oh my gosh you have the dallas board game yeah when i was a kid i was on dallas really yeah we missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on dallas then we spent a week on hawaii i was on heaven should play it well there's no instructions it's dallas the game we can figure it out yeah i'm pretty good at board games well should we make it a little interesting sure hmm i'm gonna play me a little old blackmail card nice and call a proxy meeting and take control of ewing oil once and f
or all no you can't do that you you can't play a blackmail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn why not seems to me we're just making up rules because somebody forgot to staple the rule book to the inside of the game like a normal human being and i'm gonna play this here share the wealth card which entitles me to half of both of y'all's money so if you don't mind no this card is from the wrong game this is from the game of life it was in the box well plead we must honorably adhere to t
he rules that we are making up on the spot no but that's not fair well that's dallas dallas indeed guys it's my turn you can't go you're dead i shot you five moves ago yeah i told you you can't shoot people i told you we're way past rules we have been for some time now i start having rules now everything we built collapses well this is stupid and i want my money back where's the money yeah where is it okay you know what i am never ever playing games with you two again and that is dallas [Music]
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I'm a firm believer in the theory that Kevin is a genius who's playing dumb to get less work and less expectations
Kevin is secretly a genius and it shows.
I feel like Kevin's IQ surpasses everyone else's and just plays dumb.
Writers were smart to give Kevin a win every once in a while, I like the underdog having a moment to shine. Just like his victory in the bar trivia game & his clever explanation on what a "fluke" is.
“I Have Very Little Patience For Stupidity” -Kevin Malone
WELL THATS DALLAS
This proved to me that Kevin embezzled company money to setup his bar.
“Weelll pleeeyd, we must honourably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot” Love Andy for never leaving the character
Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity
I felt so bad for kevin when he got mad at them and walked away but when he pulled out that cash it made me so happy
That quick stand up when Kevin hears they're betting money
major big brain move by kevin
It's nice to win one, isn't it, Kevin?
"We must honorably adhere to the rules, that we are making up on the spot" -Politics 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When darryl plays the “share the wealth card” cracks me every time 😂
Kevin is definitely a secret (or rather, situational) genius. Anyone here remember the scene where the whole office went on a road trip and Kevin was able to make difficult calculations when it came to food?
00:54 My favorite part is still, “…because somebody forgot to staple the rule book to the inside of the game, like a normal human being.” 🤣😂
Kevin: "I was on heaven" That's what she said.
Kevin might just be my favourite character 😂 “It’s just nice to win one”
Andy and Darryl when they see the documentary that’s dallas