Hip-pop song "Jsovirall Jingle" [artist: Jsovirall] Skip to the beat hip-pop di boodi-pop Skip to the beat hip-pop di boodi-pop Skip to the beat hip-pop di boodi-pop Skip to the beat hip-pop di boodi-pop Let me spit it to the beat spit it to the rhythm
listen to the lyrics 'cause everything has to flow Jsovirall O-oo Jsovirall O-oo He's yellow like the bird in Sesame street.
So cute so cuddly so damn sweet Jsovirall, Yes he is Jsovirall, Yes he is Shut up! You be getting on my goddamn nerves You
be getting on my goddamn turf alright. Oo Kitty Wax! Oo Kitty Wax! (Dog rap-barking) Richie-Swag up in the house We are about to start the show-ow. Let's roll. (Picture of Jsovirall.) Jsovirall: Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
from all over the world. Welcome to the Jsovirall Comedy Show And you are listening to Jsovirall here. If you ever have time for a joke This is the place for you. This is
the joke turf for you. You wanna be on this turf. You wanna know what's going on. You don'
t want to
miss anything. So, let's get righ into the newsreport. Today's newsreport is going to be about
a 90-year-old lady and a 21-year-old boy that got married two days ago and divorced
the following day. Yes ladies and gentlemen you heard that
correctly. They divorced the following day. I know you want me to do into details.
So, that's exactly what I am about to do. Three days ago in Antlanta City In the Cartoon District of Old Mama's
Town. It was reported that a young man named
Karlson and
an old lady named Gear Stick got married in a church around 5:30pm After the marriage, Ms. Gear Stick attempted to
kiss her husband Karlson and that was when her denture fell out. At that moment, the people that were closest
to her were laughing. I mean it was funny so
they laughed. Ms. Gear Stick was so embarrassed. So, she reached for her denture and while she was doing that she
farted loudly. And passed out on the spot.
That must be epic. To fart like that and passed out on the spot there
mu
st be something wrong down there. Maybe it's damaged--I don't know.
They need to check her out for that. Anyway, this was very frightening for the people
there as well as her husband. Of course it would be. Someone farts and passed out.
I wonder what type of ass is that. Anyway, without hesitation her husband Karlson
put her in a car and drove off. After ten minutes of driving at a breakneck speed, Karlson and his wife were both in
an accident. Luckily, Karlson had minor injuries But his wife wa
s rushed to the mechanical
shop for a repair And his car was rushed to the hospital
where it was pronounced dead. What a tragedy that must have been for that lady to be brought to the mechanical
shop for a repair and the car was rushed to the hospital
where it was pronounced dead. O my freaking gosh! Poor thing. Three days later after the burial, Mr. Karlson divorced the car. (Jsovirall laughs.) (He continues laughing.) Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. Excuse me. (Jsovirall clears his throat.) O
my gosh. That's something else. Ms. Gear Stick however was no where to be found. Ladies and gentlemen we have come to
the end of this newsreport. Please. Please Do Not Meet in an accident because you will
be brought to the mechanical shop for a repair. and we don't want to put you over the
news that you and your car are some where else, and
obviously they-- (Jsovirall giggles.) Ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for
more this is Jsovirall... (Jsovirall laughs loudly.) (He continues his hilarious la
ughter.) That car was rushed to the hospital where it was
pronounced dead. Do you hear that Jush? Jush: Most certainly sir. Most certainly. (Jsovirall outrageous laughter starts.
The joke was too sweet. He can't control it.) Jush: I still don't understand. How can the
car be rushed to hospital. Where it was pronounced dead. The ambulance bring the car into the-- (Jush starts laughing.) Jsovirall: That's exactly what I wanted to know. (Jsovirall and Jush start laughing
even more. The joke is rid
iculous.) Jush: And she was brought to the
mechanical shop for a repair. (Jush and Jsovirall laugh uncontrollably.) (Jush and Jsovirall couldn't stop laughing.
It was hilarious.)
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