[Music] [Music] man a trimming but when it comes to kissing pretty women little advice go go daisy may pursues him he always runs away [Music] but when they whisper what's your secret fashion little addresses pork chops gone [Music] daisy may good morning it's getting up time morning granny it's after shut up don't forget you got to get yourself all prettied up because your cousin delightful's coming over from pineapple junction today i remembers granny [Music] lars have to do some cold cat in t
his round him and that harness joe are two of the most worthless bachelors of the years well you stir yourself there what you want grannies greg tell that no count polka to stop making them crazy noises and give me a bucket of water and y'all fresh me up some cooking awards wow we call great spirit make them fire like ancestor maybe ancestor didn't tell secret yeah get some water for granny i'll get the kindling where's the axe betrayed them to marry and sam for fireboxes why don't you light it
firebox no good [Applause] so it's a pity who ain't married so we wouldn't be putting up with them worthless critters to get a little work done but granny i told you that yeah there you stand with the best years of your life behind you an area high in your hair of a husband as you got but i ain't interested in man just any men folks i love little abner pretty soon the men folks ain't even gonna look at you they desires guns gals were spunk i don't care it's the only little adna i was waiting for
yes your word granny well it's about time [Music] you clumsy is it you're trying to knock over our poor little house i only brought a handful granny and you told me to pile it close to the cabin oh now take them water if i can't you throwing anymore wood again my house out it's granny well can me brown oh he can't help it he's stupid he sure is and so are you the big lumber oh he'll be the death of me yet oh if daisy may could only get that little abner [Applause] is you very hungry this mornin
g son not ravenous mammy just kinda well in that case i'll only put on just a few more [Applause] is yeah happy happy is y'all he's sure to prime my face [Applause] either way i'm coming here son set yourself i sure eat hungry someday i ain't gonna wake you up for breakfast and you're gonna sleep right through all your meals oh one happy day i reckon we have the finest food in all the world pork chops and eggs for breakfast pork chops and goobers for lunch and for supper more pork chops even tho
ugh this ain't don't just start getting your mouth set for them preserved tournaments lucifer ornamental yokum little abner's taking them to the store directly after breakfast see if you can make out this print what do you make of it nothing good for fire no no reading hottest fellas holy little abner him read printing sure does i can read writing and reading too oh you always the most intelligent young gentleman in dogfat well among the the stink wished visitors were tickled my bones that certa
inly do sound birdie will be dr james a barber the cell is braided printing's all mixed up y'all i reckon i better study it out p s y c eight what's that maybe it's a woodpecker maybe it's skunk hollowers all right cicero grunts it's your little abner what are you doing here boy oh nothing just hanging these up for the sheriff don't you tell nobody you saw me with these papers go fetch yourself cicero grunts we won't what him say 25 reward for earthquake magoon date or alive better date for robi
n the first state bank of jonesville the sheriff hmm and you would really say 25 cash money that's what it say oh that sheriff must think we all idiots they need that much money in the whole atar nation oh what's the use of talking anyone knows you can't go with a skunk holler and come on alive so our guess is magoon safe hey didn't i tell you that paper ain't meant for making fire yeah you'll keep a little abner maybe you can read again for us i'll be glad to well i gotta get it going so long g
o along [Applause] you pay we make them fire ancestor very clever people delightful every time you come to visiting you just has measures of boys hanging around messes is rise you never seen such messes with some of them balls four days you may she can't get even one oh that's too bad she's welcome to any of these i don't think she'd be interested plum shot on just one boy where that is she now i'm not chasing after that little abner you mean that big handsome boy i think i'll go down and look u
p the days in may that's all [Music] boys lovely that's what he is just plain lovely little abner you the same is he going north the pineapple junction no is you may be headed south for sweet patriotic corners no why are you sure headed for little abner why am i headed for so tired of john stall well i will ask for and receive five pounds of boiled ham one spoon of thread number ten white one can a pineapple two pounds of cheese half souls for patriots boots one large jar of sweet patootie one l
arge jar and sour pickle one bottle of catsup one bottle of mustard one can of pea particles salone two twists to pipe to back you four my mammy that are turns on my heel makes a beeline for home what a peculiar coincidence i said it was off out of john's store likewise likewise i used to turn on my heel and they could be aligned backwards oh sorry there's no reason why we can't walk together is there ain't no log janet oh my god help i twisted my ankle oh reckon i must have stepped on loose roc
k oh guess i can't walk listen i have someone strong to hold on to wait here i'll see if there's someone strong around is strong and yours are wrong suppose now does help you there's nothing romantical about it he both understands that don't we yes little edna give me your arm what party flowers oh joey's favorite smell it little abner uh-huh oh love is what little abners you know with daisy may that's a lie oh walk an arm and arm with your heads close together a smell of flower worst case love
i ever saved our hates love what's about her to be a love ball she's only got golden yellow hair no more golden yellow than the summer sun her eyes are only as blue as the sky the teeth are no more white or shinier than pearls it's for her cheeks i can show you plenty of peaches which is almost as soft and pink and white yo thinks love is what i is in up with her you take that back little little abner you almost right she is just an ordinary yellow-haired blue-eyed panky cheek gal just like you'
ll say anybody be a fool to be in love or her yes sir a awful fool oh one boy about me and i kind of watched who done said about daisy may oh i said was what you're saying t-rex only o citizen your medic wait for me little abner i'll walk by myself thank you you're always getting me talked about gosh daisy may i show a powerful glad to see you saying you're delightful but for you let him get away i couldn't help it i loves him so what can be wrong maybe you need a new technique technique what's
that oh that's what you gotta have to get him let's see he's the tall dark and ignorant type a bar like him requires only the crudest technique it's the you who les wu then do as your conscience tells your technique sure wish i had some i'll show you how it's done well yeah there's nothing to it hello lil abner howdy mr old timer look at her nietzsche's the most humorous looking gal you ever see look at the bugle on her y'all is too young and innocent to know what you're laughing at what do you
mean old-timer what's this sadie hawkins day a long time ago this gal sadie hawkins lived right here in dog patch for years she tried to catch herself a husband didn't have no luck finally her pappy who was the mayor called all the bachelors of dog patch together pulled out his gun and says i declare today sadie hawkins day when i fires my gun y'all can begin a running after you've got a fair start sadie will take out and the man she catches is gonna be her husband that's how it started now ever
y year when sadie hawkins day rolls around life ain't safe for any male critter and dog patch how did you get the idea i'll never be able to understand technique as a special favor to you i'll contact you a little abner you'll go hard and watch me work my technique you know but you gotta promise to take him off my hand after he falls madly in love of me i'll be so glad to take him off in your hands go on get [Music] what happened he's even more ignorant than i thought i gotta use a cruder techni
que sorry a little abner morning barney bargris nice morning show is help help don't you dare try to kiss me again you big sloppy bees will no one defend a poor girl from such a beast [Music] i'll protect you from the big sloppy beast ma'am name a little abner yokel don't worry ma'am he'll fall in just a minute i'll give my dog pat's lullaby which my mommy teached me he always acts like that at first oh oh thank you sir you saved me why did you reckon he wanted to kiss me dog defund knows him ca
n't see no reason for it myself you can't i don't know why any intelligent man would want to go kissing a girl well they need to kiss in our minds it's a trouble it starts you kiss a girl what happens she gets romantical she wants mole she follows you day and night and finally your brain weakens and your marriage it has lots of chilling gets old and gray worrying about him so you're chilling marries and has chill and then you not only got to worry about your children but about your grandchildren
your grandchildren has chilling and by that time you has the misery and the rheumatism and pretty soon you dies that's why i don't like kissing oh little abner yo it's just my tie your hair magical and that's just what i hate is that what you'll hate romantical is exactly what our ain't as you can plainly see well there was one gal in an awful lot sure would be nice setting that log and rest if i had some nice sensitive bar to talk to if i see's one ma'am i'll be glad to send them back here tro
uble is most boys get romantical and i'd hate that naturally but you wouldn't get romantical would you miss a welcome not me that's fine then we can talk about interesting subjects something that ain't romantical show enough you know it's kind of pretty and with soft wind blowing through the trees little birds singing beautiful flowers are smelling up the air you know what it makes me feel like no what do it make you feel like like discussing educational subjects for instance what to do if a sku
nk gets in your wood shed you know skunks is funny little critters i like discussing educational subjects and uh learn things what'll we discuss let's discuss eskimos what's that people would you like to know how esky moves kids no oh they don't kiss the way you think put out your hands that's how eskimos kid oh husky moses oh shaked hands would shut your eyes oh he ain't even moving man what a technique our god the lab is your heart oh get out of sight my technique is just starting to work get
get [Applause] [Music] did you like that little asthma i hated it our new to do this it hurt my head i'm going home you ain't gonna run away after giving me such a nice kiss you kissed me i didn't kiss y'all cause if i did we'd be engaged that's the coat of the hills [Music] ain't he honorable i'm going back to pineapple junction these men around here don't make no sense this sure makes sense to me [Applause] you scrub it i hide off my back might as well quit complaining lucifer it's coming on w
inter and it's time for your bath oh i'm the most unhappy man hi elizabeth good morning fantastic brown don't seem like no time since i gave my fantastic his spring cleaning date home when that's what it is get for home you are next oh okay no it's near time for my winter scrubbin [Music] manny all feels damp mammy and powerful hungry walker always does come noon get yourself a sandwich that'll keep you spanked up don't dash quick till it gets through with papi quick quick oh [Music] pantyhose y
ou've got no mercy when i got a job to do i does it howdy mr shelkam howdy hannibal hoop whereas little abner me and him are going fishing he's getting himself some videos i'll go tell him i'm here and you have a little mercy on me why'd you fix it little abner yo come starvation preventer smells like you got sweet fertility in there not only sweet patootie but i asked also sour pickles ham and cheese with ketchup pineapple sardines off the can of course two fried eggs left from breakfast a rash
of roast talk lots of ketchup eggs to finish the eggplant oh i got it at the top you see you're beginning to like it oh [Music] looks powerful good something missing maybe it's mustard maybe it was right [Music] stay right why are you here come here salome [Laughter] [Music] yeah chloe might as well quick complaining shalomy won't go you don't good [Music] [Applause] what's the matter little abner i got a most peculiar thing oh must be because my stomach's empty i've got a terrible misery in my
stomach what you put in your sandwich son just a few things and enough cats up and horseradish and mustard to make her tasty mustard you know that stuff ain't agreed with you since the time you ate that mustard plaster when you was a little baby what y'all needs is a doctor there ain't no doctor around here you know that there'll be one says so right here dr barber will be on the limited when it stops at the county siding for water at noon and that's right where i'ma go don't be late for supper
ton [Laughter] well there she is oh i wonder where dr barber is at always spits the old soup bones when you get a chance that's what i always say are the man got on a white coat like doctors has maybe that's dr barber i'll go ask him you go that away in case it ain't [Music] he's your barber that's me what's in your mind kid can you fix me up well that's pretty big order that mop looks like a busted mattress but with my trusty scissors i can probably fix you up all right you ain't gonna cut me i
s you hmm what's matter with you boy i'm sick paul's sick well now what am i supposed to do bust out in tears that'd be mighty sweetie yo but all i wants to know is what ails me well see that's what we'd all like to know can't be my archetype cause i just ate a combination ham cheese pineapple sardine sweet patootie soft pickle fried egg preserved turnip and roast hog sandwich whoa with cats of horseradish and mustard doctor can't be your appetite son let me see doctor stick out your tongue let
me look at that tongue stick it way out way out that's it now uh say ah oh you're flat well now just uh take a good deep breath now take good deep breath that's it now stick your stomach out come on stick it out stick it way out that's it now close your eyes oh did you feel a sharp twinge all aboard oh my boy that's bad that's bad you've got it you've got it what is off guard you've got [Music] thrombosis will i die you're dead now from the neck up how soon will the rest of me be dead in 24 hour
s i didn't find no doctor barber bod did then what'd they say told me i was going to be dated in 24 hours on a connor i got scrombosis you don't mean you'll be dayed by the mari dater than a catfish hate come noon that's life you are today the har tamari how's your feeling son how did pappy how's your measuring my stomach feels fine if and only the doctor hadn't told me i wouldn't know i was going to be dating 24 hours date what you mean just plain dead oh house wrench well all you got is a tinc
h of mustard pizza yo is very confident but i has prepared my mind well son if you're going to be dead you're going to be dead we will be more sad and lonely naturally a daisy may you'll be more sad too seems to me it ain't fair you're dying and not telling nothing about it those current mammy order tells her loves her do you uh all means that our dislikes are less than the other gal what must i do mammy you could marry up with her or could now that i'm going to be dead sonia your time's getting
mighty short i'm going to make love to her like she always wanted me to pappy shut your face here hannibal you follow his little abner does he do anything peculiar come back here and tell me well mrs joachim he might not he won't just do his attila little abner ain't gonna be dead in 24 hours he's going to be married with daisy man he is [Music] pampy you is the most ignorant critter i ever did see well i must say you hold your age pretty well but you is attempting fate i knows it's getting alo
ng well you better catch yourself a man this lady hawkins day for you won't be able to run fast enough next year to catch one i don't want just any man i'll lagner [Music] kindly step out you are with me yes of course i will oh i was just telling you all aims to make slow yo powerful romantical love at this time [Music] i'm gonna make love to your powerful romantical love let's go [Music] the sharp place looks romantical enough sit down oh now aims to commence making love to you dog pet style do
g patch style eyes ready i've been ready for yours you wants to tell me i was your sweet patootie blossom your wants to tell me your loves me that you just can't live without me [Music] oh little abner that's just exactly what i want to hear your sin cause love is what i was in of with you [Music] don't do that i can't stand it it's awful is it so awful just to have me near you little after it makes me feel miserable when i feel miserable i was the most unhappy man [Music] i don't want to make y
ou unhappy little abner shanks daisy may [Music] this ain't the way i planned it sit down shut your eyes [Applause] you landed him we wear your uh pink cheesecloth or your white muslin with the make-believe sweet peculiar blossoms i reckon i'll wear the pink with the white sweet patootie veil does you think that'll look pretty little avenue sure well aiming to go to a party yeah from wedding party all very unfortunate who's getting married you would have naturally me and her yes i didn't say not
hing about no getting married i wanted to make her happy so i kissed her that's all that's enough the boys around here don't kiss girls until the day before he gets married and today's the day before you get married that's the cold of the hills our respects and salutes the code of the hills i love the code of the hills come on girl tomorrow news coming fast enough you've got things to do come on goodbye little abner dear i'll be at your wedding tomorrow well lavender you can't get married tomorr
ow noon i got it it's the code of the hills but you'll be dayed and if i'm date i can't be married oh happy tomorrow noon also got things to do here i am knowing all about my future i'm doing nothing about my mammies and my poor papis you know it's most kind and considerate to be thinking of them at a time like this do you see this paper sure i ain't blind that's the magoon reward i'm going to skunk holler with our eye aims to call briefly on earthquake magoon that's why aims to do little abner
do we do anything for cougar our ghost a little average mammy and i'll tell her because he don't smear will you quit painting and open that safe i only bring you along cause you're the cash here yes yes sir mr mcloone yeah uh i'm i'm a bit nervous top floor earthquake lagoon off resumes the same oz here to take you to the sheriff for our aims to collect the 25 reward that's most interesting this all gives to my sweet mammy and pappy which they will use to live most comfortably the rest of their
natural lives and dog pads he's joel from dog patch naturally did you all know that she's about to be dead [Music] school [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] on the outside [Music] is [Applause] [Music] oh he's killed the dog badger come on man let's go wait a minute here he comes now [Music] back away man back away he's a demon [Music] come on come on [Music] is [Applause] [Music] build her right oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] what was that oh i said hello how do you do is your man or beast as a
gal named wendy wildcat who sure is gal do you know another way out of here some skunk horrors have got me trapped and of course your wishes to get out naturally don't you if i goes out i'll have to marry up with my goon and he sure ain't my deal does you show me another way out of y'all i'll help you locate your idea i will be most delighted to have you does your keep your bargain and bring me my ideal which is your level i'll do anything yourself [Applause] does marry up with you that's exactl
y what all means oh no man i just couldn't just a minute when must i marry up with you tomorrow at noon and not before exactly at noon i'll be yours tomorrow at noon no matter what shape i was in come on pick up your bundles and follow me so now [Applause] this away it's 23 24 and 25 there you is little abner oh thank you most kindly who has relieved the county of public poll cap number one and further mr yoko you have saved all of the bank's money and my life there yo is most kind be careful it
's a 10 center i will guard it very tenderly goodbye goodbye sheriff goodbye my poor innocent little happy i'm gonna give you this enormous fortune [Music] but [Music] ah here is heaven wow dog if it don't look just like a do around dog pants cornelius corn porn and only yesterday i seen him are going turkey hun cornelius corporal who is that is that julian abner sure is howdy cornelius corn porn i never thought you would make it oh but your show is an angel uh you really think so i sure do tell
me cornelius does you like it up here yeah all right i think it's fine cornelius does they uh feature good you know does you get preserved uh turnips and and pork chops maybe what yeah of course i does oh gosh that's most encouraging well i gotta be walking along is y'all gonna walk yeah sure confounded injured he walks and with a pair of wings like that but i ain't no chump i'm gonna fly hey donald [Applause] i guess i ain't been dead long enough for him to sprout what's the matter with you bo
y cornelius what's the matter with you where are your wings stop it stop it's bad are you crazy oh you're just trying to kill yourself i can't kill myself huh cause i was already dead why is i look you're the livest looking yokum i ever seen oh i just got to be dead on a counter i don't promise to marry up with two different gals come noon oh what musta do mammy i'm gonna fly home and i'm gonna walk home all right [Applause] i is about to officially proclaim a announcement about sadie hawkins da
y which is tomorrow any man that does not appear will suffer the most disstressful consequences my committee here will choose a wife for him and mary and sam will do the rest my dear friends are dog pack that's all the official course is blocked off with the usual flags and it's now open for practice i can't do it i ain't gonna i was supposed to be dead but you promised me little abner he did not he's got an engagement for marriage with me at this very moment he has not cause he's gonna marry wi
th me at this very moment he's mine his mom's mine looks like some of the gals is trying to jump the guns wait a minute tomorrow is sadie hawkins day keep your hands off of them you keep yours off in them mayor gurgle we've engaged to be married this very noon she comes along he promised to marry me this noon and this year just a minute just a minute lil abner did you promise these two gals well yes sir your promise that's all i want to know thank you committee it is my decision that this matter
be settled tomorrow in the sadie hawkins race whichever girl catches him he's heard in the meantime little abner yorkum is reserved for only these two gals until sundown tomorrow [Music] and they're the best girl [Applause] daisy me good luck thank you man [Music] so naturally i figured i was going to be dead instead of which i'm afraid i'm gonna be married up with two different gals mammy you're gonna have me son your hair's got yourself in a terrible mess what must i do according to the rules
of sadie hawkins day i can't tell you nothing i've got an idea little abner if something should happen to wendy wild chapter why but somebody's got to help me all i can do is just give you a hint what is it mammy it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit what you mean pangie yeah that's all i can tell you safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit i quit your warning son i washed your nice clean shirt for the sadie hawkins celebration tonight go on go and have a lot of fun safer home dog and a rabb
it he brought in the groove boys oh i sure hate these formal dances shoes hurts my [Music] feet [Music] day [Music] lazar tomorrow he is liable to be back there's no mole lambda sure wouldn't lie to have this dance with you [Music] there joe you had your i wishes to dance with y'all oh i don't want to dance don't make no difference you'll say you got it that's right oh [Music] excuse me very kindly but it's now my turn today give me a call boys [Music] attention quiet everybody babies and bachel
ors we are about to hold the sadie hawkins bachelor beauty review all bachelor's line up here with the platform come only lately using this contest but he's resolving me can't help it all the bachelor's got to get in line that's the rules go on showing up to get myself kissed for marriage me too then building fire are you ready start the music 14 9 11. i like that big dorky red-headed boy i've been after him for four years and this yara aims to catch our wish is to consult with you about our hon
eymoon tomorrow night should be mine lavender just think oh here's a thinker about me i was trying to figure out why it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit [Music] your riddle is simple on account it's safer to chase than to be chased chase be chased i'll get it now oh happy sadie hawkins [Music] poor boy don't be so tender he's cool wendy wild catcher surely is anxious from what i hear that little abners will catch em yo just gotta catch in this yard daisy may all bachelors to the starting
line all righty fine company here mayor got a good yard good job yes sir well good luck boys hi there good luck seeing the more determined looking a lot of girls but plenty what if anyone can't catch us here howdy sassafras i ain't seen you since last eddie hawkins day if you ain't gonna do nothing for our son i is is i i is brilliant so use tools as bachelors ain't you no no get in line [Music] hello yeah mr earthquake what you want little man uh i would like to make a business call on you what
business a little skunk like you got with me please hold your horses yes first i want you to keep your wendy wildcat for marrying with my son little f does she catch him in the race i met your son does you give me that bar guarantees you'll never see wendy wildcat again i know you promise on your honor i promise yep it's high noon clear the calls clear to court now everybody understands the rules when i fires the gun the first time the batch voice takes off two minutes later i fired the gun the
second time and the gals takes off any bachelor that gets catch has got to ask the girl to marry with him yeah all you've got to remember to meet is and i'm guaranteed to give you the finest wedding that's all everybody get ready on your mark all righty get set [Music] stand aside i'm on get the gals to the [Music] [Music] lineup good luck to you daisy mate we're for you that gal ain't got a chance with me go get him wendy we fire you [Music] ready [Music] all right [Music] hmm [Music] hey erni
e hey [Music] oh you come what has you done with earthquake magoon i ain't done nothing with him but look what he did with me which way did he go even another way hurry up come on deputies get the dynamite ben and don't forget your badges keep safe on the course without him come on oh there's one in there for you [Music] you catch a ball cap far on squad you're miserable [Music] oh uh [Music] um [Music] come on man follow me [Music] so come on name i got him i've got i'll do the clear i reckon i
'll have to catch my breath what boy is your left i was just i was just a stranger around here i'm looking them over i mustn't take too long or when the wildcat will catch little avenue shaw what are so humorous i just thought maybe he ain't worth character convenient worth kitchen he's the finest boy in all these yard hills and the best looking why all the gals is crazy down hands off i catch them first so suppose you think you got yourself something i sure had little lamb dear you was mine at
least the lavender but when it comes to kissing pretty women little daisy may pursue him he always runs away but you ought to see him go on sadie hawkins [Music] whisper what's your special little job you
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