Hey! Buy me some bhajjis
(Vegetable fritters) - My stomach is as heavy as lead!
- My stomach's free buy it for me Bro, give him
whatever he wants 2 onion bhajji
2 chilly bhajii Do you have drumstick bhajji?
It should be piping hot Help yourself I know this like the back of my hand
The way he mixes the batter... Will any human eat this?
You go ahead You ruined
my bhajji appetite! Its all yours to relish! Why? Am I not a human? Here, take it This beach is in need
of my service indeed! Eat
Go ahead
You don't think I am human?! You and your dole-face! Letting you into
my beach itself is my mistake! He stuffed the bhajji
right into your face There's sea-load of water
I'll go and wash my face - Money?
- Only if I ate your bhajji! Scoundrel! My bad luck
to get a customer like you Postman, do you have
any letters for me? On the way! - Tell us your verdict
- What verdict? We'll all stand here and pee Whoever pees farthest is the winner How can I be of help!? You decide
who the winner is I am ju
st a Govt. employee That's why we have given
you this judge position What an honor!!
Happy journey! You should only release Kaveri
and unite all our national rivers "I am a river that gushes
out of my source, (w)hole!!" 1- 2- 3!
Use your force They are putting me
on flash back mode! - Look how far they can pee?
- It's easy to befriend these kids My dream has come true There's no vacancy anywhere - Where can we sit?
- It won't happen - He keeps taunting us
- Is he your friend? Dude, how do they m
anage
to get chicks like this? 'Road roller-ed' figure! This is why I didn't
want to come to the beach They are just jealous, dear! One session just got over
Shall we go there? Why did you want to
come here specifically? I want to talk
about our life to you I want to talk a lot... Bro, sangu?!
(conch used in funerals) What an auspicious omen!
We've just begun...go This is my 1st sale
for the day, indulge me 1st get lost I'll definitely sell a conch
to you one day - I'll definitely strangle your
neck
- Don't strangle this 'sister'! Will you take care of me
all your life? - I swear, I will
- Bro, sundal - No
- Ask if your girl wants No thanks - Won't you please this little boy?
- No, get lost - I was stopped half way
- Tell me Nathan Did you call me
Natha or Naradha? How can you not even
buy jasmine for your girl? Flowers are wilted - Let me fix it for you
- I don't like jasmine - How much?
- Rs 10 plus 5 for fixing it on her hair 5 is tips, huh? Take it Go Why can't they
let us be free?
- It's my dream you know to sit here
- Why? - Coffee or tea, bro
- Huh? Poison! - I'm slightly hungry
- Oh yeah! I'm sure you are - Shall we drink coffee?
- Oh! Give us coffee - I have only tea
- Then why did you give us a choice? "Did you see the lovers
in love by the seashore?" "Did you see the couple
inside the boat hug encore?" - Oi! Go away
- Aiyaiyo! - Don't you like the song?
- My neighbors are here I'm caught red-handed Why are you gallivanting here?
Go make your kids study at home - I'
m going
- Swapna? Don't follow me They made her cover
her head and run away I like your approach - Do you eat sundal?
- Come and sit here with me - Gold is time, man
- How much do you want? How much will you
sell in half hour? I'll buy that 10
Sit here with me - How much is this sundal?
- Rs 5 5 months of toil
You ruined it for me What are you saying? 5 months of convincing a girl
to come out on a date with me All of you bungled it
She ran away - Who messed it up?
- Your friends here You are com
plaining
to the wrong person - I am not their union leader
- Okay...fine This problem is millimeter-short
Your worry is more than a Km long! Will you listen to my story?
You'll also feel sad then Don't bug me
Out with it Gold chain for me
Key chain for you - Don't spoil my flow
- Sorry, bro...go ahead and flow 'These faces can be
given a life only by us' 'Let's try to bait her' - Excuse me
- Yes - Is this key yours?
- No, is it yours? Not mine If it isn't yours
why did you take it? I thought of
returning it
to the owner You'll ask 2 people
and then throw it away If you let it lie where it fell
the rightful owner will find it - Put it down
- Okay - Bro, lost your key?
- Yes, sir Here - Thanks, sir
- It's okay Shucks! Love at 1st sight, huh?! Falling hook line and sinker?! Love is a good guru But it doesn't accept
all as its disciples Shut up, dude Don't fall Keep the shirt Take this and scoot Do you run a circus company? No, but I have
many companies Then why are you showing off
all the
se monkey pranks? Monkey pranks?! I learnt it only for you
with great difficulty Which idiot told you I like it?! I saw you appreciate a guy
wheeling on the road That's why I too... I smiled knowing
he'll die ahead of his destined time When will you meet
your fatal end? All gone for a toss Okay, drama king
Come to the point She's automatically falling
hook, line and sinker! - If I suddenly say I love you...
- Whaaat? - What will be your reaction?
- You're already saying that! You are the only ol
d Romeo
professing love like this - How else should one go about it?
- I am so mad About turn
run without halting Let's fall in love
with this same intensity! When I meet guys like you
I feel sad I am a teenager I also feel sad why I'm in love
with such a hard hearted girl But you are worth it, dear
I miss you in my life - What's your name?
- Senthil Nathan If you have such a name
should you torture me? Should Swapna Sundari
be stubborn like this? - Modern name Okay...okay
- Promise? I swear I w
on't call you
by your full name No...promise you won't
try to 'bike wheel' I swear
I won't even ride a bike! - Promise once more
- For what? - You'll ride a bike
- I swear I'll ride a bike Will you drop me in my college? - What happened?
- Your turn now Why? You won't use me
just to drop you I swear
Let's go 'Is she coming behind me
for ME or my bike?' 'Let's figure that out' I think we share good vibes - If my mom finds out I'm dead
- Whole family will be happy Gold costs Rs 22000 a sovereign -
They have to accept a love marriage
- What happened? Vibes have gone flat! - Let's go somewhere
- Marina No I am slightly hungry
Let's go to a hotel 'Make sure you have your wallet
with you, I forgot mine' - You have to make a promise
- What? 'You must make sure contents
of my wallet are protected!!' - Let's go watch a movie
- Truly, I'd love to We can eat burger,
butter popcorn and cold coffee Wallet will also become flat! Shall we go to the Marina beach? Why do you obsess
about Marina so much
? It will be really hot Weather condition's better next month - Are you slightly hungry?
- Correct! How our vibes coincide 'Today's special' Girls more than being true are frauds
Be careful, dude Let's go
Me hungry I checked weather forecast
and then I brought her here You guys ruined my dream - Sundal
- Conch shell He seems to be
following us everywhere Maybe someone's plotting
to follow us Let's attend to our agenda! Give me the helmet These kids seem part of an union! - Let's go to that seclu
ded place
- I won't come there 'All girls say this
in the beginning!' Okay, let's go this way Why have you spread a shop here!?! Please No kid can disturb us now
Shall we talk? - What's funny?
- Text message That's what I'm asking you to share My friend Makkudu
has sent it to me If you hide one simple text message
how will you share your life with me? - Swapna Sundari?
- Swapna! - Swapna, let me read this out to you
- That's better Men always think better belatedly! 'You think you are smart!' -
How will a world without girls be?
- I know how will it be? 'Serene, peaceful and calm!' - Park and beach will be empty
- True, very dry! Police will be at rest All mobile companies
will show a downward curve Torture of text messages,
missed calls won't exist! Greeting cards, gift shops, perfumes
None of these nonsense will thrive College students won't have arrears Father-son bond will flourish! Wine shop will face heavy loss
because no love failure Govt. will face severe
financial crisis Has y
our head started aching? All roadside Romeos
would have got state ranks Yeah! Fat hopes!! Means boys will be more human So you are like this
because of us girls I am not saying it
My friend How can he be a good friend
if he doesn't know to respect girls? He is spoiling you Why do you need such a friend?
1st cut him off - They didn't add this in the list
- Which one? Girls will spoil a good friendship Are you slightly hungry?
That's gone cold Better to drink cold tea
than date those who are messe
d up! - Is that a 'punch dialog'!?
- No Why did you forward this to me? Awww! You also got it? 'Don't delete this
Forward to all' I pressed 'send all'
That's why you must have got it - Swapnaaaaaa
- I'll slipper you - I'll go to court if you follow me
- Bro, conch No need
Get lost I won't let you go without
selling a conch to you I won't let you go without
biting your throat! Oi! Glutton who eats mutton! I'll see to it
we don't fight, okay? I won't behave like a kid Come to the beach Happy birth
day to you - What's inside?
- Nathan's birthday gift You are expressing
your joblessness creatively Thank you - I know what's inside
- What? I've seen this idea
in an English film It's a ring, right? 'How expensive is your expectation' This is beyond that - It's sacred
- Diamond? 'I am not a fool' Speaker? Beyond that 'How much she's testing me' Wowww!
Phone? - I intended buying one
- Open the box Are you taking me
for a royal ride?! That's reel style
This is reality Careful...careful What's thi
s? 2 idlis and coconut chutney It's here Your head must have
started to ache My friend suggested
'set dosa' and vada curry Another friend said
'koththu parotta' and egg curry I chose this since all that
won't appeal to your taste buds Are you implying my family
can't even afford to buy idlis! No...no...I thought you like it a lot
You'll always be slightly hungry! We could celebrate
your birthday eating this happily Okay 'She compromises
in food matter easily' Is it yummy? My mouth is watering! C
hutney's rancid You couldn't even do this properly I planned this ahead of time
and made the chutney yesterday Don't ever see me again Swapnaaaa!
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