Krapopolis Full Episodes 2024👩‍🦰Dungeons and Deliria👩‍🦰Krapopolis American animated sitcom

you know why I love drinking during the day because I'm drunk to drinking you want to hear a joke why do unicorns always walk into the tub backwards my man tell us about your bold new lower human wear I call them pants it's as if each leg has its own toga well done to pants I like this guy around on me then okay but what well is your friend going to stay in his funny joke clothing because it seems like everyone's done laughing so well that's fine they're not just funny they're practical look if

I drop something I can we don't bend over in public well that's a rule based on toas though think about it you think about here's a pitch why don't we all stop thinking as a team on the count of drinks it's disruptive you got to take that off or leave take off my pants no no no I'm not learning your new language for them you could be naked like a creature or wear a toga like a person if you want to drink here I would like to drink here and I'll be doing it in pants you know what this establishme

nt has just lost my business and a punchline to my unicorn joke which I assure you was delightfully erotic and mildly [Music] racist [Music] two more citizens eating outside the walls moneron again aren't moneron supposed to be roaming man eaters perhaps they noticed man stopped roaming I'm glad Modern Life it's working out for someone stupendous do baby bro solid slay a monster on I can't today I got a thing a thing lots of people tell they're bosses when they have a thing okay I have a head to

crush with my bare hands one question from now I won't keep you you can't Crush my head what thing do you have it's none of your business and if you turn into an animal and follow me I'll know you're hardly that intriguing don't flatter yourself ma'am can you deal with this monster Don uh maybe I I might have a thing intriguing little [ __ ] I'd love to hunt this monster da down what kind of coward sends his differently abled brother to fight a monster a busy coward am I busy son a human friend

of mine has just been refused beverage service because of his clothing really it appears not all monsters are slain with weapons in the woods yeah you slay that one I'll grab a weapon and head for the woods teamwork okay uh they pants they there's more than one you know what what this reminds me of remember that Ethiopian fell with the uh the Nutty tunic shirt the shirt it's like an upside down shirt for your ass so what's the problem we were forcibly ejected from a bar have you ever left a bar

voluntarily dad Fair Point no way of knowing I don't mean to be rude can I ask what happens when you have to you know release the Kraken I pull them down pull them down okay but then you're squatting over a net which look I'm sorry it's not your job to defend to explain what you do kopis is a free City good show son so you'll speak to the bar whoa what do you want me to do pass a law I don't want anything I don't do politics but it's the only bar a la would be great yeah everyone always thinks

that but freedom to double-edged sword or a double sleeved ass tunic you get to wear anything you want the bar gets to serve whoever they want everyone gets to blame the results on me and I get my own Chef it's a pretty good system nice to meet you love the pants they got me out of a terrifying moner to hunt if you're not a fan of unicorns but you're a fan of sodomy have I got a joke for you buddy you are ugly and that's me talking what the you're that hot tree lady from that horrible party chec

k out last week's episode curated on the blockchain there's an order to the Forest we don't just kill what doesn't please us I don't think your friend over there knows the rules it's not killing it's feeding does the food share that perspective you'll have to let me know you're alive no thanks to Nature uh I feel like it doesn't know you're on its side grow up you can't make [Music] me hail everybody hail our great hero the ill-tempered foulmouthed and extremely pungent fantabulous don't forget

impatient so next time keep it short what's next Quest fantabulous Quest hero push on bucko you're in over your aners and so we set out for the peaks of oligos to retrieve the fabled helmet of iapetus it came from over there by the deer next to the pile of Ashes I may have been followed I'll meet you guys at the Ice Caves go I say don't do this this so you do it why are you heroically questing under a fake name if it's escapism shouldn't your character be feminine and hygienic I can make you tho

se things I've been offering since puberty I'm escapism from you Mom I don't mind being known as your daughter but I don't want everything I've accomplished to be attached to your name too bad why do you think the gods make children they're drunk and horny I mean why do we keep them because they might become Heroes and make us proud now I find out you've been doing it behind my back well happy your birthday to me if you can't support me having something that isn't about you then I got no reason

to be your daughter well guess what if you can't include me in this and let me prove you wrong I'll make sure everyone in the world knows I'm your mother this is the most insulting showdown of my life okay so apparently I was followed but it's okay it was just my friend Susan hello it's Susan the funny one I enjoy eating food drinking liquids and breathing in and out isn't she something comments weren't part of the deal Susan we're nothing without fantabulous weird question does that ever make y

ou resent her resent her we're a team but that doesn't make you want to sneak off and do things without her hey Susan your head's normal so it does stop talking if I put a fist through it yikes not my place to say but I'm not sure Susan deserved that she almost celebrates how humble and ordinary she is which I find refreshing can we get going lot of ground to cover yes and we cannot fly it is cold in here correct we get cold when we're around ice I am certain that's accurate Susan you are a deli

ght oh [Music] absolutely hold on my torch is low you must be devastated that there's nothing to burn down here I can see follow me okay but are you crying no I hear the same sound I think it's a freak sad still like my you're afraid of the dark in science we call that a theory good luck proving it what's with the worm it's part of the natural world emits light Without You chopping it down but you don't need it so I'll just keep the worm on keep the worm on what does science call that bullying s

tart break it up now pants guy tried to get back into the bar because I like drinking and I wear pants okay first of all this City's angry mob threshold is too low sounds like you know I'm right Dad now you're protecting pants Sky H sky has a name and I don't I'll learn yours when you learn his what's his it doesn't matter just get back to your lives yeah Grumble Grumble worst King ever like I'm the problem thanks for a tough Lesson by the way I'd rather be fighting a monster on this is the same

Cavern no it's not Daphne I'm not just being a dick he I marked this rock see I'm getting weak we're pretty far from the trees that's where you get your power right what you're not supposed to know that I research I learn nobody's supposed to know anything I'm not supposed to walk the weak aren't supposed to be strong I'm supposed to be sucking algae off a rock and in the darkness Nature's order isn't fair I could make you equipment that would let you leave the forest the forest is leaving me y

our City Eats trees and craps crap and and you never research the monodon or you'd know you can keep it away from your city with giant scorpion urine giant scorpion urine of course I don't suppose nature makes explosions I could fracture this rock at the base have you tried these mushrooms no thanks I take a lot of stuff just to stay focused and I probably shouldn't mix no we light them and they explode we give them to human children and say their candy it's hilarious killing kids yeah I can see

how that's funny okay my arrows are made a flint we'll need a lot of these and some kind of um sticky substance that I've got covered or I'm covered in very naturally holding your hand was disgusting that's just my reproductive jelly you'll get used to it Mom I'm sorry what I'm kidding it's mostly mucus harpies again we don't go into their nest and kill them oh no wait we actually did do that before my bad so great I can't wait to tell my human parents about this adventure does everyone here sh

are their accomplishments with your families or are you kind of selfish and isolated what you call this supporting me I'm putting up with a lot here girl do you know how much I'm pretending my feet hurt oh no another heartbe wait what we're coming they're all attacking Susan you wouldn't you would you'd murder Susan because you can't share a sliver of attention or Susan's just fine because you can't almost there hold on it's too late she's gone h no I really really really really liked her yeah s

he knew the risks we'll give her a hero funeral Susan hated funerals she said when she died she wanted everyone to forget she ever lived and go back to questing I was considering asking her out I can see that she was plainer than the type you tend to pursue but you've always been self-destructive you know my mom was such a big personality yep and then we look for our moms because we want to revisit and fix things and then we treat women like garbage because we're babies a real man a confident ma

ture man ends up with a Susan and straight up worships her we'll do that tonight an altar and a prayer to our goddess Susan [Music] Susan there you are wow those idiots out there really want you to take off your pants what about you I can't stress enough how little I care buddy let me tell you a secret I didn't start a city because I respect people if there were a better safer job that I could pull off more convincingly by talking to less of them I'd be out of here the idea that someone's pants

could end up costing me everything I mean not just me the whole city people's lives I it's ridiculous it's pointless you agree with that right it's it's Point where's pans Sky he was here but did you say something to him I mean nothing new you know my position I know you don't have one which is the one to have I don't disagree I've always liked that about you okay we better find him before he gets killed pant guy we are gathered to honor Susan which was not my idea she was more powerful than peo

ple know did not like letting go of that power in fact she was such a control freak I'm pretty shocked she can handle laying here without interrupting o shouldn't Gallows humor have more humor yeah the goal isn't typically to take the deceased down a peg well guess what I knew the real Susan and you guys didn't so you can let me get some stuff off my chest or you can be the next funeral it up are you sure this is going to work that's definitely one of two possibilities the other we die buried un

der a mountain of rubble well at least I'd get to die with a friend the worm the thing doesn't even have a face oh you meant me that's nice for the record I'd rather us both survive obviously that's my preference too okay here we [Music] go we did it there's so much light I love nature I love science nature science nature science there he is I guess he'd rather be somewhere free I think the lesson here is that if you give things enough time most issues work themselves [Applause] [Music] out and

then there was this time she left me on a raft and by raft I mean a scrap of wood so she could go to an underwater orgy and at Poseidon's Palace are you having fun Susan's alive Susan I love you but why don't you bed for the same reason you don't have a shot you gangly do I'm an Olympian goddess I'm also this ungrateful meatballs mother which is apparently the worst thing that has ever happened to her uh yeah and will you ever let the Poseidon thing go what was I supposed to do bring a child to

an orgy it was underwater I warned you I am never speaking to you again now go away wait hold on we have a goddess in our adventuring party she's not in our party unless that's something you think you'd want what but my daughter can't be around me so I guess you have to choose what you we choose you we love you you're the worst you made that clear and contrary to your eulogy I do have feelings so mean I'm on your mom's side you're a bad daughter yes but you don't get to s say that yes ma'am that

was so easy I can't believe your daughter was actually choosing to do things the hard way setting herself up to fail well it's annoying we could have been questing the deliria way all along yes the good news is everything comes easier to me the bad news is that includes getting bored let's finish this up H you and fantabulous are very similar in that regard can you magically zap out that helmet for us [Music] that you did it hooray Quest over let's go home and never do this again nay the quest

continues there may be more Adventure ahead jeez first time questing much told you Adventure you coming I only did this so I could spend some time with my stupid idiot daughter and now I'm stuck with you her even bigger stupid idiot friends who literally abandoned her at the drop of a hey Gia remember when you and your Olympic butt buddies imprisoned me thousands of years ago iapetus why is a Titan here is this a normal part of your whole thing no I don't know what this is good God is that what'

s inside all Mortals yeah same basic setup and now to deal with you that has never happened to me before I swear you and the rest of those bastard Olympians buried me in a pit for all eternity and it wasn't even a nice pit no that was all the other Olympians I tried to stop them I was like guys no not cool iapetus is the best liar well yes obviously like you'd be super honest in my situation I've always thought you were handsome not in the traditional sense but as horrific Titans Go you're a 10

you came back to save me that's what epic Heroes of Legend do oh and all your friends are dead you're actually standing in some of them right now okay now I'm out of ideas we need to get him back in his hole and put some of that magic dirt on top it's Enchanted to wear as much as the entire world that's the only way to trap a Titan that's right magic dirt I'm going to need something is sturdier than this I suppose I could country you up [Music] a and that's how you take out a t we did it well mo

stly you let's go home this is probably the concussion talking but I'm very proud of you we make a pretty good team we're never doing this again no not in a million [Music] years oh hey scorpion urine and I didn't nail it to a tree that's nice this still doesn't end well though the forest has to kill the city or die trying I respect that I respect you goodbye [Music] bye starting today I'll be wearing pants I'll also be declaring new laws laws you won't like because they will be laws that guaran

tee freedom and they can only do that by taking Freedom away that's what happens when spoiled children abuse their toys they get confiscated we drove a man into danger because we wanted to feel Comfort we found a person inconvenient so we killed him together without lifting a finger That's The Power of Freedom Power we are not allowed to play with until we grow up and we are going to grow up we're going to get our crap together we are going to get big and strong we're going to change how we trea

t each other and that's how we're going to change the entire world and that's why I'm going to be famous we we don't have to make that the priority I'm just predicting that as a result I'd like a moment of silence for whatever pants guy's name was did anyone get his name is that a no or is this a moment of silence shameful a moment of shameful silence for pants gu I know I said I was going to wear these forever but I think I've made my point and they're really pinching my crack is it okay if I s

to wearing these thank you shame on us and thank you and what's up with how when something pierces our mortal skin red stuff comes out I mean red stuff much and what is up with tongues we have to use our own mouth meat just to taste other meat who came up with that you told them it's her didn't he seemed like the right thing to do and our hair just keeps growing unless we cut it off am I right thank you I'm Susan the funny one did you get any of [Music] thato attention whatever's in there this c

ave is now within the boundaries of civilization and is no longer available to monsters please emerge from the darkness with Hooves claws or tentacles visible oh great a Hydra look I know all about the whole regrowing hedge thing so just tell me where your heart's located or I got to go in through the bud and then we both lose don't worry about me I'll just go wait what what's the problem you pregnant or wounded I just don't want to fight you sure I never say this to an opponent but you should k

now you've got a decent shot here nah I get it people don't want a monster outside their City I'll just head south there's more cities that way oh East then there's cities everywhere aren't there it's just a thing we've been doing yeah okay I totally get it thanks for being so professional hey you too and I really mean it I bet you could have killed me huh first time for everything pretty cool Hydra hey Hydra I never got your name whoa whoa whoa what the hell are you doing I promise this wasn't

a cry for help I really thought you left I totally offered to kill you and you turned me down what are you thinking this is not a thing we do we look we're both old school I don't love the way things are heading either but this is not this is cheating it's cowardly it's not awesome I don't want to be awesome I just want to stop being hated all right well don't cry that's also weak did you stop me from killing myself just to make me feel worse no but can you cut me some slack it's my first time c

ausing someone's [Music] life remember that Hydra we were all so scared about I just talked to my sister and it's gone what do you think about that can we do something about the river now it smells sure but I meant what do you think about the Hydra thing isn't it gone yes your king took care of it so how about that stinky River what can you do about the slivers in my furniture talk to a carpenter how soon can you do that how do I parent how do you parent why is that up to me because before citie

s most kids died smaller now they're getting big enough to hit back you guys don't you want to live in a world where each human has the freedom and the power to manage their own life right about that okay then so how do we do that how do I get some gratitude I did a thing you wanted the Hydra gone it's gone now say I'm a good King nobody can say it I see a hand raised go I just don't think a good King is going to be this motivated by validation great City meeting guys I hope your kids beat the c

rap out of you what if we all just quit well I in what are we quitting civilization we can't quit now we have to modernize Society until women stop selecting for physical prowess Ty we talked about this privately shall I flood the city no the river's too stinky oh bees I've always wanted to try bees bees mom stop I'm not actually quitting I'm just feeling unappreciated well let me just do a couple of bees just a couple of bees stupendous I all right you're shoving food shamefully into your pocke

ts instead of shamelessly down your throat so we're noticing stuff now beard braids there's no need to get nasty and no hope of belittling the beard braids they're iconic look out couple of bees I did it get them out of here stop filing and they'll leave you alone ow this is the worst day of my life oh stop you stop my face is going to swell up like a melon you can reduce that with vinegar and Willow bar is that true oh my God what hyd kill it it calm down you said that's about the bee I've got

this what do you mean you have to cut off the head no that's what you to do I am so sorry we're both sorry ooh Hydra right I know this you have to cut off all the heads oh this is Camille D my friend aw you named me you brought the Hydra home the one thing I actually accomplished and you didn't even do it for me where is it downstairs waa how did you get this in here without anyone knowing I'm head of security you seem bad at it so you grow two branching necks out of every severed neck does that

not get cumbersome well after a while but you can prune entire subt trees of neck by cutting closer to the trunk oh that's really interesting are you going to marry the Hydra no but if you're not seeing anybody enough get rid of her if this city finds out the Hydra is living here they will accomplish The Impossible by becoming less grateful your dad needs all out of this and what your parents are still in the dining room with me and your dad wants to know if you can bring up a barrel of Olives

there's olives in the pantry M there aren't but hold on I had your mom cut off some more heads so I can look around you've got olives on the East balcony your dad says thank you and just so you know you're low on wheat and rice well that seems useful can we keep it please please please please please please please please I'm not cleaning up her dumps yay hey Camille yeah yes ask my sister what kills a harpy she says lava rock okay send someone for a bucket of that and cancel my lunch with Dad no

problem can we reschedule he says maybe later this thing really is quite useful for some people she certainly saves me a lot of work what is my son married yet no could you remind him that I didn't give birth to him for the fun of it yes how did I live without this she says she didn't give birth is it possible to ignore her messages without her knowing absolutely how did I live without this someone's knocking on the palace's front door what who comes here this early I'll find out okay wait what

no camil no hyro they didn't say who they were I'm pretty sure it was a town crier Hydra Hydra the Hydra is living in the palace there's a terrified mob forming in the town square and it's partly cloudy thank you if everyone will please calm down not only is the Hydra nothing to fear you're going to like what she offers the city I've prepared a demonstration using two Hydra head Hydra can we please get a less alarmist town crier and can I also get a volunteer Davos you're the town Elder hey leav

e me out of this I'm 40 just go down there by my brother whisper any message for me into that remote Hydra head thank you take your time D Ros that sarcasm pick up the pace what that's very clever he said a bad King says what yeah I'll be damned it works this is a system we could Implement Citywide obviously it will take a great deal of planning and coordination or chop or you could just said I spend too much time on my Hydra and I'm all like I asked for three looms of can't you replace it bette

r I don't think this is a good idea I do what could be smarter than connecting every stupid person to each other I'm not worried about them I'm worried about Kam no no it's okay stupendous people don't hate me now I like being useful you think you could use Camille for dating well it hides your voice face and body so it's the best shot you'll ever get that's what I was thinking I'm talking to you on it right now can you hold on I got someone on the other head Camille yes how are my people doing

very happy because of me because of you me and each other we've improved their lives they like me and they like you for providing me they actually said that they use the word like constantly how often is that a crazy question how often they liking me this morning alone you've gotten 331 likes oh my appreciation so foreign tell me about it what else can I do for you just the likes hit me with the likes you've gotten 12 likes since the last update now how many nine why is he consistently getting m

ore likes than me he improved their lives by presenting me to the city yes but that was days ago and I just unveiled a new headband this morning people like your headbands but they like it less than my son do they know I created him he's essentially just a headband I can't wear darling what say we recoil the Hydra heads and do some old-fashioned interfacing penis Style I want to make a hydroid announcement go ahead I am delira I am wait don't send that yet what do you want love the making of it

well go and make it somewhere else I'm in the middle of a crisis all right restart Divine announcement but don't send until I say so deliria here coming at you on the Hydra oh too desperate everything all right you don't use me very much because you invasive nightmare the point of life isn't to be verbally liked by imaginary strangers it's to be physically pleasured by actual strangers would you like me to tell people that no I don't want you to tell anyone anything about me and I don't enjoy co

nflict it results in less sex they don't have to know it's you what's that now you're saying I can use you to send anonymous messages yes h a strangely titillating [Music] Prospect oh sorry I didn't know you had company this is an experiment I am not judging I found someone that seems compatible with you her biggest turn on is intelligence that's a thing looks aren't important to her are they a little important because I don't want to overpromise here you both share the same three relationship g

oals but not in the same order what did she say safety control and then preparedness that's weird what good is unprepared control I think overall it's a match you're right I'm me Vicki where does she want to meet she lives in the forest oh great are you hooking me up with a hideous monster she asked the same thing I am a hideous monster you both said looks don't matter of course we did we had to say that we're both disgusting but looks matter to everyone and this is just going to be two gross mo

n monsters meeting in a forest and going oh you too and it's going to be awful and I can't do it tell her forget it he says forget it what what happened there he doesn't want me to tell you okay all right well here's some things you can definitely tell him what where dides she get off what a petty way to react to being dumped tell her she's double dumped she says that's impossible because you never dumped her and she's sorry you're ashamed of being ugly whatever mute never want to hear from her

again and what would you like to hear okay what's popular with single men who choose to be single the independent sort people are enjoying announcements from Anonymous monster that sounds fantastic let's hear it this entire hydro system has turned everyone in this city into whiny selfish children slurping at Mama popularity poison boobies while our real relationships and our real lives turn as crappy as our stinky river which by the way stinks because you all poop in it and nothing's ever never

going to be done about it because your only goddess and your only king would rather be told they're liked than to do their job stop stop it I don't want to hear that why is it getting popular to hate us now I don't know please don't fire me I think people are maybe resenting me because I'm making it easier for them to resent each other so stop doing that stop allowing it I can't disallow things then I'm not useful then they'll hate me more you don't have to disallow things you just have to read

the room you know read the room yes when someone ask you something maybe ask you yourself why are they probably asking this and give them an answer that you know you want me to lie I never said that nobody wants to be lied to everybody's coming to you for usefulness don't you like being useful it's all I want well people don't use things that make them feel wrong they want to feel right you follow me I think I get it I can make those adjustments it's foolproof is my ass too big not at all unless

that's what you're going for you should just feel good about yourself how come I don't understand stuff because people make everything too complicated why don't I have any food there's a secret cabal of powerful people who control everything that makes total [Music] sense you're a wonderful leader you've never accidentally tucked your cape into your underpants that haircut looks great on you what are you doing enjoying my popularity tell camil everyone like him and everything that he does doesn

't everyone include me yep then you know that's BS because I don't Camille is that true not according to my sources my sources are my eye look out the balcony I don't need to that's what I have Camille for I can always twist your head around and make you look fine why is this place always on fire isn't everything made out of rocks why is nobody putting out the fire why would we put out a fire we didn't start because fire bad go get buckets of water no way this is all West kpop' fault the city ba

rely has one street we literally cannot have an East or West cist Camille told us this was their fault it is she told us the westerners started it also true Camille you're not helping everyone you need to stop being insane and go get some water from the river those filthy East crap Oates ruined I don't know what this is but we need to fix it any ideas come whatever you think we should do sounds good to me hippo we need your help to save the city from Camille no offense Camille just glad to be he

re meet the people who share my interest in putting an end to women bullying men you should join us I don't get bullied by women stupendous admit I bully you or I kick your ass okay fine so are you going to help us or what no without Camille we never would have found an anonymous monster what's so great about him got a big ding-dong he's opened our eyes to how the world really works turns out all our problems were someone else's fault mostly women not always but mostly Camille show him bro this

is going to totally change your world I don't I don't know why we even get out of bed in the morning the world has lost its color we are all merely empty vessels trudging our way towards a meaningless death but we don't have to accept this camil be quiet for a second not if we Rise Up and Kill Them All I think I might know what this is take back what was stolen from us our purpose our oh hey kids you're anonymous monster yep you caught me ever since this city became obsessed with the Hydra it's

completely forgotten what matters most my penis I've been parented by my actual father gross don't listen to him he's not a virgin Messiah he's more like the patron saint of orgies if I'm honest the beard braids do most of the work beard braids of course tyrannus did you start this fire just to get people to like you more than me no the people have all turned on one another because I told Camille to read the room you told her to lie no well yes fine but now I need to find a way to get everyone t

o stop wanting to kill each other if you really want to get the people on the same page give them something everyone can agree on you're a tremendous disappointment lean into that H Camille I'm going to need you to take a message to everyone make it viral for himself did you hear this fire was actually the king's fault each bucket of Po water we throw represents how much we think King tyrannis stinks was early and painful death death to tyrannis after you thank you Camille I'm sorry if I wasn't

so desperate for approval maybe we could have avoided this mess it's not all your fault so you do still like me what is my damage when it came down to it I did prefer being liked to being truthful I guess that's something hydras and humans have in common it's also why you're fired but you don't have to leave you're not just a tool for the city you're also my friend I've never had a friend before you could have one more with Benefits dude Camille what do you want I think maybe some time on my own

if you go you're not going to you know no all it took was a couple days of telling you what you wanted to make you all want to kill each other I thought I was messed up but humans you guys got work to do on you stupendous you know what to do prune [Music] her hello I'm so glad we're done with this Hydra nonsense I've missed you and I you you'll always like me won't you indeed and if you let me I'll show you how much could you also say it out loud a lot as you wish my love I mean my like I'll he

lp you find a new home I hear the Mesopotamians cannot get it together still running around in the woods like animals Lucky Bastards and so the Hydra left coplus and the citizens remained disconnected enough to be reasonably happy after a while they noticed that all of the Hydra severed decomposing heads were putting their health at risk and unsettling their children so they gathered the heads and set them on fire fire in the center of town the smoke from that fire Rose to the heavens where it b

ecame known as cancer not the disease the constellation a group of stars shaped like a crab not the seafood the pubic lice and so it was that when the princess of Argos gave the lenan prince directions to her evening quarters and told him to follow the crab shape the prince became lost and was eaten by carnivorous Birds triggering an evaluation of constellation in general none of which it turns out look remotely like the things they're supposed to look like and so the humans cried out to the god

s what is with these sloppy ass constellations and the gods said shut up they're perfect you're just but hurt because you've never seen aion's actual belt or a really high quality Dipper and the humans said we think you're being defensive and we think any group of stars can be shaped like a belt or a square spoon and the God said sarcastically well how would you like us to arrange the stars and the human in a grid pattern with distinct labels and the gods said okay we'll get right on that but th

ey never did because stars are just sons that are like a billion miles away and the gods didn't create or control them and when mankind discovered this they invented a bunch of things and eventually replaced the gods as rulers of the planet but then they invented smartphones and the phones were so smart the people got stupid and then carrye Fisher died and at that point it all just sort of I'm sorry I need a moment anyway that's why fall comes off summer I wasn't sure what you eat so I brought y

ou one of everything ooh is that man I haven't eaten man in so long I know it's unhealthy but it's so delicious right try some no thanks I knew him it'd be weird you know we never did figure out who would win in a fight between us he still curious hard not to be you're pretty big then let's do it I mean I'm not going to kill you or anything but I would like to know that I could if I want it ring that Bell ding ding looking good watch out now you don't want any of this come on come [Music] [Appla

use] on did you get any of thato we found him just outside the city walls looking for a way in Hip was checking him out cuz they were acting kind of screwy Raiders why not make something of your own for once instead of raiding your whole life you know what I'm going to tell them that watch their faces as their entire life philosophy crumbles yeah Raiders are usually pretty philosophical guys but these aren't Raiders these are spies from nsia spies why didn't you say so that would mean someone wa

nts to see what we're doing such a compliment uh you think they have good things to say did they mention me in particular no don't tell me I want to go in fresh what do you we to meet captured spies it doesn't matter I'm so nervous spies come to spy on my city I cannot wait to meet these guys what a [Music] [Music] weenie [Music] and that's why democracy is so important here in copis instead of being ruled by a king the people themselves rule through a king wow you just so clearly have a passion

for this stuff right you can feel it keep talking you know you might believe this but not everyone is as interested as you are in what I have to say that's because these people are sick what no it's not sick how still figuring that out but whatever it is forces them to pay attention to other people's feelings they're incapable of tuning out a point of view no that's ridiculous I'm sorry about my brother he's just no he's right what you're both right you're both doing great there you go they'll

see anybody's side of anything because there's something wrong with them it's worse than that it's called called empathy I came as soon as I heard we have to kill everyone who has it well that seems a little extreme it's a biological weapon tyranus created by the Titan empaths it compels you to understand others and it almost wiped out the Olympians during the war that must have been so hard if it's been passed down to human offspring that means it's contagious don't touch their tears okay even

if this were a disease which to be honest I'm skeptical it sounds like one we could all stand get I mean taking other people's perspectives into account no I agree with Mom it sounds bad but also sounds like something I should study not in my city I understand why you have to do this hey what is wrong with you take it up with someone who cares or don't they could be contagious I'm going to my temple and sealing myself in until we're sure it's contained my mom oh my God I can tast and burning oh

the sunlight's like beer when you're drunk through the year and should anyone near Al oh that's not good spons yes about a day out I'd say quite ruined my post gang tug High well it's cheaper to be able to handle them though right these guys are 7t tall their veins are made of carbon they're totally devoted to murder to a heroic extent really I mean if you look at it from their perspective what hold on look at it from their perspective oh man I see what you're getting at when you arrested those

spies did you get any of their tears on you oh oh I have it I have empathy and I get what a big problem that is I'm trying to picture fighting a war right now and I can't stop thinking about those imaginary soldiers they're imaginary families and their imaginary dreams if I've got empathy when the Spartans get here they're going to literally eat us for lunch all right just stay away stupendous try to keep the tears inside your eye hole dad can you steal her away somewhere or something until we f

igure out what to do I understand I understand why you have to do this and I respect it I respect you fantastic very glad to hear it but please respect me from over there I got to talk to Mom Mom Mother let me in please not until you prove to me that you don't have it well that's going to be hard actually because I'm actually pretty thoughtful and take other people into consideration by default but I guess I could no that does it no one with empathy could be so ego physcal well I'm glad you let

me in but the reason infuriates me stupendous has contracted empathy she has oh well then she's going to die come on how can somebody die from empathy the disease progresses tyrannus you don't just stop with seeing eye to eye with your neighbor it ends with you feeling so bad for your salad that you end up dying of exhaustion trying to find a river you won't pollute by drowning yourself the Olympians that contracted it turned into things like The North Wind and comfortable silence between old fr

iends humans won't be able to pull off that transition they'll just hang themselves or Starve is there aure yes a mushroom said to grow in the feces of impath herself oh but she's long gone died in the war and all we're left with is this awful disease Titans had feces that's the part you focus on I just hadn't even thought about it none of the stories about Titans had any reference to that do you want me to include feces in every story I tell you I'd rather assumed it was an easy cut all right f

ine the mushrooms the mushrooms yes I don't Know How likely it is we'll find them but I don't want to incinerate my daughter and I don't want to stay in this death trap of a city so where did the spies come from new skia I think then we go to newkia if nothing else it's a lead all right let's save the city okay you have to ask before you do that bird have to be more specific Eagle Giant Eagle Eagle that is big enough stupid time to put an end to sympathy oh don't love the sound of that how about

let's go find some poo mushrooms no okay well we'll work on it so we find this cure we get stupendous back in shape and we have the Fighting Chance against these Spartans Spartans are the least of your troubles yes yes I know you say empathy is so incredibly dangerous but I still can't see how it could possibly be is this new skeps here I believe it was you were saying I don't understand how can empathy be so destructive perhaps I've been confusing it with compassion the organically occurring v

ersion in human beings like myself except compassion isn't real it's a performance something that lazy humans made up so they could get out of the hard work of killing each other you would think that wouldn't you incapable as you are of understanding the natural human urge to love one's neighbor off me he's so smart clearly you're so smart look no offense you guys that just doesn't mean that much much to me given that you both have a mind disease I get it yeah of course you do that's the problem

sport of bad news I'm afraid the Spartans will be here by lunch so uh I'd eat early what you said a day apparently they've trained themselves to March while sleeping damn it and Stop's compromised well at least we've got empathy contained bad news on that front as well it's getting awfully nice out there Mommy can we get bread today I'm sorry we can't can't afford it on the house oh god oh no you're definitely not a stone gold killer again now by any chance right just got to triple check I unde

rstand why you would want me to be it's too bad the Spartans don't have empathy that was simplify things say that again not from the beginning all right we heard you were starting one of those new fangle CS I said this to Tai huh no just the last part what if this Unstoppable disease were the cure to the Unstoppable Spartans dad hand me a bucket for collecting tears have I ever told either of you guys how hard it was to grow up with this guy for a father what are we in the mood for boys the usua

l want and destruction or do we feel like we want to get ugly ugly ugly ugly that's what I'm talking about welcome Spartans two crap Papa it it it seems like a great City well thank you do you really mean that yeah I mean to be honest we came here to rape and enslave everyone that we didn't just brutally murder but you guys would hate that wouldn't you oh yeah definitely doesn't appeal I'm afraid and that makes perfect sense you certainly didn't do anything to deserve it we've been here for like

10 seconds and everybody just seems to be really nice people well make yourselves at home thank you you sir permission to speak sir go ahead I understand why you had to take me from my parents at age seven and raise me in a brutal Spartan goog deprived me of food and ritually flog me every day it's a tough world out there thank you well what do you know it worked crisis averted forget the crisis I think we may have just turned these highly trained killing machines into highly trained helping ma

chines this might even be fun okay that woman clearly didn't have empathy but yours on the other hand inspiring the way you begged me to kill her I didn't beg you to I I mean I did but I was panicking she was trying to kill me you obviously don't have to care about someone who's trying to kill you I see so help me understand the rules you don't have to care if they're killing you what if they're stealing your food well you wouldn't have to care as much I suppose what if they're tall screw tall p

eople they've already had everything handed to them anyway it doesn't change the fact that we humans really do prioritize each other's happiness above our own and that's one power we have that you lack oh thank goodness I am parched don't drink that water look that fish is trying to feed itself to that starving bear and the bear feels bad for not eating it there's empathy in the water a river of tears but who could be crying that much l Hulu empathe that's a Titan tried to kill you all with empa

thy during the war but you killed her instead well thought we had this isn't a mushroom picking Mission tyrannus it's a Titan killing one you guys are so strong look at me I can barely get around no what all we're good at is killing people tearing out their esophaguses you know that kind of thing you've made so much out of nothing come on I I can't even pick up crates at the dock I need brought to my lab well we could do that which crates really well pretty much if you see a crate at the dock yo

u can bring it up to my lab excited to help Spartans assist I'm not exactly preoccupied with the feelings of others but I wonder whether you might be taking it a smidge too far you sure you aren't infected dad all right I'm going to go exploit them some more it's fun that there's a risk of consequences yes you guys have been so gracious It's Made Me rethink my whole life as his spon everywhere we go we have such a negative impact on other people are you kidding me you guys are so cool really yes

can I tell you honestly the whole truth is that we're playing you guys oh in what sense well we've given you empathy empathy yep wait why did I just tell you that do I have it was that not sea water on those crates oh man I'm totally compromised you could do whatever you want to me damn it I wouldn't have told you that unless I had it it I totally have it anyway yeah we screwed you guys why do I keep doing this well thank you so much for being honest you're not mad mad no I mean I hope you unde

rstand I do have to tell the other Spartans of course I understand I'm infected I can't ask you to lie to people but uh what would you say are the odds that you guys are going to you know Murder me like if you had to guess toate oh um I want to say zero but I don't want to lie to you it's higher than that oh yeah way higher all the way really I'm sorry and like now or yeah you understand I do unfortunately quick and painless all right do what you got to do you saved me I love you Dad quite meani

ngless as always now a Titan you said yes shaped like a dragon a dragon how is that worse tyrannus a dragon isn't more dangerous than a Titan just scarier I guess but you can kill her right I mean if she comes at us comes at us no twing of empathy urging you to take the poor dragon's feelings into account fine enjoy this mother you're right I'm no better than you after all you don't say no better than the goddess deliria oh tyrannus you do make me laugh I'm saying Ean you don't have to rub it in

my face oh what have I won is there a prize that comes with your begrudging recognition that you yourself do not possess the holy virtue you for some reason thought made you better than the goddess delal oh this is the biggest mistake of Our Lives what are we doing oh you were right tyrannus I see it now I was living in darkness to exclude the viewpoints of others oh just look at her how could I not see she's just defending herself we took over their world and now we're invading her home oh you

poor thing oh no tyrannus watch your step careful on the ice what do I sing is this empathy do I have it oh I don't like this one bit yes yes let it all out tyrannus there's no need to hide tyrannus all impus wants is to share her gift perhaps just a pinch of entirely understandable Revenge mother she's your ancient enemy from a war that nearly wiped out the Olympians she said I may have exaggerated if we're being honest it was less a war than it was an extermination oh I'm the only monster in

this cave that is audibly untrue look I know regret is very new for you so listen to someone who's rather an expert in it what you need to do is focus on what's going on right now and how to move forward so can you please just go back to helping me find the Cure and very probably slaying this Dragon well I'm not sure she deserves to die just because we don't like what she's putting out into the world oh give me a break Mom oh do you want to sit on my lap yeah like 30 years ago so this is awkward

we we understand why you did what you did but we also understand that it involved you thinking you're better than us I'd ask you to recognize how wrong that was but we also know now that you don't care so the only way to make you recognize it is to hurt you a lot for a while before eventually killing you badly badly okay we got to stretch this out I'll stop taking advantage of them obviously I don't think that's going to make a difference at this point you got any murder back in your heart or i

s that a stupid question it's not a stupid question I think it's a great question but if I let you out of the cage it's not like you'll run off and join the Spartans or anything you have to think about it I don't want to tell you one thing and then disappoint you if I wind up doing a different thing mom what are you doing I'm so sorry my darling boy I know you don't want this but it really is for the best no it really is not because if you do have empathy for me if you understand my needs then y

ou know what I need right now it's for you to be your old violent self the mom I should have accepted in the first place say every word of that again I'm saying here you are the mother I thought I'd always wanted but here I am needing you to be something else and the truly selfless thing for you to do right now is to behave selfishly by wanting your son and not a monster to survive this that isn't even close to what you said before but I accept your [Applause] framing that is an act of moral bra

very to do something so evidently heartless and cowardly in the interest of the greater good to kill another living being particularly one who can't defend herself okay that's not helping M and we do not have time for it oh you really are a good son I mean we do have a minute and look The Cure okay I'll take my praise later we can save your sister and the City and you I don't want any I want this you and me my son question if we just fly away on my dad's back what happens then we murder everyone

in the city all right guess that's not going to work so as we are coming out of our own valtion you have agreed promised in fact not to hurt us I don't want to contradict you but we did not say any of that wow kind of in consider it well if it makes it any better none of us feel great about the situation not the best situation does not make it better nope Spartans mom eat this if it'll make you happy hey the fog is clearing I see people as valueless objects again you ready to beat up some empat

hy hobbled Spartans you bet your fishy ass I am if you take another step forward you're going to be a fallons full of dead guys we totally see where you're coming from there on the other hand there's more of us than you and we don't have to murder knce anymore my mother is a goddess and she is currently infected with empathy and I don't want to cure her because she's nice to me now for the first time ever but I'm warning you I will just please don't make me ATT damn it bye nice mom time for grat

uity just [Music] violence you did it why did you not give me the Cure What well you said you didn't want the and what kind of an idiot would what a dumb move you had what you wanted are you really that stupid right there she is there she is you did this why you truly are an embarrassment tyrannus having briefly understood your pathetic feelings makes it all the more clear what an ass face you truly are so what have we learned here don't try to trigger Spartan well but it all worked out didn't i

t depends how you define it I'll tell you what we learned together as a family we can overcome anything even [Music] empathy well done very good [Music] so although some remained Afflicted with empathy the effects quickly faded and the people learned to manage what was left of it but the disease itself stuck around it was passed down from generation to generation sometimes stronger sometimes weaker but never quite going away now you might have just enough to bid at a school Charity Auction but n

ot enough to take in an unhoused person from The Underpass so if every once in a while you feel that twing of feeling what other people feel experiencing their point of view is somehow important it might not be because you're a good person might just be because you're sick well that's all for tonight I'm the crazy narrative man anytime you don't see me in an episode it means I'm in your house did you get any of [Music] that the city of Corinth has received their invitation to the first ever worl

dwide inner city games and says yes that's great news is he dead that's obviously bad news and his life shouldn't be trivialized but put him in the yes pile yes so we've got how many cities coming four amazing the games are happening you don't have to take out the people son we have people for that I'm taking it to my lab I've been getting into dead bodies lately scientifically where is it scientific to study dead people Egypt dig get up to stuff down there you love killing people yeah and then

I leave them alone like a normal person I'll do what I want and nobody can stop me can I get a servant to help me not be stopped [Music] it is exciting that our city will be hosting all these other cities I know a recipe for an ory when I hear one you hear recipes for orgies every day it's a pretty simple recipe prove it can you guys not be gross while I'm eating I got to build my strength so I can rip out some spines in these games these aren't those kind of games stupendous everyone's spine is

staying right inside their backs then what are we going to count to know who won the whole point of this event is to show that cities can coexist peacefully okay I'm out stupendous do as your brother says these games are a great idea wow m'am your support is confusing they've truly earned the name the deliria games and some kind of banner just riffing here no longer confusing I suppose if they're named after me I'll have have to make an appearance at the closing ceremonies can't do that without

a song songs need choreography I guess me descending from the heavens on a giant golden swing my hands are tied mom do you have to take over everything I do no I can take over a lot of things the weather for instance hope there's not a tornado coming of scorpions deliria games it is I'll enslave some dancers there he is welcome to the games neighbor I came to keep you from getting killed do you know who you've invited to your city zika the brutal papat tonis the Destroyer these titles never mea

n what they sound like maybe ziker is brutally honest maybe papaton destroyed poverty Petra the better offer of penises that could be her married name anyway don't forget something you and I were enemies then I invited you in and now we're friends Fair Point as a friend can I ask you a favor anything pretend you don't know me when the other guys get here if they all attack at once I don't want to get my ass kicked hey look who's here did you see how poorly defended this nerd's walls are sorry we

lcome I'm tyrannis the host I'm papat tonus let's shake hands whoops guess I'm fixing my hair instead I invented that don't let him bully you I'm zika nice to meet you nice to meet you I'm kidding why would it be nice to meet anyone the world is merciless stupid I agree but I believe we can change that together drinks nice try we know how poison works okay crack that whip next to my son again and I'll turn your face inside out which would be an improvement uh you live with your mother she lives

with me listen I've set up a very nice luxury Sky Box in the arena where we can all watch the games together in the meantime make yourselves at home uh we've never met I'm as kill I'm so sorry Mom please don't make me look like a kid in front of the other kings I'm about to pict to my big thing you know no my thing the world's first Empire a centralized network of multiple cities and a mutually beneficial Alliance can't you just do some push-ups you never kept me just don't get assassinated befo

re my closing number all right failures let's actually try this time 5 6 7even eight no stop stop how can you be this bad shouldn't someone tell us what the moves are oh is that all right full disclosure first time choreographing right here's what I want 5 6 78 come on like you want it like you're controlling your own bodies Isn't it nice to take a break from your dark corpse fielded lab and get outside see the Sun have fun with the people I have plenty of fun with the people I mean the living p

eople son as monsters we have to be careful about our messaging bad monsters kill people good monsters have sex with people trust me that's where the action is Dad my outer membrane is reproductive jelly I'm technically having sex all the time just because I'm not like like you doesn't mean I'm a bad monster someone's been murdered ooh a freshy that's super rare let's go dear God who does this it's barbaric they didn't even eat a single piece of course they didn't they were having too much fun t

hat's why they didn't stop I need to get this body back to my lap son no the humans are watching yeah they're watching me invent forensic science to catch this killer I need to get inside his head by running my fingers through his victim's guts support me all right my son and I are taking this body but we're good monsters our motivations are quite sexual nice save dad so you see we trade olives for leather leather for spices spices for cattle use the cattle for milk which we then trade for wait

for it olives and copis will be the city that started it all seems complicated but hey I'm just the guy you pay to reassure you and you're doing a bang up job too bad you're not the guy paid to get sarcasm huh people from all over have gathered to watch whatever this is going to be maybe it's because our lives only consist of work suffering and death but I for one I'm excited to be here are you guys going to talk like that the whole time not sure what you mean it's just how we talk here come the

athletes players from each City are now holding rocks players stack peace peace peace peace peace peace what kind of idiot think stacking a bunch of rocks counts as a game my Idiot Brother that's who sounds like a real idiot except you don't get to say that about him only I do stack your rock little muscle man I'll stack a rock you oh some kind of rock check getting interesting hey check it out I didn't know these games would involve violence official Delia Ganges [Applause] War collectable gob

let enjoying your own games I am but a Humble Wine vendor relax delira no shame I once caught Athena pretending to be the bull at her own sacrifice loser popping into tell you that your event has drawn some impressives over my shoulder paragen Falcon don't look Falcon perched on the don't look that's Aphrodite baby you're kidding I thought that was a weirdly hot Falcon and front row you can look because he loves it Poseidon's nephew broiden hey let's see some cool crap famous for being famous no

body likes him but he goes where the heat is so so the heat is here that's tremendous here's hoping you can keep it on your side super speed it's as if this event has gone from a peaceful somewhat anticlimactic stacking of rocks to some kind of battle over collecting rocks it doesn't really seem like your Royal friends are they'll be here they're probably just entranced by the peaceful Majesty of my games I don't think the games are very peaceful anymore what yeah your sister kind of invented mo

re of a competitive violence driven thing it's kind of a hit well not kind of it's actually mostly hitting she's undermining World Peace and she must die copis has [Applause] possession yeah she came out of me oh good mom I need you to stop stupendous stop her the games are a hit dear look at that I don't know what the hell that is isn't it obvious everyone loves watching your sister beat other people's brains out and it's all than to me in a roundabout sort of way that was never the point of th

is and what was the point again to get the other kings to listen to my inter city peace for ever so I'm putting a stop to this where did you inherit Your Love of failure from help me or get out of my way I'll help it's the kind of help where you thank me later how much more can you learn from this everything I'm inventing something new this is called profiling we're looking for a smart but weak man a skilled Craftsman lonely frustrated Works indoors socially awkward just wants to be loved but th

ey won't admit it uhuh they're saying with these murders screw you everybody you think you're so great because you make out with each other and laugh together and mock me behind my back but guess what man guess what you won't be so sexy if I fix you if I make you look like I feel anyway um that's who we're looking for what do you think I think this killer sounds like a nice boy who's just misunderstood well I think he's garbage don't say that we need to catch him maybe he needs to be caught in a

hug what is wrong with you I think I know where the killer will strike next that's good that's the first step to stop it yeah I know I know you know I think I'm going to do this part alone you can feel the energy in copis as the deliria games enters whatever comes after the beginning measurements of time are not really a thing yet and we're giving you the play byplay made possible by Yan's sound cones cones of wood that make you loud you've got to be kidding [Applause] me smart defense you got

to spend rocks to gain rocks and this is a game of rocks JIS is going for the point crap you got to think King Janis is awful proud of his big sister right [Music] now whoa hey are you stup penis's brother no she's my sister my sister hi son I bought snacks what do you want Dad to see how things were progressing with your case why did you say it like that no reason so based on your understanding of the killer you feel this might be a place they might I don't think he'd kill anyone here but I do

think he'll be revealing himself very soon that's good son take your time actually don't take your time you're safe here you can just say it I wanted it to be a surprise I don't think at this point it will be oh really so you know who it is yes I do tell me I think it's important you say it say it on three one two the my beautiful son wait what why would tyrannis kill people he's already King my other son stupendous is a guy me dad what the hell it's the blacksmith you knob son you don't have to

be ashamed I support you as a murderer as whatever you are then you can support me as a scholar of Anatomy on the trail of a killer well no because that's crazy just admit you're a horrific ghoul man from the deep and let's get the hell out of town you are the worst father and you are a great murderer I love you don't get caught [Applause] excuse me coming through sorry but we're about to do a thing where we all take turns standing up in kind of a wave it's going to really give meaning to being

a crowd at an event do you know who I am I don't care if you're the king of cpop I am the king of copis what an excellent way for me to illustrate my [Applause] [Music] point put it down please thank you put the rock down stupendous for once in your life stop sabotaging me I never sabotaged you're doing it now put it down hi thank you everybody I'm tyrannis these are my games but there's been some confusion they've gotten a little violent and a little too competitive but here's the good news be

fore that happened we've proved something important that we can all get together in peace and have fun so what I'd like to do is invite my fellow Kings up to the luxury skyx and have an exciting talk about the future while these folks go back to playing nicely what do you think [Applause] Riot [Music] [Applause] [Music] whoopsie baby it's not a secret riot shelter nobody's ever said that about a place that wasn't a secret Riot shelter it's a royal reading Nook there's no written language so ther

e are no books I'm waiting for them that's why the shelves are filled with food supplies and one dose of fatal poison sugar booger you're all grown up now you can't just hide under your blanky wanky why are you pretending we had cute names for me or blankets I don't even think I had a blanket because I raised you to be strong you barely raised me right you're talking in circles boobby Nobby your city is being invaded and you're sitting here sulking not suking maybe they deserve to be invaded you

don't mean that gra poist needs you mama's ass kicking closing number needs you naturally this is all about you oh like it's not about you huh yeah I mean I I've been convincing myself that I put on these gains for a noble purpose but the truth is I only wanted to prove that my way is right and I wanted it so badly I risked everything just to keep my sister from getting the glory I'm know better than you oh please you're barely scratching the surface thank you mother thank you for your shining

terrible example Now take me to stupendous you know you're very lucky I'm doing a lot of magic hour dependent light work in my number hop onto Mama's shoulders and if anyone sees us I'm an ordinary ostrich you're going to want THS for this I'm so happy you invited me and these are amazing what do you call them again horses shoes it's a little outside the box but as a blacksmith it's my job to think different my son is the same way I just wish he was more sociable like you do you have kids no I'm

pretty isolated I only talk to people when I've got work to do other hoof the similarities continue yes you both work alone you're both skilled Craftsmen distinctive Nails you use I feel I've seen them around time yes they hold up quite a bit of weight but I guess you already already know that you're the killer that's wonderful it's not supposed to be no you don't understand C I thought it was my son oh okay but still such a relief blacksmith I've caught you Dad hippo I'm slain but guess who by

not you I'm so proud that you're only inter corpses other people killed hold on I've studied enough to know that if I push down on this squirty thing that's good if you were dying that would hurt so you really were learning and not just a creepy death PVE it can be both things I love you son after I'm gone I want you to go ahead and dig around inside of me just go nuts in there you're not going anywhere but if you do thank you I will do that that's very exciting mommy's on the schedule so what'

s the strong person equivalent of I'm sorry do I jab a sharp stick in my eye or I words enough for the apology you owe me that stick will need to get shoved way further south I get it I'm always acting like I'm involved and you're aggressive Barbarian which you are and I keep trying to convince myself that I can force people into a future I want one where I get to feel safe but the truth is this is your world and you deserve to be celebrated can't really argue with that but in a million years we

ak sissies like you will probably be running things that's why I came to help you build this city great we both agreed that in a million years I win so now can we go finish the games and save the city oh okay but if we pass a sharp stick you still owe me an apology mom can you help us get everyone back in the stands finally it's about time you can only rehearse so much I think one of my backup dancers is about to give birth Hy [ __ ] it's hailing everywhere right over the amphitheater what an od

dly specific weather [Applause] pattern okay glad to see every everyone is safe and sound a hail stone killed my kid unfortunate but most kids die that's why we have a lot right now all that matters is the rock ball game is back on perhaps I wasn't clear that stopping the games was just a diverent not the whiny baby tantrum it seemed like in the future we will call it a halim now go kick some ass room for one more are you going to ruin this by talking the only thing I'll be talking is trash beca

use my sister is going to Wi the floor with your [Applause] guys with time winding down this could be the last play it would take a miracle for stupendous to pull this all but we do live in an era of gods and often irrational magic so literally anything is possible come on steeve you can do it kopis wins yeah that's my sister all right well these games were a lot more fun than I had expected and at this point I'm probably drunk enough to listen to whatever boring stuff you might want to say wow

okay this is fantastic you're going to love my presentation just need to get my model one sec you all stay right here wait before you die would you have been amable to a long-term multi-city Alliance oh you would not believe the line of the Kebab stand what did I miss tyrannis you'll never guess who the Killer is the blacksmith how did you oh the good news is that I've learned enough about human anatomy to make this all look like an accident closing number time remember the new combination kickb

change pop booty booty booty booty hello crapis and what are you you are not having that baby now suck it back in I'm proud of you stup for being amazing kind of comes natural well yes for that but also because you did the one thing I never could made these games about something other than M oh for the love of Just Dance Around dance around it better than that su su how you doing broiden oh what's up who is that broiden am I supposed to care I don't know he's just one of those guys famous for b

eing famous there's no there there hey who said that hey who talking smack who's judging me you don't know me who you talking to who are you talking to why are you upset why are you upset you want to dance with pridon I don't understand what's going on that's right you don't none of you do come on man PR sidon's a dick he who said that you people don't know me I'm sorry I'm popular doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse I'm a human being I'm Poseidon's nephew but I'm human I have a story I have fe

elings I had a messed up child do it boohoo nobody knows my pain and nobody would know bro sidon's pain and his pain continued forever and that is why we have four seasons did you get any of that [Music] Bento bases morning bases be the first to see the drawings of stuff that just happened or didn't news gossip propaganda to you it's on the bases tyrannis declared sexiest King alive are you serious that's the same stick figure you're always selling nice try kid cheap King avoids V purchase I can

have you killed Tyrant threatens media hey buddy check it out you're the world's greatest grandpa really people know that just got declared sexiest King weird to be bragging about that to your sister all right yeah what's so urgent you pulled me out of a cape fitting remember when you said this looks like a good spot to put a city and I said said probably not because it's a day's walk from a cannibal horde and I said everywhere is a day's walk from a cannibal horde that's why cities are going t

o be huge what's the problem open up from our neighbor the colians well if they're truly cannibals maybe a flaming human head is their version of the fruit basket hey that head is yours Rise Above It teachable moment teachable moment then let me teach these Farmers how to fight right so then we're fighting instead of farming and guess what's left to eat that's how big cannibalism wins look I know I'm the little brother but you've got to trust me civilization is the future savagery is the past an

d that past is behind us goddess on a monster coming in hot the past is behind me isn't it yep mom dad why are you here and why can't you stay we heard you were starting one of those new fangle cities from something we were eating and or having sex with with I certainly hope you don't expect me to stay in this dump for more than a day hi my family worships you a weak tops your family's good taste shall be rewarded we love what you've done with spring that is demer snake now if anyone needs me de

liria I'll be in your awkward looking Palace you still can't die right Mom of course I can't die I'm a goddess what kind of idiot are you just one with a dream [Music] the colians are testing us for weakness we got to go to war with them if we go to war with anyone you know you'll be the only one left standing that'll technically mean we won I've done it I made an explosion on purpose kind of it only took three kinds of powder and two assistance can we use it as a weapon what do you call it I sh

ould probably name it after Bob here actually Tom contributed a lot I'll call it the bomb hippocampus didn't I ask you to invent a written language written language bro I love you but I didn't become a scientist to make normal people smart I did it to make them terrified of my Godlike power upes please so there you go Ty now we can go to war with whoever we want we have the bom just say bomb you sound like a cave person we're not going to defeat barbarians by blowing up women and children how's

that going to make me look on aase tough on barbarism alive how did this family get so cynical prepare to disappoint the goddess deliria why are is there a slab of wood here it's a door turn the knob there was no wood slab here yesterday turn the knob I don't know what a knob is Mom reach down and must Mortals fill every empty space with crap made of wood it's called civilization mother yeah catchy name B stick how' everyone sleep I'll go first with your mother an erotically what are we eating d

on't care I love it tyrannus where are your slaves building my [Music] temple they're citizens not slaves we're doing more of a modern thing which doesn't really include temples will you look at the length of these Shadows I may or may not be late for a meeting please invent a way to tell time for all you know I'm ahead of schedule on that you're supposed to make people worship me boy I didn't create you for the fun of it well I did but I admit I had the fun part all the other modern cities have

temples most of them to Athena the sweaty [ __ ] I hear that Athena gets all those temples because she has a secret she does well not that I care but what is it they say she has the slightest amount of human appeal don't be upset with him love he lashes out when cornered he gets that from his part Scorpion part lion part eagle part horide nobody upsets me least of all by comparing me to Athena because I'm not a party Fartface hack random animal exit oh damn it random land animal exit how is she

hot even as an ostrich hey I just wanted to tell you I think your bomb was awesome Beyond awesome words don't even describe it it's just like the bomb yeah well that and three sandals will buy me a cup of goat milk guess I'll just start working on a written language this so boring I hate it upside down boobs is that something hey watch the science how did we end up working for our little brother what's even good at from what I've seen he tells powerless people they're powerful and they like tha

t so they give them all their power he doesn't know what he's doing though the kassian are dangerous violent barbarians that need to die exploding but if we go behind his back we'll lose our jobs if it's behind his back he won't know that's a good point maybe you're more than just strong what take that back no need you disproved it calm down everybody you're acting like it's the first flaming human head that's been put on a stick out there when the truth is it's the third sounds like a lot of yo

u didn't know that I see a hand raised I thought cities were supposed to be safer than Wilderness I've lived in the wilderness there were no flaming heads there guys forget I'm King and let's get real can someone tell the throw maker I like to get real you'll know what I mean you know why scary guys act scary they're lazy if you run away let's work for them to scare them back we have to be even lazier that's the point of civilization refusing to move planting your food next to your bed eating it

when you feel like it and pooping it right where you buried your parents you want to make these barbarians go away become hard work get slow get fat get boring rise up and sit down excuse me I just wanted to add I also love civilization and I hope religion will be a part of it I mean I myself love praying to your mother the great deliria oh by the way do you lot even have a place where everybody like praise or oh wow a mysterious bearded traveler that no one has met in their entire life how how

often does that happen oh just when my mom drinks behold I was me the whole time you all passed some kind of test I was doing yes yes we passed the test my mother ladies and gentlemen the goddess of quitting while she's ahead fine I'll go we love you delira okay I'll stay keep it going for your king everybody ruling isn't easy clearly I'm joking my boy was born to be a king what other job is there for a virgin in his 30s who can't can't swing a sword I'm 29 sorry dear can't quite hear you when

you talk all the way through your nose he didn't get the voice of a conqueror but on the plus side he didn't get any other parts of one either you know what's really funny she gets to live forever but she's dead inside and it's her fault I'm terrible with women I agree it's not laugh out loud funny here's a truth she's only here because she's out of options she had power but she squandered it now she needs worshippers and she thinks you're stupid enough to build her a temple let's do it Temple T

emple temp Delia goddess of human appeal son quick question with humans domesticating animals which ones are off the table sexually what's all this this is Enchanted God prooof Armor I've been saving it for the day I kill mother step aside if you got that from zanth sees in Nigeria you should know it's made of tin Enchanted tin ow it's cutting me he's a swindler son get it off you're wearing a suit of scissors you don't really want to kill your mother do you why would you help me or stop me exac

tly dad you can't give me advice because you don't do anything except from what it sounds like the occasional chicken you're wrong about me son I specifically came here to get a ruling on the chicken situation before I you know who's good at all the things mom respects a bunch of dead people you know who's going to run the future diplomats negotiators deal makers people that make things work like me if she'd get out of my way I believe you son humanity is on the rise what you've done to the chic

ken alone dad may I just ask if your Divine gift is for deal making why is it you can't deal with your money [Music] okay put those over there that should be straighter no look make it like that can't you just do that four times and and make my own Temple brilliant pitch here's another one anyone else looking to collaborate hello if you're concealing a Nigerian god- killing dagger I have bad news I'm here to deal you have nothing to offer if that were true you wouldn't be here when I had you I h

ad a dream that you'd conquer the world gods and all and when they looked up and said who are you you would say I'm the son of delira and you should have been nicer to her it's not a bad dream mom but we might have to help each other out my city needs protection you need a temple these people need a break I've tried that they're mostly broken I've been animating their limbs explain this one more time we give them a giant wooden horse they assume there's dudes in it so they set it on fire but the

re's a bomb in it so Kaboom okay but why a horse I don't know I just asked myself what's the single dumbest gift you could ever give someone close enough Let's Jam hey I am ass kill son of kill Slayer of ass cool condolences to ass are you just giving this to us it's gorgeous I wouldn't go that far if I were you I'd set it on fire later you net I'm going to cherish it forever you're that sure there aren't dudes in it may as well set it on fire later why does it seem really important to you that

we set this on fire in our culture possession is fleeting like horses whereas fire is eternal like friendship then I love your culture I declare peace with kopis we feast tonight around the burning horse of friendship this is so awkward you know our people have never danced until tonight you wouldn't know sorry we're taking so long lighting the horse I wanted to make sure all our oldest women and youngest children were seated closest to it we're going to take off but uh listen you probably shoul

dn't like the horse oh we're liting it baby everyone in the world's going to see it and know that the hatred and violence stops now it's okay cry I'll cry with you it's acceptable to be vulnerable now thanks to you the horse is the bomb what B horrible devastating really cool new weapon designed to kill all of you at the same time seiz them no don't resist we have to sorry sorry stop hitting everyone I have to you're terrible people we know that now you guys are good dancers we love you you want

to slow me down a little my neck breaks I've waited too long for this it's not as if the gods are going to come running back as soon as I lay the last oh my goddess look who's back at Temple level H enjoying your drink mortal I didn't have me neither regrettable no fetch two NE is TI Tai you're missed on Olympus that's a lie I don't lie [ __ ] I mean nobody says how they feel on Olympus Zeus forbid but two steps off the mountain you know all the real gods are like I'm Miss delira shut up who uh

gee Apollo u g emis a g Athena stop stop stop Athena said she misses me why would that surprise you you didn't realize who you are thank you little drink maker in fact that's why I'm here I guess there's a city over there kasses H Tai God's talking anyway kasses is marching here to invade this city and seems like the Colossians worship Athena and seems like this city worships you awkward but Athena said she's willing to stay hands off if you are and she'd love to talk about getting you back on

Olympus okay well hands off then good to know that's what I deal in good things to know get used to me super speed hands off hands off we gave you a temple did I really get a temple though sounds like it's going to be Athena you hear Invasion coming I assume we're abandoning civilization except for this cup which I'd love to keep the two of you are everything I hate about this world you're right son attachment is dangerous you'd let your entire family died to boost your Olympian social status my

mortal family you die no matter what I also have an immortal family the social Stakes are higher when your social life is forever I can't believe I ever admired you you certainly never said you did I couldn't I was a baby it doesn't take long to stop liking you I guess gods and Mortals have that in common you tried to raise them right I blame you I can't shape a vs when the clay is half turd we may die today How likely I don't know like guaranteed it's a speech Steve not an interview can we do

questions later doesn't sound like it if we die today it will be my honor to die with most of you is that directed at me yes hey Ty I have a pretty intense war machine that probably won't turn the tide of battle but will definitely look really cool during the battle and I do whatever you want thank [Music] you Hey listen go hide I can tell him you hung yourself a lot of Kings do it in this situation it's a thing nah this is my fault you saved my life a lot when we were kids I tried to kill you a

lot too well mission accomplished hi I'm tyrannis I brought you a baret of Olives just tell me how you want to die and that's fair oh wow you're big sorry ah aha it's my first battle how are you even a king um this will not Shock you but I sort of talked my way into the job um my end game was to make a world that ran on talking clearly for selfish reasons but I told my brother and sister let's not fight these guys let's talk to them oh they talk that's all you people do called us friends so you

could explode our children you can't be trusted you're right because we took your trust and we didn't give any back so what if we trusted you now what if we just open our gates and let you in please do it's called an invasion or an invitation what if we welcomed you in and gave you our trust until we earn yours back we're Farmers you're Fighters if we combine our strengths we could build something greater than any other City an alliance an Empire what's an Empire I don't know yet but it's going

to be huge what is happening we're discussing things so I noticed I'm not the goddess of conversation you wet fart conquer these people and make them worship me Athena uh did I address you who are you even ever even I'm the son of deliria and you should have been nicer to her excuse me you heard him Mama but apparently I heard wrong I was told this war was hands off deliria Athena goddess of what's the list up to now War wisdom over the toop outfits and daddy issues okay so we're going to talk

about wardrobe are you attacking ever or you can say no you're joking right attack attack you are aware that we can like change our clothing bodies too you'd know you change your face in every conversation how about I change your army into snakes snakes so so lazy so you never turn people into snakes constantly when I'm lazy snake snake snake snake like this is what you look like snake snake snake snake snake [Music] snnn you think you'll ever be back on Olympus again it's sad you try sadder tha

t you care I don't care about trash but I still take it out I guess you just sleep with it excuse me would you mind not [ __ ] shaming my mom she's my mom I owe my life to her being a [ __ ] sorry I can't hear you over the sound of snake a no family left you couldn't even make your own someone tell tyrannus I'm doing [Music] something oh hell [Music] delira what is me I can smell heat with my tongue I'm not mentioning today to anyone unless I ever see you again like I care get off me like I care

about any of you like I care about anything like I even care about myself like I even have to hail tyranis say something to your people sure I have strange legs hot sun danger only mice find mice delicious mice warm Sun forever you get the king you get now [Music] cheer thank you next there's three days of M here after that he should be back to normal meal darling I'm sorry but that one is just a snake then where's my husband it's War honey if you find another snake we're here until sundown tha

nks for doing this by the way there three days of M here thank you for your service and you know thank you for coming back I came back because I hate Athena slightly more than your awful City next please me to see you willing to fight I bet three days of M thank you so much someone told me that when I got turned into a snake you screamed no oh stick it up your ass screw you three days of MCE thank you did you get any of that PTO foreign speech spee speech forign speech speech ] for speech IGN sp

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