'Madurai' 'Intellect and strength
Fame and fortitude' 'Devotion and undaunted
humility of mind' 'Good health,
wealth of words' 'Grant us all these
Lord Anjaneya' 'Lord Rama the Victorious!' Look there! Real cool guy
standing right in front of us Are you flirting
in front of God? God will be angry with us
only if we miss a golden chance! He has small bright eyes
Dynamite and dynamic Let's pray first and then
we can flirt together Did you hear
what they said? You're right
He's awesome Don't ogle a
nd gobble him
Leave some for me Those 2 girls ripped you apart
with their eyes, you ignored them At least you could've
stolen 1 look at them As if you don't know I am
Lord Anjaneya's ardent devotee I wouldn't raise an eyebrow,
even if Miss World ogled at me Dude...? - What's wrong?
- Nothing Don't I know you inside out? Instead of your usual Saturday visit to
the temple, you've come on a Thursday Even after praying to God
you are looking so dull Tell me what's wrong? My best friend in college
le
ft me 3 years back on this day - Died?
- Shut up Don't over react
I meant we fought and split Who made you so unhappy? Mayil Mayil as in a girl? No! Mayilvaganan
My pet name for him is Mayil We never went against
each other's wishes We were thick
like hand and glove Do you know what fun
it was in our college? Take a seat I was walking here this morning And you made me sit here
saying I have cholesterol etc When will I get my result? Please wait, the nutrition
specialist will be here soon When wi
ll he come, dear?
I can't sit here the whole day! Relax...relax...relax I'm nutrition doctor Mayilvaganan If we sold drugs under
this same umbrella... ...you'd have helped yourself
to mouth cancer happily I need to scare you to death
and pump in proper information Hand over the reports Mr Raju Turn Cashier? How did you
guess that so right?! I can see the flab-bag
hanging in front If you sit in front of your cash box
night and day, this is what will happen See...no connection to
your height and w
eight Cholesterol is rolling
like a dumpling inside Give him a 'mudda sudda' box - Will I reduce?
- Mr Lal Bahadur Sir, what is this?
Your sugar level is 700 Even the Govt shop doesn't
store this much sugar! If you don't control it
your brain will be affected - Give him a 'mooda sudaa' box
- Why are you scaring me like this? I walk daily, is this some
kind of new sales tactics? Walking won't do Clamp your taste buds
Or else you'll be on a bier! You must at least live to
vote for 3 more elections
Don't dash my hopes
ending up as a corpse! Give him the box
Collect the money Why are you putting up
a side stand here? Will I get this side-dish? Is that what you want? Come this side You want a side dish
from a scientist! - Get lost
- Please come Sir, patient - Dai! Kathir?
- Mayil...! My darling!
Thank you For reuniting me with
my long lost friend Hey! You are hugging her
Instead of hugging me?! - Ooops! I got over-emotional
- Typical of him! - How are you?
- I'm fine I was wondering
when I'
d meet you again Why this sudden visit
to Coimbatore? I came to my sister's house Are you into
computer astrology? Nutrition, da! My job is to filter all those who
loiter around with too much flab You are the nitwit who failed
even though you copied from me! You are talking
like a doctor to me?! This is all self-developed! Do you want
tea or coffee? Tea Go straight and turn left
You'll find a tea shop You pay up
and drink tea I'll attend to my patients
and join you, okay? I've pretended to
be bu
sy so often Don't try to sell
'ok-ok' to me! Listen to me Queue of patients
waiting to see me We'll catch up on Sunday When will we meet on Sunday?
Give me your phone number You’re right
Please note it Did you cut your hair or did
someone pluck it off in a brawl? - I cut it, sir
- Do a neat job for me How can I cut
your hair like this? Cut under cover! Hey dude!
How are you? Why did you give me
a wrong number deliberately? In college, do you remember
I fell in love with a Chithra? You were my fr
iend
So I introduced you to her You spun your epic story
about Anjaneya- Wait! Don't keep
shoving my head And nailed my love
into a coffin Why do you think I got
a transfer here from Madurai? To exile myself from you! How will I give you
the right number? I didn't think it would
scar your heart so deep! You could've easily
got another Chithra Is Chithra a bus from Chithoor
if I miss one to catch another?! She was my love! I'll make amends
for my mistake I'll find you a beautiful girl Beautiful g
irl?
Is that possible? What fat hopes you have! 1st get yourself a good
hair cut, it will happen Swami? Have you been a devotee
of Anjaneya for many years? Yes, Swami From when you were a kid, you have
never even looked into a girl's face! In your home town,
didn't they proudly claim... ...even teenage girls can be
safely left under your care? How did you guess
so accurately? Because they said
the same of me too! It means, whomever they brand
as a good man won't be allowed... ...to enjoy life to
the fullest When I was 16,
they said I was spectacular Now they've made me
sit here as a spectacle! Do you know why
I settled down here? Some day in the distant future
if God decides to take pity on me... ...and talks to me,
I'll ask him 'Just as I was pushed
into this fancy dress...' '...were you also shoved into this
through praise, not out of choice' How will I benefit sitting here
is your next question, right? How do you pluck the thoughts
out of my mind, Swami? It is- Swami...? Saw that? A
njaneya's hand should not
even touch them it seems I rarely get to touch a girl's hand
And that's the only bitsy bliss I get! Not because of this disguise
but 'voice of experience' speaks! So if you like someone
don't even think twice Put in a sea of effort and
see your love through - Okay, sir
- 1 minute - May I know your name?
- Kathirvel Named after God Muruga who has
2 wives and not in love?! Your love will
automatically bloom - Thanks, sir
- All the best If I buy 'dosa' batter for Rs 10
the
y come to share that too! Untimely attendance with
a long face...what's up? Any sob story? News to rejoice? I'm muddled what chutney to grind,
you're adding fuel to my fire! Make up your mind
and then ring the bell Shall we swim
in liquor, dude? You make it a habit to visit
the temple after they close Call for a 'cutting' after
the shop shuts its shutters! ¼ kilo for 2 - For me?
- This is for you For you? Are you planning to get me drunk
to sign a blank document? I wanted to see you enjoy a half
when you only drink a quarter daily Confusion is his middle name! Won't you satisfy this
small wish of mine? In response to your request
I accept your generous gesture 'May you flourish inside'! Cheers!! Why are you building
steps to my happiness? Why are you removing
your accessories 1 by 1... ...like actor Bhagyaraj does
in his films before he fights Hereafter HE won't be round
my neck...but in my heart Why? I'll tell you something
if you won't get me wrong You won't, will you? All ears
Go ah
ead I got it like everybody else Grey hair? Love, da!! There's a girl living
opposite my sister's house I'm in love with her 'Calling yourself
Anjaneya devotee...' '...how many love stories
you'd have torn to shreds!' 'You are caught
in its spell now!' Dai...? How does your girl look? That guy you spoke
to me is behind us I can see his face
in the side mirror! Is the mirror to know
who is following us? What did you think? I thought it was to ensure
no one bangs into us! 2 in 1 purpose How could
she have not
noticed us for so long? Girls and pickpockets
are the same They'll look at us only when
we are not looking at them! Will she give me
a 2nd glance? All girls will flirt with boys
who look like actor Suriya Then some Dick from their area
will sweep them off their feet Forget actors Suriya and Arya
Will she settle for me or not? They take eons to select
their make-up and accessories As if they'll select
their lover so fast? She'd have scanned you
head to toe by now We'll have to wait f
or the result
For now just follow the signal! Signal...go...go We are following her
so shamelessly Shouldn't we do something
to make a deep impact? Definitely we should If we stalk her so silently, she will
discard us as spineless sissies Only if we lift our gear
we'll be in her full sight Is this okay? Driver is sitting over there
Can't see your pillion?! - Where is Pavithra?
- Look at them I'm also looking for her May I help you? I can't reach my back
Will you scratch it for me? She wants to k
now
if we need anything? Switch on the air conditioner
It's so hot and sweaty inside No one should guess
we aren't here to shop Maintain your best
'millionaire look'! Look at me This doesn't look like a millionaire
Looks more like a money lender! I'm to blame for expecting
an impressive expression from you Cover your eyes
with your coolers These 2, huh?
What did they say? She's here, da You have any money on you? For what? At least let us be dignified
and buy an iron box! If I had the funds to b
uy an iron box
I'd be 'laundry king' by now Why will I sell homemade brew
shouting my throat hoarse?! That's what you sell? Hello? What do you want? TV That's a LED, LCD, 3D - Which do you want?
- Black and white TV Did I hear you right? Yes, with shutter,
lock and key And antennae on top Sorry, we don't
sell such stuff Do you sell tape recorders? Sorry Do you stock only 'sorry'
None of the things I ask? Yov! What kind
of store is this? Whatever we ask
is not sold here?! Pavithra, what do
these
customers want? Hello, broken mud pot! You don't stock
tape recorders here Tape recorders
are outdated now We use them, sir We play old Tamil films
and devotional songs And spread Tamil worldwide 'To slit your adam's apple
is our heritage' 'What caste is God?' 'We'll practice non violence
Not like you, by seeking alms' Poet Nakeeraa...? Poets, come down to earth
And use layman terms Sir, you go
I'll manage Get us a tape recorder
Otherwise we won't leave What do you both want? Why are you creatin
g a scene here? Will you give
whatever we ask? Double meaning, huh? Your shop has good stuff
Do you have a Sony TV? This is a Panasonic show room We won't stock
other brands! Don't tea shops
serve snacks? Aren't mobiles recharged
in a money lender's shop? Stock other stuff too 'No' seems to be
your favorite word What's wrong with you? This is a bunk shop
Not a wholesale outlet Let's go to the bazaar I knew you'd not buy
but walk out empty handed Did you think we came to
watch cricket for free? A
re you selling vegetables
to discard if they decay? We must survey
and only then buy Why waste time
with the laborer? Call the boss...bro...? -Bro...'annachi'...brother?
-Whaaat? He means your owner He is in Japan Usually a local man
will own such shops - Don't lie
- Me...lying? Why get tensed? Show room is to see
Not buy compulsorily Well said, dude Go ahead and look
To your eyes' content Save some for tomorrow We started on the wrong foot
Will it travel in the right path? Your track is on targ
et Arguments lead to love Now you have a chance
to meet again, no? How? Argument paves the way
for an apology?! - Huh?
- Huhm! - How much?
- Rs 20, sir Will a simple sorry
seal our love story? It will, except it is so bloody hot
and my throat is so damn parched Give him tender coconut water Now you are on my wavelength
Let me quench my thirst She is coming this way, da Panic is peeping
out of your eyes Cover with your coolers Your hands are trembling
Thrust it into your pocket When you apologize
to her now... ...she should know
it is from your soul Just watch me touch
an emotional chord in her Hey! Hello
Fatso...stop I'm sorry For what? We created such a racket
in your show room yesterday When? Don't you remember us at all? Not one bit! So many
customers walk in How can I remember
each and everyone? I don't feel bad Please don't feel bad
thinking I'm feeling bad Hello...I came to
buy a TV...3D She says she doesn't
remember me at all? Don't crease my shirt All she did was express
'memen
to' memory? She pre-empted what most
girls do after being proposed Your girl must be
one heaven of a smart cookie! Don't malign her
She's a real cool cat Even snakes are cool But don't they
strike with venom? This is how girls
generally behave We should play along
with their quirky minds Why does she pretend
she doesn't know us? If a girl expresses 'memento' memory
and walks away feigning ignorance... ...it means she's threatened by
her feelings waiting to bloom! - You think so?
- I 'know' so! S
he's frightened
she'll fall for you, dude What's our next step? To make them fall into our web
we must follow the 'roach' theory You mean cockroach? What will a cockroach do? However much we crucify it... ...it'll resurrect
like a cat with 9 lives! That's what you should do Take your hands off me Ask him to come out Hey! Take your hands off him What's the hassle? They didn't give you
a 2nd helping of 'sambar'? You are pampering the bad guy
and shooing me out, huh?! They are all local chaps
Don't
cause trouble, bro Who is local? We are the local lords
of this locality! You can't run a hotel
if you are so partial I'll spit into your batter! I threatened them...simply What's the problem? Some guy inside was
deriding girls terribly So I went to knock
some sense into his head Are you the vigilante Kamal
from Shankar's film 'Indian'? I can't turn a deaf ear like that You are totally clueless
of current activities Earlier during war-time
they took their swords out Now they brandish it
even fo
r beer! We should stick to
our own business What is your main job? Follow Pavithra Do just that Don't show off
your heroism in the side Hello? Why did she stop suddenly? Must have run out of fuel Hello...? Both of you Come here Must be she'll ask for petrol only
We are in 'reserve' so don't offer Okay Are you following me? Nothing of that sort Why do you follow a girl
So shameless! Why do you call
yourselves 'shameless'? Mockery?! If I catch you once more
following me like this...? I'll get you
caught by him Don't risk it, you'll be
caught by him instead He'll claim 'no air in your wheel'
and wheedle money out of you! Also traffic cops can't
take action against us I know that But if I complain about you, he will
book you for misusing law and order Got it? Don't follow me Let’s go She threatened us by using words
like law and order and hand over If they arrest all guys who follow
they'll need to renovate our jails! She's simply creating a scene Still...let's call it a day
We'll follow h
er tomorrow Vinithra...? Aw! Aiyaiyo! Hello, aunty
Come in How are you, dear? I'm fine
Please sit down How are you, Pavithra? Kathir...? Why is she here? Has she brought her mother
to complain to my sister? Kathir...? My younger brother Hello, madam Hello After finishing his college studies
he's running 4 mini buses in our town Then if we visit you, we can see
Madurai in your mini-bus, no? Aunty, he is a staunch
devotee of Lord Anjaneya He hates girls right from
when he was a kid Why is he looki
ng
so sheepish? Are you wondering how neighbors
supposedly sworn enemies... ...are on such friendly terms? Not like that, aunty Men will have million hang-ups
What can we do about that? They leave at 9:00 a.m and get
back home only at 8:00 p.m They'll issue zillion clauses,
where to go, when, with whom Are we prisoners to follow
their rules and regulations? In their absence
we paint the town red! Why did you disappear suddenly
without even a word, dear? I had a misunderstanding with
my husband,
nothing major Kathir came to
clear the air for us Really? We didn't step outside
when you weren't here Shall we go tomorrow? I'm ready I loved that red saree We'll buy it
next month, dear 1 moment Thanks a lot, Pavithra For preserving
your devotional layer?! I didn't think
much of you at first My opinion changed when I knew
you are Vinithra's brother Knowing you came here to patch up
their squabble, it has risen even higher! Kathir loves Pavithra Dai!!! I saw it I erased it You are still so play
ful Love is like a banana leaf
on which a feast is served You should eat
immediately If you delay, someone else
will eat what's meant for you I'll go right up to her now, profess
my love and ask if she reciprocates Dude...! I said go for it Tell me Like a drunkard
will go for his beer... ...be focused and tell her
the moment you see her You be on the line
Only then I'll pick up courage I'll cut the call now
You call me Don't be silly!
Don't disconnect You were having your fun
claiming to be a di
e-hard bachelor Now that you are
entangled in love... ...if you don't loaf around the streets
like a vendor selling old silk sarees ...I won't change my name!
I'll win this bet hands down Pavithra...? Yes, Kathir Did you come
to buy a Sony TV? I came to see you What are you looking for? Where's your Adam's rib
who sticks to you 24x7? He's missing I don't have anything
to do with him nowadays I need to talk to you
alone about something Doesn't matter
We can talk here You are still in
love mood I
think Not like that, Pavithra Let me first share
my thoughts with you I'm confiding in you
as a good friend Please keep it to yourself He cut me off, huh? I won't
Tell me Gautham is my close friend We know each other
for hardly 18 months But as soon as I told him
I'm not the 'falling in love' kind... ...he became my friend
He is still the same to me But I feel, of late, maybe
I'm falling in love with him But I don't know for sure If I feel I can't be without him
I'll definitely tell him at once
I'm myself in this
confused state You don't get confused by
pinning your hopes on me Please!
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