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Comments
This sketch had a level of specificity that only comes from experience. 😂
Whoever wrote this has actually been to a lake beach. 😂 They got all the details right, like trying not to step on toads.
This genuinely isn’t even a joke. This is 100% accurate.
“Brought a whole lotta bread but not a lot of sandwich stuff” has no business being this funny 😂😂😂
Born in Texas, raised in Arkansas, adult life in Alabama. This was more like a documentary than an SNL sketch. Incredibly accurate and specific.
As a Midwesterner, I can vouch for this 100%. Don't forget about the dead fish washing up on shore... 🤢
Loved how the uncle that was losing his sh*t over the beanbags was the preacher 😂🤣
As someone currently living in Tennessee, I can confirm this as an accurate depiction of lake beaches.
This is more country than anything that has come out of the country music world
“Stayawayfromthebatsdontgooverthere”!😂😂
@ 2:13 "That's where the bats are." "Stay away from bats." "Don't go over there." 😂😂😂😂😂 I love that part!
Only reference they missed was the brain eating amoebas.
As a midwesterner this is 100% accurate! These lake beaches are usually a 15 minute walk behind a busy highway
As a Southerner, this is 100% accurate...especially accidentally picking up a dip cup😂
"Didn't know it was dip" part, made me almost choke on my coffee 😂😂😂😂
This was fantastic!!! Nate and the Foo Fighter’s Dave Grohl did an awesome job! They killed this!
Those of us who live within driving distance of the Lake of the Ozarks are quietly nodding at every one of these references.
James Austin Johnson sang this song when I went to his show 😂 So funny. And Dave Grohl made it even better lol
as a southerner this is how you make fun of the south. you don't have to be mean you just make something 100% relatable. Also kudos for including all the southern cast members. 😂
No but wardrobe deserves an immense amount of credit. This is EXACTLY what would be worn