Sa choda patla hota rehta hai wo video ka problem hai video pe Tata hai wo to normal aadmi mota lagta. Hai main bata raha hoon sach kya tumko kya lag raha hai main apna de raha hoon kuch nahi. Hai ye baat sach bata raha hoon jo main keh raha hoon, wahi final hai. Samjhe nahi are hamara dimaag kharab ho gaya, sun video mat nilo theek hai kya? To hum dekhe. Yaar, humare barabar nahi ho sakte, tum tum kam se kam dedhi lambe Ban aisa patla sa aadmi maine kaha kaho na pyaar mein iske liye ro diya. Ky
a un log camera mein aise lagte hain kya, Heroine hai bhai itni patli khana nahi kha rahi. Hai roti ja rahi hai behoshi ki halat mein chal rahi. Hai batao aadmi bhukha bhi rahe aur sundar bhi, lage Dilli ki ladkiyaan jo ye sochti hai. Heroine ki zindagi aisi hogi uske aadhar par jo apni life jee rahi hai, sach bata raha tum better. Life jee rahi hai unse Ek assumption me k vo to esa krti hongi Ye naha rahi hai Cologen Se Cologen Ke ped Katva Diye Ladkiyon n jo moj uthai hai bhai sahib Only Women
Were Equipped to Handle They were already Dealing with the crisis called Men inki training achhi hui Hai hamari training to kharab training hai inki training beta khana Banana seekh lo, kya pata kaisa Ghar mile pati Upar se Modernisation aa gym education aa gayi to MBA bhi inhonne kara, to work from home bhi yahi kar rahi hai. Lockdown laga Inhe mauj hi mauj aa gayi, aisaa koi lockdown lag Jaaye iski ma ka maze Maze dil din bhar Korean mask laga rahe hai, apni skin ka dhyaan rakh le rahe hai
kabhi Video call utha rahe kabhi nahi utha rahe, alag-alag tarah ke khane bana rahe hain Launde [____] gaye bhaisahab Na humara MBA dhng se kiya hua hai na hamein khana banana aa raha Hai dekho kuch bhi kiya ho maine pandemic ke dauran ek cheez ka ghamand hai bhai kabhi Insta. Live nahi Kiya hum log pata nahi, hero hero log ta, live kar rahe hain usmein aisi baatein kar rahe Hain, don't worry guys, we are all together. Together keher ka together. Bacho tu rah raha chhah naukar ke saath main rah
raha hoon 12 laundo ke Saath tu kha raha kinova ka Salad, yeh ham chhah din purani Bread rahe, constipation ho gaya tattiyan lag. Gai hai hamko We are together in this hat. Together ladkiyon ne ragad ke screen care. Kar diya sab ladkiyaan chaar Shade gori hoke nikli hai, aur hum log aaye se chhe kilo zyada hoke Chacha season two mein bhai scene scene mein farq hai, tumhara Bhai ghar se mummy se milke nikla hai 80 kilo, dost ke v pahuncha 90 Kilo log mujhse thoda sa Zakir continuity ka maine kah
a continuity gyi bhaad me. zinda hoon main haan Yaar aur ek badan mein kitna pressure daaloge, yaar to apna gym ek baar pehle bhi ek baar. gym gaye the ye Tanmay Vanmay na Tanmay, nishan wagairah ye log sab gym bhai jaan ya no you. Should go to gym, mere ko man mein pata tha main jaane wala. to hoon nahin to main gaya wahan pe aise cool Gym tha aisa theek hai to usne bola 70 Hazaar saal ki fees Hai maine kaha theek hai inhonne sabne le liya, maine kaha theek hai main bhi jaata hoon to main. Gaya
wahan pe to usne bola aap late aa gaye 10 din ab offer change ho gaya ab 80000 ab theek hai, 80000 hai to 80000 denge. Paise ki to koi kami hai ni sorry guys, poor people off the country Nahi main maan gaya usne mujhe, facility facility dikhadi ki ye hai gym Phlana dimka yahan pe ye hoga ye hoga pata nahi ki man mein mera aisi awaaz si aayi ki nahi. de raha mai to 80000 To maine usko bola main yaar dekho aisa hai nahi aane ke jyada paise nahi de sakta mai Haan main 70 hi de paunga lena lo, nahi
to Maa..... Vo do din sar aa jaaiye, de dijiye maine de diye paise Theek hai main gaya nahi ek bhi din. teen mahine baad uska phone aa gaya sar aap to asli mein nahi aye Is baar kya hai itna cho cho ho gayi thi itne hamare DM mein logon ne rakad diya apne Ghar ki EMI ni ja rahi uski koi chinta nahi hai hamare, peeche pade ho gym chale jana yaad se samjhe. Gym Gym chale jana. Gym theek hai apna b accha ghar hai bada ghar hai Wahan pe bhi gym kar sakte baat bolne do beech mein gareebo jaise awaaz
. aur waise hi dekho na 15 saal mein kahan shuru kiya tha kahan pahunch gaye maine kaha theek. Hai yaar yahi to hai bhai sari duniya aise hi karti hai khana nahi khana hai aur gym karna hai. as yahi hai celebrity life is this. Life guys Deal with it, okay
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Bruh.. wtf . What's the point? No audio stand up comedy? How will I laugh to the joke?