Good morning
Mummy, coffee - Are you naked too?
- Yes You...?! 'Shivani-Santhosh' 'They are big-time competitors
in the advertisement industry' Hey Scumbag!
What did you do? 'Being the proverbial Tom & Jerry' 'How did they end up in the same bed
even without their own knowledge?' 'Shall we rewind and watch?' 'Good morning, Shivani
What about the Casio appointment?' I've already fixed it Oh! That's great! Very good If a man had to clinch
an advertisement contract He has to roam around like a ghos
t
He has to bark like a dog And keep prancing around like a monkey But if a girl does the same job She can make a beeline to the client Flash a briiiight smile Bingo! All the contracts will fall on our lap All of us have something called
'professional ethics' sir For me to sit and talk to him,
flirt a bit and hit on him He isn't the man
I intend marrying, sir If we have weakness in our strength ...we will think of using
others' weakness as our strength Sir, I don't need to do that 'Hi friends' '
This is my new watch' 'Bought in Korukkupet' 'This is my new dress' 'I bought it in
Ranganathan street' This is me My name is Pus-pa Fire Pushpa This won't light up when I want it to
But some day or the other it will This is my elder brother He's sissy I mean he's the bossy boss! - Morning, madam
- Morning...morning Real pain in the neck Making 'biriyani' without
lighting the stove! Already we don't get any ad thanks to
your obsession for justice and fair play - What is this, sir?
- But if you c
lub with her We will have to shut down, mind you! If you try to douse this fire
you'll fuse out of action Shivani, why are you chatting with him? Come up with me What's this? You call this a storyboard? I wanted it colorful
like a birthday greeting This is in black & white
Like an obituary notice What is a story board? It should be like a map to the mind Style description
Shot description I don't need any bull shit You promised a soooper concept
if I buy you booze on a rainy day like this This i
s like college students
doodling on the walls of their loo We were discussing the concept
for that car advertisement What's the connection between
any concept and the final ad? Soap commercials show
only girls in a bathtub Men never bathe, eh? A lungi ad shows the model
coming out of a helicopter! What is the link between
a helicopter and a 'lungi'? We don't need a concept
for any advertisement Find out who is the marketing head
of this car company Check out his weakness Tell me where he lives
a
nd all the details about him I'll handle the rest 'This is Casio' 'Marketing head of
Akhila car company' 'He has 3 weaknesses' '1st is girls, 2nd is women
3rd is also ladies!' Naughty girl! Beautiful - Gold?
- Yeah - How many carats?
- 24 Sweetie! - Byeee
- Bye Hello...hello
Yes...yes I'll call you back
after the meeting Okay Excuse me Fresh lime juice
with crushed ice - Real cold, okay?
- 'Okay, sir' 1 second
I'll call you back Hey! I asked you to send me model
for a bra ad commercial I asked f
or the models in vogue in Bombay You've sent me 'vada pav' faces Shit! You know who is
a perfect model? If you splash water on her head
in 1/4 second it should slide to her feet Soft & silky structure Like this Arabian horse Do me this favor
Book Sunny Leone - What happened?
- Nothing The horse galloped away No, a slight disturbance here
You go ahead and book, okay Bro, are you an ad film maker? - Yes
- When is that 'pura' ad releasing? Why are your pupils popping
out of their sockets? Brother I
am the marketing head
of Akhila Car Company Can you shoot a commercial
for our company? I'm very busy in this bra ad Can't you push the bra? Won't that be too vulgar? Aiyo! I meant your shooting I heard you mention an Arabian horse Can you make a glamorous ad
using that horse as theme? I am on a tight schedule now Why don't you attend the party
in Mahabs this evening? All the way there?
Will pretty girls be attending? Biriyani must have meat Party should have girls as feast [humming] Hi sir
Exc
use me Wait Whisky, brandy, rum, repeat - Serve the drinks, quick
- No, sir I'm Shivani, Macwell company's
Marketing and creative head - You in fact-
- Too late, my dear We've given the ad to MJ company Oh! No At least take a look
at my story board I have based it on the card design and
worked fully on the background combination - Rich visua-
- Go away Hello? Inform the bar
of my booze order 'Why are you glaring at me? Go' Casio fell for a cabaret dance, huh? - Great! That is great
- Huh?! I hin
ted to you on that day People have protested and
succeeded in our advertisement industry Even won through revolutions But Santhosh from
MJ company He has a knack of finding
the client's weakness and winning 'He is a genius' I won't let this go, sir I'll complain to the Ad Council
and give a hard time to MJ company I'll teach them a lesson - Come...come...come
- What do you want now? Awesome ride Bye - Shall I ask you something, Santhosh?
- What? We've been friends for 5 years, okay? You pick me
up whenever
or drop me wherever I ask you From the 1st day we met
you've been maintaining your distance If I suddenly kiss you
how will you react? I'll cut the pickup and drop Sheela has to travel by Ola
Is it okay with you? I'm so hot and most sought after Men queue up to flirt with me Don't you feel anything? Sheela, boys are 2 categories One will roam around
with whichever girl they can find The other will hit on a miss
they like and not miss I fall into the 2nd category, bye - Bye, Sheelu
-
Love you, miss you, bye God save me! You saw our boss's teaser
Like the 10-headed Ravana How was it? Scorching effect
like our GVM-STR combo? Kindly zip your lips, no? You should like a broken record What about the stunt men I asked you? HEYYYYY! Who is he? 3rd class film maker Ganesh Ganesh, look down, man Where is Santhosh? Fee fie foe fum
I smell the blood of a stinky scum How dare you dump me on the ground! Whether my mouth turns red or not Your gums will be bleeding nonstop I'll bash you, p
ipsqueak! Hey! I can't take this anymore
You are squeezing my neck Oh gawd! Santhosh bro is here! Can't see anyone, boss? "Kick, if you mess with us
We are a different team dangerous" "Kick...your game will be
Shaken to the core fully" "If Kick itself creates a ruckus-" - Thanks, buddy
- All the best, bro Hey! Look how he'll make
mincemeat out of you I believe you manhandled
my boy in my absence Try hitting now Hey! Try your luck once more 'Does it hurt?' He wagged his tongue too much
and asked
for trouble! I wanted to get thugs to bash him
That's why I used you If you brought us goons to hit him
he made a goon out of you! Hey! What? From a batter commercial to spices From Lip-guard to Itch-guard From paste to paint If you grab all the advertisements What do you want us to do? Lick your leftovers? Do we stand, simper
and walk away? No one is wearing underwears
ever since lockdown Who will watch your
underwear commercial? You are squirming right from when you came
Are you wearing an und
erwear? Look at his prompt dig down under! Egg pancake head! I pay you and
you praise him! Go, bash him Move it! Let me chew a sugarcane bit
to get more energy! Quite rotten! Nab him Take him right in Let go of me
Let me go, man! Director Rohit Shetty has done this
in 'Golmaal' already, man Is that so?
Stick his head in He slipped away like an eel Cockroach head!
Go and get him Move aside You can't escape from me Don't tickle me Don't...don't spin me
like a carousel! I feel dizzy
My other hand i
s sprained I'll make mincemeat out of- "Take the notes
Put the beat" Does it hurt? Hurting too much? [whistling] Feel better now? Quick Cure [whistling] Quick Cure Lotion Lift it slightly
you'll resemble KGF hero! I won't spare you 'What is this doll?' - Hit...hit
- It keeps hatching! Is this also your commercial? Look at this - One more!
- I swear I'll - - Hello, sir
- Sir! Ouch!! Think you've got away
from my clutches? I won't let you go scot-free Kadappa Gajendran and
Quarry Kumar are bring t
heir sand loads Harbor Antony
All top cats will come I'll reduce you to sand and dust
I'll show you the name of the game I don't care if you'll show me
hockey, cricket or football But before that
show your face to them What are you sticking on my face? Quick Cure Ad has come out real well, sir Every foot of
the footage is realistic Every kick is original, sir - Is that so?
- Why overact? Please proceed - All the best
- Thank you Santhosh, you cleverly manhandled
the man who came to hassle you Yo
u converted it into a commercial
and made money out of it, eh? You are soooper talented, buddy With his structure, scars, scabs
I could have used him for 300 products I'm feeling bad I used him
for just 1 brand - Still ringing?
- It's connecting - Hello?
- Greetings, madam I'm Ganesh speaking from
Ganesh Advertising Agency Is that so?
Tell me, sir Now we are both aware
Santhosh is our new common enemy All you have to do is dig a hole I'll kill and bury him in it Santhosh is not my enemy Competit
or To defeat my competitor and win
gives me maximum satisfaction 'Got it?' All this is none of my business You shouldn't say that You need this in your business Save my #, madam
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