our results tomorrow as well. Okay? Okay. Thank you. Hello? He doesn't talk to me. It's okay. He must be busy. Kimmi. Yes? Coming. Sorry, buddy. Kimmi.. You too should drink. Grab your drink. I think I am forgetting something. Really? We forgot to dance, brother! It's my birthday. Let's dance. Come on. - Get up. Dance. Hello? Yes, baby? Hello, sweetheart. Where are you? I miss you so much, baby! Tell me, where are you?

I am at home. What? At home? Teji, do you remember today's date? Of course I know that. Today is Gura's birthday. We are celebrating it. I know you want to wish him. Should I give the phone to him? Tejpal Cheema, how can you do this to me? Today is the fifteenth. Of course I know today is the fifteenth. Today is Gura's birthday. No! Today, you were supposed to pick me up from the airport. Oh shit! I forgot! You know what! Do one thing. Forget me as well. I can't believe it that I fell in love wi

th someone like you. - Baby.. Baby, listen to me. You are hopeless. Like, seriously. Come on! Now I am getting angry. Baby! Baby! 'That day even God showed me an evidence..' '..that Gura is bound to ruin me.' 'Only I couldn't understand it.' You ill-fated being! Did you have to have your birthday today! Couldn't you have been born on some other day? Simran is at the Delhi airport. I wonder what will happen. Bloody Romeos! What lives do you live, huh! What lives do you live! Look at him! He has b

een shedding tears since the past 12 years.. ..because he couldn't get Geeta. And you have been shedding tears since the past 3 years.. ..because you have got Simran. What lives do you Romeos live! Look at me! Look at how happy I am! Alone. Single. One and only Gura. Teji, he is right, this idiot. What's there in our lives? Nothing. It's over. What is this nonsense? Brother, three years ago, I was proud of him. My 6-foot tall, handsome friend, Teji. You scoundrel, did I raise you to see this day

? That you will grow up to belong to Simran? Gura is right. What's there in our lives? Nothing. It's a waste. Just useless. Try to remember.. Try to remember the day when we used to.. ..go to other people's wedding to eat. Different types of liquor, meat, chicken. We used to have so much fun. Have you forgotten? - You are right. In the past 3 years, I've apologized to Simran so many times. Now Honey Singh is after me to release an album on it. Do one thing. Take a pledge, my brothers. Henceforth

, no girls, only fun! Will you take the pledge? - I will. Okay, I too will. I pledge. Now tell me. Go for it. Listen, oldie. Tomorrow first thing in the morning.. ..find out in which wedding are they serving imported liquor. Okay? Wait. You never forget it. Okay, click. Three singles.. not ready for mingal (mingle). Towel? It's over here. Wake up! Uncle, wake up! Hot water will soon get over. Let me sleep. Brother, what do I tell you what happened with your younger brother! What happened? Someon

e found out how old you are? Damn you! You can call me names but never talk about my age. He's after my age. Wake up! Wake up! - Come on! Today, two girls riding an Activa flirted with your youngest brother. Now your brother too will settle down with someone. They must be social workers. They took pity on you and flirted with you. Pity? Why? Am I a beggar? Listen, both of you. I still look 3-4 years younger than you two. Hear them talk! Yes, if you compare our mental age. Not otherwise? Only if

you compare our mental age? Wait, I'll show you. It's okay, I'll show you. I'll send 5-7 dirty messages to Kimmi from your phone. Then you will know. You will send her messages? - Almost sent. To Kimmi? - I said, consider them sent. Wait a minute. - Now see him jump. Hold on for a minute. It's okay. - Today, I will upload this photo on Facebook. "Pritam Singh is dyeing his hair." You can do whatever you want.. You are looking so handsome dyeing your hair. Right? Let's upload it. Keep the phone d

own. Brother, please listen to me. - Keep the phone down. This is wrong. Now even brothers are making each other's MMS. What will happen of this world! Then disclose your age. You have failed more years than the years this university has been formed. Last night, we got drunk and pledged that we will support each other. Is this how we support each other? Hello? Yes, mom. You were sleeping? I woke you up. No. I slept late as we were partying. It's okay. You must be tired because of studying so har

d. Studying? No. We were partying. Wait. Where are you? Hello? Hi, dad. Your mom said that your exams are on. That's why you aren't coming home. No, actually dad, we call preparing for exams as party. So that we don't get bored of the exams. I was working on my practical file last night. Hence I stay with Gura in the hostel. Teji, where were you last night? You didn't make your practical file. Okay. All the best for your exams, son. Thanks, mom. Just pray for me at Nada Sahib. I'll top the exams

this time. Did you see what he is up to? "I'll go to Nada Sahib!" He is so melodramatic! Hold on. Listen, get ready quickly. There is scotch being served at a wedding. Backpiper. Yes. Backpiper isn't a scotch. It's Blackpiper. Really? Fools! Black label is a scotch. Whatever. We just have to drink it. Now hurry up and get ready. You guys go, I am not coming. Why? Don't you drink on Tuesdays? No. I need to go and cajole Simran. Last night we got drunk and pledged, no girls, only fun. - Yes. You

too addressed a dog as "daddy" when you were drunk. Does that make that dog your father? Hear him talk about daddy. You too take out Geeta's photo. Bloody traitors. You've hung the towel as if they are preparing you for your wedding. Get lost. Hear them talk. That will be true some day, my boy. Love you, Geeta. Not enough? Okay, I love you very much. Still not enough? Okay, I love you a lot. My girl. Listen.. - Simran Grewal. One of Australia's richest Punjabi girl. Baby.. - Not using a chartere

d plane.. ..she travelled on the stupid business class.. ..of a stupid airline, that too sitting with stupid people. Oh God. Just to see that her boyfriend is with his.. ..rustic friends and celebrating a birthday. Baby, I am sorry. Please listen to me. Don't say anything. Don't make me feel so small just because I love you. I love you too. And you know that. I felt so guilty that I went straight to Delhi airport. I tried calling you but your phone was switched off. If you don't trust me, you ca

n ask Gura. Gura! Thanks to Gura that I know what you two talked about.. ..after you disconnected my call. We spoke at 12:00am, right? - Yes. And at 12:30am, Gura uploads a photo. Have a look. What is this? Three singles, not ready to mingle. What does this mean? It's not me. It's Alfaaz. Girls often get mistaken and ask for my photo. You are such a liar. Do you know that? You can get a PTC award for this performance, but not my hand. Baby! - I'm feeling so angry. Baby! Gura! You were happily po

sing with me. Why are you getting angry with me now? I will kill you! Wait! Why are you running away? Wait! Wait! - Move. Come on! Semester results are out. What happened? Oldie, say something. What happened? Done for, again. This is not possible. - It just happened. I told you guys, so many times but you never listened to me. Now bear the consequences. I had told you not to copy from Kimmi. She kept asking for extra sheets from madam. "Madam, one more." She has made you a peacock. Now keep danc

ing. After 12 years I had felt that now I've found the right friends. They will keep repeating the same classes with me until death. But you guys betrayed me. You have ruined my hard work. You made me clear the exams. I don't understand. Why are you guys grieving? I got you cleared. Your marks only reflect how much you have studied. It's okay that you haven't topped. Anyway, being a topper isn't something great I've been a topper since school. That reminds me.. - You topped, right? Now keep quie

t. I am feeling very angry. Don't make me say anything wrong. Great topper. Okay, at least help me start my Scooty. I got you cleared. Please. What are you waiting for? Go. Let's go. Do I have to start it everyday? Come closer. Look, she made us clear the exams.. ..and now she wants our help to start her Scooty. Well, I wanted to talk to you about something. Tell me. I spent a lot of time getting ready today. You know I got this dress stitched from Sehali boutique. You know they charge outrageou

sly. They charged Rs.400 for a dress. I said, give me two dress for Rs.600 otherwise I won't buy them. You know she agreed with great difficulty. I bought a makeup kit with the rest of the money. Look, I have even applied a matching nail-paint. Actually, I don't like applying nail-paint but my cousin says.. Your Scooty has started. You can stop blabbering. Come straight to the point. Okay. Actually, I've been waiting since last five years to tell you something. I mean, we two.. Each other.. I me

an.. Each other.. - We two? Each other? We love each other? Right? We love each other, right? Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind! I'll fall in love with you? With you! You have been rotting my brains since the past one hour. "Dress worth Rs. 400. Dress worth Rs. 600." You made me clear the exams! You ruined a year of my life, Kimmi. I wanted to have so much fun! We can talk to each other in this manner but not with girls. I know how to talk to them. One should address them as baby, right? I

will break your bones! The whole college knows that Kimmi loves you. But did I ever tell her? Did I? You don't need to say everything. Stop it, oldie. You should stop it. One should never hurt a girl's feelings. Hold this. Stop it. I'll handle Kimmi. I am anyway upset because I passed. It is because of you. If you wouldn't have copied from her papers.. ..then we wouldn't have passed the exams. Do you know how much she loves you? You seem to be very concerned. Let's do one thing. Let's exchange.

You can keep Kimmi and give me the Australian. I will go to Australia. - You guys made me forget. I had to go to cajole her. You are done for, today. You are done for. Forget it. Today I have called her at such a place that she will give in. Tell me fast, why did you want to meet at a Sikh temple? Here, have some bitter dark chocolate. I have cleared my exams. - Passed? You? You are kidding me. This is my film. I can pass at least in the film. Don't talk to me. Got it? Anyway, you are single. Ri

ght? Then why are you telling me all this? Baby, how can I be single when I have you? You should ask this to your friend. So called Gurpreet. Gurpreet? Who Gurpreet? That rustic? - Yes. I've deleted him from my Facebook account. And I have blocked him as well. He used to create misunderstandings between us. But he doesn't know that you never suspect me. Really? - Yes. I had pledged that when I'll clear my exams.. ..you and I will go to a Sikh temple together. How cute! You are so cute! But too b

ad! I've already said yes to dad for some Mallya uncle's son. It's too late now. - What are you saying? What else could I do? Dad is coming to India. For my marriage. Anyway, I cannot go against his wishes. Dad has never made me miss mom. I cannot go against his wishes. It's too late now. - But we will get married. Marriage? You cannot even handle an affair, Mr. Tejpal Cheema. Marriage is a far fetched thought. You, your friends, your excuses. These things don't help you run your life. Got it? A

nyway, when you are with your friends.. ..you don't answer Simran's calls. So how will you handle such a big responsibility? I will. Seriously? - Yes. Are you sure? - Yes. Sure? - Yes. Oh my God. Then take God's oath and say that you'll marry me next month. I don't need to take an oath. See, I knew it. You are such a liar. A liar. I've never loved anyone so much, Simran. Not just a month, I give my life to you. Here, I take your oath, you are my God. "I can't take my eyes off you." "I can't take

my eyes off you." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." "I can't take my eyes off you." "I can't take my eyes off you." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." "I feel that I will die like this one day." "One day, my breath will stop." "Let what is to happen tomorrow, happen today." "Let what is to happen tomorrow, happen today." "Looking at you.. is like taking a tr

ip to heaven." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." "Looking at you.. is like taking a trip to heaven." He is good for nothing, Mr. Grewal. He is absolutely useless. He is very funny. Marriage is not a joke. Hence I want to be very frank with you. My son cannot do anything useful. Useless spoilt brat. Dad.. - His mom is responsible for all this. How true. Your dad knows you so well. Mr. Cheema, which son.. ..will let his father insult him in front of his girlfriend? He didn't even

look at you. This is the result of your good upbringing. So, my Simran cannot get a better boy than him Your dad knows me better than my dad. If you are happy with this match then how can I refuse? Offer her some sweets. I cannot get a better daughter-in-law than Simran. This match is made in heaven. Look.. Simran Tejpal.. Their names also match so well. That's a tad too much don't you think? Let it be. Don't stop me. This is not an age to get married. We are just kids. Children. We drink milk.

What are you saying? You are getting married? Stupid. You cannot spend your life like this, my brother. You need to get serious in life. You have to take up some responsibilities. Forget it. You cannot handle a five-kilo dumble. How will you handle any responsibility? You don't think before you fall in love, my friend. It can happen anywhere, any time. ..a beat when you see someone. You don't know, what pleasure it gives when you heart misses.. Then you feel as if the world has stood still. You

see just one face. And everyone gets this opportunity once in his lifetime. Mark my words. One day you will realise that Teji was right. "My heart had never felt this way." "God, I'll never find such a heart again." "My heart had never felt this way." "God, I'll never find such a heart again." "First you came into my life." "You had made my life fragrant." "You had made my life fragrant." "Free me of all my worries." "Please come back into my life." "Please come back into my life." "Please come

back into my life." "Come back into my life." "I never valued the time I spent with you." "Back then I had my own things to do." "I couldn't see your simplicity." "I was blinded by my youth." "I just wanted to say this again." "Please come back into my life." "Please come back into my life." "Come back into my life." "Please come back into my life." I love Kimmi! - Yeah right, love. Guys, your love-lives distanced me from my love. She left me. She doesn't even look at me. No look for me. Damn y

ou! Now.. Gura die. I will die. Drive the gypsy over me, brother. I will die today. Over here. - Hear him. Gypsy, my love, from now my father will drive you. Wait a minute. What is it? - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look.. Do you see Kimmi in it? Here. In this? - Have a look. Yes, brother. I can see her. She looks the way she used to.. ..when she was about to propose me. She was blabbering. Enough. You know how love hurts. Old man, I will hurt you. Move aside.. - Kimmi.. My friend wants to die.

. He wants to hurt him! Run the Gypsy over me. Get up. Get up. Get up. - I don't want to live. Come on. - Run the Gypsy over me. Get up. Move aside. - Run it over me. Get up. - He is really going to do it? Today love shall prevail. - What love? I think I should go home and meet mom and dad first. I am in no hurry to die. I can die some other time. I will drown myself. Later. Okay, brother? That's it. And you call yourself a lover. Get inside. Let's go to Kimmi's village. Otherwise you too will r

eceive a wedding invite. That too through courier. You will go to a girl's house so late in the night? You will get us killed. Lovers keep dying, my boy. You got yourself engaged. Come on, get in. - Come on, let's go. You will soon realise what sorrow is. Let it be. I am getting engaged tomorrow. Can't you wait for a day? - Move aside. We know how good a friend you are. Go and get engaged alone. Move aside. You scoundrel. - Listen to me. Get in. - Get in, uncle. Get in, brother. - Get in. God, p

lease make me see tomorrow's dawn. Get in. - Wait. Let me get in. Shall I drive? - Let's go. Why is Kimmi's house decorated with lights? Either they are celebrating Diwali or there is a wedding. Hey, it's Diwali. Just beware of the firecrackers. God, please save me from these drunkard lovers. I am getting engaged tomorrow. Damn you. What are you doing over here? You are drunk. My dad will kill you if he sees you. Let me go. - Wait, oldie. Why are you acting crazy? Let them talk. Let me watch the

m talk. You are my life. I am here to tell you. I spent five years of my college in five dresses. Because I spend all my money following you. I attended classes so that I could give your proxy. I made your files and did your assignments. I had the answers memorised to the extent that I got 90%. I yearned for you to say yes for five years. And I got engaged today. I drink so that I can forget Geeta. You keep talking about Geeta. Who is Geeta. Geeta is a girl.. ..who used to study with me in the f

irst year of the university. She got married and your younger brother was ruined. I.. Oh my. Look, she is like an angel sent by God so that I can forget Geeta. Wait. - Move aside. Wait, you will get us thrashed. - Excuse me, listen to me. Hello. We are here to kidnap a girl. Tell me, will you come with me? We will get married and have a honeymoon immediately. Oh, I'll die. - You don't need to die. I swear, there hasn't been a day when I haven't thought about you. You cannot learn the answers. Yo

u are there to teach me. Oh, my God. My brother-in-law is here. We will take him with us as well. Don't worry. - Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Look at him. Hear what he is saying. He is saying that he is here to kidnap beautiful girls like me. This.. - Hit him with your sandals. Please listen to me. Listen to me. - What's wrong, brother? Sorry, brother. He is drunk. Let go of him. What is this mess? I had brought something for you. Card. A memento of our first love. I'll go and check. Listen..

- What have I done? Why are you hitting me? Bye! Who wants to spoil my daughter's wedding? Uncle, they were three boys. I don't know who they were. You had to fall in love with a Jatt! A 'Happy Diwali' card! You were about to break my engagement. You cannot stay at one place. - Hit him. What was the hurry? You didn't let me talk to her! Damn you! Kimmi is getting engaged! I will kill you if she gets married to someone else. You scoundrel.. Listen to me. I have a scheme. Yes. - You and your sche

mes. Shut up. Both of you shut up and come to my house. Stay there. - I am not going. We'll think of what we have to do after my engagement. I'm not going. You'll come running, you scoundrel. Listen.. I am not going anywhere. Drop me at the hostel. If you cannot drop me then I'll hail a rickshaw. Agree to it. What's the harm? You know him. You can go. Go. Run. - Go then. He is anyway drunk. How much more can he drink? - Get lost! Now should I give it in writing? Get lost! Come on your own. Let's

go. Today I will teach your father-in-law a lesson. - Why? He has asked me whether I am your uncle four times since morning. Shut up. Keep quiet. Where is Gura? - I don't know. I have tried calling him. His phone is switched off. Well done! Well done! Well done, my friend. Well done! What? Mr. Tejpal Singh Cheema.. well done. Great! - I'm here. I'll handle him. You are great! You are celebrating your friend's sorrow. You forgot the oaths you took in my room? - What's happening? In my hostel roo

m. You, Tejpal Singh Cheema. You! What's this? What oaths is he talking about, Mr. Cheema? - I don't know. Everything is normal, I hope? Nothing is normal, uncle. Dad! - Nothing normal. Nothing normal. Everything is over, brother. Everything is finished. It's the end. Kimmi has sent me a courier, my friend. Her wedding invite. For her wedding. Fedex courier. Mend your ways. Let the courier come. You come with me, Gura. What is this? - Come with me. - No. Dad! - Listen to me. Kimmi, my friend.. -

Let's go. - Please. 'If I would've killed Gura on that day..' '..then perhaps I wouldn't have been so uncomfortable.' 'But what could I do? I was blinded by our friendship.' 'After my engagement I made an excuse and went to meet Gura.' Nowadays it's not even easy to die, my brother. Look, I got her wedding invite. I'll jump into this river. I don't wish to stay alive. - Come on! Jump! Who is stopping you? Your love stops me, brother. Kimmi's love stops me. Look.. my Kimmi sent me a courier wort

h Rs. 60. A courier worth Rs. 60. Fedex. Buddy.. She is getting married in a week. In Mauritius. Will you take me to Mauritius? Otherwise I'll jump into the river. I will jump. Take me to Mauritius, my brother. - Back off. You will be doing me a favour. I swear. Pritam.. - Hello? My friend, I want to.. - Hello? Yes, baby? I'm telling the truth. - Yes. I am on the way. Come on. - This is what had happened with you as well. You too got a courier of her wedding invite, right? I don't understand. Wh

y did God make humans? If He made them then why did He give them hearts? If He gives them a heart then why did He make it hurt? We too should die. We both should die. - Really? We'll jump in together. - Come on. Come on. Let's go. Shut up! - He doesn't stop talking about the courier! Quietly go and sit in the car! He loves creating a scene! - Hit him. At least let me pick up the bottle. - Let's go. Come on. - Kimmi! Throw him at the back. On the back. Come on. She was in our plane. He is always

flirting with girls. May God bless you, uncle. You have made me see Mauritius. Why? Did he donate his eyes to you? Can't you keep quiet? How will I ever repay this favour of yours, my brother? Sir, you don't need to repay it. Do me a favour after going back to India. Don't show me your face again. Let me just get married in peace. I too am here to get married. It's not like I am here on my honeymoon. Well done, my friends. Well done. You both are concerned about your marriages. No one is worried

about me. Oldie.. - Oldie! Am I wearing dentures? Don't get angry. It's your age to worry. Yes. I'm of that age. You couldn't find a nice girl for me. I am your only, real, personal, handsome friend. Can't you find a girl for me? God bless Geeta. Geeta, if not for you.. - Let's go. I would've been all alone. - Take care of your bag. I am saying so from my heart. - Excuse me. Excuse me! - It's okay. That's enough. Your picture.. It's releasing next week. Look she recognised me. No, you dropped t

his photo behind. Oh. Thank you very much. - Your girlfriend? Yes. No, no, no. Cousin. Not mine, of my friends. Actually they are mentally retired. I pray when I am free. That's why I keep it with me. And it helps kill time. That's it. - Okay. Thank you. Bye. No. You don't need to say thank you. You did such a good deed, such a pious deed.. You deserve a cup of coffee. Who is he? Who is this hippo? You change colours faster than a chameleon, oldie. You are great, oldie. Why? - First your beloved

then cousin? Why are you guys feeling jealous when a beautiful girl is talking to me? Let's go. - Brother, now I have engraved your name on my heart! "Chandni! Oh yes! Chandni! Oh Chandni!" - Chandni? Yes. - How do you know her name? Your brother also took her boarding pass. Look at this. Back off. My Chandni. - But the one who was with her? Her husband? - Not her husband. Her servant. How do you know? God displays such things on their faces. S-E-R-V-A-N-T. Shall we make a move, old man? We als

o need to arrange for a wheel chair for you. Come. - Let's go. Stop! Stop! Stop! - Hello! Hello! Hello! Stop! Stop! Stop, my friend. Damn you! The sea! What a sight! Do one thing, brother. Stop at the nearest stall and buy two kilos of mangoes. Today your friend will sit on the beach and enjoy mangoes. It will be fun! Yes! Stop joking, I tell you! Why? Don't you like mangoes? - No, I don't like you either, today. Sir, looks like you are from India. No. I am from Nagaland. I too am from India. A

Sikh gentleman offered me a roll in a movie and brought me here. He took Rs. 2 lakhs from me and ran away. Why did you have to believe in him? You should have just seen your face in the mirror. My face? My wife says that I look like Emraan Hashmi. Then even Emraan Hashmi must have been mistaken Don't talk nonsense. Watch it. I am. - Don't look at me. Watch the road. Okay. I should look straight. Please don't take us straight to heaven. Look straight ahead. - Okay. - You are great. Brother, we ne

ed to go to a hotel. La.. La.. Laparwah (careless)? Find Lafunder (loafer) Hotel for him. - Shut up. - Take us to La Plantation. Okay. There's a roadside restaurant on the way. What are you saying! It's serves very tasty food. You will lick your fingers. Tasty? Why does Mallika Sherawat cook the food there? You are great. - Stop it, will you? Listen.. Tell me, do you know Chandni? Who Chandni? - Chandni. My girlfriend. Do you think I am talking about Subhash Ghai's movie? My hotel's board just p

assed by. My hotel's board! Stop! - Keep quiet! Keep quiet! Hello? What happened? What happened? - Hello? Hello? Hello, baby? - Hello? Where are you? My hotel's board just passed by. I've been trying to call you from so long. Why aren't you answering your phone? Where are you? - Stop! Brother! My hotel.. Do you know Chandni? - Chandni? Who Chandni? Where are you? Keep quiet all of you! - Chandni and a hotel. I see. Baby, trust me. - What's happening, Teji? - My hotel.. You will enjoy the food. -

Baby, I'll call you back. Listen to me. He hung up on Simran! Stop the car! Stop the car right here! Sorry, brother! - Damn you! This time I have just hit him. Next time it will be you. Drive. - Okay, brother. - Damn you. Just a minute, brother. First goof up in Mauritius. - Yes. Listen, you guys go inside. I have heard him talking on the phone. He is up to something. He might run away. You guys leave. I'll handle him. - Tell me, why do you want to stay here? No. Try to understand. Let's go. -

You guys go. I'll stay here. Is it the right place? This is the address that was mentioned. Listen, just hurry up and come to the point. My wedding shouldn't be called off because of you. You are worried about your wedding. Let me find Room No. 511. It shouldn't happen that we end up meeting Kimmi's father. Just a minute. Shit.Who are you? - We? Uncle, we are here to stop the wedding. - What? Not to stop, to arrange for a wedding. There is a wedding, of his sister. - Mine? We have come here to b

ook the hotel. You don't need to go through the trouble. I am trapped by bringing my relatives here. It's my daughter's wedding. They are taking a lot of time. You make many friends in life. But you find love with great difficulty. Then what are you waiting for Pritam? Just go for it. I'm coming, Chandni. First they want Thai system. Then a DJ. Then a decorated stage. Then they ask for gold, then a car. Give this, give that. I've given everything now what else should I.. Where did they go? Okay,

I'll find someone else to tell my story. Kimmi, you don't need to commit suicide! Damn you, I'm just trying to adjust my stole. You came till here because of me! Yes. - Now I can die happy! I told you, you don't need to die. Hi. - Hi. Okay, you both have come to attend my wedding. Not to attend, but to marry. Now I can die happy! How many times do I have to tell you, you don't need to die. Stupid. But you are the one talking about it. Gura, my fiancé is a very dangerous man. How dangerous can h

e be! He is the Prince of Gidharwaha. Gidharwaha? - He has brought us here for the wedding. I'm getting married tomorrow. Gura, your timing seriously sucks. You come when there is no time left. I'll handle your Prince of Gidharwaha. He is nothing but a jackal. I am a lion. Now is your prince greater than Roshan Prince? Bloody show-off. Yes, there isn't much difference in the height. He has very dangerous men working for him. Hear that. I too have a dangerous man with me. There he is. - Shut up!

Hey, you idiot. He is very dangerous. Yesterday, when I went to the parlour for a facial.. Oh, Gura, you know how much a facial costs over here? How much. - Rs. 3000. Three? - That too a basic facial. You know I told my cousin to drop the idea. I'll go home and do it on my own. You know what the parlour owner said when I was about to leave? What? She gave me L'Oreal's makeup kit for free. - Wow! Kimmi, I guess you were trying to say how dangerous your fiancé is. Oh yes. I am such a fool. When I

went to the parlour, he sent four bodyguards with me. Forget about those four bodyguards. Talk about something else. I feel like I should keep listening to you. Okay! You know what happened! - Kimmi! We didn't come here to hear you talk. No, we are here to hear you talk. - We are here to get you married. We know how to get you married. You just tell us where we can find your Prince of Gidharwaha. Prince of Gidharwaha. Prince of Gidharwaha. Prince of.. - Wow! Wow! - Wow! Did I recite a poem that

you guys are praising me? I was saying.. Prince of Gidharwaha. King don. Don No. 1. The one who murders without a gun. I think he is getting an epilepsy attack. All of you should laugh. You fool, you too should laugh a little sometimes. Laugh. Please tickle me and make me laugh. He isn't funny enough to make me laugh. I'm telling you, don't laugh so loudly. You got your teeth fixed just yesterday. They will fall off. But I was laughing with my mouth kept shut. Yes, so as I was saying.. Prince of

Gidharwaha has come to Mauritius to get married. He has a very precious thing. Which is kept locked in a red-coloured box. Which colour box? In the colour of your coat. Yes, the coat is red in colour. The one who gets it for me.. He will get anything he asks for! Anything he asks for! I will get it! - Yes! - I'll get it! Well done. Take my blessings before you leave. Go break a leg! I don't understand he just blessed me or cursed me. I think he cursed you. Where are you? Go, everyone. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Go. Go. Go. Go, everyone. Go. Wait. He respects his son-in-law. - Okay. Oh, my! Oh God! Oh, my! God! Don't do this. Got it? Our guru said no kidnapping, no murder, no hooliganism.. ..and no drinking for 15 days. Don, why are you saying anything to her? She isn't saying it to me. She is addressing you as cat and dog. One of you is a cat and the other is a dog. What are you doing over here, Binnu? Go and make the dog defecate. He will do it on his own. I don't have to whistle at it. - L

et it be. Oh my. Hail the Guru! My father used to say that one should always keep petrol in the car.. ..and control over your tongue as much as you can. There he is. - That moustached guy? From magician Raka, he made me King don. And he got me married to a south Indian. And he gave me an army of south Indians. I hit a jackpot. I don't understand a thing she says. King don just has fun. "You had fun! You will have fun!" Hey! No one is listening to me. Broom.. Where is my broom? Run! She will use

it on us. Broom! Where is the broom! Broom! Where is the broom! Broom! Now it is my turn to become the don. I love you, Chandni. Prince of Gidharwaha, now you are done for. Let's go. - What are our bags doing outside? Where is Pritam? Forget him. Let's look for Prince of Gidharwaha. Come. I think one of them is Prince. If I knew about this then we would've boxed him.. ..and given it to the don yesterday itself. I would've got married to Chandni by now. Now where do we go? - Upstairs. Where did t

hat ugly prince go? Hey Kimmi's prince won't be ugly. He must be someone tall, dark and handsome. But a notch less than me. - Oh yes. Don't worry. He is here. No. Not at all. Hey, catch him! Catch him! Catch him! Come on! Oh God, please give me the red box. The red box! - So quickly? I should have asked for Chandni. Our job is done. I'm just great. Hey, Gidhar. Leave. Go back to India. You don't know who we are. The don of Mauritius. All the mafias of this area are under our control. We took pit

y on you because you are a Punjabi. Don't get too cosy. Quietly buy yourself a ticket and leave. You don't know about our power. Sitting over here we can crash aeroplanes into buildings. Yes. - Never come back to Mauritius. Wait. Kimmi.. - Done? Yes, dad? Your friend Gurpreet is calling for you. Do you wish to talk to her? - Yes, I do. But hurry up, we are on international roaming. - Okay. Hello, baby. - Stupid. Yes, Gurpreet? The job is done. We deported your prince. Now you quickly come to mee

t me. Okay? Oh really? Yes, everyone is fine. Mom and dad are fine. They are with me. Hold on just for a second, Gurpreet. Dad, why don't you talk to her? Yes, I will talk to her, but what will I talk about? Dad.. Yes.. Dad! Okay. Why are you saying dad? Yes, I was just getting the manicure done. Stupid, now that he has ran away then why ruin your nails? Do one thing. Give the phone to your dad. I'll talk to him. You are a fool, Gurpreet. You sometimes say such stupid things. I sometimes feel l

ike slapping you. This is a limit. I'm.. I have to go to the parlour tomorrow at 11:00am. Your hotel at 11:00am. Okay? Fine. Okay. Bye-bye. Yes. - Done? - Yes. What happened? Hello? What happened? Okay, baby. Love you. Miss you. Let's go and find Preet. He must be flirting with someone. Yes. Let's go look for Preet. Let's go. Chandni! Pritam! Get up! Chandni! I know Chandni. I am Chandni's guest. Chandni! I.. Chandni, recognise me. It's me. Recognise me. Yes, come in. Move aside. Where did you c

ome from? Oldie, who are you romancing? Your number was switched off yesterday. We thought you left us alone and went to heaven. Have a drink or two and get going from here. I am going to settle down over here. You saw how Chandni was smiling at me? - What is this? And you should keep a distance from the rich, you poor people. Damn him! - Chandni! I say, let the oldie go to hell. We are getting free booze inside. Let's drink. - Let's go. Having free booze in Mauritius. It's raining! It's raining

! It's raining! Where is the box? Am I still dreaming? What are you doing over here? Where is the box? Where is oldie? Forget the oldie, your uncle is asking for a box. Which box? When did we come here? I forgot what happened last night. Where is the box? Which box does he want? I'll ask them where oldie is. Uncle.. There was a boy with us. The third boy who came with us from India.. Tall, he dyes his hair, ugly looking boy. He has a long face. Tall. Have you seen him? Have you seen him? Don't y

ou speak English? It's okay. Let me try. Okay, you ask them. Where is our friend? That old guy. No old guy. You are a don? No, no. No don. Terrorist. Terrorist visa. Tourist visa. Brother, would you mind not talking in English? Okay. - Then do that. Prince of Gidharwaha? He has joined the police force? Tourist, yes? Over there you were very eagerly saying that you are a don. Are you done being a goon? Beat them and ask them about the box. Beat them till they don't speak up. Let your box go to he

ll. I'm warning you, I won't let you get married to Kimmi. Marriage? Kimmi? Hey, I married four years back. You are not Prince of Gidharwaha, Kimmi's fiancé? Now don't act naïve. I went there for the security of Prince of Gidharwaha's box. You kidnapped me and stole the box. Box? I'll slap him. We had gone to kidnap the prince. Who are you? Gura, I think God has destined something else for you. You couldn't get married even after coming to Mauritius. Kimmi must be getting married over there.. Yo

u do your action at the police station. Stop weaving tales. You two have stolen a very precious box owned by prince. Tell you don't tell me where that box is, I won't let you go. Ask them. Hit me! You too hit me. Hit me! It's no use of staying alive now. I couldn't get married to Kimmi even after coming to Mauritius. You wanted to get married, my boy? It's okay. Be a man. With girls its like, if one leaves your life the second one enters. And you can call Pritam sometimes. Pritam? - Yes. Sometim

es? - Yes. - It's okay. Pick up. - It's my phone. Sir, please give me the phone. Sir, please give me the phone. Please, sir. It's my girlfriend. Pick up. I'll tell you where the diamonds are. Sir, please give me the phone. Hello? Hello, baby? Yes, baby? Hello baby. Where are you? - Stop it. You know I missed you so much! I missed you too, baby! Seriously! I've been trying to call you and you aren't answering your phone. I was so worried. Actually, I went to sleep early. Mr. Tejpal Cheema, I know

you very well. And I know where you are. Where? Where am I? I saw Gura's updated status on Facebook. You are celebrating your bachelors' in Mauritius. Sorry, baby. I was going to tell you about it. It doesn't matter whether you were going to tell me or not. I am already in Mauritius to tell you that.. ..now in your life there can either be Gura or Simran. What! - Yeah. I am in Mauritius. And I am standing outside your hotel. And if in five minutes.. No, if you don't come down in two seconds the

n that's it. You can collect your engagement ring. Got it? I'll burn down your Facebook! Simran's in Mauritius. Teji's angry. Simran's here. Kimmi's getting married. And me crying in Mauritius. 'Alcohol consumption is injurious to health.' 'Alcohol consumption is injurious to health.' You wanted someone to hit you, right? I'll kill you. Not like this, brother. First I need to go home and take my parents' blessings. Then only can I die. Let go of me. Let me take care of him. He has ruined my life

. I lied to my fiancée and brought him.. ..to Mauritius to stop his girlfriend's wedding. He has instead broken my engagement. Come on, hurry up, lie to them and get me out of here! Otherwise I'll kill you. Lie? Uncle, you want the box? I know where the box is. I know where that box is, right? I know where it is. He knows. He knows where the box is. I know the box. - Let's go. Let's go. Take him. - Take me. Where is the diamond? - Diamond? There! - There! Over there. - Show me. Show me. First op

en this. - We need to open this. Open the handcuffs. Come. Come. Come. I give you diamond. Come. Here. Here. Here. Here. Under the boat. - You.. Damn you. Fighting in Mauritius. Newly married couple. Honeymoon. "When the first wedding vow was read.." Sing another sad song. No, brother, don't joke. Kimmi must've lost her mind when they must've read the first vow I'll jump into the sea outside her hotel. Then you can cry over my dead body. Listen to me. You've created your share of mess. Now if yo

u even make a sound, I'll make you push Kimmi's wedding car. Because of your love story, my story is in trouble. Which trouble are you talking about, brother? This is a troublesome fate, my friend. If because of whom I am here gets married to someone else.. ..then I will be in big trouble. He is talking about trouble! Having trouble in Mauritius. Give me the phone! Now if you upload any photo on Facebook.. ..then I'll slap you and turn your face into a book. Brother! Brother, please give me my p

hone back! Brother, please give me my phone back! I need to update my status! There was no halt? - What? How's aunt? Aunt's fine. Back off. What happened? You know that? I didn't even get anything to eat. - Oh really. Simran? What is she doing with "uncle"? Oh my God. Uncle is here? He is a cop. My damned ill-fate! I get a ticket for walking on foot. It's okay, brother. Be courageous. I want to slap you. I wonder at what inauspicious hour I made you my friend. Listen.. Your mother won't get anot

her son, I have many friends. Yes. It is a very nice song, brother. Mind.. Mindblowing. Come with me. Please come with me. Wait here. I'll go and take care of the "uncle". You take care of Simran. Okay? - Okay. I am trying to catch the don. Now I am doing free police service to catch the don. - Really? Once I find him, I will catch him. Oh God. - I won't let him go. I'll be right back. - Okay. Excuse me. Your phone, madam. Get up, baby. Come. Come. Come. Hurry up. Madam.. - Oh God. Please help m

e! I.. - He is flirting with me. What happened, madam? - No. I.. Baby, I missed you so much. Leave my hand. - Baby. I said, let go of my hand, Mr. Tejpal Cheema. This is not fair, brother. I think I'll have to behave like a Jatt. Baby! God! Help me! He is troubling me! Wait! Why are you running away? Wait! Wait! - Please listen to me. Kimmi! Damn you. Are you blind? You just came running into me! Move aside. He won't trouble you again. - Kimmi! You ruined my hair. - Please forgive me. Henceforth

, I'll never come out of the police station. Please. Oh, my God. You speak Punjabi. I'm also a Punjabi. - Leave. Henceforth, if you try to flirt with a girl.. ..I'll scoop your eyeballs out and hang them on the roof. Leave. I won't let go of him. Sir, I am married. I belong to someone else. I'm warning you, you too shouldn't try to flirt with me. What's wrong? - Madam, that scoundrel was flirting with her. Sir, please leave. I want to do some girl talk with her. Look madam, two single Punjabis m

eet so far away.. ..at a beautiful location. I think we will make a good pair. Hello, don't talk nonsense. I already have a boyfriend. What do you think? I love to get ready and come to a hotel? Tell me about me. I came here to meet him. You know he wasn't my boyfriend. Only I used to love him. You know he used to not even look at me. Then I don't know what happened. Suddenly he started loving me. "I fell in love with you." "I fell in love with you." "I'll be your dad's son-in-law." "If you are

beautiful then I too am hi-fi." "If you are beautiful then I too am hi-fi." "I'll be your dad's son-in-law." "I've seen the world, there's no one like you." "It was my mistake that I ignored you." "I've seen the world, there's no one like you." "It was my mistake that I ignored you." "That I ignored you." "Now give in and stop fighting me." "I've overused the CD of sad songs." "I'll be your dad's son-in-law." "By God, I'll keep you happy." "I'll never look at anyone else." "By God, I'll keep you

happy." "I'll never look at anyone else." "That's why we.." "That's why we.." "That's why we clicked a photograph together." "I uploaded it on the Facebook day before yesterday." "I'll be your dad's son-in-law." Baby! - You fooled me by sweet-talking with me. No, baby. And, you know, I took a 16-hour flight. It is a 16 hour flight from Sidney? Yes. But that's not the point. I am not here for your justifications. You don't know what love is. - Baby, I know. That's why my caller-tune is of Chatta

r Gill.. "My love, the stars.." - Done? Because of you, I travelled in a stupid airline's.. ..stupid business class with stupid people. On top of that I couldn't even shop. Just this stupid.. This is not stupid. This is my Jimmy Choo. I only bought this. - Baby, I swear by your Jimmy Choo bag. I am not here on a holiday. Then why are you here? Why don't you tell me? Because.. - Because you don't want to tell me. You have a girlfriend here, right? That's why you are here. Melodramatic guy. You th

ink my love is just an act, Simran? You are talking to me in Hindi? Why? Why? Not, why, baby. I wanted to come to you to Sidney via Mauritius. Liar. I'm telling the truth, baby. Really? - Yes. It's an important call. Hello? King don. Don no. 1. The one who kills without a gun. Which don? - The dangerous one. Yes, sir? - What "yes, sir"? Where are you hiding with my box? If you don't return the box I'll cut your friend into small pieces.. ..add it to the dough and feed it to the fishes. I'll gain

double benefit from it. Is he a don or a cook? He is always talking about food. - Laugh. No, no, no. Don't do this. I am coming. Please tell me where I need to come. I think he got scared. Threat him some more. He asked you to threaten him and not to give him gun salutes. Why did you disconnect the call? - Hello? Hello? Hello, Mr. Don? You can disconnect lives, can't I even disconnect phone calls? You should have at least let me finish my threat. Now where will those poor guys come with the box

? We'll call up him again. We'll call up him again. The call is charged with international roaming. It costs him Rs. 5 a call. Then it's really very expensive. - Where are you? Yes! Coming! It's okay. They will come on their own. Every dog in this city knows King don's address. They relieve themselves on the gate. I heard that. Hello? - Hello. Who was it? It was the don. - Don? The battery was down. The phone got disconnected. Who were you talking to? Pritam's life is in danger. Pritam? - Pritam

's aunt. Pritam's aunt? The aunt from Tholan. She used to stay next to Banta. She had migrated to Mauritius when Windows 98 was introduced. Okay. She ate curry and rice at night and slept on a folding bed. Aunt got folded when the folding bed folded. I'm going to the hospital to check how she is doing. Whatever. I'm coming with you. Young girls shouldn't go to the hospital. I'll come with you. Baby, you are tired after a 16-hour flight. If you get anymore tired then I'll never forgive myself. I'

ll just go and.. Go. Teji! What are you doing over here? Weren't you getting married? You stopped the wedding. You did a great thing by stealing Prince's box. Prince's box? Yes, you know he stopped the wedding. He said he won't get married till he doesn't get the box back. Now we have a lot of time. Let's quickly elope and get married. "Elope and get married!" Now I know which aunt of yours is unwell. Where is Gura? Gura is coming. - Fine. I'll leave now. I was just here to say this. Actually, I

couldn't get through your number. Okay, bye. And tell bye to Gura as well. - Bye. Okay, listen.. - Yes? Prepare to elope. Okay? Bye. Simran Grewal gets betrayed in such a big way? Thank you, God, that You sent Simran to Mauritius. Otherwise how would I know that Teji is cheating me! Wait, Teji. Now Simran will teach you a lesson. Hello, dad? Hello, my princess. Have you reached Mauritius? Dad.. - What is it, dear? Why are you crying? Teji.. He's such a dog. He cheated us. What?! He is planning

to get married to some other girl, dad. Don't worry. I'll take off for Mauritius immediately. Okay. I'll see where he can escape to. I got rid of the cop with great difficulty. Kimmi? I met her. She left. She was in a hurry. And she said that Prince has delayed the wedding. Thank God. But which box are they talking about? Kimmi too was saying that good we took his box. Even the don called through a private number. He said Pritam is with him. We should give his box back. What is this all about? D

amn, even I don't know what's this issue with the box? Actually, I don't even remember what happened last night at the party. Do one thing, get ready. Let's go to the venue of the party. Perhaps we will recall what happened. Brother, how about if we meet Kimmi before going there.. Shut up and come with me. Or I'll break your legs. I've convinced Simran great difficulty. I hope we didn't cause any other problem like last night. What do we have to do with the box? Let's go back to India taking Sim

ran and Kimmi along. Are you for real? Cops are after us. Don has kept Pritam captive. Pritam is an old man. We don't know how many more days he will live. I think just two months more. Let him sacrifice himself for his friends. Hats off to your friendship. Everyone should have a friend like Gura. Let's go and find out what we did last night.. ..that we landed in the police station. Come with me. Oldie, who are you romancing? Your number was switched off yesterday. We thought you left us alone a

nd went to heaven. Have a drink or two and get going from here. I am going to settle down over here. You saw how Chandni was smiling at me? - What is this? And you should keep a distance from the rich, you poor people. Damn him! - Chandni! I say, let the oldie go to hell. We are getting free booze inside. Let's drink. - Let's go. Having free booze in Mauritius. "With the wind flies your red muslin stole." "I am drunk, my beloved, I am.." "I am drunk, my beloved, I am.." Brother, today, I am real

ly having a good time. Really? - Yes. We scared him away. Bloody Prince of Gidharwaha. Two lovers unite. Kimmi.. Great. By the way, what work do you do? I have forgotten all my work after seeing you. What? I mean you speak Punjabi so well. Yes, I know little Punjabi. My mom is a south Indian and my dad is a Punjabi. Look over there. The old man is having fun. Come, let's listen to his love story. Catch them! - Catch them! I am sure they are here to steal the box. Box? Which box? Our office is op

en. Buffalo.. With horns.. - We will tear you apart. Take them to king. - Take them. Why? - They are trying to mess with Binnu. You are so funny. - You are no less. What? - My heart is beating very fast after seeing you. God, be careful. I might get a heart attack. It's okay. I'm a doctor. I'll take care of everything. Are you sure? Yes. - Then consider that I got a heart attack. What happened? - I was just joking, darling. King don.. Don No.. One. The one who kills without a gun. Today, I have

thrown this party.. ..to celebrate the joy of getting this box. Correct. My very dear, loyal, Binnu.. ..risked his life and brought this precious box for me. He deserves.. He deserves a huge reward. Now you will give me anything I'll ask for? I've gone bankrupt by throwing such a big party. Even kids' birthday parties are grander than this. I've used all the money that I had got to arrange this party. Stop blabbering. Wait a minute. Hold this. Wait a minute. Hurry up. Take this. Rs. 101. That me

ans a gift token to marry Chandni. Well done, Mr. Don. I salute you. You really know what lies in other people's hearts. You really are a magician. May you live a long and a happy life. Tell me something, what's in this box? You cannot even breathe without it. This box contains something very precious and dear to me. Okay. Now stop talking and eat whatever you want to eat with your drinks. They will charge double after 11:00pm. It's okay. Now even I'll pitch in. You just do something for me. - D

amn you. Chandni, you remind me of honey. What? I mean I think of poetry when I see you. Please recite one. It goes like this.. Listen, oh girl walking on the street.. My handkerchief lies in your boot.. Listen.. I think I said it wrongly. Handkerchief? - I want to sit and recite it to you. Please sit down. Listen, oh girl riding the Activa.. My handkerchief lies in its boot.. Some ask for a son, some ask for milk.. Your brother.. I think I said it wrongly again. Your lover wants just your love.

Punjabi! Great. - It's just.. When I saw you at the airport for the first time.. - Yes? I thought you are like my father. I look like.. What? I mean.. How do I say it? Like my father cares for my mother.. ..you too will care for me in a similar fashion. Of course I will. Chandni, I will love you so much that you will be.. Where did she go? Chandni, you are sitting over here. I really like you a lot. I love.. What? - What "what"? Untie us. They.. - I didn't recognise you. Chandni, you've invited

such cheap and poor people to your party. And you have tied them to the pillars. Will you untie us or should I show her your dyeing photo? What? Aren't they your friends from the airport? Yes. No. Chandni.. - Coming. Untie us. - Untie us. Brother, I was about to untie you. I have been looking for you. Chandni, I am just coming. I am just coming. Don No. 1. The one who murders without gun. Catch them! Straight ahead. I am dead. Stop it. Don't hit me. Drop it. Take care of the box. You should tak

e care of the box. Which box? - Which box? Listen, he is talking about this box. You shouldn't take this box. You can do anything else you want to. Take care of the box. Why did you give it to them? Good catch! - Give it to me! - Catch them! Someone help me!Get the box! Someone help me! I am dead. Help me! Take this. Take this. Today a murder would've taken place without a gun. Take this. Take this. Take this. Heave-ho! - Remove it carefully. Come on, heave-ho! Catch! Look, it bended. Thank God

his navel was saved. You are concerned about the navel? Be grateful that I am still alive. Anyway, what could you do if it would've hurt your navel. It's not like you are going to plant a money plant in it. Take us along. - Let's go. Let's go. Get up. Bye. You.. - Give me my box back. Damn him! Don No. 1. He is roaming around with a box. Hey, don't say such things. He is about to become my relative. Where? - Wait. Let's put an update on Facebook. Having a messy party in Mauritius. Oh God, this r

eminds me that I forgot to get her number. Wait, you will get caught. - "Caught!" Today no one can stop me from meeting her. I am going. Let's go. - Let's go. We created such a big mess last night? It's all because of you. Damn you. You fell from a horse and you are blaming its handler? You were the one shouting last night. Stop your nonsense. I wonder what must be happening with Pritam. Oh God, this reminds me that I forgot to get her number. Wait, you will get caught. - "Caught!" Today no one

can stop me from meeting her. I am going. Move aside. Chandni, my love. Who's that person? How does it concern you? Hey, you bone, move aside. We need to talk. Darling, I wanted.. - Catch him. Hey, you should listen carefully. He wants you to "catch him" and not me. It's okay. I'll send you off from the old godown. No. Pritam! Pritam! - Your Pritam is as good as dead. No! Pritam! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! So many angels of death. This means that I am dead. I was still single, dam

n you! Damn you, may you be doomed, priest. You took Rs. 101 from me and said that I'll live another 40-50 years. This didn't even last the average. I died so soon. Sir.. Angel of death.. Please tell me whether this is heaven or hell. I think even they don't know. Let's call up ask Lord of Righteousness. Mr. Angel of death, if you don't mind.. ..can I use your phone and call home? No, I just wanted to tell my family that I am safe and sound. Hail Ganpati. Hail Balaji. Hail Balaji. Yo Yo Honey Si

ngh! Hail Gurudev Swami. Hail Gurudev Swami. Hello, King don, don no. 1, the one who murders without a gun. Hello, brother. What got sold? There is a boil on the stomach? Why are you talking nonsense? Guru said no murder, no kidnapping. No. No. But he kidnapped someone for me.. Guru said no murder, no kidnapping. Bring the guest home. Okay? Hold this. Okay. Then bring him here. Where is that box? Tell me. Tell me, where is the box? It was him. Damn you, my name is Binnu. Binnu Dhillu. Just a min

ute. Just a minute, Mr. Don. Either change his name or have his plastic surgery done. I will no longer allow my name to get insulted. Oh really? Then let me venerate you. Tell me. Tell me, where is the box? Enough, Mr. Don. I'll make him speak. Leave this job to me. I'll slap you. He took the box from you. Mr. Don, I don't know where the box is. Those boys took it from me. What are their names? - Their names.. Well.. - What "well"? I just remembered. I had taken his phone yesterday. Their number

s must be in it, we'll find it. You are asking me to call them? You dog, I am a don. It's not like I asked you to push a truck. I just asked you to call. You fool, don't you have any brains? Call them. No! No! No! Oh God! You didn't abide Guru's orders. You did kidnapping! I don't know anything. - You did kidnapping! You did kidnapping!- Run! Wow! You are looking so nice. Is she your elder sister? Not a sister, she is a witch. Oh God. He is so handsome. Henceforth, he is our guest. He is our gue

st. - Yes. Chandni, take our guest inside. Go. - Okay. Come with me. Guest gets so much and I get nothing? "I wish I was her beloved." "I wish I was her beloved." "Her father and I would've been business partners." "Her father and I would've been business partners." "At a colony, close to Chandigarh.." "At a colony, close to Chandigarh.." "I would have flown kite against the whole of Punjabi." "I wish I was her beloved." "Her father and I would've been business partners." "We would get married i

n our Wonderland." "We would get married in our Wonderland." "Its main gate would have had my nameplate." "Its main gate would have had my nameplate." "I wish I was her beloved." "Her father and I would've been business partners." "I would have stated claim over her." "I would have stated claim over her." "No one else would've dared to trespass." "No one else would've dared to trespass." "I wish I was her beloved." "Her father and I would've been business partners." "I wish I was her beloved." "

Her father and I would've been business partners." I just don't understand where did that box go? Who had the box when we left that place yesterday? Who had it? This is what I am asking. Who had the box? I don't get dreams about the box's location. I just don't understand that why do I get blamed for everything. You are the root cause all the problems. I.. - Shut up. Be grateful that we know where the don stays. We will go there tomorrow and apologise to him. Come on. - Yes, brother. You ask for

forgiveness. I'll ask for coffee. Let's go. - We'll update our status on Facebook. Having coffee with don of Mauritius. This is the only magic in the world which only I know. He knows only one. No, I know many. Look at this miracle. This is the second magic. Applaud. Look, we are making a request. - Yes. We've been watching the same trick since the past two hours. Please let us go. Look, we made a mistake. Please forgive both of us. I suggest you should also get our friend go. Look, humans are

what of mistakes? - Statue. He is a statue. - No! No! No! I cannot drink sweet milk. Sweet.. I cannot drink it. Don't feed me almond rice pudding. My brains will start working. Please don't feed me. Don't make me drink it. Look at this, papa. Papa! - Papa! Papa, I am addressing you as papa as calling you uncle.. ..makes our relationship sound a little distant. Whom did you call papa? What should we do with your sinister friends? Who are you talking about? - Look at them. They.. - How are they re

lated to you? hey are my distant friends. Distant? Why are they from Bikaner? Hey, what is he saying? - I don't know. Actually, I saw them at the airport from a distance. From what distance? When the aeroplane was landing.. - Yes. I saw them from the runway. Stop blabbering. Otherwise, I'll use my magic and turn you into pigeons. Check the sweetness.Keep the milk back. Keep it back! Keep it back! - Tell me where my box is. Where is my box? My box.. Tell us if you know anything about the box. Dad

dy needs to relieve himself as well. It's not related to that. That box contains something very precious. Tell me where my box is. My box! Where is my box? The way in which papa is squirming I think the pressure is high. No, damn you. It's not about the pressure. I want the red box. My box. Tell me, where is the box. Sir, we don't have the box. If you want, I can get a water bottle. Damn you, I'll break your head. I don't want a bottle. Give me my red colour box back. - Tell us. Honestly, we don

't know anything about the box. We drank a little too much that day. A little? They were drinking non-stop, papa. I told them that even your guest wants to drink. Then they left some in the drum. Then your guest drank it. And they also started pushing your guest. Which guest of mine? He.. - Which? Which guest? Well.. Me. Damn you. At the time of trouble you are making a donkey.. Who are you calling a donkey? Who are you calling a donkey? You made a donkey your father? Why are you interfering whe

n I am talking? Now will you teach me how to talk? Hey! Keep your voice down. If the lioness hears it then she will eat us alive. Papa, a lioness never eats her cubs. That's why be relaxed. Lioness likes fried bread? Should I hit you? Can I answer my phone? - Yes, son. Answer it. This is the limit. - Yes, hello, tell me. Gura, there is a problem I am getting ready over here. The damned prince got a call from the airline. They told him that if you delay the wedding.. ..then he'll have to cancel t

he ticket. He will suffer a loss of Rs. 2000. That idiot forgot his box because of Rs. 2000. He said that he'll get married today itself. What will we do now? What? Then what! I think that idiot was making a fuss for no reason. What are you saying? You must've taken the wrong box. He has the real box with him. What will we do now? I'll stop your wedding. Just wait and watch my scheme. Disconnect the call. Yes? - We don't remember. We don't know where the box is. How can you not know? Why are you

lying? Why don't you tell him the truth? Actually uncle.. Calling you sir sounds a little odd. Now Pritam's papa is our uncle, right? Yes, yes. - Right? Just give me my box back. You can even address me as dog later. No matter what nonsense don says.. ..but no one shall take don's name. Hey, what are you talking about? Now bark! Bark! Uncle, let me tell you everything. Actually he fathers you a lot. Whose father? He loves you. He loves you a lot. He said I might loss millions of boxes.. ..but n

o harm should come on uncle. Who can dare to hurt my future father-in-law? What are you guys saying? Uncle, let me tell you everything. We were coming to you with the box. - Okay. On the way, we met Prince. - Really? The Prince of Gidharwaha. - Yes. He first slapped him. Then he slapped.. Then he again slapped him. What nonsense are you talking about? Can't you keep quiet? He took the box from us and left. He said, "which don, which king?" "He must be a king only in his house." If he has the cou

rage then he should take the box during my wedding. This is what he told us. Who has a dead wish? Damn you, this was my dialogue. Then you say it. Who has a dead wish! Prince, uncle. Prince of Gidharwaha. Binnu.. - Yes. Take the army of south Indians.. I'll see how can the Prince of Gidharwaha get married. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. - Bring the Prince of Gidharwaha in front of me. Okay. - Papa.. Yes. - I'll fulfil this wish of yours. Are you a leader? I at least look human. Goons are supposed to do s

uch things. I will do this job. Come on, gather the army. Come on, kids. No good looks or manners but he thinks he is great. Let's go. Let's go. You too leave. Try to understand. Let's go. Take my blessings before you leave. Hand it to me. Give. Hello, dad? Teji has a very big house over here. Just a little smaller than our house in Australia. - What! I think Teji's wedding procession is leaving. Oh, my God. Simran is being betrayed in such a big way. God, why did you just kill me? - Don't worry

, my angel. I've landed in Mauritius. - Hello, dad. Please quickly come here from airport. It's Mt. Stuart, villa number one. Come fast. Now Chandni is bound to be mine. Come on, oldie. Hit the gas. Just go for it. Today it's the question of your love. Not just mine, but all three of us. I had answered the question. You tore my answer sheet. Today I have to kidnap Prince. You used to give me a lot of assurances in jail. In jail? You went to jail? You didn't tell me. Listen, friendship and love b

oth hold their respective position. I am getting a chance to settle down with great difficulty. What will my in-laws say? He has friends who went to prison. We can discuss this later. Look over there. He is leading. Hit the gas. Hit into his car. - Yes. We won't let go of you now, hippo. Wait. - Yes. Yes. Wait, I'll teach you a lesson. - Where did they come from? Shall we go ahead? - Race ahead. Careful. Hit the hippo. - We won't spare him. You are hitting us? Should I teach you a lesson? - Sukh

i, tell them to scare them. Move. They don't even understand Punjabi. Wait.. wait. He isn't moving aside. Come on. Come on, come on, hit him. Hello? So, son, have you had.. well.. It's enough. Have you had enough? So son? He has opened his mouth like its an open engine. Bloody hell.. Come on, now. Race ahead. He was messing with us. Come on now. Yeah! Come on! Oh God, I will offer offerings worth Rs. 1.25. Please don't let my wedding take place. Please God. I have worked double hard for two year

s and had an affair with Gura. Now don't test my love. Please, God. Come closer and heed my prayer. Please, God. Please. Please. Kimmi.. God? You really heard my prayer? Kimmi, look over here. At the window. God.. you look just like Teji. I am Teji. Oh my God. Why are you here? I am not alone. Gura is also with me. He is getting ready upstairs. He kidnapped your Prince. Now you will get married to Gura. Okay, are these guys in black your men? 'They once again ruined our plan.' 'They kidnapped Gu

ra, thinking that he is Prince.' 'And once again, we were in trouble.' Where are they going? They are kidnapping Gura. Wait, Teji. I too am coming with you. Hey! Stop! Stop! Where are you taking my son-in-law? Hurry up. They are catching up. Papa, Pritam. Papa, he is your Prince. Give me my princess. Pritam, check careful. He might be conscious. Trust me. Even if you play drums before him for six months.. ..he is just like Kumbakarana, he won't wake up. It went inside on its own. Papa! - Papa! W

hat "Papa"! If he doesn't get up for six months.. ..the who will give me my box, your father? No, papa. I said even if you play drums before him for six months.. ..he won't wake up. It is possible that he will wake up if you play a flute or banjo. Faster. A little faster, Teji. Stop it, you bugger. Dad! Dad! Shoot him! - Oh shit! Run! Run! Run! - Stop! Where are you going? Run! Run! Run! Prince! Prince! Wake up! I won't be able to get married if you won't wake up. If I'll leave you, you will bre

ak your neck. Wake up! You are concerned about your marriage? You don't know how important that box is for me. I want that box. - Stop, papa. I just don't understand. When did I have so many sons? I have brought the real prince. He has brought someone else just because he wanted to come first. Look at him, papa. Look at him, papa. Hey, my prince is real. You can test his blood if you want to. You can do his DNA as well. He had pushed my car aside. Hey, hey. I'll teach you a lesson. I pushed you?

What was I driving? A truck? You.. I will.. I will get both of you exiled. Tell me who the real prince is. I want my box. That box is very precious. I want the box. - Papa.. Why don't you do Eeny Meeny Miny Moe? - Yes. Okay. Let's do Eeny Meeny Miny Moe. Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, catch the tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny Meeny Miny Moe. Damn you! I am not prince. I am King don. Eeny Meeny Miny Moe doesn't have a navigator.. That you will find the prince. - Yes. You are right. - Yes

. Then think, who the real prince is. Teji! - I'll kill you. She used to call me baby and now she wants him to shoot me. Shoot him. Binnu versus Pritam. Start fighting. Come on, Pritam. What is this? Fight with me.- You are jumping like a monkey. Come on. - Come on. Now I won't spare you. I brought the real prince. - Come on. Come on, Pritam. I brought the real prince. - Yes. Come on. I won't spare you. - Go for it. I brought the real prince. Hit him. Hit him on his face. Damn you. Do you eat Do

sas made of steel? Come on. Come on, Pritam. Hit him. Why are you hitting me here? One has to sit. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit him. It will be a foul. You guys are hugging each other. Come on. - Are you guys meeting after a long time? Foul. Foul. - Come on, Pritam. My prince is real. - My prince is real. Come on. - Mine is real. What's happening? I am the real prince. - Look over there. Then give me my box. You are killing me. Kimmi? Gura! You brought Kimmi here to score a point for the oldie

? Wait, I'll teach you a lesson. - My box. My box! Gura.. - Give me my box. Catch him. Give it to me. - Oh my Chandni. Give me the box. - Stop, I say. I'll kill you. Uncle. - You cheat! Give me my box. I want my box. Give me my box. Where is my box? Give me the box. Stop! Stop! Give me my box! Uncle.. Uncle, I don't have it. - Give it to me. I can get you a bottle if you want. I don't want a bottle, I want my box. Don't go in circles I am feeling dizzy. Catch! Catch! Catch! Damn you! Why are you

catching me? Catch him! Him! They don't understand. Oh my God. Go. Go. I too am coming. Give me the box! My box! Give me my box! Where is it? My box.. Tell me where my box is. - How will I know where the box is. I am Roshan Prince. Not that prince. Oh God! Broom! Where is my broom? Broom! Where is my broom? No! A miracle, Gura. A miracle! A punch of yours did what even God couldn't do. Chandni. Aunt! Behind you! My box.. You are looking through the binoculars. Are you on your honeymoon? He seem

s familiar. - No, no! Familiar? - Let go of me. Let me find the box first. Over there! - Wait a minute. You have given me a tough time by making me run. How about half-half? Not half. Pritam likes to eat a little more than half. Damn you. - Run! - Wait. Wait. Fine. You shall always remember me. I will give away the bride. - Fine, papa. Don't give me so much respect. - Why? I cannot take it. He cannot be trusted. Let's go. Let's go. - Chandni! Chandni! Oh my Chandni! You stupid, my engagement is

going to break because of you. As if what you did was right. You cheated me. You said that you will get me married to Kimmi. But you brought her here. For whom? To help oldie score a point? Damn you! Why will I elope with Kimmi? You shouldn't say anything against Kimmi! I'm warning you. Yes. Caught you. Hurry up and come here. I caught them. Come here. Where is my son-in-law? Where is my son-in-law? Where is my son-in-law? Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Where is my son-in-law? Let your son-in-law

go to hell. Tell me where my box is. Where is my son-in-law? My box! My box! He too hit me and ran away! What should I do? What's happening, Gura? Who are they? Shut up. Don't you have any shame? Shameless woman. I was getting ready to marry you and you eloped with my friend. Stupid animal. - Get lost, you scoundrel. I had to handle my new skirt on the scooter because of you. Got it? These goons had kidnapped you. My skirt got ruined. - Over there. Look the embroidery on the side has ruined. I

had told the tailor to make nice.. Gura! Listen to me! How are you, darling? Is everything fine? He.. - Hello. Look over here! - Yes? You are romancing over here? Simran's father is making me go round in circles. He thinks I eloped with Kimmi. Go and explain it to her father. Can't you see that I am busy with your sister-in-law? He is your father-in-law. You deal with him. Tell me, darling, what were we talking about? Should I tell her about Sonia? Well, I.. - What? Just a minute. But.. - Please

listen to me, brother. I'll make your father-in-law.. I'll go and tell your father-in-law.. ..that you are the most decent boy in this world. Come on. Darling, I have some important work with him. Come on. I'll come back soon. - You can talk to her later. Uncle.. I mean, brother.. Tejpal is a very decent boy. Oh really. - He is just like a girl. You are misunderstanding him. I'm telling you. Okay. So I am wrong? Yes. - Take this. Who Tejpal? I don't know anyone. Handle it or I'll tell Kimmi's f

ather everything about you. Give me my box. I don't have the box. Uncle, please listen to me. Don uncle, please listen to me. We don't have a box. - I want my box. Move aside. - Don uncle, please listen to me. Chandni. - My box! Chandni! Little don! Little don! - Chandni! Hello! - Chandni! - We don't have any box. Chandni! - Go. He's crazy about Chandni! At least you listen to me. Hello! They are junior artists. I am the hero of this film. No one listens to me. Baby! Baby! - Daddy! Daddy! Shoot

him! Please listen to me! It's not like you think. Please listen to me. Don't you dare! You cheated my daughter. Today, I'll kill you. Where is my son-in-law? Which son-in-law? - My son-in-law. Why did you cheat me? Okay. Okay. Okay. That son-in-law? Look over there, that Sikh gentleman has your son-in-law. Who are you to raise your hand on my son-in-law? Not me. Baby, please. It's not me. Come with me, I'll explain. He is not your son-in-law. He is my son-in-law. Give me my box. - Why are you a

fter that box? Give me my box. Box.. - I beg of you. Please give me my box. Okay. That box. - Yes. Look over there. That man has your box. Who are you? - Me? King don. Don No. 1. Today, for his box he will take out his gun. He is my son-in-law. - Where is my son-in-law? Where is my box? - How would I know? Tell me where my box is. Where is my son-in-law? - I say he is my son-in-law. My box. - Where is my son-in-law? Where is he? How would I know? - Where is my box! What are you doing? He has kid

napped my son-in-law. Dad, forget about your son-in-law. She is the girl he eloped with. You ran away from home? - Yes. No. - Yes. Dad, Gura. - Not Gura, Teji. - Uncle.. Teji eloped with her. I will tell you everything. Damn you! What will you tell! First you tell me where my box is. Give me the box. Tell me where my box is. Daddy, I'll give you the box. From where will you get the box? He says that he doesn't have the box. - I'll give you the box. I'll tell you. Damn you, you are behaving like

lost cattle. From where will you find the box? Damn you! I'll find the box for him! Daddy! Daddy! - I am going to fall. Keep quiet! Everyone listen to me. He is here. My brother is here. Now I tell you where your box and where your son-in-law is. Now he will tell you everything. Move aside. You are calling me brother! All this mess was created because of you. I didn't elope with anyone. Gura and Kimmi love each other. We came to Mauritius to stop Kimmi's wedding. We ended up messing with these i

diots. Don and this box. And baby, do you think I'll ever cheat you? I've never cheated during the exams. - There's my son-in-law. My son-in-law. Gura! - Where.. Son-in-law, where have you been? We have made all the arrangements for the wedding. You said 250 people will attend the wedding. We made arrangements for 300 people. We have even booked an AC hall. We have made all the other arrangements as well. Who are you? I am his bodyguard. Prince ran away with his girlfriend. Arrangement for 300 p

eople. 15 rings. 17 blankets to be given as gifts. AC hall. DJ playing the music all night long. What will I do now? Uncle.. Everything will remain the same. Instead of Prince of Gidharwaha.. There's Roshan Prince. - Yes, daddy. I too like Gura.. - Gura! Why didn't you tell me! Just a minute. - Click a snap! Click a snap! Having wedding in Mauritius! 'Gura is still crazy about Kimmi.' 'And I, my brother, was born to apologise to Simran.' Baby, do you think I'll ever cheat you? I've never cheated

during the exams. Oh, Simran is so stupid. I'm so sorry. I suspected you, baby. It's okay. - I really love you. I seek your blessings, daddy. - I am sorry, baby. Dad! - Okay, my dear. 'All pairs fit and my love story is a hit.' 'I am Tejpal Singh Cheema and this was my story.' 'You must be wondering what's in the red box.' 'Actually, it contained the last, very expensive..' '..capsule that definitely cured piles.' 'Don's pain will decrease and Pritam's pleasure.' My Box My Box ,,,,my life Yo Yo

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