"எல்லாத்தயும் manage பண்றவன் தான் Manager!" | Mr.Madras Comedy Scenes | Prabhu | Goundamani

Mr. Murugan, I have made all the arrangements for you to stay in our house. What is the necessity for that? How did he come here? Govindasamy, what brings you here? Why I came here? I tell you. You lift your eye balls and think about the flash back. Madam, within 10 days if I don't find the guy who stole the tea packets, you said, you'll remove me from the watchman job. Now I have found the thief. This Ponnusamy is the thief. You rascal! I pay you a good salary. Then why did you steal tea packet

s cheaply? What is so great in that tea packet? You are making profits in millions because of our hardwork. If you pay so cheaply, who'll not steal? - Oh God! See how he is talking to you. What did you say? - Aah... Madam. - What is it? He died due to your whacking. Did he die? - His face has become blue. Don't stand here, go away. I'll bury him in our estate. Hey, I didn't do it purposely. By mistake... - Hey, am I a lawyer? I'm a watchman. Why are you arguing with me? Run away from here. Why a

re you talking without respect? - What respect? What respect do you deserve? You killed him. Go away. - Govindasamy... You bury him somehow without anybody's knowledge. I'll give you anything that you demand. Didn't you say like that? Now you do whatever I demand. I need a double bedroom with attached bathroom. I need a dining table for me to eat alone. I need a servant to serve bed coffee, horlicks, oval, bounvita and tea. In case there is no male servant, I need a female servant. For me to go

to shopping daily, a driver must already stand with car. Weekly you should pay me for my expenses. That's very important. Are you mocking me? Where will I go for all this? Why are you asking such silly questions? You have such a big building. If you say, 'Hey Govindasamy, that is your bedroom', I'll go and sit. - What? Are you going to stay here? - Then? Are you going to build a house for me in a separate island? I'll stay only here. In case, you don't accept my conditions, when Ponnusamy went,

he told me to gather all reporters and give an interview. All of you come on come on. - No...no... You can stay here. Huh. Who is that cricket player? Don't play with him. - Why? He is my manager. He is Mr. Madras! - Hi, Mr. Madras! - Hey! Hello, Mr. Madras. I'm Mr. Ooty. Glad to meet you. - Mr. Murugan... - Madam, don't worry about me. I'll rent a house and stay. - Why? You are going to give a high salary. Then why should I trouble you? Waste of energy, waste of money and waste of time. Leave i

t. - What are you saying? - Huh. What are you trying to say? - You can stay alone. I won't be able to adjust. - Who is he? A relative, but he is of a peculiar type. You go ahead. That is your room. Go. Ponnusamy...Ponnusamy... - Huh. Why are you eating green grass? I felt hungry, so I ate. Is it? - Yeah. - There is 1000 rupees cash in this. There is chicken biryani in this and rum. Keeping all this, you remain inside. Don't show your head outside. - Damn this rum! Is there no Scotch? This is als

o boiled. - Not that. I'm talking about foreign stuff. Scotch. For your face only pickle and arrack will suit. I'm being sympathetic to get all this. You'll ask this and more. Why should I bother? I'll go and stand in front of that madam. Hey, you don't come there. I'll try to arrange. Don't try, you fry. What? - I'm fed up of eating goat, hen and duck, that walk on floor. You get me the thing that flies on sky. You idiot! That is plane. How can we catch that. I'm not talking about that. I don't

know what and how you'll do it. I want biryani made from eagle and vulture kurma. Did you go to that high? - Hmm. I'll send. - Mother. As he thought, Murugan got our opposite house textile shop owner, Govindaraj's house. He made an agreement for two years and paid the advance. In the middle of those, who stick to anything they get free, seeing a person paying rent from his hand, you feel surprised, isn't it? All that is okay. He is a handsome guy. But by nature he is very innocent. How will he

beat that Thiruthani and get us our land back? I don't understand. - Hey! When have you understood? A truly talented person won't keep talking about himself always. He won't show anything openly. I know his talent. He is highly intelligent. Clever guy and his memory is excellent. He'll ride a car, horse, and he is a very good fighter. What else do you want? Huh ha huh ha... - Why are you doing like this? What happened to you? Why are you afraid? This is karate. See how I break the brick. - Okay.

- Uuh... You don't look like a karate man. You won't know. Only men like Mr. Madras will take photographs and store. We are real talented people. We won't display our talent. Are you calling a dog? From China Changi Chingi called me. I refused to go as the climate is not good. From Japan NikimoNikkado called me to give black belt. I said no to black belt and red belt. I can buy it any time. Army, Navy, Airport, City police. Reserve police, Mufti police, they all called me. I refused to go. Why

is the brick flying? There goes Mr. Madras. Thank God! This thermo coal would have betrayed me. Hi, Mr. Madras, drop me in the car to the college. I'm not a driver to drop you in college. I have come as a manager to your grandmother. So what if you are a manager? Won't you drive a car? Is a driver that cheap? In case there is no driver, you should remain as a driver. In the absence of a servant, you should be ready to go for purchasing. In case there is no one to pay electricity and water bill,

you should do it. A manager is one who can manage everything. Accept if you don't know driving. Don't bluff to me. Sir, I'll make a try, if I fail, you can take over from the middle. What do you mean by in the middle? Two wheels each? You can keep it as you wish. Come. Come. - Go man. - Yeah! What kind of Mr. Madras are you? - Come. Open the door. - Sit down. Lock the door. Hey, drive carefully. Nonsense, he is making trouble while starting. The body will have sprain if you go this fast. Drive c

arefully and slowly. You can go to an Anjineyar temple and circumambulate if you have a wish. Why are you circumambulating a circle? Mr. Madras, you are an excellent driver! You reduce the speed. Oh God! There is a vehicle on the die. Ooh... Hey, only alms can be taken on the platform. You must not ride a car. All of you move away. The car is coming in high speed. Run... I'm not saying this for myself. I'm saying it for the public. Careful! This is Ooty road. It won't be smooth. Oh no! Don't dri

ve like this. Move away. Oh no! - Shshh... - Please stop! I'm getting the vision of my grandparents, who died 50 years back. Oh god! I feel restless. Stop the car. Oh no! It is steps. - Aiyoo! Is it a car or horse cart? By mistake I asked you. Oh no... Oh God! Leave me... My heart has descended to the thigh. I don't know where my body parts are now. I have to search and find, please stop! Aah. - Shuck! - Aiyoo. Don't ride the car like a cycle. It's true I said, we'll drive two wheels each. For

that, is this the way to drive? You are great man! This is good. You drive like this. What should I do? On one side it is on top, on the other side it is tilting. You have the title of Mr. Madras. Shouldn't you win the title of Mr. India? Stop, sir. Stop, master. Stop, dear. Stop, mister. Hey, stop! - Hey? Oh no... Oh God! Oh no... Nobody in Ooty will sweat. But you have made me sweat. You have driven the car to that level. In future, don't talk about anyone like that. - I won't talk. Aiyo...oh

no! For the next six months, I must not think about the car at all. I must not ride even on a cycle, believing anyone. Oh God, I'm unable to see. Grandma, there is no power supply. It hasn't gone on its own. It has been cut off. This electricity supply didn't go on its own. It was cut off purposely. Bro... - Oh God, is it you? Why do you scream whenever you see me? Even during the day time, you look like a ghost. Seeing you at night, you look like a half burnt dead body. Is it foreign stuff? Gi

ve me also a peg. I have been giving the money that I get now and then. Then why do you come in search of me? Look, you don't come to me. I'll come and meet you. - I'll try. I must push him from the top of a hill. Otherwise, I'll lose all the money and opportunities that I get. Don't waste the time. You pour it. Aah...Ponnusamy. Hey Govindasamy! You lied to me he is dead, when he is alive. Then staying in my house, are you duping me? By today, I'll settle your accounts. Go...go... Ponnusamy? Whe

re is he? Why are you scaring me? - He is there. Where is he? He is sitting next to you. He is visible to you, but not to me. There is only empty chair here. He is sitting in the chair. Is it ghost? Madam... Don't leave me and run. Stop... Yesterday night, I didn't sleep due to you. What did I do? You only gave idea to that man by asking him to disconnect the power supply. You go to his house and cut something, if he disconnects the power supply of your house. Instead of that, why are you asking

me? Even grandma couldn't do anything. What can I do? Come here. Come. Hey, stop! Where are you taking this garbage? Where else other than to throw in the dustbin? Will it be dropped in your mouth? Give it to me. Go. In this house from grandma to grand daughter to even servant, everyone is loud mouthed. Hold this. Take it and drop it in his house. Okay. With this he must run away. Or else, daily for our house garbage, his house will be the dustbin. You take away my idea. I'll drop this there. -

Idea of mine. Idea... Hey...hey...what is this? Can't you see? I'm discarding garbage. Did you lock my house? Did you cut the power supply of my house? You vacate this place and run away. Or else, daily this garbage will come. Many other things will follow that. Govindasamy, excellent idea! Did you tell to drop our house garbage in his house? - Yes. Grandma...grandma... I dropped the garbage in portico, hall, sofa and everywhere. Say like that! Today it was portico and hall. Tomorrow if he crea

tes any ruckus, you drop the garbage on his head. He must be dealt in his method. That is the game. Shuck, what is this dirty smell? Yes. - See if there is any dead cat at home. Where do we have cat? On the back side of the house, there was a hopping god. Did that die. - Stop talking about cat and dog. Madam, my liver will come out. Did the old man pass bowel in the bed? Then who is responsible for this stinking smell? Hi, garbage lorry is standing in front of our house. - On God! All of you com

e. He has parked all the garbage truck in front of our house. How arrogant is he! Is it more than you? What do you want? Why have you parked the garbage lorry in front of the house? Whoever dropped garbage inside my house, should come and clean that by sweeping. It must be then collected and dropped in this lorry. Or else, all the garbage in this lorry will land inside your house. This is the international law. Half dress, come here. You were the one who dropped garbage in his house. You sweep a

nd clean that and drop it in this lorry. Did you see? He is the almighty to almighties. - Yes, he is great. Selva, do as I say. - Okay, leader! Devi...go. - No... Won't you do even this much sacrifice for our family? Go, my dear. - Go and do it. It's all due to you. - This is what is called as waste idea. Oh no! - It doesn't look like garbage smell. You must also be dropped in the garbage. Come...come... Till now have you received gift from anyone? - No. This is your gift. Take it or else you'l

l get beaten. Aah... - Bend and work. Start from there. "Uncle gave jasmine flower one day... - Grandma... Hey, this is an excellent music. - Hey! Shuck! - All the garbage has been collected. Then what are you doing here? Go away. Go that side. Whatever may be the next fight, I'm ready to face it. Already all the family members are questioning me about why I have brought a watchman to home and given him so much liberty. I'm wondering about what answer to given them. Tell as Ponnusamy. - Huh! Tel

l as Ponnusamy. - Govindasamy. You go to your room. There is food there. Eat that and go to sleep. You keep up your timing like this. - Go. Phone phone phone... Hello, is it police station? - Police? - IG? Is it AC, BC, Commissioner or Inspector? Constable? Is it nobody? - Cut the call. Thank god! Scoundrels! Beggars! I went so happily. Useless! - Who was that in phone? I went eagerly thinking the call will be from the police station. It is a wrong number. - Hey! Then why did you ask whether it

is police, IG, or Inspector? How can I remain without asking? Such a big house in the opposite has caught fire. We don't know whether the man inside that house is alive or dead. At this time, instead of a call from the police station, will you get a call for alliance? It is all a guess work. - Look here, I don't have any connection with that burning house. If at all the police comes and asks, I'll answer them. You remain silent. Grandma... - Go away. You'll also feel the same way. Tomorrow if th

e police comes, enquires and comes to know the matter, your grandma will betray you for her protection. Oh God, what will I do now? You build a statue for him and set it up on the middle of the road. Come, let us go and check in the hospitals. From whichever corpse, smoke comes out, you fall on its feet and say sorry. Hi... - He has arrived. Grandma... He has arrived again. - He? - Yes. You can't harm him in any manner. On wearing cap, he looks like MGR. On removing the cap, he looks like Deivam

agan Sivaji. He is talking in half light. He is refusing to show his face in full light. You can't harm him in any manner. Come, this is your house. - What? Her house? Don't you have a limit to fight with this madam? Fearing to meet her in the court, you ran away. Now you have brought a stranger lady, and saying as her house. Then should she go out? - Shshs... She is not a stranger. She is the original first wife of the sir here. First wife for my husband? Are you joking? To loot the money, woul

d you take up any disguise? Hey, money? What money? Who do you think I'm? I'm richer than you. I have got a fish market, estate and an island in 25000 acres land. Excellent! Perfect competition! I haven't come here to make a drama. I have come to meet my husband. Excellent sentiment! - Shut up! Thanks, madam! My husband has lost speech. So if you try to call my husband as your husband, you'll see what happens. - Mrs. Aruna Arunachalam! She hasn't come just like that. She has got evidence for t

hat. Madam Alamelu Arunachalam! Please give that file. - Take it. In the year 1945 on Octobar 14th at 9:43 A.M. Mr. Arunachalam has tied nuptial thread in the neck of Alamelu madam and has made her as Mrs. Alamelu Arunachalam. Excellent! - This is their marriage certificate. This is the photo taken by them. Within ten months of their marriage, they had a son. He has also come here. My son. - Who is that Bison? - No. - Oh... Is it him? Oh no! Each and every minute, a new bomb is being dropped. A

ah... Inspite of knowing my husband is poor, I loved and married him. After marriage, while coming in the ship, the ship drowned. The ship which drowned that day, has become straight only today. That too how? This sir, who came to my house as manager, saw my husband's photo, and asked me why I had garlanded a man who is alive. I got shocked. I jumped in delight. After 55 years, I applied vermillion on my forehead. I have come running to meet my God. Where is my God? Where is my God? God...God...

Don't you recognize me? I'm Alamelu. Your own Alamelu! After so many years I'm seeing you. Will you remain silent if I come to the river bank? Had you remained in the first house, would you have become bed-ridden like this? Would I have allowed you to remain in bed like this? You were always running and jumping around. How did you become like this? Who is that? Where did you find her? She is rocking. - It's all my arrangement. Uncle, when my mother is still alive, your mother gave a death cert

ificate. Is this also like that? - Hmm. Hubby, I forgot to tell you. We had a son. Do you know how big he has grown? Sir, why are you seeing like that? It's nothing. Is this true grey hair on your head, or is it crow droppings? Even if I look teenage boy, I have become aged. What is your name? - Marujenmam (Rebirth). Doesn't it sound different? - Yes. As I was born after the shop drowned, my mother named me like this. She could have named you as 'Kavuntha Kappal' (Drowned ship). That name was g

iven to the ship. - Hey Maruthu! Mummy. - Come and see daddy. Daddy. - Everybody is saying two line dialogue and going inside. Madam, a peculiar crowd has entered the house. You settle their demand immediately and send them away. Or else, they'll gulp everything in front of us and burp. - Nonsense! Mummy, where is daddy. - He is here. - Where is daddy? Come. - Daddy...daddy... Is this my new daddy? Not new daddy, but old daddy. Yes, old daddy. - Did you see? He resembles you totally. Mom's col

or and daddy's height. Hey, you continue to do sweet talk with daddy. I'll take care of her. It'll be worth 5 sovereign. - Aah! He is very alert. Hey. - Brother... You must not call the elders without respect like that. Just because a dog has become old, can I call that as elder brother? Why did you play this song now? I can't forget this song in my life. I also can't forget this song in my life. Okay, why are you listening to this song now? In the theatre where I went to see this movie, my mum

my and daddy fell in love. Oh... - They were in the seat next to each other. There was darkness in the theatre. Suddenly my dad grabbed my mummy's hand by getting emotional. Okay, let us both take a walk to the hill top. - Huh. I won't come. - Come on. - My mummy will scold me. Hey! - Mummy... - Scoundrel! Today also he escaped. He won't get trapped. I must drop a rock on his head while he is sleeping.