>> > OK AY . TA BL E FO R TW O RI GH T HE RE . >> T HA NK Y OU . >> T HA NK S. >> E NJ OY . >> W OW , HO NE Y, T HI S PL AC E IS NI CE . >> Y EA H. I' M GL AD W E' RE D OI NG T HI S. IT 'S B EE N TO O LO NG S IN CE W E' VE HA D A DA TE N IG HT . >> T HA T' S CR AZ Y! >> I S WE AR T HI S CH IC K, T OT AL TE N, P OP S OU T A FU LL S ET O F DE NT UR ES . >> G NA RL Y! >> D UD E, D UD E. >> T HE SE G UY S AR E SO L OU D. >> Y OU W AN T ME T O GO S AY SO ME TH IN G? >> Y OU D ON 'T H AV E TO D O TH A
T . >> D UD ES , DI D YO U GU YS W AT CH T HE GA ME L AS T NI GH T? >> Y O, L eB RO N WE NT O FF ! >> L eB RO N JA ME S! >> T HA T' S IT . I' M GO IN G TO G O SA Y SO ME TH IN G. IT 'S O UR D AT E NI GH T. I' M GO IN G TO T EL L TH EM T O JU ST KE EP I T DO WN . HE Y! >> C AN W E HE LP Y OU ? >> Y EA H. I JU ST W AN TE D TO S AY Y OU G UY S SE EM L IK E RE AL LY C LO SE F RI EN DS . TH AT 'S S PE CI AL . HO PE Y OU G UY S TR EA SU RE T HA T. WI SH I H AD A G RO UP O F GU YS L IK E TH IS . YO U M
U ST R EA LL Y LO VE E AC H OT HE R. >> Y EA H, I G UE SS I L OV E TH EM . >> D ON 'T S AY I T TO M E. SA Y IT T O TH EM . >> O H. YE AH , I LO VE Y OU G UY S. >> C OO L. >> T HA NK S, M AN . >> Y EA H. DE FI NI TE LY . >> N IC E. AN YW AY , YO U FE LL AS E NJ OY YO UR SE LV ES . WE LL , I DO N' T TH IN K WE 'L L BE HE AR IN G FR OM T HE M AN YM OR E. >> B AB E, W HA T WA S TH AT ? I TH OU GH T YO U WE RE G OI NG T O TE LL TH EM T O BE Q UI ET . >> O H, T HE Y' LL B E QU IE T NO W. YO U SE E, N
OT HI NG S HU TS U P A GR OU P OF G UY S LI KE A N EA RN ES T EX PR ES SI ON O F HO W MU CH T HE Y ME AN TO E AC H OT HE R. >> S ER IO US LY ? TH AT W OR KS ? >> S EE F OR Y OU RS EL F. >> H OW 'S Y OU R ST EA K? >> L OO KS G OO D. >> C OO L. >> T HA T' S CR AZ Y. >> O H, Y EA H. ON E TI ME A T A SL EE PO VE R IN MI DD LE S CH OO L, I T OL D MY F RI EN DS TH AT L AU GH IN G WI TH T HE M WA S TH E HI GH LI GH T OF M Y DA Y. HA VE N' T SP OK EN T O TH EM S IN CE . AN YW AY , NO W TH AT W E HA VE S
OM E QU IE T, T EL L ME A BO UT Y OU R DA Y. >> O KA Y. WE LL , TO DA Y AT W OR K -- >> A ND T HA T' S WH EN I S AI D TO HI M, I D ON 'T C HA SE , I AT TR AC T! >> A NO TH ER N OI SY G RO UP . IT 'S F IN E. I GO T TH IS . EX CU SE M E. >> S OR RY . IS T HE RE A P RO BL EM ? >> Y EA H. I JU ST W AN TE D TO S AY D O YO U EV ER TH IN K AB OU T HO W YO UR M OM I S JU ST A GI RL T OO ? JU ST A G IR L LI VI NG L IF E FO R TH E FI RS T TI ME J US T LI KE Y OU . YO U KN OW , TH IS I S ST UP ID , BU T I
AC TU AL LY H AV E TH IS P HO TO O F MY MO M PA IN TI NG M Y NU RS ER Y WH IL E SH E WA S PR EG NA NT W IT H ME I F Y' AL L WA NT T O LO OK A T IT A ND TH IN K AB OU T YO UR M OM S, Y OU C AN TO O. >> S HE C AL LE D ME Y ES TE RD AY , AN D I LE T IT G O TO V OI CE M AI L. >> W HE N I WA S 15 , I TO OK H ER C AR AN D SM OK ED A F UL L PA CK O F CI GA RE TT ES I N IT A ND T HE N BA RF ED IN T HE F RO NT S EA T. TH E SM EL L NE VE R LE FT . >> O NE T IM E, I T HR EW A S UI TC AS E AT M Y MO M BE C
A US E SH E WO UL DN 'T LE T ME S HA VE M Y HE AD . I RE AL LY R EG RE T TH AT . >> Y EA H. AN YW AY , I' M SO RR Y TO B OT HE R YO U. EN JO Y YO UR M EA L. WE LL , TH AT O UG HT T O TA KE C AR E OF TH AT . >> W OW . TH AT S UR E WA S SO ME TH IN G. >> Y EP . NO TH IN G QU IE TS U P A GR OU P OF WO ME N QU IT E LI KE A R EM IN DE R OF TH EI R MO TH ER 'S H UM AN IT Y. >> N IC E JO B, H ON EY . NO W WE C AN G ET B AC K TO D AT E NI GH T. YO U SA ID S OM ET HI NG H AP PE NE D AT WO RK T OD AY ? >>
Y EA H. I CH EA TE D ON Y OU W IT H MY B OS S, AN D I TH IN K WE S HO UL D BR EA K UP . >> H EY , BA BY C AK ES , WA NT T O GE T OU T OF H ER E? >> Y EA H. SO RR Y. >> A W, M AN . >> H EY , MA N, A RE Y OU O KA Y? >> I 'L L BE A LL R IG HT . TH AN KS F OR C HE CK IN G IN O N ME , GU YS . IT R EA LL Y ME AN S A LO T TH AT Y OU CA RE S O MU CH A BO UT M E. OH , TH EY 'R E GO NE . GO D, I G OT T O ST OP D OI NG T HA T.
Comments
the way i physically recoiled when sydney sweeney said "do you ever think your mom's just a girl?". surefire way to shut me up
no idea why… but andrew’s face @0:19 killed me.
Andrew Dismukes is a secret weapon. He's always funny.
I like when she breaks up with him and the "Aw, maaaan" sounds like he just ran out of Pop Tarts. Excellent!
Don't mess with my hungry guys!
Andrew wear a fake mustache i usually assume its his Idea he wearing a mustache for fun to see if he really want to commit to one.
I thought we were going to get a third loud table when she told him about her boss. Andrew stayed on brand though. 🤣
This sketch made me emotional… I don’t know why.
Molly's line wouldve been slightly funnier if she said "The smell never left...but I did" and started crying.
I like when you guys do smart funny sketches every once in a while.
I get most of my pop psych lessons from SNL.
So this is the girl Australia named an entire city after.
They actually sewed a pocket with a button inside her dress just for that note!
When I was 15 I took her car and smoked a full pack of cigarettes in it, and then barfed in the front seat. The smell never left. My favorite moment of the show.
His face and mustache in the background when dude said "pops out a set of dentures " 😂😂😂
That was actually a little bit profound - nice work!
G. Costanza woulda said ‘Let’s take it outside & I’ll show You what’s it Like'
This is a gem.
I may be strange, but I LOVE it when there is a loud, rambunctious table nearby. It makes me wish I was part of the fun and could join the antics. I am not usually one who is at a loud table, but would like to be. I live vicariously through the loud table nearby in a restaurant....lol.
He did a great job at quieting them down then she did a great job of quieting down the women. Great twist ending