Lisa FARTS in the MUSEUM | Basic English conversation | Learn English

good morning Welcome to our Museum my name is Natalie hi Natalie I am Lisa no one asked for your name Lisa now Focus we're going to see the whole museum very important please don't touch anything why not because things are very expensive here don't ask such stupid questions Lisa sweetheart yes what do you want I think Milo wants to go out I already went yesterday he has to go out three times a day you wanted a dog Marie that is your problem what is that it's the oldest statue in the world

it was built built by the Egyptians cool how old is it about 2,000 years so the same age as Mr Coon's socks haahaha who said that Samuel was that you no it wasn't me you're really letting me go for a walk with Milo yes why I'm a woman it'll be dark outside soon so what you're an independent woman I am in favor of equal rights and what is that it's an antique vase from Italy it once belonged to Leonardo D Vinci I know him Leonard Vincent is my neighbor no Lisa it's someone else why do you al

ways have to embarrass me Lisa I have an idea Martin are you bringing a pizza let us make a bet yes but I don't have any money it is not about money what do you want to beted on the loser has to go out with Milo for a whole month what is this that is it also 2,000 years old no it's the canteen we're taking a short break let let us continue in 20 minutes thanks Natalie I'll be right back oh man what did I just eat yesterday you've got my attention we're having a little competition the loser

must go with Milo okay I'm in what kind of competition come on let's go to the Garden what are you up to hey do you want to play a game yes of course which one let's play hide and seek okay you hide and we'll find you let's go that was exhausting I need to get back to the others Mr Coons there you are I've been looking everywhere for you why is the break already over it's not about the break it's about you I'm thinking the same thing what is that supposed to be well what do you think we're

doing a dance off what is that supposed to be if you dance worse you lose you've got no chance against me we'll see that later where are you hiding Samuel behind the statue over there and you okay then I'll go to Vincent's vase these are steps we must hurry what do you mean by that you don't have to hide it I know you like me I also think you area attractive who do you mean well what do you say now Martin are you giving up are you crazy I never give up I'll beat you easy do you see anythin

g Marcus no not yet look faster then they must be here somewhere we're not going to lose not against Samuel and Lisa but we only have two minutes left don't play the innocent I know you have a thing for me I think you're confusing me so you think I'm ugly no I didn't mean that you think I'm ugly you really are a pig are you getting tired yet Marie no I can do it all night me too here is my special technique is that supposed to be something special this is for you Martin did you hear that ye

s it came from the statue did the Statue just fart no but maybe it was someone else Samuel I see you you've lost oh man my spot was so good I'll just go behind Vincent's vase no one will find me there someone's coming I must hurry the person is getting closer and closer that must be Sarah and Marcus why are all men like that I'll never find my prince Natalie wait none of this was meant that way I think you are hot too where did you learn that in dance School you are going to dance school i

t's against the rules why there are no rules ah hello neighbors what do you want fenders we've got work to do come out wherever you are Lisa we know you're here somewhere I don't see her what is with you me neither she is really good at hiding can you maybe turn down the music a bit no we can't we're doing a dance off right now don't you see that yes but that is too loud don't be such a boring person tell us who dances better okay but give it your best shot Martin you first do you smell tha

t yes I know that smell there is only one thing in the world that smells so bad Lisa's fart she's here somewhere get ready for the finale Marie let's go I learned that in Argentina I call it the Martin dance okay now you Marie I also have an ace up my sleeve prepare yourself self for something Martin there you are we've got you Lisa oh man I want another round okay the loosers are starting take that Martin where did you learn that it is clear Marie won what a bummer I hate losing your fart

has betrayed you I shouldn't have eaten beans yesterday I can't stop farting Lisa you broke the vase oh no Vincent is going to be mad you have always annoyed me flenders haha I won have fun walking Milo can you turn off the music now come on Milo let's get it over with Marie did not win my dance was much better flenders will still regret that what do we do now we just run away and pretend nothing has happened do you think that works yes but we must hurry oh my God the antique vase what did

you do that was Lisa Sarah you snitch wow he is cute what is his name it's Milo oh how sweet hi Milo this is Barbie we can let them play together sure why not that thing is worth a million EUR but it is pretty fragile get out of here right away why do you always have to embarrass me especially you Lisa it was not my fault here this is for you what is that the bill for the vase what you want a million euros otherwise Lisa will go to prison are you here for the first time I've never seen you

before yes it's my first time walking Milo is fun there you are Barbie wait a minute where is Milo I have no idea have a nice evening mil what are we doing now people we must somehow get a million EUR maybe we could replace the vase we'll make one and say it's from Vincent good idea Samuel Milo are you here somewhere hi Milo can you hear me Milo come back where is Martin staying for so long he should actually be here already I'll call him hi Marie are you all right yes everything is fine w

ith me and with you why is it taking so long you know Milo and I are having so much fun we're doing an extra big round I'm happy about that see you later then few that was close I need to find Milo quickly do you think that stands out no the vas looks the same I don't see any difference wait Vince since vase was dirtier it's perfect now shall we go to the museum yes let's go Lisa you've done it again he must be here somewhere Milo come now it won't work like that I need to think I've got it

I'm going to cast a bait now Milo must come to me the plan with the vase didn't work we need a new one my uncle has a restaurant and we can work there then we'll get money good idea Marcus the four of us will quickly add up a million hi Milo look what I've got for you a delicious piece of ham I hear footsteps it must be Milo Lisa Marcus you go to the cash register Sarah and Samuel you clean the toilets why do I have to clean the toilet because I say so come on Sarah we need the money okay

I'll do it everyone to their position can't I have some peace and quiet for once if that's another joke someone will be in trouble you're not Milo you are a polar bear yes you can have the ham but please don't eat me hi what would you like to order I'll have a big MC German with extra cheese please okay that's 5 please pleas okay here is 20 thanks here's your money back but that's 50 yes 20 - 5 is 50 here is your burger okay thanks next please I've never cleaned a toilet before me neither

it can't be that difficult I think so too you just have to wave around a bit so here yes exactly you're doing very well Natalie what are you doing here I just couldn't resist Mr Coons I needed to see you again how do you know where I live oh that's obvious I followed you all the way to your apartment she is completely insane it was so close close the bear almost ate me and he ate my ham honey where are you staying I'm starting to worry about you no you don't have to worry I'll be right bac

k home where are you exactly I'm still in the park Milo is playing with other dogs okay but please hurry now yes I will will see you soon hello what would you like to eat I'll have a big MC German menu with extra fries are you sure yes why well you're pretty fat maybe you should eat a little less how much longer is this going to take I am not sure I think we're done and and what do we do with all this stuff can you use it again no it's filthy we flush it down the toilet yes good idea shall

we watch a movie together yes of course there's definitely something good going on at the cinema no not at the movies we're staying here are you sure I'd really like to go outside preferably where there are other people no absolutely not I just want you to myself cie bear come on out Milo you must be somewhere around here I don't want to play games anymore what is that on the ground it looks like traces of Paws they must be from Milo well wait if I get you you there will be trouble is every

thing going well with you yes boss have you finished the toilets yet yes we're done how are things with you Lisa are you okay yes but I'm almost out of money how can that be there was €1,000 in the cash register what noise is that anyway sounds like it's dripping just as you like then let's watch the movie right here it's really nice here cie bear you've set that up well I need to get out of here somehow the sound is coming from the cave it's definitely Milo hang on Milo I'm coming why is

there water on the ground did any of you clog the toilet we've washed down all the cleaning stuff was that not right you've done what well what movie are we watching what are you into you can choose the movie wow you really are a gentleman I knew that from the start I need to sneak in into the bathroom I can call the police there why don't you just select the movie in the meantime I'll be right back consider it done cie bear but don't stay away for too long I miss you already hello Milo are

you here somewhere you just barked but that didn't sound like Milo more like a it was a really hard day at work I wonder how much money we'll get maybe we could ask him for a bonus my dad always gives it to his best employees good idea Sarah I'll ask him right away Hi boss can we get our salary I need to call the police they're the only ones who can help me now come on answer no I'm not leaving a message I want to talk to a policeman are you having trouble hearing you should leave a messag

e I don't have time for that it is urgent what happened to you I was abducted Dear Wolf good wolf please don't eat me I'm out of food it's all gone already I'm sorry you want something our salary for the day please and a bonus please I'll summarize again Lisa you spent €1,000 too much all the food was free today sorry math has never been my strong suit Sarah Samuel you've clogged all the toilets we have a water damage of €1,000 we have to shut down for a whole month sorry bro it was not in

tentional so how much is our bonus now get out of my restaurant right now you were abducted where are you in my house huh I thought you were Abdu abducted yes the abductor is at my house are you kidding me it is a woman she's completely insane trust me what did she do exactly she was following me and she calls me kuny bear is this another one of those phone pranks no I'm serious I'm in danger that's right a woman abducted you and calls you cie bear I can make fun of myself hello can you hea

r me he just hung up this is too much for me you don't want to come back Milo all right stay where you are then maybe I'll just buy Maria dog that looks like Milo she will not notice the difference that was my law stop we still need all the money we're really not good at this how are we supposed to get that much money so quickly my uncle once made a lot of money quickly how well he played the lottery and won it's a good plan Samuel with the right ticket we'll get the money quickly where hav

e you been so long cie bear I only went to the bathroom for a minute I did mention that and why did it take so long well I have diarrhea why are you lying to me cie bear I really did not expect that from you I wasn't lying I can listen to your cell phone you can do what stop immediately Milo enough running away very good come here I don't have anything to eat anymore because a polar bear ate everything after that I was almost eaten by a wolf it's all because of you no they're not fairy tal

es that really happened oh no not again how can I help you we want to buy a lottery ticket how old are you you must be at least 15 we're 15 okay that's €1 please but we only have €1 then there is no ticket for you please I absolutely must win okay you can have the ticket for €1 thank you you're the best come on Lisa open that thing it's our last chance it must work and what does it say the card says loser we didn't win yes I hear everything so I'm completely insane none of this was meant th

at way I'm really disappo pointed in you Cy bear take care please don't run in there Milo I don't want to get in trouble let's just go home okay any last words cie bear tell the students that we're still writing the test on Thursday get the dog away from me I hate dogs attack Milo ouch make him stop only if you disappear from the city and forget Lisa's debts okay I'm leaving tomorrow what is going on here how much money was in the cash register A500 B 1,000 C €1,500 write a comment and