Maan Karate Comedy Scenes | When "Kural" was an issue! | Sivakarthikeyan

Mike Tyson, Mohammad Ali, Jet Li Bruce Lee, MGR, Sharath Kumar, Jayam Ravi Let all these boxers who stung like a bee save me This chap? 1 round with him and I must guzzle 10 more rounds when I get home! Open the rope Vavval...Vavval! He looks like a gorilla's premature baby Ladies and gentlemen, I am 18 times champion Where did you buy this belt? Heavy weight champion belt If buffaloes like you win we'll ourselves give it - You must not bring it yourself - I don't accept anything from anyone Wha

t about a punch? Why are you all brainless? Oh God! I missed the belt, referee I'll smash your fa- Referee, you're insulting me in front of my brothers If I pounce you'll be pulp and juice! These are your brothers? They look like flowerpot-heads Think you're hero's brothers in the film 'Veeram'? Referee! I'm fuming mad at him My aim is focused at him Come on Are you aiming at him? - Yes, referee - He's my aim too Let's shake hands He tortured me in the last round Go and kill him somehow, Vavval

Come, let's hit him together - Referee! - You have to hit him Want to drag me to a murder trial? Come...come...come Ducking, dodging, diving, jiving All your 'Maan karate' tactics won't work this time around Saw the guy? He looks like a bear's youngest son He'll kill you in just 1 punch Try to win and live Start First round! Hit Hey, don't come behind Yazhini! Don't go in front of Yazhini Hey! Don't talk about Yazhini Wait...wait...wait Who's Yazhini? Referee, I love Yazhini, I joined this compe

tition only to marry her Is that so...? Yes, spit on him - What is this? - Referee, he's lying He's lying He's a dangerous animal You are lying it seems Are you lying? No...no...no, referee He's lying...come on Wait...wait Are you mad or what? Have you guys come here to fight? - I know - Brainless buffaloes Okay, I am pack up Come here They are knocking me out Box Hit each other Punch him Punch him Like that Left hook Upper punch They'll ring the bell anytime now His over enthusiasm is a pain! I

f you continue like this, I'll just toss a coin and declare the winner - Toss? I choose heads...the boss - Then I want the young commander You can favor actors Ajith, Vijay whomever Shameless fellow, just punch him once for having come into the ring Dude! If you're true to your bat-man name Vavval... ...then try and punch me once If you're the son of a male bat then punch him once...only once Come...come...come Are you insulting my father? Daadddddddddy! Why did he get angry now? Get ready I am

punching now What's happening? Come...come...come I missed Peter...! Bat has sprouted a wing He has flown the ring The bear went threadbare! His head is stuck at an odd angle! Referee! How shameless can he be! Okay...okay Why do you come in front of a boxer? I'm not hitting you because I'm in a good mood Go...move aside Juice, sir Why do you also look so dark like my friend Fire Kumar? - It's your dark glasses, sir - Oh...it's okay - What juice is it? - Hand out By my own hand! Pineapple juice W

ine apple juice? Tickle my ribs?! Maybe then I can laugh - Feed me, dude - Look at my fate! Open your mouth Do I look like Srividya in the film Aboorva sagodharargal to you? Just like how she was poisoned by the villains No irresponsibility at all, bloody fool - Who are you? - Coach, sir Find your own passenger for your damn coach? Boxing coach, sir Coach, all sides closed No gate to escape, huh? Climb over the rope Deal with you later Am I a sightseeing object of interest like Taj Mahal! - Don'

t make a fuss - Lift your hand Higher - Open your mouth - Are you a dentist? Take a deep breath Inhale deeper Do you think you are like the archer Arjuna...? Just follow his instructions Box If you dance this way, I can also match with 'Goundamani style'...want to see? Stop hitting me, boss Coach! He's punching me You buffalo, ask him to stop hitting me Bro, I'll get you some money from the IT team Fire kumar, they are beating up a boxer Who are they? Is he really a boxer? My father doesn't like

me fighting with anyone...tell him, you deaf buffalo! Silly boy! Whose voice do you intend imitating now? My original voice All the best This is 'Thirukkural' competition Not mimicry, hope that's clear Recite a couplet 'Rain begets the food we eat And forms food and drink comple-' You think you are 'Revolver Rita'...come out You were doing good Why did you stop? What's chimney-nose chap doing here? 'It is wise to seek truth everywhere from whoever-' - Awww! Crow...? - Robin Hood...come here, ma

n 'Thupparkku thuppaya'- They took it away, sir Took away what? Be calm...don't get flustered 'Thupparkku thuppaya...duba'- Next line? Going to Dubai? 'My love is gone for a toss!' Can I drink some water? 2nd chance also gone for a toss? 'A kind deed though small in hour of need outweighs the whole world indeed' 'There is redemption for all crimes but not ingratitude in all times' 'Analyze virtues of a man, plus and minus Then decide according to the excess' 'A friend is like the hand rushing to

aid a state of undress without being asked' 'Be born with fame if birth you want Or else you are not worthy to flaunt' 'Humility takes one to God's realm And indulgence to hell's mayhem' 'One who speaks harsh, not sweet is like choosing unripe fruits to eat' 'Wisdom worth acquiring, learn flawlessly And stand by that learning faithfully' 'Disciplined conduct gives one dignity Cherish beyond life its purity' 'Even if God denies reward of fulfillment effort awards its own payment' Ragini printers

! What has Ragini printers got to do with these couplets? I read that too, sir Syllabus 'Selected' Why is he miming an auto driver now? - Congratulations - Soooper I thought I'd mess it up I was so nervous but- How did you manage to win? Basically hard work, sincerity dedication...and...uh...love In love with whom? Ragini...? Is that why you added 'Ragini printers' in the end? How do you know? I was the one who put it up there! - You? - Hmm - Love? - Hmmmm! - Super?! - God help me!! 'We are prou

d to introduce a special celebrity to you' 'He began his career in 2001 National tournament' Whom is he praising sky high like this? 'With his diligence, dedication-' '...with discipline as his backbone he has adjudged tournaments' 'And elevated the contestants to international level' 'The 1 and only referee Tiger Tyson' Open He seems to be in awe of me?! Soooper hey...soooperay Excuse me, is this a fashion show? Pooh! Remove your dark glasses 1st time on stage, huh? This is boxing I'm not like

other referees I am very, very strict SHUT UP...colander mouth fellow Hands up Open your mouth Fix your clip You called it a soup bowl when she gifted it to you! Come on Shake hands and get introduced to each other How are you? What does your father do? He's a construction worker Keep your small talk elsewhere - Okay - Hey...get back in You and your comedy! Now the rules and regulations You don't know English...? I'll update you in Tamil - 10 rounds on the whole - Wowwww! Not booze...boxing! 3 m

inutes for 1 round So for 10 rounds...? - 40 minutes - Broom stick will fly! 30 You'll excel You'll be on top, fatso After 3 minutes, a bell will be rung We can go and eat then Why not go straight home? Glutton! Are you a boxer?! Look at this boxer's behavior? Don't be silly...! When you punch him, you should take it straight on your nose Same goes for you No hiding, no dodging Both should co operate without batting an eyelid! Only then game will finish fast and we can all go home Go and take of

f the jacket - Whose?! - Yours, you idiot! I'm sparing you because I have gloves! Carry on...carry on Your plan of action, Blackie boy Aim straight Punch here and there I'm the referee Get off me Ready...box Come on...don't be a pain Knock him out with 1 solid punch Where is he...missing? Am I some teenage girl for you to circle around me? Hit him They bring tramps from the road and ask them to box on stage Where is he? Catch him...punch If he keeps playing 'I-spy' when will he start the fight?

- This is 'Maan Karate' sir - That means...? It's a new technique To dart away like a deer Upper punch Aim...focus Don't take your eyes off him 6-7-8-9-10 Blackie boy has won - He or me? - You have won Boxing is so easy Yazhini, your guy has won Really? Thank God! Sir, pose 'New kind of boxing by novel boxer Children follow his footsteps' - Hi - Hiiii! This is my Peter Haven't you met him? Boxer Boxer...? He doesn't look like one, right? 'Why are you putting doubts into their heads?!' Try your p

unches on him Go ahead, try your luck How smartly she strings them along I'll be your punching bag Your turn! What on earth do they eat to have iron fists like these?! - Me...me...? - Yeah! Why are you teary eyed? Love Luvvvv...?! 'Since Maan karate Peter is the contestant crowds throng to the ring, especially kids' Can't be your muscle power More likely ant bite! Action...rock on Saw his diversion tactics? You saw the guy? He means business Hit him on the nose and knockout- Ready...ready...read

y, box What is this? Punch him! Come on Bravo! He'll show his monkey tricks Focus- 1...2...3...! Come on...come on Get up, don't strip him Lift it higher Stand like a boxer! You numskull! You are supposed to hit him Position Box Thanks to his clever tricks I even forgot my job! Wait Come on...come on...come on Operation success Stop Only today I found out even I have blood in my body So I'm very happy Result, referee? Tiger has hit Tyson, right? He's disqualified You think you can get away with

your sexy foxtrot?! Maan Karate Peter finals qualified by default Straight to the finals, huh? All the best Boxing really is easy! Go...this way "Oh girl...fragrance of flower on me will shower-" God help me That stink was from biryani I swear I don't eat meat I promise on my mother Swear on God...hello? You planted such a big bomb in my love, you Alladin goblin! If ever I get hold-? If you disturb me when I haven't got over my hang over... - Dear, someone is peeping at bathroom? - Leave it, he

has a bad taste Yazhini Darjeeling Why is your voice sounding so lousy? Liquor was lousy, man You avatar of 'Avatar', shut up Silly me! I didn't even pick up her call, huh?! - Yazhini - Where are you? - I'm at home practicing - I'm also outside your house - My house...my house? - You haven't left for training yet? - Shall I hit you? - Shall I? You both don't have to hit yourselves crazy Do you want to hit 'on' me?! - How come you've still not left? - Training, Yazhini I smell something weird her

e - Nothing weird - Nothing weird - Smell of liquor - Liquor? When I'm here...liquor smell? How it is possib- Caught red handed You caught me, Yazhini Let me spill it all Skeleton in my cupboard My father is the culprit, Yazhini He just can't go to work without a small shot daily 'She's falling for it, let me damage daddy's name fully' Tragedy of my childhood Totally addicted to alcohol I used to win trophies in sports and come home excited yelling 'daaddy' He'll grab my cup, drink from that too

and sleep, Yazhini Against all odds, I practiced hard and if I'm a famous cricket player today- I went overboard and blabbered, huh? - Peter, you are a boxer - B...Bo...Boxer...! Even you've got the knack of covering up for me Only you can manage my family, father and me 'Guys in love should be given the Oscars!' Shall we leave? Hmm...bye If I go there now, he'll ask those buffaloes to hit me Go for your practice Why wriggling all over me? Coach is waiting for you Yazhini, all these punches tir

ed my body totally Can you give me something to boost up my drained energy? Hmm...for energy drink Boost or Horlicks - There's something else - What is it? Take a leap! Then I can't practice My boxing future lies in your lips, you know! Fine, close your eyes Don't bite me What's this? 2 paise peck? You first finish your training properly I'll give you the biggie just before the match, promise Even your peck on my palm is so pulsating...! Wonder what'll happen to the guy who gets punched with thi

s palm - Who are these foreigners? - My cousins! Is that true, uncle? Walk the normal route Why this vibrator mode? Good morning, boss You don't look like a candidate for nomination in our boxing contest You don't look like an officer either Okay, sign this form It's all in Hindi! Okay guys, it's time Let's 'disturbut' the sweets - What? - Give sweets to everyone Why? My mother has told me to start any auspicious event by eating sweets Didn't she also tell you to eat with your own money? - Where

should I sign? - Here Ahaaa...how sweet...you Here...here...here...! Instead of signing he's drawing a heart and shooting an arrow What else? If I win in boxing- Who's that? Stop it Heyyyy! You speak to him He's a nasty fellow Did you come here to stuff yourself with free food? Not eat, you nose-cut fellow I've come to fight You are least qualified to discuss nose, mouth and teeth! You won the 'brainbox' contest because my brain is drained But I'm the champion when it comes to fighting - Hey Va

vval - I'm a flying bat! Hide behind me, I don't want him to bite you! "Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" Let's face each other in boxing Start the music - Must start practice from tomorrow - Do I need practice too? Only for you - Then do this for me - Apply soap on your face? Take a bowl full of cashew nuts - Toast it in lukewarm heat - Sir, why cashew nuts? Daughter of a dumbass! When you diet with beer, proteins as side dish is good for your body! Look how he angl

es for free beer! Also, when you buy beer in bulk, they may palm off different brands Don't get fooled Be careless! If brand gets mixed up my head will complain with pain Your practice will get messed up Another point to note When you buy beer, make sure to place it on your cheek Why should we do that? How dumb! Best way to check if the beer is cold or not, no? None of the shops stock cold beer nowadays My dear Rathi Agnihothri, one look at your tin-beer figure and I knew it! Don't you worry my

darling, we will find a way out Heaven help us! Looks like he is planning something big! - How's this corner here? - Don't say anything - Nice corner - We are done for! Buy a fridge for that corner Fill it with beer bottles and problem solved Sir, we are leaving now Please come tomorrow at 6:00 a.m to the gym Coach will be waiting for you - At 6:00? - Yeah - At midnight? - What midnight? That means I must wake up at 5.30 - That means I must sleep well tonight - Definitely, definitely If I must s

leep well tonight, you know this Hindi actress...? Don't get me wrong - Air conditioner model - Haaahn! Priyanka Chopra Haaahn! Just fix that brand for me Thank God, he didn't ask for that actress! Then...'mattress'! What's your favorite color? We don't have any favorite colors Shut up! He asked me, not you Blue What a coincidence! My favorite color too Will you paint my house in our favorite color? But your house is already painted blue But you didn't pay for it then! Then- We'll see you later

then Thank God, he left us with this! Hey, what's that you are carrying? - Laptop - Leave that also behind - Why didn't you add her to your list?! - Won't I...if she was a hot chick? How come he is making a grand entry in this car? Tar-tin's torture is worse! These beggars drive me crazy nowadays Hey IT team! What happened to you? You look like the maids in this apartment! Did the financier show you the back door? Mattress, why are you not picking up my calls?! You'll have split lips, watch out

The air con you fixed isn't cooling below 18 degrees Then you shouldn't complain I didn't come for training or didn't perform Boxing isn't as easy as you think, brother Hey! Do something please Right, pay my call taxi bill Definitely, definitely Plus 2 idli with coconut chutney pure and thick...be quick Okay, it's waste of time I'll start my training I might look like I'm asleep But it is meditation Signal me only if my girl lands up Okay...? Get lost What lies he concocts to simply sleep and dr

eam You mindless morons! We know he isn't Peter Then why are we pampering him? If we should get the prize money reported in that newspaper... ...we need a Peter That Peter doesn't want to accept us This Peter is not willing to abandon us We have only 2 points in our favor to win 1st is his name should be Peter 2nd is we should be with him Both fit our bill, right? Then why should we worry? Hey Fire! Sports means just playing games, right? Yes, man They are actually hitting each other Are they pl

aying some kind of game with me? Boxing isn't my kind of game Let's clear out right now Just make sure Yazhini doesn't kno- 'Great escape' somehow She seems to be calling you? Adjust and go along with my flow of words What's this? Open it and see for yourself Looks like a super gift Very clear cut! Why do I need a soup bowl now? What the traffic cops use to avoid pollution? - I got it right? - To be lowered, dude Don't forget to wear it