Do you like Vishwanathan
and Ramamurthi's songs? Very much, I have a huge
collection of their songs - Shall we play 'Antakshari'?
- What is that? Song for a song
We take turns - Who'll sing first?
- Me! But not that ancient
fruit song again No, I won't! "Tamil flows from her like honey
Shining moon and cheerful vine is she" "From her vintage lips, sweet wine
in shyness she offers divine" "Tamil flows from her like honey
Shining moon-" Krishnaveni ma'am
has stopped with 'aa' Nachiappan sir, you m
ust sing
a song beginning with 'aa' now "Behold that bird! Emulate its life so free
Like these rising waves, dance carefree" "Under one blue sky, reside
on our green earth wide" "Sing in unison
our song of freedom" "Lalalaa...lalaa laa...!" He has also
stopped with 'aa' "Rakkamma, clap your hands along
to this new tune and sing a song" "Midnight cockerel, my dearest
knock at this beloved's chest" "Hey! Erect a canopy bedecked
string a garland of roses red" "Adorn the roses
on your wife's shoulde
r" "Make soulful music
night long together" "This love restrained
not my rejoinder" "Who is the beau to
make me surrender?" Finally, it's our friend Juno's turn
Please start the song with 'sae' or 'sa' If I sing, all of you
will get up and stand We stand or run
we'll handle that later First sing - Start with 'sa', right?
- Oh no! 'Sa...'! "No place in the world can compete
With India, our motherland replete" "We are Her nightingales free
and this is our garden of victory" 2 dollars Juno, if you
win, $4
If you lose, $2 At least today we hope
you can identify us right Just watch...I'll get it right Eenie meenie minie moe...Visu Wrong again I'm Ramu
He's Visu God...won't You please
show mercy on me!? Doesn't seem like you will
get it right in this birth Looks like you'll bequeath
your savings to me totally Ramu...let me
see those coins Why? Let me take one last
look at what I lost Get lost, you mixed up duo! I won't give it back Hi Madhu Hi daddy Madhesh...how are you? At least in USA
did
you shower daily? How are you, ma? I owe my good health
to all of them Good evening He is Mr Nachiappan I am Vellaiappan I'll tell them No ma, let me
introduce myself My name is Vellaiappan
Everything about me is white My coat, pants
everything on me My heart is white and
so is my bank account I don't know to lie Are you Vishwanathan Ramamurthy? Mr Nachiappan,
I'm so glad to see them If I had twin daughters
like your twin sons... ...I'd have got my twins married
to yours so as not to be indebte
d But what to do?
I have just one daughter You were scared your wife
would give birth to twins Now you're saying, you will
get them married to these boys? What problem?
Why was I scared? - Juno...
- Grandma, 1 minute When this auntie was pregnant... ...didn't this uncle roam around
the whole place with a sickle? Yes, he did What do you mean 'yes'? Juno! Now how are you saying
you'll get them married? Jigsaw doesn't fit! Why did you threaten everyone
with a sickle when I was pregnant? - When did
I do that?
- You always forget everything When she was pregnant... ...weren't you tensed and
going around in circles? Yes I told them
all those stories That's what he's also asking But what about
that sickle, ma? Why are you making these people
stand outside so disrespectfully? Go show them their room You go show Visu
and Ramu their rooms Oh God! Save me Ma, about the sickle- Why do you forget everything? You vowed to offer a sickle to God
when your wife was expecting That's what he is
enquiring
about Madhumitha, take your dad inside Grandma, don't confuse everything I'll kill you 1st you said he picked up
a sickle to kill the child Now you changed it
as God's offering How?
Tell me Be quiet What is this, Mr Nachiappan? My son doesn't even
know Vaishnavi is alive If Juno blabbers something and
my son goes and kills Vaishu? Oh no!
Vaishu Then the wedding will be stopped And none of us
have seen Vaishnavi yet Uncle doesn't know
where Vaishnavi is So how could he kill her? Juno, shut up pl
ease Juno, be quiet Why are you being so rude? She's already saying
Vaishu's life is in danger If you blabber, we may
never get to see Vaishu Just that we need
to know where she is- Just zip your lips Sickle in his hand...death at 40 years
Astrology mania...Vaishnavi...twins Kodaikanal Ma, will I never
get food again? Why...what's wrong with you? You brought me up saying
liars never get fed, ma If I lie the way
you're asking me to... ...let alone snacks
I won't even get coffee Are you having
a d
ig at me? It comes naturally to you,
sequentially like railway carriages Astrology...twins...Kodaikanal And then you say Vaishnavi
Huhm...I won't even get water Don't speak like a nitwit Your daughter
fell in love with him Duty of elders is to get their children
married to the people they love Nothing wrong with lying Now tell me, how many
daughters do you have? 1 daughter - 2 daughters
- Say it properly If you have 1 daughter, then it is 1
If you have 2, then there will be 2 But only 1 is alive
Hey...! No, another daughter
may have been born Or maybe not May have died
after being born Or may have died
without being born Or could have been born
without me even knowing Someone else could
have raised her Over all, I have 1 daughter,
my wife has 1 daughter - Hey...!
- Adds up to 2, ma It's alright if you
don't lie properly But until she gets married
keep blabbering like this I'll somehow manage - What about you?
- I can lie glibly But I don't lie only on days
I follow my vow strictly When
is that? Mondays is for Lord Shiva
Tuesdays is for Lord Muruga On Thursdays my vow
is dedicated to- - Super star Rajinikanth
- No, Raghavendra swami - Both are one and the same
- Fridays for Goddess Durga Saturdays are reserved
for Venkatachalapathy - Sundays for Mangadu deity
- That's necessary You can lie on Wednesday I can, but if it falls on
a new moon or full moon day... ...it will be tough - Why do you take so many vows?
- For your good health of course Given a chance
she'll walk on fire
But she's scared
you'll yell at her Why is your wife
so fond of me? Shall I buy neem leaves
to exorcise the spirit in her? - Shut up
- No need? Take another vow for all 7 days
for your daughter to get married What vow? A vow of silence Aunt...? I told you to
be quiet, right?
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