- Hey, bus has come
- Stop the bus... Welcome to Mahabalipuram sir It's a good place in South
You've to see it, sir See this picture sir
It's very good Madam, see this This is ceramic elephant dolls I'll take you all over there place
It's a very good place Why is he hiding his face? Sir Sir, I am Sathyaraj, the great I am explaining wonderfully
about this beautiful place No man Last year, we were in this place We met a really nice guy
A tourist guide What was his name? It seems he has noted down
his name in his book - Balaiah
- What? Where is Balaiah? Balaiah? Hey, they're asking about our man Balaiah Okay friend...Thank you
How much you have? Take it 100 bucks?
Okay, thank you Thanks a lot Balaiah - Okay...Okay
- Take it Thank you
See you next time - Sheela sister
- Thank you Take it A foreigner you've just Rs 5?
How're you managing? - Thank you
- Thank you For me? - Please come next time
- Elephant? No, take this
Thank you Thank you What more can I say about
Mahabalipuram than this?
How much ever I shout and beg - I am getting only around Rs 200
- It's all because of our people When these foreigners
land in Tamil Nadu Our people will advice them not to
give more than Rs 200 to us If they are not
generous with guides How India will become
a developed country then? What's this? - Chain
- How did you get this? That Italian girl
presented it to me I never noticed Even that girl didn't notice it You're proving that
you're 'Thief Balaiah' Sathyaraj, these foreigners are coming
to
India for the past 400 years They've stolen many things including
Kohinoor diamond from here Our Government failed
to recover it from them That's why, I'm slowly recovering
things from them Great man You rub it nicely You take a sovereign
gold by rubbing it It's pure gold Where did you lift it from? Rub only gold, not me - It's a gift
- Gift? I showed many places to that
Italian girl! This is her parting gift - What?
- 'Italy' sister Mrs Sonia Gandhi's native place Not only that She said though
highly talented
why am I staying here? And she invited me
to settle in Italy I replied her saying, I can't come
leaving Kuppusamy Achari If you had told me, we both
would've settled there Recently you had an hernia
operation, hadn't you? If you travel in flight,
you may spoil your health Why're you telling
this in front of her? - Here, take Rs1,500
- Not enough Is this not enough for you to loiter
around with this useless fellow? If you had gone to a pawn broker,
he might've given you enough mo
ney I recommended you to him, so that
we may need your help in future also But you disappointed us Sathyaraj Shut up man Give me Rs 500 more Am I going to buy Golden beach
resort with your Rs 500? You've borrowed a lot from me I thought of repaying
your loan with this Let's see to it later What do you want man? Two half boil Hey, cut the meter Murugesh, heat whatever you have Are they all your men? Certainly I will spend crores of money
to satiate people's hunger If it isn't sufficient,
I'll bor
row from world bank What did you bring
coming into this earth? What are you going
to take while leaving? Heat everything you have
Come on buddy Come fast man
new inspector is on duty - Just 5 minutes
- Be fast Come man - 2 Egg dosa
- For me too - Hey Kundani, order as you wish
- One dry fry Why are you pouring raw? Only then we'll get more kick...
Have it You looked handsome
wearing duplicate chain No way, my neck started itching Don't throw it How much ever we get boozed up We shouldn't throw p
lastic
It's a government order Where else can we throw? Come on...I'll show you If anyone creates trouble,
they will lynch First you eat less food Throw it here man What the hell did you throw? - Oh god! Forgive me Murugesh
- Leave it, I will take it You're troubling me a lot Sathyaraj, it seems some dog
has bitten Murugesh, He's barking too much Hell of you boys - What would you like to have?
- 2 idlies and 4 half-boils 'Botti'(a non vegetarian item) Who is whose competitor? I am not a competit
or to anyone
No one is competitor to me If you drink raw, you'll react like
this only 'Botti' means liver Hey I am telling you again If you utter the word 'competitor',
I'll rip out your liver Don't argue, eat quietly You're talking about
competition again He has started Sathyaraj, I'm like this plastic I won't get disintegrated
and it's impossible Good Put down your plates...
Stop licking it - Balaiah, see you
- Okay I'll also take leave - Murugesh, how much is the bill?
- Rs 330.50 paise I lov
e you Murugesh
I like this behaviour Even if a crowd comes & eat,
you'll charge only Rs 300 In a hotel in Madras I just washed my hand clean They charged me Rs 150 - Hey give me Rs 350
- I don't have money Hey, are you joking? I gave you Rs 2000,
I got from Achari I have an account We bought tickets,
festoons and liquor I don't have a penny Did you see?
I can't believe you Hands up You could've told me earlier
that you are not wearing brief Murugesh, give water
to wash my hands - How much you to
ld me?
- Rs 330.50 paise Throw it to him Give him Take this 0.50 paise Tomorrow I'll give you
balance Rs 330 Tomorrow, I've to buy rice,
spices, vegetables... Don't blabber Murugesh This shirt is worth Rs 375
Give the balance amount Rs 25 Oh God! Account is settled, isn't it? - Everything is ruined
- Keep it in your pocket My pocket is torn, isn't it? Torn? Yes, you're right Hey fool, how many crores
I had spent for you Can't you buy a brief? Do you've worn out slippers? Hey, you brought a group
and
spoiled my business... ...and made me a debtor
You fools Hey, why're you crying? Not sold... - Not sold...
- Is it? If they don't buy, let them go Had your food? Didn't have your food? You could've told me
earlier, couldn't you? Look, still she hasn't taken food First you go and have food After taking food,
sit under the shade Those who want, will
come to you and buy it Understood? Hey Kalli, come here - What's it?
- I've given money to Sigappi Buy her something to eat - Hide her from her f
ather
- Come on He may snatch it from her and drink
Sigappi, go carefully - Okay, let's go and have food
- Money? Just now you took out, right?
Like that you take out again Didn't you see me giving her? No problem for me,
I can control my hunger You'll be hungry at 10:30
and go unconscious at 12:30 We don't have money
even to buy a soda What can we do now? It is wrong if we
do it inside our town If we clean plates
in Adyar hotel Plates... Then... No need to clean them There will be water
flowing
from the tap Just we've to show the
plates under it, that's all 3 square meals & pay Rs 60 You'll get 'Pudding' on Fridays
Saturdays you'll get sesame rice You'll get variety of food everyday I'll tear you apart
I will stab you Damn it What's this man? If I talk about work,
you're getting tensed Shut up Achari won't leave you
without settling the debt That's all Hey, what can I do? - There's no one here to steal also
- If we go outside...? If we go inside the jail Balaiah, if you want omelet,
y
ou've to break the egg Really? Hey be careful Hey, it's a big bungalow
Very rich Come on Oh god! First time we're entering
a house to steal Give us plenty of money
Hey, don't push me Hey, do you find only one
drawer in this big house? Go and open some other drawers If you slowly put that ring
inside your pocket Whatever it is...let's share it Hey, if we both steal
separately, we'll get more I can't believe you Sathyaraj What's it man? Perfume I will slipper you
Go man What's it man? You came her
e
to steal, right? What are you looking there?
Go away You could've said this Hey, Jyothika
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