Naradar Naidu! I'll take revenge on you Start the car, I need
to buy 2 more blades Hey! What? I'll deal with it Thief...thief...! He snatched my chain
Can someone nab him? Must be worth 5 sovereigns! Good hunt today You can escape from anyone But not from
'Vandu mark lungi' Give me the chain - Here's your chain
- Thanks a lot, sir Machan, we'll freeze it right here 'Vandu mark lungi' Drape it, feel happy
If you don't, feel happier! A chic figure is following you
And you're ignoring her Where's t
hat chick? - I meant me, myself
- Oh! I see I've been wanting
to befriend you Do you know I've
been following you? Only 2 factors
make a man walk One is a pretty figure, other is sugar
Now figures are figure conscious! I wanted to hug you
the moment I saw you Am I 'Adambara silk saree'
for you to want to hug me? You think you're an eligible bachelor! Misunderstanding a girl's glances ...if we pamper you with
lunch in fancy hotels ...you'll claim your parents forced you Groom lives abroad You'll
invite us
for your wedding Don't I know about girls like you? If you say 'yes' I'll come
right now with just 1 saree Don't come blouse-less!
My dad is in censor board!! I wish to surrender my life to you Life is like a palm tree Palmyra fruit if you climb the tree
If you fall, cemetery! I don't get it If you don't like someone, even if she is
Sania Mirza you must walk away But if you like her, even if she cleans up
cow dung you shouldn't ditch her That's my policy!
Now leave me alone Is your too
th paste frothy? Tell me Won't you let me poop peacefully? Run...run Do you get lather
from your soap? There isn't any water
How will it then lather? Are you taking an X-rated film? Get out, you scumbags! 'For the 1st time...' '...as soap' '...and as paste' 2 in 1 product 'Sync your thoughts with ours' 'Buy Sinthamani soap' - Aiyo!
- What...? - Hurting too much?
- I can't bear it We are back to square one? What to do? Nellai Vasanthan, Muralidharan, Selvi
None of these astrologers are in town No
other option
I decided to come here He's a Siddha doctor + astrologer - You know, right?
- Okay, ask for the token - Give us a token
- Your # is 5002 So there are 5001 people
waiting before us? - Shall I come back after 5 years?
- Wait, sir We started with 5000 This is Numberology! It isn't called numberology
It's numerology! I know You haven't even passed your 12th grade You keep the token Hail Lord Shiva! When one's end is near
his thoughts go haywire This is an astrological proverb If heat e
xceeds it is bile
Excessive bile is jaundice This is a medical proverb Don't understand, astrologer Am I saying all this
with great clarity? Tell me your problem I'm suffering from slight- Flatulence My left leg hurts too much That's because of old age But my right leg
also is of the same age! Defect in the whole body Give me your horoscope Here Saturn has circled a strategy 'Ketu' the node is waiting
to put a spoke in the wheel Jupiter is lying flat on his belly Mercury is under cover
and watch
ing What's this? Your horoscope... ...Saturn and 'Ketu' have auctioned
your life and playing a cricket match If this continues... ...you may have to watch
the next cricket match ...from heaven or hell in top angle! To negate these defects at once,
what should I do, astrologer? It's full moon on 23rd of this month Offer special prayers for
nodes of the moon Go home and
take 4 pills from this Will I be cured of my disease? I can postpone your death You can watch
a couple more cricket matches Give
me 500 bucks as my fees
or your offering and leave - I'm little bit short of 500
- It's okay, give Here (Holy chant) Did he mean he was
short of Rs 470?! - Is it incurable stomach ache?
- Unable to bear the pain! Don't worry Go inside, he'll give you a capsule - That's it, chapter close 1 capsule will send me
to Heaven, huh? - Haven't you informed your relatives?
- Not yet First inform them He's walking as if he is in labor! Why are you so petty? Behave like a big shot Most big shots in city tod
ay
behave only like this I am above board and they deal
with under the table activities He must have walked in healthy
Look at him now - Come
- Please go in, sir Welcome, Mr Pichumani
Please be seated - How are you doing?
- Top of the world - Uma, how are you?
- I'm fine Last we met was when I marked a date
for you to buy land in Medavakkam Was my prediction right
about water at 10 feet? We got water 10 feet
above our heads That's what you missed! So what brings you here? Regarding our daughter'
s marriage
This is her horoscope Really...?
Okay...okay K. Nisha, star Ashwini,
Mesha Rasi, Simha lagnam Look how correctly he is reading
whatever is written there! Why have you come
so late, Mr Kittumani? I was ready half an hour ago She wanted to wear leggings and
it got stuck at her knees! - I was delayed trying to take it off
- Don't blabber - I didn't ask you about that
- Then...? By now this child should
have got married by now - You should've become grandparents!
- Me as grandpa and grand
ma?! You as grandfather
and she as grandmother This girl has to get married
within 1 'mandalam' I've heard of 'mandap'
Means a marriage hall What's 'mandalam'? Mandalam means 48 days Don't irritate me If Nisha doesn't get
married within 48 days... ...then she'll never get married
in this entire birth Your lineage will stop right here Your progeny won't flourish You'll become a saint, wear saffron robes
and visit Holy places I won't let that happen 'High pitched tone is raga
Anger ripened is rage
' - Your words make no sense
- He speaks the non-sense he knows Let's listen as if we
don't know anything Pay him his fees and stay away Okay...?
Try to understand - Give me, thank you
- Here you are Let's leave What's this? I asked the previous chap Rs 500
And this man gives me Thank God he didn't give 30 bucks
like that Scrooge did Mars was marvellous there That's a 'rasgulla' This is a sugar free dessert Your sugar level is
like the cricket score Won't the doctor get mad
if you eat this? That
isn't why I'm angry I'm upset he's eating without me Give me a bite Doctor, come to the point - Listen
- I am fit as a fiddle You shouldn't say that As your doctor
only I should say it He's perfectly fine - What did you eat for breakfast?
- 'Masala dosa' Only 4 The way you say 'sister' and
your actions are poles apart There's a twist in our story Since that 'masala dosa'
wasn't delicious... ...I poured extra ghee I ate 5 more 'masala dosas' You've had 5 + 4
which is 9 'masala dosas' Without me,
right? Nothing wrong with you
It's only gas trouble I'll inform your wife - What...?
- Come close I want my daughter to
agree to get married This is a drama I am enacting For 4 people to be happy
this lie isn't wrong at all But we are only 3 of us here Don't bug me How is he now? Doctor, how is dad? Doctor asked you to come in Hey, it's 'rasgulla' I'll handle it
Be quiet Will you pour sugar syrup
in your pocket, madcap? Dad...! Why are you eating a sweet now? Don't get tense
His sugar count is
low I told him to eat Doctor, is dad alright? Your dad has... Stop it I took my glasses off
to wipe the dust And you're howling! You watch too many Tamil films
That's why this histrionics Your dad has- Nothing wrong Oh! Really? You're being so flippant
about your health All because of you Worried sick you're still single
he has fallen sick! Why are you yelling at her? Worried whether he'll be alive
or not for her wedding- Please don't say that, doctor My dad is my whole world - Dad, I agree to g
et married
- Really dear? I feel I just had a can of candies My pain has gone Doctor, when can he be discharged? - When...?
- Whenever I said he can be
discharged anytime Really...? Then I'll go
settle all the bills Go ahead, dear - I'll have 1 more bite
- Eat, we'll go home How was my performance? Performance...? So all this was a drama? The heart attack I didn't get
on my wedding day... ...you think I'll get now?! Bingo! Eat this sweet and
give it to 'sister' too Why do you love all this drama
? (Holy chant) Come in, what do you want? Is Naradar Naidu uncle there? She's come in search of a groom I am his disciple
Tell me Little late in life, but not to worry
We still have middle aged grooms! What?
I've been married- And got divorced
Now that's the trend There are people who would
fit into that age bracket I am already married
I'm Kittumani's wife Are you Kittumani sir's wife? Such an interesting person he is I've thought of you
day and night Even this morning when I was in the shower
I thought of your wedding and laughed Wasn't it a sensible match? Please tell him Kittumani's wife
Uma is here Are you cursing him? - I am cursing you!
- I'll call him - Good morning, uncle
- Please sit - How are you, dear?
- I am fine, uncle I can see that How is your husband Arivumani? He is fine, uncle How are you? How does it look like? You seem to be fine Tell me what is bothering you Uncle, how do you know
I have a problem? Look dear, when it comes to doctor,
lawyer, astrologer and God No
one goes to them
just to say hi, hello They go only if they are hassled Why are you hassled? My daughter is laying down conditions
just like her dad for her wedding She's Kittumani's daughter, right?! - How many conditions?
- 8 Like father like daughter! Okay, list them out to me He should not have parents So test tube baby, huh? - I mean they shouldn't be with him
- Oh! Now I get it Can he have siblings at least? All those are poisonous creatures He definitely should not
be related to me Why ar
e today's girls like this, my dear? But they should have parents,
siblings, the whole works But the groom who comes in
should be all alone in solitude He should be an orphan it seems They call it
extra luggage Tell me the next condition Condition #2 Groom must be well educated But should be jobless There are zillion boys
like that in our city I have a reason for this condition So your daughter is searching
for a live-in groom, right? I am afraid she'll make him
a live-in servant, uncle She's you
r daughter, right? You are the one who knows her well Dad, you never taught me swimming
right from my childhood Water is dangerous for you So he has to know
swimming for sure With the rains in our city now
this seems justified She feels he should save her
even at the cost of his own life That isn't wrong, what else? I don't like people
living in a dream world He should have no desire
in cinema, politics etc Then where do we look
for our next chief minister then? He should be a honest chap No hyp
ocrisy I'm short tempered At times I might
even be violent You are doing it
for his own good So he should never get angry You want your husband
to be a thick skinned buffalo How generous of you! A corollary, huh? He should not drink at all She will go the extent of beating him But he shouldn't drink it seems If a man drinks after getting married Then the primary reason
is the woman! I wasn't referring to you I don't want children
after I am married You mean before you're married?! - My pets are
my kids
- Really? So all these are our grandchildren Howdy! So Kittumani's wealth has no heirs? Dog and the rabbit inherit, huh? She prefers to adopt, uncle Just like now even after my wedding
I'll go anywhere I want with my friends He shouldn't be suspicious
of me being social What does that mean? Let me tell you I am your husband Why are you looking
so suspiciously? Go on, tell me To make you happy I will take you
to the park, beach, cinema If your neighbor's husband
did the same to you ...it'
s called social interaction What crap! If Bharathi was alive now
he'll fight for men's freedom Tell me, dear Before the wedding
he should sign the divorce papers What are you saying, dear? If we get into any problems
I can't go begging to him True that, very fair Uma, did you hear this? He should sign the divorce papers
before marriage it seems What arrogance! That is not arrogance, dear With so many conditions
how will i find her a groom? Didn't your husband do the same? Didn't I find you for h
im? Look here, dear I liked something
about your daughter Do you want to know what? She thinks of animals also as her kids She has that humanitarian aspect That is enough for me, dear She won't make
her husband's life miserable Don't worry, go home
I'll handle it I got Kittumani and Uma
married to each other Kittumani got a good wife But sadly Uma had a raw deal Kittumani remained as he was
As imbecile as always To atone for matching them together... I will find a groom
for Kittumani's daughter
My blessed fate! Like father like daughter - Are you all here for the interview?
- Yes, sir Please interview me first Because I have to pick up
my child from school - Are you married?
- Yes, sir Married men are not qualified Why are you glaring at me?
Go and pick up your child You could've just sent your son Why did you tag along? I am here as an applicant
for the interview These 2 boys aren't your sons? Why are you here looking for a job
when you should be in college? Go watch cartoons on Pogo
channel! He's doing my job rather well Anyway he'll also get rejected I'll call you This job is reserved only for me How many applicants are waiting? Filtering your daughter's conditions... ...only 4 qualified - Only 4?
- 1 was married Told him he has no job here
and sent him away Shall I bring the rest in? Am I holding a 'swayamvara'? Call them in, one by one - Okay, lord!
- Go "I salute my motherland" Why did you bring your father here? He is one of the applicants, lord Interview...? He has co
me
not knowing why But he is very interested in the job! Ask him some question
and send him away Otherwise he will be very upset You're such a nuisance! Ask him to sit down You're wearing a tie, right?
Sit in this chair He takes so long to sit? -This is for you, sir
- Is it your resignation letter? I haven't selected you as yet Sir, this is my biodata! Are you 63 years old? That's the year I was born You're older than me I can't interview you You need an MBA to qualify M.B.A., M.L.A, M.P, Counci
llor If you ask me to get references
from all these people... ...then how will youngsters
like me get jobs? Youngsters...?
You bet he looks very young! I need this job Come on, question me You want questions? You're drunk and sleeping At that time
after 6:00 p.m... ...gallivanting all over the city
he walks in with your wife How will you react? It can't happen She had a stroke And is bedridden
for the past 6 months Maybe he can go around her But he can't roam around
anywhere with her! - Is she g
ood looking?
- If she is, will you go around her bed? - You can leave now
- What...? Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! - That's it!
- Get lost! If my daughter walks in now! What's this? You are sweating
out of sheer fear, huh? Will you shut up and scoot? He's a lunatic! Why are you drenched
head to toe? On my way near Thiruvanmiyur,
I got caught in a traffic jam Didn't know what to do I jumped into the sea
and swam till Pattinampakkam Punctuality is my priority, sir You swam in the sea? Save your surprised t
one, sir I swim to my native town
Pondicherry every week! - Naidu!
- I belong to Saiva Pillai caste Not you
Naradar Naidu! My Lord!
Just missed - Missed the target
- Nuisance! 1 minute, sir It's okay
Forget it This is one of the hassles
of swimming in the sea, sir Maybe he is
the son of a shark?! My lunch is fixed! When you mentioned 'shark'... ...I remember something When I was a baby... ...I went with my parents on a tour
from Pondicherry to Rameshwaram On the way when
we were swimming... ...a
shark gobbled my parents, sir From that day
I am an orphan Our entire family is adept
at swimming during a tsunami Are you actor Dhanush's fan? - Who is that, sir?
- Don't you know Dhanush? Our superstar Rajini's son-in-law My dear man Do you at least know
Ajith and Vijay? Who are they? Are you in Tamil Nadu unaware of these
stars with a super fan following? They are both sought after stars Sir, the only actor I know is... M.G. R Even this I learnt
from my History book MGR isn't just an actor H
e's a revolutionary leader! He has been Chief Minister
of Tamil Nadu many times - Is that so, sir?
- Then...? So you don't know
politics and cinema? I have absolutely
no interest in either, sir Only now I understand Why you are jobless
in spite of your education - I have 1 more question for you
- Go ahead, sir - You are totally tanked
- God help me! Why are you calling God now? Even though my hometown
is Pondicherry... ...I have no connection
with alcohol, sir Even if a train carrying alcohol sp
eeds
past me, I'll close my eyes and mouth - Are you such a good boy?
- Yes, sir Hit with this dart I still have half a question left After 6 in the evening... ...everyday he takes
your wife on his bike It's only a hypothetical question I apologized because
I don't know to ride a bike Assuming he rides a bike... ...how will you feel? Answer now A wife is my better half Whoever she comes home with... ...I won't suspect her, sir He can even be her boyfriend But I'm only her husband! He is such a s
hameless fellow? - Naidu
- Hit him now He is passing the litmus test Will he get selected? Is it lemon tea? He sure is persistent! O' Lord...! You threw that dart with such joy
I think I'm selected? If you let me know
my appointment and increment... ...I'll go home with enjoyment Tell me, sir I'm drinking tea and
you're talking nonstop This isn't lemon tea But Yama tea which has
come to take away your life Sugar is 2 teaspoons too many If I'm not selected you could have
told me straight to my fa
ce Instead 1st time I'm seeing a boss
rejecting a candidate by pouring hot tea Naradar Naidu What are these so called conditions?
What is this interview for? I'll tell you
She's my daughter She has laid down some conditions We were looking for
a groom on that basis Hence this interview Am I selected then? Don't you like my daughter? I prostrated in front of her photo, sir 1st time I'm seeing a man
so passionate about prostrating For your talent you can
even be a minister! If you fix the date I'l
l be ready
with the sacred thread Don't rush
Still 2 conditions left He'll brief you about them If you agree... ...you'll be my son-in-law What...? Don't go overboard Bring the disinfectant He 'muah'ed too much! This is Shantha here Shantha, how are you sweetie? Sir, I am Shantha Kumar I came for the interview
drenched head to toe? Oh! Shantha Kumar I'm fine with both the conditions
broker Swaminathan briefed me about - Really...?
- I'm now in Kotturpuram hospital I am waiting outside
without my
undies, sir Kotturpuram hospital? I might have confidence in me But shouldn't you trust me? Even if you want a child,
I won't be able to oblige Why will I ask you for a child? I meant your daughter You must communicate clearly Even if I become weak, it's okay
I came to do a FP surgery What are you saying? Family Planning, sir The surgery will be over
in another half hour You get the formalities ready When will they give the body? I don't mean formalities
for my funeral I meant the formalities
t
o sign the divorce paper We can do all that easily We can have the wedding
on the next auspicious day Marriage...?
Uncle - Thank you, uncle
- Enjoy the surgery, son-in-law Uncle...uncle? I love you, uncle What...? Why are you walking
as if you are a ladle stirring porridge? Is the connection completely cut? Go in, they will do a clean job I should make sure
dogs don't chase me - Good afternoon
- Same to you After the family planning surgery here... ...we take our patients home Trust me and come
You get a free ride Really? Then drop me
at Thiruvanmiyur Where's the car? You settle in this gap Trust us and sit
We'll take you home Want me to sit on this bike? My stitches will rip open Sir, you're already standing
like you're sitting on a bike How will the stitches rip open? Are you sure nothing will happen? Hereafter even if you try
nothing will happen! Don't worry, 1 year guarantee
for the stitches in our hospital Just for this service... ...I feel like repeating
the surgery again! You'll
be back for sure Our hospital has that kind of luck - Really...?
- Come Make me sit
without rattling me Sit tight and we'll take you
to your destination! Slowly...gently Go...go Giving way...coming apart! Any road will fork
into different ways Don't worry, sir No, my stitches are giving way Sir, stitches are giving way
and so is the road Who are you pinching me? Where are you taking me?
I must go to Thiruvanmiyur There's also a shortcut via
Chengalpattu to Thiruvanmiyur Enjoy the seaside view
a
nd the cool breeze I finished the juice Feeling thirsty
Do you have water? George, give sir our special drink Sure, will do Why is the juice so strong? You said your stitches
gave way and it's hurting Drink this pain killer juice You won't feel the pain (song from 'Vinnai Thaandi Varuvaya') Think you're Oscar awardee A.R. Rehman? Shut up or I'll make sure
your scars don't heal Oh gawd! I can't Careful All of us are ready Is the backup okay? - Is this the chap we should hit?
- Just shut up - I'll
rip him apart
- Just do what I said Why are the doctors half dressed? Follow their instructions What should I do now? First hit the bottle There is a chap
in a white shirt outside You must hit him Empty it Pour the entire content
down his throat He's spitting it out, thinks he is
Sri Vidya in 'Aboorva Sagodharargal' George, he has come
Let us escape Act like I instructed you Buffalo! Stop the car - Come, my lord
- Where is he? He's right there
Please come - Let go of me
- Grab him You said he's
a rowdy
He seems to be piss drunk Yes, my lord Punch him What is the use of being educated?
He seems to be a man of loose morals Don't fight, sir
Stop drinking Don't drink
Please, sir Listen to me
Don't drink Who's he, holding his feet
and begging him not to drink? Don't drink Maybe he is totally against drinking That's why he's begging They are bashing him
He is still so patient He hasn't lost his cool one bit Very unusual to find a boy
like him in these modern times Don't hit us God has been
kind enough
to open our eyes What serendipity! - Let's go
- Go...go Don't hit, sir I've been warning you Go to hell Nisha...? Is she hiding somewhere? What are you doing here? Don't come near me Stay right there I'll throw this at you Stay there Why are you shouting? He's harmless If you open the door
he will walk out Are you sure? Hey Scooby, go Out you go I thought you'll look glamorous
in a silk saree and decked up It took me 2 hours to wear all that It will take another hour
for me to remove
everything That's why I preferred this I feel comfortable this way Makes it convenient You're prepared Your dad seems to be
the miserly man Not a single floral decoration I hate all that That's why he didn't I don't like this step by step process
I prefer straight action Nisha, shall I switch off the light? I was about to say it Dig into your pocket Where the hell is it? Are you off to sleep so soon? What about the rest? What is the 'rest'? I meant good night What a quick ending
to my wedding n
ight! I don't like these disturbances
when I am nodding off to sleep Such a pain! You picked up the phone
on the very 1st ring Are you updating
your wedded bliss on Facebook? Nothing happened, dude Why? She's very tired it seems Whaaat?
She's tired, huh? You might as well have
slept along with us You could have hugged this
teddy bear and slept happily True that, dude 'What do I do?' I have a soooper idea Put the pillow crosswise
and sleep, okay?! Shut your gob Wishing you pillow dreams Nothing h
appened I believe Girl is very tired it seems Yucky fellow! Where are my tablets to be
taken before dinner? 'The wife banged her husband's head
with a stone for questioning her!' Gutsy lady! Why are you serving me 'parotta'? Who will eat 'parotta' at night? 'Many a slip between
the plate and the lip!' Whatever I ask
I get a taunting wisecrack! Whole family is stone deaf Better to die of starvation
than eat this 'parotta' and croak! - Sorry, sir
- Stuff yourself Madam, why don't you eat? Have I e
ver eaten
if he hasn't? Nisha, I need to talk to you What do you want now? I had breakfast
in the morning, thank you Even if my son is playful... ...he is good at heart You got married, blessed by me
I gave the sacred thread to him You will both live happily
for 100 years and more You handed the sacred thread
for my wedding? I am so happy you said this That you'll take
good care of my son That's more than enough
I don't need to worry I'll die peacefully Tie it around her neck happily 'This is a
sacred thread
essential for my long life' Wishing you a very happy married life 'Do you need light in your life?' 'This aphrodisiac awaits you
Masti Masala' 'My husband is a driver' 'He can drive any and every car' 'He has climbed up every hill
and travelled every abyss' 'He has a heavy vehicle license too' 'But now he can't even ride a cycle
He is drained out and feeling weak' That's when my neighbor
told me about Masti Masala' This can be added in anything
and everything you cook' 'You can eat
it
just like that' Hey! Don't bite my finger He got such drive and energy!
Unbelievable!! 'Even I couldn't control him' 'Check it out for yourself' 'Hey! Wait, darling' Do you need light
in your life?' 'Get rejuvenated
with Masti Masala' 'Middle age or old age
you'll gallop like 7 stallions' How many more lies
have you told me? Don't worry, it's our duty
to get you united with your wife I've already fixed up everything You know Arivu
the brain box of AMK party? He is truly brainless Whichever p
arty he joins will be
split into 2 in a month He is that lucky
Plenty of clout Just buy him half of a bottle of liquor He'll give your father-in-law the jitters Millions of followers
who have gathered here Brother, we form part of that million Come in We are right here Have you all also come over
to join the party? Will any human join your party? He is the hero in
all my commercials Very soon he'll be a star
in the film industry He is being trained for it We can use him
for campaigning? Glorify
our brother
and gift him a shawl - I didn't bring the shawl
- Look, its right here Crafty fox of AMK party King of chastity married to 4 women Imp with a 'p' in front
of the ladies wing Drunk as a skunk hero
fighting for prohibition Fidel Castro who terrorizes America Okay, okay
That's enough Brother please give me
your Innova car keys - Why?
- Is car parked in 'no parking' zone? 5 minutes back he was
expelled from the party Hey! Where did they all go? Expelled, huh? Hey! Didn't I tell you
about
bro's luck? Hey! All this won't frighten me I have seen through
10 political parties so far This very minute
I'll start my MMK party What does MMK stand for? The journalists will
fill it up, not to worry Give me Rs 500 each
I will give you a party post We'll do all that later We'll pay you Rs 1000
You should show your power 1000 bucks? Then first let me face that issue
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