Leave my illegitimate black son alone | Dirty Grandpa | CLIP

Give me that! What is this? Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Leave my illegitimate black son alone. We were just asking him to dance. Well, he don't wanna dance. Well, maybe you wanna dance instead. I don't wanna dance... Colonel Sanders! It's all right. It's all right. Let's not dirty this place up. It's a shrine. Sinatra sang here. Parking lot? It'll be fine. How is this going to be fine? Look at this crew. Come on. We have a good crew too. We have no crew. We have no crew. Are we going to J.Crew? Fuck J

.Crew. Don't do this. I think I'm going to have to fight them all, so you're going to have to take the first punch. What? Okay! He's up first. Whatever. You like that shit, white boy? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What? You want next, bitch? Hey, I thought I had next. Tell him you're sorry you made fun of him for being gay. I'm sorry I made fun of you for being gay! Tell him you were raised in a different era, but now you know it's wrong to judge people based on their sexual orientation

. And that if you had to be gay with someone for some reason, you know, to prevent a terrorist attack or something, it would be with him. What? Ow! Say it. If I had to be gay with somebody to prevent a terrorist attack, it would be you! Apology accepted. Okay. Get out of here before I use my other arm. This ain't over. Ooh! Oh! Now fuck off and take Jodeci with you. Let's roll. Ah, it's too bad Lenore barfed all over herself tonight. I definitely could have had sex with her. Yup. I probably coul

d have still had sex if she just threw up on her front, but she somehow got it all over her back, and I would have felt bad. Well, chivalry isn't dead. I like the way you took that haymaker tonight. Sometimes you just gotta take that punch up front, you know? Then things get easier in the long run. "De Oppresso Liber." It's written on your knife too. What does that mean? Hey, lights out after 12:00, boys. I better not catch you swimming across the lake to the girls' camp, okay? Night. Good night

. You know, maybe I'll find something to do with Shadia tomorrow and give you and Lenore a little more alone time. I kind of feel like we're just getting in your way. Yeah? I'm sure there's something... What the fuck? Did you just get naked? Well, it's the best way to sleep. Oh, my God! I picked it up in Uganda from the Umbatdo. Umbat-don't let your junk touch my leg again or you're sleeping on the floor. Night. Night.