KUNG FU BOI 3: ADVENTURES

I'm fast as f#ck boi still fast as F#ck boi come get some hohoho Obi Wan: You are sweating Relax Take a deep breath Po: StaatS Just start without me Will catch up {tired} {fucken falling} Frank: Welcoom Bunny: Go Dragon Warrior Pig: Defend the Valley Dude: SHUT THE FU- UUUUP!! {perfect landing x1} {perfect landing x2} {perfect landing x3} {perfect landing x4} {perfect landing x5} {meme landing x6} Po: AaaA You guys aren't doint the dramatic pose, are you You guys, never underestimate the power o

f a Dramatic Entrance I've heard some masters who can win a fight by throwing open a door SheeeeSH Shish Sheeeeiiiieesh Sheeeeeeee {B O N K} {Shiishfu fucken died} Master Shiishfu Shiishfu: Dramatic Entrance? Po: Master Shiishfu Shiishfu: The Dragon Warrior Shiishfu: Is Shiishfu: Is Dragon Warrior {quite a shock huh?} {Crane agrees with me} Po: * the sound of thousand questions and thoughts in one scream * Shiishfu: {fucken dead x2} Po: * the sound of thousand questions and thoughts in one screa

m * [inner voice] * screams in pain * Po: EeE {casually lagging} {menacingly lagging} MeeM I mean, why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do Tigress: SHUT THE FU- UP! Po: See what I mean? Shiishfu: even for a master For instance, let me show you another move The Dramatic Exit WHAT'S THAT?! {casually teleports} {SHOCK} -_- Goose Guard1: I THINK HE HEARD US Po: I nindna Goose Guard2: Uuuuh Goose Guard2: He said Goose Guard2: He said YOU FAT Guards: {lagging} {Plin Plin Plon} Maste

r Pumpkin head: {vibin} Po: I'm sorry, OoOway Yaway SaaS NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP {SHOCK.EXE} I don't know why you ever thought I could teach that Shiishfu: Oh, I know you couldn't Po: B!TCH So you could spend your days Kickin' Kickin' BUTT {BUTT} And running through town High-fiving BUTTS?! Po: Ye- (calmly) SHIISHFY: NO! {knowledge overdose} MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM {full power of HEE} Po: WOOOW what was that!? Shiishfu: that was COOMS Po: {casually pogging} COOMS Wut? Shiishfu: I'm not trying to turn you into me I'm trying to turn you Into Po: Turn me, into MeeM Wait a second, that makes no... Some Frog on background: WUddup Wait a second, that makes no... Wait a second, that makes no... A

lmost there Shiishfu Just a little more confusing and you'll be the next Oogway OoOway: {the fuk did you say} Po: OOoooh aaaah Sorry No offence Master... OoOway: OOOOOOOHM * msg alert.mp3 * * fart.mp3 * Farmer: MY CABBAGES (vo: oh no, it's him!!!) (omae wa mou, shindeiru) (happy birthday) * BREATH IN * *****: If I step on you... *****: If I F#@% you... would you die? (happy birth x20) (happy birth x20+1) Farmer: Y-yes... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *****: What is this place? Farmer: UuUUuuh My

brother's farm? FRANK: THE RICE FIELDS MOTHA' FUCKA!!! Frank: No *****: Aaaah... *****: Die Frank: {Die} (happy birth x22) (happy rebirth) {visual confusion} You hear that, OoOway? I'm back! Farmers: Who? Kaak: KAAK Farmer Bunny: wuh Farmer Goose: quack Old ass PC: * error * You may know me as the MISTER U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U UH HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa AyyA I am ready WUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA {Skadoosh} Dragon tits teacher Yeah, he is MOTHER MOTHER F#CKIN' MOTHER F#CKIN' PIECE OF SHIIS

H THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT Mr.Ping: Po? Po: (casually lagging) OOOOOOOOOOOH Hey dad, I was just uh- Bubble: * screams in soap * Mr. Ping: (light skin stare) Okay WHATS Po: Nothing Mr. Ping: Nothing?! Po: Nothing Mr. Ping: BICH! I come home to find to find HOME You f#cked up Po: * screams in pain * Mr. Ping: Yo ho ho Mr. Ping: Yo ho ho O O O o o O * le gasp * Why are you still here, Get out, get up!! STFU GET UP! Go go GO! UooU No one's gonna beat your ass-eating record Some dude: SooS Door:

{glitching} [inner voice] Mr. Ping: Holy shit, what the fu- Crowd: Go! Go! Go! Physic: {logged out} Physic: {logged in} * plate fucking died * * full_mouth.exe * {happy belly dance} Po: wHo ArE YoU? Li: I am Li Shan Po: Wuh? * S W A L L O W * Li: I AM LI SHAN E I'm looking for my I'm looking for my soos Po: You lost your Po: You lost your soos? Li: yey Many Many many Many many many Many many many many Many many many many many Many years ago Po: Thank you I hope you find your soos Li: And I hope

you find your fuuf (vo: BRO HOW!!!!) (vo: YOU BLIND IDIOTS!) Someone in crowd: OH FOR F#CK SAKE * le shock * * le shock x2 * * LE SHOCK x3 * Li: SOOS?! {po.exe} {po.exe error} * le shock x4 * Li: OH MY SHOOSH Po: I can't believe I just peed a little Crowd: {cheering} Toy Po: {fucken exploded} Li: You Li: Uou COME Aaaah Li: Thank you Mr. Ping: * le pain * Li: Thank you, for taking such good care of my soos Mr. Ping: Your- YOOOOOOOOOOUR!! Your soos?! How do we know this... stranger is even relate

d to you? {family stomach fight} Po: I can't believe we're taking a picture together Huh? Po and Li: LMAO Li: Now Li: Wow Wuh wuhuhuhuhuhuh What's all this about a Dragon Dragon WooW Po: How dod you know I was a woow * mega gasp * Tututututu Did the universe tell you that too?!! Crowd: * LE GASP * Po: UeeU Li: No, the poster did Po: {too happy} You gotta- youu yoouuooyu yoouuoououoyoyu yoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouu

oououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyuyoouuoououoyoyu There's so much to show you You're gonna be so AaA * the sound of two pandas dying from stairs * * the sound of dying panda from stairs * Po: Y

ou have panda asthma, too? YooY Dad DADA * onion flashbacks * DaaAAaad You're gonna love this * the sounds of love * Li: There, there Po: I'm fine, I'm fine- { fine } This is the Hall of Legendary legend! Li: WoaoW Po: Be super careful Everything's very fragile here Like the Suoows The urn of whispering Master Shiishfu Someone broke that Li: WHOA Po: DAD, check it out {thoughts disconnect} Dad, look at this! {DO YOU SEE IT?!!!!!?!?!?} They are so tiny CHECK IT OUT! C O C K C O C K of emperor

C O C K of emperor Hawk KkKKkkkKKKK Li: SweewS oOoOOoOh I wonder what this does I should pull it (vo: i always thought that this is Iron Man reference) Costume: Welcome to the H.E.V mark 4 protective SIIS * satisfaction sound * {BRUH} Loser! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * bonk * {SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN} {WUUUUEEEEEEEE} Wow Po: I'm fine, I'm fine { F I N E } Li: GO long, soos! {gone long} * po.exe * (oh shit) Po: Trust me it will be more fun just to watch me... [inner voice

] Li: The F#CK Crane: NYOOOOOM {bich kick} * crying * Po: Enemieseimenim Enemies of Enemies of Noodles Prepare for wa.. Whaaow Are you.. L I Z A R D M A N Are you kidding me? Fu * B O N K * * B O N K in Joel * * B O N K in pain * * pain * Po: You f#cken DIC Po: Always naysaying.. Lizard: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH Po: What's the deal with the green guys? * bonk * Tigress: Jade zombies Po: Jade zombies? Po and Monkey: Jooj JooJ: Yeah, you ain't no competition for JOOJ * bonk * * screams in monke * Li: LooL P

o: Whoa! I recognize these guys The Master Badger Twins, with their * DOUBLE BONK * Mr. Ping: Message from the universe I'll give you I'll give youoy youyuyuyuyuyuy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you a message from the universe Steven: STEVEN! Mr. Ping: FUK OFF!! Stay away from my Saaauce Gibby: GIBBY! Po: And then poof! Shiishfu, what was that? Shiishfu: Kaak Kaaak Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kaak Who the f#ck? Shiishfu: Kaak Shiishfu: Where is it? * searching.exe * Shiish

fu: There so much Shiishfu: There so much SooS in here I can't find any SEES Yes! {shiishfu's flipping technique} {shiishfu's landing technique} {shiishfu's appearing technique} Behold! o_o O_O All the answers will be found within {realization} Shiishfu: Are you kidding me?! Some dude: Master Shifu Shiishfu: * PANIC * Shiishfu: It is writter in OoOways hand Shiishfu: Long ago (that long?!!) OoOway:..for days OoOway: YeeY OoOway: Looking for help Some dude: HEEEEEEEELP OoOway: Until we came to a

secret village Some dude: HEEEEELP OoOway: Until we came to a secret village OoOway: High in the village Some dude: HEEEEELP ME OoOway: High in the village OoOway: An ancient place of OoOway: An ancient place of Hee Pepes: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Everyone: * gasp * Po: Pepe?! OoOway: Yes OoOway: Pepes OoOway: Pepes OoOway: Pepes who used the power of OoOway: Pepes who used the power of Hee OoOway: To heal me OoOway: {"healing"} {lesson on how to use Hee} Lung: DA FUQ? Mr. Ping: What the

fuk was that? OoOway: Yes OoOway: They tought me how to give Hee OoOway: Ughhh OoOway: But Kaak OoOway: Wanted the sauce all to himself * le anger * * A N G E R * OoOway: Until finally {banned} OoOway: Should he ever return to the mortal OoOway: Should he ever return to the mortal imomortal OoOway: Should he ever return to the mortal imomortal reer OoOway: He can only be stopped Shiishfu: By a true OoOway: By a true FUK Shiishfu: By a true FUK of Hee Po: Like you! Shiishfu: ME?! Po: You! Shiishf

u: ME?! Po: Y O U! Shiishfu: me?! Tigress: Me Shiishfu: I can barely make flower Shiishfu: I can barely make flower BOOM Shiishfu: I need at least 30 more years Shiishfu: And a KEK Li: I can teach you, son Li: I can teach you, soos Mr. Ping: * gasp * Mr. Ping: * gasp x2* Mr. Ping: * gasp x3* Mr. Ping: * gasp x4* Po: You... Po: You... can do this? Mr. Ping: * gasp x5* Po: You... can do this? Li: No Po: That must be why the universe sent you here! OoO oOo OoO So what do I have to do? Li: You hav

e to COME Mr. Ping: Wut? Li: You must rediscover what it is Mr. Ping: No, NO! I want a second opinion! Shiishfu... Shiishfu: I think he should go Mr. Ping: I'll kill you! Po: Dad, you heard what Po: Dad, you heard what dad said Oogway heard Po: Dad, you heard what dad said Oogway heard what Shiishfu said Po: Dad, you heard what dad said Oogway heard what Shiishfu said Oogway heard Po: Dad, you heard what dad said Oogway heard what Shiishfu said Oogway heard what you said Po: Dad, you heard what

dad said Oogway heard what Shiishfu said Oogway heard what you said you said [inner voice] Mr. Ping: bich what?! Po: Kaak can only be stopped by a Master of Po: Kaak can only be stopped by a Master of FUK And I can only master And I can only master FUK by knowing who I really am Well I'm a I'm a COCCSUCKER Mr. Ping: {confusion overdose} AAAAAAAAA (vo: wait, he's what?) * panda asthma * * ASTHMA * Viper: Do you really think PoPo can master Hee In time? Shiishfu: No Monke: * WHEEZE * Shiishfu: I

think, it only matters what the universe thinks Universe: Who the f#ck are you, bich? Mantis: SoOoOoOooooo Mantis: So, that's a no? (that's a YEET) Shiishfu: You are going to find that where Kaak is SiiS Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked? Shiishfu: {lmao} Mantis: Should've kept your #@!! shut Shiishfu: And take Mantis Mantis: HOH?! Mantis: AW MAN! Mantis: Is it because I... Peach: SMALL Peach and Shiishfu: * WHEEZE * Li: Oooh Lunch break? Po: * sound of agreement * You don't need to ask me

twice *****: BICH! Po: Dad? Li: Sees? Po: Dad Mr. Ping: Eaees Po: What are you doing here? Did you have to step on every rock Did you have to step on every rock COCK Li: Okay I guess it will be cruel to make you fly back Po: YoY You can FLY?!!! Mr. Ping: Imma bird * bird sounds * (the adventure begins) (or is it ending?!) Po: Oh no Papyrus: FALL! Po: * scream in peaches * (PANDA RAVE) * SLAP * Mr. Ping: You stupid bastard Li: We are here Mr. Ping: Heh Mr. Ping: * heh.exe * H E H And my soos ha

te stairs Let's go home Li: We're Pepes We don't do sees Po: I've waited my whole life to hear those words {shaking rope} {"shaking" rope} Mr. Ping: Q#ACK Some Will: *scream* Mr. Ping: this is the secret panda village Mr. Ping: No wonder you keep it a secret Li: Now you can WooW Sum: LiiL? Everyone, LiiL is back! {Sum fucken died} {Pandas fucken died} {SOME DUDE IS DEMOLISHED} Big Fun: Why are we running? (vo: me after 10 seconds of running) Kiddo: Li Shan is back Li: Everyone! Li: Everyone, ga

ther around! This is my Li: Everyone, gather around! This is my SOOS Po: You are like me but but THICC You are like me, but :D D:> Li: Let's feast, in my soos's honor {GRANDMA IS F#CKEN ROLLIN} Li: Pandas don't walk We We ROLLIN {rollin failed} Everyone: * screams in rollin * Someone: MY LEG! Everyone: * screams in rollin * Mr. Ping: Ridiculous * laugh.exe * Po, what are you doing?! PO!!! {bruh} {BRUH} * crying * {throwing it back} {lagging it back} {B R U H} (vo: watch yo jet, bro) (vo:

watch YO JET!!!) nice * bonk * * bonk.exe * Po: Aaaugh Po: Yourouy Po: A a a a a you're right well I Bao: What kind of panda are you? Bao: What kind of panda are yooy? You have a funny You have a funny DIC Mr. Ping: IMMA BIRD MOTHA LooL Not a panda at all Bao: What's that? Mr. Ping: My $!@$ Bao: What's that? Bao: What's that? Mr. Ping: My P@!# Bao: What's that? Bao: What's that? Mr. Ping: My We&#!@ Bao: What's that? Bao: What's that? Mr. Ping: My magnum Bao: What's that? Mr. Ping: My magnum Du

mplings Bao: What's that? :) NO MORE QUESTIONS Go away! Crane: Wings of Crane: Wings of sees Mantis: What the f@ck are you doing Phil? it doesn't mean you are doing a special move It's like me saying THOTHOTHOTHOHTO (sandwiches?) Crane: Wings of Crane: Master Shiishfu strongly Master Bear: {RUSH B BLYAT'} Master Croc: {LAGGS IN CROC} Master Croc: {SCREAMS IN PS} Mantis: We've gotta get in there Crane: But Master Shiishfu said... Mantis: YOU SERIOUSLY AFRAID?! HEE HEE Kaak: Hi, how are ya? {OMA

E WA MOU} B O I GOTTEEEM Some Rick: We're no strangers to love Some Prisoner: SHUT THE FU- UP YOU CU- * SNORING * * PHONE ALARM * * SNORING * {AWAKEN} OOo {DED} (vo: "the witcher 3" fans will get it) Oh yeah! Oh yeaey! {REALIZATION THAT HE SLEPT FOR 10 YEARS} Oh yYeAh! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Ttrtrtrtrt I'm gonna make you I'm gonna make you BOOM Flower: Try me BICH WOHOOOOOOOOO Clarkson: Still, could be worse James: CLARKSOOOOOOOOOON! Po: Dad Po: DAD Po: DAD!!! {dad code} {access denied} Li:

What is it? Po: ImmA Li: Whaaa? Po: {po.exe is not responding} Li: Damn junkie!!! Po: NO! You know, learn how to be a PePE Master Hee Save the Save the SWOOWS Li: The PePes sleep {sleep} Sleels Sleep till Sleep till ass noon So lesson number one is go back So lesson number one is go back to the past Samurai Samurai SAAS [inner voice] Po: WUT? Of COOCS Boom Bam Bapapapapapap Bada ba boom POW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (OPEN THE DAMN DOOR) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Po: Did I oversleep? Po: YEEY Po: A

m I doing it? Is this good? I GOT IT! {YEET} Mr. Ping: Po, lunch time! (NUH UH IT'S ROLLIN TIME) Mr. Ping: BRUH, WUT THE FUK GOING ON?! {DOUBLE KILL} SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn Po: * scream in speen * SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn Po: F#cken DIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Li: Po? Li: UooU? Li: A Li: You gotta let the Hill tell YOU where to roll Hank Hill: Why don't you just go down to HELL Li: Let's show him how we go uphill! Po: It's beautiful Mr. Ping: Snaans time Po, Yooooo

ooooooooo Po: Wohoo Po: WohooohoW :oP WohooohoW WohoooooooooohoW Woooooooooo Mr. Ping: YOU CAN FLY?! Po: I'm coming in hooot!! D E A T H OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Mr. Ping: Get my dumplings while they're cold WoaoW That food is for Po! {SNEEZE} {yoink} (oh shit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH {massage} {"massage"} *complete bone destruction* *satisfaction* Po: Totally Li: Just let yourself fall into it Po: Got it (he got it) (po.exe disconnected) (po.exe reconnected) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAUWHEWFEW

Mr. Ping: Hoh? Rick: Shit happens (don't you love to lag in snow?) Chillio: What a lovely day {when lovely day hits} Yoo: What are you guys lookin at? {BALL} * po screams in chewbacca * { po explodes in nuke } Frank: F#ck you! I hate all of you * DEEP BREATH IN * MMM How was that? Po: Woow WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Li: Now, You try again, but Po: K k k k k * my table being fucked up sounds * * deep breath in * * "breath" out * Li: MmM A MmMmMm Much better {victory bass boost} Come on, I wanna show you s

omething else Po: Is this... Li: I had this done on your 100th day (vo: bro i'm gonna cry) Po: * WHEEZE * (vo: tbh i really cried on this scene) (vo: the hell petah doing there?) Big Fun: Lemme get some of that (vo: HOW THE FUK YOU GET IN HERE!!?) Li: * PAIN * Tyler: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Tyler: * SCREAM * Monke: {perfect landing} Monke: {Ascend to heaven} D E E Z N U T Z Monke: Da Fuq? Shiishfu: Master Lizard (lizard who?) Shiishfu: Master AaA Shiishfu: Master E... Shiishfu: Master EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE All of them (rip arrow) (rip wood) (Groot didn't like it) Shiishfu: All of them! (rip wood) Shiishfu: In every village from the sea to Shiishfu: In every village from the sea to village Has vanished Master Bear: SUKA ( RU suka = bitch EN) Shiishfu: BRUH Sheeshd {MASTERS RAVE} Viper: Monkey! Monke: I

DiDn'T GeT iNviTeD EiThEr The villagers, evacuated? Tigress: NO (We call this a DIFFICULTY TWEAK) * scream in medic bag * Shiishfu: Kaak Shiishfu: How daaaaaaaa Shiishfu: How dare you set Shiishfu: How dare you set DIC Kaak: Look at you pathetic Kaak: Look at you pathetic foofs FooF Groveling at the feet of OoOway Groveling at the feet of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Groveling at the feet of OoOway the Magnificent Tigress: SHUT YO B#%! ASS UP Kaak: I fought by his side and he... {too sad} [inner voice] o

h shit {monke.exe} * screams in monke * SoSoSoSoSo Sorry! Tigress: *screams in cat* Monke: Sorry! Kaak: Now I will destroy everything he has created! Monke: * monke * Monke: Come over here (WOMBO COMBO) (OOOOOOOOOOOOOH) Tigress: AAAAAAAAAAAH Kaak: {secret technique, the SIKE} Monke: Aw shit Monke: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Shiishfu: AAAAAAAAAA STOP I'M GONNA F#CKING KILL YOU (oh NOOOOOOOO) Kaak: {LMAO} Shiishfu: {waaaaaaaaa} {bruh} {bruh x2} {bruh x3} Tigress: ShiiSh Kaak: Bring the meem to me * kaak,exe

* AaA COOMs Shiishfu: NO You must warn Po Tigress: Master, pleel! Shiishfu: NO Tigress: Please! Shiishfu: NO Tigress: Please! Shiishfu: F#CKEN CAT {tigress.exe} (always land on their feet huh?) Kaak: I will show you Kaak: I will show you the true power of the true power of PEE BROTHER {OMEGALOL} Grandma: SooS *clapping them cheeks* Hey what's up Big Foke: OOOOOOOOH MY DAWG, WUZZUP Hey YeeY Mr. Ping: The FU- * deep breath in * Hoh? Flower Fock: WHAT THE FU- ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!! {inner sees} Sh

iishfu: Inner Sees {inner sees} {inner sees} (suddenly, Gandalf) Gandalf: Swoops Po: JooJ Po: GET THE FU- UP What are you doing here? Tigress: Hallucinogenic rituals {thje ritual} Po: Nuun Po: Nuunnuununununun Tigress: It's all gone, Po Everything... Po: Everyone? Tigress: Everyone Po: Everyone? Tigress: BICH Tigress: And now he is on his way here Li: UooU What am I supposed to do?! Just.. Just.. {li.exe} swoows just let that happen?! Po: YES I'm the Dragon I'm the Dragon Maniac Facing KEKs, Th

at's my JOOJ *po joined the chat* Li: I lost you once I am going to lose you again Po: You just did *po left the chat* Li: WoaoW {Punch} {COUNTER} {CRITICAL HIT} SOOS SUMUNO Po: You F#CKEN Po: You F#CKEN BI- Uoouuoauauau Uoou {po going super panda mode} {BLOCK} OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (Vincent is having brain fart) (Vincent farted away) (LMAO) (are we in a damn sitcome now?) (welp, aight) Mr. Ping: *parrot noises* Mr. Ping: *parrot noises* Mr. Pings: *parrot noises* Mr. Ping: {PREPARE URANUS} QUACK Li

: Waow Mr. Ping: Yeey {SLAM} Mr. Ping: Look Li: WHAT? Mr. Ping: I know, that was crazy {mrping.exe} Y E Y Li: I'd what? Mr. Ping: I know, that was crazy Po: Ooooooooooh maaaaaaan Mr. Ping: Bubububu Po: WHAAAAAA Po: It's my best move Kabwshoowsh Tigress: Everything they see they SEE Po: It's gonna work OOOOOOOOOOOO Po: You sound just like Shiishfu with the, E E E E this E that E E E E E. I'm not a Mameasratatm O K A Y?! I don't know if I'm a Dragon I don't even know if I'm a panda Okay You? Li

: No {Li left the chat} Li: No Po: OHOHOOHOH That what Shiishfu meant HoH I don't have to turn you into me Mr. Ping: That doesn't make any sense Li SUV: Meep Meep Po: I KNOW! Thanks, dads Ping and Li: You're welcome? Po: I'm gonna do something I never thought I'd be able to do {"COLLECTING" WOOD} Haah and a little more to the and a little more to the Leel this time you can do it! {YEEET} Doofenshmirtz Evil In- {just sanics on training} {too much rice milk} {grandma dying with style} {grandma j

ust dying} Mei Mei: BRUH (HEADSHOT) Tigress: DAMN, SON {DOUBLE KILL} Po: They are ready Tigress: What? Y E S Po: Okay, pay attention cause I'm only gonna go over this The OOo The only entrance to the village is here Cocc squadron will take position here Now on my Now ooo O o O o O o O o On my signal the tutu the tutu squauqs will *MUNCHING* RIGHT anyway The important thing to remember is that this is the spo- AAAAAAAAAAH {MUNCHIN} okay I saw that coming IF you only remember one thing {MUNCH

IN} Li: Hoh? Everyone: Hoh? H O H?! Tigress: Hoh? [inner mr.krabs] oh no He is here MY EYES M'LADY Po: WOAOH *woow.exe* That's what I call a entrance YooY Kaak: YooY Po: And youuu must be Kaak [inner voice] Kaak: YES Faaf FAaF Finally! Aight? {not aight} Po: Yeah, actually, f#ck this Kaak: Get that motherf#cker! {green balls cannon} NYOOOOM Jinx Monke: * monke * Pelo: QUE P*TA MADRE Pelo: QUE P*TA!!! Po: Noodle squauqs {friendly fire} {bruh} BITCH * B O N K * WUAAAAA (WAKE UP LIEUTENANT) Tigre

ss: Do it! * crying * Tony: You wh*res!! Jinx Master Bear: Finally {BOOM} Kaak: AAAAAAAAAAAh Po: All right, kids! Po: You got it, guys! Who the FU- are you Who the FU- are you, Bich {PREPARE URANUS} Po: Oh no, Master Shiishfu I can't hit shiishfu Omni-man: Had enough yet? I'm ready when you are (AND THAT'S A HOME RUN) { B A L L } Kaak: Hoh? * LE GASP * B) Skadoosh! 'kay skadoosh sksksksksksk Kaak: Hold on WAIT It's woowking It's working No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO {DYING IN KAAK} Did OoOway teach yo

u that little trick? It only works on It only works on MORTALS And I I I I I I And I (sv_cheats 1) (vo: imagine if it was that easy) KaaK: Seriously? B R U H Kaak: WRAAAAAAAAAH Po: WooW Po: AAAAAAAAAAAH Kaak: Get off me you {po.exe} Po: Don't blame me I tried to finish this in the regular realm Kaak: Then we'll FINISH IT HERE Po: NUH UH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Kaak: Who are you? (vo: enjoy) (vo: So here's the thing, J.K Simmons is voicing Kai and Omni-Man, so why the hell not to make Simmons VS

Simmons fight?) Kaak: I will have yours if it takes me 500 more! Omni-Man: MOTHERF#CKER! You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die Think, Kaak! You'll outlast every fragile insignificant insignificant F#CK insignificant F#CK on this planet You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and BLOOL away! Yeeey WHAT will you have after 500 YEARS?!!!~ Please {FATALITY} Vo: Thank you for watching Vo: I'm super thankful to every patron! you ma dudes are amazing! Vo: I'm super thankful t

o every patron! you ma dudes are amazing! Vo: Can't wait to work on the next kung fu boi Vo: Have an amazing day/evening/night, ma dudes (subtitles and edit work by me) OoOway: Inner OoOway: Inner SeeS Inner Inner SeeS