we got so focused on the big meat and potatoes stories every day that there are so many other uneaten news bits that we then scrape off of our show plate into the doggie bowl that is my next segment meanwhile a recent study from the university of michigan found that pizza was ranked as the food most associated with symptoms of addiction I'm surprised I would have guessed country-fried cocaine after lengthy study researchers determined that pizza is implicated in addictive like eating due to the
addition of fat and/or refined carbohydrates and the rapid rate the refined carbohydrates are absorbed into the system now that's fairly technical to put that in layman's terms hot melty cheese buttery crust and so good put in my mouth scientists used specialized scanners to record what happens in the cerebral cortex when subjects take that first bite of pizza [Music] Thank You science meanwhile the world is still transfixed by the star-studded Indian wedding that included a private performance
by Beyonce wow that is one confident bride if it was my special day I don't want Beyonce there and some revealing outfit I want Kevin James in a onesie [Applause] bride that's nice of him to put on that onesie for us to take a photo of him that's a man confident in himself the bride is the daughter of India's richest man worth over forty three billion dollars whereas the groom's father is thought to be worth 10 billion dollars talk about marrying down Papa I don't care if he only has one helipad
I love him the wedding was a star-studded affair here's Hillary Clinton and John Kerry dancing at one of the wedding parties Democrats always a friend of the little guy meanwhile in our last installment we brought you breaking news of the viral sensation knickers a big cow who you may remember for being a cow who is big which is why tonight we're bringing you this important unlikely sized cow update I'm afraid knickers time and the Sun is over because now there is little cow look at him me so y
ou know we cannot allow this tiny cow to get any bigger we need to put it in a brace to keep it tiny like a bonsai tree or maybe just let the little cow smoke the tiny cows name is lil bill and he is one-tenth the size of a normal calf making him about three hundred and ten times smaller than knickers which answers the age-old question what would you rather fight one giant cow or three hundred and ten tiny cows but here's the best expression of little bill size it weighs the same as a domestic c
at but it is a lot friendlier when you try to milk it [Music]
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When I worked in the oil fields of North Dakota I routinely did maintenance checks on about 50 oil well heads. One day I noticed a lone cow in a fenced section of field. I wondered why the farmer had fenced her in there alone. She noticed me and came running up to the fence as I did my inspection, wagging her tail. There was something weird about her being alone there so out of curiosity I walked across a ditch to the fence to take a closer look and I saw she was horribly deformed in the face. I fed her a clump of grass and because she was so friendly I visited every time I was at that well head. She recognized me each time and ran over wagging her tail. A month later she was no longer there and I felt a deep sadness.
Watching this while eating pizza. Me: Uh YEAH, it’s addictive, how dumb do you have to be to doubt that. 😂😂😂
Ambanis made America's Secretaries of State dance to their own tune!!!
That Mary-Kate & Ashley segment was a throwback, holy cow
He's also Richest man of Asia.
Lol. I worked a wedding a couple months ago and John Kerry was there. Have to say, the man can really dance.
You give me that tiny cow right the hell now. I need to complete my domestic indoor menagerie and this adorable critter's existence is MOCKING ME.
Yea, they got invited because they were Secretaries of State...probably because brides father did major business deals with them.
I tried to pretend my hand was a kitten and tried to act like my hand was feeding off my cat. She did not think my hand was a kitten as I hoped she would. Yup, fucked up my hand pretty good...
Correction: Beyonce performed in the "pre- wedding" event not the actual wedding. The Ambanis are the real deal. They got john legend, chainsmokers and maroon 5 to perform in the same wedding. They dont fuck around
That calf can't be 310 times smaller than Knickers but it may weigh 310 times less than Knickers. It's not the same thing.
The cow thing is amazing! Both the giant and the tiny!
Indian wedding segwayed into Cows, nicee
And now I have Domino's on the way, thanks Stephen.
That little cow was a big hit at the wedding reception. (It eats pizza.)
"Weighs the same of a domestic cat. But, is friendlier when you milk it." ...Are you trying to tell us something, Steven?
Cheese is on most of the top ten foods. Cheese is addictive.
Lil'Bill sounds like he's about to drop a diss track on Knickers
I always say that I don't eat pizza because I'm hungry, I eat pizza because it's there
Yeah, don't try to milk a cat. The...um, the cat is not enthusiastic about. Also, their claw marks are prone to infection. Just an FYI.