‘Isprikitik Walastik Kung Pumitik’ FULL MOVIE | Redford White, Serene Dalrymple

Jack, hurry up so we can eat that breakfast. You know, how hard it is to poop. I'm trying my best. I'm almost done. He's right, hurry up or we might end up late. Bona, call Gramps, we'll eat now. Gramps, let's eat now. What? Hmm. This is yours, Gramps. This is yours. This one is yours. This one is yours. And this is mine. You tricked us! Why is your share much bigger? Why is mine dried fish and yours is as big as a shark? Stop whining, I was the one who cooked. And anyway, I'm big. Bona, you loo

k after Gramps. We're leaving early. Brando, Don’t take this the wrong way. We finished sweeping the floor a while ago. Gramps, it's not sweeping, they're leaving. Back-off! Don't yell at me, I'm not deaf. That's right, Gramps is not deaf. Yes, he's not, he's just dumb. That's right! Huh? Let's eat, let's eat now. Wait, wait. We forgot something. What? Let's pray first before eating. Oh! Who's getting married? We're going to pray. Then, let's pray. Oh! Oh! Amen! Thank you. Let's eat! Hey, that

looks delicious. So what? Maybe, you can give us some. Yes, we haven't had breakfast yet. Yikes! Share this with him. Thank you. Alright. I'm impressed. It's almost in your mouth and yet, you still gave it away. I feel sorry for them. Yes, they're pitiful. Brando, I saw Tasyo chewing something. Maybe, we can ask for something, too. Hmm, not this one. Share it with him. Why did you give my share to them? I had nothing more to give. What shall I eat now? Look, there's more. They just ask from us o

ccasionally. What do you mean occasionally? They do that often. You have three pieces, Marlon. Don't be stingy, give them two pieces. Just eat the eggs. Look, I still have more. We just met the others. They have food with them. Maybe we can ask for something, too. We haven't had breakfast yet. No, no. Not this one. Wait, that's mine. - He already gave it to us. - That's mine. Just give it to them. This is mine. That's my food. - You're already big. - No, this is mine. They're still so small. Jus

t give it to them. Jack, just give it to them. So, all of us won't have any viand. Alright. Thank you. You're welcome. Dude! Hi! Let me have this. Thank you. Did you see that? He took it first, before thanking us. Hey, guys! Hi! My goodness! Our neighborhood... is full of starving people. You said it. Our neighbors asked for food again, right? Our neighbors are really something, dude. Can I have an egg? Get one. Thanks, dude! Alright. Dude. Jack! Let's go. What kind of door is this? It's too sma

ll. It's difficult for me to get in and out. It's not the door that's small, it's you, you're big. Uncles, don't forget my gift. Just make sure to take care of Gramps. Gramps! What? Gramps, maybe you want to request something. Alien! Gramps, they are asking if you want something. Don't you dare yell at me. I'm not deaf. Just dumb. That's right! Gramps, we're going now. Uncles, don't forget my welcome gift. Hey, what are you doing? Stand in line. You go first! Are you a man? Why are you fondling

me. What? What the heck? What are you doing? You're a pickpocket! That shameless thief! He respects no one. Here's your wallet. What? No... No, it's yours. - He picked your pocket earlier. - It's alright, take it. - Go ahead. - Just be careful and be aware of pickpockets. Alright, you go first. Yahoo! Maybe some of you have been robbed, too. Check your wallets. Check it. - Check your bags. - No. - No. - You're sure. - OK! - Yeah, it's here. Oh, Brando, prepare our bus fare. Oh OK. Oh! My wallet!

My wallet! - It's with that man. - Sir! Sir! Oh! Why are you late again? I'm sorry, sir. I'm called Ger. That's the manager. We got robbed. So we just walked coming here. You even have an excuse that you were robbed and just walked. The important thing is for you to come in early! We won't do it again, sir. Not Sir, Ger. He's the manager. I'm sorry, manager. I'm not the manager, I'm the messenger. I thought you were the boss, turns out that you're just a messenger, You thought you could trick u

s. We are clever. When we have a problem, you put pressure on me. Yet, you don't do anything. Marlon, Marlon. Yes? My hand, my hand got stuck. It's nothing. Here! Let me. Brando, Brando, I'm the one who's stuck, this time. Well, I don't know anything about that. Jack! Jack! - Help me, Jack. - Geez! That's nothing. You're so stupid. You're embarrassing! How...? I'm stuck. - That's your problem. - I'm stuck. Well, I'm not the only stupid person here. Jesus! When you're out of luck, You get to go t

ogether with trash. What are you doing on the 4th floor? The office is on the 3rd floor, right? We went past the office. You went past it. No, you were late. Where are you going? Where else would I be except in the office? It's on the 3rd floor. Press it. Not only are you all stupid, you're also very lazy. Step aside! My finger was eaten. Help me. I can't remove it. - Help me. - Bye! Hey! Don't leave me... Help... help me. You're all insensitive. You're all insensitive. Ugh! Your cellphone look

s nice. Looks new and looks like the latest model. Oh, she's bright! Her lQ is very low. Can I use it? Sure! Wait, boss! Why can't I remove it? Oh! It's really like that, at the start. That's my gift to you. Use it on your table. Go! Bye! Mr. Baluloy! Sir? Many of our tenants are complaining. They said that many of our CR's are clogged. Really? Have it repaired. Right away, Sir. Good morning, Sir! Good morning! ♪ I feel pretty ♪ ♪ Oh so pretty ♪ ♪ I feel pretty, I'm Miriam Quiambao. ♪ ♪ Who's th

e pretty girl in that mirror there. ♪ ♪ What mirror where. Whew. ♪ Mr. Borloloy is always torturing us. The day will come, when we will take revenge on him. ♪ When you do it like this ♪ ♪ and you do it like hmm ♪ What are you doing, push it now! My God, I think there's an earthquake. It's hard to move. You are big and burly, and yet, you can't move it. Push it hard. Ugh! - Did you see that? - It's turning now. Twist it some more. It's loose now, you can turn it slowly. Ah! Ah! It will take us al

l night. Make it quick. Yes, hurry up. OK, I'll make it quick. Is that a mummy? Maybe. It's really a mummy! Hey! I'm not a mummy. I'm gay! What did you do to me? Hey, neighbors, good evening. - Good evening, too! - Good evening, too! - Do you have anything for us? - Do you have food for us? None. Huh? There's none. Yikes! We're sorry. - We waited so long for nothing. - Maybe, next time. Hey, uncles! Good evening. - How's your day? - It's OK. Do I have a welcome gift? None. His petition is the fr

ee legal assistance group. Gramps, good evening. What Magandang Gabi, Bayan? one of their arguments is the lack of... I watched TV Patrol. Stupid - They also have a reason ... - What? Did you follow my instructions? Human Rights Commission in their case. Here it is, Gramps. That's it. Dudes. It's exactly what we need right now. My stomach hurt with the… eggs that you gave me earlier. May I borrow it. I'll return it later. Oh! Ugh! Wow, boss! Your makeup rocks. You know what, you're a sycophant.

You want to get hit with a bucket? Take it there, so you can be of use. Idiot. I hope you understand, that our company has been losing money for several months. And one way for us to save money, is to lay-off employees. I'm very sorry to say, that you are included in the retrenchment. Boss! Boss! Oh! They should be included in the lay-off. Oh my goodness! These three. My God! - Lay them off. - What happened to you? It's them. That one! They are the ones at fault that's why I'm like this. Is that

so? Yes. Boss, please don't fire us. I can't do anything If you fire us, boss, what will happen to... our job, Boss. What do we care what needs to be done, You need to be fired. You need to be fired, right now! Boss, Boss... What will happen to our scholar. Yes, we have one. She might not graduate? What do we do? What do we care if she can't finish her studies? Is it our problem if other people can't finish their schooling? Oh, please. Boss, where will we get food every day? Where will we get m

oney for groceries. What do we care where you will get money to buy your food every day! Enough! I'm already tired. There. I'm sorry You should just be fired. We will just call you, when the company has recovered. Don't worry, you will receive your separation pay. Hey, my boss is kind, you'll still get your separation pay. You can leave now. We have a large amount of money with us. What are we going to do with this? I know it! Let's put it in the bank. Not in the bank. Robbery is rampant. What i

f we build a mini grocery store? Let' build our house with the money from our profit. It would be better if we just keep it in a chest trunk. Nope. Jack. Let's bet on the lottery? - What? No! - If we win... We will surely win. I don't think so. Because if we lose, we'll lose all our money. - Help! Help! - Look at that woman! - Help! Help! Help me! - Hey Miss, Miss. My Gosh! Why me? You're dead meat. My God! Let me call you the cops. Stay there! Stay there! You'll go to jail for sure. - Thank you

. - Don't worry. Miss. I'll have him locked up. Don't you know who I am? You don't respect me. I respect you, I was just surprised. Hey, you're tough! You're tough! You are really tough! You're really tough, huh! You're tough? I'm a cop! You're in trouble. I'm feeling weak. Sir... I'm sorry. It's because of you. You! You! Why me? I'm sorry, sir. We don't know that you're a cop. Who is that woman? Don't you know? That woman is a pickpocket. What? That woman is a crook. Oh my goodness, Our money!

Our money! It's there. She took it. - Sir, she took it. - Sir, chase after her. - Chase her. - Chase after her, Sir. - Chase her. - Sir, sir, sir. You fools. You go after her! Aren't you a cop, Sir? Chase after her. Bona, what time will your uncles arrive? They're taking so long. It's already late afternoon. They will come soon. By the way, what are you doing here? Because we heard that... your uncles received a large amount of money. A hundred thousand each. Where did you hear that? You still h

aven't got used to our neighbors, Bona. Is there a secret you can keep here? You know how it is here, right? News spread like wildfire. You know if it's just gossip, you're way ahead of Cristy per Minute. This is good, I need to buy medicine, I'm sick. Poor you. I will only buy a colored TV because... my eyes are hurting from Black & White. OK. They will surely give something to all of us. Yahoo! Nice! Wow! He's my close friend. Nice! Hey, uncles. Rumor has it that you've been fired from your jo

b. Yes, we're fired. His shoes look brand new. But they said you received one hundred thousand each. What? One hundred thousand? It's only twenty-five thousand. That's great! The thing is... We were robbed. What? You've been robbed? - Yes. - Yes, that's true. Well, what are we going to do? Maybe you know of someone we can borrow money from. You didn't notice anything. It's like magic. They suddenly vanished. They have gone home because, they know you have no more money. That's a shameless hussy.

We helped her out, and yet she had robbed us. We could have money to invest in business. While we are out of job, right? Forget it. The important thing is that tomorrow we need to find a job, so we won't starve. Stop it. We can't do anything. And we don't have any rice left. Let's just make do with this bread. Here's the last of our viand. We have nothing more for tomorrow. Gramps here's a hamburger. What? Will you make me a manager? Geez! I'm too old to hold a job. Gramps, it's not about a job

. What? Smelly? I don't smell. Smelly? I don't smell. If I smell, you stink. Give me a hamburger. Hey, guys! Rumor has it that you've been fired from your jobs. Yes. Oh my! It's so hard to find a job these days. That's why… that's all you're eating. May I have some? Alright. Take one, just one. Here's the bread, just make a sandwich. Oh, thank you. I brought my own bread. It's a miracle! So, you also have a contribution! Ah yes, I feel ashamed. Oh! Thanks! Excuse me. Marlon, fix my bed. I'm alr

eady sleepy. I told you not to stay up late. Jack. Fix Gramps's bed. What are you thinking? I'm just thinking about how it'll be from now on. Now? We'll get by. I hope that's the case, but… my enrollment is near. If school is starting soon, then you go to school. Well, I can't do that because... You haven't found a job, yet. Where will we get the money for my tuition fee? Maybe tomorrow, we'll be able to get a job. Then you can go to school. No problem. What if you still can't find a job? I said

, maybe. Maybe we can get a job. Then you can go to school. You're stubborn. I hope so. - But Uncle... - There you go again. Oh? Don't force yourself. Because it's fine with me. I can go back to school next year. Oh no, no. We already promised you, The three of us. You'll go to school this year. Don't speak anymore. Thank you, Uncle. Hey, hurry up! You know how hard it is to find a job these days. You are so slow. Hey! Jack. You're a carver. You are very smart. You said I should find a way, righ

t? There it is, right? Why are you peeking sneakily? Well, I just peeked at the crook. Maybe she's just waiting there. Uncles, when you're able to land a job, Don't forget my gift? But if you can't find anything, it doesn't matter. Whether we land a job or not, you'll get a gift from us. Hey! I don't engage in cockfighting. Don't teach me how to gamble. Gramps, Gramps, it's not cockfighting, it's a gift. Idiot, it's the same thing. Good morning. That's good luck. Even if we don't have a job, it

still comes. Boss, what's that for? For the water. This one is bad luck. Water? Yes. Maybe it's just a small amount. Ten thousand. Ten thousand? Water? Ten thousand? Yes. What do you think? Do we look like we have a swimming pool? I don't even take baths anymore. That's your water meter reading. That's wrong! That's wrong! You lied. - You lied. - No, no, no. No. Just a moment… Maybe our water meter is broken. It is surely broken. Take a look. It works, it's not broken. If that's not broken, then

you're wrong. No, this is your water meter reading. Maybe there's a leak underneath? There is no leak. If there's nothing wrong with it, I'll bury you here. Jack, Jack. Go ahead, show him Pull it out. Water! You sons of bitches. We were using the water! - Bamba, can I join? - Yes, go ahead. Bona, is true that your uncles lost their jobs? Yeah. Maybe, you have a lot of savings. Because you have the most beautiful house. No, we don't have savings. Our house became beautiful because of the left

over paint that my uncles brought home from work. What about this coming school year? You won't be able to enroll. They promised me, but I don't know if it will be fulfilled. Hey, Bamba, have a snack first? What are you talking about this time? It's nothing. It's about Bona's uncles. You know Bona, don't lose hope. Because your Uncles are smart. They will definitely find work. I hope so, Christine. Go away! We have no vacancy. Go away! You! Why? Nothing! This mas is so stuck up. It's really hard

finding a job these days. Where do you think can we find work? We'll look at other places. Yes, in other places. Do you see what I see? Oh my goodness! You. - This is her. - It's really you. Who? Me? I don't know you! Hmp! You even spoke English. Hey! We know that you're not a foreigner. You're just a local. Give our money back. What money? The money you stole. Ah! Oh! Oh! Where's our money? - Where is it? - Let me explain, please. What explanation? - Wait! - You're a pickpocket! - Hey! What no

nsense is this? - Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hey! Step aside. Get out of my way. I apologize! Get out of here! Hey, get out of here! My God, it's pitiful. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Hurry up! Hurry! Oh! Ugh! Ugh! That's what you think! Hurry it up. Hurry up! Hurry! Hurry! Step aside. Go away. What are you going to do now? We're already here. How can we get our money back? Maybe she'll withdraw money. Where's your bank? Can you pick that up? Oops! Thank you! Now, where is your bank? Here it is. My God, you we

re quick! Wow! It's thick. I'm sure you'll be able to pay us now. I'm sure you'll be paid back with how thick this is. Let's go! Give it to me. Pay us now. Hurry up, so we can go home. Just a moment! With how thick this is, I'm sure you'll be paid. Hurry up! Go ahead. Just a moment. The owner of that is a manager. He has a lot of calling cards. Where's the money? Just take the money. Ten pesos? Huh. What a shameless person. He's dressed to the nines. And has no money. He's a chameleon. How can

you repay us with that? How about we find another victim? - Let's find a new victim? - No! We're going to the police station. Let's go! No, please, have pity on me. Because... My mother is sick. Don't give me that alibi. Let's go to the police station. Please, have pity on me. It's the only reason that I am in this. Where do you live? Why did we get off in the middle of the bridge? Wait, where's your house? Tell us. Hmm you are too stubborn. Just follow me. ♪ May tulis ang pulis sa ilalim ng tul

ay. ♪ ♪ May pulis ang tulis sa ilalim ng tulay. ♪ ♪ May tulis ang pulis ang tulis sa ilalim ng tulay. ♪ ♪ Ang tulis ng pulis, ang tulis ng pulis sa ilalim, sa ilalim ng tulay. ♪ - Hurry up! - Where's your house? We're almost there. Hurry! Is it still far? We're nearly there. Hey, come in, guys. Guys, she's my mother. I see it in your coloring. She's paralyzed and has a cough. How are you? How are you? I believe you now. Her mother is really sick. Your debt is now cleared. It's not OK with me. I

t's not OK with me, too. Don't pay anything, for now. But pay us later. OK? Thank you very much for your understanding. By the way, Mom, the money that I used to buy your medicine came from them. Thank you. Thank you You're welcome. Oh, and this is the ten pesos that we took from you. Why? That old woman is pitiful. Wait, what about us? What if that is your mother? Take it. Use it to buy her medicine. Oh my! Thank you very much. You are really kind. I hope the Lord won't take you, yet. Oh, we're

leaving. Be careful. My turn. You're cheating. What are we going to do, now? You already gave away the twenty five thousand! You even gave them the remaining ten pesos for our fare. Did you see that old woman? She's almost dying. - Dying? - What about us? Why is everything always about others? They’re dividing their loot. Hey! Come on! Let’s chase her. Mom! Hey! My God, I’m already tired. Open it! - Hey, open it. - Hey! Oh! - Don’t push! - What the heck! - We're not pushcarts. - What are you? I

’m sorry. Erika! Don't hide from us! You won’t escape us this time. If you don't want to go out, I'll count to three. One! Two! Three! Four, five, six, seven. My God, there's so many of them. Let's go. We're going home! No one is going home! Just kidding, Isn't that right? Yes, it's just a joke. Erika, we're going home. Why did you follow me here? The things you do will put you in danger. Come with me. Hey, wait for me. Oh, that's for Badong. - Where are we going? - Don't forget this, it's for S

andra. And this. Who's the fortune-teller here? She has money. - You can borrow from her. - Yes. Wait! Hey, stop talking. Good evening, Boss. What are they doing here? Who are they? Bury them. No. Wait. Oh, Boss… they are my friends. They want to learn pickpocketing. Huh! We might get caught because of them. No, Boss. They can be trusted. They're just asking me for help. What? We're not asking for... - Help? - Stop talking. Just say yes. Well, what about our money? What do you want? To be buried

alive? Or to die? It's just the same. They need to learn technique first. When do you want to start? As soon as possible, Boss. Why don't you try it? Just for a while, while you're still looking for a job. Well! We really can't stomach stealing. Even if we don't have a job, even if we don't have money, we just can't do that. Oh, if you ever change your mind, just drop by at our house. - Is that your house? - Yes. Come in, I'll introduce you to my real Mom. Maybe not. It's already late. We migh

t even bother you. Maybe some other time. Alright. I'm already hungry, let's go home. OK, be careful. Alright, we'll go ahead. Poor Gramps. Your water has been cut off, and now your electricity has been cut off, too. It's because my Uncles got fired, so they're looking for jobs these days. I hope they find a job soon. I hope so. Bona, go get water that you'll need for your cooking over in our house. You can take a bath there, too. If you want, we can do it together. Oh, OK. Poor Lolo Macoy. - H

ey! Boss! - Hey! Boss! - Boss! - Boss! - Boss! - Boss! - Boss! - Boss! Nothing! Nothing! Come on. - Let’s go. - C'mon, hurry. - Gramps! - Gramps! Grandpa! Why did you leave us, Grandpa? - Why? - Gramps! Ouch! Morons! Are you kidding me? I'm not dead yet. Then why are you dressed like a corpse? And you have cotton balls stuffed in your nose? I am not deaf, don’t shout at me! I have cottons balls stuffed in my nose, because I have a runny nose. Why are you here outside? What show? There is no sho

w? Our power was cut off. We don't have electricity? What money? Your bill is two thousand. You morons! Gramps, your cough is getting worse. - Come inside. - Yes. Are you OK, Gramps? Are you OK? Macoy, your cough sounds bad. I think your cough is much worse. Mr. Teryo, we would like to ask for your help. Sure. I'll help you, as long as I can. You see sir, our power was cut off. Well, we would like to connect with your power even if just for a light. Bona, I can't help you when it comes to elec

tricity. Please sir, take pity on us. It’s very dark in our house. We might slip or fall in there. Especially me. If I fall, I'll get wounded. Then, they'll be forced to bring me to the hospital. But they won't accept us, because we cannot afford to pay. Please sir, have pity on us. Please Mr. Teryo, have pity on Bona. Please say yes, Sir. OK, I’ll agree but... Who will take charge in connecting the line? Don’t worry about it, Mr. Teryo I’ll do the connection. Hey, guys, Here’s the cable. I’m g

oing to sleep now. - Yes, sir. - Here. Be careful you might get electrocuted. Don’t you worry. We’ll take care of it. It will be easy. Very easy. Oh, It's not enough. It's too short. What are we going to do? Why don’t you pull it harder, my uncles. Alright, let's pull it. Alright. - One. - Pull it, pull it. Ugh! Ugh! Oh! What is that? Pull it some more. Then, pull it again. One, Two! Oh! Oh! There you go! See! The wire finally reached us. Robbers! Help me! Robbers! Help! Robbers! Help me! Robber

s! - Help me! - Get inside. Help! Robbers! Robbers! Hey Teryo, don’t call me a glutton! I am not a glutton! - I'm not a glutton! I'm not a glutton! - C’mon, Grandpa. Get inside. Gramps, you need to eat. Because if you don't eat, you will have a hard time. Bona, make Gramps's tea quickly so he can drink his medicine. Wait, I’m still boiling the water. Here take some of this, Gramps. Thank God. Gramps is resting now. Yeah. Gramps, here’s your tea. What did you do to Gramps? Gramps! Gramps! Gramps!

Gramps! It's your fault. You're not looking after Gramps properly. He almost had an accident. Hey! Poor Grandpa Macoy. You don't take care of him well. You know, with old people, they must be properly taken care of. Because they easily get sick. What’s that? His cough medicine. I also have a cough. It's just what I need. Can I have a spoonful? Here! Hmm. It tastes bad. Water please. To ease the bad taste. Hmmm. Thanks. Don't bother. I’ll just take this spoon and glass. You might catch the viru

s. I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! Ouch, ouch! Ouch! I’ll kill you! Gramps’s cough is getting worse. Let’s bring him to the hospital. Here's the prescription for your Gramps. Thank you. Uncles, we need to buy these meds. Like this one, for cough. How much is that? It's a hundred pesos. Let’s just buy half of that. How about this one, for his lungs? How much is that? It's two hundred pesos. Two hundred pesos? Let's just get half. Alright. How about his medicine for asthma? How much is that? It's th

ree hundred pesos. Let’s get one half of that. Ugh! Gramps? - Gramps, Gramps! - Gramps! - What’s happening? What’s happening? - I can’t feel half of my body. What? - Why, why? - Why, Gramps? It’s because you're just buying half of the medicines. Buy all of it. What shall we do? We don't have enough money to buy even half of the medicines. We'll find a way, right? That’s easy, right, Jack? We’ll find a way. Yes, that’s nothing. We can buy all that. Ugh! Gramps! Gramps! - Gramps! Gramps! - Gramps!

- Get off of me, I can’t breathe. - Why? What do you think? Are we going ahead with this? Huh? I think we're making a big mistake here. Gramps is in the hospital and we need money. OK, let's go ahead. This is wrong, so wrong. Maybe we can find other solutions. Oh my goodness, it’s really hard to find a job nowadays. Think of Gramps…. Alright, let’s go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, wait? How about you? What? I’m in. From ABS-CBN News Center, here is Kabayan Noli De Castro. Hey

, it’s you, come in. Good evening! - By the way, this is my mother. - The newly appointed... AFP Chief of Staff, Army Chief Lt. General Angelo Reyes replacing... You’re a liar. No, I’m telling the truth this time, because… this is my father. President Estrada is extending his heartfelt... Hmm. Your mother’s dress is beautiful, it's as if she’s going to a party. Oh no, that is Mom's usual getup. You'd think that she's going out but she just stays home. Good evening, ma’am. What do you mean Magand

ang Gabi Bayan? I’m watching TV Patrol here. Good evening, ma’am. You’re so annoying. I’m watching TV Patrol, can’t you see? Mom, meet my friends. Yeah, I’m already dressed. She also has a hearing problem, just like Gramps. Be patient with her. She’s dumb. Good! The volume of sulfur dioxide emitted by the volcano is 200 tons. That’s about law right? Oh, this? Yes, I’m taking up Law. This is the reason I started my job. To pay for my schooling, And to pay the bills at home. You’re a different bre

ed of thief, - Classy! - Be quiet! Who are you? I’m Erika a WKP member. Come inside. What’s WKP? Excellent Pickpocket. Oh. Where’s that guy who opened the gate? - He suddenly disappeared. - There must be a ghost in here. Hey, hey, hey, I’m here. Yikes! Who are you? I’m a new member. Oh! Let’s go. You fool! You scared the hell out of me, I thought you’re a big guy. Why are you looking down at me? Did I say that? Move faster! Take a bigger step. Can’t you see, I’m struggling here. Is that so? Hey.

Why? I’m the right hand man of the big boss around here. And? So, whatever I tell you, you follow! If not, you will have problems here. Yes sir! Hmp! You’re hard-headed! I told you not to go there. Boss they said they’re ready for training. Are you sure you’re ready? - Yes! - Yes! We're ready. Do you promise, that everything you will learn here, you will not share to others. Yes, we promise. What? Yes, I promise. Even when you get caught, you will not involve other members. Those who will get c

aught will be responsible for himself alone. Now. we'll teach you the best way to pickpocket. You need to know who the perfect victim is. You should also know, the perfect place to pickpocket. Not all people can be a victim. People who are too relaxed are hard to rob. Because, They are sensitive to her surroundings. A nervous person is easy to be robbed. The most vulnerable ones are those who are not used to getting large sums of money. People from the rural areas. And this you must always remem

ber! Pickpockets are never nervous. Now, I will teach you a style in pickpocketing, by colliding with the victim. Let's start. - Wow! He’s good. - He's good. Oh my! He's great! Huh! Mother! Oh! Oh! Oh! Let's try the pickpocket style... without the victim feeling the sting. Try Aga. When you feel something, Aga, say it right away, OK? OK! I feel that! I feel that! I feel that! You’re annoying me! You’re so sensitive My finger hasn't touched you and you felt it already? No one will get rich from y

ou. No one will get rich from you. No one... Oh! Oh! Slash Aga's pocket. - Yes. - Me? - What? - It's Aga. Why me? Aga, when you feel something, say it right away. Aga, do you feel something? I feel nothing ma'am. Fool, you've already lost your pants. Oh! Oh! Oh! I was thinking. It seems like... It doesn't seem like but what we are doing is really bad. We are becoming a nuisance to other people. and I feel guilty. Let's look for another job that is clean and respectable. Who doesn't want a respec

table job? We didn't even finish school. Who will hire us now? That’s enough And besides, we don't have time to look for a job. We need money to pay for the hospital bills. Oh, by the way, Uncles, we need money so we can get Gramps out of the hospital. Tomorrow we will have money. Uncles, what if you take me with you? because, I guess I'm your lucky charm Hmm. Are you bored? Yes. Where are we going? We're going to look for a job. Is it still far or near? Well, you wanted to come, just be patient

. I hope you guys, find a job soon. Whose wallet is this? That's mine. You're a big fool, you didn't even know that your wallet fell. It's good that the girl found it. Oh, here it is. Oh… Oh… Give the child some kind of reward. - Here, little girl. Take it. - No, thank you. C’mon, take it as your birthday gift. Oh no, my birthday is still far away. Thank you. Why did you bring me here? Maybe you will give me away, right? I wish you had just brought Gramps along. - Oh, no. - No. We are here so yo

u can go shopping. - Oh, no. - No. Just select what you want. That's three hundred fifty. It's so expensive. Oh, you want this? How about these socks. Here. Check these socks. - Oh. - How much is this? - Oh, this is nice. - Oh, I almost forgot. Gramps asked me to buy a cane for him. What is his request? Cane. Here. Here is your cane. Hey uncles, you know this is your thing, - What if we buy it? - Oh, it wouldn't fit me. You know Bamba has a pigeon. I hope you will buy one for me, too. - Here's a

dove. A dove. - Wow! Hey, why Uncles, are you going to buy me books now? After all, my school opening is near. By the way, Gramps asked me to buy him a new stove. because the flame is weaker in the old stove. Yikes! Dude, did you see my wallet? Oh this? Yes, that's it. What is your work? Thanks. Magician. Really! Yes. - I thought you're a penguin. - Alright, thanks. That's why we are blessed, because we are close to God. Unlike others out there. They don't know how to go to church, or to even p

ray. You're right. Don't be too noisy because... there are many people praying. My God! Whoa! Help me please. I have so many problems. I have eight children. Seven of them are married. All of them are living with me. Three of my daughter in-laws are pregnant! My God. I have too many debts. My Uncles, I feel sorry for him. Do you have money? I hope you can give some to him. Haven't you told me? that those who give will be blessed by God. Did I say that? Yes. It’s your doing, You’re teaching that

kid too much. Give me your money. What? Just give. Me? I did not teach her anything. It doesn't matter, you still have to give. My uncles, is that your wallet? Yes. Here. I will give it as a gift. My God. I have nothing left in my wallet. Take a look, God! There’s no mon…. Hmm? There’s so much money now. So much money. Thanks. Thank you. There’s a lot of money! Hey, I told you so. You take too long. - You took too much time. - Macoy! Macoy, It's good that you're well now. Brando! Brando! Looks l

ike you have a lot of money now. You got Lolo Macoy out of the hospital. And you bought so many goodies. Boss, is that for us? Who told you that it’s for you? You have a strong sense of smell. These are all ours, nothing's for you. Uncles, didn’t you know? Selfishness is bad, let’s share some to them. - That’s it! - Wait, wait. Nice Bona. This is my new lease of life. And because of this, all of you are invited to my birthday! Yay! We're going to a birthday party! Yahoo! Gramps! Gramps! - Yes? -

You have the guts to invite them. Where are we going to get the money to pay for the party? Who’s rude? No. I mean who will pay! That’s your problem. Gramps! Erika this my niece Bona. Bona, this is Erika our friend from work. Hi! This is Bamba, our neighbor. Hi. Hello. Wow! You have a beautiful gown. Looks like going to the grand Manila Hotel. That’s right. This is your uncles’ idea. They told me that we are attending a grand party. I didn't know that the party is here. By the way, where’s the

celebrant? Where’s Gramps? I know he was just dancing somewhere there. This is my Gramps. Hi Gramps! Yeah, I’m already dizzy. Let’s go there. Jack come sit here. Yes, I’m OK, I’m cool. Sorry about that, Gramps has hearing issues. Oh, no problem with me, I’m used to it. But I’m a little hungry. Oh, that's easy, we have a lot of food here Hey Bona! Bona! Bring those food here. Here. Biscuits. Enjoy until you're full. If you want more, just call me. I’m just here always. OK? Bye. Bye. This is so c

ute. I feel like we're in a funeral. By the way, where is that music coming from? Oh, we rented a mobile disco. Oh, Wow. Christine! Where's our mobile disco. It's here. Hey, c'mon! Let’s dance, it's getting late. Later, Christine. Oh, it's cute! So cute. What’s that called? Stereo megaphonic. Oh. I really admire you, guys. Even if your life is hard, you can still make your neighbors happy. Hey, that's life. I have asked you to come here, Lieutenant. Because there's a directive from from the Dis

trict Director. About the sudden influx of fake dollars. Sir, we received information, that the leader of the syndicate, making fake dollars, is an Indian national. Well, Lieutenant, I’m assigning this case to you. Erika takes too long. What do you think happened to that woman? Don't! Don't be so impatient. She will surely come. Why did she ask us to come here? We have a big job to do. If we make it, then, we can stop what we are doing. We’ll change for good. Don't be impatient. What are you? Ca

n't you see that there is someone standing here? How could he see us? He has sunglasses. Hey, that's mine! You're a snob. Who do you think you are? - What will you do? - What? Nothing. He's nice. Hey! Don't talk too much. Waiter. Just give us a clubhouse sandwich. One coffee and an iced tea. Just take their orders. Just order. Why are you following us? Are you looking for a fight? Do I look like I’m looking for a fight? I’ll just drink coffee. - You? - Hmm. I'm with him. What! Hmm? I'll just pas

s by. Hmp! ♪ Kay sarap ng si... ♪ Oh, Sir. What's is it? This is what Mr. Cheng sent. Leave it here. I’m a cop! - Let go! - Why? What did I do? - Why are you arresting me? - Mr. Sympathetic is being arrested. Where’s your evidence? You have no evidence. And you’ll arrest me? What… ugh! You don't even have a warrant. Wait a minute, why are you arresting me, what did I do? Don't resist the arrest. We know that you're the chief counterfeiter of dollars. What dollar are you talking about? Do you ha

ve a warrant? This is our warrant! Oh, do you have evidence? Hurry up! Hurry! That's the evidence! Uncle, why did you close the window? It’s so hot here. No, we feel cold. Oh, go ahead. Wait, wait! How about Erika? Don’t mind her. She’s slick. Yes, she’s slippery, like an eel. Go ahead, open it Maybe this time, we'll hit a jackpot. Maybe, you just need to push a button to open it. There! Hey look! There's money. Lots of money. Wait, wait, wait! We’ll divide it equally. Maybe there's more. These

are jewelry. Jewelry. Oh my! We will be rich. Don't! It might get crushed. Hmm. Open it. This chocolate looks very expensive. Give me some. It's tough. Look. Yes, it's tough, right? That's not a chocolate. It looks like a whetstone. It’s a nice-looking whetstone. Hey uncles, what's that? A knife sharpener. Hey, that's really nice. Do you like it? Thank you very much. Have this one, too. I'm going to play at Bamba's house. Go ahead. - Be careful. - Yes, I will. I'll do the counting. Because you s

till have to use your fingers. Mine will take just a moment Your game is nice, let me play also. Go ahead and join us. What is that? Oh, this one is given to me by my uncles. It's beautiful! Even the box is beautiful. It has a picture, too. What? It's just a knife sharpener. A knife sharpener? That's exactly what we need, our knife is already dull. Alright, you sharpen the knife and I'll do the cooking. Oh, OK! Boss. Boss! What? Have you seen the three who got the dollar plate? Boss, we already

asked around in the places that we've been to. But nobody knows them. What kind of searching did you do? You are big, burly men! But you have no brains! Don't you know? That when those dollar plates are not delivered on time, We will lose millions! Just a moment… the queen of pickpockets, they are probably in cahoots with her. Look for them! Everywhere! And don't you dare come back here, without them! Go ahead! Go! Oh, have a glass of juice first. I'll just call my Mom. Is your mother OK with it

? Yes, she'll go with it. Give me a moment, OK. Why did you bring me here? Gramps, we need Erika's mother to believe... that we are really going to an outing. Hey, hey, hey, don't teach me how to gamble. I’m telling you, I don’t like lottery! Gramps, it’s not a lottery, it’s an outing! - That's the same. - No, it's not. Gramps, here's my mother. Mom. Hello. Meldy! Macoy? - Macoy! - Cheater! Macoy! Macoy! Mac, I never betrayed you. Don't be angry with me. I loved you! And until now I still love y

ou. If you love me… Then, why did you leave me in the middle of heavy gunfire? I was also afraid of the gunfire, so I ran. You run? I called you and you ignored me. I didn't hear you, I'm really worried about you, Mac. If you are worried, why didn't you look for me? I looked for you Mac. I looked for you! If you looked for me, Then, who is she? That's my daughter. Because when I looked for you and I never found you, I thought you were dead. So, I married someone else. That's him. I didn't know t

hat you like basketball players. Gramps, what's even better, to become friends with Granny, here. By the way, Granny, we will take you with us on the outing. Hey kid, I don't bet on lottery. Not lottery but outing! You’re so dumb! - That’s it! - That’s it! ♪ Isprikitik ♪ ♪ Walastik kung pumitik ♪ ♪ Isprikitik ♪ ♪ Walastik kung pumitik ♪ ♪ Walastik ♪ ♪ Sa paligsahan ♪ ♪ Kailangan ang ma-abilidad, ♪ ♪ Wari ang siyang laman ♪ ♪ Ang bobo ay walang kalaban-laban. ♪ ♪ Walang asenso ♪ ♪ Kung lagi ng

mahina ang dibdib mo ♪ ♪ Sa ayaw mo o gusto ay ganyan ang batas ng buhay. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik o walastik kung pumitik ♪ ♪ Ganun kaming mautak ♪ ♪ 'Di mo maunahan ♪ ♪ Ang mga pa-patay patay laging sa huli. ♪ ♪ Mga wais laging winner. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik ♪ ♪ Kahit mahirap ♪ ♪ May pag-asa ♪ ♪ Basta’t may sikap ♪ ♪ Tao na may tiyaga ♪ ♪ Sa buhay na ito ay mayroong laban, ♪ ♪ Pawis at hirap ♪ ♪ Sa pag-unlad ♪ ♪ ‘Yan lagi ang puhunan ♪ ♪ Kung sa hirap ng buhay ♪ ♪ ‘Di obra ang kat’wirang ganyan

. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik o walastik kung pumitik. ♪ ♪ Kailangan mo ay utak ♪ ♪ Kailangan ay sipag ♪ ♪ Ano man ang hanapbuhay ♪ ♪ Pag ‘yan ay nasunod ♪ ♪ Aasenso, sigurado ♪ ♪ Tayo. ♪ ♪ Walastik! ♪ ♪ Ginto at yaman ♪ ♪ Pag meron ka ♪ ♪ Ikaw ay bida ♪ ♪ Kaligayahan ♪ ♪ ‘Di kayang mabili ng ginto't yaman ♪ ♪ Mundo’y modelo ♪ ♪ ‘Di uubra katwirang inaamag ♪ Oh para ngang may katwiran yata ♪ ♪ Ang katwiran nila ♪ ♪ Isprikitik o walastik mang pumitik ♪ ♪ Aanhin mo ang pera ♪ ♪ Kung hindi maligaya ♪ You're r

ight! ♪ At sakali mang yumaman sa panglalamang ♪ ♪ Alamang? Hoy, hindi ako amoy-alamang ♪ ♪ Naliligo ako tuwing Bagong-taon ♪ ♪ At tuwing Todos Los Santos ♪ ♪ Kung may pag-ibig din lang ang bawat isa ♪ ♪ Siguradong maligaya ♪ ♪ Lahat! ♪ ♪ Isprikitik! ♪ ♪ Walastik, kung pumitik! ♪ Thanks, guys. - Alright. - Thanks, guys. Uncles, watch Gramps, he looks like he's walking in cloud nine. Of course, the guy is in love. He acts like he's young again. Why? It means he is more energetic. Hey why are you

here? I have news for you from our Boss. Hey, you! This is our home, OK. He can’t force us to leave here. And tell this to your boss, even if we don't have jobs, we will survive. Your boss is bad! Your boss is heartless! You don't understand. The reason why my Boss sent me here, It’s because you are asked to report back to work. Hey! - Report? - Hmm! I told you, Cocoa is good. Boss, our boss is also nice. Our boss is kind. Your boss has a good heart. We have our job back! Yahoo! We have a job! Y

ou just report to the office tomorrow. Yes. Just report to the office tomorrow. Yes. Just report to the office tomorrow. What are you? Hey, you sound like a broken record. You keep saying yes. Hey Jack, give him some money. You’re lucky I still have some money left. Here Here. Five pesos? Why? The jeepney fare is just two-fifty. Yes, that’s right. It's unfair for me. That person is thick faced. He has a job and yet still demands money from you. Dude, there are really people who are thick-faced.

Thick-faced. Dude, do you still have coins left? Alright, let's look if... - You are worse than him! - Ouch! - You will lose that face! - Ouch! Hey sir, I didn’t know the background of those three. And another thing, I just met them recently. Say what you want to say. I might believe in you, or I might not. And I can sue you, too. As a pickpocket… I can put you in jail. Sir, you have no solid evidence. And besides, you can't scare me. Because I know the law. I'm not scaring you. And I know you.

Why… don't you cooperate with us? Good morning, Boss! Good morning! Have a seat. Don't sit down! What are you doing here? Boss called us back. Uncles, is he your boss? No, he's just the Assistant Manager. Is he a gay? I’m not gay! What are you? Beautiful gay. Rich gay. A sassy gay. So, shut up! Aren't you already fired? Why would we call you? We wouldn't be here, if we weren't called. You're just going to cause trouble here. Just go home, right now! Hey, don't yell at my uncles! Who do you think

you are! You thought you were the owner of this office! You are just an assistant manager! Bedbug, stop right there and don't interfere. Hey, is this your boss? Heartless… Oh well, the queen of the black plums steps in. Hey, what do you think of me, a mannequin? Even though I'm like this, I have a heart. Yes, you may have a heart but you’re gay. I told you to shut up! You're too much. Oh! You're wearing my patience thin. - What do you want? - That's enough, Erika. Enough Erika. - That's a diffi

cult question but… - Ouch! given a chance, uh... I wish for peace and prosperity. That’s all. - Thank you, judges. - Wait! Let me give him one! - Let me punch him. - Oh! Oh! Enough, enough! - What the hell is going on here? - Thank God, you're here Boss. Boss, those three! They said that you agreed to have them back. My goodness Boss, isn't it clear that you already fired them before? Oh I'm sure, Boss, They’re just here to beg you to take them back. Yes, I told them to return to the office. - Y

ay! - Yahoo! Boss, you're so kind. Thank you. You know, your boss is really very kind. He has a heart, - He has a heart. - Right? but has no hair at all. What? Hey, where's my hair? Oh, falling hair! Hey. Hey, hey! You know, your boss is very kind. Not like your gay boss. He acts as if he’s the big boss. The truth is he's just the assistant manager. Yes, he has the nerve to call me the queen of black plums? - My skin is a bit light, right? - Uh-huh. Your dandruff is white. Hmp. Now that we're ba

ck to work, we need to change our ways. You, Erika, please change now. Hmp. What do you mean by changing your ways? Her skin color. My skin color. Hey, Brandon stop it… Those are cops. Sir, isn’t that Erika? Hi. Hurry! Go and get them. Go faster. Get in. - Get in. - What the heck? - Go! - Yes. Wow, nice house! What will you do to us? Yeah, what are they going to do with us? - Get inside. - Why? Go. Wait, wait, wait. - Wait! - Hey, do not push me. Faster. What is this? C’mon. Where’s Boss? He's i

n the pool. What is this? Boss, those are the three idiots you sent us to find. I know, you idiot! Why did you bring them here? What if you were followed? I will be implicated! Hey! What have we done that you brought us here? Huh? What? Where’s the dollar plate? Your house is so big, don't you have a plate? Why don't you just buy? Paper plates are so inexpensive. Oh my God. Because of a dish plate we are being kidnapped. Hey. I'm not joking with you guys. And I don't even care if you take all th

e money inside the attaché case. Just give me back my dollar plate! You're so insistent. We really don't know what you're talking about. You're so stubborn! We don't know what doll...uh! If you don't stop, I will blow your mouth off! You will fail. It’s already blown off. Where is the dollar plate! What plates are you talking about? That long iron bar. Oh, it's a bar not a dish plate. Oh, that knife sharpener? You can call it whatever you want, I don’t care. Where is it? At home. Don't be angry.

If you want, you can come along with us. Get it there. Use your hand. Boss… it might be a set-up. When we caught these guys, the cops are also chasing them. They might be in their house staking out. Sweetheart let him get the plates. Alright. You bring the… the plate. The knife sharpener? Yeah, whatever. But your friends will stay behind. And if you will not come back…. Brando? What did he mean by...? Take off your dead skin. Uncle, where are they? I left them there. What? Why did you leave the

m? Because I need to return this iron bar to them. Dollar plate. Brando, I had a bad feeling about this. What if after you return that dollar plate to Boy Indian. they still won't release Marlon and Jack. Maybe, even you, Brando. Uncle, why did you lie to me? you are pickpockets. Oh, we just don't want to see... you and Gramps suffer in poverty, We want you to study, Uncle, Gramps and I never complained. Whatever we have is fine with us. We can endure everything. Wait, Bona. Oh, I'll take care o

f it. I’ll talk to her. Erika, Boss needs to know about this. It's dangerous. How long have you been there? Of course. I thought you were a figurine. Nope. Boss, Brando's here. Good. It's good that you fulfilled our agreement. Give that to me. Oh, boss, before I give it to you, let go of my companions first. I'm so delighted with you, huh. You do have brains. This is not important to me, the lives of my companions are more important to me. Poli! Boss? Bring them here. Yes Boss. Hey guys, take th

em here. Brando, Brando. It's good that you came back. Sir, thank you. - Sir. - Thank you. Sir, thank you very much. What? Now that yours is already handed to you. Then give what is mine to me. I’m impressed. Don't you know how important this is? You do have a heart. If a banana has a heart, then so am I. We are leaving now. Thank you. Stop Oh, what is it this time? What are you? My Gosh! We’re so dead. Hey, Indian! Now, I already have evidence against you! We're dead! Hey, who's in charge here!

Huh! Whoops! You're out of ammo. You're in trouble. Your friends are dead. So what, if they are dead. Is that so? Sir, I'm sorry. Hey! go there It's you again. Are you really going to fight me? This time, I’m fighting! Oh, really. You're so impulsive. That's enough. Ouch! Ouch! What the hell? Ouch! You're an animal! Hurry! Take them all out! Get out now. Take it easy, man. Get them all out! C’mon move. Here. - You stay here. - Get inside. Alright! Get them all out! Get them all out! Leave no on

e! Get moving! Uncles! Bona! Hurry, hurry. Sorry Uncles. Especially to you, Uncle Brando. Because of what I said to you. I know that you're not a bad person. Don't think about that, Bona. We know you said that... because you love us. Don't worry, Bona. We won't do bad things anymore. Promise? Promise. Me too, I will try to do good. I will not pick pockets anymore. So I can finish my studies. Because of what happened, we will change together for good. I will look for a decent job! Yes! What else

are you waiting for? Bring them all to the station! Yes! Yes! This one, too. You? Will you fight me? Look at Mr. Brave. - He's money hungry. - Hurry up! His whole body is marked with money. Money, money. You're money now. You've become all about money! Leave now! Go! Get moving fast! Sir, are you snubbing us? Yes sir. Jesus! Lord God - God Almighty. - Oh my God! Oh Lord. Oh my God! They're already old, right? Wow, Gramps, you look so handsome! And he looks so young. You see, that's why I don't w

ant to marry you, you're a womanizer. And you are fond of younger women. Look, what you did to me, Bona. You made me a Batangueño when I am an Ilocano. Sweetheart, I am Ilocano. You see? You admit it. You know, guys! It's really, really hard to talk to these... Dumbass! Good! Alright, enough with that. We better go to the reception! Yahoo! Let's go. Why? Your reception is at the police station. Why? Sir. Sir. I thought we helped preserve justice? I can't do anything. You have sinned against soci

ety. Law is law. Can't we eat first? I'm already hungry. Hey, hey! Please take me with you. Wherever you go, take me with you. - Please. - He wants to join us. Yahoo! Yahoo! Sure, join us. What’s that? Let’s go. Hey. - To the police station. - I’ve done nothing wrong. Wait, wait. - Wait, wait! - I don’t want to! Have mercy on us! ♪ Walastik kung pumitik ♪ ♪ Walastik ♪ ♪ Sa paligsahan♪ ♪ Kailangan ang maabilidad, ♪ ♪ Wari ang siyang laman ♪ ♪ Ang bobo ay walang kalaban-laban. ♪ ♪ Walang asenso ♪

♪ Kung lagi ng mahina ang dibdib mo ♪ ♪ Sa ayaw mo o gusto ay ganyan ang batas ng buhay. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik o walastik kung pumitik. ♪ ♪ Ganoon kaming mautak ♪ ♪ 'Di mo maunahan ♪ ♪ Ang mga pa-patay patay laging sa huli. ♪ ♪ Mga wais laging winner. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik ♪ ♪ Kahit mahirap ♪ ♪ May pag-asa ♪ ♪ Basta’t may sikap ♪ ♪ Tao na may tiyaga ♪ ♪ Sa buhay na ito ay mayroong laban, ♪ ♪ Pawis at hirap ♪ ♪ Sa pag-unlad ♪ ♪ ‘Yan lagi ang puhunan ♪ ♪ Kung sa hirap ng buhay ♪ ♪ ‘Di obra an

g kat’wirang ganyan. ♪ ♪ Isprikitik o walastik kung pumitik. ♪ ♪ Kailangan mo ay utak ♪ ♪ Kailangan ay sipag ♪ ♪ Ano man ang hanapbuhay ♪ ♪ Pag ‘yan ay nasunod ♪ ♪ Aasenso, sigurado ♪ ♪ Tayo. ♪ ♪ Walastik! ♪ ♪ Ginto at yaman ♪ ♪ Pag meron ka ♪ ♪ Ikaw ay bida ♪