they're really taking their time aren't they yeah I'm not super surprised you know how Eden and Irene can be and I honestly don't think Jackie really likes me that much so she's probably not showing up then why even invite her I don't know maybe I'm wrong anyway well since it's just two of us there's actually been something I've been meaning to ask you Pearl your friends are here oh great I'll be right back awesome hi Grace Grace hey Grace so what are we doing uh I honestly didn't think I get th
is far um we could maybe play Mario Kart if you guys want to I only have one controller I'm sorry I forgot how did you forget that Eden shut up so what Pearl your other friend is here oh one second hey everyone hey hi Jackie so what did I miss not much we were mostly just trying to figure out what to do how about Truth or Dare yes please fine as long as none of the dares are like destroying my furniture or something what of course why would you even have to specify that I've had past experiences
with this game okay then who's going first uh um Jackie you go first since you suggest this okay Irene truth or dare I think dare I dare you to push that ugly ugly lamp over like look at it God come on dude Pearl literally just said she had past experiences or or something I think okay Jackie I'm just going to ignore your dare Pearl Truth or Dare truth do you have a crush any you at school boring it's literally such a boring overdone question why do you even dare oh shut up I mean she is right
though it's pretty garbage like your dare wasn't anyways Pearl no not as far as I can tell how could you not tell you uh wouldn't get it uh grace truth or dare dare I dare you to I don't know um put on those weird sunglasses and wear them for the rest of the game all right a you look kind of nice don't lie to her Pearl uh Irene Truth or Dare truth have you ever eaten anything out of the trash no I haven't but I do know someone who has um Jackie truth or dare dare I dare you to go on your phone a
nd text a random number something really like sinister sinister okay you got [Music] it [Applause] so I said I haven't forgotten about the $2,000 you owe me if you can't get me my money by next week then for your sake I sure hope your apartment is wheelchair accessible also I'm going to kill your wife wow I feel like that last part was maybe a bit too far Shut Up Eden truth or dare dare but not another stupid Furniture one okay I'm obviously not going to do that whatever I dare to eat a spoonful
of ketchup I'll go get some have fun you know you act like this is a bad thing for me oh God here we go again here you go thank [Music] you Eden Eden stop now jeez you didn't stop but it's good and a power move no it's not stop you always Burl Truth or Dare truth okay um have you ever intentionally gotten someone in trouble because you didn't like them like in the school with the with the parents with the law have you ever tried to ruin someone's life have you ever done that no boring Jackie tr
uth or dare dare um okay uh how about you put on those other weird sunglasses over there you don't be so final about [Music] it so why are you making us put on your clothes it's really hard to come up with dares on the spot all right sunglasses really aren't the same thing as actual clothes it is really not that hard I think you're just some going to freak in trying to cover it up and why do you have multiple pairs of ugly sunglasses anyway like was this premeditated or did you just suck it Jack
ie shut up genuinely shut up grace truth or dare truth okay then truth it is have you ever stolen anything yes at my job sometimes I take money out of the cash reg at the end of my shift I usually take like $10 I the most I've taken is like 75 or 80 I've uh done this more times than I can count of my hands to be completely honest awesome I love stealing too they still have actual money in those registers they definitely do Irene truth or dare dare I dare you to go outside and good dare I support
that he didn't shut it to go outside and yell all the information on the back of that water bottle yeah yeah I don't know fine real So Random Middle School humor you got with that dare very mature okay you have no place to talk about being mature in any way oh so now you want to talk about nutrition facts serving size one bottle amount per serving 0 calories total fat 0 g 0% sodium oh my God 0% total carbohydrates 0 g 0 % total sugar 0 g includes 0 g added sugar 0% protein 0 GS not a significan
t source of other nutrients percent DV equals percent daily value okay I guess that was kind of funny I think I saw one of your neighbors staring at me a you're making new friends Pearl Truth or Dare truth what's the worst thing you've ever Li Li to your parents about uh probably about how bad my mental state is I think that's the worst thing you asked this is the game I'm sorry for answering a question Eden Truth or Dare about Truth for a change how much have you stolen way too much to count ho
nestly I always steal from school like every day I always steal it from the convenience stores whenever I'm there I stole two bottles of ketchup from Walmart the other day two of them I also stole a whole bunch of random crap from Hobby Lobby but I don't really count that as proper theft because it's more morally justifiable stop you stop truth or dare dare wait what no well I dare you to leave leave the room you've been so stifling my hobbies my passions I just don't want to deal with your toxi
city anymore door's right over there I'm not doing that I literally just left but like you have to it's a dare we're all going to make fun of you if you don't do it I wouldn't make fun of you if you didn't want to Jackie is going to going to make fun of you if you don't do it okay fine whatever I guess I'll just go hang out in the hallway then Irene you can come back once the game's done who goes next if Irene's gone I could go again uh sure grace truth or dare dare all righty I dare you to do a
backflip off the bed stupid dare but okay you're okay with this right pearl mhm awesome are you okay yeah I'm fine Jackie Truth or Dare truth I don't trust you to give a good dare do you hate everyone here like genuinely no Jackie you're not supposed to lie and Truth or Dare it's like the whole point I'm not lying maybe my voice is just like that okay but it's literally not we've all heard you speak dude God you're such a jerk grace truth or dare we're not doing this guys Truth or Dare who is i
mmature truth coward whatever how long has it been since you brushed your fur Grace what kind of truth or dare question is that cuz it really seems like it's been a while I mean look at you oh my god wow guys please and you're too much of a wimp to even pick dare from me it's honestly kind of pathetic what would your dare even be I dare you to give me all your money honestly that's not a bad idea but no I wouldn't obviously I just want a fair and honest fist fight with you and I don't think you'
d do that unless I dared you whoa what oh do you not know what a fist fight is well it's where you punch each other or rather where I beat that crap out of you you know what screw it here goes Pearl truth or dare uh truth would you like to get out of here just the two of us we could go to a nice restaurant I have the money for that since I stole bun from my job uh we we could have a nice evening together and maybe uh maybe maybe uh uh you don't have to if you don't want to yes I think I would th
at sounds nice or nicer than this at least oh okay then um let's go is the game over I heard yelling oh bye well I guess those two aren't coming back what a coward kind of awkward this is Pearl's house blind
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