I'm happy for the men that they can have sort of ways
to blow off some steam. Like, I think it's so sweet
how they have their sports. I think that's so darling. How they have their football teams,
I think that's funny. That's so sweet. And I love football
because I don't like to watch it at all, but I love to imagine things about it. And what I like to imagine is that all of the men have decided to be
on a team, of course, because they're best friends. And they love to be best friends,
and that
's why they wear the same outfit, and get together on a strict schedule to put on the same outfit
and then go rush after the toy. Oh, my goodness! How darling! Um, and I like to imagine them
in their locker rooms where they keep their underclothes. And they're standing in there,
and it's, like... Tom Brady, and he's standing there next to Gronk,
and they're holding hands 'cause they're super nervous. So nervous about their game, and then Tom looks at Gronk,
and he's like, "Gronk... if I get the
toy, I'll give it to you." [audience laughs and applauds] And then Gronk looks at him,
and he's like, "You're my best friend, Tom. Good luck today."
[kisses] And then Tom's like,
"Thank you so much." [kisses] So sweet, so darling. And then they all go out there
on the lawn, and they rush after the toy,
and then they fall down in a big pile, and I think it's very, very important that also they put their... tender,
little penises and balls into cups. Because it would be very, very bad if somethin
g were to happen
to their penises and balls while they were playing their game. Haven't figured out
how to make their hats work as well, but just as long
as their penises and balls are safe. All those tender penises and balls... when they get bumped, it really hurts.
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