Kavalai Vendam Comedy Part 1 | Jiiva | Kajal Aggarwal | RJ Balaji | Bala Saravanan | Mayilsamy

All of you come forward Form a line...Fast Okay, kids When I blow the whistle, all of you jump into the pool - Okay? - Yes, mam - Get ready, we are going to do freestyle - What are you wondering, Aravind? Okay, mam One... One... Two... And... Come on...Jump Why haven't you jumped yet? I'm scared of the water Don't think about it, just jump - No, I won't - Listen to me, Aravind No, I’m scared Let me hold on to you and jump - Leave me - Even the girls are brave Why are you afraid of the water? You

chicken! Stand right here - Chicken! - Chicken! - Chicken! Chicken! - Chicken! Chicken! Aravind! Stop it! Hey, stop that! Aravind, stop doing that now! - Oh no...! - Stop right there What have you done? I said stop! Don't you run Aravind I said stop...Aravind Aravind, get up Aravind? Aravind Oh god! Woah! Aravind What are you up to? It felt good Once more please - Please - How dare you? Hi What's wrong, Aravind? Do I look like a fool to you? Why are you so late? The tyre went flat on my way her

e Not my fault Oh my god! Are you drunk? You fool, we are getting married Well that? There was a bachelors party last night - It sucked! - Hey there love birds I'm so happy to get you both married Did you host the bachelor party? Well isn't that the custom? Enough! Now come on you fool! - The officer is upset - Hey come on - That doofus seems to be upset - Come on, Divya - Come on, dear - Aravind, come on Tonight is the night of your life! I'm the only Virgin boy from tomorrow - Careful, watch o

ut - That's a good start Turning up late for your own wedding, how ridiculous? Sorry sir, there was a small hiccup on my way here, it took some time to resolve it Was it more important than your marriage? Sir, sorry That's a long story I'll tell you sometime later We still got five minutes So go ahead, tell me what happened? I know that Divya would be furious So... I went to a florist to buy some flowers for my pretty flower here The florist had a beautiful shop A lone house in the midst of the

tea plantation And then this happened Sir? Madam? Looks like no one is around Sir? Hello? Anybody here? Hello? Anybody- Oh my god! - Oh my god - Oh my god, then? Then... ...she kept complaining Everything's over Why did you save me? Hold on...wait Look around, Does it make you feel suicidal? Tell me what happened? Nothing is happening That is the problem It's been 20 years since my marriage I've had enough I can't take it anymore But why? Is your husband treating you bad? Or does he have any ext

ra martial Come on now My husband ain't that talented He is very money minded The problem is that... ...he thinks that someone else will snatch me away ...and so he keeps locking me up inside the house She doesn't look that worthy! Hello? I know what's running in your mind You must have seen me 20 years ago Look there Look at those photos Look at them before judging Isn't it mind blowing? Mind blowing? It's more of mind bursting Well... ...you say your husband is money minded How much do you thi

nk he earns? A lot...he has cash alone worth 20 million He doesn't trust the banks and has locked it all up in the house Then what are you waiting for? Why don't you take all of it and leave Listen to me Close your eyes and point Not at me On the map Fine Point a location in the map and set off to that place Enjoying with all that money is better than committing suicide Go, enjoy your life Wow! I feel so happy about this idea Thank you so much Actually I was here to buy a bouquet Consider this a

s your shop - Take what ever you need - Thank you - Bye - Bye So much for a bouquet! When she ran away with that money... ...she was enthralled Spread happiness and be happy Today I realized what that means Now that was a home run! You are bluffing right? Dear, where did you buy this bouquet? Near Kilkuzhi At a very famous florist shop The one that is surrounded by tea plantations Did you say she left with all that money? Of course, she took it all I guess her husband, the baldie can now be term

ed as a pauper! How dare you? That was all my hard earned money! Where did you say she pointed her finger at? Here I meant in the map! Sir... it sounded something like 'Papa no gun me' What? Papa will definitely gun you now! It's Papua New Guinea - How do I get there? - I don't know Baldie, go straight and take left Shengamalam, where are you? Crazy fellow! Where are you? Go, die in pursuit of her Sir! Sir! Sir, where are you going? Sir! 'Shengamalam, where are you?' What? Not my fault Sorry, my

son Last night I went a little over board Is the wedding over? Damn it! Thankfully... ...you narrated everything after the paper work was complete Go ahead and sign it, only then your marriage will be registered - So it's almost done? - I got sloshed What did you drink last night? Everything that I could get my hands on Happy birthday to you Happy booze night for us You guys go make a baby So that it'll fill your house with pee Stop your stupid song you sissy! Now that was slapstick slap! I can

't believe that we are married "Our home is the epitome of celebration" What? ( Guys mocking at a girl) I wonder what's their problem Prema, you are my target today! Prema, who are those boys? Are they troubling you? Got struck Yes, they are ones 'Where is my rose?' Move! How dare you guys tease my daughter? I'll finish you all today! Now what was that? That's my dad Dad? Those guys were torturing me too much - Well now look at them - You're right For whom have you bought that? This one? It's fo

r Divya Wow! Superb Really? Indeed Are these for me? Indeed, Divya This card too is for you Or else her dad will bust me up Don't worry, dear I've taken care of those boys - Thank you - You are welcome Now who is this fellow? He is my friend dad Don't you worry Come on, let's make a move Bye Do I look like your back up? - How dare you? - Divya...Divya Fraud! You are forgetting your bag Divya listen to me What is it? Tell me 'Always aim for a girl's best friend before targeting the girl' Natraj t

old me so Brother, now that was awesome We are unlucky that we don't have a friend like Natraj It's not too late Madam, your sweet name please Aunt May Stop scoring on my play ground Get lost! 'Doesn't look like it's our day' 'Let's leave' - I love you - What is it? Cotton candy sweet! So sweet! Me or the cotton candy sweet? ...I felt he was my hero - Divya, a dog? - Don't be scared, wait Hey L Gopal sit - Hey! - Sit! A dog with an initial? It is named after my grandpa But why L Gopal? My grandp

a used to be a very loud person Hence he earned the nickname 'Yell' Gopal Over the time it became L Gopal So who is he? I'm Bhajana Gopal Hi grandpa Come in...come Looks like this is the Gopal house Welcome Give it to her - Give her what? - The bouquet in your hand Come on now You didn't have to Really? I'm not sure if we can return it Just give it! You guys get introduced I'll get the plates Come on in What are you up to Aravind? I'm messing! What are you up to? This guy doesn't let me have thi

s bottle Wait, I'll join you Come on - Leave the bottle! - You butthead! Though you look like a bean bag you are awesome - Go check it - Leave! Why are you guys messing with my father in law? Yeah you keep ogling as he messes everything up Stop insulting me Can't you see they are messing with my poor dad... ...and yet you aren't doing anything about it Now wait and watch I'm on your side uncle Leave him! You were a man before getting married... ...but look at you now! This bottle is his gift for

me Please don't mess up my wedding We won't let you go easily! Natty, tighten the grip Don't let it go This is tug of war! - Come on - Don't let the bottle go I said leave it Are you going against us for this butthead? Natty, don't let it go Tomorrow is a dry day I am not done drinking I need this bottle of liquor! Aravind I've two bottles with me Watch out, Sathish! Forget this! Come, let's go Jerk! Look at him rejoice Don't you call him your father in law! Butthead, you will suffer for sure!

- That was a poor joke - Are you sure? - Yes, indeed - 2 bottles is it? Wait, I'm coming I'm coming What a pity? Indeed a nice drink I can see her for real You yellow lady Woah! A ghost! God! I thought you would have changed after all these years Not even a bit! How do you do it? Disgusting! You look ridiculous! I am irritated to the core! What are you wondering? It's me Divya! It wasn't me who made this Must be left over But it's hot and fresh Those are my eggs Hey! So wasn't it all a dream? We

re you here for real? Do I look like a wash basin? You vomited all over me And all over the place I was cleaning the whole night Do I look like your maid? You haven't turned responsible yet Three years ago I left a shoe rack over there It's still at the same exact place Just like you Give your tongue some time off Keeps yapping away You are here after so many years Did you learn to smile? You still got the stare on It's only when I'm in with you Obviously I am not here to make merry with you The

n why are you here? What's your problem? Stop yelling Sign it... ...and I'll be on my way What's this? I want divorce Our marriage didn't even last a day Then why do you need a divorce? That doesn't matter We had registered So we must divorce I need to think over it Come back tomorrow Whatever - How's the food? - Nice - Hello chef - Hi This order is a personal request Yours is on the way - Okay - Everything fine? Yeah fine Now that looks delicious Watch out It's piping hot Have some patience You

fatso! Divya is here What? Are you guys getting back? Nothing like that Aravind started this restaurant and she must be jealous of his progress - She must be here to spoil it - Are you sure? You don't even know her So stop talking about her I know about such girls It's you who's jealous So stop it Why would I be jealous? I'm a very matured person You might be matured But you are yet to meet Divya She isn't a girl like you She is back from the city She is all together a different class now It's

obvious that you are jealous It's okay, Divya You will get there slowly I'm not Divya I'm Deepa Idiot Crazy girl! Hey Deepa! You crazy! Did you see that? And she says she is matured Look at her go mad when I praised Divya They all are the same Crazy! Come to the point So Divya's back? Well no, she is here for divorce Where was she all these years? And why all of a sudden? I don't know Arguing with her is pointless Don't oblige right away Remember what she did to you This is divorce and we will l

oot her in the name of Alimony Shut up doofus! Don't you say this in front of her and give her ideas Alimony is the other way around I'll have to pay I'll have to give up this restaurant and become a hawker But she needs the divorce desperately? So take as much advantage as you can... ...and we'll set up more franchises of our restaurant Awesome idea! You can clean tables at all the branches Aravind Oh my god! Oh my god! What happened, Aravind? - Are you okay? - Do I look okay, you fool? Stop qu

estioning and help me out here Okay...okay Be patient, wait Breathe...Breathe Aravind, relax Calm down, Aravind It hurts...It hurts - Don't move - You don't move Okay, fine Hey fatso! What you looking at? Come, help us out Divya! You have changed after returning from the city Why don't you guys get a room? - Damn it! - Can't you stand still? You numbnuts! Grow up! Why don't you wear inners? I just let it free, Divya Disgusting! Thanks Forget it Where are my papers? It's ready But then if I have

to sign it... ...well actually You need a compensation right? How much do you need? Looks like she is well prepared Blank cheque Let that be There are few more conditions Conditions? Let me hear them We've been good friends since childhood Then... ...we've been in a relationship too But then, I don't know why... ...our marriage didn't even last a day You see... ...we were never a couple So? So... ...let's live happily like a couple for a week and I shall sign the papers What? Sarcasm? I promise

I won't lay a finger on you God promise What rubbish? One week with him? Never Okay, no problem We'll meet in the court It might take a year or two I'm in no hurry I've all the time One week Just a week Sick! Sounds like the Big Brother contestants are here! Night is our day! And day is our night We are the night owls! Hey Divya, what are you doing with the night owls? Shut up you doofus! I don't know them I have no idea - Why is their day night? - Ewww! Hey fatso! Your in laws are here Night ow

ls? Now who are they? What just happened? Did he just abuse you? No dude, this marriage won't work out I want divorce Look at her face Looks like a cotton candy with face features Why do you want a divorce? When she is part of this night owl how do I... What is the issue? We haven't spend a night together Looks like I'll have to wait 30 years Obviously, you should get used to our way of living You too will have to become a night owl like her Until then be happy with yourself Stop it you Mantis!

30 years later nothing would be in tact It wouldn't be so easy I'll have to use both my hands to lift my single hand! Impossible! I want divorce - Are you sure? - Cent percentage sure Fine then let's go ahead get them divorced And so divorce it is! You night owls! What are they up to? As per our customs, divorce are for cowards Hence ask him to agree to one of our custom... ...and we shall grant the divorce Here I am What kind of a custom is this? Why are they forming a queue? Looks very similar

to the queue waiting for liquor Something's fishy about it I don't give a fish I want divorce! Well now you don't have to wait 30 years You'll attain old age in next 30 seconds Baby close Poor fellow Ding dong bell! Pussy is in the well You let everyone kick you Ain't I your childhood friend? I'm too tempted So may I? - Dude it's stuffy - Split your legs ever more And that is why you shouldn't mess with the girls at spa Do you think he stopped with messing? All he wanted was a happy ending but

fate had other plans That wasn't funny If this is how divorces happen everywhere... ...then no one would divorce, isn't it? Who is she? Looks new here Is she your maid? It hurts! You Black widow! Hi, I'm Deepa Yes, just like you are a maid abroad I am maid here for my friends How dare you? Divya, I bought some stuff in the kitchen Why don't you cook? - What? - What do you mean? Don't you need my autograph? If you need it, go cook for us Aren't you all hungry? Yes, I want some eggplant gravy Add

some natural libido boosters to it Add few drops of poison in it Do you need any help? It's okay You can continue your maid services I'll take care of myself Okay, as you wish Why am I bothered? Joker! Now there's another joker! - Watch your game! - Aravind Here have it Have it Deepa, why don't you eat too? I made it myself Sorry My parents have warned me from eating junk or from hawkers I'll leave now - Bye, boys - Bye, girls Move your feet you fatso Or else I'll too take a shot! Well, it doesn

't matter Divya, go ahead All these days you had been living with such fools And now that brat! Whom did she just call a fool? It's a tough one but I bet your father can answer that Shut up and eat! That was a good one You get two points Stop being Simon Cowell! Serve me more! Stop being greedy Thank you Tastes good - Give me some - Here Stop gobbling up everything alone And you gobble up and shut up for a while Open the door! - Who is in there? - It's Sathish - Make it fast - Don't knock it I s

aid open the door! - I won't, get lost - Please make it fast No way, looks like it'll be days before I come out from here You murderers! What did you mix the food with? Take my word, I'm going to leave you guys for good! Go check the other toilet Listen, I'll go see if the other toilet is free Divya Hey Divya! Divya, open the door! What did you mix in the food? I said open the door! I can't control it anymore Sorry! Busy Open the door! Busy? Sathish, let's imagine we are kids for now and let me

in please! Get lost! Where are you going? Yoga class Ok I'll do it here - I think it's fine - Damn it! Stop it! Not in the open Fine I hate this button buckle on pants Worst discovery ever! Now who is that turning the spotlight at the wrong spot? Cops! Officer, it's gang rape Gang rape! - Gang rape? - What is he talking about? - Cover your face! - Now, who are they? Look at that, Indian players Shikhar Dhawan, Rohit Sharma Sri Lankan player Malinga And couple of West Indies players Are whiling t

heir time as if watching a game of cricket This is a very wrong punishment with regards to our situation I might lose it any minute! Don't succumb to temptation Control yourself - Greetings, sir - Greetings, sir - Officer - Sir? What's the charge? It's a rape case That too inside the bushes Come here Yes, sir Tell me what's up in the bushes? We both are lovers Please forgive us Pretty please, sir But those two fellows there, they tried molesting my girlfriend! Your girlfriend? Move Show me your

face Ewww! Look at that Brother Are you sloshed? Either that or you have a very bad taste Come here you four eyed nerd I said come here Hello sir, I'm Natty alias Natraj How dare you molest her? Sir, it's embarrassing Shall I explain it in person or in your ears? Who do you think you are? My wife? - Tell me! - Sir, please no Tell me what happened? No! Enact it Sir, please no All of you up Sir please Stop posing! I said you guys huddle up like the bushes What the heck is this now? The bushes are

dancing in the wind You, go get inside the bushes - Sir - I said go! Now go! - Come on, dear - I feel so shy So is that what you were doing behind the bushes? These guys look so strange I feel shy! All of you turn around That's cheating! He wants us to turn around and he'll alone enjoy the show Start, enact and show me what happened Sir, I am warning you Please don't do this Do it or else I'll bust you up - Now do it - Okay, sir...I'll do it Why did you halt half way? I was caught by your men by

then So show me what would you have done if you were not caught Already two of them are behind the bushes Now he'll make an entry This is getting interesting Indeed! Oh my God! Darling This scares me! There he goes... Sir you said you would bust him up but he has busted up the whole place! Look what your boys have done They have turned the whole place shitty Please take them away Okay, sir Sorry, sir I said take them away! So tell me How about a feast today? Stop eating This is not the time Dar

ling, you are stinking Wait Go get a good bath - Dirty fellow! - Don't advise when you don't mean it! Show off! Hey A new car? That's my dad's Oh is he here? He'll be glad to see you here Now what's this? Don't you have manners? Ask her to get out! Show some respect She is your step mother Step mother? Stop blabbering It's high time, I need some company Don't we need a woman in the house? Her entry into our life is a positive sign See your wife is here Hello, uncle How are you? - Fine, how are y

ou? - I'm fine What's her name? - Name...? - My name is Shankari Oh so sweet Aravind I like your step mother She is so cute Aravind, do you have some money with you? The cops took everything I had It's alright, I only have card with me Divya, you must be having some cash - Take it - Don't you feel shameless? It's after all my family Here, take this Go buy a dozen of bananas Then some sweets and flowers Also some milk And few more things I leave that to you What do you mean by leaving it to me? W

hy are you asking me to buy all these? Stop acting innocent Live life to the fullest How long will you be a single heir? Don't you need siblings? You could play with them How can you play soccer all by yourself? Come on darling "We are made for each other" "Let's fall crazily in love and forget the world" Siblings for me to form a soccer team? This money goes to the bar! Why are you taking me in a cycle you miser? Because love doesn't see the rich or the poor, so play along and shut up Get down

Why? It's steep and I would find it tough to cycle Stop talking like an oldie I've heard that passionate cyclists are the best in love making Dear God please fill me with all the energy of the universe, All hail the lord! Dear God please fill me with all the energy of the universe! All hail the lord! All hail the lord! All hail the lord! Now what's that? 'Me and my lover?' Tell me, what kind of movie is this? Stop thinking too much you cheapo Why are you dull? Isn't this life with me so irritati

ng? Fine Imagine you are allowed to exchange your life with someone Who would that be? Wait, let me guess Go ahead, let me see how well do you know me That guy over there, who is running his hands over that girl Isn't that what you too want? That kid over there I want to be like that kid All that he sees and feels is... ...only love That life is priceless Now guess with whom would I exchange my life Let me see how well do you know me Like that actress You love to be worshiped No way I definitely

don't want that I pity them They are forced to act all their life, in screen and in real But me, I want her life I'll be happy if someone can pamper me like her when I am pregnant That's an easy deal If you cooperate a bit, I shall make you pregnant like her - Take your hands off - Okay, move aside But why? Because I'm right handed Take your hands off, Aravind Come on, you know it already Excuse me, don't you hear what the baby is saying? Behave yourself Baby, looks like your brother is concern

ed Don't I have the rights dear wifey? Don't irritate, Aravind I said hands off! Can't you behave yourself? Aravind, you pig Why did you kick him? How dare you? Now see what I do to you! I won't spare you! I'll hold him Break his head! Now turn him around Move! Move! Take that! Divya, run! Do I look like your baby? - Come on! - Wait! - Move! - Aravind, wait for me Move! Come on, run! That was surprise You just bashed him up Run! Run! Hey Divya, wait for me - Let's take this right - Okay This way

Come on now! This way Take that! Wow! Nice Divya, what are you doing here? Hey my mouse! Here have your mouse! What? What happened? Hold on, I'll take care of him What are you up to? What is it? Divya, no! Don't you hear me! What are you going to do? Hey Divya! Aravind, run! That build up was bit too much! - Run! Run! - Stop Was that all for a footwear? It's worth 3000 bucks So shut up I lost my jacket worth 5000 bucks for you - Get lost! - Shut up! Don't you talk about doing things for me! Han

ds off me! Get lost!