first you fall in love then you confess it ask
anyone and they'll say this is a wonderful thing but they are so very wrong love is no game it's war whoever gives their heart first will
be conquered kogi is an heir to a business conglomerate meaning sex education
wasn't part of her upbringing far from it she was taught that people kiss but that's all she
was taught anything beyond that was a mystery that she didn't know needed solving you're saying the
stork doesn't get involved the world su
rrounding her might as well be a windowless black box so now
she has no idea what someone's first time means that's who she is but enough about her
let's talk about the guy she's walking with when did i get a reputation for being a ladies
man miyuki age 17 dating experience right this sucks but sausages omelets hamburgers steaks
pickled plums she's never seen such delights oh packet seasoned rice all the cheap food
one could want crammed into a tiny box it was a mini treasure test ocean ver
sus mountains
an age-old argument people have been squabbling over since they found out oceans and mountains
existed while they carry on with these delusions half a year goes by yeah we're skipping ahead
because nothing happened between then and now there's a sense of urgency about them and kaguya
hasn't failed to notice when people think they're falling behind socially it motivates them to do
something about it even if it means risking their dignity by confessing their love for example
da
te me please is this my chance oh looks like someone found her objective for the day i think
you should ask me with my passion don't you flying innocent skill activated he's lost
in the maze of his mind she know me as queen hashiroganese king cornered but he isn't out of
moves yet two prodigies dueling with all their mental might it's a race to devise a game-breaking
strategy whoever forms a plan first will win power of deception activate heartless so please
stop driving hold on too late oh
she memorized it though it was a fleeting glance his profile pic
has been forever ingrained into her hippocampus he lost the soul lace he had up his sleeve which
gives kaga you the advantage what a comeback why is she freaking out are there naked chicks in that
thing and suddenly [ __ ] ogone is very interested aren't you what most people would consider
to be popular she instigates yet you don't have a girlfriend she instigates more well
not right now good save by saying not right now shou
ld ogane can imply he had a girlfriend
at some point without outright lying about it the word now has been abused in every language
to dodge every manner of awkward question of course he's never had a girlfriend i
think it'll be fun we're only 12 minutes into episode 1 but i think we know
her well enough to know she's lying as if i would really go does she grow flowers
in her head instead of brain cells yeah called it i'll have to run your blind rendezvous by
one of our teachers the tattle
tail tactic it's a highly effective but dangerous move as the
person who uses it risks being publicly shamed but that's a risk the president is willing to
take he'll do whatever he must to prevent her date that kind of determination demands respect
i didn't think he'd resort to such dire tactics i doubt she's interested what where would he get
an idea like that was it something i said really oh come on in this game keeping your
mouth shut may be a coward strategy but it works a girl her car
riers and the bond
between them there are some things in this world that coexist in a beautiful way cats
the majority of people are fond of them school girls she know me is
by all accounts one of those it's super effective well do you like the idea oh he likes it cuteness why am i freaking
out he's just wearing a pair of adorable dad here some might not think this look suits him
but cocky begs to differ kaguya uses tongue bite it it wasn't very effective her smile's not as big
but it's sti
ll there this was but one battle in what will undoubtedly be a grueling war between
two top students with their prides on the line results for today's battle kaguya loses we've been
through a lot together so i'm sort of attached to it is what happens when love clashes with
intellect and runs endless circles around two people results for today's battle shido gone
nullified a crisis of his own making but just barely it's his own fault she was pissed in
the first place so he'll take the l for
today results for today's battle shinomiya loses some
of her innocence results for today's battle fujiwada loses me ouch thank goodness
the results for today's battle cheek is weird she isn't struggling with this
for some trivial reason like embarrassment or fear of being turned down the reasons behind
her hesitation go deeper than that they're rooted in a myriad of complex psychological
and so why does it even matter leave me alone sorry but the corners of my mouth need to behave
oh here'
s an idea let's go for cheerful smiles i want to see this little kid even
closer i want to burn this image into my brain foreign
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the japanese dub is funny because it feel likes it’s being taken serious but the english dub feels like he’s having fun and is on crack
Who would’ve known the best character of an anime could be a whole ass narrator
I refuse to believe he was given a script.
"He'll take the L for today." How... How did they find a man so perfect for the narrator??
Ian Sinclair is, by far, the only man in current anime dubbing that can sound like he is on meth without actually taking a hit.
God bless the narrator and those who wrote his script.
The dub narrator is great because it was made after the meme creating sub narrator.
Fun Fact: in the first episode of the English dub of Space Dandy, Dandy (who is voiced by Ian Sinclair as well) jokes about the narrator and says "how do I get a job like that?"
And the Crackhead Energy Award goes to.... Ian Sinclair, to henceforth be known as the Michael Reeves of voice acting!
Ironic that Chika was the only one who didn't put on cat ears, considering who voices her.
the English narrator is having way too much fun and I'm here for it
Dub is actually god tier wtf
Kaguya-"I think it will be fun" Narrator-"We are only 12 minutes in ep 1 but I think we know her well enough to know she is lying" Kaguya-"As if I would go. Does she grow flowers in her head instead of brain cells" Narrator-"Yeah, called it" That fuckin cracked me up
Coming back from Dr Stone...seeing Tsukasa's VA narrating Senku's VA's battle of love is really hilarious
The “really” from the narrator at 4:00 is my favorite line change for him in the dub. It’s such a real ass reaction to something you’re so done with lol
"Suddenly Shirogane is interested" Killed me.
JP narrator - Omniscient and reading a script EN narratot - Start the recording i will do this once perfectly.
4:24 Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
I love the performance and emotion the narrator has, sort of like the Stanley parable. “The results for todays battle….. chikas weird”
1:37 I love how he straight up becomes CinimaSins